"What did Trotsky do in exile?" Get exiled 3 more times
@PANZERFAUST904 жыл бұрын
Got*
@Time4me2change4 жыл бұрын
@@PANZERFAUST90 Thanks, I wasn't able to understand the joke before
@The-ct1xq4 жыл бұрын
And then died
@Deadlyaztec274 жыл бұрын
That profile pick
@PANZERFAUST903 жыл бұрын
@@Time4me2change I know you weren't.
@Man-O-Little-Tan3 жыл бұрын
"Trotsky was calling for the french workers to go on strike" well that shouldn't be too difficult
@CloudWalkBeta2 жыл бұрын
XD I can imagine all the french hearing Trotsky saying basically amounted to EVERYDAY SHOULD BE A HOLIDAY.
@fullmetaltheorist Жыл бұрын
Especially now.
@padriandusk7107 Жыл бұрын
And then scratch their head and say "So, we stop producing cereal and raising livestocks or....?"
@PoleTooke Жыл бұрын
@jihadonjihadnot really, tbh
@mell91349 Жыл бұрын
French are not sheeps like their cousins across the channel 😂
@Clancy34 жыл бұрын
I love how this man if left unsupervised just has the ability to overthrow governments.
@AbbeyRoadkill14 жыл бұрын
lmao
@davianthule20354 жыл бұрын
David McDonald yes...sanders a man who obeys the rules of liberal democracy and has conceded electoral votes to his right leaning adversaries is a legendary revolutionary like Trotsky , your an idiot
@davianthule20354 жыл бұрын
Stephen Jenkins by crazy you mean centre left right?
@lucabrasi39644 жыл бұрын
@Wise and Free okay then you right wing nutjob. I can't believe you tried to compare Bernie to Trotsky and Stalin lol give it a break man people might start to think you have an agenda
@jacintovski4 жыл бұрын
@Wise and Free McCarthy smiling in the background whilst you speak
@TheLoneTerran3 жыл бұрын
I like how Trotsky just looked mildly annoyed when being assassinated.
@NachoBearYeah2 жыл бұрын
That's kind of how it was. He then turned around, wrestled the assassin to the ground, broke his arm, and asked his guards not to kill him so he could testify.
@sandeepgill9975 Жыл бұрын
@@NachoBearYeah Wait Trotsky broke his own arm or?
@USSFFRU Жыл бұрын
@@sandeepgill9975 He was merciful to the Assassin so he broke his own arm so the Assassin didn't look bad
@sandeepgill9975 Жыл бұрын
@@USSFFRU Oh ok
@alikaraman-q5x5 ай бұрын
@@USSFFRU WHat the FVck?
@Betojb0074 жыл бұрын
"More like Poo-SSR" "More like Stal-out" Priceless.
@zuhaidsamad7 ай бұрын
1.6k likes but no replies thats insane
@helenos_1527 ай бұрын
@@zuhaidsamad fr bro💀
@15moners665 ай бұрын
More like Put-out
@corporalzeph25184 жыл бұрын
"What did Leon Trotsky do in exile?" Stalin: Die.
@Gg-qx3vo4 жыл бұрын
I mean he isn't wrong
@Salty-Doggy4 жыл бұрын
@@Gg-qx3vo that wasn't an answer that was a statement
@g8ymw4 жыл бұрын
@martin corderoy That what comes of using the wrong thing to get the ear-wax out
@sviatoslavs.13054 жыл бұрын
He was recruiting penguins. All Hoi4 players will confirm that.
@ecurewitz4 жыл бұрын
beat me to it
@chrisphoenix774 жыл бұрын
"Drake? Where's Trotsky?" "Dude, he was right here a second ago..." *Government being overthrown in the distance*
@frut_jooos3 жыл бұрын
"break the chains"
@nicholaspatton55903 жыл бұрын
Running towards the distance. “OH GOD NO!”
@oracle81923 жыл бұрын
@@nicholaspatton5590 HAHAHAHA OH GOD YES! TROTSKY YES!
@johnmccarthy67752 жыл бұрын
this reads like an oversimplified skit
@midshipman86542 жыл бұрын
well, to be more accurate, he was inciting people to overthrow governments. which he didnt really seem to quite get going in his exile.
@suunxSpirit4 жыл бұрын
I love how one man with no direct power was such a concern for so many countries
@lalehiandeity16492 жыл бұрын
Really says something about the common working men of these countries and how unhappy they were (and maybe still are).
@CloudWalkBeta2 жыл бұрын
From what I can tell, his philosophic goal was to decentralise power, so I guess he was keeping in character XD
@Rowlph88882 жыл бұрын
@@lalehiandeity1649 Still are.But true socialism, in its anarco-syndicalist form, has never been allowed to have even 5 minutes, to see what would happenn, if it was organised properly and the people reallly got behind it
@luisandrade22542 жыл бұрын
He had many followers a man with no direct power can soon become the most powerful if conditions present themselves
@luisandrade22542 жыл бұрын
@@lalehiandeity1649 he wasn’t THAT popular lol
@christopherjustice64114 жыл бұрын
Trotsky meeting Ataturk is the weirdest yet most brilliant crossover I’ve ever heard.
@ahbabmuttaki18563 жыл бұрын
I know right!
@EndOfSmallSanctuary973 жыл бұрын
Soviet Russia supported Ataturk during the Turkish War of Independence
@ahbabmuttaki18563 жыл бұрын
@@EndOfSmallSanctuary97 coz Russians hated ottomans and also they were on opposite sides in ww1 so it's not much of a surprise. Actually when soviet Union was formed,they tried to back Germany but they eventually got out of the war by surrendering but still......
