Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III - Angry Video Game Nerd (Re-Edit)

[@JamesNintendoNerd]

We re-edited this episode so it could finally be on KZbin. Had issues with the movie clips in the past. There will be a new AVGN at the end of the month. Thanks for watching!

[@sonnycorry5888]

Yo 👍

[@per_petual1453]

i win james rolfe and mike matei

[@nochianand]

thanks king :)

[@kevinliebaert]

Thanks for uploading!

[@kekodemon]

Thanks!

[@andyprice1344]

The slamming of the VHS back into the sleeve without missing a beat is one of my favourite AVGN moments. Never fails to make me laugh.

[@xxxxxxxxxx4345]

🤣🤣🤣

[@noahdean9685]

It's almost like he had a quick Time event

[@firatyuksek]

it's like saying " No you ain't gettin away , sit down mf , I am only getting started"

[@Mimikins]

Right? Glad I'm not the only one who loves that part X3.

[@wstine79]

Many fans are wondering what a VHS is.

[@andrewvangils3112]

Turtles 1 is a masterpiece, to this day I can watch it. The costumes, atmosphere… I can keep going.

[@Rschr101]

It's the gold standard. Everything since the original film has been less than.

[@yaboyfrresh]

2 is my fav

[@thema1998]

​@@Rschr101 Are there any other TMNT movies that you like? 🤔

[@healthandsurvival4461]

The fight at the end with Shredder is so amazing. How he honorably stands and awaits the Turtles attacking him gives me chills.

[@FletcherReedsRandomness]

“It’s my opinion that it’s a fact.” ~The internet when talking about anything ever

[@johnnyklebitzrevenge4793]

Underrated comment

[@quentinparhiala9415]

underrated comment

[@quentinparhiala9415]

@@johnnyklebitzrevenge4793 I agree with you

[@kenhollis6197]

I can distinctly remember learning the difference between fact and opinion in school. I guess they don't do that anymore...

[@ivcorners5054]

Makes sense to me 😁

[@gonzalogca4907]

When I was a kid, my mom literally told me this was her "least favorite" movie she ever took me to. I'm 100% sure she hated it for years in silence to the point she needed to said it out loud to finally let it go.

[@attackofthetheeyecreatures3472]

You have a cool mom

[@poshko41]

Send her this video. I think it will be a cathartic experience for her too.

[@evanabbott2737]

@@poshko41 oh, please send her this video…🙏😂

[@Cricketmane]

*say

[@likkidixx]

Made me laugh, thanks

[@crimsonslayer6641]

1:08 James punching the VHS is hilarious, love it

[@MAMoreno]

At this point, young James just looks like a kid dressed up as the Angry Video Game Nerd.

[@CassandraPantaristi]

Hard to believe that he's 40, and in this video he is in his 20s.

[@quentinparhiala9415]

That's true and it's hard to believe James Rolfe's 40

[@quentinparhiala9415]

@@CassandraPantaristi I know

[@qqq386]

@@CassandraPantaristi He is 40?!

[@CassandraPantaristi]

@@qqq386 He was born in 1980, so yes he's 40. XD

[@dmmd8304]

this is, by far, the most "he's gonna take you back to the past" ever episode. the level of detail in nostalgia about the tmnt movies release is just astounding.

[@MoundN]

The Nintendo VS. genesis vid is the most "He's gonna take you back to the past" video if you you're not strictly talking about James being in character. In that video he has clips of himself as child James talk about why Nintendo is more awesome than Sega.

[@bowmaj8666]

I still find it odd that he never carried on with "The Angry Movie Nerd!" I remember wondering if he was ever going to do a review of Super Mario Bros The Movie in character. I guess the Nostalgia Critic took over that role.

[@nathanthompson7549]

Instead of the adams family what donatello could've said was were expecting maybe the battletoads than that wouldeve been a slightly funnier joke

[@SuperPeterok]

Casuals would not have understood the reference

[@carlossandoval8369]

@@SuperPeterok keep in kind who the target audience was.

[@L337playing]

@@SuperPeterok You get everything you need to know about the Battletoads right there in the name, even if you're a casual. I'm sure it would've gotten a laugh just from the absurdity of mutated ninja fighting turtles mentioning anything toad related, even if you don't know anything about the Battletoads series.

