Ted Cruz SHATTERS Cringe-Meter In CPAC Speech | The Kyle Kulinski Show

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"The first time I ever really listened to Kyle Kulinski’s show was in the back of a cab last summer. The driver had his phone hooked up through the stereo and was pumping out an episode through the car speakers - loudly, as if looking to convert a captive audience.
“Do you like Kyle Kulinski?”
The driver, Ahmed, was a recent immigrant and apparently a die-hard fan of Secular Talk, the political talk show that Kulinski broadcasts on KZbin. I told him, yes, in fact. I do like Kulinski, had come across his show several years ago, and, all things considered, he seemed pretty good.
“He understands what we’re up against,” Ahmed said. “Like Bernie.”
But I was surprised to hear Kulinski’s name mentioned in the same breath as Bernie Sanders, particularly with such adoration. Because what I did remember about Kulinski’s show struck me as mostly capital-P “progressive” takes on the news - the left wing of the Netroots crowd more than the democratic socialism Sanders has popularized.
It’s an impression that wasn’t entirely incorrect.
“I have no time for philosophical, airy bullshit,” Kulinski tells me from his home in Westchester, New York. “I don’t want to hear about Lenin. I don’t want to hear about Marx. I just want a super plainspoken, straightforward agenda with a straightforward way of selling it.”
With over 800,000 subscribers and nearly 670 million total views on KZbin, selling a progressive agenda is clearly something Kulinski knows how to do - even Democracy Now, the long-standing flagship of progressive media, cannot match his reach on the platform. Chapo Trap House can certainly boast a wildly devoted fan base (and a not insignificant degree of media influence), but their audience is roughly half the size of Kulinski’s.
While Secular Talk might be more likely to be looped in with the progressive networks around Air America and Pacifica alums like Sam Seder than the more resolutely socialist world, Kulinski’s fiery rhetoric, razor-sharp class instincts, and knack for withering takedowns sets him apart from his peers. Judging by his rhetoric alone, he’s closer to a Eugene Debs than a Chris Hayes.
But unlike Hayes, Amy Goodman, or his friend Cenk Uygur of The Young Turks - who began airing Secular Talk on his web network seven years ago - the thirty-two-year-old Kulinski is virtually invisible in the mainstream media. Despite his enormous fan base, his show has never once been mentioned in the obligatory trend pieces on “the Millennial Left” pumped out by the prestige media. Nor has Kulinski’s name ever popped up at all in the New York Times, Vox, the New Yorker, New York Magazine, or the Washington Post, despite his leading role in cofounding Justice Democrats, the organization widely credited with sweeping Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and the rest of “the Squad” to power.
Just last week, his Wikipedia page was deleted. The reason? “There is very simply no [reliable source] coverage of this person,” according to one moderator. In new media, he’s king - the Sean Hannity of the Berniecrat left. In old media, he’s nobody.
I suspect there are a few reasons for that. There is nothing “cool” about Kulinski’s show. (As a friend put it, “‘Welcome to Secular Talk’ sounds like something you’d hear on Egyptian radio.”) His no-nonsense social-democratic politics won’t get him much cred with the Full Communism crowd. He records his show not in Brooklyn or Los Angeles, but in a studio he built himself in his modest Westchester home. His hair is too groomed and his taste in clothes too preppy to qualify as “Dirtbag Left.” Nor has he ever attended an n+1 release party. “Not only have I not attended one,” he says, “I have no idea what that means.”
And yet he’s astonishingly plugged-in for a young man in the suburbs. Wondering how Sanders ended up on the Joe Rogan Experience? Kulinski, a frequent guest on Rogan’s wildly popular show, introduced them. “You make the most sense to me,” Rogan told Kulinski on a recent episode. “You’re a normal person.”
Much like Sanders himself, Kulinski’s show has a massive audience that just doesn’t compute with our media’s understanding of “what the kids want” or even “what the left-wing kids want.”
It’s probably for the best - the very woke and very WASP-ish decorum haunting much of the media world is nowhere to be found in Secular Talk. “Corporate Democrats over-focus on identity as a trick to divert you from the issues that unite us all - class issues,” he said on a recent episode. “That Raytheon decided they don’t hate gays or trans people - frankly, I don’t really give a shit what their take on that is..."
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[@saintsfearful]

I truly can't grasp how republicans on one hand say "the woke left is too sensitive and whiny" while simultaneously freaking out over every made up culture war topic of the week. It's so overwhelmingly stupid and hypocritical.

