Tell Me Your Dad Is a Lawyer Without Telling Me

[@dorenedarabaris2111]

"Show me the warrant" 😂

[@dylanzrim3635]

Unfortunately that’s only a delay.

[@Hakar17]

​@@dylanzrim3635Depends

[@FUnzzies1]

Cringe

[@Susan-j3w]

We are the reds of the RED/WHITE/& BLUE.

[@stevelozevski8151]

​@@FUnzzies1only to boot lickers

[@bandgeekforlife406]

I have told my nephew and nieces, "Generally speaking, we don't lie...but sometimes it's necessary to lie to protect your family from idiots."

[@voxveritas7941]

From idiots who think this is a HIPAA violation? HIPAA protects patients from their healthcare provider, so they cannot reveal the patient’s status. Not from schools or businesses from asking the patient. Did you not know this?

[@thewhitedahlia.8108]

100% dog.

[@thewhitedahlia.8108]

Fuck them politicians!!! 😂

[@Wintercourse]

I see no problem lying if you are trying to protect yourself and your assets. If you are willing to pull the trigger to stop someone who broke in your home...how are you not willing to lie if it saves your life or your childrens. "WHERE YOUR KIDS AT?" "Oh they are downstairs hiding under the bed...sorry can't lie."

[@JasonJrake]

“Bearing false witness against your neighbor” is a specific kind of lying forbidden in the Ten Commandments. It has nothing to do with keeping secrets from potential enemies. The Bible is full of God helping or rewarding people for being deceptive for the greater good.

[@DoubleDsDeliveries]

Can only imagine the things Ben's kids will be saying. The first time his kid tells a teacher "Facts Don't Care About Your Feelings" that teacher is going be gobsmacked.

[@itsmeTaraLee]

I liked your comment solely for the use of gobsmacked ❤

[@userI3I2]

"The Barbie movie made my dad cry for a week"

[@lynzeeoden8354]

😂😂

[@DoubleDsDeliveries]

@@itsmeTaraLee That works. It fit the idea I was going for perfectly.

[@lakelanddentalarts]

Just wait until Ben's son brings Tom MacDonald to school for show and tell.

[@HeatherSacco-f2w]

“They were all lost in a bOating ACCident” love it!!!! 😊

[@beverlyhodos5170]

@@HeatherSacco-f2w or they all Identify as Marshmallows. 😉

[@jeannadennis9476]

That is Justin and he is a hoot!

[@wolfpat]

Wow! Mine too.

[@johnbiddle2335]

I only got one gun. The other things I have are rifles pistols.

[@dakotakennedy9581]

I didn't get the joke. Was it a war reference?

[@thekoshertourist]

"They were all lost in a boating accident" 😂

[@cathyveldhuizen1750]

It happens a lot 🤷‍♀️

[@macsteamroller]

I don’t get that one

[@JyBaller]

Please explain that one for me

[@pippi5000]

This is an old Florida joke from the 80’s when they banned sub machine gans. Any tech-9’s you already owned were suddenly illegal so they were all lost is tragic boating accidents. /from Florida //born in the 70’s

[@reginarhodes8545]

I think he said "voting" accident. 😅

[@Lichcrafter]

FBI agent: "Hey son, are your parents home?" My son: "Are those level 4 plates?"

[@vincedibona4687]

Black-tip .308 rounds turn lvl4 plates into “suggestions”.

[@Arcahnslight]

​@@vincedibona4687 Something something pelvic something something girdle 👍

[@HollyMoore-wo2mh]

🤣🤣🤣 good one. Raised them right.

[@brandonatkinson2566]

@@vincedibona4687 black tip 30-06. not 308

[@TwentyFourCharactersLong]

Black tip 30-06, turning level IV plates to mush in 3 shots

[@BrendaBodwin]

I can attest to that boating accident. So many of us lost them that day. It was a big boat.

[@DiBaccoDetails]

Hey brenda, i remember you! i can’t believe we all had to swim to shore that day with no life vests, truly heartbreaking, we made it out with our lives but at what cost

[@BrendaBodwin]

@@DiBaccoDetails Yes, we will mourn the loss of our many friends, Smith. Wesson, Browning, Colt, Barretta, etc.etc.etc

[@F15cCrewdawg]

If I recall it was a boating accident right above the Mariana Trench too......

[@BrendaBodwin]

@@F15cCrewdawg Yeppers, that was the 1. It was a tragic day for soooo many of us. But we are strong. We held back our tears and continued on with life. 😁👍

[@BrendaBodwin]

@@DiBaccoDetails Yes, it was a long voyage from the middle of the ocean. We took turns. Some back floated and rested, while others held on to us and kicked, then we switched. It took a few days, but we never gave up, and we made it to the shore. No casualties, it was amazing. But we made it back to our normal every day lives. 😁👍

[@herbiehusker1889]

All my pew pews were lost in a tragic boating accident.

