DAVID & AP & MUHAMMAD'S LYRICS + SAL'S BEATS = HALAL HEAVENLY CHORUS
@FlobthemobАй бұрын
1 is an odd number
@Diom_desАй бұрын
Natürlich Herr Wood.
@JohnJoatan2Ай бұрын
W David and AP
@TheSirMaamАй бұрын
Very based indeed
@Willit1985Ай бұрын
Mehr davon bitte!
@CaFe73100Ай бұрын
Free Palestine from Islam. Free Syria from Islam. Free Lebanon from Islam. Free Iran from Islam. Free Iraq from Islam. Free Egypt from Islam. Free the World from Islam. Free Us from the Evil of Islam. Amen
@SNinjaQKАй бұрын
Free Islam from Islam
@RyanGazlingАй бұрын
AlhamduliLah
@PP_DerrickАй бұрын
You forgot Europe, and everywhere else too
@kshatriya5534Ай бұрын
Free Indonesia from Islam. Every day there is sexual abuse of children in Islamic boarding schools 🫥
@toxictric5ter155Ай бұрын
Free Bangladesh🇧🇩☪️❌
@DonnnelАй бұрын
Without lust Islam is dust
@JohnJoatan2Ай бұрын
wherever islam goes stench follows
@christalmettbrotchen1298Ай бұрын
@@JohnJoatan2 without lies islam dies
@sounakbanerjee1892Ай бұрын
Numbers 31:17 saar Very merciful carpenter saar
@Tribal_DadАй бұрын
@@sounakbanerjee1892Numbers is Torah, Torah is from Allah given to Moses... what do you complain..?
@DonnnelАй бұрын
@ saar but i cannot read the context saar she was only 9 saar
@thwartzАй бұрын
And they say modern music is terrible
@jacovawernett3077Ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂❤❤
@reyifxАй бұрын
Allah is a odd number
@ZagredofАй бұрын
1:49 🤣
@Playinggaming-r8uАй бұрын
We getting out of Islam with this one 🔥😭🙏
@najekosims1580Ай бұрын
😂😂😂... good one
@AntiIslam-x7wАй бұрын
Blast this song on Ramadan and Eid al-Fitr
@jerinjoseph7420Ай бұрын
I'm saying based on quran and hadith. In the Quran, Jesus is taken to heaven by God, but no record says mohammd is in heaven, not even the Quran. So if mohmad is in hell then all his followers also maybe end up in hell. There are 26 different arabic versions of quran( u can google it), which one is real?, means it's not word of God. Mohammd has disobeyed all commandments of God, which means he disobeyed God himself. Mohammd has killed, raped, did child marriage, married his sons wife, owned sex slaves and so on. Mohammd drastically died from poison by Jewish woman, a very normal human. Even God didn't warn him and mohammd can't predict his future. Mohammd can't predict his own future, how will he predict his followers future? Jesus predicted his death and resurrection, that happened. Jesus himself said he is the Son of God. Jesus said he will be next to his father in heaven. Jesus has done godly miracles like giving life to dead bodies and many similar ones..
@charlesc.9012Ай бұрын
@@jerinjoseph7420 The life of Jesus was also predicted from Adam and Eve, Psalm 21 all the way to Isaiah and John. Which he fulfilled, and he also predicted in the Gospels that the Jews would be scattered all over after a great tribulation, which happened in the Great Jewish Revolt, and there were still people alive at the time who walked and ate bread with the Son of Man as the prophesies became realised. To believe that Jesus is mortal like the Quran does is blasphemy against the Word, which is supposed to be the ultimate standard in chapter 4 of the Quran starting from verse 70.
@dlvivlvivАй бұрын
The song is hit, the singers are hitmen.
@jerinjoseph7420Ай бұрын
I'm saying based on quran and hadith. In the Quran, Jesus is taken to heaven by God, but no record says mohammd is in heaven, not even the Quran. So if mohmad is in hell then all his followers also maybe end up in hell. There are 26 different arabic versions of quran( u can google it), which one is real?, means it's not word of God. Mohammd has disobeyed all commandments of God, which means he disobeyed God himself. Mohammd has killed, raped, did child marriage, married his sons wife, owned sex slaves and so on. Mohammd drastically died from poison by Jewish woman, a very normal human. Even God didn't warn him and mohammd can't predict his future. Mohammd can't predict his own future, how will he predict his followers future? Jesus predicted his death and resurrection, that happened. Jesus himself said he is the Son of God. Jesus said he will be next to his father in heaven. Jesus has done godly miracles like giving life to dead bodies and many similar ones.