[@ikarikid]

In reality, it’s because this movie was premiering in the same season as Addams Family Values

[@nathanthompson7549]

@@ikarikid oh

[@Electronic_Boyscout]

Everyone also forgets. Turtles One is an indie film, that deserves props.

[@JMacTheFanatic]

u can totally tell. emphasis on plot, dialogue, and character development. real themes.

[@wolfetteplays8894]

JMac The Fanatic yep

[@SuperPeterok]

where can I watch it

[@alexandremclean6211]

@@SuperPeterok It's on Netflix, dude!

[@berniethekiwidragon4382]

Really? That film seems to have taken their production most seriously of the three.

[@PearangeProductions]

This time, he's gonna take us back to _his_ past.

[@icegangsta4004]

You gave it your best

[@somerandofromoregon]

@@icegangsta4004 And he succeeded. Don't be a cynic.

[@coldschooI]

Again

[@ConFlow247]

@@oldrestless What others

[@Altern8Paths]

Sounds like a 80-90’s movies tag line

[@ndingo]

TMNT= masterpiece TMNT II= watchable TMNT 3= 🤢 🤮

[@jayy-4d511]

No tmnt 3 is more like 🤢🤧🤮🤮🤢🤬🤬💩💩😭😭😤🤮

[@eyworld]

@@jayy-4d511 your mother.... tmnt 3 is so fun to watch while 2 is so bad.

[@jayy-4d511]

@@eyworld you mean 2 is fun and 3 is bad

[@Thewolfguys.cartoons2000]

Rise of the TMNT = 😵

[@attackonmars5198]

I liked it as a kid but to each their own

[@JayT89277]

“It’s my opinion, that it’s a fact” 😂😂😂.

[@smashfam1]

twitter in a nutshell

[@demonizedlife2640]

Pretty much sums up how people look at opinions now.

[@spikes_johnson]

Pretty much sums up this presidential administration

[@Dimensioneer88]

KZbin arguments in a nutshell.

[@branscombe_]

I lold too

[@Marc8tti]

Love how he just slaps the falling tape inside the case at the beginning.

[@somerandolad]

It was trying to escape.

[@JazzyTyfighter]

Was that intentional? Reminds me of him unintentionally throwing Kid Kool into the garbage can. Edit: I found out that it was intentional/edited.

[@MrZilla]

@@JazzyTyfighter That was edited in Kid Kool.

[@BlueLighteningGojo]

“Help, I’m a turtle and I can’t get up.” That line angered me so greatly.

[@quentinparhiala9415]

Me to Isacc

[@3bebo376]

I don’t find it that bad for some reason.

[@3bebo376]

The real number 1 quote is (who were you expecting? The Adams family?)

[@treyowen9213]

I think it was supposed to be a reference to those commercials that start with "help I've fallen and i can't get up!"

[@ikelldagay1801]

I fall, and I can't get up :"v

[@bundleization]

"A review isnt finished, it's just abandoned" -James Rolfe

[@jeffdourado]

Actually, George Lucas said that--- just change the word 'review' to 'movie'

[@bundleization]

@@jeffdourado No he didnt, James Rolfe did. I quoted him therefore it's true.

[@MiaowGaiGar]

Got'em.

[@quentinparhiala9415]

@@jeffdourado your right about that

[@deviction9314]

@@bundleization it’s your opinion that it’s a fact

[@Seantendo]

James's accent has really softened over the years. I love the way the used to say "baaaad."

[@SkywalkerSam64]

James'

[@antusFireNova]

Well now he's a dad

[@Tatsh2DX]

New Jersey

[@psychobilly42069]

Oh its baeeeehd

[@kenrickkahn]

He's older and he is a dad so he got the Dad accent now.. That East Coast Dad Accent..

[@adhamwashere5320]

Fun fact: the actor who plays Raphael in this movie is Matt Hill, who's famous for Ed in Ed Edd n Eddy.

[@adamking4246]

Wasn't one of them Corey Feldman also?

[@notthatdigusted7468]

Wasn't he also in an episode of Are you Afraid of the Dark?

[@dedlede777]

It wasn't, he only played Raphael in the tv series.

[@stevelikesfood]

AVGN Fester's Quest review: "You were expecting, maybe, uhh, the Ninja Turtles?"

