Ted Cruz’s Desperate Damage Control, Trump Boys Point Fingers & Daddy Donny’s Tax Returns

[@jonnelson9760]

“If they can arrest my father for tax fraud then they can do it to everybody.” Psst, they have been able to for a long time. That goes for many other crimes as well.

[@jrzr1river489]

😂frs

[@ferretfriend5458]

He always looks and sounds high as a kite.. Someone should keep him out of public veiw, he is an embarrassment

[@forgeustiss6667]

No, they can't do it to everybody. There are not enough officials to arrest everyone.

[@m.k.c.5212]

DJTJ is scared shitless he's next...that's the "anybody" he is really concerned about. Because he knows his daddy will throw him & his sibs under the bus without a second thought, which is why he put their names on the board of the Trump Org, just like how grandpa tried to hide million$ in Don the Con's infant bank account ..."We get all the money we need from Russia..."

[@candicenicole1219]

Jimmy, thank you for sending laughs and encouragement and prayers our way in Texas. Last week was trying for me and my dialysis family, the elderly and special needs. While teddy bear was flying to Cancun, I was calling every dialysis facility and hospital to try my hardest to get others out life saving treatments. It’s so sad that he thinks one case of water after the fact is that moving seeing we are now dealing with food shortages. He should’ve been here on the frontlines helping us instead of his pockets!!!

[@impunitythebagpuss]

Bless you.

[@MyAngrySanta]

My prayers are with you. Over 3,000 people died in the months after hurricane Maria. People don't understand power is needed for dialysis, for oxygen machines, so many things than just lights.

[@jacquelinecallejas1390]

People forget the more vulnerable in a crises. I am truly sorry you are goin through this and will contribute to the money already raised. As much as I kind of double dog dare Texas to succeed when they start to threaten to do that, it is only funny when nobody is getting hurt sowhenstuff like this happens I and a lot of New Yorkers WILL try to help. I wish you luckI will pray for all in your state and I really hope that you get people in power who WON'T leave you in a lurch. Seriously if you got that from the GOP side,fine. Just get it from wherever. Ted Cruz obviously NOT being that person. You deserve better.

[@bgonza2]

Greetings my Ebony Queen, since you mentioned the tourist city of Cancun, Mexico as it pertained to Senator Ted Cruz's recent trip there, may I ask you what is your earliest memory and/or history with my country of Mexico or with Mexicans or with Mexican culture as far back your can possibly remember as a child or teenager in the United States of America? In other words how did you first learn about Mexico, Mexicans or about Mexican culture growing up as a kid? Perhaps your very first knowledge about Mexico or about Mexican culture was in school, or on the television or radio, or perhaps it was your parents or other family relatives or friends who first introduced to anything relating to Mexican culture? Or perhaps you first learned about Mexico in some other way? I'm just curious, and I would truly appreciate your honest responses to all of my questions my beautiful Ebony Queen. Thank you and God Bless. Respectfully, Benito Gonzalez Garcia Jr.

[@JamesSimmons-d1t]

Thoughtless and preyers, and a Tad CruDz.

[@gabesarti7184]

Seriously, they went so low as to attack his dog. That is a low blow. He is probably cleaner than the last guy to live in the White House

[@donaldedwards5980]

and, substantially smarter

[@sx8472]

That dog is way cleaner and smarter than Dump and kids.

[@xenophanes1598]

@The Maelström The dog had to get a booster shot so he wouldn't contract rabies from living in the WH post-tRUMP.

[@gljm]

Republicans have a habit of doing stuff like this, they attacked FDR's dog "Fala" too and Roosevelt used it in one of his speeches.

[@79madmac]

Come on now! The last president's dog, Miss Lindsey Graham, was waaaay dirtier than Maverick.

[@codyash3802]

Releasing his tax returns is “just a ploy to hurt my father”? That sounds like a weird way of admitting there’s something nefarious to be seen in his tax returns, hence why they’re trying to look at them in the first place 😅🤦🏻‍♂️ Otherwise, how would it be “hurtful”?

[@figofnewtons]

I shared the same confusion...I mean.. "hurtful"...it's not like his Ex-presidential waist size is being revealed for the first time or anything.

[@jameshartwell4345]

RIGHT!?

[@flone9872]

I guess that "the audit" finally finished.

[@JamesSimmons-d1t]

Crime fams of a scale writhe together.

[@smilesandyoka]

Junior - if your dad has nothing to hide, then just SHOW the damn tax returns and release us from all this drama!

[@Kingfisher1215]

Have you all covered Cuomo and killing all the elderly and covering it up, or is that just something to ignore?

[@omeyehead7436]

The NYT published them a year ago

[@mariastewart8810]

So if there's nothing to hide why not release the returns from day 1 jnr.?

[@antonystringfellow5152]

But there's nothing in those tax returns. That's why daddy has to fight so hard to keep them a secret.

[@Baaliwood]

@@mariastewart8810 if theres nothing to hide why do Democrats refuse to do an election investigation?

[@vincentb251]

The pillow commerical was great

[@forprogress999]

Guillermo is a national treasure. He so wholesome, like a teddy bear.

[@maureenngalu1718]

His laugh gives me life.. You just have to love him

[@geekdivaherself]

...like a _drunken_ teddy bear. The Venn diagram of the sets _Drunken_ and _Wholesome_ is the element Guillermo!