@EndOfSmallSanctuary973 жыл бұрын
@@ahbabmuttaki1856 They also thought Ataturk was a socialist and that he'd bring a socialist revolution to Turkey. They were mostly wrong in that regard, though.
@ahbabmuttaki18563 жыл бұрын
@@EndOfSmallSanctuary97 kinda. Coz the Soviets were successful in their primary mission of removing the ottomans completely.
@richardgonzalez64094 жыл бұрын
Lenin: i was exiled once from my country Napoleon: hah! i was exiled twice! Trotsky: hold my vodka
@PANZERFAUST904 жыл бұрын
@David McDonald Yeah it's pretty annoying.
@USSFFRU Жыл бұрын
Exiled 3 more times simply because he existed
@socire729 ай бұрын
@@USSFFRUHe was literally forming anti-Stalin blocs within the USSR, inspiring division and mistrust.
@petartoshkov20764 жыл бұрын
He wasn't in exile. He was on an extended vacation with no return
@BCrane-ej4iq4 жыл бұрын
We Happy Few vibes here.
@brengun1424 жыл бұрын
True
@ahyan144 жыл бұрын
Tsukal Klozetov I think you are right
@SomeGuy-sj1ly4 жыл бұрын
Forced vacation * lol
@Ethan-cz8xq3 жыл бұрын
He also wasn't assassinated. He was simply forcefully deprived of his brain
@RIFLQ4 жыл бұрын
Countries: Please behave. Trotsky: So anyway I started blasting.
@D00MMAST3R4 жыл бұрын
Trotsky: So anyway I started trash talking
@adammazeli4 жыл бұрын
Countries: so anyway I start deporting
@red_jars47764 жыл бұрын
Stalin: so anyway he started dying
@D00MMAST3R4 жыл бұрын
@@cantutmez8854 For what? Why are you being an asshole over a history joke?
@417Owsy4 жыл бұрын
@@cantutmez8854 lol why are you specifically target this guy. its so random and useless
@tinyupes4 жыл бұрын
Can you do: What did Napoleon do in Elba?
@MCmao4 жыл бұрын
Came back?
@TLOK19184 жыл бұрын
Dictate his memoirs, learn English, take long walks, stare into the horizon in remembrance of lost glories, tend to his garden, watch his attendents' children play, and have stomach pains, mostly. But yeah, perhaps a more detailed video is warranted.
@JosePineda-cy6om4 жыл бұрын
@@TLOK1918 You forgot one important point: play chess. Lots and lots of chess matches, most of which he won - Ol' Shorty was really, really good at the game - something kinda to be expected seeing he was a military genious. I'm sure he'd fallen in love with Go, also, had he had the chance to know about it.
@LucidFL4 жыл бұрын
Jose Pineda wasnt short dumb ass
@nb2008nc4 жыл бұрын
He got poisoned
@MatthewSchellenberg3 жыл бұрын
If I remember correctly, Trotsky's assassin got a girlfriend who worked at Trotsky's place in Mexico City and over months he would drop her off and pick her up from work. He casually befriended the guards, never asking about Trotsky. In fact he never even asked his girlfriend about Trotsky. Eventually he gained their trust and was able to walk about the compound. After several more weeks of this, he sensed his opportunity, assassinated Trotsky and fled all the way back to Russia and was given a hero's welcome. I think I heard that story on "What we saw - cold war" podcast.
@guntugakgun19242 жыл бұрын
wasnt he a journalist? As far as I know he wanted to do a interview with trotsky
@thekraken1082 жыл бұрын
He got caught by Trotsky's bodyguard and was nearly beaten to death before Trotsky told the guard to let him live.
@MatthewSchellenberg2 жыл бұрын
@@thekraken108 Wait, so he killed Trotsky after getting caught?
@thekraken1082 жыл бұрын
@@MatthewSchellenberg no he got caught after stabbing Trotsky
@vault62422 жыл бұрын
@@MatthewSchellenberg No no, Trotsky didn't die the moment he was struck by that pickaxe, he actually fought back and even managed to overpower his own assasin AFTER being struck with a pickaxe, his guards did beat the assasin and tried to kill him (after he managed to restrain him and called them) but he wanted him to live so he could confess to the press what he did. But he did eventually fall into a coma and died. (Its a bit more complicated than that but that's basically what happened)
@givrally3 жыл бұрын
1:40 "The prime minister (he changed every five minutes at this point)" I love how this one sentence could be a video in and of itself, but it's in a blink-and-you'll-miss-it moment.
@darkraven51064 жыл бұрын
Congress: Hey, you wanna come give a speech? Trotsky: Yes! It will be about Stalin Being evil and telling the workers of America to strike and overthrow the Capitalists! Congress: Aaaaand never mind.
@unocualqu1era4 жыл бұрын
Also they'll overthrow you (the one inviting me)! I'm not sure if Trotsky was extremely in love with his ideology or just dumb
@mrbisshie4 жыл бұрын
@@unocualqu1era I guess Trotsky never heard the saying "Don't shit where you eat" I don't blame the leaders for throwing him out of the countries that gave him refuge.
@nunyabeeswax94634 жыл бұрын
Trotsky early 1900's : Thats ok, someday the US will elect members supporting workers right and the overthrow of capitalism!! Congress early 1900' s: i bet you six pack of beer. Ghost of Trotsky 2020: Burp. Can i get an IPA?
@darkraven51064 жыл бұрын
Nunya Beeswax Trump: No, your fired.
@bobmcbob494 жыл бұрын
@@mrbisshie "shit where you eat" is the official communist motto
@CDexie4 жыл бұрын
Trotsky's address to the U.S. Congress would have been VERY interesting.