[@lovemoviesful2]

That's the conservatives for ya.

[@THEEVANTHETOON]

When things hurt *their* feelings, it's totally different because of reasons and stuff.

[@themessiahsgovernmentofint2169]

The opposite of hypocritical is debt mirroring (equality). We're out of debt with coordinated foraging.

[@cosmicbear88-23]

They aren’t freaking out. They are fighting back. For too long we’ve let chicks with dicks and soy boys determine what popular culture is. No more

[@KaiserMattTygore927]

@@THEEVANTHETOON Trust me bro.

[@aaronabercrombie4610]

I lost my shit when you paused it and were like "this is guaranteed to be stupid."

[@thewendigo5992]

We need more videos like this. Kyle’s live reactions. Amazing 😂

[@DaveLH]

Agreed -- For example, I'd like to see him also give live responses to Tulsi Gabbard's CPAC speech.

[@denvergonzalez3928]

Kyle’s live reaction is 🔑 😂

[@Gdean25]

1000%

[@MrBlair56]

It was refreshing.

[@timestimesx7535]

this format is lowkey better.

[@Ar1AnX1x]

there's no way Ted Cruz wasn't bullied growing up, he has this incredibly strong weasel energy.

[@richbrescher6544]

I feel like bullying him now. The man throw is own daughter under the bus 🚌 during the winter storm and he went on vacation to Cancun. Just own it I never go on vacation and wanted to spend time with my family but no his so weaselly he through his whole family away to win an election.

[@OfficiallyUnofficialKamala2024]

bullying is wrong

[@saininj]

Trump bullied him as an adult.

[@skerdoo523]

I wanna shove Ted into a locker

[@KaiserMattTygore927]

When he opened his speech with mask bitching, I felt an intense desire to stuff him in a locker.

[@Ar1AnX1x]

it's so weird how a Republican can be completely authoritarian and against the working class and completely pro-establishment and they'll still vote for them thinking these Republican Politicians give a shit about them.

[@joshuamichael2463]

To be fair all politicians are completely sold out to the establishment

[@thestifmyster1]

I don’t want the government to care about me

[@bsmith8166]

They don't care if the politicians care about them. They only care about atheistics and cruelty.

[@kenetickups6146]

@@thestifmyster1 Yes because those in power caring is litterally worse than hitler because cs lewis quote

[@omarthescriblomale8279]

How are republican politicans not giving a shit to them? While i agree the party has become a bit hypocritical and trumps economy wasnt as great as they make it out to be, it was still better than it is now. Also how is the republican party authorization? They dont support mask or vaccine mandates and believe in limited government (again can be a bit hypocritical at times just like the democrats) The best thing both parties can do is stay out of everyones way.

[@agnosym]

Ted can't walk because the bugs controlling him haven't gotten that part down yet..

[@TankLCDx]

lmfao this comment is fuckin amazing

[@1massboy]

Starship troopers 2 baby!

[@KaiserMattTygore927]

@@1massboy One of the worst movies ever made, don't remind me of that :(

[@tonywilson4713]

Really, I thought it was because Trump clipped his nuts off during the 2016 Primaries.

[@turtlesturtlesturtles]

I just finished reading All Tomorrow's yesterday. Ted is being controlled by parasites.

[@markhepworth7822]

Imagine living in a country,where people like this....can be politicians 😳🤦‍♂️🤡

[@cosmicbear88-23]

Joe Biden is literally president sooooo

[@KaiserMattTygore927]

@@cosmicbear88-23 You act like that was burn, and yet that just adds to his argument. America, from both parties are a joke, and Ted Cruz is the circus clown.

