Bible Games - Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN)

It's Christmas, so the Nerd sees how bad a number of unlicensed religious-themed games were on both the NES and SNES, including Super 3D Noah's Ark - a game built on the same game engine as Wolfenstein 3D. This is Angry Video Game Nerd Episode 17.
This Christmas, let the Nerd remind you of the Christmas spirit by throwing Baby Moses down the Nile. If you think that's weird, just hop on Noah's Ark, where you can shoot an army of goats with sleeping pills from a slingshot. That's right folks, there's nothing holy about these Bible-based boatloads of sacrilege.
Released in 1991 by Wisdom Tree, Bible Adventures was a game that was so poorly put together that it wasn't even sold at major video game retailers. The same could be said for their next title, Bible Buffet, a game as baffling as its title would suggest. And rounding out the trilogy is Super Noah's Ark 3D, a blatant, kid-friendly knockoff of Wolfenstein 3D that was released in 1994. It's so bad that it wasn't even officially licensed by Nintendo!
Games this bad shouldn't be legal, so prepare yourself for the terror that awaits you in this episode. This just might by the Christmas that kills the Nerd! So grab your strongest cup of eggnog, because this is going to be a long one.
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[@pikachuofarctic]

“Noah, man. Nobody fucks with him. Not even Chuck Norris.” Oh yea, this is 2006.

[@sky-sx5gt]

Lol

[@michaelbread5906]

Christ those Chuck Norris "jokes" were so bad. What were we thinking?

[@stefanandrejevic2570]

@@michaelbread5906 at least they were better than the *"WhEn ThE iMPOsTer Is SuS!!!!!1"* or whatever we have now...

[@IEatSignificantAmountsOfAss]

@@stefanandrejevic2570 If I hear sus one more time, I'm going to scream.

[@loganhedger3460]

Sus

[@pablozc9452]

the re-watch value of AVGN is unique.

[@allisafu]

Right? they're still funny af

[@brendonhalverson5178]

JonTron has great rewatch value as well.

[@yourfavoritegames4971]

Brendon Halverson I make it a monthly routine to re watch Jon Tron stuff

[@setsers1]

Amen ☺️

[@Brujo89]

Yep

[@aidanredding8058]

"See you in 2007" That is so weird to hear

[@VentustheWayfinder]

So long ago my friend 💔😭

[@Tendo641]

Some of the viewers watching this video might not even have been around in 2007.

[@zetafish7347]

2007 is the literal year I was born

[@szarykruk4753]

@@zetafish7347 I had 2 years in 2007

[@jackdaniel3135]

I’m starting to feel really old because there are people who can’t even remember what 2007 was like.

[@jdalbiac]

7:08 “that’s disgusting, I apologise” LOL the idea that the Nerd has some kind of standards

[@johnnyg4mer764]

AVGN's spirit briefly left James' body.

[@zakarybarter4845]

i mean it was kind of dark

[@SharkyMcSnarkface]

Professionals have STANDARDS

[@Ohflipsnap]

Every man has his limits, but not too many are willing to acknowledge when they've gone too far.

[@Concerned_Custodian]

@@Ohflipsnap I feel called out

[@thewanderinginternetwizard4361]

2006....goddamn where have the years gone?

[@SonicSammich]

Noah took them away.

[@EdmacZ]

+Maclin Wiley I know...It still feels like yesterday. I guess the AVGN is officially timeless.

[@MGPytb]

up yo ass!!!!!

[@MGPytb]

jk, love ya

[@andykishore]

Time took them away, actually.

[@ArztMerkwurdigliebe]

"It's the Book of Genesis, on the Sega Genesis. And the soundtrack is Genesis." I really wish you weren't making that up...

[@ikagura]

that music could be in a Sega CD game

[@campfortson4387]

Holy shit foxtrot is the best album ever.

[@ajskylesbroflovski2250]

What was that song?

[@SmokeyJ628]

Invisible Touch was the song he played.