[@bexanne99]

Awww too bad he's married! 😘🧸

[@WinnieDaou]

Don't know about that . . . They played a prank on him and others, keeping him from entering the building, and his reaction was bratty in comparison to the others. He kept asking if the pranker knew who he was or who he worked for.

[@buddydooley8650]

More like a middle-weight somewhat out of shape.

[@girl43]

The fact that three adults would go on tv and berate a dog... makes me sick.

[@punky19761]

You know you have absolutely nothing to say when grown men are sitting around making fun of an elderly dog. Like, what are they doing with their lives?

[@misskitty6586]

Exactly what I was thinking!

[@mollysimmons2960]

Beyond pathetic...🤦🏻‍♀️ I think Champ is a noble elderly dog Joe & Jill obviously love their German Shepard dogs🐕 🐕 It’s reassuring to have pets back in the White House🌟🐕🌟🐕👏🏼😊

[@raqueld4899]

Dogs will be dogs, you spend an hour giving them a bath, cleaning ears, brushing teeth, next thing you know they're rolling on dirt 🤦‍♀️ I guess those grandpa's have never owned a dog

[@soonersdevil]

We got 4 yrs of their Stupidity to hear..

[@sueburek3725]

When you get old you don’t look beautiful anymore just look at Mitch McConnell. I think senior dogs are very beautiful and noble.

[@justineharper3346]

Looks like Jr’s been dipping in the powder again

[@taqiyasir8086]

AOC being a congresswoman from NY raised over 2 million dollars for Texans, physically went there and helped out while ted cruz abandoned his people in Texas and went on holiday

[@northsource7215]

5 Million

[@bandanakhadka3118]

5 million now

[@doctorthirteen5727]

Literally doing Ted's job for him. C"Mon, Ted.

[@cindycarroll4866]

@House of Guards Ughhhhhh !

[@SuperJohn12354]

Ted Cruise gave his own money, pretty easy to spend others money , mean while the president Joe Biden just sign the disaster relief bill, should get water and food to Texans in about 2 weeks at this pace, well at least they can use the national guard..... ah wait they can’t still have 28,000 soldiers guarding Washington

[@davidwemett200]

The "Dominion Pillow Ad" was so good, for at least part of it, I thought it was for real.

[@Blue-ej7rw]

Body shaming a dog? How dare you!

[@swapshots4427]

It's official, I actually find Don Jr MORE repulsive than his father. Who woulda believed that possible. Can a boycott by sensible people take the air out of their balloon?

[@justineharper3346]

I’m worried he’s going to run for President in the future. I hope they uncover all the dirt on Trump and his kids so we never have to deal with another one of them again

[@cindycarroll4866]

He starts by opening his dam mouth .

[@ivoryfyall4231]

Yeahhh right 👍🏾👍🏾💯

[@dominaiscna]

There are unfortunately not enough sensible people in the world, Swapshots...

[@arieljones4595]

Agreed. Hes even worse than his dad. Dumber (yes, it's hard to imagine), more entitled (probably gets worse with every generation), and even more unenlightened.

[@joehansen9826]

“Our Pillows” commercial has me dyin’ 😂

[@5050GLOBALEDMTV]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@Taffoman]

Hey! I would buy 20 pillows for 5$ I don't know what i would do with them though :D

[@jimmyconway3844]

Zzzzzzzz

[@dacronic1646]

I love how jimmy and Guillermo are legit friends. Guillermo is the best. And jimmy too.

[@hongkongfueynz3071]

As opposed to Cruz’s dog who was going to be locked inside for days while he snuck off to Cancun? Geez these people are sad and pathetic!

[@EricK-tb2dn]

That's a LIE Luke, he brought his wife to Cancun. 😅

[@thisistheaccountname]

Locked in the same house that was too figid for that family to stay in.

[@jimmyconway3844]

Everything is going to be ok

[@bgonza2]

Greetings Mr. Philips, since you mentioned my country of Mexico as it pertained to Ted Cruz's trip to Cancun, may I ask you what is your earliest memory and/or history with my country of Mexico or with Mexicans or with Mexican culture as far back your can possibly remember as a child or teenager in the United States of America? In other words how did you first learn about Mexico, Mexicans or about Mexican culture growing up as a kid? Perhaps your very first knowledge about Mexico or about Mexican culture was in school, or on the television or radio, or perhaps it was your parents or other family relatives or friends who first introduced to anything relating to Mexican culture? Or perhaps you first learned about Mexico in some other way? I'm just curious, and I would truly appreciate your honest responses to all of my questions. Thank you for your time. Respectfully, Benito Gonzalez Garcia Jr.

[@bgonza2]

@The Maelström Greetings Mr. Maelstrom, since you mentioned my country of Mexico as it pertained to Ted Cruz's trip to Cancun, may I ask you what is your earliest memory and/or history with my country of Mexico or with Mexicans or with Mexican culture as far back your can possibly remember as a child or teenager in the United States of America? In other words how did you first learn about Mexico, Mexicans or about Mexican culture growing up as a kid? Perhaps your very first knowledge about Mexico or about Mexican culture was in school, or on the television or radio, or perhaps it was your parents or other family relatives or friends who first introduced to anything relating to Mexican culture? Or perhaps you first learned about Mexico in some other way? I'm just curious, and I would truly appreciate your honest responses to all of my questions. Thank you for your time. Respectfully, Benito Gonzalez Garcia Jr.