[@vgmaster9]

@@cosmicbear88-23 Nobody wanted Biden to be president.

[@BiggusDiggusable]

@@vgmaster9 Weird how he got voted in huh?

[@sensible1163]

@@BiggusDiggusable At first it's unbelievable but then u look at who he was running against and then it's understandable lol

[@villain1813]

Ted Cruz voted for the Patriot Act.

[@juliusdennis4225]

Yes he did he voted for the Patriot act.

[@cosmicbear88-23]

And so did basically every Democrat including our Lord and Savior Barack Obama

[@juliusdennis4225]

@@cosmicbear88-23 yes they did they voted for the Patriot act.

[@tripledigit4835]

Although that is true, he did vote against the renewal of it. But unfortunately enough senators voted for it

[@juliusdennis4225]

@@tripledigit4835 Ted Cruz did vote against the sanctions you're correct.

[@pov_music]

I love how this is what American politics has turned into - an unhinged panderer shouting 'shut the hell up!' at a conference speech.

[@casesoutherland4175]

And meanwhile, Flint still doesn't have clean water.

[@ConsciusVeritasVids]

Just wait until CPAC devolves into patriotic grunting.

[@dominicfucinari1942]

@@ConsciusVeritasVids It takes a lot more gall than is usually stated, for most of the country, from news media to individual commentators, to portray the so-called Conservative Political Action Conference as just slightly right of reason. There's dangerous reactionary sentiment, and lately nationalism, involved in it nowadays. There's not a single benevolent bone in any of the CPAC speakers' bodies nor a good-faith policy substance idea in their heads.

[@strayedarticle2838]

These days almost every politician sounds like they're doing a podcast.

[@steven7936]

"Not a damn mask in sight" . Sounds like CPAC Is not allowing masks to be worn on the premeisis.

[@brucehitchcock3869]

Reverse mandates, still a mandate !

[@glynnmcneill1875]

There goes your freedom to wear or not wear a mask right at the door of CPAC.

[@captainkritikal1453]

Same with the suberbowl

[@jusmecatalina]

Free-dumb!

[@los2443]

Republicans act so damn fragile. Its sad. Ted sounds like he wants to cry.

[@___Kelli___]

He often looks like he’s about to cry just every day…

[@FazeParticles]

They’re do nothing Republicans

[@nathanielbables8652]

No that's just the permanent state of his face.

[@ADrew26]

Ted Cruz spoke more about his podcast than he did about policy. This dude is a POLITICIAN. Yelling "lets go Brandon" will not help anyone out there who is struggling

[@KaiserMattTygore927]

But I thought a bunch of mindless culture war propaganda put food on the table, what do you mean!?

[@ElaineLoyd]

@@KaiserMattTygore927 Not with that attitude. Next time you're worried about whether to pay for gas or food think "let's go Brandon" next time you're worried about paying a bill think about Mr potato Head and Dr. Seuss. If your worried about paying your rent this month think about communism and all your cares will melt away like Mexican hot chocolate.

[@jaysmith1685]

It might help all the Brandons out there who are struggling

[@alphamikeomega5728]

_"Haha everybody gets our in-joke!"_ *- Ted Cruz*

[@MizterMissile]

@AlphaMikeOmega hahaha Totally reminds me of high school people would post a picture with friends & caption it with an inside joke and act like no one understands how comically genius they are omg. "Let's go Brandon! lol #Insider #JustRightyThings #YouWouldntUnderstand"

[@ZenobiaofPalmyra]

"Big is bad." - Ted Cruz's wife

[@millabasset1710]

What father blames his children for going to Mexico during a winter outage?

[@nickgangone9541]

A coward

[@unravel9907]

The kind that blows a dude who trashed his ugly wife.

[@TimiTamminen]

This format is tailor-made for Kyle’s personality and style, more of this please!