[@MoonlightMirage]

Wait so it isn’t real? I’ve been living a lie :(

[@williamjeffery9653]

So considering that DOOM and Wolfenstein have been rebooted into new franchises, when are we going to get our modern Noah's Ark 3D remake?

[@Chaos89P]

Well, it's on Steam.

[@FunBoysGaming]

Ummm.... it's been on Steam for a while now. I own it.

[@sneakysnake7695]

@@Chaos89P does it work with the Brutal Doom mod?

[@Chaos89P]

@@sneakysnake7695 No clue.

[@jackson2531]

@Gold Star Gaming, it is on Steam, but it's just a remaster of the original game.

[@seajay9459]

"I didn't forget him, I just didn't want him." I snortlaughed so hard.

[@norskspilldub4778]

The best line in the entire video

[@hobomike6935]

the line my biological parents gave me when I finally discovered I was adopted and tracked them down as an adult

[@generalrubbish9513]

Post-natal abortion

[@Darxcalibur777]

Bible games are these type of game Ned Flanders would get for his sons

[@Bauglir100]

Until they're in high school. Then he'll introduce them to the greatest Bible game of them all: DOOM.

[@TheDogsRise]

Jonathan Szuhai * then hell show

[@justinjolly3144]

Anti Hero like binding of issac

[@90bats]

+Anti Hero Yes :) The Simpsons should've made this joke long ago lol

[@Tailikku1]

They did when Bart found a Bible-themed FPS edutainment game at the Flanders' house. The Wiki even points out that this is a nod to Bible Adventures and Super Noah's Ark 3D

[@elephantofdoom]

Does anyone else find it ironic that a game meant to teach kids about morality cheated its way onto a system by braking the rules?

[@kahe4237]

yeh

[@Gaminggod1997BAGR]

The Elephant of Doom Good point

[@antsohio1208]

You're fucking profile pick made me fucking slap my computer screen

[@jameslshelton]

Adam Winslett me too

[@davemarx7856]

The Elephant of Doom Moses supposes his toeses is roses but Nintendo said NO!!

[@michaelsky2701]

"That's disgusting. I apologize." I can't recall any AVGN episode that Nerd apologized for anything. Not sure, but I really haven't.

[@DarkMirria1]

I think I recal him doing it in another couple episodes.

[@mattking9220]

He also did it in Indiana Jones after saying "buffalo shizz"

[@mort3official404]

When he keeps accidentally hitting the guy from behind the couch in the battletoads 2 player, he kind of does.

[@willofthewater]

The best part of that line is how he leaves a sizable pause between saying the dead baby thing and apologising.

[@jessebeam4186]

@@mattking9220 lol that's so atrocious

[@FreshOJ21]

It`s a tradition to watch Christmas AVGN episodes around the holidays!

[@s.lenderjay8607]

A tradition I'll do for years to come

[@VidyaBros1]

Exactly what I'm doing! I start my December every year rewatching Erased which is such a great anime, and also rewatching Christmas themed AVGN episodes, and also a terrible animated Christmas movie called The Christmas Tree.

[@s.lenderjay8607]

@@VidyaBros1 nostalgia critics video on it?

[@someguy9070]

@@s.lenderjay8607 for me yes there are a few Nostalgia Critic videos too on that playlist. We start with the critic and end with the nerd. Also gotta have some Scott The Woz in there too!

[@quinn799]

See you in 2007!

[@AlienMyth64]

"he's gonna go home and eat chicken and rice"?

[@robertcummings2445]

well yeah he just started making these videos so he was on budget :P

[@AlienMyth64]

lol i suppose. i just thought it was so random. the nerd is pretty much always at his home. and chicken and rice is pretty healthy... i feel like Kyle Justin would've cooked the nerd some chicken and rice for christmas ^-^

[@wheatleythebrick2276]

AlienMyth64 lol wat

[@manformerlypigbukkit]

AlienMyth64 ehhhh... it depends where you get it..

[@DualityDustman]

He was trying to rhyme.

