How To Celebrate Your Birthday Right

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[@0ffendingeverybody]

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[@hanshosel7431]

This hit harder than my dads belt. Respect for that one!

[@0ffendingeverybody]

Damn thats hard

[@hanshosel7431]

@@0ffendingeverybody 😏

[@christianwhite4617]

@@0ffendingeverybody I’m hard rn

[@MiserablePizza]

@@0ffendingeverybodyyou know what else is hard when I look at you 😏

[@Aether-master]

@@0ffendingeverybody shalom brotha from anota motah

[@maxxpls]

just binged your entire channel, good shit dude, can't wait to see your stuff take off

[@0ffendingeverybody]

Appreciate it Maxxpls. Got more bangers coming soon

[@thisiswhereidied3054]

Update, it did took off

[@cynic1841]

This shit is so unbelievably funny like I usually don’t laugh at anything anymore but this always gets me

[@0ffendingeverybody]

Appreciate it Cynic 1. Got more bangers coming soon

[@Michael-du3mg]

Same here. Watching from oldest to newest video, and this channel is comedy gold.

[@Youjustgotheystinkyed]

I just realized how short life actually is…

[@powerofjakerock7239]

Hands down the funniest channel I’ve seen in a LONG time. I’ve subscribed and I plan on watching every video until you inevitably get banned!

[@0ffendingeverybody]

We all know its an inevitability. Glad to have you on for the ride Jacob

[@segnen9765]

My grandma is SOMEHOW 110

[@seanmcclure9852]

Damn she mowing down Hella kids

[@jarnobrock]

wow she is totally 110

[@betelgeuse227]

She doesnt wanna lose crreative mode😂

[@Stoofiii]

damn my grandma is dead

[@IMRTLDAN]

0:38 has me bamboozled

[@0ffendingeverybody]

Haha I'm just keeping it real

[@Ell-qj4fn]

This came up on my recommended one day before my birthday

[@TheFluffyWendigo]

Order food before you smoke a bowl, i woke up to $40 worth of Taco Bell on my front door because i kept forgetting I already ordered food

[@CatsAreAwesome146]

this guy is as if KZbin shorts was longer but still had all the appeal and its more funny

[@TheBandGuyy]

2:41 got me ROLLING 😭😭😭

[@thatboy2464]

Good

[@0ffendingeverybody]

Thanks UgandaKuckles33

[@afishnamedbro5594]

Posted this on my Birthday! Thanks OffendingEverybody

[@0ffendingeverybody]

I knew there was a sign to post this today

[@afishnamedbro5594]

@@0ffendingeverybody lmao thanks man

[@Tenebris-]

God, this made me more depressed then going to war

[@0ffendingeverybody]

Always trying to raise spirits on this channel Tenebris

[@Tenebris-]

@@0ffendingeverybody I know, and it's not your fault, it's just my mind being messed up the fuck up...

[@furries4evaandeva]

This hit harder than my drunk step-dad holy shit

[@musicbeast_yt]

22 3 years left for my brain to finally figure out its shit

[@lorelaishanks570]

I love your channel because you are soo fucking funny😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@the_cringe_nerd]

Bro, I've met people above 100 that can outrun a goat on a farm and play a great game of chess afterwards. When I asked his secret he said "You need two things to live this long: Coffee & Sex"

[@thestraysheep3781]

121 years old and you pass the age the bible says we die. You beat even gods prediction

[@dapperdan9573]

I'm looking forward to being 30

[@rodrigueflieller1825]

1 day ago it was my 21st birthday 🤨

[@0ffendingeverybody]

21 is a great age to be Rodrigue

[@facemenareweird]

Im looking forward to my trancendance

[@EdibleDishsoap]

"grandpa for the last time, stop murdering children!"

[@nr1strengthstackingtank701]

:0

[@0ffendingeverybody]

Accurate reaction

[@sithumnimsara5756]

Im looking for my last one. Wish it be sooner

[@ClonetrooperDogclone]

Playing chicken with girls and the boys

[@Razbox360]

3:30 😂

[@matthewclark6848]

81-100? I'd be too afraid to go to sleep 'cause I probably not wake up.

