How To Celebrate Your Birthday Right

[@0ffendingeverybody]

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[@hanshosel7431]

This hit harder than my dads belt. Respect for that one!

[@0ffendingeverybody]

Damn thats hard

[@hanshosel7431]

@@0ffendingeverybody 😏

[@christianwhite4617]

@@0ffendingeverybody I’m hard rn

[@miserablepizza]

@@0ffendingeverybodyyou know what else is hard when I look at you 😏

[@Aether-master]

@@0ffendingeverybody shalom brotha from anota motah

[@stevenstorms1907]

Bruh that sky writing idea is actually genius

[@0ffendingeverybody]

I honestly can't recommend it more

[@thenickgonzalez]

Am I in the matrix?

[@0ffendingeverybody]

@@thenickgonzalez No just a man giving himself handies

[@Emma1and2]

@@0ffendingeverybody oh my god I’ve never been happier 😂

[@Emma1and2]

@@0ffendingeverybodyhow do you come up with this shit

[@sonsofliberty9110]

2:43 You won my subscription with this one bud, Fucking gold 😂. Rip Black mamba 🙏🏽

[@0ffendingeverybody]

Appreciate it sonsofliberty. Got more bangers coming soon

[@JoshuaTheGamerYT]

KOBE!

[@JoshuaTheGamerYT]

That was the best part

[@maxxpls]

just binged your entire channel, good shit dude, can't wait to see your stuff take off

[@0ffendingeverybody]

Appreciate it Maxxpls. Got more bangers coming soon

[@thisiswhereidied3054]

Update, it did took off

[@isaacnewton1643]

Another masterpiece. Age 15 milestone starts younger nowadays.

[@0ffendingeverybody]

People be porkin pre teens now in days

[@bl1tz533]

​@@0ffendingeverybodydeadass im convinced its all bullshit, honestly. Everyone just lying to seem more impressive than before, and since we did that shit like 100 times over, you dont brag by saying you fucked at 15 nawh nawh you gotta say you fucked at 11 or some shit

[@KreZturb0]

​@@bl1tz533some people aren't bullshitting

[@kiwi4350]

even younger if you go to church

[@ITSTIMETOSAYGOODBYE]

@@0ffendingeverybody porkin 3 year olds

[@cynic1841]

This shit is so unbelievably funny like I usually don’t laugh at anything anymore but this always gets me

[@0ffendingeverybody]

Appreciate it Cynic 1. Got more bangers coming soon

[@Michael-du3mg]

Same here. Watching from oldest to newest video, and this channel is comedy gold.

[@owethundlovu9308]

0:33 The Kid Named Paint💀

[@Gahwotchii]

kid named finger: ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣴⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣦⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣤⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⢠ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⣛⣻⣿⣿⣟⣿⣿⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣫⣽⣾⣻⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢰⣿⣿⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠻⡿⠿⠟⠛⣟⣿⣽⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠸⣿⣿⣿⣷⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠍⠈⠀⠁⣴⡆⠀⠀⠠⢭⣮⣿⡶⠀⠀ ⠀⡴⠲⣦⢽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⣩⣨⣀⡄⣐⣾⣿⣿⣇⠠⣷⣶⣿⣿⡠⠁⠀ ⠀⠃⢀⡄⠀⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣽⢿⣿⣯⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⣿⣿⡟⣿⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠣⠧⠀⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⢸⣿⠿⠿⠿⣧⠙⣿⣿⡿⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠁⠼⣒⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣠⣬⠀⠀⠀⠀⣾⣷⡈⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⢳⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢟⠗⠼⠖⠒⠔⠉⠉⠻⣿⠇⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⣻⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⡀⣤⡄⠸⣰⣾⡒⣷⣴⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠂⢸⡗⡄⠘⠭⣭⣷⣿⣮⣠⣌⣫⣿⣷⣿⣿⠃⠀⠈⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠀⢸⣿⣾⣷⣦⡿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢻⠞⣹⣿⣿⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢘⠀⠘⢻⡿⢿⣋⣤⣤⠌⠉⠛⠛⠀⠈⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡀

[@legoqueen6146]

Bro, genuine question, how do you upload so often and keep up the video quality? Love you man keep it up maybe Netflix will hit you up.

