Tenacious D - Kickapoo (High Definition) Pick Of Destiny

It is the birth of Jack Black's need for metal!
Also, it brings forth Meatloaf and also Ronnie James Dio, an under-recognized rocker, and one of the gods of metal. This is the opening song to The Pick of Destiny, a comedy/rock opera, one of the greatest rock and roll movies of all time.
In memory of Ronnie James Dio: 1942 - 2010 ~ Rock in Peace! \m/
Tenacious D - Kickapoo Lyrics:
[Jack Black (Narrator)]
A long ass fuckin' time ago,
In a town called Kickapoo,
There lived a humble family
Religious through and through.
But yay there was a black sheep
And he knew just what to do.
His name was young J.B. and he refused to step in-line.
A vision he did see-eth
Fuckin' rockin' all the time.
He wrote a tasty jam and all the planets did align
[Jack Black (Son)]
Oh the dragons balls were blazin' as I stepped into his cave,
Then I sliced his fuckin' cockles,
With a long and shiny blade!
'Twas I who fucked the dragon,
Fuckalize sing-fuckaloo!
And if you try to fuck with me,
Then I shall fuck you too!
Gotta get it on in the party zone!
I got to shoot a load in the party zone!
Gotta lick a toad in the party zone!
Gotta suck a chode in the party zone!
[Crying]
[Meat Loaf (Father)]
You've disobeyed my orders, son,
Why were you ever born?.
Your brother's ten times better than you,
Jesus loves him more.
This music that you play for us comes from the depths of hell.
Rock and roll's The Devil's work, he wants you to rebel.
You'll become a mindless puppet;
Beelzebub will pull the strings!
Your heart will lose direction,
And chaos it will bring.
You'd better shut your mouth,
Better watch your tone!
You're grounded for a week with no telephone!
Don't let me here you cry,
Don't let me hear you moan!
You gotta praise The Lord when you're in my home!
[Jack Black (Son)]
Dio can you hear me?
I am lost and so alone.
I'm askin' for your guidance.
Won't you come down from your throne?
I need a tight compadre who will teach me how to rock.
My father thinks you're evil,
But man, he can suck a cock.
Rock is not The Devil's work,
It's magical and rad.
I'll never rock as long as I am stuck here with my dad
[Ronnie James Dio (Dio poster)]
I hear you brave young Jaybles,
You are hungry for the rock.
But to learn the ancient method,
Sacred doors you must unlock.
Escape your father's clutches,
And this oppressive neighborhood.
On a journey you must go,
To find the land of Hollywood!
In The City of Fallen Angels,
Where the ocean meets the sand,
You will form a strong alliance,
And the world's most awesome band.
To find your fame and fortune,
Through the valley you must walk.
You will face your inner demons.
Now go my son and rock!
[Jack Black (Narrator)]
So he bailed from fuckin' Kickapoo With hunger in his heart;
And he journeyed far and wide to find the secrets of his art;
But in the end he knew that he would find his counterpart.
Rock. Rah-ha-ha-ha-hock. Raye-yayayayaye-yock

[@ssheldonn]

That kid really nailed his impression of Jack Black, impressive

[@JBmusicart]

He definitely does not suck a chode

[@trav1154]

You mean jablinski?

[@YourFellowRNRSisterFan98]

ssheldonn Yeah he’s really good. I wonder if this kid is related to him. I’m not sure I have not googled the movie yet.

[@oh-totoro]

@@YourFellowRNRSisterFan98 It's Troy Gentile. He plays Barry Goldberg in the TV series, The Goldbergs. Funnily, he also played young Jack Black in Nacho Libre too.

[@YourFellowRNRSisterFan98]

Totoro I have seen him in a few other places as well, I think he was in a episode of iCarly also. Lol

[@oh-totoro]

Fun fact: The actor who plays young Jack Black in this film, also played young Jack Black again in Nacho Libre. His name is Troy Gentile and he's famous for playing Barry Goldberg in the TV series The Goldbergs.

[@samlh5217]

Holy crap it is Barry!