@Karifi4 жыл бұрын
Indeed
@cumpanions81054 жыл бұрын
chances are very good
@nadie5164 жыл бұрын
Even if he just moved along with the us' communist party agenda it would have still been VERY interesting
@chrismain74724 жыл бұрын
He would have been like Eugene Debs v2.0
@POCLEE4 жыл бұрын
"All you cykas are capitalist pig-dogs but not as nearly low as Stalin!!!"
@Collectorfirearms4 жыл бұрын
And France lived up to it's morals... Nope just kidding That was the best line
@someguy37664 жыл бұрын
France has morals? xD
@Collectorfirearms4 жыл бұрын
@@someguy3766 that one time...
@hugosetiawan89284 жыл бұрын
@Soloman S what? Say it again?
@kaderpdi19824 жыл бұрын
@Soloman S Napoleon has entered the chat
@vladescu3g4 жыл бұрын
Bla bla whatever you say in your little england.
@shindari3 жыл бұрын
Having Trotsky assassinated was a heads up move by Stalin. Because Trotsky would have ABSOLUTELY returned to Russia, when Hitler invaded, and used that as valid reasoning that Stalin was no good for the USSR, and that he would lead the counterattack against the Nazis. Whether or not he would be successful is up for debate, but he definitely would have tried to take advantage of the USSR's problem, and the party itself would have probably willingly given up Stalin for punishment, because Stalin was basically the reason Russia was losing the war (so far).
@Kaiserboo18713 жыл бұрын
Which is worrying because I don’t think Trotsky would have stopped with Germany, I think he would have kept marching all the way to France, even if it meant war with America.
@scottabc722 жыл бұрын
How would he have returned? Trotsky wouldnt have been allowed in German controlled territory and while there were a lot of people unhappy with Stalin, any kind of organized dissent had been killed or terrorized out of existence so Trotsky would have been immediately picked up in areas still controlled by Stalin.
@criram29682 жыл бұрын
@@scottabc72 Idk man Trotsky is just one of those people that this uncanny ability to rally people to a cause. And he could probably get Mexican communist help to ship him across the Pacific
@12jswilson2 жыл бұрын
People also fundamentally misunderstood Stalin and Trotsky for decades. If Trotsky was in charge, it would mean war until every country was communist or he was dead. People thought Stalin was the same, but he was a much more paranoid and defensive communist who didn't want anyone messing up his communist state, but wasn't necessarily keen on spreading it elsewhere. Even the eastern block Warsaw Pact was mostly about a buffer state between capitalist western Europe that he viewed as a threat and the USSR. Stalin was responsible for 10s of millions of deaths in the Soviet Union, but Trotsky leading them might have been worse for the whole world.
@alexrandell55592 жыл бұрын
@@12jswilson thats a common but completely mistaken understanding of trotskyism, Trotsky was not in favour of endless war to spread communism everywhere, he was in favour of supporting revolutionary movements around the world, as was every Marxist until Stalin, but he was absolutely not in favour of invading countries to impose communism, in fact there's several records of him opposing invasions
@TheMCzorro2 жыл бұрын
0:07 I love Trotsky's eye animation in that moment, Mercader plunges an iceaxe into Trotsky's head and Trotsky's like "Seriously?"
@jackedgar82064 жыл бұрын
Glad my favourite book, "More like Poo-s-s-r" got a shoutout
@petartoshkov20764 жыл бұрын
Poo-s-s-r? Oh you meant the degenerated workers' state of the Soviet Union
@maladetts4 жыл бұрын
@@petartoshkov2076 It's more like you're the degenerate here, having no shame in writing something like this.
@maladetts4 жыл бұрын
And why would that be your "favorite" book? What would make you so anti-Soviet? The deepest care for your fascistic oligarchy's agenda brainwashing you shamelessly about socialism that they deem a threat to themselves?
@shambosaha97274 жыл бұрын
@@maladetts A. Stalinist Russia was fascist and oppressive. The administration in the puppet states caused great famines and mass genocides. B. Capitalism is poo and leads a country to ruins. I would know because it lead my country to ruins, with famines killing millions of people and reducing our share in world GDP to a level that we haven't yet recovered from.
@maladetts4 жыл бұрын
@@shambosaha9727 I don't know whatever you mean by "puppet states" and "mass genocides" and what is it concretely that you refer to, obviously trying to misrepresent the whole purpose of communism which is building a prosperous society for the no-longer-oppressed working people enjoying all social benefits freely, and why would you call a main enemy and defeater of fascism "fascist" (even with all the Stalinist crimes against mostly the communists in mind) - but I couldn't agree with you more on the genocidal murderous ruinous POO CAPITALISM and what it does to countries and people. The now-occupied and destroyed socialist world experienced it first-hand, I know. Along with many other currently burning countries.
@nightsurvivor36734 жыл бұрын
"What did Trotsky do in exile?" If I remember correctly he tried to Outpizza the Hut...
@CommanderStupid4 жыл бұрын
That's why Stalin ordered his assassination.
@Felishamois4 жыл бұрын
?
@aegeanharrier66484 жыл бұрын
@@Felishamois meme
@jonyprepperisrael604 жыл бұрын
No no no,outsoviet the union
@vitaurea4 жыл бұрын
No, no. He tried to Outtaco the Bell
@ВелиславПерчемлиев4 жыл бұрын
"Introduced an ice axe to the back of Trotsky's skull" - Love the way you described his death
@esmariaquienpenaenlacalleees3 жыл бұрын
zi
@nickmills89062 жыл бұрын
And apparently the Mexicans slightly felt responsible for the new hole in his head by turning his house into a museum
@macacoumadelizia17373 жыл бұрын
Trotsky offering trade to countries be like I receive: Residency Safety from Stalin Personal security You receive: Revolution
@invidatauro89222 жыл бұрын
@Omar Khurshid With a side of shit policies that where literally what Stalin did.