[@cosmicbear88-23]

You are right. It’s perfect for his surface level knowledge of literally everything

[@Lock484]

Aaah, an edgelord has wandered into a leftie comment section. Welcome sir, tell me please, how is the insurrection going? Are you excited about Führer Trump's almost-announcement of him running in 2024?

[@kamranahmad588]

His chill background commentary is wonderful

[@nothankyou6840]

@@Lock484 ?

[@Lock484]

@@nothankyou6840 sorry, that was for cosmicbear, he's out here spewing bullshit about "chicks with dicks; soyboys; woke left trying to destroy usa" etc.

[@stewiegriffin12341]

There’s no way I’d have been able to get through a Ted Cruz speech without Kyle’s intermittent commentary.

[@torreysauter8954]

Same. Even so I think I need to tap out at 16 minutes. Making anyone listen to Ted Cruz for more than 5 consecutive minutes has to be some kind of war crime

[@happyliving1922]

"To everyone under 40" Literally one person claps.

[@jasonshort9001]

"Freedom and liberty" coming the guy that litterally tried to ban dildos in Texas

[@eldritchpumpkinghost2968]

Wait really!!? 💀

[@darius3696]

What 😭😭

[@jasonshort9001]

Yeah, a couple of years ago. He tried to make dildos illegal in Texas. Or the sale of them atleast.

[@Kaidona]

DIdn't the Daily Show do a segment on this? I'm remembering guns outfitted in dildos where college students were protesting the ban to support them. Mashing a thing conservatives hated with the thing a very large many insecure men worship was the funniest damn shit.

[@gamj7509]

Conservatives ''freedom'' is basically: ''We want to be assholes with no consequences but we don't wanna let others exercise their freedom."

[@davidisrael9799]

Love to see Kyle branching out in the style of video he does. Do more videos like this, Kyle!

[@ReubenStump]

Word

[@stgambill]

agree

[@Ewokisic]

I'm 99% sure Cruz gets a baggie of white dust just for CPAC. Goddamn was that amazing in all sorts of depressing and astounding ways

[@robertacosta6633]

Don Trump Jr.

[@IS-db6pn]

“Fight big universities” as he is a proud graduate of Princeton and Harvard.

[@Kaidona]

I KEPT THINKING ABOUT THAT and then the fact that probably zero of the people in the audience were even aware the guy went to ivy league schools.

[@dominicfucinari1942]

@@Kaidona And when we have criticisms of the Ivy League, they're much more substantive than anything put forth by the anti-intellectuals and savant-bashers who populate the School of Hard Knocks and University of Life on other social media sites. Ted Cruz's supporters typically aren't primed to ask questions about the big-name colleges that treat people better if they have extended family connections, or the billionaire oligarchs who fund some of their wings and internal institutions.

[@intricatic]

"We find ourselves in an existential moment. The threats to my bankroll have never been greater..." ~Ted Cruz

[@itsRecreational]

I don’t think anyone looks more uncomfortable in their own skin than this guy

[@2727rogers]

I think the reason that is is because he is a Canadian and doesn't believe in a word he is saying. I bet he will apply for that Canada pension as soon as he qualifies.

[@nostalgiatrip7331]

I'd be uncomfortable in that skin too

[@shrubsangry]

Should do more of these style videos. Hilarious to watch with you.

[@hellykay]

Yeah and we don't have to watch it from the original source!

[@dominicfucinari1942]

@@hellykay Anything that cuts back on the web traffic to a reactionary extremist's page is an added bonus.

[@LucasSChiefsLightning]

"Citizens need guns to protect themselves from the Government!" **Proceeds to support using the military to crackdown against peaceful BLM protests**

[@AlabamaBoiz]

But is also proof we need guns to protect ourselves from the government

[@trappedinamerica7740]

@@AlabamaBoiz cops = the government

[@AlabamaBoiz]

@@trappedinamerica7740 yes

[@luisramos1609]

Is he saying "ain't" just to pretend he's a commoner?