[@Antonio-ru9kv]

This was really fun fact 👍

[@spicyweiner7045]

I thought it was the fella who did super bad but omg i see ut now thank you

[@AJ0223]

His name is really Gentile and he's a hollywood child actor famous for playing Goldberg. Thats almost dark tbh. I hope he was never molested

[@jduke93]

Holy shit Barry

[@TheSMG130]

The fact he was told to go to “the land of Hollywood, where the ocean meets the sand” and went to Hollywood Alabama first kills me every time.

[@Doomweed666]

lmao

[@janus2773]

lmao thanks for bringing that to my attention, that is absolutely hilarious

[@theonewhoknockd]

ion get it

[@brunobestmom3167]

@@theonewhoknockd where the ocean meets the sand, that is a beach aka not Alabama

[@theonewhoknockd]

@@brunobestmom3167 why he went to alabama tho

[@Elbenzo64]

Meanwhile Jack's actually parents were badass satellite engineers for NASA

[@brometheusthefirstbro4302]

Dude that’s awesome

[@finnheisenheim8274]

Guess you could say they were out of this world

[@ducksauce0074]

@@brometheusthefirstbro4302 his mother designed the Abort Guidance System whicu was critical in order for the Apollo 13 astronauts to land safely back on earth. Thats some G shit

[@carltonvonhammerstein]

Still pretty badass that they got Meat Loaf to play Papa JB.

[@tweakypoppy]

Also, he was born and raised in Los Angeles.

[@mistervanderveer]

"A long ass fucking time ago.." What an epic way to start an epic song.

[@damiensheets8819]

An epic movie.

[@seifbottros5134]

This should be made into a feature length movie

[@damiensheets8819]

@@seifbottros5134 I cant tell if your messing with us or seriously don't know.

[@seifbottros5134]

@@damiensheets8819 dont tell me….

[@jtcthagod4370]

@@seifbottros5134 yep there is a movie

[@seanbinkley7363]

This is exactly how I imagine Jack Black as a kid lol

[@LadySpace_888]

the kid fuckin nails it

[@Jigglywigglie]

The kid was troy gentile

[@LoserLoiue2009]

Turned out he didn't look like this kzbin.info/www/bejne/enKXh2Ckbaunack

[@CRFxX]

I'm still not sure how they went back in time and got jack black as a child to play in this movie

[@zoeybatterup152]

Bruh

[@OfficialTriple]

Lmao I know right! That kid does it so fucking perfect

[@AdamFloro]

Jerry Johnson The kid was better than JB in the movie...

[@zoeybatterup152]

Adam Floro Hellllllll to the motha'Fing no

[@AdamFloro]

Zoeybatterup152 I like JB in other stuff, and LOVE the original TD album, but he was utter shit in POD. Why, oh, why was his character such a dumbass?

[@notknowing8674]

Dio's verse was awesome

[@gobuxxnoodleking8550]

YOOOOOO IS THAT A MUTHA FUCKING JOJO REFERENCE

[@cuntman7411]

@@gobuxxnoodleking8550 no

[@cuntman7411]

@@gobuxxnoodleking8550 though you probably know that

[@memelord7643]

Wryyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[@memelord7643]

And also it is cause araki based dios name off of well dio cause he loves amarican music cause most of the stands or characters are either named after songs or bands

[@immarcesible]

The casting for young Jack Black was absolutely perfect.

[@realmalphaofficial5966]

Yeah he was the same person who played Barry Goldberg

[@AndersFrjkClausen-rr9ke]

9 years later, I still agree….😅

[@alclsro12]

the best casting ever

[@serenapage9724]

The kid is perfect he makes all the same faces as him and every thing

[@gogoforromeo9598]

Meat Loaf always has the strangest cameos and no one ever gives him enough recognition for that shit

[@josecmch98]

He graduated from my HS lol

[@cawthorne6992]

R.I.P. Singer Meat Loaf dies at 74 from Covid. 😥😢

[@chrisgonz19]

@Cawthorne i came back here just for the meat loaf cameo 😭

[@cawthorne6992]

@@chrisgonz19 yah, that is what brought me here as well. Great soundtrack to this movie too.!!

