Jimmy Carr: Making People Laugh (2010) FULL SHOW | Jokes On Us

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[@GaryThomas-gx2jm]

The guys a fuckn genius. Takes piss out of everyone. Gotta love him.

[@djnaz5746]

Jimmy Carr is fricking HILARIOUS! One of THE BEST COMEDIANS OF ALL TIME!!!

[@davidbutterfield7718]

I'd definitely agree with that statement. In fact, I DO agree with it!

[@semulkku1981]

Agree 100%

[@way2go-fh4lc]

@@davidbutterfield7718 you obviously love filth and have no respect for anyone or anything.

[@davehersh667]

No one does crowd work like Jimmy.

[@UldisBiz]

Dark. Very dark. But really, really hilarious. One of the comedians has got 90% of the punchlines through the whole stand-up, and they just land one after another. Most comedians nowadays have these lengthy build-ups. Brilliant comedian.

[@suntracker844]

What r you changing about m8 this is a BBC documentary about Glasgow, right? I found it whils googling 10 best ways to shag a sheep....

[@Bluesmusicno1]

I know why are there so many sensitive Sally's who can't take a joke

[@UldisBiz]

@@Bluesmusicno1 yeah, right? I'm a Christian but I never take offense when Jimmy or any other comedian mocks about this subject. His job is to make people laugh and entertain them not to express a polarized opinion and challenge someone's core beliefs.

[@carsonpetersen630]

❤

[@phillipraiche1374]

​😊

[@swaguar7t602]

Always a great night when you get an hour+ episode uploaded by jimmy 😁

[@vikingrebalgrindjaniicelan1369]

❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@hilltopviewer8204]

When he does the Manchester accent, that's Liam Gallagher right there!😅

[@BadassButterfly]

Just saw Jimmy in Paris. He's wonderful!

[@ncspartan420]

Absolutely brilliant!!!

[@stuartb4525]

Unfortunately you wouldn't get away with the majority of this comedy today. Glad i seen you a few times a few years ago, funny AF.

[@bradwinfield5672]

still does the same comedy

[@alucardonus]

Wanna know a comedian that will be assassinated today? George Carlin. He died 2008. If he didnt he would be dead around 2010 when world went crazy about correction...

[@alexbarham6606]

If you have seen his recent stand ups you will know he still does the same comedy...probably worse....and still gets away with it,if you think this is bad (dark,funny,outrageously close to borderline,if not past it) go watch frankie Boyle.

[@goodtim3s394]

That impersonation was gold :)

[@MistPhD]

Talking to an audience member: “Sorry, I’d love to chat more but.. I’m at work” Hahaha

[@noradorris9631]

I never feel more ambivalent than when I watch a Jimmy Carr comedy special. Lotta that 'haha, ooo, shouldn't be laughing at that joke' going on. He does some 'makes ya think' comedy, too. 🎉

[@wavydavy9816]

Yes, I agree (although I _did_ have to Google ambivalence). I only managed 5 minutes and the laughter seemed a bit forced, each joke was offensive to someone rather than actually funny, and I agreed with the comment from the guy in the stalls. Now that I've twigged Jimmy isn't about to introduce a load of different comedians I'm out ➡

[@andidevlin3361]

Jimmy Carr and Lee Evans, both manage to tickle my funny bone way too much!

[@bobburger7724]

I normally dont like this style of comedy with random one liners with no real story, but Jimmy Carr does make it work and makes me laugh.

[@anastasiasmith2910]

When you realize jimmy can sing, adds more to all his jokes to those who can't 😂

[@zarahbystrom3032]

Love Jimmy! But did you see the guy being pissed at the fat jokes? 1:15:14 The squidgy lady joke? So mad... hilarious!!

[@gram.]

Nah, he just didn't laugh was all. You mean that guy with the blank face and breathing through his mouth though, am I right lol? Mind that this was filmed in 2010 in Glasgow, Scotland. The vast majority here are not poisoned by the woke lunacy that is pushed in America (fat acceptance, men can get pregnant etc) but certainly not in 2010.

[@remo2315]

Fkn savage!!! 😂😆🤣🤪

[@pleappleappleap]

The correct response to, "I met the village idiot for the WHOLE of Glasgow!", is "Who is that? Do I know him?"

[@musicloverme3993]

"Don't ya have a mirror?"

[@jophillips2532]

I like you laugh, glad I found you on KZbin. Drinking people will laugh at anything.

[@bflmpsvz870]

He is Genius.

[@zarahbystrom3032]

Punchline-king!!!