@janosmarothy54092 жыл бұрын
Tbf his was personal security was *not* taken for granted. The Kremlin was sending the GPU after him and his supporters abroad for quite a while. the video makes a pretty big factual error when it claims Stalin "finally learned his lesson" in 1940 or whatever. This is false. Assassinating Trotsky was a goal right from the beginning of exile, as it wasn't politically feasible in the period leading up to 1929 when it was still "only" limited to censorship, propaganda campaigns and internal exile
@invidatauro89222 жыл бұрын
@Omar Khurshid Just pointing out that a lot of people say Trotsky would've been better for russia, when all the things that Stalin did where what trostky planned to do.
@kayjay53492 жыл бұрын
@@invidatauro8922 Not even close. Stalin's economic policies were watered-down versions of a plan proposed by the Left Opposition several years before Stalin capitulated to those policies at all, which was in 1931. That plan was based on the economic conditions in 1923. Trotsky also heavily criticized Stalin's policies and also proposed the genuine Marxist (socialist) solution in his critiques. You should read The Revolution Betrayed, in it Trotsky outlines very clearly where he disagrees with Stalin and what ought to have been done instead to establish a genuine socialist state.
@henfencey57512 жыл бұрын
@@kayjay5349 Based 😎
@ButtoneyeDecker4 жыл бұрын
"What did Trotsky do in Exile?" Frieda
@tntimothyroditi15764 жыл бұрын
As in Frieda Kahlo?
@ButtoneyeDecker4 жыл бұрын
@@tntimothyroditi1576 yes
@ButtoneyeDecker4 жыл бұрын
@frank hargreaves you didn’t see the movie?
@ButtoneyeDecker4 жыл бұрын
@frank hargreaves Frieda with salma Hayek and barbossa as trotsky
@kevinbergin22253 жыл бұрын
Before we start calling Trotsky a god, he didn't do Salma Hayek he did the real uni-browed Frieda.
@lewism19954 жыл бұрын
Countries keeping Trotsky: "You can stay but no revolutions." Trotsky: *U cAn StAy bUt No rEvoLUtIoNs*
@KamaAnthem3 жыл бұрын
why I read the last one with Donald Turmp accent
@nicksnelson1231 Жыл бұрын
I read this so Sarcastically😂💔
@Longshanks16904 жыл бұрын
I hear he got a serious headache near the end.
@lavendervonstaro40044 жыл бұрын
The poor bastard actually survived the incident and died a day later in hospital.
@aegeanharrier66484 жыл бұрын
@Incognito He just did what he believed to be best for humanity.Not that I support him but...
@arianas07144 жыл бұрын
@Incognito Both were tironic maniacs
@lavendervonstaro40044 жыл бұрын
@@arianas0714 Kinda. Trotsky was significantly more liberal and was a strong critic of Lenin and Stalin for their Authoritarian tendencies. He even was a leading member of the menshiviks (if only briefly)
@smillingdooku81164 жыл бұрын
I see u an fellow EFAPPER in many places. How could this be?
@Petriefied02464 жыл бұрын
This is really interesting, my grandfather was one of his bodyguards while he lived in Norway.
@hollin2204 жыл бұрын
Ian Petrie Did your Grandfather ever share any stories? I would love to hear those stories if you are able to share.
@proletariapricot21904 жыл бұрын
@@hollin220 seconded!
@hansolo59124 жыл бұрын
@@hollin220 count me in too
@johnrandall1254 жыл бұрын
Yeah, do tell! What did your grandad say about Trotsky?
@sharkestry11194 жыл бұрын
hollin220 comment bookmark in case of trotsky storytime
@l.u.i.s._.84524 жыл бұрын
He wrote a lot communist propaganda and told the worker to revolt This enraged “insert country here” who exiled him severally
@melvinmerkelhopper57524 жыл бұрын
Oversmiplified lol/
@ahbabmuttaki18563 жыл бұрын
Oversimplified
@mrbisshie3 жыл бұрын
"Don't shit where you eat!" I'm more surprised even those few countries took him in.
@jeffreyhutton19633 жыл бұрын
Dude uncool
@BaneofBots3 жыл бұрын
“He’s being a pain” By far the most underrated History Matters sign.
@cuff16264 жыл бұрын
Become leader of Mexico and inavde the Soviet Union
@sviatoslavs.13054 жыл бұрын
OOOOOOOOH
@armaholic59494 жыл бұрын
In HOI4 you can have Trotsky seize power in Mexico and attack the USSR XDD
@sviatoslavs.13054 жыл бұрын
@@armaholic5949 That's what he said.
@gimmethegepgun4 жыл бұрын
Dolce Banana Yes that's literally what he was referencing.
@timesnewlogan20324 жыл бұрын
*STRIKE THE DEGENERATED WORKERS’ STATE!*
@alexanderkarayannis64254 жыл бұрын
When he got to Mexico he was given a warm welcome with a banner (2:36) saying:"Welcome Lev!..Please don't overthrow the government"...😂
@BCrane-ej4iq4 жыл бұрын
The Mexican government was already getting communist with the president at the time, expropriating oil and gas companies and keeping them controlled by the government. Maybe that's why they let him in.
@thedarkassassin01164 жыл бұрын
baruc kast Lazaro Cardenas was a socialist, but was still keenly aware of forming a democratic government to end the authoritarianism in Mexico (he was at least successful until PRI became corrupt).
@redcompanyINC4 жыл бұрын
@@Kk-dy6bq nope, by this point the shifting of power in Mexico had stabilized, so much so that the political power remained on one party (PRI) for over 70 years.