[@Elic205]

🙏

[@joel.ha.]

"Pew pews" 😳 Sad world where you can't even say the g-word without your comment disappearing.

[@gbenay]

​@@joel.ha.Blame KZbin CCP style of censorship.

[@herbiehusker1889]

@@joel.ha. YT deletes most of my comments.

[@BOHICA_]

@@joel.ha. /whoosh

[@MouthyMama376]

Parents after my freedom loving heart. 💯❤️

[@gr8daysue838]

SMARTEST KIDS ON THE PLANET!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍👍👍👍

[@cheerfulsatanist]

Lol, last one isn't evading a question, it's straight up plausible deniability😂

[@ATLballer]

ummmm I dont see a boat -exactly

[@iDk2513]

Thankfully, the boat was recovered. We couldnt save the guns tho 🙁

[@HollyMoore-wo2mh]

🤣🤣

[@Mike.W.Dasher]

You too?! What a coincidence!

[@HollyMoore-wo2mh]

@@Mike.W.DasherME TOO!!! 🤣🤣

[@bucket9510]

@@Mike.W.Dasher damn such a shame all these boating accidents

[@awesomecronk7183]

yep tragic

[@JRPLawyeress1]

I’m already telling my kids don’t open without a warrant and don’t talk through the door. That was the advice of a friend’s dad who was a cop.

[@lindaw2178]

I took a class given by a lawyer. He said, no matter the reason, unless the police have a warrant, do not let them in your house if they come knocking.

[@Rattlsnke]

My ex keeps calling false welfare checks on me. I have nothing they can see that would get me in trouble except potentially some paraphernalia but in my city they honestly wouldn’t care (shout out to Winston Salem PD for worrying about important things) I’ve just answered the door every time. Last time I lost my shit a little and had to apologize. He took my number so he could just call next time. Called the off duty line later on because he said he was going to just start making fake names and numbers. I got an officer who knows me, in a positive way, if it happens again they will have to come out but after that they are just flagging my house so I won’t even be notified over it. I love my city’s police. Well over a dozen positive experiences. Anyone who says they are awful either somehow had really bad luck or they were doing something bad themselves oooor they just hate the police.

[@Rattlsnke]

I think if you end up not answering to a welfare check they will get a warrant so I just get it tf over with.

[@tiffanysalling4272]

@@Rattlsnke Yea that is the fastest way to lose your kids. If they have a warrant they can enter - but if they dont have a warrant they do not have the right to enter even if a welfare check is called. Every Family Law Lawyer will tell you - make them get a warrant so there is a paper trail.

[@x43902467]

Blanket Statements are the refuge of fools and children. Adults learn about nuance and context.

[@JeffreyHarter-r1t]

Asking medical history is not Hippa violation It’s the unauthorized sharing of medical information

[@t.r.6930]

Yes. It is.

[@ddaa502]

​@t.r.6930 No, it isn't. Hipaa deals with involuntary release of information by informed parties without consent, even accidental and incidental actions can be violations. (Such as Doctors talking about a patients case in an elevator with someone else unrelated to the patients care is in the elevator can be a hipaa violation if it can simply be deduced who they are talking about, even if a specific name isn't used.) A voluntary request of medical information is not a hipaa violation, what would be is if the school got the records from the kids doctor without parental consent.

[@celesteramsey6663]

Yeah - and the answer to that would be involuntary

[@ddaa502]

@@celesteramsey6663 Ya that's not how that works. A request for information that someone does not want to give is not an involuntary release of privileged information (or a hipaa violation), as by refusing to provide said information, no information is given to the requesting party. If it was GIVEN, then it was voluntary. The fact they don't want to give it doesn't make it involuntary either, it would only be obtained involuntary (and a hipaa violation) if they dont want to give it, but the requestor got it anyway from a hippa covered source without the relevant parties consent. This is beside the fact that schools under 99% of circumstances arent hipaa covered entities, they would follow ferpa guidelines for the storage and transmission of sensitive medical information. A school making a request would not violate hipaa, as they are rarely a hipaa covered entity and a voluntarily request for relevant information has nothing to do with hipaa. The way a school could violate hipaa would be the improper storage or transmission of data that fell outside ferpa, but within hipaa (such as a school having an on-staff medical provider that provided medical services that were billed to an insurance company) - but this is incredibly rare.

