ASMR Ralphie D Tending To His Pet Human

[@Mona-lu6qt]

I would definitely pay for a monkey massage, just watching Ralphie relieved my stress☺🤗💖

[@gothixxx12]

I know you were just teasing but that's actually a really good idea. Have you heard of the cat cafes in Tokyo? You dress up in a tea outfit and play with the cats. People love it and it's very popular. What about a monkey asmr bar? You hang out and get groomed by them while you have coffee. It sounds crazy but those Japanese cat cafe owners are raking it in and they also help animal charity.

[@MrNoName813]

​@@gothixxx12 sounds like a bunch of weirdo perverts.

[@spiritualspinster4222]

I enjoy watching all your gang but the Ralphie D ASMR grooming videos are by far my favorites. He is so focused, methodical and very gentle. I get relaxed very quickly watching him. I would gladly pay for a Ralphie D massage :) He should start his own business - LOL! Being petite also makes him adorable!

[@MamaStyles]

How did you manage to get the most chill macaques on the planet...he is SUCH a sweet boy and i hope he stays that way

[@t.c.3762]

I wish I could get groomed by them. It looks so relaxing.

[@lilfemme8]

Can I ask what happened to penny? I've been wondering about her

[@upontheventura]

ME TOO!!!! I am thinking she was arrested for misconduct of some sort

[@MamaStyles]

Penny has been in videos somewhat recently..I know she isn't keen on being filmed

[@lilfemme8]

@@MamaStyles I've watched all of her videos and I haven't seen her in a video for a couple months now at least

[@lilfemme8]

@@upontheventura lol probably. She's a mischievous one lol

[@MrNoName813]

Hopefully dumped her. Penny was always attacking Ralphie.

[@Jin88866]

Too cute!!

[@noudidityesterdayremember2445]

Now it's his turn.

[@peterenis4752]

I think you should show bad side of the monkey as an owner. It's not only cute moneky that groom his owner. Everyone may think that "ok then im gettin monkey" after seeing this. You should show how the real life with moneky looks like.

[@gothixxx12]

Yes exactly. They far from cute. They brutal savages. They basically the humans of the animal kingdom. Destructive and selfish. Also actually bring one up the right way will have the Karen's screams abuse. Very nice and all to scream abuse till it tears its owners face off. When they hit puberty they will 100% challenge you just like in the wild. You are alpha and they want to be alpha if they can't they want second best and everyone else is the enemy including your friends and family. This is the troops mentality. And yes you actually have to wrestle it or smack it when it challenges you because it will not get to he careful and will hurt you. It's not like a dog or other animal.

[@ProjectExteria]

@@gothixxx12 *slow clap* you figured it all out, didn't you? There are a lot of different species of monkeys and while there surely are some that will "rip your face off" and "scream like karens", there are also some that lay down difficulties... in a different way. Like bonobos. Oh, and there is also something called "individual personality". You should look that up. Better research next time before you write something like that, thank you. And hell, no one should be running and getting a monkey as a pet. Specially just because they look cute. These are rescues that surely come with some degree of trauma due to them being "just a pet". Either you do your research and want to expand your human family with a new member or you shouldn't think about getting anything in the first place, be it dogs, cats, birds or whatever. These are no pasttime flings, they're commitments.