[@ballyon5491]

This guy is a menace 😂

[@mudiamadin3616]

Wicked Brilliant!

[@reggiebhorrorbaker1650]

Lov jimmy carr jokes

[@briancleary5637]

Jimmy is amazing and holds no prisoners, PERIOD,BRIAN FROM IRELAND 😅😅😅😅😅😅❤❤❤❤❤

[@jamesheath7601]

14:14 😂

[@jamesheath7601]

7:18 😂

[@EricThompson1965]

I like Jimmy Carr. But I'm an American. When he does his regional jokes, , especially about the different accents and the humor derived from them, I tend to be at a loss. But he is funny enough with his other stuff. Always enjoy his videos here on KZbin

[@warren52nz]

*_Genius!!!_*

[@superstormday993]

I can't wait to see hom 10/10/23!!! NASHVILLE TN

[@jaytimothy3645]

Sounds like you are excited to see Jimmy carr live in-person, I would be too! I live in Portland Oregon, but if he ever performs here in the Northwest, I would want to go see !

[@jaytimothy3645]

Also if I can give you a compliment, from a 26 year-old male, and I work full-time, that you are quite beautiful 😍😍 I hope you have a great time October 10th!

[@gram.]

​@@jaytimothy3645that's not allowed. You need to be 30+ and self employed to compliment, it's very important.

[@gram.]

I notice that's tomorrow👍 Hope you have a great evening, and I wish you all the best. From (coincidentally) Glasgow, Scotland!😅 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🤍❤️🤍💙🤍🇺🇸

[@superstormday993]

@@gram. Thank you!!!

[@Bystander.13]

28:12 that's rich Jimmy, brave talking about tax lol

[@richtravis9562]

is this before or after his issues? if after that is hilarious.

[@user-in1ik6tx4h]

Blood hell as a Brummie, We love you, but it made me laugh either way ❤️👍

[@lloydnorval1989]

1:34:20 I won't lie I'm impressed Jimmy can sing too 🤣

[@MrGentleNick]

I liked you before, but this was the best ever performance. I thought, could have been a hard could, but wow, you are a real star. Offended all, but all love you

[@jimbrown5552]

Watching from Ireland

[@jameshollenbeak9111]

Wow this guy is good

[@williamkelly8951]

@1:08:10 when Jimmy's talking to the redhead...is that Patty "The Baddy" Pimblett next to her?!?!? its that "peasant from the 1600's" hair cut that makes me think so

[@user-oz7rx1es3w]

On arrive toujours à trouver du temps pour faire ce qu"on aime

[@savage22bolt32]

30 seconds is all I could take

[@tyclonus4019]

Jimmys the best comedian

[@jameshollenbeak9111]

This guy is good

[@davidofergals6947]

11:12 some chest

[@ZILLION4EVER]

looked for this comment haha :P

[@MrBrownnn696]

Imagine Jimmy Carr on Taskmaster

[@alexbarham6606]

Amazing,frankie Boyle was on it and even he couldn't help being outrageous in a less dark sort if way

[@pleappleappleap]

"Water? Never touch the stuff! Fish fuck in it!"

[@davidbutterfield7718]

I first heard that 30 years ago. But in the right context, as in when Jimmy or somebody else really funny says stuff I've heard before, even many times, it still makes me laugh!

[@way2go-fh4lc]

@@davidbutterfield7718 what a shame you actually find that funny;

[@davidbutterfield7718]

Yeah, well, when somebody has me laughing already, it's not hard to get another laugh out of me. Whatcha. gonna do?, as some people say.

[@musicloverme3993]

W.C. Fields

[@pleappleappleap]

@@musicloverme3993 Indeed.

[@EmhyrAndarz]

Can someone explain the Australia and welcome back joke?

[@chrisbrackney3801]

Australia was initially a British prison colony for exiled criminals

[@gram.]

​@@chrisbrackney3801 I even thought they sounded Scots too 😅 idk

[@annmwallace]

I was 400 pounds at age 12, at my highest I was 542! I lost over 300 pounds! I use the word "fat" all the time! In my family, we bully our own kids to ready them for the real world! My mom once found a 6 xl (US) shirt in the closet, we couldn't figure out who it belonged to and my dad said, "it was Ann's when she was 2 years old!" I believe if a joke is funnier than it is offensive, there isn't ANYTHING you can't joke about, you can't hurt my feelings, I don't have any, and I can't be offended, because my dad had a cruel sense of humor and my mother a dirty sense of humor! Nothing worse than people who take jokes personally! I love offensive humor! As a super fat, poor, kid, and sexual abuse survivor, raised in the 70's and 80's, I was intelligent with a great sarcastic quick wit, with a thick skin! As a kid I was shy but when I turned 18, I realized, I'm amazing and anyone who didn't know that wasn't worth my time! All this to say, I love Jimmy Carr and ALL offensive comedians! People only get offended, when they themselves are uncomfortable with themselves!