[@johnwhite8777]

If you pressure or force someone to give medical information ..and they don't want to volunteer that info it falls under the violation.The globalist have allowed this issue to be overlooked..

[@MrEireengr]

I'm just amazed at how proud America is about its immaturity.

[@GApeech08]

If anyone asks you anything about me or what goes on in this house, you say: I don't know, ask my mom.

[@jacobg8640]

As an adult I have to tell solicitors that I am not the homeowner and that the homeowner is unavailable.

[@shaelynnoel8312]

@@jacobg8640this to accurate 😭😭

[@Warbandrogue]

So you are a single mother?

[@maximtyo2625]

Used this line till I got into my 40th!

[@audryhudson]

​@@Warbandrogue good point. Good lookin out

[@riftsplitter2159]

My friend's mother is a cop and she told us to never say anything without a lawyer even if you are completely innocent because their job is to dig for anything that can tie you to a crime.

[@Snowbaby859]

This is VERY true!

[@user-oz8se5qj7w]

Because they are corrupt

[@lindaharter5880]

Or make up a crime.

[@BruceNewhouse]

“… to a crime” should be “… to any crime”.

[@Thewindyriver]

As a retired deputy district attorney’s office, director of the state department’s criminal investigation division, I concur.

[@whitneypay515]

My parents worked in mental health and taught us to not tell anyone any personal information. Many workers had been stalked by the crazy people.

[@Psychiatricnerd]

Wise parents. Unfortunately now your address etc is all out there.

[@Heylo12345]

Same, my father still says thats to us and we are all adults. He also taught us dont give personal info like complaining about your spouse at work because most people dont really care & will even use it against you or gossip about it.

[@jenergy1000]

The fact that you called them "crazy people" makes me wonder why some of them might want to hurt your parents? 😂

[@akua5778]

A patient asked me so many questions one night and ended up telling him I drive a Nissan. I was vigilant the whole time he was in rehab and after he got discharged. I realized he lives in my city after he told me.

[@akua5778]

@@jenergy1000we literally had one patient come back to the hospital to chase staff at night. She was hiding in the bushes and chased people when they went out. It was so funny to see such a short and big woman chasing after people🤣😂

[@Jack5822]

I need more of these. Please, give us more.

[@Fiery154]

My dad taught us “As for me and my house we will follow the laws of thermodynamics!”

[@Lmlm8168]

Tell your kids to not speak with SRO’s at school or police in general whatever situation they are in if they are ever brought in. Many states it’s legal to question a minor and mirandize them like they’ll understand 🤦‍♀️ “I WANT A LAWYER.” Or silence .

[@natescode]

Idiots that don't understand HIPAA?

[@joanfreeman5153]

Love these answers! Especially the boating accident!

[@BEAUTYnIQ]

l dont get it.. yes lm a blonde.. how/what am l missing here..

[@katiejon17]

@@BEAUTYnIQ same (but I’m dark and native 🤣)

[@dakotakennedy9581]

Honestly. I think they said "voting" accident. Which is even funnier.

[@JoJo-uh2pq]

Mee too.

[@beverlyhodos5170]

Taught our son, to respond to doctors asking if there are guns in our home, "I plead the 5th to the 2nd." Raise them up in the way they shall go..,

[@preferanonymous]

Then you are just *INVITING* a home visit from social services, and no, you will not be allowed to opt out of it. Well, you could, but then you're also be inviting them to remove children from your home. And I agree with that.

[@dimitrioslykissas7981]

Why TF are doctors even asking that???

[@beverlyhodos5170]

@@dimitrioslykissas7981 I remember the claim as concern for children's safety, because of households with guns. Our son was 6 or 7 yrs. He's now in his mid 30's.

[@pamwiley8288]

It's none of their business . I wonder if they use it for statistics 🤔.

[@jeannettemcg]

Just say no

[@MechanicsAdvice]

Please play more of these, "that's a HIPAA violation" 😂😅

[@voxveritas7941]

Except it isn’t. HIPAA protects a patient from their health care provider, which cannot reveal the patient’s status without consent. It says nothing about schools or private companies from asking. I see you’re a typical Ben Shapiro fan. Uneducated, and spewing words that mean less than the watts that charged your phone.

[@kiwi_22222]

Funny thing is I don't think that one technically was 😅 I think it's just for healthcare workers and a teacher isn't subject to it. They shouldn't be asking still, but it's not against HIPAA. That being said, last time I read anything official on HIPAA was in a medical terminology class in college 8 years ago. I could be wrong.

[@RickV-tn4qc]

Yes, that is not a HIPAA violation.

[@voxveritas7941]

@@kiwi_22222 no you’re not wrong. Ben is a moron.

