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[@chipstyx]

Navi get the Pepto Bismal relevant TOTK 2023

[@dashdestroyer8238]

(Only putting cause pinned message) Wheres the one hidden video in the playlist?

[@Jemsie]

@@dashdestroyer8238 I have no clue

[@dragonstalker4948]

zelda screm

[@schizo8923]

@@dashdestroyer8238 perhaps a placeholder for the water temple video? Been waiting for that one..

[@auralopez7796]

HOW WAS MEME DALE ZELDA DALE 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😅🤣🤣🤣🥹🥹🥹🥲😹😹🥛

[@Metal_Master_YT]

1:46 Full Owl's Dialogue: Hoo hoot! Little Link... Look up here! It appears that the time has finally come for you to start your adventure! You will encounter many hardships ahead... Like playing with your Legos one day and realizing it's not fun anymore. Coming to grips with the concept of time. Gradually losing the freedom which exists in knowing nothing. And learning that your friends are relative to where you are in life. Most friends only stay for a season, and usually because of your shared interests. But when you move on or your priorities change, so will a majority of your friends. That is your fate. Don't feel discouraged, even during the toughest times! *Camera pans to Link, and probably misses some text.* One day you'll find out that you owe the IRS $3,000. Then realize you misread the letter and you actually owe $30,000. And you'll learn that Chipotle isn't nearly as healthy as you thought * *No* *Yes* *Link accidentally selects No* Hoo hoot! Little Link... Look up here! *Recites first 10 lines* It appears that the time has finally come for you to start your adventure! You will encounter many hardships ahead... Like playing with your Legos one day and realizing it's not fun anymore. Coming to grips with the concept of time. Gradually losing the freedom which exists in knowing nothing. And learning that your friends are relative to where you are in life. Most friends only stay for a season, and usually because of your shared interests. But when you move on or your priorities change, so will a majority of your friends. That is your fate. *Camera pans to Link, as he starts to go insane (and probably misses some text once again)* Did you know the hashtag symbol is technically called an octothorpe? Or that the 100 folds in a chef's hat represent 100 ways to cook an egg? And that some cats are allergic to people? And that M&M stands for Mars and Murrie? *Apparently "Murrie" is not a word, silly KZbin comments dictionary* And that you can hear a blue whale's heartbeat from more than 2 miles away? And that the odds of getting a royal flush are exactly 1 in 649,740? And that the lyrebird can mimic almost any sound it hears, including chainsaws? And that the speed of a computer mouse is measured in "Mickeys?" *The question mark is supposed to come after the quotation mark.* And did you know that sushi actually originated in southeast Asia, and spread to South China before being introduced to Japan some time around the 8th century? *The word "introduced" and "around" are partially covered up by Link's well timed ocarina toss.* And did you know that a male emperor penguin can go without eating for 120 days? And did you know that the smell you smell after it rains is called "petichor?" *The question mark is supposed to come after the quotation mark. Also, it's spelled "petrichor" not "petichor".* *Ocarina smashes into the Owl's face and makes every rational person on the planet smile.* *THE END* AAAAHH I just wasted 2 hours of my life making this for you, please like this comment so that Terminal Montage and others can see this comment, and to show that you appreciate my dedication! *THAT IS YOUR FATE.* I'm so bored, my hand is stiff and I ran out of raisins to snack on. Also, like this comment if you like raisins. That darn owl talked faster than a world record rapper, sheesh. I swear they put the "NO" option there on purpose. *BEER KOOZIES.* whatever happened to that poor mentally ill owl? groundbreaking stuff probably. *CHIPOTLE* _Convenience isn't very healthy btw._ Hub ub bub uhb bub uhb dub bu ub buhb bu uhb dub uh bub..... Did you get all that? *No* ---> *Yes* Okay, Goodbye. :)

[@lemonsuckerYT]

Thanks for this

[@cardboard1718]

I have so much respect for you

[@DoctorTardis100]

thanks

[@kimanir1802]

You are a madlad with this level of dedication I hope you make it very far in life. *That is your fate*.

[@Metal_Master_YT]

@@kimanir1802 (thx) yeah, and just imagine how hard it was to hear that other people had already done it before me. :/

[@yhanbolbaran5180]

Never thought about how they could just eat the boulder..