[@johnwinslow3776]

Guess who raised over four million dollars for the American citizens in Texas and I'm very proud of her

[@winxred12]

Future president!

[@bobsidhu6636]

But will Texans ever vote for her?? They keep voting gop

[@johnwinslow3776]

@@bobsidhu6636 They can't vote for her she lives a long way from Texas

[@prcuchi]

Not a politic fanatic, but always checking. My first vote will go to who deserve it.

[@jascrandom9855]

She's a smart politician.

[@thomaskline]

He was supposed to self quarantine but instead made a fool of himself, mask less of course, at the Garland confirmation hearing!

[@audreymuzingo933]

I literally clapped and cheered, sitting at home alone, when Guillermo jumped onto Jimmy. It made me indescribably happy. I really effing need to get out and see people.

[@tylerjakes6674]

Hello How are you doing? Hope you and your family are safe

[@NewMessage]

Yeah.. take care of your dog! Oh... I thought we were talking about Ted's dog, that he left to freeze to death when he went to Cancun.

[@sapid77]

The German Shepard is beautiful. They just felt threatened 😝

[@emilydavison2053]

Looks like a natural dog to me. No self respecting dog enjoys having a bath!

[@petuniapop7819]

Everyone! I got running water again today! I have full utilities for the first time in 8 days! Mild hypothermia in my own home after 5 days! I will use my new power to say FFFUUUUUUUUU TED CRUUUZZZZ 🚨 🚨

[@robk.6591]

Congrats!

[@petuniapop7819]

@@robk.6591 thank you friend!! Never thought I would cry watching a toilet flush... 2021 already wild.

[@franklinsinclair6865]

You don't appreciate life's luxuries until too lose them.

[@FallenMuse81]

I wasn't sure if I was going to wake up on Wednesday.

[@aleccoffey3765]

Yay! Congratulations! Nice job hanging in there!

[@OurWisdom-10]

Great show Jimmy, very funny. Thank you!!

[@adityanarayan9620]

Jimmy kimmel nails his videos every time!!!

[@muximus2771]

That's because they're all the same and created for sheep. 🐑🐑🐑

[@hisomeonetrackingmuch1309]

“WHERE’S THE OUTRAGE?!!?”.... Umm. We voted him out

[@ellenhajie2421]

👏👏👏👏👏 good one 👍

[@famousnobody7574]

Wheeeen??? He still has 3 more years left?

[@thomashughes_teh]

There was some steel. It could have been high speed rail. It's a wall. How's that for outrage?

[@hisomeonetrackingmuch1309]

@@famousnobody7574 ha! Sure Q

[@hisomeonetrackingmuch1309]

@@famousnobody7574 I’m referring to tRump when I say we voted the outrage out (answering Jr’s question)

[@carloantonruales4560]

i dont know whats more impressive, guillermo jumping onto jimmy or jimmy catching him :D

[@carloantonruales4560]

omg i just got a LIKE from jimmy? no way! not to overstep my boundaries here jimmy but just for once i think u should do that to Matt Damon, and after that u can go back to torturing him and whatnot. :) much love from the Philippines

[@carolking2640]

Always a good job, Jimmy. Thx for showing us the lighter side of life. There are so many things we need to forget. Your Audience appreciates you.👌💜💜💜

[@Nicole-ed1zg]

Dog looks like a normal happy dog. Dirty just means he is running playing having fun.

[@MariaGutierrez-uw4eb]

It’s a sign that is a healthy dog.

[@cuccicucci4480]

@@MariaGutierrez-uw4eb He's more alert than those reporters making fun of him

[@mariahgrimes207]

I think he’s an older dog also.

[@janineboitard6492]

Imagine if AOC began stumping in Cruz's district as part of the nationwide effort to help Texans??!! Oh man, would that piss off Cruz!! Do it!!!! 😃

[@kelleybrown1666]

AOC has done more for Texas than Cruz, but doesn't she represent New York?

[@crusheverything4449]

@@kelleybrown1666 - Yes. That’s kinda the whole point.

[@cms1381]

Beto and AOC with their actions said to Cruz, this is how its done. Reminder, being senator means you're a public servant. This is the public, serve them.

[@dragonprincess8205]

@@cms1381 and neither of them are senators

[@danielgregory3295]

His district is the entire state of Texas...

[@elroy8272]

Ted left his dog home in the freezing home without heat!!

[@misskitty6586]

And his kids were okay with that? Wow.

[@alexdelaluna404]

It must have been a hellish life to be Cruz's dog.

[@cc1k435]

@@misskitty6586 Well, he would definitely say that it was their idea.🙄

[@nicolenelson3853]

But Biden's dog was a little dirty which is apparently much much worse according to Fox lmao

[@silubr1]

But you forget, he’s a Republican!

[@lougrand7256]

Don Jr. Sounds like he's been crying when he talked about his tax returns

[@margaritaiov330]

he‘s probably just coked up.