[@0ffendingeverybody]

We all be luck if we woke up that old

[@7uls13-n2o]

Man I hop I live til 90

[@rrdutch4111]

“Grandpa!!! Stop murdering children!” He’s not a college chick with a Planned Parenthood membership…

[@808_desciple]

Bro said kobe

[@Boyso5407]

I didn’t see a Tom Brady mention coming.

[@ArthurThomasBragaloni]

Im not balanced on anythijg so I think ill either die right after high school or live to like 105

[@generalgordon167]

ha in new zealand you can drink from day dot,as long as your parents give it to you. (this is an actual law)

[@Skity_13_AF]

4:10 me too

[@ThrillsofColdplay]

This would be offensive from someone else but this is funny

[@JP-MobileGames]

I’m 13 but I’m not jewish😢 I just want some 😻

[@hojatjoe4072]

kobeee

[@snicklfritzSCPSL2.0]

Who knew the joke as 13 in texas cause a kid fucking died in auston FUCK YA

[@Nataliatg89PW]

You guys start kindergarten at 5? We start it at 3.

[@0ffendingeverybody]

Preschool is 3 over here Nataliatg

[@diegopadilla3309]

First joke of the video and I had to do a double take damn 😂

[@decotheepicguy]

Im looking foward to 15-16... wait The legal age to get laid in my country is 18... 21 then since i will be able to drink alcohol and it must be tasty

[@hamsterkooo_]

3 sec into the vid

[@Absolutelynofilter]

Balls

[@liamjohns]

200

[@stevenstorms1907]

Bruh that sky writing idea is actually genius

[@0ffendingeverybody]

I honestly can't recommend it more

[@thenickgonzalez]

Am I in the matrix?

[@0ffendingeverybody]

@@thenickgonzalez No just a man giving himself handies

[@JohnnyX9]

@@0ffendingeverybody oh my god I’ve never been happier 😂

[@JohnnyX9]

@@0ffendingeverybodyhow do you come up with this shit

[@isaacnewton1643]

Another masterpiece. Age 15 milestone starts younger nowadays.

[@0ffendingeverybody]

People be porkin pre teens now in days

[@bl1tz533]

​@@0ffendingeverybodydeadass im convinced its all bullshit, honestly. Everyone just lying to seem more impressive than before, and since we did that shit like 100 times over, you dont brag by saying you fucked at 15 nawh nawh you gotta say you fucked at 11 or some shit

[@KreZturb0]

​@@bl1tz533some people aren't bullshitting

[@kiwi4350]

even younger if you go to church

[@ITSTIMETOSAYGOODBYE]

@@0ffendingeverybody porkin 3 year olds

[@legoqueen6146]

Bro, genuine question, how do you upload so often and keep up the video quality? Love you man keep it up maybe Netflix will hit you up.

[@0ffendingeverybody]

I spend the first 5 hours everyday taking Adderall and writing

[@Tri_Nguyen_]

​@@0ffendingeverybodyAnd u question why there's an Adderal shortage

[@Tim_1101]

@@0ffendingeverybodysame but without writing

[@KajXZ]

​@@0ffendingeverybodycocaine is a good addition to that routine.

[@timberrrton]

same @@Tim_1101

[@sonsofliberty9110]

2:43 You won my subscription with this one bud, Fucking gold 😂. Rip Black mamba 🙏🏽

[@0ffendingeverybody]

Appreciate it sonsofliberty. Got more bangers coming soon

[@JoshuaTheGamerYT]

KOBE!

[@JoshuaTheGamerYT]

That was the best part

[@KirbosVids]

True story my Uncle died on his birthday because he tried skydiving but his parachute took inspiration from my johnson and bailed out last second

[@0ffendingeverybody]

Which Milestones Are You Guys Looking Forward To?