[@AnonymousAct]

@@RickV-tn4qcdoesn’t it depend on where you live, or am I trippin?

[@DontWorry-ov8qf]

Little girl is wrong, someone asking you for your health information is not a HIPAA violation. Not that you have to answer though. It's only if your healthcare or employer gives out your health information is it a HIPAA violation. So if the teacher went out of their way and contacted the little girls healthcare provider and they gave the information out then it would be a HIPAA violation. A HIPAA violation refers to the failure to comply with HIPAA rules, which can include unauthorized access, use, or disclosure of Protected Health Information (PHI), failure to provide patients with access to their PHI, lack of safeguards to protect PHI, failure to conduct regular risk assessments, or insufficient employee training on HIPAA rules.

[@Drikett1]

Ikr. I replied similar to another comment and a presumptive dumbasse just replied "little girl proves u wrong 🤣🤣"

[@carter_1]

WRONG!! First of all, the teacher (non of her buiz) is asking the CHILD not the legal guardian of said information. There are designated people at the school that are responsible for handling that information (and maintaining it as PERSONAL INFO) but they should be going through the parent PERIOD!!

[@DontWorry-ov8qf]

Still not a HIPAA violation. I never said it is any of the teachers business, and the student doesn't need to and still shouldn't answer, but it is not a HIPAA violation. Go read HIPAA laws. If the teacher called the girls Healthcare provider and they give out the info, the Healthcare provider violated HIPAA laws. If the teacher calls the Healthcare provider pretending to be the girl or her parent to get the Healthcare info, then the teacher violated HIPAA. But the teacher just asking a student is not a HIPAA violation. It's weird, and the student doesn't need to answer, but it that has nothing to do with HIPAA laws.

[@thevalexe5934]

​@@carter_1yeah... still not a hippa violation.

[@bigrod1674]

@@thevalexe5934 You're proof that autism speaks.

[@nogames8982]

I love all those answers.

[@ZuluRanger17]

Too bad the first one isn't a hippa violation... well maybe it is. Idk if children can consent to the release of their own medical history... imo its not in the case of if everyone is an adult. When asking a minor, im not so sure

[@wrenithilduincats]

​@@ZuluRanger17 The teacher probably doesn't know either

[@nicoleberliner331]

You HAVE to do this!!! The schools will call cps over ANYTHING these days. Not to mention shit they say to other family members... make sure they give all your secrets.

[@johngregoryhouse]

My kids' pediatrician would ask them, "Does your father keep guns in the house?" I taught them to respond with, "No. He keeps them in the bunker, right beside the ammunition and the fertilizer."

[@deirdreevangelista856]

Love that!!!! Lol.....😂

[@Zachary_Setzer]

Lol, weird. Three kids and their pediatrician never asked. Of course, if he had, it would have been to make sure we were all set.

[@C.S.852]

​@@Zachary_SetzerI have 2 older daughter and was never asked this. I had my youngest 3 yrs ago, every time I'd take her for a well visit they asked this. Of course we don't!! 😂😂

[@Kshthymyla]

Why the fuck is a pediatrician asking that??

[@johngregoryhouse]

@@Kshthymyla I guess he wanted to determine if my kids were aware of it. He was a bit of a jerk.

[@leydenrovelo1365]

Proverbs 22:6 “ train up a child in the way he should go, and when he is old, he will not depart from it.” (Or when the government comes for him!)

[@sassysince90]

What verse did Jesus give people instructions to use weapons 😂

[@coreypalmer5763]

Abrahamic mythology 😂

[@cwheels01]

​@@sassysince90Luke 22:36, on the surface anyway. Not like there aren't others like David killing Goliath with a weapon, the taking of Jerusalem, etc. etc. where the use of weapons was warranted and righteous according to scripture.

[@echo4260]

@@sassysince90 Jesus literally went and made a whip. He didn't go and pick it up from a store, He went and made it. That isn't a 5min job. Then He drove all the animals and people out of the temple with it.

[@MrSuckeragi]

Esther 8:11The king’s decree gave the Jews in every city authority to unite to defend their lives. They were allowed to kill, slaughter, and annihilate anyone of any nationality or province who might attack them or their children and wives, and to take the property of their enemies.

[@phcusnret]

So many boating accidents. How tragic.

[@brendanr1525]

Yeah, R*dnecks just aint that good at boating... 😉

[@cececox6399]

❤❤❤😂

[@alessandromatteo8365]

Ben needs to start a parents tutorial on how your kids should answer questions... this is a great start...

[@Bigdogspyke]

Yeah they do this when they abuse them too…..