[@mrwinklebottom2612]

I thought the exact same thing

[@H1Caliber]

Yes. Ted Cruz is the biggest snake

[@johnbanach3875]

In his head he was like, oh boy, they're really going to think I'm cool.

[@maxbalata5916]

Props to Kyle for not saying "I'm Ted Cruz meee" even once for the whole thing

[@dominicfucinari1942]

Although there *will* be a lot of longtime fans who'll miss that.

[@craigbrowning9448]

I'm amazed that Raphael didn't criticize AOC for being Hispanic!

[@2727rogers]

They are not that stupid. If they did that Florida and Texas could be more in play then they are now and if the Republicans can't win in Texas and Florida they can't win.

[@JokerSmilez14]

Kyle - you should do more live reaction videos. This is hilarious.

[@gorga8618]

fr this is amazing

[@Odinsday]

His big seltzer energy is at its strongest during live reactions.

[@frevazz3364]

I'm disappointed, Cancun Ted didn't tell us if he finally found the Chic-Fil-A sauce. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@richbrescher6544]

Ted Cruz I can't stand him his such a weasel

[@jordanpiggott11]

The guy that went to HARVARD is complaining about Big Universities😭

[@iananderson6705]

He is the epitomy of how far the west has fallen captive to sycophantic sociopaths.

[@rini6]

When Ted said “Fight the Power” I threw up in my mouth a bit.

[@coinborg8305]

More videos of this style please! I love that we’re getting your first impressions point by point.

[@joeknowles6880]

"They want to subjugate you!" No, Teddy, we want to educate you. In fact, I've never seen a lawyer more in need of education than Ted fucking Cruz.

[@maxbash6330]

Cpac schedules Ted to speak between guests that people actually give a shit about. It gives the audience time to buy a beer, get a chili dog and take a leak.

[@ericthegreat7805]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@samspetifore9875]

“Parents are many things, but they ain’t weak.” Says the guy who tried to justify fleeing his state during a crisis by claiming that his teenaged daughter twisted his arm into travelling to Mexico. My god, who can take this clown seriously.

[@ericsarnoski6278]

We watched the CPAC circus and made a drinking game of it . Every time we heard radical left we took a shot, and every time we heard communist socialist agenda we took a shot with a beer chaser.

[@liamhackston2507]

That's not safe

[@iangascoigne8231]

He only wants an unruly, uncontrollable “we the people” that agrees with him.

[@matthewflathers5260]

If all big things are bad, how about a big military senator Cruz?

[@chrysene]

The “oh my God” when Cruz said NYT vs Barry Weiss has me crying 😂

[@bp1991able]

OMG yes! He's co-opting her into the Nazi Party of the United States (Donald Trump said there were "fine people" in a crowd chanting "Jews will not replace us!") and yet she still kneecaps the Democratic Party as just as anti-Semitic...

[@zeeshawnali4078]

Time?

[@tmmnago2722]

timecode?

[@martinaee]

LOL basically whatever the latest YT or Twitter political controversy is. These are our national politicians… Jesus Christ…

[@martinaee]

Wtf was that slap guitar 🎸 as he was walking out? … Ugh, God he’s so cringy. I was so awkward walking when I was younger because I cared what people thought so much. To see grown-ass politicians doing the same thing is hilariously sad…

[@millennialanimefan608]

Aren't Republicans the party of big business?

[@matthewharris5586]

So why doesn’t anyone confront him on his contradictions. I’d love to see that. Ted should go on Rogan and answer to this.

[@matthewharris5586]

And unruliness isn’t equal to violence and property damage.

[@altosack]

Joe Rogan has, as a first, qualifying criterion for a person coming on his show, that he finds them and what they have to say interesting. There is _no way_ Ted Cruz clears that bar.