[@Jakey0004]

Same, that was a good point lol

[@deviantartguy0]

I always figured they can only eat certain stones, so maybe the Boulder tasted bad, or it had no nutrients.

[@ShadowWolfSahale]

I'm pretty sure in the game they talk about how they don't just eat any stones, they only eat the ones inside the cavern. Whether that's out of taste or necessity I do not remember if that's stated

[@eaton84ae]

I felt the concept of the Gorons eating specific rocks was a stupid work around because in the end it's basically "let's eat dirt covered rocks or we can go inside that cavern and eat rocks covered in dirt with maybe some calcium or salt

[@trentthen642]

Yeah

[@yellowplaydough7894]

The "did you get all that" "no" was so real

[@alessandrosanna1751]

fr

[@CS-ui4qj]

Every time I’d hit that. 😩

[@leondosunmu8450]

there is so much funny stuff that the owl says if you slow it down

[@Rogue_Innocence]

Man I was dying when it repeated

[@LyricPhil]

I cannot get over the fact that the Temple music was just the first 6 notes of the Flintstones melody and no one's talking about it.

[@zheppard413]

I scrolled and scrolled just to find this comment

[@PKMNgamer99]

that’s siivagunner for ya

[@jordanrodriguez7744]

Comedic gold

[@CheapFlashyLoris]

When Link places all the spiritual stones in their resting places and opens the door to the GRAND DAD

[@philroland8164]

I brought that up months ago but nobody noticed it then. It's really clever. 😂

[@legacytag]

"Why don't you eat the boulder" Something I'm sure many kids playing this game for the first time screamed at the Gorons

[@barelyawake868]

i know i did

[@nickmann2589]

bro I was like 5-7 when I first played it so I was like "k"

[@thebombbeast6465]

I said "why won't they just eat the boulder?" When it came to that scene too. I didn't play the game but I said it while watching this video

[@dragonmaster951753]

I didn't think about that until now and well... I'm much older than a kid

[@uglygarbage1462]

I did

[@Kuronii01]

Never knew the Temple of Time was a shrine to the Flintstones. The more you know.

[@megaman161]

The MOTHER series' "Snowman" in Zelda's room :3

[@Sean_Bird]

I guess you could say it’s a very *grand* temple.

[@buzzlightyear8157]

23 hours ago?

[@poweroffriendship2.0]

GRAND DAD 7

[@superlagbro192]

FLEENSTONES!?!

[@jessicawilson9579]

I decided to pause and read what the owl was saying and “like playing with your legos one day and realizing it’s not fun anymore” hit so hard

[@Djnightmare14]

I did the same thing, spitting facts about salt in burritos!

[@positronicreflex.]

"Like playing with your legos one day and realizing its not fun anymore" That brought back some sad memories lol

[@FordFourD-aka-Ford4D]

Yeah, that was the Owl text that really hit me in the feels too, bro!!

[@megaman161]

That section about waste spending was pretty terrible if it was true.

[@StepDownHarryWarden]

Hello!

[@ps2nishiki]

Video: 1 minute ago Comments: 23 hours ago

[@buzzlightyear8157]

22 hours ago?

[@oofremixer2251]