[@PhoenixNeuman-o6m]

Absolutely love this one I am laughing so hard. Very very good well said train those kids early

[@markk3254]

When im in the bathroom, I always ask for a warrant when someone knocks on the stall door.

[@mamasotherdaughter4982]

😂😂😂

[@tsugikuniyorichii7771]

Need to bribe to enter then

[@missmrocks]

Teachers should NOT be asking children if they had their flu shot, it's absolutely NONE of their business. But it has nothing to do with HIPAA, but rather it applies to medical workers not sharing your medical information without your consent. But I agree! Train your kids early folks!

[@JustinW90]

It applies to a lot of people handling that information, not just medical workers, but yes.

[@ruthlaferriere4276]

It’s covered by HIPPA if ur not inclined to share & no one can make u nor ur Dr

[@rlkinnard]

@@JustinW90 other than people who are involved in treating patients or working for people who are; who else is bound by HIPPA?

[@thisismyyoutubeaccount3322]

@@rlkinnard Insurance companies.

[@phitsf5475]

​@TurdFerguson43 I understand your point but I'm not taking your word for it. By stealing and handling medical records you are in a way accepting custody of those records which will in fact make you in violation of HIPPA if you were to share any of that information without appropriate consent.

[@ScottSchell-f1l]

Someday soon we will be looking back at this and not realizing how true it is

[@franciswhitten7516]

What do you mean, someday? That day has come the intrusion into our personal lives is getting worse. This crap sharing is caring is BS.

[@martykitson3442]

Knock knock... show me your warrant 👍🤣😁🤣😁🤣

[@christianperea3592]

Dads are the coolest😂

[@OreoWaffles44]

lol (my dads a lawyer) so mine would be: if someone ever tells you “hit me, i’ll give you a free one” just before you get into a tussle, then you are legally allowed to hit them because they gave you consent. And if they hit you back then you can press charges for assault, and they can’t press charges on you because you didn’t give consent and you were defending yourself😂 however you must have proof that they gave consent before you hit them; which is not that hard to acquire since everyone records a fight now a days EDIT: my dad taught this to me when i was getting bullied in school. I might get in trouble with the school, but i won’t get in trouble with the law. And he’d never punish me for defending myself❤️

[@amywilks]

Someone once told me if you keep a baseball bat in your car to. ( defend yourself obviously) keep a glove too, so you can say I was just out playing ball

[@Loreley07kiss]

@@amywilksbrilliant

[@foxtrotdeltausn4757]

First, this video is gold but one note. The asking about a flu shot is not a HIPAA Viloation. HIPAA only protects you from your health care team sharing medical information without your consent. It doesn't apply to others asking you. I can ask whatever I want, and it's up to you to decide whether to tell me or not. Having worked at a hospital during my last year in the Navy while I was being medically retired and having to sit through training after training on it, it erks me when everyone thinks every medical question is a HIPAA violation. You only show your own ignorance by saying it.

[@vampfashions]

Canada is now outsourcing a contractor to compile everyone's medical info, patient charts, vax history, to have available for the government to track "things" more easily. Privacy is apparently not a "thing" here. Don't let your gov't go that way.

[@ultima199g]

It's HIPAA, not HIPPA. You could at least get it right if you're going to try and shame others.

[@ellaenman4049]

Thank you, that was annoying me

[@Gerrly]

It was annoying me, too. I came here to say this. (And, psst, it’s HIPAA)

[@foxtrotdeltausn4757]

@@Gerrly stroke brain is a B, thanks

[@psilocybebae7106]

Actually HIPPA violation would be the doctor telling your teacher without your permission. 😂but that was too cute

[@preferanonymous]

And the teacher doesn't really need to ask the doctor, nor do they need permission to see what's on file with the school already. Teachers also have HIPAA training for that very reason, especially since we work with special education and other types of populations with non-typical medical histories. People just need to calm their tits and stop acting like everything is some sort of conspiracy to take away their Freedumb.

[@pitchforkpeasant6219]

@@preferanonymousso you completely trust all politicians on both sides of the government? Because they would never blatantly lie or even lie by omission when it comes to anything? Because, “conspiracy theories “….

[@46993-r]

@@pitchforkpeasant6219 Why is there only two possibilities with you? Is that how your world works? The concept of a spectrum or scale does not exist in your world? Wild.

[@Fiery154]

It could* be a HIPPA violation if the teacher is asking the child to answer this question in front of other students.

[@erinwelk343]

God bless you all truly

[@17luckynumbers]

Omg, that’s great parenting right there!😂

[@ammodog89b79]

I LOVE these fathers, I especially love the wife that's like "baby we're two of a mind". 😂

[@ChrisJones-pi5mh]

As a Canadian living in the corrupt trudeau government, I’m using that boating accident one 😂

[@mollymitchell1926]

I feel for you and hope things get better in CA.