[@Dcc357]

Bruce Lee's relative from Hong Kong 97 may find Noah a challenge to fight...

[@rorysnow7937]

You don't FUCK with CHIN!!!!

[@TrollBreaker]

+Enclave Commander NO.3-117 I fuck with my chin chin.

[@Lobsterwithinternet]

But the real question is what happens when Master Joe, John Wayne's half-cousin's step son, shows up??

[@bonelesscommunism4031]

Dcc357 Jann lee couldn't even beat Noah

[@aidanredding8058]

His name is Chin you uncultured swine

[@youtubesucks69420]

For those still watching all these years later, You might be shocked to find out that Wisdom Tree are still around.

[@AnoNymous-gn6tl]

...How? Why? 🤔

[@crashjayoo6]

They mainly licensed their games out

[@Niagaranobs]

What are they doing now?

[@andykishore]

I need to know more.

[@glauco_rocha]

the nerd narrating the replay of the lion getting clobbered and the squirrel hitting itself with an accorn is just pure comedic gold to me

[@wert2345]

'Flight to Egypt': it's bad - AVGN

[@Enceladeans]

+Master Xehanort And French plane. Truly, AVGN is a prophet.

[@nicholaslienandjaja1815]

And he ends up playing it anyway

[@ShadowZeroXZ]

Jojo approved that.

[@puke.1393]

This episode is so comfy. A true Christmas classic.

[@DADVIDS]

Makes me want some chicken and rice

[@thema1998]

​@@DADVIDS If only I had gotten some chicken and rice for dinner! 😆

[@posingnobody]

“He’s gonna go home and eat chicken n rice” this man deserves a grammy

[@storingjazzinmycheeksforth5319]

only realised how old this video was when he made the chuck norris joke

[@IAyala1010]

"See you in the year 2007." I think we're well beyond that year, AVGN.

[@TheGamingToast]

Almost 10 years beyond.

[@Princess0rangejuice]

this came out in 2006

[@theblindwitness3023]

next year is 2017

[@adamlooze99]

+Chris obviously not

[@supermel1848]

See you in 2018

[@FresnoCA93727]

10 years later, we still enjoy these videos.

[@limitlesslimit1414]

FresnoCA93727 10 more years and we will still love them

[@DavidGarcia-sv4fn]

13...

[@adamuzumaki98]

@@DavidGarcia-sv4fn Even 2019. I love this episode.

[@andreatoppi5627]

@@adamuzumaki98 2020

[@biagi7416]

2022 baby

[@Omar_E11]

"Noah, man. Nobody fucks with him. Not even Chuck Norris." God, that sentence is straight out of 2006. lol

[@Cloud-rx8zl]

There's no way this episode is about to turn 17 years old in just a few hours...

[@RandumbDoomer]

Oh no, guys... Super Noah's Ark 3D is coming to Steam. I'm NOT kidding.

[@fatharlaus6923]

***** Looks like more games to buy.

[@SkyrimTheBoss]

***** It isnt a joke !

[@WarioWill]

WHAT?!?!?!!??!?!

[@fatharlaus6923]

MLG MicroView You Owe me a copy.

[@wildgoosespeeder]

***** Almost 50 positive reviews. WTF?!

[@BryceSunnyTalks]

Every December, I randomly remember that all the of the AVGN Christmas episodes exist and I decide to binge a bunch of them late at night while sitting next to the Christmas tree. It just feels right for some reason.

[@blood5573]

This was peak AVGN. I miss this level of soul.

[@ChosenMii]

A fun fact. “The AVGN is Here” is actually older than the AVGN Theme (Not the ANN Theme)

[@Venisor21]

I'm guessing the snakes that were on the trees went extinct since Noah didn't put them in the arc.

[@evxdaddy]

pretty much huh lol

[@wesleyvanpelt7159]

hahaha😅

[@cinnamonflavord]

but you forgot baby moses

[@erikm12]

Maybe they were water snakes?

[@101Volts]

TBH, there are more stages of gathering animals than those in that segment. I played it enough to find out.