[@operagxgx6757]

Having Sex

[@David_Fellner]

I'm looking forward to my 80's (or whatever decade I start _looking_ 80). Being old opens up massive opportunities for trolling in the real world. For example, I plan to get a greeting job at some department store and say something generic like "Welcome to Wal-Mart; get your shit and get out!" until someone complains about me. Then, when a manager comes over to talk to me, I lament that "this job is all I have!" and then fake a heart attack.

[@SomeGuyWhoLikesFNF]

I'm looking forward to my 20's because I want to become part of an army 😈

[@ezy6650]

the last one.

[@Junkyard_music69]

Age 2

[@macncheesejayden]

Another amazing and hilarious vid, glad to see they're coming out quicker, and just as good!

[@0ffendingeverybody]

Appreciate the support MacNCheese Jayden. Got some even wilder ones coming soon

[@damianstone2204]

Siting next to my mom and says yeah Damian at 4:08

[@Mephistopheles_666]

Favorite part of these videos is hands down that sexy outro

[@0ffendingeverybody]

Gonna be Hhhard not to subscribe

[@Mephistopheles_666]

@@0ffendingeverybody been subbed 😎

[@nr1strengthstackingtank701]

100+ please lol

[@0ffendingeverybody]

Thats officially God mode

[@ALLYasishereLOL]

0:32 this would not happen if students and teachers can carry a concealed weapon like hell it doesn’t have to be a Glock just a blade or pepper spray and that 21 you displayed a tt30 a tokarev is a ww2 Soviet bootleg m1911 and it’s a nightmare to conceal

[@Thisanakwardlylongusername]

you dumbass

[@skaldmalgaming]

That KOBE got me kicking my legs fr

[@nathanreid904]

It’s my moms birthday today 🎉 I’m gonna send her this video

[@0ffendingeverybody]

She'll definitely enjoy the retirement part

[@southpawsuni]

40’s was wild 😭😭

[@0ffendingeverybody]

I went hard on that one Southpaw

[@christhelucario7607]

Hahahaha i'm dying right now, amazing video

[@0ffendingeverybody]

Appreciate the support Lucario. Got more bangers coming soon

[@josephnkhoma9454]

I got h#rny at the age of 11 but learning to get h#rny when your 15-16 above is too weird…

[@PaulTheSkeptic]

That's a very common misconception that I think most people believe or did believe at some point. But your brain never stops developing. You're never done. And that makes sense. I'm old af and still feel like a kid kinda. Maybe not like a little kid but it's definitely like "Omg, these young people think I know what I'm doing and that I'm worldly and wise and not making it all up as I go, confused and just pretending." I think everyone feels like that. Except when you're young it's more like "I got all this s#!+." just before life kicks you in the balls.

[@tyrekeswag]

Currently 16 but I think I will definitely take your advice on waiting until im 17

[@0ffendingeverybody]

17 is a solid age to test drive your first kitty

[@simunpusec1078]

Im 15 i visited germany when i was 14 and drank beer there, now im waiting to be 18 and drink some rakija.🇭🇷europe flex

[@nzxt_havoc836]

Same I’m waiting to be 17

[@Marko-uq2rh]

0:54 as an Australian I don’t relate.

[@bird-war]

Offending Everybody might not be a pro Michael Jordan style basketball player but he never misses

[@Luckyshape]

The fact that this video got uploaded the day before my birthday and I missed it. Damn.

[@brianbelson9834]

If you’re 101 years of age or older you legally cannot play with legos by manufacturer standards

[@Dangerous_DM]

Legal way I don’t know if this works but If you owe money that goes to your children, or you could specifically say that 20k worth of dept goes to the trans kid

[@startimprovment]

After watching so many videos of you this is the most funny one

[@akiannn]

My family is literally immortal, these immortal men live until the age of almost 90 to 107. I remember that old, senile grandfather of mine, who thought he was in World War II and every time he saw a woman Her breasts were hungry and she would scream, "I only have a short time left to live." She did this once at a funeral, and she died a week later.