[@earlestes8649]

A lot of us Americans have lost our guns in boating accidents

[@cececox6399]

​@@earlestes8649😂❤😂❤😂

[@zav75]

Too late you're now on a list.

[@michaelnolan63]

"Show me the warrant"😂😂😂

[@greghines7831]

That in fact is not a HIPPA violation. HIPPA is to keep YOUR doctors office from sharing YOUR information. HIPPA does not cover a teacher asking about a flu shot. If that were the case schools couldn't ask about vaccinations

[@cestinybeuerlein1083]

I recall years ago when my girls were young and one came home saying their teacher asked who their parents were voting for... that's when my whole perspective began to change

[@vanringo]

I conveniently lost all of my guns in a boating accident on Lake Neely Henry in Alabama just before I moved to Illinois.

[@debbieolandese4912]

Good for you! 😊

[@heatherhopfinger3942]

Ben this is funnier than my Jar Jar Binks joke about Jar Jar owning a coffee shop called Java the hut

[@cececox6399]

😂❤😂❤😂

[@rlkinnard]

The HIPAA violation only works if she is a medical practitioner protecting the rights of her patients. i hope that she knows that and can explain it to Ben and her Dad.

[@3drage]

*HIPAA, you uncultured swine.

[@ajalvarez3111]

You are correct. The correct answer the young girl should have given was: “Fuck right the fuck off and shame on you for trying to pry private information from a young child that doesn’t know better. If you ask me something like that again I will tell my Dad that you tried to diddle me.” There. Fixed it.

[@minic3549]

One P two As. But you’re correct

[@technicianbis5250-ig1zd]

Maybe she was playing operation at the time? 😂

[@SophiaTrimmer]

The kid at the end, I swear, Southern (American) accents make everything funnier

[@conniejohnson3153]

Except HIPPA has absolutely nothing to do with telling someone about your own medical info.

[@jeffdurall8353]

I've been using the boating accident line for more than 40 years!!! Good for that man to teach another generation on how to correctly answer that question. Makes me proud.

[@may1351]

As someone who is possibly interested in a gun who spends a lot of time on boats, when and why would I used this phrase?

[@srishtihirani7686]

What does that mean

[@katiejon17]

Why use “boating accident”?

[@rdtyphon6684]

Yeah why?

[@oz_jones]

Kids say the darnest things

[@Cynnas]

That kid says the wrong thing tho

[@TheLibraryCop3000]

My dad is a lawyer and was a D.A. for 30 years! It’s both a blessing and a curse 🤣🤣🤣

[@holdy-foldy]

Funny thing is it is not a HIPAA violation. People love to use legal terminology medical terminology and the Constitution to try to validate and justify it's funny because they get it wrong almost every time

[@jilliventures]

Yes!!!! I agree totally!!! I always want to correct people when they throw HIPAA around. They can’t even tell you what the initials stand for much less have an understanding of even the basics of the rule. Irks me to no end!!!

[@holdy-foldy]

@@jilliventures I hear ya!!! Along with HIPPA is when dumb dumbs start yelling about "their" rights when they are in a privately owned business. Hilarious

[@elishevahgodfrey3888]

You win! First belly laugh of the day!!!

[@arfriedman4577]

The little girl made me smile.

[@Allthemotioninwhite]

But she was wrong though.

[@stopmotionmayzie]

bens laugh is my favorite

[@svietka202]

sometimes I replay his things just to watch him laugh

[@Wil_Liam1]

I was there that day of the boating accident and lost mine as well while saving the other boaters..

[@daphne10120]

That’s not a HIPAA violation. A violation would be a health care worker proving protected patient information to someone who is not a part of the treatment team. A person providing their own health history, in this case their vaccination record, and being asked to do so for something like school or work, is not a violation.

[@laurasalzer8338]

Excellent.

[@AtarahDerek]

It warms my heart to see good parents being good parents.

[@rodneysmith7272]

Sure they get laughs, but when I teach my grandson a dirty limerick at 8 all the sudden I'm the bad guy

[@Riley_Mundt]

There once was a woman from Venus whose body was shaped like a...

[@oksills]

You would most definitely be a real bad guy at my house. You are really over stepping , unless your kids are also poor parents. 😊

[@judigrumm7190]

It's 'all of a sudden' and you gotta teach him who he can sing it to and who are too stupid to get the humour.