For those who want to know everything the owl says: "Hoo hoot! Little Link... Look up here!" "It appears that the time has finally come for you to start your adventure!" "You will encounter many hardships ahead..." "Like playing with your Legos one day and realizing it's not fun anymore." "Coming to grips with the concept of time." "Gradually losing the freedom which exists in knowing nothing." "And learning that your friends are relative to where you are in life." "Most friends only stay for a season, and usually because of your shared interests." "But when you move on or your priorities change, so will a majority of your friends." "That is your fate." "Don't feel discouraged, even during the toughest times!" *Link stares* "One day you'll find out that you owe the IRS $3,000." "Then realize you misread the letter and you actually owe $30,000." "And you'll learn that Chipotle isn't nearly as healthy as you thought." "Sure they list the calories, fat, carbs, cholesterol and the 0g of sugar on the menu but they omit the amount" "of sodium drenched in everything. A single burrito with carnitas, cilantro-lime rice, sour cream," "roasted chili corn salsa and cheese will fill you up with almost a day's worth of sodium." "Enjoy your high blood pressure, stroke, heart failure, osteoporosis, stomach cancer, kidney disease," "kidney stones and headaches. Maybe this isn't that great of an alternative to McDonalds after all." "Convenience isn't very healthy." "You have to eat 3 times a day for the rest of your life. You should learn how to do it well." "You'd be suprised to see how much better your life goes when you eat well." "That is your fate." "Don't feel discouraged, even during the toughest times!" *Link stares some more and with great pain spams controller* "And learning that, despite all the government gorges out of you with taxes, they still waste billions of our" "hard earned dollars on programs like studying mountain lions on treadmills, injecting hamsters with steroids and" "making them fight, and studying beer koozies." "Beer koozies." "The thing that keeps your drink cold. The $1.3 million dollar study conducted by 2 bright University of" "Washington students was to determine if beer koozies work." "It turns out they do work. Groundbreaking stuff." "Then there's accidentally spending $28 million on green camouflage uniforms for the Afghan National Army." "Afghanistan is 98 percent desert." "They wasted $2 million attempting to increase trust between Tunisian political parties and citizens." "$10,000,000 on 'green growth' in Peru." "$2,120,040,355.35 attempting to turn and abandoned mental hospital into a Department of Homeland Security HQ." "And don't even get me started on the billion dollar Medicare schemes." "Centers for Medicare and Medicaid paid $48,000,000,000.00 in improper payments in Fiscal Year 2018." "Since Medicare is such a big program, it opens up all sorts of possibilities for abuse." "It's all in Dr. Rand Paul's Summer 2019 Edition of 'The Waste Report.'" *Link keeps spamming controller* "Go straight this way and you will see Hyrule Castle." "You will meet a princess there..." "If you are lost and don't know which way to go, look at the map." "The areas you have explored will be shown on the map." "A map is a diagrammatic representation of an area of land or sea showing physical features," "cities, roads, etc. The word "map" can also be used to talk about a chart or drawing that shows relationships" "between ideas, people, events, or anything else you can think about." "Press START to enter the subscreens and Z or R to find the map." "On the map subscreen, you will also see a flashing dot showing you which way to go next." "Did you get all that?" *Option for No and Yes and poor Link presses No by accident* *Repeats some previous quotes* *Link makes same mistake and screams (man it hurts to watch that)* "Did you know the hashtag symbol is technically called an octothorpe?" "Or that the 100 folds in a chef's hat represent 100 ways to cook an egg?" "And that some cats are allergic to people?" "And that M&M stands for Mars and Murrie?" "And that you can hear a blue whale's heartbeat from more than 2 miles away?" "And that the odds of getting a royal flush are exactly 1 in 649,740?" "And that the lyrebird can mimic almost any sounds it hears, including chainsaws?" "And that the speed of a computer mouse is measured in "Mickeys?" "And did you know that sushi actually originated in Southeast Asia, and spread to South China before being" "introduced to Japan some time around the 8th century?" "And did you know that a male emperor penguin can go without eating for 120 days?" "And did you know that the smell you smell after it rains is called 'petichor?'". Those are all the quotes I could see, I hope you enjoy trying to read all that. Yes I had to type all that. Yes I took probably an hour. Was it worth it? Yes. Let me know if I made a mistake anywhere but I doubt anyone is going to try. Also there are rare typos in the quotes and I did not correct them.

[@MagolorEX03]

You're a true hero

[@jomann_hd]

It has been done 2 times alr

[@lessylessenta9963]

Thanks man

[@oofremixer2251]

@@jomann_hd Where

[@Totallynotkyubey]

Kudos, man.

[@tropicmoonbug]

Hah!! The scrolling past the owl’s dialogue was so spot on 😂😂

[@natsusatsujinki8342]

Lower the speed and read it all 😂

[@saintsocramnymaia5511]

==>No Yes

[@beardedslavbrew615]

Kaepora Gaebora has ADHD. He just wasn't diagnosed as a chick.

[@EVERY1MAKESUMN0123]

Link:uhh...!*SPAMMING BUTTON AGGRESSIVELY* Owl(I forgot their name):did you get that?? Link:*accidentally presses "no"* Owl:*AGGRESSIVE LECTURE* Link:HEYAH TEYAHH!!*T A K E I T*

[@jenniferskelonc2692]

I dont know why, but ganon lauging in the background kills me every time!🤣 2:33

[@tnshdws]

"have you ever had a dream that you, you, could, you, you, you" "yes" *EEEEEEEEEEE*

[@PichuGamer-tz8bl]

2:31 Zelda was singing

[@sageerwang7993]

just lower the playback speed man

[@lorigamer8736]

Best dream ever

[@christopherforeman4773]

Am I missing a reference?