@jerinjoseph7420Ай бұрын
I'm saying based on quran and hadith. In the Quran, Jesus is taken to heaven by God, but no record says mohammd is in heaven, not even the Quran. So if mohmad is in hell then all his followers also maybe end up in hell. There are 26 different arabic versions of quran( u can google it), which one is real?, means it's not word of God. Mohammd has disobeyed all commandments of God, which means he disobeyed God himself. Mohammd has killed, raped, did child marriage, married his sons wife, owned sex slaves and so on. Mohammd drastically died from poison by Jewish woman, a very normal human. Even God didn't warn him and mohammd can't predict his future. Mohammd can't predict his own future, how will he predict his followers future? Jesus predicted his death and resurrection, that happened. Jesus himself said he is the Son of God. Jesus said he will be next to his father in heaven. Jesus has done godly miracles like giving life to dead bodies and many similar ones.
@jerinjoseph7420Ай бұрын
I'm saying based on quran and hadith. In the Quran, Jesus is taken to heaven by God, but no record says mohammd is in heaven, not even the Quran. So if mohmad is in hell then all his followers also maybe end up in hell. There are 26 different arabic versions of quran( u can google it), which one is real?, means it's not word of God. Mohammd has disobeyed all commandments of God, which means he disobeyed God himself. Mohammd has killed, raped, did child marriage, married his sons wife, owned sex slaves and so on. Mohammd drastically died from poison by Jewish woman, a very normal human. Even God didn't warn him and mohammd can't predict his future. Mohammd can't predict his own future, how will he predict his followers future? Jesus predicted his death and resurrection, that happened. Jesus himself said he is the Son of God. Jesus said he will be next to his father in heaven. Jesus has done godly miracles like giving life to dead bodies and many similar ones.
@TheRidiculouslyOptimisticGuyАй бұрын
Listening from the Philippines. Good music I hear.
@shaheedbhaghatsingh3974Ай бұрын
How are you guys dealing with radical islam and the problems it brings out there?
@kovacsnovak6745Ай бұрын
Not so bad but the level of radicalism is variable to the distance of mecca
@christianamalto8047Ай бұрын
@@shaheedbhaghatsingh3974 PH is christian majority so when these t3rr0r!st Muslims tried to rebel, the govt fight and won them in war but there is a part of PH which is still considered dangerous bcs thts the place where the good muslims left living together, the muslims tht do not rebel -Mindanao part (not whole)
@christianamalto8047Ай бұрын
@@shaheedbhaghatsingh3974 PH is christian majority so when these t3rr0r!st Muslims tried to rebel, the govt fight and won them in war but there is a part of PH which is still considered dangerous bcs thts the place where the good muslims left living together, the muslims tht do not rebel yet?-Mindanao part (not whole)
@BuffFilipinoDaddyАй бұрын
@shaheedbhaghatsingh3974 after Marawi they finally learned the hard way. They stopped supporting the hajis
@canusapak7535Ай бұрын
This is a whole new genre of music 😅
@TII331Ай бұрын
Amen
@Kaladinstormblessedbridge49888Ай бұрын
Inshallah that was soul-touching, besides touching other things 🤲
@Talos_The_KingАй бұрын
Muslims been real quiet ever since this dropped.
@LXWLESSАй бұрын
AP's Chorus had me laughing out loud in cafe nero with my headphpnes on 😂
@realTrissMerigoldАй бұрын
I lost it when AP's part started lol
@lydiaanello6208Ай бұрын
Best,Christmas gift ever, Merry Christmas fellas, best collaborators of 2024
@lsixty30Ай бұрын
You knew I’d be pooping when I heard this.
@trevorjobgen4906Ай бұрын
Ditto
@infrnlmssh9719Ай бұрын
They can't keep getting away with this.🚽🧻
@rexsceleratorum1632Ай бұрын
You know what the profit said, the eyes are the leather strap of the annus
@youtubeaccount5153Ай бұрын
You SEEE !!! It’s the PROOOF we need. Allah is real.