[@JeffTiberend]

I honestly didn’t realize that that was Meat Loaf till today. My mind has been blown! This is even more Epic! RIP Meat Loaf!

[@BenjaminHari]

When Ronnie says "Now go my son and rock!" always gives me goosebumps, such an amazing voice...

[@drakodra]

for a father who hates rock he can sing a catchy rock tune :P

[@gavinwilliams1638]

The father is Meatloaf dude.

[@drakodra]

Gavin Williams i know but i was talking about CHARACTER not actor

[@PyscoKiller711]

if you look he liking it till the wife starts crying XD

[@snorviking5496]

all dads like rock.. atleast white they grow up with acdc, kingdiamond,rod steward. so on.. chris rea, zz top, alice copper

[@MamoruMoon666]

Snor Viking -racist joke- all dads like rock unless they are black. . . oh wait theyre missing

[@kasmeria]

Even on this song, Dio gives me goosebumps.

[@ConstantineAndreas]

+Filippos Kyriazidis Fuck yea

[@LadySpace_888]

YUP

[@lordhumongous371]

Yep. Greatest rock/metal vocalist ever. Hands down.

[@craziestcrazydailyvideos3579]

true

[@TheDrogan111]

RIP meat loaf. Perfect for this role. Man seemed like he had a great sense of humour

[@malcho1234]

"You gotta praise the Lord when you're in my home!" And then the door shuts, showing Dio. I love that part.

[@-elthiccy-1388]

@Veronica A. even better, I believe Dio is God in Italian

[@brometheusthefirstbro4302]

@@-elthiccy-1388 Dios is the word for God in spanish yeah

[@voidwalker5988]

@@-elthiccy-1388 MUDA

[@Tralby19]

@@voidwalker5988 😐

[@voidwalker5988]

@@Tralby19 What? It's a jojo meme.

[@ImGazu]

"He wrote a tasty jam" That line will never be un-funny

[@timwhite5562]

definitely

[@Girigo94]

Holy shit never got that it was supposed to double as a joke. aw shit so good.

[@mr.a5147]

it's a joke?

[@kaytlink4061]

it's a pun

[@mr.a5147]

except that you don't write jam, you eat it.

[@RandomVideoCircus]

Dio has the best part in this!!!

[@volgax3646]

Sean션 but like a boss it was on stage.

[@danic_c]

Anyone ever noticed that the father actually looked as if he was kind of enjoying Jables' song up until he mentioned "shooting a load"?

[@sekkusupisutoruzu]

Yep.

[@rljeric]

He was actually tapping his hand to the beat, too

[@ToaGatanuva]

I think he was fantasising about awesome it would be smacking his ass because he disobeyed his orders...again

[@danic_c]

That's... Disturbing...

[@imnothereman3003]

his dad plays that one guy in a Rocky Horror Picture Show

[@debelicrvnazaretski4482]

dio is a god.

[@rljeric]

obviously.

[@schaefer76]

Debeli Crv Nazaretski Dio is actually God in Italian

[@enzodamico2967]

Porco dio

[@martinchristianaguilar5135]

Kono DIO da!!

[@hidhirtoshi4285]

he's human. and no, humans can't be god

[@connielewandowski4941]

It's crazy how much that kid looks just like him.

[@funnykid3225]

Dad: rips off posters Me: Ok Also dad: rips queen Poster Also me: yOu'Ve YeEd YoUr LaSt HaW

[@stinky1426]

More like A-ed their last men

[@spookykitty72]

S A M E also acdc, tbh everyone there was fucking awesome

[@Priscilla-Prancercise]

That was awesome…. “You’ve yeed your last haw.” Lmao 🤣

[@0002pA]

1:43 Don't rip off my Queen wallpaper, Meatloaf!

[@captloki13]

It's really weird seeing Meal Loaf tearing down those posters.

[@chrissiejay100]

He even tears down his own poster.

[@FoxInferno13]

It still blows my mind that the D got so many legends to be in this. Dio, Meat Loaf, Dave Grohl really are/were rad dudes!

[@Nyrufa]

He didn't tear down the Dio poster... nobody can tear down Dio.

[@Omegaknight777]

I never knew that was meatloaf!!