[@quentinparhiala9415]

That was funny Steve

[@quentinparhiala9415]

@kaymyu Yes it was

[@lanterns_glow]

ITs time to revist the early days, back when he was THE ANGRY NINTENDO NERD.

[@linclokatz]

James Nintendo nerd

[@somerandofromoregon]

Or Angry MOVIE Nerd as what he called himself in this two part episode.

[@communist-hippie]

The angry-ness is inspirational :)

[@Dimon12321]

Actually, he stopped being the Nintendo Nerd since episode 15.

[@juicecanister]

I remember watching this when I was in elementary school and my dad walking in and being like "NO"

[@Pykz]

This era was peak James Rolfe. Haven't seen this in maybe 5 years but after rewatching I'm reminded why I got so much into AVGN. Just feels more well written, sincere, and legit, like all his stuff from 2006-2008ish.

[@SuperPeterok]

Listen to his Rocky reviews

[@DavidBirchphoto1.]

Very true, I would say 2006 - 2010 was James Rolfe’s peak.

[@jackiepaper3974]

'Perspective of a 12 year old vs a 26 year old' pretty sure I was 12 when I saw this video originally and I'm 26 now.. weird.

[@chabbab6698]

How that?

[@PopADoseYo]

I forget how old i was when i saw this come out. But im 29 now

[@SweetSoulBrother0]

ha I also watched this review when I was in middle school

[@coolguyryu6097]

He waited 13 years

[@3Guys1Video]

Wow

[@mariyuano007]

1:24 Leonardo whipping April XD

[@pixelfan2290]

I know lol

[@MiguelRodriguez-dk2ds]

@@pixelfan2290 a Leader, Smart Guy,Strong Guy & Party-Dude.

[@pacificgrim4661]

Parents: Our child must be having fun with his toys The child: 1:24

[@Ihateartichokes]

I didn’t even notice that until you brought it up😂😂😂

[@Jonathan-ww8yq]

Sorry I can't like your comment cuz it's at 69 likes so I'll leave this reply instead.

[@kenrickkahn]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 all these years I never noticed that 😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂

[@Idunno_fry]

Happy to be the 100th like

[@mostverticalproductions4808]

"What if we make a cosmic u-turn and end up back I Godzillaland?" "Funny right? Japan? Godzillaland?" His reaction always kills me.

[@DanielBMS]

That joke never made sense to me back then.

[@bryancoburn6523]

Nothing made me crave pizza more than the beginning of the second movie

[@gingeta5961]

I know exactly what you're talking about, the pizzas they had in the movie were killing me

[@micmcguire6803]

Yes!

[@chadd990]

ikr they don't make pizza today like they did in the early 90s Pizza culture just went out of style at some point. A lot of schools don't even have pizza day anymore. It's a sad cold world that we live in.

[@TUM_Toons]

And when the turtles play pizza football in April's apartment. I need the pizza.

[@101Volts]

@@chadd990 (I was born in 1991.) So, food quality's taken *quite* a downfall for profit? Figures... I wouldn't know; I don't order pizza, it's made at home, because I'm a bit "allergic" to wheat. Who knows what else is in the stuff. And as a footnote, all Non-Organic Almonds that I've tasted were horrible. It seems as though I need Organic Almonds if I want any iota of nice taste and integrity, or it's garbage.

[@diegofantin6012]

"this is the worst movie i ever see in my life" oh james, so young, so naive...

[@Keithustus]

"naif"? Do you mean naive?

[@diegofantin6012]

@@Keithustus jajaja sorry i need to practice grammar

[@quentinparhiala9415]

I agree Diego Fantin

[@j.d.t.5761]

@@GlamMetalUnderground I honestly can't see Frozen being a bad film. Just because something is overrated, doesn't mean it's bad.

[@j.d.t.5761]

@@GlamMetalUnderground Fair.

[@johnofonett8036]

I remember when the whole “AVGN vs Nostalgia Critic” War was going on. Those fights were hilarious. Doug and James were just having so much fun.

[@DragonHeart613]

James still going strong & making quality content to this day👍😃👍 Doug not so much👎😒👎

[@johnofonett8036]

DragonHeart613 Idk, I still like Doug’s content. Maybe that’s just me though, I can certainly see why a lot of people don’t like his stuff anymore. The content is certainly different from that of his glory days, implementing a lot more skits in his reviews, but I still like them.