[@matthewharris5586]

@@altosack that’s ridiculous

[@Andy-km1xp]

@@matthewharris5586 Why? It’s his show

[@Rowsy91]

Joe Rogan would never have Ted Cruz on, hes pretty clearly not a fan of Teds and he doesnt find him interesting

[@martinaee]

Maybe the worst thing about idiot politicians is that a lot of them stay around for most of our lives. The best ones get put down in Dallas for daring to imagine an actually better future for all American citizens….

[@chadalactucker12]

All I could think during his “big is bad” rant was bro you represent a state whose slogan is “everything is BIGGER inTexas” 🤦🏼‍♂️

[@christopheryou]

If a person’s gait is awkward it usually reveals an insecurity or inauthenticity within. Definitely questionable behavior.

[@Rio-zh2wb]

Or just back pain lol

[@affanr6041]

Or ur a nerd.

[@FishGup]

I have weirdly shaped feet and I'm very offended right now :)

[@jackc7252]

Holy shit that “oh man” right off the bat killed me

[@Indyawillis85]

I almost made it to the end, but couldn't do it lol. The lies and hypocrisy are just too much for me.

[@kenbee1957]

I looked and the progress bar still had too far to go I can't believe I made it halfway

[@M.A.C.01]

“Parents are many things but they’re not weak” Ted Cruz as a dad contradicts that entire statement.

[@SilentPlayer1999]

Remember his slogan back in 2015 “TrustTED”? 🤣

[@47shadows76]

As a socially conservative Democrat, this was violently hard to watch. How can one openly Grift and Lie that blatantly?

[@nostalgiatrip7331]

Genuine question, what does being a socially conservative democrat mean to you?

[@47shadows76]

@@nostalgiatrip7331 I support all the fiscal policies, Medicare4All, tax relief on Middle Class, Free Community College, $50000 off student loan debt, paid family leave, take dark money out of politics, minimize the influence of the military industrial complex, balance the wage gap between CEOs & Employees, etc. But don't support the social reforms blindingly, ex. Cultural Marxism, 1619 Riots, Racial Grifting (BLM), Post-modernism, Defunding the police, secularization of the culture, destruction of the Nuclear Family, 4th wave Feminism, The rising Trans influence on GenZ, #metoo movement, abortion as a moral virtue, censoring heterodox voices (Chappelle, Rogan), to name a few. ^ The Culture War Stuff ^ My politics tend to lean towards that of an old black pastor. I have always been a Dem, but the social reforms they've been pushing for the last 10 years have largely been antithetical to benefiting the Black Community as a whole. Too much virtue signaling and not enough accountability.

[@nostalgiatrip7331]

@@47shadows76 Thank you for your response

[@47shadows76]

@@nostalgiatrip7331 No problem chief.

[@los2443]

Im surprised teddy boy made it to his speech. Wasn’t sure if he was going to make it back from mexico in time

[@jaysmith1685]

Even Mexico didn't want him

[@xq8152]

I would love to listen to this but then I'd have to listen to ted cruz for half an hour. 😂🤦🏿‍♂️

[@joshuabanner9920]

Kyle is about half of it lol.

[@Odinsday]

Ted Cruz would make for a very good Five Nights at Freddy's animatronic.

[@eldritchpumpkinghost2968]

Scariest game in the franchise automatically

[@InternetMameluq]

He's creepy, but is he scary?

[@XxJaguar22]

@@InternetMameluq his policies are scary

[@lizzybethnj617]

Kyle the style you’re doing this video in reminds me of sports analyst calling a basketball game. I love it it’s hilarious. BTW ur can never be a duck when it’s Ted Cruz you’re talking about. My mom and aunt are both nurses they’re happy with vaccine mandates

[@7777wilson1]

Yet so many health workers are NOT!, hence the firing/quitting of significant numbers ~ especially if they already got Covid & have natural immunity. Freedom of self & speech means Freedom of self & speech...no happy-mediums!

[@wwaitkus]

I'm not sure is CPAC is a Republican sing along, or a "crazy off" contest, or open mic night for the untalented. Cruz was shooting for a poetry slam, and ended up sounding like the drunk who lives at the end of the bar and starts screaming the lyrics to "Hotel California" at the top of his lungs right before he pisses himself and falls off the chair.