[@Neodude991]

Don't forget Ben Stiller and Tim Robbins (best cameo ever!)

[@name032]

I swear this whole movie is just pure nostalgia at its finest, this scene in particular though.

[@AlwaysDazed]

That fucking kid nailed Jack Black lmao. Was that his boy? Sure as shit could of been.

[@Wonnygurl12]

Thats the guy who plays Barry on The goldbergs.

[@gloaizaq]

Troy Gentile

[@claudedavis201]

I still remember my dad playing this movie for me when I was like 10. When it started, I was so confused at first. I was into it tho. Love this movie.

[@alberthan6930]

you father are so cool.man.I have never see a one fucking movie with my dad.

[@hannah.e.023]

I remember renting this when I was 12-13. My parents came in and watched some with me and were laughing their asses off. Then the part where he deactivates the laser with his boner, they swiftly turned it off. My dad LOVED this movie and quoted it all the time as I got older.

[@spectralknight7142]

Me and my older brother watched this when I was about the same age. He was like "by the way don't tell mom we watched this"

[@RexAnglorumYT]

I know this is meant to be funny but his dad ripping down those posters straight up pissed me off.

[@droptherapy2085]

yeah, WHY QUEEN? there is NOTHING satanic about them!

[@RexAnglorumYT]

Probably the Black Sabbath one got me the most

[@nathanl4417]

When he de-inverted the cross I chuckled...

[@adamniccum8680]

DeadshotYT at least the dio poster didn't suffer the same fate as the other posters did

[@JRC99]

All I can think is "Please tell me those aren't originals getting torn up"

[@allofchris]

1:22 Meat Loaf, the first and best rock music I've ever listened to. Seen 8 times live and loved everyone. Amazing.

[@somebloke3869]

Great memories to have.

[@ayushshrestha3629]

The 434 dislikes must be from his father

[@roborebelscum6120]

And maybe the devil because he's lame

[@trzynasty909]

Devil is the man, dude

[@bitumenroad4648]

3:20 that was sooo Jack Black The kid nailed it

[@digge2210]

The fact that Dio means GOD in Italian made it just perfect to me

[@bubhub64]

Met Dio in person and got his autograph. Nicest guy in the world.

[@elliotharrington8525]

2:38 I think if my poster started singing to, me i'd shit myself!

[@ImGazu]

+Elliot Harrington Well, if it was a poster of DIO than I think one would react a little differently lol

[@midnightmonroe1183]

Me too If my black veil brides poster talked I would faint.

[@TiberiusWallace]

Dio works in mysterious ways.

[@nickfisher1215]

+RangerParus yes he dose.

[@bigdickbrad8519]

no shit,that would scare the fuck out of me

[@carltonvonhammerstein]

Ahhh. Nothing more rock than a boy praying to Dio for guidance. God rest your soul Ronnie James Dio; RIP oh, king of the metal gods.

[@stevestumpprejvold3361]

Ronnie Rest in Peace

[@DonnyDealer]

On second thought, let's not go to Kickapoo. Tis' a silly place.

[@gavincarothers595]

LOL

[@louishanson7630]

When you realize years later that JB’s dad in this movie is played by Meatloaf 🤯

[@StreamerHouse]

Great vids, keep it up

[@sptball]

Aye man

[@humanityisabstract]

Dio and Meatloaf together= pure awesome

[@jays.6843]

Then Meatloaf became a crazy right wing weirdo and died from a preventable disease because Trump told him to.

[@miklas01]

RIP Dio. One of his best performances.

[@demonpride1975]

the best part of this movie is when meatloaf started singing.

[@ryanlawrence8305]

Finally somebody figured out the dad was meatloaf!! I salute you

[@vvoxxz4046]

I’m shocked by the lack of JoJo references in this comment section. It’s nice to show appreciation for the kid who played JB tho

[@TheStuokis]

Legends may die, but their works live forever

[@mrjooxmanallah]

Damn, Meatloaf rocked the hell out of this shit!