[@danieleppley9341]

JohnOfOnett it might justtttt maybe be because of the staff he’s had and kept on board even when things came out about them. Just maybe.

[@opfryingpan9770]

@@danieleppley9341 What do you mean? I've heard of stuff like this but never had a full understanding of the situation.

[@juliagoodwin9510]

Those were the innocent days...

[@Aaron112234]

"Help I'm a turtle and I can't get up!" Kills me everytime when James starts laughing

[@SpikeJet2736]

I love the look of the woman's face at 16:16 after Donny says that line. She really does looks like she'd rather be anywhere else

[@ProtoMario]

What a great throw back to AVGN, the tape trying to escape, the tone, lol awesome.

[@proto7310]

Hey Friend....

[@XxPelluquin63xX]

But protoo..haha, I used to watch you all the time when I was alot younger :)

[@zombiewarrior88]

But Proto. It is not a tape. It is a VHS cassette

[@JackPorter]

@@zombiewarrior88 shut

[@zombiewarrior88]

@@JackPorter open

[@MrAdrenaline1982]

Even as a kid I hated TMNT 3. They should've done something more interesting with the time travel plot and/or brought back Shredder.

[@Heathboy420]

Gotta disagree. Turtles 1 was indeed a masterpiece.

[@nsasupporter7557]

I know right?! I said the samething after he said “it’s no masterpiece.” Yes it was!

[@silascraven]

A masterpiece? That's a new one

[@andykishore]

He could have elaborated more on that.

[@BeretBay]

So this is basically a Lost Episode for viewers like me who only got into the AVGN series through KZbin.

[@Ram-2112]

Yes

[@TheMMObro]

I had their app but it doesn't work anymore

[@lordsosa9383]

BerétBay fight me punk

[@CassandraPantaristi]

I remember back in 2009 when he was both on KZbin and Game Trailers.

[@RedBorsch]

@ BerétBay It was on Russian but with poor quality.

[@BrianS420]

I always liked to think that the kid, Yoshi, was an ancestor of Oroku Saki. And by them saving him, led to us getting Shredder.

[@Bauglir100]

Or, you know, he's the ancestor of Hamato Yoshi, Master Splinter's owner (who is sometimes also Master Splinter himself, depending on the adaptation).

[@nathanblevins5483]

Fun fact: the actor for Mikey really love this review he was in the Avon film

[@SamuelG2000]

* AVGN

[@loudmusickillsthepain648]

1:23 is April getting whipped?

[@chronyk743]

Hehehe boy

[@Southpoint2019]

Legendary I noticed it too so I decided to scroll the comments searching

[@Artictoc]

comon, we ALL did that back in the day... right?

[@matiasfpm]

YOLOOOOOOOOOO

[@tencents6]

Yes, and whoever did it isn't apologizing.

[@newchapter6521]

Did I just see Leonardo whipping a bent over April 'O'Neil? 🤦🏾‍♂️😅

[@stalhandske9649]

Yes. Yes You did. I only hope the footage is not from an action-figure ad of the time.

[@quentinparhiala9415]

Yes you did New Chapter

[@quentinparhiala9415]

@@stalhandske9649 your right about that

[@ekgbrolarekg1182]

I wonder where did he get that footage?

[@quentinparhiala9415]

@@ekgbrolarekg1182 So do I

[@deathbymybox]

In the "expecting the Adams family" bit, the woman on the right, is like 😕😠 16:07

[@jasontodd2607]

She's as confused at the joke as we are.

[@thema1998]

​@@jasontodd2607 I never noticed that until now! 😂

[@GameGenies]

"Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!" Was a popular thing to say in the early 90s because of the Life Alert commercials, and turtles can't flip themselves over from their backs. It's like the one joke that actually works, way better than the Adam's Family lol

[@ToonfieldAnimations]

It kinda didnt work because they are supposed to be Ninja turtles 😅

[@CassandraPantaristi]

People were still making that joke in the 2000s. 😂

[@Che_Yo]

Lots of turtles can actually flip themselves back over.

[@technicalmachine1671]

Where's the beef?