[@HollyMoore-wo2mh]

@@Riley_Mundt BEAT ME TO THAT.... 🤣🤣🤣

[@JamesThomas-kx5sj]

​@@oksillsYour house doesn't sound like much fun

[@Cocod73]

Wow. Training up the future magas. Nice work 👏

[@JugglingJuggalos]

We need it, the way it's going

[@darrenrowat2518]

Thats pure class Ben. Pays to know the law😂😂😂

[@lucyadams2790]

😂😂😂😂😂 nobody here but us chickens....no booty....just chickens.....😂😂🎉

[@davidlococo4158]

Handling the truth carefully is a great ability to have.

[@Allthemotioninwhite]

But that hipaa part wasn’t the truth. That’s not a violation…

[@davidlococo4158]

@@Allthemotioninwhite Inquiring about protected healthcare information is on a need to know basis, so what you said is incorrect. A HIPAA violation can cost an individual up to $10,000 fine and possible jail time.

[@JohnGramer06]

I can imagine that girl hearing that phrase for the first time like: "who violated a hippo?"

[@WeTravelOnlyByNightAsItsSoHot]

Great Parenting right there.

[@Cynnas]

It's not great to teach them incorrectly.

[@TC-vq6yz]

When the youngest after turning 16 y.o. wanted to complete her medical intake paperwork at the clinic. When she came to the question asking if there were guns in the house, I told her to leave it blank. Having been brought up to be truthful, she was confused so I told her that information has nothing to do with the health issue for which she was being seen. The clinicians all say the information is gathered to complete a mental health wellness evaluation, but honestly, the previous question should have been enough. The prior question asked if the patient felt safe or threatened at home.

[@christinepiearson6407]

Love all these! 🙌

[@painkillers15]

Today my 7 year old son volunteered this information " China wont directly attack us because our army is more powerful so they try to manipulate us through temu" 😅

[@christinaburney5935]

Teach them about the resting redneck army already stocked up and ready to go too if they want to argue numbers.😂

[@carlausoff6407]

Mine was the little girl and the HIPPA violation. But that could be any medical or first responder 😂😂😂

[@deVeaux3962]

I know these are jokes. . . but that's not a HIPPA violation

[@joncrisp85]

I have a HIPPA joke but I can't tell you.

[@deVeaux3962]

@@joncrisp85 L0L!

[@invisiblespirit5476]

Also, it’s HIPAA, not HIPPA. Which just kind of makes it funnier that you don’t understand what a HIPAA violation actually is.

[@billbercik944]

I love this family !!!

[@natescode]

Cus they're dumb and don't know what HIPAA means?

[@joselrosario5931]

I love Ben’s reaction. Priceless!

[@jazznickel]

Yup, None of those are hipaa violations!

[@pamelag7553]

Still a privacy violation. Teachers should teach and leave the rest to the school nurse or the admin. No offense, but too many kids are sent to the next grade without reading /math at grade level. The system is broken sadly.

[@katiejon17]

True. But 1) her teacher isn’t going to know that, and 2) we can change the wording to “that’s confidential medical information between me, my parents, and my doctor - but I’ll be sure to let my mother know you tried to ask me”.

[@Verity-thetruecrossreference]

It’s actually not a HIPAA violation to ask if someone is vaccinated.

[@Rye312]

@@userI3I2 most things yes as to what i am and am not vaccinated against thats for me to know and a HIPAA violation only if my healthcare team tells you.

[@Raddflyer]

Yes, it is. It's not the right of the child to disclose that information, it's the parents or guardians' liberty. It's a medical procedure involving a minor.

[@littleredbender]

@@Raddflyer The only people obligated to follow HIPAA are healthcare workers or healthcare-adjacent people who have access to protected health information. If you were to give out your family's medical information to strangers, you'd be an ass, but you wouldn't have violated HIPAA.

[@Raddflyer]

@@littleredbenderYes, coercing medical information from someone, including a child, can be a violation of the Health Insurance Portability and Accountability Act (HIPAA). HIPAA protects individuals’ medical records and other personal health information by limiting who can access and receive this information without consent If you believe that someone has violated HIPAA by coercing medical information from your child, you can file a complaint with the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services Office for Civil Rights (OCR), which is responsible for enforcing the HIPAA Privacy and Security Rules2.

[@Raddflyer]

@@littleredbender Therefore, unless you are the parent or guardian with legal rights to the information, or have obtained consent from the patient or their legal representative, asking for a child’s medical information could potentially be a HIPAA violation. It’s important to respect privacy and ensure that any sharing of medical information complies with HIPAA regulations and state laws

[@scottmitchell7576]

Unbelievably, that girls reply made her even MORE cute 🥺

[@sealofthesea5233]

Well done!

[@candiniedzielski7263]

Yes go dad teaching you daughter the law!!! Props to dad! 👏👏👏🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲

[@Egumusdere]

Just remember people. Asking a question is not a violation.