[@leafyfeathers]

This is a part of my Christmas tradition

[@robertgleeson7619]

Surfing Pikachu 14 ditto :)

[@WILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLU]

triddo

[@MagicMaster667]

Every december: _"It's time for another sacrileligious christmas f*ckfest!"_ :D (Tge line's not from this episode. But I always go through Bible Games 1-3 + Winter Games while am at it, every year.)

[@VikingPoodle]

Same here. Every year!

[@EEEBOXING]

Truly amazing that James has been on this site since the beginning of KZbin and is still a icon solute to the G.O.A.T. of gaming reviews

[@BQD_Central]

One of the very few people that made a long term gig out of his initial spark. Might be more formulaic these days, but that's way better then it just burning to the ground. I don't know ANY KZbin from 2006 that is still on this platform AND still succesful. Maybe companies, sure, but single youtubers? Only AVGN as far as I know.

[@dfg5975]

"I didn't forget him, I just didn't want em." Avgn 2006.

[@mc-ps-playa5569]

DOOM is the best bible game.

[@BrigitteMain33]

Lets see: You kill demons in the hell...yes...is the most christian game in all time!!!

[@Toxin_Glitch]

I will kill all demons in Hell _for the lord_

[@Megatron-yg6kp]

Damn right.

[@AllGamingStarred]

OT god said to go to war NT god said kill no more But in DOOM, we carry swords to catch the blood from the screaming hordes

[@thegentlemanwiththemustach1087]

And yet Christians are offended just because it has imagery. It's not like you're playing as a demon!

[@lucascunningham6235]

Noah From Noah's Ark For Smash DLC

[@Bauglir100]

Lucas Cunningham WHICH Noah's Ark?

[@BeepYoutube]

+Jonathan Szuhai .....yes

[@Bauglir100]

+WolfGamer [fires fruit from my slingshot, sending it flying into WolfGamer's face.] Friggin' smartass...

[@BeepYoutube]

***** *It glitches right through me* is this the nerd in me, or is that TFS?

[@enzoqueijao]

+Lucas Cunningham muds

[@mittens1509]

8:40 so for years I've done the high pitched "Sheepy sheepy sheepeh!" Whenever I was hunting for something in a game, be it a material, a creature or another player. (Including playing as Jason in the Friday the 13th game) and I forgot where I heard it from but I just kept doing it here and there.... I finally remember lol

[@diegoislalopez]

"See you in 2007". How I wish to go back.

[@skylined5534]

With you there dude.

[@RichieRickyWiiSports]

I was 6 in 2007

[@BQD_Central]

Then I'm broke as F again, I refuse.

[@mysthic_ds5185]

@@RichieRickyWiiSports I was 4

[@qunt100]

Yes. Before the internet and technology really took off, and now it seems like everyone is a hypersensitive twitter extremist.

[@TheRaccooning]

Olaf the Snowman was a rip off of the Guitar guy Come on Disney, that's uncool

[@justingochioco1121]

Your just joking dude.

[@AppleOfThineEye]

Justin Gochioco says elsa the bitch

[@justingochioco1121]

you know she is the Sub-zero of the disney princess. She just needs that spine rip to complete her aresnal.

[@TheRaccooning]

"wah my ice magic is scary I'm going to cry in my room for 14+ years and ignore my only sister"

[@justingochioco1121]

You know Elsa was trying to protect her sister Anna when she ran off on her own. Plus in the end it has their love that thawed a frozen heart. Which was new since it was another girl that saved Anna and not Kristoff.

[@rhubarbman2425]

I love it when he starts flight to Egypt, and says it's bad and goes to the next game

[@samsquanch1996]

"It's the Book of Genesis on Sega Genesis, and the soundtrack is Genesis." LMFAO I'd do anything to play that xD

[@setsers1]

Saaame

[@NathanTagalong]

I love how much he can't get over Noah lifting the animals. Makes me laugh every time.

