Ted causing Chaos in CallMeCarsons videos

[@thememeestfilmbuff]

Ted acts so cool usually that when the occasional moments of insanity and chaos come out of him *I become whipped cream with how much of a tonal whip I get.*

[@ltdrilldick8416]

*b i g l i o n*

[@sadovuato]

Big lion is still my favorite thing in any Carson video ever

[@femurbreaker4483]

Oooohhhh oh God of fuck you just said his name! He's summoned by name you fool! You've doomed us to the deepest ball pit in heck!!!!!!1!1!1!1

[@sadovuato]

@Matthew Davies “map of America”

[@oricalu448]

That and cram

[@Ieridixitea]

I forgot about big lion..why would you remind me...

[@zackleflar2379]

@@oricalu448 who else bought the cram shirt

[@peaches9307]

during the whole big lion bit i could feel myself loosing braincells

[@dylanzz7500]

yeah i can tell by the way you dont know how to spell losing

[@duskybeef6519]

@@dylanzz7500 💀💀💀

[@JoeDNuts]

Yeah that is big lion's main ability, it would have killing pheb with 1 hit but he nuked it first, so big lion used it when it fighted the merceless sun god

[@GOAK_1]

@@dylanzz7500 You fucking killed them, dude

[@peaches9307]

@@dylanzz7500 English isn't my first language but have a nice day as well :)

[@floridaman3241]

I feel like ted’s future america was weirdly the most accurate

[@bblulz7554]

yeah especially now. i’m seeing it all come together and i am SCARED

[@cheesehouse2522]

2020 mood

[@gooseman7522]

@@bblulz7554 pheb doesn’t stand a fucking chance compared to big lions shadow arm of darkness

[@maritzasanchez6520]

Your pfp makes me so uncomfortable

[@zomboids2100]

@@TokaDot Oh fuck.....

[@ohmyghosts]

i dunno guys i gotta say ive seen him say "i have an explanation for this i swear" so many times but i have never heard his explanation for Big Lion

[@annwynbeneaththewaves]

its big lion

[@filedeletefelix]

its big lion

[@beeboo5657]

There is no explanation to *BIG LION*

[@andrewharmon3043]

He's imminent

[@Max-qz1jt]

Its *big lion*

[@sasakidotorg]

"HAAaAH" *_"IM AN AIRBENDER"_* is he okay-

[@NOT_an_egg_cultist]

No lol

[@maritzasanchez6520]

The smile afterwards is just so contagious though lol

[@formacat]

the big lion clip will never get old

[@Gizmowtje]

Big lion = cardboard cutout of the pope

[@glctcthnkr8059]

Immovable object vs unstoppable force

[@cheesehouse2522]

ted should get a cardboard cutout of big lion in his room, or a poster

[@sheevpalprotein9132]

Don't compare that old windbag to Big Lion, dude

[@Gizmowtje]

@@sheevpalprotein9132 sorry man, I know that not even the pope could stand up to big lions greatness, I’ll do beter next time

[@maritzasanchez6520]

Not Funny, did not laugh

[@bigshipizen]

don't you live in- I hate you *runs*, *loud thud* ,*camera tips*

[@fluffibunimadi]

Fiverr is a magical place. tried selling my art on there, but I don't pay taxes so they wouldn't let me

[@memereport2481]

I love how with big lion you can’t tell if Ted having a great trip or an absolutely horrible one

[@Chingrilla]

It's genuinely saddening to know we may never have more experiences like this because of the Carson situation

[@beeboo5657]

Ted looks gen z and sometimes acts like one but when you boil it down he is a boomer

[@hotpikachu]

Gen z is from age 5 to 25, ted is only 22 tf u on

[@beeboo5657]

@@hotpikachu have you watched ted play Minecraft?

[@hotpikachu]

@@beeboo5657 no

[@beeboo5657]

@@hotpikachu Ted plays Minecraft like a boomer. Plus a lot of other stuff lol

[@hotpikachu]

@@beeboo5657 like a boomer but hes actually pretty young, thought you were talking about his age not personality my bad

[@bigtoe422]

"Their prayers did N O T H I N G"

[@psipie2359]

The divine diety known as swoohoo

[@coopiric5427]

Ted acts like the middle child of the group- I was gonna say he’s a younger one, but Carson embodies that best.