[@0ffendingeverybody]

I spend the first 5 hours everyday taking Adderall and writing

[@Tri_Nguyen_]

​@@0ffendingeverybodyAnd u question why there's an Adderal shortage

[@Tim_1101]

@@0ffendingeverybodysame but without writing

[@RuinXZ]

​@@0ffendingeverybodycocaine is a good addition to that routine.

[@timberrrton]

same @@Tim_1101

[@powerofjakerock7239]

Hands down the funniest channel I’ve seen in a LONG time. I’ve subscribed and I plan on watching every video until you inevitably get banned!

[@0ffendingeverybody]

We all know its an inevitability. Glad to have you on for the ride Jacob

[@macncheesejayden]

Another amazing and hilarious vid, glad to see they're coming out quicker, and just as good!

[@0ffendingeverybody]

Appreciate the support MacNCheese Jayden. Got some even wilder ones coming soon

[@0ffendingeverybody]

Which Milestones Are You Guys Looking Forward To?

[@operagxgx6757]

Having Sex

[@Disgruntled_Dave]

I'm looking forward to my 80's (or whatever decade I start _looking_ 80). Being old opens up massive opportunities for trolling in the real world. For example, I plan to get a greeting job at some department store and say something generic like "Welcome to Wal-Mart; get your shit and get out!" until someone complains about me. Then, when a manager comes over to talk to me, I lament that "this job is all I have!" and then fake a heart attack.

[@SomeGuyWhoLikesFNF]

I'm looking forward to my 20's because I want to become part of an army 😈

[@ezy6650]

the last one.

[@Junkyard_music69]

Age 2

[@KirbosVids]

True story my Uncle died on his birthday because he tried skydiving but his parachute took inspiration from my johnson and bailed out last second

[@ShipyDev]

That must have been hard

[@Orion7204-m5b]

I’m sorry. 😞

[@southpawsuni]

40’s was wild 😭😭

[@0ffendingeverybody]

I went hard on that one Southpaw

[@Mephistopheles_666]

Favorite part of these videos is hands down that sexy outro

[@0ffendingeverybody]

Gonna be Hhhard not to subscribe

[@Mephistopheles_666]

@@0ffendingeverybody been subbed 😎

[@Skaldy_gaming]

That KOBE got me kicking my legs fr

[@christhelucario7607]

Hahahaha i'm dying right now, amazing video

[@0ffendingeverybody]

Appreciate the support Lucario. Got more bangers coming soon

[@furries4evaandeva]

This hit harder than my drunk step-dad holy shit

[@markgaumee]

Your personality and jokes are more than enough to get another subscriber🤣🤣🤣

[@damianstone2204]

Siting next to my mom and says yeah Damian at 4:08

[@startimprovment]

After watching so many videos of you this is the most funny one

[@DC_DC_DC_DC]

3:31 on had me lolllll

[@ITZ_Dennis]

i fucking love youre videos i have soon whatched them all in a time span of 2 days i am devostated you gotta post more

[@0ffendingeverybody]

The more people share these with homies. The more I'll be able to post Catondrgz

[@SanjTheManj]

Why is this guys videos too good 😭😂

[@0ffendingeverybody]

Appreciate it MrTryard. Got more bangers coming soon

[@PAYEL007]

I want to hit 100 years milestone😊 btw love your videos❤

[@damianhayes4206]

holy shit dude i damn near choked on ramen keep it up your hilarious

[@Ken_Brz]

Can‘t wait to hit 100y now you‘re truly free to do what you want. And the intrusive thoughts always win, cause you know: no more grasp of reality 🙂😂

[@brianbelson9834]

If you’re 101 years of age or older you legally cannot play with legos by manufacturer standards

[@Ell-qj4fn]

This came up on my recommended one day before my birthday

[@CatsAreAwesome146]

this guy is as if KZbin shorts was longer but still had all the appeal and its more funny

[@Darkskindeity]

0:38 has me bamboozled

[@0ffendingeverybody]

Haha I'm just keeping it real

[@PaulTheSkeptic]

That's a very common misconception that I think most people believe or did believe at some point. But your brain never stops developing. You're never done. And that makes sense. I'm old af and still feel like a kid kinda. Maybe not like a little kid but it's definitely like "Omg, these young people think I know what I'm doing and that I'm worldly and wise and not making it all up as I go, confused and just pretending." I think everyone feels like that. Except when you're young it's more like "I got all this s#!+." just before life kicks you in the balls.