@AlexVanChezlaw3 жыл бұрын
Lazaro Cardenas purged the goverment from Calles and his followers (callistas, who were the '' ''facists'' '' in Mexico) and stabilized the country. What youre refering to was before Cardenas term, around the late 20s early 30s, when Presidents Carranza and Obregon were killled
@sunrisings2923 жыл бұрын
@@BCrane-ej4iq The Mexican govt wasn't "getting communist". Just socialist, a lot more nationalist and pursuing Mexico's interests: it hated Adolf, and angered the Brits, US and Soviets at the same time... This approach worked, soon allowed Mexico to do fair business with all of them (except Adolf, of course).
@andynguyen78174 жыл бұрын
Video suggestions “How did Mongolia became a puppet under the Soviet Union? What was Mongolia like under Soviet influence and control?” “How come Austria never unified Germany?”
@tishafeed80854 жыл бұрын
austria never unified germany because they lost in a war against prussia
@cyber_pirate4 жыл бұрын
I would really like to know what the 3 Baltic countries were like before the Soviets annexed them
@arianas07144 жыл бұрын
@@cyber_pirate In Lithuania, it was quite a golden age. In 1924, we yoinked Memel (Klaipėda) from the French by a peaceful "rebellion". Our economy was booming, and we were catching up to the nordic states(!). In 1926 (I believe) Antanas Smetona (Our first president) performed a semi-peaceful coup, and created an autocratic system, but Smetona was still (and still is) considered to be one of our greatest presidents. Everything was going really well until 1940. Some say that if the Soviets didn't attack us, we would have a pretty good economy in current times.
@mundogameplay13414 жыл бұрын
Mongolia was a puppet of Soviet Union because the Red Army troops invaded Mongolia,Its leader was Vorn-Sternberg(That Kaiserreich Guy) who invaded The Chinese Mongolia as a White Russian Warlord
@kalyka984 жыл бұрын
Austria was for centuries the leader of the HRE, so somewhat the leader of the germans, however during the napoleonic wars and after their weaknesses were put in full display and the germans turned to the prussians to unify
@laithalabri84564 жыл бұрын
Just want to say, the quality of these videos, especially their humour, seems to be at an all-time high lately. Keep it up!
@pauldonnelly9104 жыл бұрын
It is a more or less pointless detail, but I've always been curious: why an ice axe? That's NOT an ice pick, which was a very common tool for breaking up big chunks of ice in those days before ice cubes. What Mercador used is a climbing axe, designed for chopping foot- and hand-holds while climbing mountains. That's not the sorta thing one finds in Mexico City. Part of the speculation about it is that Mercador intended a silent assassination, which didn't work out: he didn't even kill Trotsky right away. The obvious MOTIVE for a particular weapon would have been concealment -- but if the guy figured he couldn't hide a boning knife (ideal for this sorta thing), how come he was able to sneak in THAT thing?
@henfencey57512 жыл бұрын
If you look at the axe he used, most of the handle is sawed off so that it could be concealed in Mercader's jacket pocket. According to an article I read, the NKVD recommended using blunt force trauma to the back of the head to silently assassinate people, since apparently stabbing isn't as reliable of a killing method, but as you say, the assassination wasn't silent in the first place, so I guess that part went to the dogs. As far as why an ice axe was used, it's probably because it's what Mercader had on hand, right? The same article says he stole it from his landlord's son. There are surprisingly tall glaciated volcanoes relatively close to Mexico City, so it makes sense. If you were Mercader and you saw an ice axe laying around, you'd probably just use that rather than waste time going around the city trying to find a hatchet or whatever.
@pauldonnelly9102 жыл бұрын
@@henfencey5751 That Trotsky's assassin stole an ice ax from his landlord's son in Mexico City is the kind of detail that disproves all conspiracy theories. The truth simply doesn't need to be credible.
@henfencey57512 жыл бұрын
@@pauldonnelly910 What conspiracy theories are you referring to?
@pauldonnelly9102 жыл бұрын
@@henfencey5751 All of 'em. As a rule, you can tell something is a 'conspiracy theory', instead of just an opinion, when random facts or outright contradictions are explained away as impossible.... UNLESS. The Mexican ice ax is an example. (It'd also make a good title for a novel, come to think on it.)
@kimobrien. Жыл бұрын
@@pauldonnelly910 An earlier attemp by the Stalinists was lead by the painter David Siquerous machine gunning Trotsky's bedroom.
@warrenlehmkuhleii84724 жыл бұрын
French: Come here. Also French: Stay there tho.
@jasonpost9134 жыл бұрын
We had a very narrow definition of 'here' in mind when we offered to let you come here.
@mariano98ify4 жыл бұрын
well, France wanted him under control so at least if he didn't stay in their country they will make sure Trotsky doesn't move so far away
@ChrisJones-ij3xp3 жыл бұрын
We'll set you up in a nice villa on the coast as long as you stay away from Paris.
@Octagonal3 жыл бұрын
This comment is underrated lmao
@immacintosh29664 жыл бұрын
Last time i was this early Stalin, Lenin and Trotsky got together
@BoltonForTheNorth4 жыл бұрын
Lenin and Trotsky never really got along with Stalin. Lenin just kept him around because he was effective at gathering money from the bourgeois for the revolution, and later crushing the whites during the civil war
@brandonlyon7304 жыл бұрын
@@BoltonForTheNorth Lenin apparently did agreed a lot with Stalin when it came to some policy’s and ideas to run the nation, but he hated him as person finding him as a low life drunken slob. Though he did start to really hate him after Stalin insulted his wife at one point.
@supermanXL4 жыл бұрын
Didn’t Lenin leave a note saying don’t let Stalin run USSR after he died?