[@mtrich8113]

You got a good thing going here Kyle keep it up, we can use the laughs.

[@jusmecatalina]

Canada doesn’t claim him. Also, please make this a regular segment. We need more of this.

[@matt94alexander32]

Poor chap, so in his bubble, I’m a political junkie so I have to recalibrate when I’m with my normal mates.

[@amirguri1335]

I really like it when you analyze spontaneously like you do here

[@saqibsheikh2790]

The CPAC slogan is 'Awake. Not Woke.' That is the slogan for a political movement? How utterly stupid.

[@zalchemist101]

❤ this live reaction. Pulled all that politicians hypocrisies to light. More like this!!

[@Taylor-ft3iw]

"Big is bad" ok let's cut the military budget in third

[@KaiserMattTygore927]

Let's cut it down by 75%, and break up ALL corporations with more than a couple dozen employees >:)

[@LucasSChiefsLightning]

"The entire crowd was chanting LGB". It's a 66,000 capacity stadium. It only takes like 5-10% of it in order to make noise. In a 66,000 person stadium, odds are that at least 6,000 will be Republicans. That means nothing lol

[@warrenpowers108]

"they ain't weak" omg but my knees are 😂😂😂

[@peteyquills]

That's how I used to walk at the mall on a Friday night as a teen when I smoked too much weed and was trying to look sober.

[@beastalchemistVA]

No one can make it through this speech

[@Anthonycheesman33]

I feel like this is his sexy voice lol.

[@reddburg]

"If you're over 40 it means you have no idea how to use a computer to subscribe to my podcast." - Ted Cruz

[@PersianMichael]

I'm going to awkwardly walk and wave like Ted Cruz if I see Kyle at the next politicon 😂😂😂

[@thestraycat69]

Actually Ted is unirocically funny, with how goofy and weird he is.

[@asiunan89]

Kyle next time you do this can you have a little video box at the bottom right of yourself giving the commentary? 😂

[@wolfstar675]

"Big university Dude you went to Harvard!

[@EvocativeKitsune]

What is with the music, jeez? And Cruz coming on like a stand-up comedian.

[@Graffels]

Introduce me as Joker

[@melissamullenfilms464]

I'm off watching Kyle videos from 2014, trying to escape this crappy time lol (not that 2014 was wonderful/perfect but it felt like a better time to be around).

[@moxblues8815]

Kyle really wants to get his Twitch stream on

[@blendernoob64]

Honestly one of my favorite secular talk videos even to this day.

[@DMDphotography]

How they complain about big government and brag about our military in the same breath?

[@sungod9797]

Don’t you just love the uber-cringe “Awake not Woke” slogan on the screen behind him...

[@adrianm8751]

I’ll never forget when he accidentally liked porn on twitter lmao

[@TheUrantiaBook]

Politicians really need to learn what rhetoric is and how ineffectual it is at convincing anyone outside of your target audience.

[@Blakecartersfs]

I used to know a kid who walked like that. Kind of pushed through his toes and lifted his heel in this awkward half calf lift motion. It made him appear like he was bouncing. He was also, a psychopath.

[@waynejackson9924]

When I watch these rallies (on Kyle's or other independent media sites), it always seems to me I"m watching a WWE wrestler belittling their opponents, with of course the WWE crowd reacting & jeering. Very little of substance on how they'll improve the average American citizen's life, as Kyle summarizes it at the end. Very well done Kyle.

[@KG9551]

Notice the hoots and hollers got real quiet when he said the line about people wanting to date AOC… hmmm 🤔

[@joshuabanner9920]

Because they all know that most of them have made very sexist even rapey comments about her online and offline. I have heard and seen it by right wingers I know. If you could Google the word blowjob next to AOC, anyone who’s confused on this topic will be suddenly enlightened. If I was AOC I would of worded it differently but to we can’t pretend she’s completely off, as it is disingenuous.