[@fireworksmuseum]

Rip Dio & Meatloaf. Legends 🤘

[@lancsdragon2619]

I’m not sure why this appeared in my recommended but I’m sure glad it did

[@tripplsixx9995]

total originallity , total genius , totally way underrated musician

[@marcosrios1246]

R.I.P. Dio & Meatloaf

[@marmyeater]

Anyone else find it funny that Rock was called 'devil music' when it's often called out people sinning?

[@enfielddnepr]

i love meaty's performance here.. Also the boy is a good actor/impressionist!

[@Thoohhh]

My right ear enjoyed the singing

[@donlautner]

...and I thought something was wrong with my speakers.

[@Chubzdoomer]

The pitch is higher than it should be.

[@DarkEmpress86]

Exactly! I have an extremely good ear for pitch and music, and I just can't listen to this version because something was changed in the process, and it came out too high. It's driving me nuts lol

[@Chubzdoomer]

DarkEmperess86 Yeah, I'm the same way. It irritates me when uploaders do that, and when almost no one notices it. To me it's super obvious!

[@ludusjake4477]

Is it like a piss-poor stereo version ?

[@IanAberbach]

i dont think he'd be able to upload it if they didn't change it

[@AEH2102]

Mono stereo 'tis the culprit .

[@RedlaceandAladar]

praise how much this kid looks like jack black

[@pz2736]

This movie totally rocks. Jack Black has an awesome voice.

[@liquidsoftpc]

JB: Dio can you hear me.. Dio: *_Oh ho you're approaching me?_*

[@ivinae]

That kid is absolutely lovely xDDD

[@themetalking7787]

I'd be pretty creeped out if one of my posters started singing to me randomly xD

[@IittleEvil]

Smoke some weed and they shall sing,but who sings it?

[@chuckwhitt1216]

IittleEvil Weed? Wrong drug bro...

[@Rsunited90]

Chook Sirbottom A drug for little kids.

[@coolbayman]

A childs imagination goes farther than any drug...

[@IittleEvil]

Goldfish ?

[@Vaeshkar]

Two legends captured in this movie. Legend!

[@zetaro05]

this kid as jack black is spot on :D

[@TonyG89]

POV. You found the song from the Tik Tok duet with jack black and amhband

[@colincampbell3199]

I wish the movie was more of this. It should have been one big musical. But only because all the songs are so epic.

[@JJNet77]

The only rock music that is not from the devil is pop rock, rock n roll, hard rock and psychedelic rock

[@babyzorilla]

Soft Rock is the Devils work. Think about it.

[@Vesperitis]

People here are impressed that they got a kid who looks and acts like Jack Black while forgetting Meatloaf looks like Jack Black's dad.

[@shinjireference3568]

that jump tho

[@MartyMcFly88]

Easily one of the greatest comedies of all time.

[@Mrclosebutnocigar1]

This fat grew up into Barry from the Goldbergs!

[@Kraffcho]

yep imgur.com/0mzj0UH lol

[@MegaTransformer12]

+Percivil Really? I love Barry, I didn't know this

[@terrancemuffin]

+Percivil U Spek gud English ye?!

[@becausefuckyouthatswhy8783]

Holy shit he did.

[@WaySide66]

Listening in 2022. This movie had some actually good songs

[@chattycathy1053]

I love that kid! He's Troy Gentile and he's represented a young Jack Black before, in the movie "Nacho Libre"; he's also the teen in the t.v show "The Goldberg's"...he cracks me up!

[@Yesnog05]

Who else came here after seeing Jack Black did a duet with Adam and the Metal Hawks?

[@Flamethrow7]

Yep

[@GiratinaGX]

You disobeyed my orders, son why were you ever born? Your brother's better than you, Jesus loves him more This music that you played for us comes from the depths of hell Rock and roll is the devil's work he wants you to rebel! You BECOME A MINDLESS PUPPET, BEELZEBUB WILL PULL THE STRINGS! Your heart will lose direction, and chaos it will bring

[@cheddars2]

***** you're grounded for a week with no telephone!

[@MyNutcake]

You gotta praise the lord in meh home

[@MamoruMoon666]

((your brothers ten times better than you*)) Dio can you hear me I am lost and so alone I'm asking for your guidance wont ya come down from your throne. . .