[@ricodc6529]

The terror in Carson's face when Ted barged in is the funniest thing for me.

[@lizzicanavan5995]

I think the map of America is my favorite Carson vid like bc of big lion and Travis lines in it are so good like I don’t remember exactly but he said something like “how do u make a 4 leaf clover” and then “I need it for my alligator:D” and that also gets me lmao

[@cloudy7466]

He asked how to make a 5 leaf clover

[@lizzicanavan5995]

@@cloudy7466 shit u right

[@LeveyHere]

Ted's energy really does benefit any video he's in.

[@MrPharoh321]

The fact that we will never have these kinds of vids again is so upsetting

[@deadpoolio7509]

God what a shitty end to a great friendship

[@aurevlia]

i know, i know... it fucking hurts

[@aharonmoyal4905]

I wish I could see the big lion video for the first time again

[@jordantape]

this is like saturday at 2AM with the boys vibes where you just laugh at everything and you wake up the next morning like what the hell happened last night

[@a.j.dillon3392]

But don't forget when you are sore the next day from laughing so hard the night prior

[@xTheDarkTiger]

I watched the big lion video high as fuck and Ted whispering under his breath over and over genuinely scared me

[@onionbjr]

8:04 this was so powerful coming from my earphones that it made my face vibrate

[@kdl256]

ted is that cool uncle none and all of us have

[@jas4666]

i love this video so much, it is exactly what i needed today

[@MrCatzWiiU]

We should be able to download the original images of the finished product of Big Lion’s Map of America (or what’s left of it)

[@angelhaerim]

the whispered "he's so powerful" and "holy shit" get me everytime lmao ted's fucking great

[@wminster]

If you didn’t think half of this video was gonna be Big Lion you are incorrect

[@CheetoInABottle]

I absolutely love this

[@jenniferloome9271]

This hurts

[@zvir7493]

I like how he always sounds like he’s just a little too close to the mic.

[@soos3822]

All I feel is pain now😔

[@yamix7266]

I’m in G A Z A right now.

[@probablynotyourdad4616]

2:05 So apparently teds old name on KZbin was Jerberdeh. Not sure if that was common knowledge or not but I just noticed that after like 2 years and thought that’s an interesting fact I guess

[@jgray1831]

I think it’s pretty common knowledge

[@nathanbasset]

Where were you when Big Lion tossed a nuke with his Shadow Arm and destroyed Pheb

[@nathanbasset]

I have a terrible memory and don’t remember watching this

[@Max-qz1jt]

Why did (you know what) escalate so quickly

[@way2dead4u]

big lion is stupid chaotic energy but Acropolis of Athens was peak chaos

[@googlyguys]

Ted is one of my favorite people that I don't know but want to

[@FRANCO-cm7ol]

i thought this was ted mosby, the architect

[@dumbpossum8461]

What do you mean, it is.

[@randimurphy4124]

ted is chaos incarnate.

[@daphmoon]

ted’s videos now

[@unbioctium5501]

Ted isnt writing spells hes writing amharic

[@sheevpalprotein9132]

The doppler effect is one of my favorite Ted moments, because it always gives me the mental image of Ted running from one side of the room to the other, smashing his hands into the drywall because he can't stop himself

[@HammerdWalrus]

Ted is a whole nother breed of humor.

[@freznnkp]

They really ignored the venmo saying on the grilled cheese stand 5:09

[@jackhill9234]

Pain.

[@Sad_kid_in_a_clown_outfit]

SHEEeE eeEeEH SHEIEEeeEEHhEehH *OOOOOOOOH* On that day I laughed so much I actually threw up.

[@daffierpython7755]

I wish he made more videos his videos are hilarious

[@ChrisSmith-cw1cl]

I wish you put the "I got a fucken mini fridge"

[@noxin117]

pain.

[@zephyrscofield1008]

Big Lion; speak his name with both respect and fear

[@cotton8000]

ted has something going on i feel bad for him

[@jgray1831]

?