[@KG9551]

@@joshuabanner9920 yup, my point was that they got quiet because they all know they do have some weird sexual obsession with her. They’re repulsive.

[@Timbales1979]

That cringey video that he did with his mom will forever live in my mind.

[@evanb4189]

"Big is BAD. Just ask my wife, right Heidi?"

[@barexampasser]

ok cruz is cringey, but his zinger on "workers of the world united, and the left is pissed" made me laugh, hes right. I agree with the anti mandates protest, they shouldn't have been forced to do that, and should've had the vax or test option.

[@brandonb.5304]

Okay what is so appealing about being “god-fearing.” Why do religious people think that’s an attribute of Christianity? Yes, let me worship this deity that I utterly fear because we all know relationships built on fear are totally healthy. Imagine a woman saying she was “husband-fearing” and people being like yeah, good for you. You’re a good wife because you fear your husband. It’s just fucking insane.

[@charleswomack2166]

It does not literally mean fear. It is a translation of the original Hebrew word which is closer in my opinion to respect. I will try and find a link.

[@H1Caliber]

@@charleswomack2166 yeah, but at this point they mean actual fear

[@brandonb.5304]

@@charleswomack2166 Christianity explictly plays on people's fears, dude. Follow Christ and believe in God or you're going to Hell. Christianity uses the fear of Hell and punishment in the afterlife as a central element in their coercion of people to join and follow the religion. There's no denying that.

[@silverasana219]

The swagger reveals his arrogance, and especially his ignorance.

[@endeuinable]

I loved the new live commentary!! Keep it up!

[@GuitarWithBrett]

He’s the worst … well , after trump amd Carlson

[@pl3459]

Carlson is one of the best Republicans beside Ron Paul, Carlson actually features true progressive voices on his show like Tulsi, Jimmy Dore and Glenn Greenwald.

[@GuitarWithBrett]

@@pl3459 uhhh… seems twisted reasoning there

[@mobus1603]

@@pl3459: do you think that Carlson has Tulsi, Dore & Greenwald on his show to talk about progressive ideals or to shit on Democrats and push the culture war (Carlson's bread & butter)? Does Carlson care more about M4A or dividing the Left? You Doreknobs have such a warped sense of reality.

[@25taylorkw]

@@pl3459 You may say that Tucker Carlson let on people are show like Jimmy Dore and Glenn Greenwald, my reaction that would be " okay then, but that does not change the fact that he did a fair amount of dumb things like talking about America losing its " demographics " ( aka an alt right talking point ) with also complaining about non-issues like whining about Cardi B's WAP song ", no intelligent person that interested in politics would ever died on the hill of defending a political partisan jackass like Tucker Carlson.

[@vincentvangogh3634]

BECAUSE MOST PEOPLE AREN’T RESPONSIBLE ENOUGH TO OWN GUNS, TED! And that gets proven thousands of times a year in your Country, Ted! The amount of people getting shot every year in the USA is staggering, especially when you compare the percentages of gun related incidents with my country…

[@Rob_Cary]

I wish progressives would ditch gun control. In addition to being unconstitutional, its just dumb on its feet. Its hurtful to the movement.

[@heckpeanuts]

So Kyle's gonna laugh at me for tripping balls in Penn Station trying to act normal lmao

[@nathanandsugar5252]

“They want to destroy you!” *The Terminator appears

[@kenjidrake7809]

Ted Cruz is a joke lmaooo. How can anyone take him seriously

[@cosmicbear88-23]

That’s exactly what I think every time I watch one of Kyle’s videos

[@luodeligesi7238]

Ted Cruz's podcast was the most downloaded for like a week when it first launched, even beating Joe Rogan's on that same week. Interest in Ted Cruz's podcast quickly fell afterward, and he's no longer in the top 50. So technically, yes, he was first for a short time about two years ago...

[@Ranger1812]

More videos of this format, please.

[@jennyph79]

thank you so much for the laughs, it was absolutely needed today. 🤣🤣🤣