[@grahamh1067]

probably was, there's a good chance there's info there that will implicate him

[@friendlyneighborhoodhuman]

Then Lets ask Joe Biden about his REAL tax returns.. I wonder what he would say.. Joe Biden : “Aw I paid my taxes to China”

[@grahamh1067]

@@friendlyneighborhoodhuman do you know what a "straw man argument" is?

[@susanmathers2222]

@@friendlyneighborhoodhuman Actually tRump did pay taxes to China.

[@Opus313]

Ted could only muster a lame photo-op... meanwhile, AOC raised nearly $5 million for his constituents!

[@drboze6781]

Ironically, Flying Ted was loading the water AOC purchased for Texans.

[@maghenshaw8717]

Thank you!!!

[@Darth-vade123]

You think people like AOC actually care she is the problem an idiotic millennials not talking about this situations

[@ricardogonzalez2150]

@@Darth-vade123 What? Pleas explain.

[@LilyEvans1996]

@@ricardogonzalez2150 AOC could cure all diseases and some people will still hate her

[@JRandaII]

Texas: - privatize the gains - socialize the losses

[@ashahasnain6546]

Biden's dog is a rescue! Rescues dont need to be the prettiest, they are survivors and honestly make some of the best pets because they form a special bond with their rescuer.

[@alexdelaluna404]

Yeah and Champ has lived a happy life with his family that he loves wholeheartedly and who adore him too. The poor pup has done nothing wrong to be insulted by these shameless monsters on television. This has to be the abysmal bottom of human decency - or the lack of it to be more precise!

[@Alphasnowbordergirl]

It looks like that because its a 12 year old german shepherd and is very old. Most old dogs look a little rough. Dogs that size are considered seniors at 8 years old.

[@cc1k435]

I think he's a great dog with an interesting story. If the Bidens' dogs inspire people to find rescue pets, all the better. That point, of course, would be lost on the GOP, who also allow millions of people to go without food and healthcare every day of the year, so what do we expect?

[@LittleDeeNJ]

@@Alphasnowbordergirl senior dogs at 7 years old & most German Shepherds have hip problems, arthritis, and live approx 15 years or little less. Champ looks like a happy loved doggo; hope he stays that way the entire 4 years🥰

[@conandude76]

@@LittleDeeNJ Don't you mean 8?

[@yolandadenny8692]

That's right, DTJ! The IRS has long been known as someone to fear--- that includes his daddy, too. It's only fair.

[@cassandrasmyth8155]

That's the first rescue dog in the White House. Maybe he does have some health problems as many rescue dogs do, but he honestly looks healthy and happy to me.

[@idalarsen2540]

He looks perfectly healthy. The photo was a bit blurred as well - it wasn't very clear at all. Champ looks amazing in all other photos. He's not only a rescue dog, he's OLD. He's 12 already, and those dogs usually live between 9-13 years. He's perfectly fine and he appears to be extremely well kept.

[@thegreyhoundnyc]

Every dog should be a rescue.

[@cindylacy]

I thought he looked really happy as well 😊

[@mariarivera1404]

He bite people like his master

[@thegreyhoundnyc]

@@mariarivera1404 stoops

[@latrecearobinson7731]

Jr needs 2 JUST SAY NO TO DRUGS “ Allegedly” 🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️😂😂

[@Charmaine6645]

His eyes were glassy as hell

[@DanHiteshew-oneandonly]

I'd be wearing a mask while dragging out someone's old carpet, despite a pandemic. Lol

[@merry.minimalism]

Exactly! I tore out our carpet a few years ago and wore a mask, lots of debris and dust that came up.... I probably should have vacuumed more lol

[@jeremygregorio7472]

Yes Cruz abandoned his dog. That's why they did it

[@The_Jiant]

Shaming dogs. That's the new thing for Newsmax.

[@NEVY503]

The “My pillow” commercial got me rolling 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@janetjasven9808]

Aren’t you supposed to quarantine upon arrival from another country?!?!? 🤬

[@joselandin1203]

Yes 14 days but since Ted Cruz is very powerful senator he obviously doesn’thave to quarantine

[@deniseboldea1624]

The dog is not dirty, that is his natural coloring!

[@g0679]

@xrpmarkyb Watch more Hannity. He graduated high school. Nothing else, though.

[@forgeustiss6667]

They don't like coloured dogs or people of colour

[@unquietgrave4444]

it's literally just an old dog thing. German shepherds live up to 9-13 years and Champ is already 12 which is basically 80+ in human years.

[@M4VTCNH2]

He doesn’t love dogs. What a pathetic and vile person.

[@vikaz3408]

Dont mind them.... they just prove they’re not dog lovers. 😂 stupidity to the highest level🙄

[@doctorthirteen5727]

Eric and Don Jr. really want their dad to love them don't they.

[@cc1k435]

It's been the same for generations.

[@denasharpe2393]

Very very sad

[@silubr1]

Like their old man before them. Cat’s in the Cradle …

[@wildones9339]

DESPERATELY...if he could take his eyes off Ivanka long enough, perhaps they'd have a chance.

[@gabesarti7184]

It is a fruitless effort

[@dennisw64]

The parts of that plane were falling nearly as fast as Cancun Cruz's political future...

[@EyeMaMoeRahn]

Wow hilarious... 🤥

[@keithhunter3910]

Sadly the morons in Texas will re-elect him, unleashing his idiocy on a national level yet again.