[@comicbookguy7583]

Any Orthodontists in Glasgow? ..........Jimmy is #1

[@bsuong]

Google Earth.... 😂

[@roofpizza1250]

Jimmy Carr....When even your mum is tired of looking at your face.

[@Brinta3]

1:46:16 Brilliant camerawork. Edit: also 1:47:22

[@jophillips2532]

I forgot too. Did everything come out ok?

[@SufferedRichard]

1:43:55 "What about kyle"

[@jophillips2532]

Nite, nite, no snuggles?

[@reggiebhorrorbaker1650]

Funny jokes

[@samueljohnson5668]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@jophillips2532]

You tube is better than the tellie , I slide back a few times. The sleeping man? Never happen here in America, the floor is not that comfortable.

[@hayropatendida]

Fell asleep.

[@xarzu]

study what is said on 38:20

[@hilltopviewer8204]

Was he on his own?😂

[@jophillips2532]

You sing good, missed your calling.

[@jophillips2532]

Funny you mention dogs. But I wanna comment about the snooze button. When you’re in your 50’s, you depend on it.

[@loricrane5315]

Sweet Caroline bit was so cool spontaneous. Don't even try. Makes this special.

[@tric5122]

Badadadaaaaaa

[@jophillips2532]

Was that it?

[@davegoodwin1950]

Kid looks like ed sheeran/jimmy saville

[@ChristopherAllen-ve1qz]

Ahahah so funny)

[@capnobvious2718]

The audience members offended by his fat jokes need to change their mindset. It's extremely difficult for anyone to help a fat person in every way, especially when it comes to medical situations. My mother-in-law (RIP) required the help of at least THREE of us when assisting her for anything and everything requiring moving her off her recliner. Thankfully, there were at least three of us available to help her! Exceptions to every rule, some people have a medical condition that allegedly maintains their excessive weight unless you literally starve them to death. We are not talking about exceptions.

[@MoriyasuOut]

1:33:03

[@MoriyasuOut]

1:45:36

[@patrickturner2417]

Hes got balls, talking about people paying taxes....

[@musicloverme3993]

4:08 ... "a little bit prison rape...that's what it feels like" Not that I want to feel prison rape!

[@jophillips2532]

Accident? Eeeew. Master 👋. Try a hand held shower, 4 girls silly.

[@crowlover4444]

Jimmy....c'mon, man.....there IS women's boxing. lol

[@jophillips2532]

He answered the phone once. Idk y? He usually doesn’t last. I got a extra FIVE minutes.

[@carmelpule8493]

Considering all the education available and advancement we made in the comforts of our homes, and the the higher level thinking and processes that one could be interested in and what we can do, I am rather surprised that people are willing to leave the comforts of their home to attend such a show, listening to a man, talking about what they themselves may freely do in the privacy of their own home, with the respect which is normal even in the animal kingdom. While living in Britain, it was much richer to go to a pub at South moor and have a sing song with the miners singing ," The Blaydon Races". To think that all those people present have that type of sense of humour, and they all have the right to vote to elect their own governing body in a democracy,.........I am a little bit worried and concerned about the fact that society gets the government it deserves. Every person is free to enjoy himself with the titillations that takes his fancy........ and while I followed the video for some time, to be fair, I must admit, that rather than laughing, I felt rather sorry for the people in a group admiring what is not so natural and many times being cruel------ and calling it "a comedy". This is a case of concern and an opportunity to study the psychology of what people do when they they have all the comforts in their own home! It seems that they do not have the ability to occupy themselves with their own entertainment, and they need to go out to be exploited while hearing a person reshaping what is normally respectful between a man and a woman. That Glasgow Clyde Auditorium is a rich research field for studying the psychology of the modern human mind when given all the comforts of life, and miss out on intelligence on knowing hot to apply his free time!. Sex is natural, respectful, entertaining, but not in the manner Jimmy car is exploiting others with it! In my estimate , those who are laughing , need assistance in the manner they are so gullible in how they pay to be " entertained". They all should know better,, but they do not seem to have the mental tools with which to assess themselves. NO wonder there are so many problems in man/woman relations, A few in that audience were actually hurt and they did not walk out for " society binds a group in many social ties, and once in the group, one cannot leave for fear of being left alone and hence lonely!" Jimmy car is simply earning a living, exploiting people, with no more than "verbal public prostitution and masturbating". making fun of members of his audience, many of whom are too dumb to realise it. There are richer and more elegant manners to be entertained. Again that hall is an interesting research field to study human behaviour, as much as and not different form 1972 UNIVERSE-25 MOUSE UTOPIA, THE END OF HUMANITY EXPERIMENT. where Jimmy Car is the chief rat in more than one way.