[@elffy66]

Player 1 : ASSSSSSSS

[@heathergoodpasture9891]

Kimmeh Boo Boo Player 2: SSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTT

[@personguy6904]

Pickle.

[@JaggedBird]

Milk bone gaming player 3: FUCK

[@Dcfan200]

FUCKKKKKKKKKK!

[@suhdongbin8248]

It is 10 years since this episode....

[@JM23007]

Suh Dongbin makes me feel so weird that I was 10 when I started watching this guy...

[@Proclifo]

I still watch it every Christmas. It's become a tradition for me.

[@earthnativefarms8804]

Suh Dongbin it is one years since this comment.

[@TheSvikja]

13 now

[@HendogYT]

14, but it will be 15 11 months from now

[@Groypette]

13:13 so you could say that Eve had the “Invisible touch”?

[@robo_rabbit]

She was an "Easy Lover".

[@johnt.campbell316]

Out... Both of you.

[@AllAmericanWoman1390]

Classic AVGN episodes. tradition to come here and watch these every Christmas season.

[@QuintetMagician]

5/10 needs more baby moses

[@jaxmoreno9282]

needs more super noah

[@jamessharp8391]

5/10 forgot baby moses

[@jacefiore6203]

KoolDude 1337 5/10 needs with veggietales

[@yaboidustin2447]

Archer Bennington needs more Ass

[@Germano111]

Kill all the babies

[@junior214223]

No matter how many times I watch this, I'm always amazed by how he gets all of the questions wrong at 12:00

[@__m-a-x__]

I swear AVGN is endlessly watchable. Not sure why. I guess it’s just timeless.

[@paulmueller1520]

People talk about classic holiday movies and TV specials they revisit year after year. The old Christmas nerd videos have become my Christmas classics

[@thema1998]

Same here! 🎅👍

[@torkelsvenson6411]

Same! At least up to 12 days of shitsmas

[@Ally-643]

Same here

[@YungGemini]

7 solid years later..

[@junior214223]

11:55 I'm always surprised how he got all of those questions wrong

[@sachinvenugopal6926]

I love the squirrel knocking lion out 😂

[@sky-sx5gt]

Lol that was the best part

[@samsquanch1996]

hard to believe this was almost 10 years ago! feels like yesterday

[@Corthmic]

tyro6743 "Almost"

[@mansonitefrank8887]

yep AVGN for fucking life!!!

[@TheBigDynamo]

I feel you bro it feels like the avgn episodes were all in somewhere around 2012 and 2013 but this review is all the way in 2006. I remember discovered the Avgn in 2007

[@Schimnesthai]

13:07 "Let's take a look at "The Book of Genesis" for the Sega Genesis, and the soundtrack... Is Genesis!" lol

[@Koujin4]

I always come back to the AVGN Christmas specials every December. They were always some of my personal favourite videos on here.

[@MasterSparkZe]

Me too, these videos are time-less ^~^

[@chibi3593]

Same here

[@knietieflinux]

Here we go again

[@RemasteredStudios]

same here

[@Saintnick90]

The squirrel got raptured.

[@MoonlightMirage]

"Published on Dec 25, 2006" It's been so long already ... 12 years since Bible Games happened?!

[@setsers1]

YYYYEP!!

[@gracjanszmyt1442]

Nearly 14 years now

[@cheneethompson5756]

Looks like it'll be a quarantine Christmas this year Heck, I never leave the house on Christmas day! Any chores I do, I do the day before

[@junior214223]

Nearly 15 years later, and this video is still enjoyable

[@VarxenCore9]

0:12 i came here for the old thumbnail

[@georgegillen5688]

I didn't stop laughing at the lion and the squirrel.

[@TechnicolorBunny]

HAHA me too, I came to re-watch this video just to watch that part

[@RyanSellman1]

They should've released it on the Genesis so Noah could've benefited from the "blast processing".

[@jordanholstein8023]

And his story takes place in the book of Genesis.

[@Bauglir100]

RyanSellman1 They did.