[@teresitauy5532]

That's a good one.

[@teresitauy5532]

@@keithhunter3910 I agree with you . Short term memory loss , and money works too.

[@shirleyvz11]

I sincerely wish that was true. But convenient amnesia is thing in America

[@at0micbunnygirl]

"They're like Bert and Ernie with brain tumors." Lol!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@blakewilliamson8267]

Thats f---n funny!

[@jamc666]

result of inbreeding ... sad!

[@SithLordNefaar022]

Something is *VERY* wrong with them broads 🤣🙄

[@annclough7767]

Are they for real, I dont think so, they're idiots.

[@merlinsorangetabby]

Who looks like a sweet boy??!! That beautiful German shepherd, sweet face!

[@ACEBeantown]

One of the best segment in a long time. That My Pillow commercial was a forever classic.

[@seanwilliams8311]

Damn Diamond & Silk set us back 400 years...they are a Minstrel show...

[@aseretvazquezgarza3575]

I am so tired of the trumps , And please leave the dog alone. Don’t know who was the guy talking about the dog. The dog is beautiful and he is an idiot criticizing the dog, don’t you have better things to do? Don’t mess with the dogs!!!!!!!

[@TheMarPacifico]

And these people get paid to speak stupidity ...what a miserable life of those FOX guys

[@carterfamily5006]

Jimmy's got a funny laugh!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Love it❤️❤️❤️

[@IAmSuzyQ]

Ted didn't come back to Texas because it was the right thing to do, he came back because Mexico kicked him out... "Adios Rafael!" -🇲🇽

[@miguelitobautista8908]

OLE!!! 😂😂😂

[@famousnobody7574]

Mexico finally got a chance to see how it feels to give a Repug the 🥾. 😂

[@tiffvu7719]

Really Kick him out??? they love their county like that why they keep stress passing the border to USA???

[@IAmSuzyQ]

@@tiffvu7719 It was just a joke.

[@bgonza2]

Mrs. Q, are you Mexican or of Mexican descent by any chance? In case that you are NOT Mexican, then may I ask you what is your earliest memory and/or history with my country of Mexico or with Mexicans or with Mexican culture as far back your can possibly remember as a child or teenager in the United States of America? In other words how did you first learn about Mexico, Mexicans or about Mexican culture growing up as a kid? Perhaps your very first knowledge about Mexico or about Mexican culture was in school, or on the television or radio, or perhaps it was your parents or other family relatives or friends who first introduced to anything relating to Mexican culture? Or perhaps you first learned about Mexico in some other way? I'm just curious, and I would truly appreciate your honest responses to all of my questions. Thank you for your time. Respectfully, Benito Gonzalez Garcia Jr.

[@mypillowguy445]

The Chinese have nicknames for the Trump kids: Don Jr - Dim Son Eric - Dim and Then Sum

[@ivanttosuckyourblood]

I'm Chinese and I approve this message

[@karencarpenter5845]

Lmao 🏆

[@davidsoto-rodriguez7338]

@@ivanttosuckyourblood Ha, you just killed me/ I'm chinese & I approve this message 😂😂😂

[@seechunchong9876]

Donald Trump - Unfortunate Cookie aka the Loser, Hahaha

[@doctorthirteen5727]

Donald- One Dum Fuc

[@shedjammer87]

Derogatory remarks about Biden's dog is grasping at straws.

[@nisigate]

They photoshopped the first dogs for publicity very bad taste

[@ferretfriend5458]

Rediculas and extremely childish..

[@BC2249]

Even Fingers' dog hates him.

[@foxydev4056]

You'd better not be talking about Bidens dogs.

[@foxydev4056]

Trumps dogs you're talking about right.

[@DMarie-qg4jp]

Jimmy always get me out of depression thanks jimmy for keeping me sane .

[@mrdexs]

When all you got is a panel complaining that the dog is the worst dressed.

[@florete2310]

Right-wing media and internet presence is turning the United States into one giant open-air loony bin. Jesus Christ... Get well soon, America.

[@jimmyconway3844]

@@florete2310 and CNN is not contributing...

[@florete2310]

@@jimmyconway3844 Still no excuse to opt for those right-wing bs outlets where they serve people straight out lies with no boundaries whatsoever. Sure, every media outlet has donors and an agenda, true - and there was never a time when people didn't have to read between the lines. That was ALWAYS the case. But what its happening in this day and age, all that conspiracy bs and the peddling to a wannabe autocrat (even though he isn't even in office anymore) - it's just madness... plain and simple...

[@jimmyconway3844]

@@florete2310 my point was it’s not just alt right sources that are doing it. I do agree it’s pathetic.

[@marymcmahon659]

I want to borrow a My Pillow to shut Donnie Jr. up!

[@tylerjakes6674]

Hello Mary How are you doing? Hope you and your family are safe??

[@jimit_up4974]

Hats off to AOC for how much more she’s done for Texas than teddy boy

[@bernardfinucane2061]

The best Republicans can think of is imitating Democrats (while bad mouthing Democrats). They literally have no idea of what government is for and what they are supposed to do when elected.

[@beedee9534]

Ted should be in Prison little Fidel Castro wanna be

[@julianwaugh8221]

AOC for president!