[@nathanreid904]

It’s my moms birthday today 🎉 I’m gonna send her this video

[@0ffendingeverybody]

She'll definitely enjoy the retirement part

[@Luckyshape]

The fact that this video got uploaded the day before my birthday and I missed it. Damn.

[@vinmis20]

130- You broke a Guinness world record

[@wodzimierz-ht4nz]

in europe you can legally drink when you're 18

[@morshu8267]

Or 16 depending on the place

[@wodzimierz-ht4nz]

@@morshu8267 true

[@scp-0016]

You can legally get drunk at 18 BUT! You have to be in the military on base otherwise your SOL

[@NoNamez-j7l]

Lmfao that ladt one is gold 😂

[@TheFluffyWendigo]

Order food before you smoke a bowl, i woke up to $40 worth of Taco Bell on my front door because i kept forgetting I already ordered food

[@ideka-101]

my great grandma is almost 100, is she considered a legend?

[@Chris_Chess_Inkling]

“KOBE” hits hard

[@gamertv8979]

love your videos

[@0ffendingeverybody]

Appreciate it Gamer. Got more bangers coming soon

[@ilovepizzaVR]

The shooter is carrying a Soviet Ty-33 pistol

[@TomášJavorský-j8r]

that "Kobe" was devious

[@phamtom1512]

Foreshadowing goes crazy with the crewship video

[@stinbray1120]

if i make it to 100 lets just say granbi colorado is gonna look like a tea party

[@maskgirlxoxo]

NOT TGE SOUPARTH REFRENCE😹😹😹

[@bird-war]

Offending Everybody might not be a pro Michael Jordan style basketball player but he never misses

[@KaneMarks]

The cruise ship comment aged like fine wine.

[@thatoneguylol6694]

The will part had me crying 😭😭 this guy never misses

[@Lazzarusdagreat]

Birthday this Sunday 😂🎉🎉

[@0ffendingeverybody]

Hope you celebrate it right Mr. Life

[@TheBandGuyy]

2:41 got me ROLLING 😭😭😭

[@ryant2568]

mid-life crisis at 50? Someone is optimistic.

[@afishnamedbro5594]

Posted this on my Birthday! Thanks OffendingEverybody

[@0ffendingeverybody]

I knew there was a sign to post this today

[@afishnamedbro5594]

@@0ffendingeverybody lmao thanks man

[@Internet_Wizard]

60 with the boys playing lawn bowls

[@SmokyCobra45499]

Kobe is crazy

[@lorelaishanks570]

I love your channel because you are soo fucking funny😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@juliol527]

This was beautiful ❤️

[@dabiggestbirdvr]

this is funny af, love you no homo

[@0ffendingeverybody]

Appreciate the support DabiggestBird. Got more bangers coming soon

[@dabiggestbirdvr]

@@0ffendingeverybody am i trippin or did you send this exact message to me on another comment

[@Tenebris-]

God, this made me more depressed then going to war

[@0ffendingeverybody]

Always trying to raise spirits on this channel Tenebris

[@Tenebris-]

@@0ffendingeverybody I know, and it's not your fault, it's just my mind being messed up the fuck up...

[@akiannn]

My family is literally immortal, these immortal men live until the age of almost 90 to 107. I remember that old, senile grandfather of mine, who thought he was in World War II and every time he saw a woman Her breasts were hungry and she would scream, "I only have a short time left to live." She did this once at a funeral, and she died a week later.

[@josephnkhoma9454]

I got h#rny at the age of 11 but learning to get h#rny when your 15-16 above is too weird…

[@ALLYasishereLOL]

0:32 this would not happen if students and teachers can carry a concealed weapon like hell it doesn’t have to be a Glock just a blade or pepper spray and that 21 you displayed a tt30 a tokarev is a ww2 Soviet bootleg m1911 and it’s a nightmare to conceal

[@Thisanakwardlylongusername]

you dumbass

[@antileafyisheredragonflame5660]

Don't we all know the "hot math teacher" from our schools? 😅🤣

[@0ffendingeverybody]

Shooting you looks. Asking to "speak" to you after class. Writing D on my paper when I know the D shes really lookin for

[@enchantedgoldenapple3290]

0:36 actually 13 is when your sins start to count towards yourself rather then your parents, adult is still 18

[@spooderman4008]

Watching this in the womb. Thanks for the heads up on the tiddy thing.

