Ted Alexandro "As Much As You Want" (FULL COMEDY SPECIAL)

[@blockchainprofessor.x]

Proof that Ted has been hilarious for more than 21+ years!

[@WAVYFUTURE]

One of the first specials I saw in high school and have been a lover of stand up ever since. I rewatch this once a year. Total classic. Love you man, keep doing great work.

[@JordanRaybould]

One of the best comedians out there

[@KikoCervantes]

I just realised I was a fan of your work 20 years ago watching comedy central. And I thought you with the beard was another comedian. LOL. I just connected is the same person. I like you more now.

[@TedAlexandro]

You are not alone. Thanks, Kiko!

[@KikoCervantes]

@@TedAlexandro You are great now too btw ! this just makes it even better lol. AS MUCH AS YOU WANT !!!

[@loricrawford1952]

never heard this guy before omg i am laughing out loud all by myself. the gym guy walk is spot on :-))

[@kerifernandez]

I stole two of Ted’s jokes when I started doing comedy 20 years ago. I had no idea it was wrong. I love him so much. I owe him money I think just like SNL.

[@VashTheDamnFiend]

You didn’t know stealing jokes was wrong?

[@edp3202]

@@VashTheDamnFiend ahem ☹️

[@notsure1969]

I remember watching this on Comedy Central when it came out. Still holds up very well.

[@globetrekker86]

I’ve missed you, Ted! Your act has aged like fine wine since Comedy Central Presents

[@TedAlexandro]

Thanks a lot! Fun to look back

[@carolyntalbot947]

Wow, great stuff. Well worth watching again!

[@susanwebster7663]

Gawwwd what a funny clever man you are. Tks for the laughs!

[@savage22bolt32]

So cool that the community gets together at the town hall for a comedy show! My little town had a beautiful brownstone town hall, but they had a vote, and it got torn down. A very sad day...

[@truevulgarian]

In all of your 4x3 glory. :D Still very worth watching. Ty, Ted.

[@vanislandangell7618]

OMG This had me in tears & my sides hurt! Absolutely hilarious!!🤣😂👏👏

[@TedAlexandro]

Thanks!

[@z1z2z3z]

So funny, love it...still laughing at the bookmark joke

[@TheRaybouldBrothers]

Hilarious stuff, Ted. Always one of my favorites

[@tarjakangas6681]

I never went to kindergarten,went straight to 1st class but enjoy your humour

[@Yannispappascomedian]

Amazing stuff!

[@TedAlexandro]

Thanks buddy

[@hootiegabriel9200]

I needed to laugh. Thanks for putting this up Ted. Things are horrid but thanks for the medicine.

[@dyce3008]

that pasta punchline was slept on so hard

[@dd-1280]

😂 ted i remember these jokes from your comedy central special in the early 2000s. Still hilarious

[@globetrekker86]

“X! IX! VIII! ... IV- - I’m out” 😂

[@outdevo]

Before the hair to beard transplant! :)

[@1800cxllect]

Top notch stand up right here 🎤

[@shazeb529]

fuckin brilliant bro

[@tantrika.exotica]

THANK YOU! Can't wait to hear what material they steal from this bit lol jk Love You Dude🥰🥰🥰

[@globetrekker86]

Grade-A beef... That reminds me of Jim Gaffigan’s bit: “ Did this cow go to private school? I only eat beef that went to private school”

[@readerwriter2116]

lol funny....thanks for the laughs!!!!!

[@Kennetik24]

Lmfao! Yooo! That fucking abortion joke was craaaaaaazzzyyyy! 😂😂😂

[@BlakeApaloozaTV]

Let’s GOOOoooOoo

[@FreeJokesKoolMC]

👏👏👏

[@globetrekker86]

“And tuna republic For Richard Stanz, One agent, Wonder-Bra...”

[@chrisblue46]

I thought he was talking about Biden, until I looked at the date.

[@eatmoremeek310]

It’s crazy cool to see you without the beard. Lol being a new fan I’ve only seen you with it. Great special!!!

[@JayDeeLV]

Aww yeah!

[@ellenorchid01]

Wonderful comic

[@toddschultz1285]

Great stuff, man!

[@datgrrl5698]

... your wife was still in elementary school when you recorded this... food for thought...

[@Ginanjarmp]

Yess

[@LeeSpelledL-i]

Funny. Thank you.

[@LeeSpelledL-i]

Lovely. I've been visiting Ted's material, & happy to see so much I can relate to - before he married, & expected a baby.

[@user-tc5pl3zw3h]

I'm blind because I never listened to my mom. She always told me I'd go blind if I didn't find someone else to play with. But I also hit a gysy in my SUV. I kept telling the crowd, "I didn't see her! She came out of nowhere! I didn't see her!". I have a blind friend who said he use to have great sight. Then one day, he prayed for God to make him more noticeable to women. I told him he should eat more rabbits. He asked why, and I said becaue they eat carrots, duh. It's all fine. We've both adopted a new life motto. "Walk slowly and carry a big stick." We chose to use canes instead of dogs because swinging the dogs around makes them aggitated.

[@BlakeApaloozaTV]

🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐

[@miloenglish4165]

Vomitorium😂

[@annettemosell6947]

Super fun

[@diamondgrrrl572]

Omf! Yes f... I'm lmao!!_

[@TaddiestMason]

generic white guy #4 got some JOKES! ok, ok. I like it.

[@ginaabernathy7419]

❤❤❤

[@Alex-kl3sc]

Ted reminds me of Quagmire.

[@claudettehyde8669]

What year was this. Bush, Cheney?🤷‍♀️

[@williamunderhill427]

The comedian calls other pursuits "insignificant".

[@edp3202]

Why isn't he bigger?

[@williamdenton2254]

He probably would be if he could resist alienating the right, half the population. But he is funny despite it.

[@edp3202]

@@williamdenton2254 💕 him

[@williamdenton2254]

@@edp3202 very clever rib tickler 👍

[@friendlyfire-yt]

Not enough protein

[@edp3202]

@@friendlyfire-yt yup. Eat some 🥜 🧈

[@drew-shourd]

Imo, very funny, I heard many things original and super funny, strange but true p.o.v.'s...

[@vinnydeathgrinder2409]

He is good but he picked up lot of stuff from George Carlin

[@FullyCharged22]

Political stuff sucks, otherwise I've always loved his comedy.

[@San-sue]

He’s not even funny , yawn

[@samusvi2693]

sorry this is not funny at all

[@staceygruver1969]

Caucasian comes from the Caucasus mountains look that up also with Ural mountains

[@potrebitel3]

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caucasus