[@sarahferguson1830]

Diamond and silk are suspiciously enthusiastic about their ignorance.

[@tylerjakes6674]

Hello Sarah How are you doing? Hope you and your family are safe?

[@justadad6677]

they got famous for being batshit crazy. They gonna keep up the stick until money dries out, then they gonna come out reborn, and selling books about how they went down the rabbit hole and believe in all kinds of conspiracies and lies.

[@ladyointheatl5574]

Embarrassment to Black women.

[@chrissharpe7119]

I think diamond and silk are a comedy duo that are just acting no one can be that ignorant..... Can they??

[@meeranaidu4656]

"Allegedly, allegedly, allegedly"

[@jaynorris3722]

My god, didn't know Bieden had such power over the weather. He made the artic blast happen.

[@ryangentle9940]

Who else loves Jimmy Kimmel?

[@Faith_First]

I DO, I DO, I DO!!!! I LOVE JIMMY 😍♥️😍♥️😍♥️😍♥️😍♥️😍♥️

[@winxred12]

Yes 😍 hehehe who wouldn’t love Jimmy

[@aljeanmckenzie1056]

Meeee

[@ethangentle6289]

@@sofiagrundy3610 why u here then?

[@traitor4432]

Jimmy kimmel hearted this, btw I’m subbed

[@Thatsmegigi]

Holy hell-DJTJ looks totally out of it. Don’t worry-I’m sure it’s just the “lights”...

[@CastleBrookKrew]

Or the mad amounts of uppers he does before he goes on some no sense argument. He's just like his dad say anything and everything to stay on top.

[@carriefox1146]

Drugs

[@thisguy9819]

I was too distracted by the fact that he admitted the NY times report on Trump's taxes was accurate.

[@Thatsmegigi]

In case it wasn’t obvious, my comment was sarcasm...

[@hectordavila5782]

Guillermo you jumping into Jimmy's arms is so funny and so awesome I love you both I love this show

[@danniboi187]

Jesus Christ!! DJT JR's coke habit it getting out of control.

[@jarrysciligo5395]

It's not a habit, it's a lifestyle. If he's not careful he'll blow out his O-ring just like his daddy and be wearing diapers by the time he's 50.

[@jimmyconway3844]

I wouldn’t worry about jr we have other issues

[@gardnerhappy2114]

Total nose habit going on with him.

[@jamescherico3817]

Junior looks like he's always 2steps from his next snort, pathetic

[@idalarsen2540]

@@OminousRabbitHole He's a moron on drugs. That makes it worse. As a drug addict myself (a PROPER one, not some "coke is the cool, rich dude-drug" addict), he's not one of us. Us drug addicts don't want the shame of being in the same category as Jr. We're way more sensible than he is.

[@anthonyhewetson5086]

That is actually a pretty healthy looking 12 year old dog.

[@ntw3002]

Maybe they've never had a dog live that long

[@anondecepticon]

Agree, he’s looking great for his age. I don’t even see any shed undercoat in that photo, which means he’s getting brushed often.

[@jamesellis701]

Maybe the dog should be president, he looks a lot better than Massa Biden

[@Be1smaht]

Not reslly

[@jamesellis701]

@Richard Pierpoint Nah, I'm bueno

[@SteveMichaelson]

I just got sea sick on the Ted Cruise.... I want my money back!

[@rosaamarillo2110]

I took a Cruz... I had to flush twice, it’s a long way to Cancun..

[@bgonza2]

@@rosaamarillo2110 Sra. Amarillo, acaso usted es mexicana? Mrs. Amarillo, are you Mexican?

[@MrStatepatrick]

I love how Jimmy never dwells on things, always sharp!!

[@Neojhun]

My Pillows by Dominion, I soo want to see that.

[@nigeh5326]

Dirty and dishevelled ? You mean like Ted Cruz’s reputation

[@alexdelaluna404]

If only he ever HAD one except for being a lyin' Cruz without shame and a spine.

[@geekdivaherself]

Ted Fled.

[@lukeben2131]

BURN

[@BarbadosBeerFestival]

You know when a president doing a good job when all the can talk about is a dog.

[@boatymsboatface3929]

Right?!!!💕

[@sunshine3914]

Talking trash about a 14-yr-old dog.

[@indiabarbados8523]

14 years that's a long time, he must have been well cared for by a nice owner.

[@johnsokolowski4433]

So you really think he's doing a good job? Prior to being elected he said he had a cure for the covid-19. Said he was going to reveal it after he got elected. Why would he wait if he had a cure for it. And by the way he got his vaccine slightly over a week before he was elected. So wasn't him that came up with the vaccine. He also reversed Donald Trump's ville on maintenance drugs such as insulin. My insulin has more than doubled in cost since he's been elected. Oh and where is the stimulus check of $2,000 he promised all Americans. I haven't seen any progress on that.

[@Concro123]

@@johnsokolowski4433 Either you’re trolling or you’re just stupid. First of all, that is a blatant lie; nobody has ever claimed to have a cure for COVID. A vaccine isn’t a complete cure for the virus, how slow do you have to be to not understand basic medical concepts? Second, the Democrats are pushing for the $2000 direct payments but the Republicans have blocked the bill for months because they want to give massive sums of money to billionaire owners. Honestly people like you are proud to be ignorant and it’s clear you aren’t interested in the truth, you just recite unfounded claims and blatant lies from NewsMax, Fox News, and the spineless, pathetic, shameless Republican weasels in congress

[@rennysherrow3035]

This is ur best yet! Love the greeting from Guillermo Jimmy.