[@arthurminator8963]

i need the tight compadre who will teach me how to rock

[@spongmongler6760]

sorry to interrupt your song but you become a mindless puppet hmmmm sounds familiar oh yeah Christianity:I

[@josephcaldwell2822]

what the fuck why is this so perfect

[@charlesharter3068]

Got 30 seconds into it...had to stop... couldn't breathe

[@ScorpionStrike7]

I just love the idea of a legendary rock star encouraging a young, mentally abused rock lover to pursue his dreams.

[@MelindaGreen13]

Not the Black Sabbath poster! T^T

[@DOTA2FroggyStyle]

So much heresy.

[@kimliz1212]

My best friend and I always laugh & sing to through this movie! Haha.

[@mrmeeseeks6023]

Rip dio

[@Nick.S.]

I can't believe how much this kid looks like Jack Black. The way he looks and acts, it's like they recorded this 25 years ago in anticipation of this movie.

[@joperhop]

"you got to praise the lord when you're in my home" Praise the lord for metal!

[@nioxic77]

That kids wall is covered in posters of music my dad listened too. i was raised well.

[@LoganTheGhostRider]

I don't understand why conservator christians didn't like metal. According to you, why Jesus have long hair ?

[@HEYIMAURL]

***** I'm a fairly religious Christian, and I don't understand this either. They just don't seem to get along.

[@jazaniac]

***** probably the rebellious tones (Christianity has been anti-rebellion since the fall of the Roman empire) and the satanic imagery.

[@VIpown3d]

***** I dont like christians. Im not metalhead but i just rly dont like religious people. Christians the least of them... Annoying bunch

[@VIpown3d]

Btw i dont mean metalheads usually dont like religions or anything was just going along with the conversation so far... peace

[@jazaniac]

Zak Casey the anglican church, a christian sect, was the one stifling the rebellion. Plus I wouldn't exactly call Puritanism a "rebellious" sect. Their philosophies were archaic.

[@Cyber_Noot]

RIP Dio \m/ Also, awesome movie!

[@leojurgens4188]

Rock is not the devils work... It's magical and rad...

[@Chichoed]

The best description of kid who loves Rock

[@drakewaffles2952]

It hurt me when he ripped the posters down!!

[@arthurbissolotti]

Fucking DIO man, what a voice!!!! And this fucking kid looks like he could be JB's kid, perfect casting lol!

[@razorback0z]

Saw this for the first time only a few weeks ago. Laughed my head for at least the first 25 minutes, then totally enjoyed the rest. JB is very clever.

[@garfunkle5447]

Meatloaf you will be missed. May you Rock in the beyond

[@saeedkhabaz4761]

It's no wonder that dio means god

[@THESHADOWBLADE006]

dios* but pretty close so yeah

[@yukinekun6603]

0:38 i heard Dragonborn :D

[@PMB827]

R.I.P. Dio!

[@loganhall8326]

I feel like this should be a movie

[@goldeen673]

You almost fucking got me

[@jordanede2858]

I love the irony of the overly Christian dad. A Christian calling someone a mindless puppet.

[@brunogamesbr1]

Jordan Ede - Savage...

[@lordhumongous371]

They don't hold a candle to the liberals nowadays. Those mother fuckers are mindless sheep. They do what they've been conditioned to do. And they are seething with hatred. Conservative Christians are cool as fuck compared to them.

[@joshwojcik526]

His name is Robert Paulson

[@joaovitorbarbosa4477]

RooooooooooooOOOOooooooOOOOOOOOOOOoOoOoOoOoOOOOoooooooock !

[@anonymouskeys929]

(FYI) This is the opening to "Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny" runtime is about an hour and a half. Can be found on a few open archives.

[@LaxorXD]

0:38 - 0:54 skyrim hahaha

[@riboh3324]

CUT OFF ALDUIN'S COCKLES!

[@rljeric]

lol

[@gianlucarocca34]

Tenacius D rulezzzzzzzzzzzzz

[@sesimie]

Meatloaf as Dad was pure Gold!!

[@Whitleychic]

Hahaha! I love that they got Jack Blacks nephew to play a younger him! He's hysterical!