[@HawaiianKong]

It's December 16th, 2023 and I'm watching this while pooping

[@lalihowoop6691]

8:30 they are so adorable!

[@FernieCanto]

It's a good thing that the 6th commandment reads "You shall not steal.... unless you're making shitty unauthorised Bible games, THEN it's okay to break the rules and steal ideas".

[@MakusinMeringue]

Kek

[@damightybenstein]

That was the 8th commandment.

[@mellowandjello]

lmao I remember watching this back in middle school, that was over 8 years ago. This is a total classic and timeless.

[@mrJalisco70]

Hell yeah! those were the days

[@DarkMirria1]

Not as old as the people who were in Jr High when this came out.

[@Kennephone]

This video is now older than the games he's reviewing were back then.

[@podojun]

🤯🤯

[@healthandsurvival4461]

"I didn't forget him, I just don't want him!" 😂

[@blondorphanboy3874]

next Christmas, this video will be 10 years old.

[@tylerwaalen6963]

chin would fuck with noah

[@kostarossides5062]

KILL THE 1.2 BILLION UGLY FUCKIN REDS

[@tick2.061]

KILL THE 1.2 BILLION FUCKIN ANIMALS.

[@tick2.061]

KILL THE 1.2 BILLION FUCKIN ANIMALS.

[@rexy1085]

chin won't last very long...

[@Lobsterwithinternet]

But what happens when Master Joe, John Wayne's half-cousin's step son, shows up?

[@leONBRAVE]

Back for Christmas 2023 🎄

[@lucasgaudio3720]

THIS VIDEO IS 15 YEARS OLD?? I cannoy believe its been so long since i watched it as a kid

[@Spartan122S]

Good work, but you forgot Baby Moses Edit: wow what a crap ton of likes!!!

[@sansyfresh777]

no he didnt

[@YannYann12345]

+Sansy Fresh it was a joke :/

[@Kola25_97]

Nice Terry profile pic you got there.

[@shialabeef106]

I didn't forget him I just didn't WANT him.

[@g-netic2120]

😂😂😂

[@lennyfaceg3tr3kt]

i tried to carry a lion and i punched him in the nuts now he ate me i'm inside of him PLEASE HELP

[@lennyfaceg3tr3kt]

***** i'm still alive! the lion spat me out because i pissed my pants but i woke up in Africa and now i'm surviving here!

[@lennyfaceg3tr3kt]

***** also i'm calling a rescue chopper now XD

[@Bauglir100]

Lenny Face Still a better love story than...that one book with the sparkly Cedric Diggory in it.

[@majabest171]

Lenny Face Reminds me of "Man punches lion and tickles his nuts".

[@lennyfaceg3tr3kt]

BurnH34l 's never heard of it but it sounds like furry porn material

[@realdrnobody]

8:06 Haha! I love the analytical replay!

[@LachnLoad87]

That was the most epic moment in gaming

[@weridplusho]

Still one of my favorite videos from AVGN thanks to: the catchy Christmas jingle, the terrible bible games, the hilarious game mechanics and sounds, and iconic quotes.

[@DarkAndTriumphant]

10 years ago. Jeebus.

[@ghostsharklegs6687]

I love how there's only six animals on the checklist.

[@Kodaigon72]

8:23 I just needed a replay of AVGN saying “Dumb $hit”

[@Proclifo]

I watch these episodes every Christmas.

[@ScaryStoriesAt2AM]

Same. So nostalgic, brings back a lot of memories. Merry Christmas!

[@qjones7298]

For some reason this episode makes me feel really relaxed

[@qjones7298]

AVGN from 2006-2010 really relaxes me

[@neutralnarration1463]

it's the neurosis you're crazy

[@BaronVonPurp]

"See you in 2007!" I wish...:c i miss those days.

[@UnfamiliarEyes]

Pippi LongStocking when she sees Noah: “finally, a worthy opponent. Our battle will be legendary!”