[@ntandosekay]

As a woman of colour ,when I hear Diamond & Silk's voices, I quickly change channels.

[@doloresabdelwahed9878]

am with you they look and sounds like fools they are a embarrassment

[@GaryTurbo]

"Im in alot of hot water, a thing people in Texas dont have" -Ted Cruz

[@studiosandi]

He had to escort his girls out there how did they make it home by themselves?

[@thisbushnell4824]

Ted's wife and his old college roommate stayed with them. Ummmm, wait. What?

[@bluestrife28]

As a Texan, thank you Jimmy.

[@energizme100]

Cruz should have been quarantining after Int'l Flight. Here Cruz is "working" mask less.

[@nbbim2012]

A helping hoof.... Ted on arrival- great lines for the entire video. Whoever sent the mariachi band is an absolute legend & should win a Nobel Prize !!!!!!! P.S. Greg Kelly has been trash for DECADES whilst Diamond & Silk are beyond moronic

[@redjacks09]

hearing these people speak reminds me of that scene from Billy Madison: "At no point in your rambling, incoherent response, were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it"

[@Carmen-ml7uc]

He is a joke! He is more worried about his future which is honestly in trouble. Bye, bye Teddy!!

[@tylerjakes6674]

Hello How are you doing? Hope you and your family are safe

[@lowdown1222]

The snow in Texas isn't real? Well I live in Houston Texas. And the snow outside my house and in the neighborhood looked and felt real to me.

[@Violet-qf8dr]

What do they think it's made of?

[@katem331]

Let’s not forget that he left his dogs in his freezing home and planned to be gone for days.

[@ME2K23]

What!?... Don Jr was left alone in little ted's house? 😉

[@agf1700]

I actually find that almost more difficult to forgive than leaving freezing Texas for Cancun....Almost!

[@ksc743]

@@agf1700 same.

[@MrDogonjon]

Are you talking about Ted putting his dog in a crate strapped to the roof of the car because it was sick?

[@bggraham83]

Freezing? Thought the snow was hot

[@onebylandtwoifbysearunifby5475]

Ted Cruz going to Mexico 🇲🇽 Wasn't a problem. Problem is: he came back.

[@sarahservantez4295]

Wtf are you doing in Texas then

[@jamtommy6446]

Awwww

[@bgonza2]

Hey One by land, since you mentioned my country of Mexico as it pertained to Ted Cruz's trip to Cancun, may I ask you what is your earliest memory and/or history with my country of Mexico or with Mexicans or with Mexican culture as far back your can possibly remember as a child or teenager in the United States of America? In other words how did you first learn about Mexico, Mexicans or about Mexican culture growing up as a kid? Perhaps your very first knowledge about Mexico or about Mexican culture was in school, or on the television or radio, or perhaps it was your parents or other family relatives or friends who first introduced to anything relating to Mexican culture? Or perhaps you first learned about Mexico in some other way? I'm just curious, and I would truly appreciate your honest responses to all of my questions. Thank you for your time. Respectfully, Benito Gonzalez Garcia Jr. P.S. We here in Mexico, do NOT want Ted Cruz in Mexico, He's all yours thank you very much.

[@onebylandtwoifbysearunifby5475]

@@bgonza2 Well, i think it's the same as any bordering State. It's taught in schools fairly early as geography. And later as part of social studies. Culture is not as much of a focus as events. So in History, the early American history generally covers Mexico being west of the Mississippi, and later Texas chomping a bit more land. (Although it is surprising many Americans don't know how large of a Country Mexico was, and that many of them are living in historically Mexican land. So i shouldn't generalize that education to all American school children). As far as culture, usually older students study that as a part of Social Studies. Say. 13 or 14 y.o.'s. Of course, education varies depending on proximity. States closer to the Mexican border are likely to focus more on their nearest neighbors,, while States closer to the 45th Parallel are likely to focus more on Canada. The first exposure most people probably have to other cultures is food. There are a lot of Mexican restaurants in most of the US, so that is likely a child's early exposure. Of course Mexican decor and people are typically there as well. The holidays of other cultures are probably the second earliest exposure after food. As everyone likes food and holidays, that isn't surprising. And holidays are used to teach cultural ideas fairly early, probably 7-9 y.o.'s. Of course, television cannot be left out, as many children see new things there for the first time. As it is easier than traveling to different areas in person, we should assume many first exposures come from both entertainment and documentaries. Well, all of the above is highly varied. Perhaps it is an over-generalization. On the other hand, it seems like a logical path for many, even if not an "official" process. Well, hope that helps some. (And we can throw in several Congress people with Ted Cruz. We have this woman, Margie Trainwreck Greene. She's in Congress, and you can have her for FREE. [No returns. All sales final.] Free shipping included. Reconsider?)

[@bgonza2]

@The Maelström My apologies Maelstrom, I misunderstood your former comment. Thank you for your clarification.