[@jgray1831]

No explanation ok cool bye

[@way2dead4u]

i am at a loss for words at this comment

[@caido1221]

Dude dropped this ominous comment, then dipped

[@Brandon-rr7zv]

@@caido1221 he knew too much

[@Jujuoak]

I think Big Lion is probably one of my favorite bits ever on KZbin

[@BUDRS]

Sometimes I forgot big lion wasnt a schlat bit

[@dumbpossum8461]

What do you mean? Schlatt and Ted are the same person in different forms. The same entity of chaos

[@yepisuredolikecats]

Why is Ted so cute

[@glctcthnkr8059]

So jay swoohoo is basically the doomslayer

[@logansheridan5036]

We all need a minute in our lives for big lion

[@hotpikachu]

God i love ted

[@Kideem]

Ted is underrated

[@lotto5498]

Ted doesn't cause chaos, he *is* chaos.

[@giantbeanz4430]

This came up in the art category

[@pedromaggioreni9753]

does anyone know what Ted thinks about the Carson situation?

[@johnlist4533]

He said something on Twitter I think

[@fedjajovanovic447]

He cut ties and deleted all of his videos that include carson

[@thisthing3434]

I love it here

[@sunkcostfalIacy]

same

[@MrTheil]

Big Lion is honestly the funniest shit Ted has ever cone up with

[@gnb573]

thank you for keeping enerteined during quarintine

[@Creazaw]

Jay Swoohoo confirmed Doomguy?!!?!?!

[@beshoy9150]

When zoomed out it just looks like big lion going down on a grandma

[@ScubaSteve27]

I need the Cscoop causing chaos in callmecarson videos

[@aloneinthedark8081]

“Carson I didn’t fucking sign up for this shit! Carson I don’t wanna watch DANCE MOMS!!!”

[@milokulp2838]

They call him the cartographer for a reason

[@mr.tryhardguitarguy2842]

I need a fucking shirt with that big lion bit on it

[@D4_Isnt_Real]

Dawg. Even though im a dude, Ted do be lookin' handsome doe 😳

[@HyperVoid]

Big lion so powerfull

[@pbjwizard]

rip pheb. ????-2020, you will be missed

[@dezzy311]

i like how the entire second half of the video is big lion

[@TheStrayPanda]

He's so powerful. Oh god.

[@carlwheezerofsouls3273]

Sponge Man Ice Cone

[@MsMerrySunshine13]

Okay, Ted is just always high that's why he's like this

[@del_tane]

We know about big lion, but what happened to SHACK, and WHATS the explanation to the mystery of SHACK?

[@enapyen5444]

3:21 what video was this from?? Lmaoo

[@carlwheezerofsouls3273]

*hes so fuckin powerful holy shit*

[@yocelinsandoval2528]

Ted trying to choke Carson is just me and my brother

[@learninganimate3181]

I love mega mind aster egg in begining video

[@kyeducky]

Not me crying about big lion again... He's too powerful.... CHIIIIIIIIIIIII-

[@carlwheezerofsouls3273]

WaBuDeEDBuDeaBEda

[@megawattoutlet7401]

I read ted cruise

[@katieanne1361]

i think about the ik an air bender clip once a week

[@ultimateninjaboi]

Big Lion cured my depression

[@nickaldon8511]

BIG LION

[@tatterbomb9519]

why is ted so funny

[@glumbortango7182]

You didn't put in the Cram bit

[@biglion7743]

Yeah im a god so what?

[@demonchilde6664]

Holy shit_ _ _ _ _

[@dumbpossum8461]

Holy fuck.....

[@jenny-zn5gh]

unpopular opinion: ted looks like ash from evil dead

[@supernintendofan778]

Big Lion is such an unfunny joke at first. I experience such secondhand embarrassment from it it's painful to me. It's so clear that the joke didn't land as it was supposed to, and watching Ted scramble to his desktop to show the wallpaper doesn't help. Then he brings the picture back into paint and you're like "Holy Shit no please" and it's painful to watch him try this hard for the joke that wasn't that funny to begin with... ...BUT THEN. Once big Lion is brought into paint and has taken control of the shadow arm, things just keep getting funnier and funnier up until the RIDICULOUS "00000000000000" sound Ted is able to make as big Lion traps his victim. Never before have I seen a joke go from being so flat falling and painful to so fucking perfect, it's crazy.

[@wyattwhitley2625]

Watching these to help with the civil war.

[@jacktrain8624]

the good old days

[@2gr_t95]

big lion

[@anameorsomething894]

"Zheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. Zheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. AUGGHHHHH, AGUBUDGHUGHDUGHDUGHDUUDUBUDUDGH"

[@isaiharivera3108]

Big Lion 2020

[@JosephLicka]

Nothing tops big lion