@A-Person-32122 күн бұрын
I was too 😂
@TheSignofJonah777Ай бұрын
Halal Touch🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥
@MrWorshipMeАй бұрын
Blasphemy! You're using an even number of emoji!
@TheSignofJonah777Ай бұрын
@@MrWorshipMe with the space (read as if I am a medieval Englishman.) I USE AN ODD NUMBER OF CHARACTERS.
@robluce6334Ай бұрын
I wonder how many hours you'd have to watch David and AP before you would actually understand the song
@marissah8124Ай бұрын
I was crying from laughing so hard. AMAZING! We love you Sal!
@blaura737Ай бұрын
AP sounding like Herbert from family guy 😂😂😂
@IsaiahWagner-jx9kbАй бұрын
It took me half the video to realize this wasn’t an actual song officially made by them.
@Sammy.Bear.King1234Ай бұрын
Amazing song we need a album now
@irelandishsac13Ай бұрын
I would have to get that!
@cinemaschool1283Ай бұрын
A christain and an atheist walks into a bar 😂
@pewapieАй бұрын
Agnostic*
@HelloOutsidersАй бұрын
@@pewapie an agnostic is just an open minded atheist
@pewapieАй бұрын
@@HelloOutsiders open-minded atheist** (there fixed it )
@salt.33Ай бұрын
A christian and an atheist walk into a mosque lol
@keksi6844Ай бұрын
Wrong,they walk into Hell.
@Abcie3483Ай бұрын
Were here to civilize Uranus 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🥶🥶🥶
@luismatias5985Ай бұрын
First they wanna go to the moon Then mars And then...👀🙀👀🙀
@Xsnrg3Ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@Yard_SaleАй бұрын
😂😂😂
@youtubeaccount5153Ай бұрын
Have my headphones on. Start LOLing. Wife stares disapprovingly. Otherwise no sense of humor but she starts laughing when I give her the brief explanation.
@youtubeaccount5153Ай бұрын
Bumper sticker material.
@debatememe4638Ай бұрын
This is what KZbin is for
@Christian-Roots818Ай бұрын
And We Love it ❤ HELL YEAH
@jefetceАй бұрын
Telling true
@RWulff007Ай бұрын
100
@youtubeaccount5153Ай бұрын
YEAAA.
@DanielApologeticsАй бұрын
My neighbours loved this song so much that they called the police to come listen! :D
@RyanGazlingАй бұрын
😂
@youtubeaccount5153Ай бұрын
LOL. I’m sure they will understand and join you in the enjoyment that is this song.
@trelleonginting398Ай бұрын
I swore I've listened to this live so I have no idea where this is going. Burst out laughing when I reach the chorus.
@retrictumrectus1010Ай бұрын
David Wood must be like, "rap music is bad, but not these beats, they the good ones."
@anakatana777Ай бұрын
Blast this during Ramadan 😂😂😂😂😂
@TkoddaLeeАй бұрын
😂😂😂 dammmmmmm they savage for doing this song
@DevonRyeTheDragonflyАй бұрын
This is fanmade. The guy who produced this simply used sound bites from one of their lives
@realliferealtalkwithbiggs777Ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@EdiP67Ай бұрын
You killed it 🤣🤣🤣 this should be in top 10 hits for 2024 🎉
@DexterJGKingАй бұрын
This is incredible! That album picture is FIIIIRRREEE
@CedanyTheAlaskanАй бұрын
We wiping ourselves with this one 🔥 🔥 🔥
@kerenfarhi5024Ай бұрын
The public demands alot more tracks (!) featuring AP & DW nonesense asap!!! LOVE FROM ISRAEL 🇮🇱♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️
@youtubeaccount5153Ай бұрын
Love back to you Israel. I love your country. Will get back soon. Take care of yourself.
@kerenfarhi5024Ай бұрын
@youtubeaccount5153 you too my friend :)
@carlbrown9082Ай бұрын
The musical art we didn't know we needed. AP & DW collaborating to bring a banging track. Thanks, @Sal.
@georgiakiriakiАй бұрын
Chorus is an instant Classic!! 🥰👍💕Love the AI images of AP and D Wood too!! Rappers extraordinaire!!