[@babyyvie]

Instead of staged pics, show me a 30 minute video of him doing manual labor to help 🙄🙄🙄

[@JDempsey23]

Imagine being so politically misinformed and paranoid that you don’t even believe the snow is real...

[@tuikkur.5655]

Well, that looked like a ball of ice, and it acted just like a ball of ice acts when you heat it with fire. I should know, I've lived in Finland my whole life and tried to burn ice hundreds of times. This lady couldn't even tell a difference between ice and snow... 🙄❄❄

[@queensrule4450]

@@tuikkur.5655 In addition to that, if you put the lighter, Zippo or not, that close, then there isn't enough oxygen for the flame to have an effect. And it was obviously melting when she took the lighter away. These people are insane. Everything that doesn't go their way is somehow being caused by some prominent person they know nothing about. Pathetic.

[@nancydecoste1455]

I'm glad she's not my neighbour.

[@CKing-388]

@@queensrule4450 Water also can be solid (ice snow), liquid (water), and a gas (steam). When they put a flame to it the ice ball goes from a solid to a gas.

[@jamesellis701]

@@CKing-388 exactly, and thinking Hispanics and blacks can figure out how to use the internet, those right wing nutjobs

[@lisaaustin8150]

Every time Don Jr talks I'm waiting for his teeth to fall out of his mouth!😂😂😬

[@stevieme8642]

I'm just waiting for the grainy video of the trump boys doing coke and drinking with roger stone while planning a drug deal that they'll use to finance their comebacks!

[@danielspillman7145]

Stephanie Avebury you mean like Hunter and Bidens little niece ? So funny

[@NoSpam1891]

First the brain, then the teeth.

[@willritter4076]

"You think a dog wouldn't know how to spell bacon?" Jimmy did such an underrated job of sneaking that one in!

[@openmind763]

This episode of Kimmel was hilariously funny.

[@deelee1569]

She wasn't even considering that the snow is currently melting...mind blowing 🤯

[@tylerjakes6674]

Hello How are you doing? Hope you and your family are safe

[@Hayhayokaykay]

“Water damaged house” *rips new carpet from a new house*

[@denisiaespino1804]

Or was it a house about to have carpet installed, and made it look like it was coming up? From what I seen was just that🤷🏽‍♀️🤣

[@mattjamison484]

People were dying but let's make sure these rich a-holes who voted for me have nice new carpet.

[@poorthing]

How did American get so many crazy people. Those Trump sons, WHY are they relevant? Pillow guy? Zircon & Poly ?

[@illyriumus2938]

I am confused too lol. Seems like an experimental cloning of idiots gone wrong!

[@livewiiiiire]

Fox News is the only way they can talk to their dad anymore

[@lynnbushell9312]

Entertainment seems to be the real news these days. WTF. Anyway, we are slowly sliding back to normal with the new government. They actually have a real idea about how to further the USA. Look forward folks, things are going to actually get better.

[@desertfoxmj7148]

nah it's the same with other nations, it's just we got some more of everything. everything is bigger with us. including lunacy and a non-presidential dog. XD

[@Brett_S_420]

Watch the movie "Idiocracy" and you will understand.

[@lisakaz35]

Blob Vila: PERFECT.

[@brownkemosabe]

Ol' Ted Cruz probably is still trying to fly to Cancun. Cheapest place for him to afford a new spine.

[@alexdelaluna404]

That he will never have. He doesn't have a human heart or soul or actually have to be a human being to hold a spine.

[@cc1k435]

Because US health care denies that much coverage to a chronic condition?

[@gautamsainath7304]

Ayyy karan, found you in the comments.

[@brownkemosabe]

@@gautamsainath7304 ayyyyy

[@ME2K23]

👍🏻...he could get a real brain and heart at the same time 😉

[@PBandJ229]

"He lent a helping hoof" 😭🤣

[@fatduck3344]

"Thanks Bill gates for trying to trick us with this fake snow" What kind of weird dream am I trapped in?

[@alexdelaluna404]

Bill Gates: If I could create ice that never melts i'd be saving the Antarctica from global warming. Why would I waste the technology on fooling you clueless TV clowns?

[@Ayaforshort]

The same world where half the Republicans are QAnon believers.

[@lynnbushell9312]

@@alexdelaluna404 Please, listen to some of his thoughts with an open mind. Just listen.

[@davidlundquist1979]

I've been asking myself that question since the fall of 2016. First the Cubs won the World Series, then Trump was elected, and then... it just kept getting crazier every day.

[@mariastewart8810]

😄Bill Gates is being blamed for every thing including making fake snow!!😆😆😆LHM!!

[@HiddenMasters]

12:35 Wow! Even the Mars rover Perseverance landed better than that!

[@rixx46]

Jimmy must be the best dressed Late Night host. I know the other guys are still dressing down, but even so, his suits are always so well tailored

[@trentalpha7749]

Those two black ladies are like the character sketches from key and peele 😂

[@debbypurcell6215]

Have to disown these two.

[@christopherbland5774]

Isn’t he supposed to isolate for 5 Days after flying international

[@nahor88]

Cancun is basically part of the US so doesn't count... yes I'm kidding but not really.

[@garygalt4146]

Ten days the rest of the world.

[@YemYum]

Lol every time don jr speaks it’s like he is trying to put on a show.