@hecksters4234 жыл бұрын
@@brandonlyon730 Duly noted: *Never talk shit about your waifu*
@BoltonForTheNorth4 жыл бұрын
@@supermanXL yes he did
@Hannodb19614 жыл бұрын
"...but if you don't know, it was ended in 1940 when a chap called so-and-so introduced a nice axe to the back of Trotsky's skull" - This is the reason why I am subscribed to this channel.
@c.a.savage5689 Жыл бұрын
"Ice axe" NOT a "nice axe". It certainly wasn't nice for Trotsky.
@noriyakigumble30114 жыл бұрын
“What did trotsky do in exhile?” Me: “Frida kahlo for a little while”
@kevinbergin22253 жыл бұрын
Just saying, he didn't do Salma Hayek he did the real uni-browed Frieda.
@sho30033 жыл бұрын
To be fair her husband had already cheated on her
@JoaoPedroPezarini4 жыл бұрын
2:37 "Welcome... Please Don't overthrow the government" such a warm welcome
@mustafahussain21184 жыл бұрын
"Capitalism, it's like really poo" - Leon trotsky
@Fr4ncM4 жыл бұрын
"More Like POO-S-S-R" - Leon Trotsky
@arandomyoutubeaccount31664 жыл бұрын
@@Fr4ncM "More like Stal-out" - Leon Trotsky
@maxwelljarowey26124 жыл бұрын
His best work
@arandomyoutubeaccount31664 жыл бұрын
@Joseph Stalin Uhh, nyet.
@FIREBRAND382 жыл бұрын
"Oh, Trotsky...the problem isn't you, it's me" "Really?" "No, I'm lying, you're entirely the problem."
@johnbrown95424 жыл бұрын
Trotsky: Stalin? More like Stal-out am I right!? Stalin: It’s ice ax time
@Donjuanantoine4 жыл бұрын
You seriously deserve more subscribers. Your videos are informative, funny, the perfect length and just overall good. A perfect mixture of humor and knowledge. Outstanding work.
@damienfinnegan82724 жыл бұрын
Best book titles ever! 1: Capitalism, its like really poo 2: More like Poo-s-s-r 3: More like Stal-out
@olegoose5744 жыл бұрын
I like how Trotsky is just a little bit annoyed by an ice axe going through his head
@Fr4ncM4 жыл бұрын
He was not upset, just disappointed.
@adamkotter61742 жыл бұрын
To be fair, that's kind of how he actually reacted. According to the Wikipedia article on Trotsky, after being stabbed, he "spat on Mercader and began struggling fiercely with him, which resulted in Mercader's hand being broken. Hearing the commotion, Trotsky's bodyguards burst into the room and nearly beat Mercader to death, but Trotsky stopped them, laboriously stating that the assassin should be made to answer questions." Trotsky died about a day later from blood loss. The dude took an ice axe to the brain and tried to just walk it off.
@Vienna30804 жыл бұрын
I’m surprised Trotsky didn’t move to the USA at some point
@juanfranciscovillarroelthu68764 жыл бұрын
the "overthrow American Capitalism" thing got in the way.
@LedosKell4 жыл бұрын
Didn't Huey Long say he'd shoot him personally?
@slewone49054 жыл бұрын
His family is here. She actually is a director in a federal agency.
@ivar15434 жыл бұрын
@@LedosKell sounds like something he would say, but idk
@Cerberus-wd7ue4 жыл бұрын
@@ivar1543 Considering how much of a loose cannon that Long was I could actually see him do it.
@johnkeefer87604 жыл бұрын
Having the credits picture get photo scrubbed was a fantastic Easter egg
@mojewjewjew44204 жыл бұрын
Doubt many noticed.
@dant.35054 жыл бұрын
Probably half the viewers
@meeper463 жыл бұрын
Trotsky: *gets invited to live in a country while in exile* Also Trotsky: *proceeds to write about overthrowing the government*
@kimobrien. Жыл бұрын
Trotsky abided by the laws of the country he was in. Stalin had him sent to Turkey as part of the Soviet diplomatic core to get him out of the Soviet Union. A revolutionary invited in to a Bourgeois Democracy is interviewed by the press. The world is being threatened by Hitlerism in Germany and Stalin is consolidating his rule murdering political opponents accusing them of Trotskyism. Was he supposed to stay silent to please people who sit in chairs writing drivel based upon rumors and Stalinist lies?
@henryvalz932 жыл бұрын
Narrator: "I hope you enjoyed today's episode..." Trotsky: "I did not."
@sakr-el-bahr2724 жыл бұрын
2:25 - "Back in the USSR" .... good one.
@The_Only_Pickle3 ай бұрын
Like the Beatles song?
@radopon4 жыл бұрын
“What did Trotsky do in exile?” Revolutionary communist things
@Sangrell4 жыл бұрын
*Greatest. Animator. Ever.* I mean it, you always make me laugh! Thanks for all the fantastic videos!
@Milk3820114 жыл бұрын
The sprinkles of humor are always perfectly timed and perfectly done 😂
@sho30033 жыл бұрын
It's also worth noting that Trotski was a "close friend" with Frida Kalo (a female mexican painter), and I think you know what I'm talking about Though to Frida's defence, her husband, Diego Rivera, also had a "close relationship" with Frida's sister, so it was more like a revenge than anything
@juanon_industries7256 Жыл бұрын
29/57, someone was a little bit more older💀, but as a trotski simpatizer, frida kahlo waz just doing it "to complete his manifesto"
@Ypog_UA4 жыл бұрын
0:23 might want to specify that this is the 1941 borders of the ussr not when trotsky was exciled 1:30 here is what you should have use
@ShadowClash124 жыл бұрын
You forgot the part where he had an affair with Frida Kahlo while in Mexico
@lamaahruloma42704 жыл бұрын
He had no affair with Kahlo..