[@SomeRandomDevOpsGuy]

6:29 Baby Moses is definitely flipping us all off there

[@Lofi.z34]

I'm a Christian. Honestly, I don't blame anyone for not liking these games. They're cheesier than the quesadilla I ate today, and that thing was freakin cheesy. I mean, my hand got tangeld in the stuff. It was horrible.

[@calebwei9687]

try asking for a pizza with as much cheese as the boss allowes

[@nintendozilla9843]

HAHAHA!

[@nessi4933]

I'm gonna watch all the Christmas specials again today. Wish me luck.

[@ryancxx]

I do it every year. It's a weird tradition but I still love it

[@neutralnarration1463]

luck with what? not rolling on your back like a turtle with no one to help?

[@waytogoefro208]

This is, by far, the oldest video I've been recommended by the algorithm. Helps that I'm subbed to avgn, but so wild to see "15 years ago" as the upload date

[@lukestager8953]

Watching the Mandalorian in 2019 and hearing people say, "Baby Yoda" all the time constantly reminds me of this episode. I can't stop saying Baby Yoda. Baby Yoda, baby Yoda.

[@heinzdoofenshmirtz8643]

Baby Yoda.

[@kwc0435]

Baby moses vs baby yoda smackdown

[@WillEatForFood]

It makes me wonder...have they made any recent unlicensed biblical games on the xbox 360 or PS3?

[@TheGame2224]

Internet Anarchist™ PS2 had a Bible Game.

[@Tucher97]

does the game have any effort put into it like these games have almost no effort and unlicensed

[@erase4473]

Tucher97 super noahs ark 3D is licensed i bought it on steam twice.

[@joaovictor3312]

Erase why the fuck did you buy Noah's ark twice?

[@poiuytrewq11422]

Johnny DeCastro I'm wondering why he didn't buy it three times.

[@juusbox]

The AVGN may warn us about bad games, but that just makes us want to play it more.

[@Cyberjoker14]

Fun fact: Did you know wisdom tree is actually still in business as of 2020?

[@RichieRickyWiiSports]

That’s shocking

[@antonfredricson9205]

Oh gods no may loki Poseidon quetzalcoatl anubis and ryujin help us

[@P3ruvianCookie]

I watch this every Christmas as a tradition lol Cheers everyone!

[@itailev2078]

This is classic Nerd. Incredibly quotable and funny. Love re-watching it.

[@tttc]

"see you in 2007" Oh... dear... god. Just kill me.

[@JamesEdgeX]

Holy fuck time paradox lol

[@AnimeVideoGameFanGirl]

7:14 Bro... AVGN: That’s disgusting, I apologize. All is forgiven.

[@amoledzeppelin]

See you in 2019. Gotta love how genuine these early episodes were.

[@itsastikbotparty8149]

See you in 2021 I wish

[@skylined5534]

@@itsastikbotparty8149 Hi from 2021... everything still sux.

[@PieInTheSky9]

2022 is a little better

[@CrunkPartyBitches]

Here I am, 17 years later.

[@gcat65]

Noah VS Chuck Norris; The battle of a lifetime.

[@luigi16852]

Noah, man. He'll kick ANYONE's ass

[@MasonDeanSteinerRedScare]

+Luigi16 I see you are new to the internet.

[@gcat65]

***** No, Noah would still beat him

[@darkdragonmedeus705]

Super Mecha Death Christ obliterates all of the above.

[@skylla7452]

SHREK beats all

[@SnakePlissken73]

There you can see it: all squirrels go to heaven. :)

[@nex1788]

+SnakePlissken73 Oh my god XD

[@RickDaSquirrel]

That's a relief

[@fshehu3002]

+Skull Video You mean cats.

[@WTK55]

F Shehu Nope

[@fshehu3002]

Skull Video Cats do deserve Hell.

[@JoseChavez-ct1db]

15:38 Noah puts two of each animal ... In the ground!

[@robertlawrence9000]

Insane to think this video was made over 16 years ago! I'm watching this again on 12/25/2022

[@Derk_1]

Wow