[@lilithjade4363]

i’m glad that i’m not the only one to come here to say that it’s definitely not the worst joke in the movie lol

[@albertogarcia2317]

I wish the TMNT had a Days of Future Past movie where Leo, Mikey, Raph, and Don prevent their past selves from using the scepter, and instead, the 8 of them battle Super Shredder and Krang even though Splinter may not help them.

[@ToonfieldAnimations]

Just watch turtles forever, that has multiverse turtles

[@NostalgiNorden]

"their past shelves"

[@oneboringanimeaccount1868]

@@NostalgiNorden get out

[@attackofthetheeyecreatures3472]

Or they go back in time to stop the plot of this movie from happening.

[@Fingerling2012]

Would also be cool if they made a movie kinda based on the animated episode shredderville

[@bensk85]

Calling splinter "roadkill" really made my night. Thank you for making me laugh, James.

[@TheLastPhoen1x]

"Leonardo whips April O'Neil" Wait, I dont remember posting my fanfiction on the internet...

[@thatonedinosaur6939]

*oh no*

[@officiallilsideshow]

Y E S

[@anthonylipira9526]

1:25 That moment is really memeable.

[@kidd_kudu847]

I knew I wasn't the only one that saw that

[@DOSkywalkR]

A 26-year old - wow, and now he's 40 😅 I feel old. (5 years younger than him)

[@steveafanador6441]

Time flys. I just turned 40 myself. Gets faster the older you get 😔

[@chrismeulen8108]

@@steveafanador6441 flies*

[@TheAceSpaceman]

I started watching AVGN when I was 17 or like so, I'm almost 29...lol

[@HOTD108_]

So are you saying that you're 21 or 35? Your comment is super vague.

[@GabrielAlcala956]

I started watching AVGN when I was 12. I am 85 years old now.

[@catsgonom]

This takes me back to middle school watching avgn rant about a movie that came out before I was born.

[@Psmgamer]

I remember seeing this as a kid in the theaters and walking out disappointed.

[@Muserschmitt]

Wow, had no idea Nerd episodes aired in theaters

[@atlsooner85]

Same, I was 8 years old, I had won sneak preview passes to see it early. Super sad.

[@DanielBMS]

I remember seeing it in theaters. At the part where Michelangelo climbs down from the ladder at the end of the movie, I remember thinking well I guess turtle craze is over.

[@litcrusaderboi12]

@@Muserschmitt i think they're talking about the ninja turtle movie,though that would be cool as heck.

[@dwartbg1]

@@Muserschmitt You beat me to it...

[@PhobiaSoft]

I was not around in the late 80's. But I was around in the early 90's and can confirm, Ninja Turtles were indeed still awesome.

[@JesusJohnson-g4d]

you know tokka and rahzar were also in the tv series

[@guyvizard549]

Smashing and slicing that VHS looks like the most cathartic thing ever.

[@matijatgaming]

Last time when i was early LJN still made diarrhea filled games

[@MisterGraa]

18:58 " I can re-edit it right now." Funny considering it took him thirteen years to re-edit the video for KZbin.

[@CassandraPantaristi]

I don't remember this review, it's been a long time. What scene did he have to re-edit?

[@SeboHyatt]

@@CassandraPantaristi The reference made is just a coincidence Graalock found funny. I think he condensed the two episodes into one and as you probably saw in the video they added a subtitle to the film so he put a message there to denote that.

[@CassandraPantaristi]

@@SeboHyatt Oh okay.

[@TheCrazierz]

@@CassandraPantaristi he's incorrect. James had issues with youtube over the clips so he simply edited it with still images instead.

[@TheCrazierz]

@@SeboHyatt incorrect. It used to be the actual clips and he has issues with youtube because of the clips, so he is using still images instead.

[@TheHexidecimal]

Fun fact: cowabunga was coined by the howdy doody show.

[@THEGREATMAX]

It's Howdy Doody Time MFs

[@chom6096]

this is why I love James Rolfe, because even over 10 years later. He's still making quality, consistent content, and he still cares about his older video enough to pick them up again, and give them a touch up. Truly one of the best film makers in history.

[@mantrox]

It's not him reediting this, lol.

[@wariolandgoldpiramid]

But this is old content.