[@SanjTheManj]

Why is this guys videos too good 😭😂

[@0ffendingeverybody]

Appreciate it MrTryard. Got more bangers coming soon

[@stinbray1120]

if i make it to 100 lets just say granbi colorado is gonna look like a tea party

[@TrickGamer55]

tell me that coby at 2:42 was not the funniest shit like if you agree 🤣🤣

[@Funny--valenntine]

my great grandma is almost 100, is she considered a legend?

[@vincaszemaitis8423]

130- You broke a Guinness world record

[@Marcalfaro42]

Feel Deja vu to one of those streams hmmmmm

[@0ffendingeverybody]

In my defense this was a banger that more peeps needed to see

[@gomango99]

At 4:19 the new youtube UI highlighted the subscribe button lmfao

[@wayneisname4544]

I'm looking forward to 100 so I can play goat simulator in real life and get away with it lol

[@0ffendingeverybody]

I'm lookin forward to porkin a goat at 100. Who is gonna tell me no at that age

[@wodzimierz-ht4nz]

in europe you can legally drink when you're 18

[@morshu8267]

Or 16 depending on the place

[@wodzimierz-ht4nz]

@@morshu8267 true

[@markgaumee]

Your personality and jokes are more than enough to get another subscriber🤣🤣🤣

[@bronx9]

I looking forward to 15!

[@gavinmcawesome]

1:57 to much South Park

[@ITZ_Dennis]

i fucking love youre videos i have soon whatched them all in a time span of 2 days i am devostated you gotta post more

[@0ffendingeverybody]

The more people share these with homies. The more I'll be able to post Catondrgz

[@isthiswherewecamein6130]

I thought your will would be to send your sister the bones of her cat she loved that's been missing for 10 years!!! Of couse you would send heres via A swasti-ka envelope!!(If you don't know, keep watching!!

[@gamertv8979]

love your videos

[@0ffendingeverybody]

Appreciate it Gamer. Got more bangers coming soon

[@damianhayes4206]

holy shit dude i damn near choked on ramen keep it up your hilarious

[@Cheekysquirel]

Every birthday is 100 if you are cool with taking the fast way out after

[@SmokyCobra45499]

Kobe is crazy

[@enchantedgoldenapple3290]

0:36 actually 13 is when your sins start to count towards yourself rather then your parents, adult is still 18

[@RoyalAspects]

Today is the big 21 for me, so pretty much the last ”special” birthday for me. Gonna try to make the most of it wooooooooo!💀🎊

[@Ken_Brz]

Can‘t wait to hit 100y now you‘re truly free to do what you want. And the intrusive thoughts always win, cause you know: no more grasp of reality 🙂😂

[@purgejmi]

The last time I had Burger King was about 9 years ago. It tasted like flavorless crap, and it wasn't a cheap burger, naw, it was like, the 2nd or 3rd most expensive burger they had, it was loaded and it tasted flavorless. Honestly, McDonald's ain't so bad compared to that ****** sandwich, 5 star burgers at McDonald's compared to that. If I'd thrown it on the ground and stomped on it with my boot it would have tasted better.

[@IMTortillaMoon]

A lot of sex toys are actually waterproof, so more likely if they brought it in a bathtub, it would probably sink and accidently stick to the sides or floor. If its activate it, depending on which type it is, you can make a small wave pool, or a shakey bath. Not that I know or anything I heard it from a friend.

[@swpro7617]

In my family it's somewhat commen to live over 100 so I'll be looking forward to that

[@MiniGoku7]

i never really celebrated my birthday because my birthday always lands on a school day or my family forget. I turn 21 last month and did not really did anything.

[@chiefs300]

My little sister's name actually is Becky. This means something. Probably time to hire a skywriter.

[@PumpkinHead58OG]

Most the woman I've asked the ultimate aphrodisiac is extacy tho they do be loving money

[@Jaysiebo0_]

My cousins great-great grandma is somehow still alive at 106😭😭

[@ofirmedini6561]

Become the president of the USA? Again grandpa just let Obama win it again