[@zermatt1982]

jesus was the first people coming back from death, so jesus was the first zombie

[@fmxxchet]

Wow, this is such old-fashioned comedy. It‘s like he‘s stuck in 1981. :-/

[@bobgug8626]

Do you actually have the rights for this? Jimmy has these specials out on his own youtube channel.

[@alephalpha]

So many slightly overweight red haired people in Glasgow!

[@ZeeTVplus]

Wow Jimmy was shit back in the day. Kept at it, got there 😊

[@jophillips2532]

Pleasingly plump.

[@arturkowalski5809]

If you're a homeless alcoholic Scot, and you had Tourettes, how would they ever know? OMG 😂

[@samham3408]

Go jimmy go... sum one needs wash the pc out of our brains.

[@Drteomas]

He thinks vegetarian means eating salad.

[@thomasfulcher1276]

Vegetarians don't eat salad?

[@Drteomas]

@@thomasfulcher1276 No they eat plastic and aspirin.

[@manusdeburca]

Stopped watching him when he had a hissy fit about a guy who made fun of him.

[@theenchiladakid1866]

I never got why he never makes gay jokes but he mocks everything else

[@mbarf4210]

Literally 12min in theres gay jokes

[@zarahbystrom3032]

I've heard him do hundreds of gay jokes! He sucked co*k in this special too.

[@way2go-fh4lc]

Don't you know why? doesn't take too much to work it out.

[@nimmha6708]

everything? Wow, that's a lot of comedy.

[@davidofergals6947]

Tax evader.

[@rWirthlin420]

You just jealous cause you have to pay taxes. So go spray your hater-aid somewhere else.

[@davidvanderkin9324]

How would you know. I mean seriously. Lol

[@nimmha6708]

Tax payer.

[@lindaanthony5527]

Your British accent is to thick for me to understand all your words.

[@loverofcereal7277]

.

[@Gsoda35]

I wish he didn't use such awful jokes as it was very tasteless, awkward and cringe to me.

[@MeesterVal]

The laugh track unfortunately makes this difficult to watch :(

[@pintpot]

There is no laugh track Those are people laughing

[@tammydow6112]

Abominable....i have NO CLUE... Who he is...but he's recognized for being on TV...who's tv????

[@ChrisPhoenixMusic]

Jimmy's quite funny, but this special is too much like he visited several high schools (secondary schools) and just read off the list of their jokes he'd collected. Not a lot of connection except that his subject matter doesn't go very far from where it began.

[@davidpassword]

When are the jokes gonna be funny

[@Freight_Train]

This comes across as 8th grade humor. Cheap laughs with no thought involved.

[@johnkay7354]

not sure what 8th grade is in the uk, but it seems most of the people who paid to go, did enjoy it

[@Freight_Train]

@@johnkay7354 US. not UK. 13y.o.

[@johnkay7354]

most that paid to see him, seemed to enjoy it, @@Freight_Train

[@bbnnmm9]

Horrible......

[@SlinkiestTortoise23]

He’s a bit of a wrogun in places - you can’t joke about child abusive and I turned it off after that.

[@gram.]

​@@SlinkiestTortoise23 literally was shaking and crying liek soo super triggered totally leik not okay omg

[@nimmha6708]

@@gram. Please be sarcastic... PLEASE

[@nimmha6708]

Yes you can.. He just did it. And he will do the joke again @@SlinkiestTortoise23

[@DeborahHenderson-tu5xs]

Why do these talented comedians have to ruin their acts and cheapen their acts by using bad words 😢😮. !!! RIDICULOUS!!!???!!!😢😮

[@nimmha6708]

nobody fcking cares about what you consider to be "bad" words.

[@user-xk6jw3wi5u]

What do you mean? What bad words?

[@SmoothBrain23]

His jokes are mediocre at best.

[@mikeyoung-vq4ii]

Not very pleasant. It's poor British comedy in my opinion.

[@johnkay7354]

love to see you get on the stage in Glasgow, and tell the audience they must be dumb, as he's not funny!!

[@Mossyz.]

[@bussi7859]

Homosexual pufta