@GlitchInTheSkatricksАй бұрын
The irony is that we refer to pooping as going “number 2” 🧐
@RyanGazlingАй бұрын
Haram 😂
@mattcy1052Ай бұрын
But #1 is halal. Piss be upon him.
@toshamccarty5115Ай бұрын
I don't know what I was expecting and yet this has amused me for the time taken to listen. I wonder what the guys themselves think of it.
@salt.33Ай бұрын
They love it lol
@tazwoweАй бұрын
They said people were sending to them but hadn't watched it all as of tonight's live
@seeqr9Ай бұрын
The album covers are something else man 😂
@CCootaucoАй бұрын
When AP comes in with that falsetto...chef's kiss.
@DevonRyeTheDragonflyАй бұрын
It’s even a false falsetto
@shapur3607Ай бұрын
F**** fire😂 Love you guys from iran🫶🏿
@theNightingaleSings718Ай бұрын
Getting ready for Christmas and now I have this earworm on repeat. Thanks!
@youtubeaccount5153Ай бұрын
IKR !
@olenielsen7272Ай бұрын
Now we just need 10 hour version 🔥
@youtubeaccount5153Ай бұрын
It’s already playing in my head non-stop.
@cpg92Ай бұрын
Jesus Christ thank you for this blessing
@keksi6844Ай бұрын
What does Jesus have to do with these 2 frauds?
@vitaliwilhelm7654Ай бұрын
Mashallah, what a great Track, I heard it on Day 1 after upload and love it since then. My new "Friday's Anthem", Alhamdulillah!
@pacifront83Ай бұрын
Alhamdulilah!
@Mylostsock11Ай бұрын
The chorus just kicked in.....😂😂😂😂
@Mango16014Ай бұрын
After the news in germany, I needed this laugh. Thank u🥹🙏
@DevonRyeTheDragonflyАй бұрын
Wasn’t an Islamist thing this time though
@jungatheart6359Ай бұрын
@@DevonRyeTheDragonfly Did the BBC tell you that? Just like Southport, eh?
@Mango16014Ай бұрын
@ it was a saudi doctor?
@Christian-Roots818Ай бұрын
What news in Germany ? Wait, I need to go check this out ! Haha I’m Too Focused on Christmas, I don’t even know what’s going on in the world ! 🤭
@Christian-Roots818Ай бұрын
@@Mango16014 Saudi Dr ? WOW I Hope things’ll be OK ! 😔
@Christis4realАй бұрын
You see shildren they are mocking us with music that slaps
@nyctom08Ай бұрын
AP and the hook legit has me "halal touch" 🤣🤣🤣
@thereal_oasisАй бұрын
You getting that diddy touch
@michaeljones2162Ай бұрын
@@thereal_oasisMuslims like you certainly love diddy parties. Mohammed would have definitely attended.
@MudFlap62Ай бұрын
This is a real banger.
@amyshira9169Ай бұрын
Truely a masterpiece ❤
@MISSCOOL20893Ай бұрын
I was so down and depressed 😂 THIS.....!!! DAYUM 😂😂😂😂
@jasonhyman6270Ай бұрын
Oh no , heard this earlier and now walking around at work singing can’t you tell me how to wipe my butt !! It’s not a good look 😂
@youtubeaccount5153Ай бұрын
LOL. IKR!
@Edog119Ай бұрын
Can't wait for the dance remix to drop!
@louisacapellАй бұрын
I cannot tell you how much i love this
@salrecinos6922Ай бұрын
Thanks!
@cleverchikowiАй бұрын
The song speaks the truth nothing added up😊
@odogianthetotodesutoroiya6571Ай бұрын
The best Christmas present.❤
@tracymccallum5396Ай бұрын
This cheered me up after German news😂😂🙌
@Zurab_RobАй бұрын
Same here
@Christian-Roots818Ай бұрын
Almost Didn’t Recognize AP and DW WOW 🤩 TOO DAMN NICE ❤
@Myway165Ай бұрын
😂 I was not feeling very good today until I heard this. All Ham da Allah.🎉
@jasmineli1072Ай бұрын
Your songs are always ELITE and you’re a wizard with the beats, but man you KILLED it with this one. I’m obsessed 😍. Keep on dropping these tactical nukes 💣!