[@pamelag7553]

@Egumusdere, asking children is a bit shifty. Teacher can check with school nurse right? Or ask parents. No child needs a Rona shot as it has far too many dangerous complications and healthy kids are not at risk.

[@MzNomiNative]

My 9 yr old granddaughter ordered a Bloody Mary and now I'm a real alcoholic!!

[@EmperorMaximus66]

The little girl was so adorable!

[@ThisIsAbstract]

Not the bow-tin axident 😂

[@carlharris2901]

Its ironic that these are the same people that will watch the cops kill a person and say "just obey the law and..."

[@poolhall9632]

it's not a hipa violation - the teacher isn't bound by that - that's not even how that works - what ridiculous nonsense.

[@Catechuman23]

Ok Karen

[@poolhall9632]

@@Catechuman23 imagine my surprise when you ( *with no irony* ) misuse the term "Karen" to try to belittle me. I couldn't write this, it's just too good 😂 how embarrassing for you. Karen's aren't "um actuallys" and they're certainly not "know it alls". Try again 🤷🏼‍♂️

[@preferanonymous]

We (teachers) are bound by HIPAA and we have HIPAA training. We work with aaaaaallll kinds of students with non-typical medical backgrounds, particularly with our special education populations. We have access to all of the files of our students because we have a reasonable need for access to them.

[@poolhall9632]

@@preferanonymous Schools used to have nurses that did all of these things - maybe you're just too young to remember a time when teachers actually were teaching and not pretending to be medical professionals.

[@preferanonymous]

@@poolhall9632 Considering every school I've ever taught at or attended has had a nurse, including the current one... You need to just sit down. lol

[@stevenmiller7267]

Proof that there are some good parents out there yet showing there's still hope for Humanity

[@neilacrabtree1617]

Teach them right! 😂

[@maximus11400]

That is not a HIPAA violation. If you are going to train your kids early at least tell them the right information.

[@scottclough9197]

Good answer survey says

[@cindysmithlucinda6369]

Sometimes I watch these things just too see Ben laugh!!! 😂😂😂😂

[@ZoeyaEstq]

So real

[@michaelandrews1480]

Yep! That's right! 🤣🤣🤣. SHIW ME THE WARRANT!! 😎😎😎

[@preferanonymous]

Social services can veeeery easily gain access for an *involuntary* home inspection when a child is saying things that raise suspicions, and some of these kinds of things do (and should) raise suspicions.

[@c19xxc73]

If it affects public safety, citing a hipaa violation is just asinine

[@ladypamela8269]

Perfect training for the children

[@natescode]

Yup already a dumb Trumper

[@B.C.5230]

Genius 😂

[@SaintSC05]

That's not a HIPAA violation.

[@Drikett1]

Ikr HIPAA apples to if the teacher got the info without concent of the person or breach of it. Simply asking isn't a HIPAA violation iirc

[@HollyMoore-wo2mh]

Yeah it is. You cannot call at a hospital and ask how a patient is doing -even IF it is your husband. My MIL had to be on the CALL LIST before she could ask about her HUSBAND.

[@Sedhill]

​@@Drikett1😂 dude it is for sure kids dont know. Teachers shouldnt ask at all

[@seelos2009]

​@HollyMoore-wo2mh it's not... hipaa only applies to health care providers not teachers or anyone else. Google it if u dont believe me.

[@Drikett1]

@hillarysanderson1845 kids that young wouldn't know but asking isn't a violation regardless

[@ivannightly1919]

well trained kids

[@Megaflytron.]

Splitting hairs over the specifics over a HIPPA violation being something other than what was addressed here is unbelievable. Asking a kid that age their medical history instead of speaking with their guardians is the improper familiarity thst opened the door to this in the first place. A hearty "f you, nosy" is more appropriae, really, but a bit harsh.

[@Didleeios88]

HIPPA rules don't apply to patients. They are allowed to reveal anything. HIPPA applies to record keepers and medical providers. A teacher asking a child those questions does raise issues of ethics and privacy since a child doesn't understand the implications of revealing information. But schools regularly ask for vaccination history and should have every right to.

[@figjelly3476]

Asking the child to reveal personal medical history without a parent or guardian with them is the issue. They are MINORS.

[@RebelTheRealRebel]

Only the nurse has the right to ask for personal medical information to be disclosed by the parent. Why tf would a teacher be asking any student anything like that?

[@HankMtl]

I taught my kids to lie early too. Now they take care of me with the money they make from their fraudulent schemes. They make me so proud. ❤

[@VanaèHardesty950]

😂😆🤣😅