@mydarlinggirlrachae4 жыл бұрын
@@lamaahruloma4270 Trotsky was a goddamn genius, and while he did have an affair with Kalho, he admitted as much, only infantile wankers bring it to disparage him.
@digidragon024 жыл бұрын
@@lamaahruloma4270 hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhaahhahahahahaha Not having sex with Frida Kahlo after meeting her was like never meeting her
@kevinbergin22253 жыл бұрын
Before we start calling Trotsky "the man", he didn't do Salma Hayek he did the real uni-brow Frieda.
@sunrisings2923 жыл бұрын
@@kevinbergin2225 LoL. Kahlo's moustache also was legendary.
@ralphrex91183 жыл бұрын
The pace and information in your videos is absolutely spot on, mix in the odd “no just kidding” and each episode is a cultural masterpiece - kudos.
@AceTheGreat9995 ай бұрын
Bro without a doubt I love the way you articulate words and history together in a comedic way.
@burningnapalm44364 жыл бұрын
“More like Sta-Out” damn Leon be handing out these burns
@dylanoxley21194 жыл бұрын
1:39 "this was important to France because of its Prime Minister which changed every 5 minutes" Aye bro same 🇦🇺
@sviatoslavs.13054 жыл бұрын
"changed every 5 minutes" HOI4 with Road to 56 experience in a nutshell.
@pocketmarcy69902 жыл бұрын
1930s France really be like 2020s UK
@davidfarrer4332 Жыл бұрын
Yep same here 🇬🇧
@itaybron4 жыл бұрын
Trotsky: *exists* Police surveilence: WE'LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK!
@eden42794 жыл бұрын
He was vibing till' he got a vibe check
@PANZERFAUST904 жыл бұрын
'til*
@ahmetben88124 жыл бұрын
"(...) France because its prime minister who changed every five minutes at this point." Best summary of French politics in the interbellum period.
@frankieseward86673 жыл бұрын
How many Prime Ministers did they have?;
@butterw552 жыл бұрын
3:27 [Animation of ice axe to the skull.] "I hope you enjoyed this episode..."
@Lcgmatheus4 жыл бұрын
Trotsky: Soviet Union: get him out of here Every country’s government: please don’t overthrow me
@samaritan37124 жыл бұрын
Eating Tacos. Maybe even with a spice of COMMUNISM.
@alfredashford59244 жыл бұрын
Panteleimon Ponomarenko I see you, Isorrowproduction memer. Come, we truck to Moscow together!
@timmccarthy8724 жыл бұрын
CUMIN-ISM
@youraverageuser70394 жыл бұрын
Panteleimon Ponomarenko WE MUST HAVE ISORROW RETURN YOU TO POWER NEXT DLC
@octavian23814 жыл бұрын
are you funnymustacheman33? maybe funnyicepickman29?
@brettkane91754 жыл бұрын
Food spiced with communism is a bit of an oxymoron, no?
@IJustKant4 жыл бұрын
Stalin in a powdered wig is the sort of humor I love from this channel
@ArkadiBolschek4 жыл бұрын
I'll never get tired of people making mildly annoyed faces as they're getting killed.
@PANZERFAUST904 жыл бұрын
@@ArkadiBolschek lol right?
@frostyblade88424 жыл бұрын
2:43 Damn I laughed harder at that than I expected. Thank you for that History Matters
@15moners667 ай бұрын
"More like EWW-S-S-R".
@frostyblade88427 ай бұрын
@15moners66 I love that bit haha. Thanks for bringing me back here dude, I can't belive it's been 3 years
@shay33553 жыл бұрын
Fun fact : Trotsky, Stalin, Hitler, Tito all lived in Vienna in 1913 and actually very close to each other. So close, that they would often meet in a nearby coffeehouse.
@MrSniperfox293 жыл бұрын
Hitler and Stalin never actually met
@richardfreeman7243 жыл бұрын
@sneksnekitsasnek just fyi NYC was the 'nyc' of the 19 and 20 century.
@Noperare3 жыл бұрын
We need a sitcom of those guys hanging on the cafe.
@stormtrooper94042 жыл бұрын
Another neighbour was also Sigmund Freud! If any of them by chance seeked a help or even befriended him... Am sure milions of lives would have been spared ;)
@nicopavvi8494 Жыл бұрын
Damn, what a pub brawl...
@fenceyhen42492 жыл бұрын
I'd give my life savings to see Trotsky testify before Congress, that would absolutely rule
@kimobrien. Жыл бұрын
FDR had 18 leaders of the Trotskist Socialist Workers Party and Minneapolis Teamsters union were put on trial for violation of the Smith "gag" Act. You can read Jim Cannon's court testimony in "Socialism on Trial"
@Dionaea_floridensis4 жыл бұрын
Trotsky: "I'm escaping to the one place that hasn't been corrupted by capitalism... SPACE!"
@gapt33th4 жыл бұрын
T I M C U R R Y
@firemangan27314 жыл бұрын
Yes! 😂
@kevinbergin22253 жыл бұрын
@@gapt33th Do you mean Tim Leary? Or did Curry actually say that in "It" or in "Rocky Horror Picture Show"?
@dudesayingthings2 жыл бұрын
I really thought you were gonna say heaven.
@anameyoucantremember2 жыл бұрын
@@dudesayingthings Heaven is corrupted as hell ;)
@samrevlej93314 жыл бұрын
0:39 Édouard Daladier was the prime minister (or President of the Council of Ministers) of France. The president of the Republic was Albert Lebrun, but as with most French presidents under the Third Republic, he didn't actually exercise much power at all.
@gabespiro89023 жыл бұрын
"You can stay here so long as you don't call for revolution" "But that's, like, my thing"
@bl4ze15742 жыл бұрын
I always have these weird historical questions and this man always has the videos for them.