[@Mahindra-i4o]

todays my birthday watching this rn :)

[@RaccWurst]

The texas one was brutal 💀

[@SamuelCurtis-oe5uv]

120 where no matter what, God says "You Done!"

[@Marcalfaro42]

Feel Deja vu to one of those streams hmmmmm

[@0ffendingeverybody]

In my defense this was a banger that more peeps needed to see

[@GGG_Cheff2064]

Today is my birthday and the first thing I see on KZbin is this

[@vickykidile7609]

Got recommended this on my birthday😮

[@Kaiden-w3s]

Damn , it’s everybody’s birthday this year

[@dapperdan9573]

I'm looking forward to being 30

[@GreedyMashmellow]

bros vids hit harder then drake

[@FratoiuAlex]

Bro the crew ship foreshadow

[@mikemcconeghy4658]

Come on, Brian, we all saw what was in the sky.

[@the_cringe_nerd]

Bro, I've met people above 100 that can outrun a goat on a farm and play a great game of chess afterwards. When I asked his secret he said "You need two things to live this long: Coffee & Sex"

[@BlocksworldAnimate]

Birth Dates As of December 21, 2024 0:03 - Birth (2024) 0:11 - 1st Birthday (2023) 0:22 - 2nd Birthday (2022) 0:27 - 5th Birthday (2019) 0:35 - 13th Birthday (2011) 0:40 - 15th - 16th Birthday (2008-2009) 0:52 - 18th Birthday (2006) 1:03 - 21st Birthday (2003) 1:14 - 25th Birthday (1999) 1:25 - 30th Birthday (1994) 1:49 - 40th Birthday (1984) 2:03 - 50th Birthday (1974) 2:19 - 65th Birthday (1959) 2:52 - 70th Birthday (1954) 3:25 - 75th - 80th Birthday (1949-1944) 3:41 - 81st - 99th Birthday (1943-1925) 3:48 - 100th Birthday (1924)

[@AddisonG-n8x]

“I just wanted to finger paint 😭”

[@RoyalAspects]

Today is the big 21 for me, so pretty much the last ”special” birthday for me. Gonna try to make the most of it wooooooooo!💀🎊

[@brick466]

Thx, I dont wanna live anymore after this

[@thatboy2464]

Good

[@0ffendingeverybody]

Thanks UgandaKuckles33

[@Nurakaza]

22 3 years left for my brain to finally figure out its shit

[@Elijahwilson-x7b]

2:43 killed me 💀

[@apurwapremathilaka5943]

Wtf. KZbin recommended me this the day before my birthday

[@copper-dragons]

Well, I was bottle fed when I was an infant, so I couldn't do that first thing he joked about

[@ma10aZfr]

good shit man :D

[@0ffendingeverybody]

Thanks mathiaZ. Got more bangers coming soon

[@ma10aZfr]

@@0ffendingeverybody actual good content man you put lot of good effort in there young man

[@pcplayerguy]

bro got 20k subscribers in 1 day ?!?!? W

[@Aniedits_18]

Bro, was it just me or does eyes pop out in the beginning?

[@jfaas3807]

Wy do you have no hat in the outro it makes me more afraid than when my dad is angry and goes to get a big stick.

[@BellaIsRatherTired]

As a chinese female, I can confirm we don't exist

[@Jaysiebo0_]

My cousins great-great grandma is somehow still alive at 106😭😭

[@sakar181]

I'm probably gonna die in the water wars of the late 30s....so at least there's something to look forward to.

[@ShutUp359]

The weird thing is it didn't take me any like whole year to start walking apparently wow

[@owliria_sage]

I'm watching this on my 22nd birthday 😅

[@edylovo]

This animation style is like difk figures

[@JustFriedrich]

I cant wait to write on my will "I don't give a fu** who gets the money as long he/she has no onlyfans."

[@GGLiEx]

"kobe" 😂

[@MiniGoku7]

i never really celebrated my birthday because my birthday always lands on a school day or my family forget. I turn 21 last month and did not really did anything.