[@sergiowinter5383]

Reposting content in this case

[@wolfetteplays8894]

Yep

[@ShelfWarmer]

Can't wait for Star Wars: Still Frame Edition

[@ajcroteau0928]

I love the Army of Darkness poster in the background. Bruce Campbell came to Austin, TX at the paramount where i got to meet him, what an awesome guy :)

[@opaljk4835]

That’s the turtles 3 of the evil dead series. Except 1000 times more fun and memorable for the right reasons

[@brutal722]

The poster for army of darkness is a better movie than tmnt3

[@captainobvious9233]

21:42 slow motion - you can see the VHS tape is replaced with one already cut just before the sword hits it :D

[@samzilla567]

For James at this point, 1993 was only 14 years ago for him. He was 26 at this point. I hate getting old.

[@faurier]

Really hurts man

[@meursault7030]

I'm 27. Thanks for making me feel young, I've been really wigging out about aging and mortality recently.

[@LetsGoGetThem]

@@meursault7030 Same but I am 23

[@TheCameraBro]

Starting to get there myself with 3 months away from being 21. I’ve been watching James since I was a young kid... crazy how the time goes by

[@UncannySwan]

I'm only 21 :)

[@MechaKaito]

Ah, I remember back in the day, they used stars to rate videos on KZbin

[@GrimmShadowsII]

@Better Than You In Every Way Also as far as I can tell thumbing down a comment does nothing now, it used to lower the number next to the thumbs up.

[@SJ-ig1jc]

Jokes aside, remember how delicious the donuts looked in Turtles 2?

[@SuperPeterok]

straight up! Go Ninja go Ninja go

[@chesspunk489]

Num Nums?

[@MiguelRodriguez-dk2ds]

@@SuperPeterok You are not Vanilla Ice.

[@SuperPeterok]

@@MiguelRodriguez-dk2ds wow

[@n.b.l.5709]

.... Pizza!!!! Lol

[@KaiRubix]

19:20 in Batman vs TMNT I like how they continue the tradition of a stoic leader "making a funny" at the end of the movie, having batman say "It's Pizza Time"

[@bunnyfreakz]

Turtles in Samurai armor is badass though.

[@youtubeistryingtocensorme]

Tmnt 2012 did it better

[@MannyKunV]

1:24 this is one of those "WAIT A MINUTE" moment that i saw and didnt register in my mind till way after. i lawled so hard xD

[@williamho2940]

It's kind of strange that they didn't throw in Shredder's ancestor

[@CassandraPantaristi]

That samurai dude probably was...

[@retrogamelover2012]

Kind of a shame that they didn't maybe hint, that the samurai villain in this movie, might've actually been his ancestor. Could even do something where the turtles messing about in the past, somehow managed to plant whatever proverbial seed that started the Foot Clan, like some pre-destined paradox thing.

[@vanderful2397]

@@retrogamelover2012 I just watched Back to the future trilogy again, so I'm with you 100%

[@Hinatachan360]

I also wondered if little Yoshi was an ancestor of Hamato Yoshi. That was never hinted at either. 🤷

[@Buttington_Headerson]

@@vanderful2397 love those movies

[@FredHerbert999]

3:48 did u just call a wolf a "woof"?

[@Gilby1385]

I think it's part of his dialect.

[@carnivorehitman]

@@Gilby1385 this. Some US dialects say "woof" instead of wolf.

[@Che_Yo]

@Scratchy yes

[@THEGREATMAX]

Chicago accent

[@kenrickkahn]

That Eastern US Accent..

[@MqBuffon]

16:08 Now i know where that TMNT reference in the Fester's Quest episode came from.

[@goatgod2009]

I think TMNT III rivals the artistry of Kurosawa's Seven Samurai.

[@frenchtoast4365]

No way!

[@konvan28]

Agreed.

[@chzzyg2698]

You take that back...

[@Bloodfont89]

It's Ran for the children.

[@brilianairlangga1408]

NO

[@anthonyvo1963]

21:22 Angry Movie Nerd destroys the TMNT III VHS tape with slash with a sword

[@kevinsargent]

I barely remember the 3rd movie and I'm fine with that.

[@precoius]

Yep. I think that’s how we all feel.

[@thecobra6150]

I remember it well, keeps me awake at night 😞

[@lupomagnotto8306]

Secret of the ooze was by far the most memorable to me.