@markmarano9134 жыл бұрын
Can we just stop to appreciate the genius of the title "More Like Poo-S-S-R"?
@ITAviation13 жыл бұрын
"They promptly put him under police surveillance". That seems to be a reoccurring theme wherever trotsky went...
@dansmachine93604 жыл бұрын
Imagine how history would have roll out if Trotsky had assassinated Stalin during the Civil War
@cantutmez88543 жыл бұрын
He wouldn't do it since he was not a power hungry traitor to working class
@blenderbanana2 жыл бұрын
@@cantutmez8854 Trotsky was a Bolshevik. He was every bit as hostile to the "Working Class" as Lenin, and Stalin.
@altra12662 жыл бұрын
@@blenderbanana he was a menshevik. Yes he switch because he had to if he wanted to live but his ideas were still menshevik ones, so he would have been a better ruler than stalin that is for sure
@blenderbanana2 жыл бұрын
@@altra1266 Trotsky organized and led the Red Army during the Civil War, and the first phase of the red terror. He was every bit as vicious as Stalin was, he was just bad at politicing. You have to understand, the "Nice Soviets" were all dead or retired by the time the Bolsheviks took Russia.
@altra12662 жыл бұрын
@@blenderbanana i did not said that trotsky was a good person, but he had menshevik idea, so more democratic idea and less terror and authority. And just think about the number of people that could have been saved (because no great purge, no famine and genocines). Some people would have still died of course but very less. So im just saying it would have been better
@oscarbjb79382 жыл бұрын
this has got to be one of the funniest videos you've made
@user-lk3dy4uy8w3 жыл бұрын
Trotsky: *goes literally anywhere* Stain: *I HATE YOU UR EXILED SO GET OUT OF THERE*
@punishedvenomsnake7164 жыл бұрын
Getting ice picked was his favorite past time
@air9music4 жыл бұрын
your merch must have a mug that says "I
@PANZERFAUST904 жыл бұрын
That would be dumb.
@Cjnw3 жыл бұрын
Peak James Bissonette
@fzfirion6977 Жыл бұрын
Everyone asking Where's Trotsky but never 'How's Trotsky?'
@islandlanguage3349 Жыл бұрын
Actually, the NKVD asked "How's Trotsky" quite a lot. It's just that whatever anyone replied, they wrote down, "Thinks Trotsky's great".
@UmatsuObossa4 жыл бұрын
Trotsky: **Takes icepick to back of head** ... **Looks annoyed**
@modernkennnern4 жыл бұрын
As a norwegian, I was *very* surprised when you said that Trotsky has lived here O.o I feel that's something I should've heard at some point in the past
@christophercrane58313 жыл бұрын
Trotsky writes about it. He was very unhappy with his treatment by the Norwegian government
@craigson54 жыл бұрын
3:41 DOUBLE SHOUT-OUT!
@endo_kun_da4 жыл бұрын
James Castaneda, Gustav Swan, Marcus Asner and Jordan Longley are getting some special service.
@romangeneral234 жыл бұрын
"Who changed every five minutes" Best line....
@stuartpenwarden2533 жыл бұрын
If you got in really bad trouble in school; you'd get expelled. You had to be really bad to get expelled from more than one school. Trotsky's like four countries kicked me and still my first school came for me, a touch beyond just expulsion.
@kimobrien. Жыл бұрын
Lev Davidovich Bronstein had been leader of the 1905 Soviet that had been crushed by the Czar and whose leaders were arrested. He escaped his Siberian prison camp using his guards name Trotsky. He was driven from a number of countries in Europe the last being from Spain to New York. Upon News of the 1917 February revolution he left New York for St Petersburg Russia but was detained by the British in Canada however the Kerensky government demanded his release. Upon which he proceeded to St Petersburg Russia. .You see Trotsky was invited in because he was very popular among the workers and labor movement. Stalin couldn't just boot him out of the Soviet Union either he had to be sent to the Soviet Embassy in Turkey. One day he just didn't return to the Embassy in Turkey. Police spies do more than just watch and report back they are actively looking for ways to disrupt legitimate political activity are like the 40 year FBI war on the Socialist Workers Party. The 1941 Smith "gag" Act trial testimony is still published today as "Socialism on Trial." And the landmark case Socialist Workers Party vs Attorney General put the FBI on trial after the watergate revelations.
@tessat338 Жыл бұрын
I think of Leon Trotsky every time that I go into REI and see their ice ax door handles. REI's predecessor company was where Ramon Mercader was supposed to have purchased the fatal ice ax.
@terronjoiner92224 жыл бұрын
Trotsky: Lol look at this idiot with an ice pick in Mexico. Assassin: ... Trotsky: Wait, why is he running towards me?
@cosmos96884 жыл бұрын
Making Stalin proud with that outro animation.
@tyleralmquist76064 жыл бұрын
Lol I love how it basically treats inciting revolution and criticizing Stalin as just a hobby of Trotsky’s
@braydenburgess60643 жыл бұрын
I love how Trotsky was basically the hot potato 🥔 lol
@theknightswhosay Жыл бұрын
I love the pictures in this.
@KaranLopez3 жыл бұрын
He went to exile and became colonel Sanders.
@emir66914 жыл бұрын
loving the rapid fire content
@chrisdelagarza80484 жыл бұрын
FUN FACT::: this guy is the best history teacher I’ve ever had......
@sviatoslavs.13054 жыл бұрын
2:58 "Break the chains" Oh. Actually I was fighting those filthy Syndicalists as John Nancy Garner today. *But we clearly know he was recruiting penguins.*
@philips.55633 жыл бұрын
I thought for sure this would be a sight gag where he just tipped over.
@MagiconIce3 жыл бұрын
"More like Stal-out" I was laughing hardly at that one xD