@inkyfingers3447Ай бұрын
Should play this for toddlers undergoing potty training 😂
@salrecinos6922Ай бұрын
@@inkyfingers3447 yes, for Muslim toddlers
@rafit6886Ай бұрын
Cerified hood classic
@davidkacs6933Ай бұрын
Hilarious! Gonna play it for my kids! Hello from Ireland
@The-Negative-CommentatorАй бұрын
This is why I wake up in the morning
@MirriisLacciАй бұрын
My reason to live 4 real
@redletter854729 күн бұрын
The best stone to wipe with is obsidian because you also get a shave.
@Bebe777333Ай бұрын
Comic and music gold!
@Mockingjay22Ай бұрын
Thanx for this gift for Christmas 🤣🤣🤣
@mattdenise8867Ай бұрын
Drop the album
@millenialdaddyАй бұрын
Hallal touch should be the name of this track...
@michaeljones2162Ай бұрын
That should be the name for the track dealing with Mohammed and the girl he did things to.
@habeshalij1845Ай бұрын
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 Best song of the year!!!
@Christian-Roots818Ай бұрын
I Agree ! Haha 2024 Going out Blazing 🔥🔥🔥Haha 🤭
@MrPurple1221Ай бұрын
I was expecting David to rap after the first verse. Spitting fire still
@OtherBrotherDАй бұрын
Best thing I’ve ever heard
@lcako1616Ай бұрын
AP's part😂 I need this on spotify expeditiosly!!!
@Harpazo2030Ай бұрын
U guys are so funny 😂😂😂lol brilliant 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
@carlospallete3030Ай бұрын
From Australia, love it
@GoneJokaАй бұрын
Put your left hand in the air ✊🏾
@BaristanaАй бұрын
THIS IS SO FCKING FUNNY!! 😂😂😂😂
@tmar8959Ай бұрын
Ok but now we need the whole album. Don't play with us like this. We want the full hkma and hlal experience.
@SigalAlonАй бұрын
You guys are so talented and funny... I wonder what those who don't have an idea what the context is, actually think about this.
@BaelzvuvАй бұрын
Waiting 4 the Skid Marky Mark remix!
@jiddiszepiratentv2138Ай бұрын
My friend was a Pope and now, after hearing this he reverted to al-Islam, alhamdulillah!
@RyanGazlingАй бұрын
AlhamduliLah
@youtubeaccount5153Ай бұрын
Yabba dabba do.
@lrz6047Ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@ryanunruh2683Ай бұрын
Here in the central US, we were taught to avoid "leaves of three", but I guess if the prophet said it was ok... This tune is gold!
@rogermat1Ай бұрын
Can the stones be reused?
@jami7772Ай бұрын
Just make sure it's not a piece of flint you're using. The consequences will be terrible 😮
@insectslayer1374Ай бұрын
the stone wall that Momo used to wipe his hands on was definitely used more than once Sahih al-Bukhari 274
@rexsceleratorum1632Ай бұрын
Sure. Just make sure that you don't use bones or dried dung, because those are the food of the genies (jinns). A delegation of genies once visited Mo the Warlord to negotiate this prohibition. (Sunan Abi Dawud 39)
@commenceunАй бұрын
This is well done bro lol 👏 👏 👏 👏
@mlkkk629Ай бұрын
Great song
@purelygrounded3902Ай бұрын
So good! 🙌❤️
@ripbeni6198Ай бұрын
Lol does AP have blonde streaks in his hair? 😂 These guys are freaking hilarious.
@joshvillagomez00Ай бұрын
Is this the end of year banger? 😂😂🤣
@CosmicD29 күн бұрын
Song of the year 2024
@cashmerealexcro29 күн бұрын
"We are here to civilize Uranus!" Gets me every time 🤣
@Joaquim1597Ай бұрын
Even Bach would be impressed by this banger
@blvp2145Ай бұрын
Yes, the single album is gonna go platinum
@mlkkk629Ай бұрын
Awesome song
@abhijeetmane1045Ай бұрын
Praise the Lord !!!
@robc6165Ай бұрын
Hijab is having nightmares right about now!!
@wiseman2746Ай бұрын
The greatest thing since sliced bread!! Alhamdulillah!!😭