[@leecroft1983]

Much like Robocop 3

[@engetsu75]

Raph's smug smirk after the sleezeball line is hilarious.

[@powerpc127]

1:23 Why is a bent over April O'Neill getting whipped by Leo while Krang watches in ecstasy?

[@y2jjerichoy2js]

To think James Rolfe is Middle Aged now ! I remember discovering this guy when I was a just like 15 or 16 I’m 27 now! Crazy .

[@CassandraPantaristi]

I was watching him all the way back in 2006 when I was 12, I'll be 26 in December.

[@tysoniswolfed]

y2jjerichoy2js I'm going to be 27 next month

[@officiallilsideshow]

I'm 22 now.

[@LuisLEONFC73]

Been watching since 2006, was 14 back then.

[@tysoniswolfed]

@@LuisLEONFC73 and now your 28

[@breezingby2611]

“You were expecting maybe the Addams Family?” - Donatello

[@halfhawk718]

Worst joke ever made.

[@JamesPlaysGames95]

Makes sense why he says "expecting the ninja turtles" on his Addams family review

[@dorothymartinez2592]

It's a terrible joke for a reason because the director thinks it's funny witch it isn't

[@Dimon12321]

Funny fact, James made a reference to this joke in his AVGN's Fester's Quest episode.

[@Silverstar_]

@@dorothymartinez2592 *which

[@godkingdoom]

One of my favourite Cinemasscre videos beginning to end. I think it highlights everything I love about James’ classic videos

[@VIDEOSTUDIOS]

The “hammer time” joke in the film is so bad but so perfect at the same time

[@3bebo376]

STOP! hammer time

[@Super_Suchi]

AVGN's reaction makes it so funny though

[@reviathan3524]

Man, James was 26 when he made this.

[@I_HATE_CAT_VIDEOS]

Umm okay Reviathan, I’m not sure what you want me to do about it?

[@reviathan3524]

@@I_HATE_CAT_VIDEOS I want to say that looking back at his age when he made AVGN to the present time when he is 40, it's impressive that he's still doing this.

[@3Guys1Video]

I love the absolute quickness of him slapping the vhs back into the case before it falls out

[@PapunaOfficial]

cant believe they made him delete original vid for a few min footage of garbage

[@rodrigopadilha5682]

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[@yaboipele34]

There is a part 4! The CGI TMNT movie happens in the same continuity

[@heisenberg6690]

16:01 Ralph looks high as a cloud

[@ChocoAlmond]

21:02 HE SAID IT! HE SAID THE THING!

[@brandonnetwork]

The beginning, when he slaps the tape back into the box as it slipped out. That’s hilarious. I can’t even tell if that was intentional or not

[@mariopcastillo]

18:40 was also used in The Little Rascals movie when Alfalfa fell off the cliff.

[@DariusSinclair]

I think everyone liked the last bad joke because it was like Urkel.

[@umiami80]

I love that James can’t say Wolf, he says “Woof” like a 2 year old. Adorable.

[@DadaPoopoo]

And Superintendo.

[@tomgnyc]

Ironically, his last name is Rolfe.

[@MiniWeskr]

That the Jersey accent.

[@shadowpoet4398]

12:45 Michaelangelo is EVERYBODY'S favorite lol He's the stoner surfer dude

[@GamerJP30]

Mines Leonardo...

[@sewnshut1216]

"Help, I'm a turtle and I can't get up", was literally the only thing I can remember liking about the whole film

[@alternity28]

21:56 The NES 1 game victory music. James didn't disappoint!

[@SalvableRuin]

I can't believe this launched the same year as Jurassic Park.

[@michelmartens6282]

I remember being extremely confused as a kid about this movie

[@attackofthetheeyecreatures3472]

I never even watched it since the commercials looked like trash.

[@Gogeta2501]

Same 1 & 2 are so fun and rewatchable 3 was just ehhh

[@chesspunk489]

It's ok to be attracted to Casey Jones. You shouldn't feel ashamed about it.

[@monstermash1571]

Wow, this is such a time capsule!! A surprise to be sure, but welcome one.

[@TotalGore]

"I swallowed a frog, I hope it wasn't an ancestor." and with that, the Battletoads never existed. I know this is a dumb joke

[@berniethekiwidragon4382]

If he thinks a frog may have been his ancestor, then it just might be so, for his logical process to be so messed up.

[@bce.gatien]

20:43, you can see the moving image behind the still image

[@shenloken2]

14:05 - Leo’s derp face here (among other cheesy Turtle mugs throughout the film) sums up TMNT III pretty accurately I gotta say.

[@Will-eh6xe]

So true

[@jaycerrito3142]

I'm surprised the terrible designs of the turtles in TMNT 3 aren't used as memes

[@brandonspain12345]

He looks like he's about to make a trollface 🤣

[@gabdraws7003]

"Remember Nerd, I'm still real, in your memories..."

[@DoubleDragonGaming]

This turtles 3 review is so beautifully hilarious I can't stop laughing lol. Younger James was so fkn funny

[@SuperPeterok]

he's still funny

[@robd1329]

This was funny

[@cooljayx9829]

@@SuperPeterok😊 I 😊

[@cooljayx9829]

@@SuperPeterok🎉tr😅

[@gia257]

"I cant tell one rat from another" thats ratcist

[@juliagoodwin9510]

*ding!*

[@somerandofromoregon]

@@juliagoodwin9510 Okay, Jeremy. lol

[@thelegendinhisownmind7038]

Polsdofer: 2020 is the year for RATcism. Get it? Cause they're rats? That was part of the joke. Not entirely but partially. Just wanted you to know. 😊

[@CassandraPantaristi]

So if other animals had human sentience and they said "I can't tell one human from another", does that make it humanist? 🤔

[@gia257]

@@CassandraPantaristi no, they would be empowered also, animals are able to tell one human from another

[@geroldgrimel4811]

James cut that VHS just like he re-cut the falling scene. Maybe that's why he became a film maker; So he can avenge his childhood by fixing this movie.

[@TeamLegacyFTW]

He's a film maker now?🤔

[@geroldgrimel4811]

@@TeamLegacyFTW Technically, yes. He made the AVGN movie. I think most of what he does on youtube also could be called 'film making'.

[@drillo4707]

@@geroldgrimel4811 He's made many, many movies ever since 1989.

[@ozmond]

I’d love to see an Angry Movie Nerd series. Knowing that James’ true passion is film, I could see him being able to make that personal connection to the reviews like the early set of AVGN episodes. Not that I have a problem with the “newer” ones, I absolutely everything James puts out, I just think it would be cool to the the Nerd character in the rental store making videos like this.

[@SkywalkerSam64]

Watch _Rental Reviews_

[@LooneyCartoonMan]

But this was the only Angry Movie Nerf Episode which is where the Angry Video Game Nerd reviews movies and the only movie he has ever reviewed was Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 3.

[@msw0322]

@@LooneyCartoonMan Actually he later reviewed an obscure Rocky parody movie called Ricky 1. He did it as the nerd as a response to the Nostalgia Critic in 2008. It was part of a satirical feud they had going on back then.

[@edowelm]

I still remember how I saw episode like 10 years ago more or less. I never though the AVGN would still be around 10 years from then and I never though when I saw that episode than I would become a big fan of his work. I'm glad both things happened and I hope it goes on for as long as it can because from the start until now James is one of the best KZbinrs in all of KZbin and someone really important in the history of the platform. Thanks for all of the years of amazing content~

[@lonewrestling]

I'll drink to that ( drinks apple juice)

[@jerelminter]

This is already over 10 years old, more like 13 years ago.

[@edowelm]

@@jerelminter I know. I didn't start watching him when he started sadly =(

[@darthdonkulous1810]

I only found James about 5 years ago. Gutted that I wasn't watching a lot earlier! Still, at least I found him and his amazing content. For me, the man has to be the best yputuber of them all. He's been cr sting original and new content for 15+ years. That is incredible!

[@kenrickkahn]

Found him in 2009 and been a fan every since..

[@jadedheartsz]

@@kenrickkahn I found him in like 2007 I think

[@Khether0001]

Hearing Tarzan Boy at the end of the movie was still the only thing I remember for all these years!

[@83jbbentley]

I remember going to the video store and having decide between that and renting Megaman 3... I wish I would have rented mega mans..

[@arthursnyder6935]

Now there's Legacy Collections of the classic, X, and Zero/ZX series on PS4, Xbox, and, Switch