[@mattmcd2803]

Y’all should check out Schmoyoho’s have You Ever Had a Dream songify

[@smeez8195]

This is probably the closest anyone will get to capturing how aggressive Navi is

[@ThatOneHeadass]

HEYHEYHEYHWYHEYLISTENHEYHEYLOOKLISTENLISTENHEYLOOKLOOKLOKLISTENLISTENGEYHEYHEYHEYHEY

[@ThatOneHeadass]

HEY LOOK LOOK LISTEN EHY HEY HEY

[@Jords250]

AAAAASAASAAAAASAAAAA

[@thelordandsaviorgigachadrr888]

*Navi kills some kids*

[@saricubra2867]

Don't get me started with Midna if you threaten her, specially after what she did to Zant...

[@duffthimblespork]

The music gags are on point, like Link playing Willy Wonka's Oompa-Loompa summoning song or the Temple of Time chorus singing the Flinstones theme

[@johnsmith-ck4qt]

4:17 I laughed so hard when I first saw how Ganondorf ran over already smashed down Link with his 'Uyaa' scream and then shot him with a spell also)) 😂

[@LoganStudiosART]

Link:"Why don't you eat the boulder?" Gorons: *IT'S FREE REAL ESTATE*

[@geoffreywilson7008]

"But we don't like how those rocks taste" Just eat the broccoli already, dessert is RIGHT THERE behind it.

[@justiceforjoggers2897]

@Yol Riin Lask Welcome to Humanity. Please enjoy your stay

[@jomann_hd]

@@justiceforjoggers2897 indeed

[@firstgalacticempire5664]

*They eat Dodongo as well* 🤣🤣

[@Sugondeeze_Nuts]

@@firstgalacticempire5664 Me: King Dodongo is pretty scary, he can eat more than one bomb without dying Gorons: Eat strong to becOME STRONG

[@Linkmon99]

I lost it when the owl repeated itself, the fact that nintendo put the repeat button at the top when you are spamming A the whole time to get through the message is pure evil 😂😭

[@brandonwiley5372]

I RELATE

[@dicedown_]

Linkmon99 XD

[@user-py7lh6cd3q]

Roblox richboi

[@Tom-101]

Lmao it's so true, this always happens to me

[@JIBZ03]

look at my comment if you'd like to read what the owl said

[@Kat-v3s]

0:33 this is as accurate as you can possibly get with Navi 🤣

[@gammagomma4124]

I never thought I would hear Ganondorf say “Hahahahaha Ronaldihno Soccer”, but here we are

[@luks7069]

pqp tamo em todo lugar

[@expressosledghammer]

@@luks7069 BRASIL PORRA

[@alphaamoeba]

@@expressosledghammer Funnily enough, the bootleg comes from Peru

[@JxGabriel17]

Brasil porra

[@javierescudero7686]

I love how socser comes from a non english speaking peruvian

[@carpentiled]

“Why not just eat the Boulder?” *Proceeds to eat the Boulder and an entire family of dodongos*

[@Nyzer_]

The boulder wasn't spicy enough.

[@FilledOfOJ]

If I was starving I would do it

[@Provvtz]

Om nom nom

[@slothman9731]

Best part.

[@VaSoapman]

Still not hungry enough for an octorok.

[@AryaPlus]

I love the attention to detail, just the most subtle things in the backround, and actually putting real sentences for the owl instead of random words or something

[@BigZay2397]

3:57 I was expecting to see them make fun how SLOW he scoots over. I was baffled at the fact I had to sit there for that long the very first time I played oot.

[@adyn8811]

''..Have you ever had a dream? that you want you you you could do so you you you'd do you could you you wanted you want'' - Zelda, 1998

[@rayansecret2965]

Link: Yes

[@marioncabirol3516]

lol (D

[@DMP64]

*scream of joy*

[@aaronelliott8403]

Have you ever had seen even tried even though want to do look more like?

[@emmaemma8171]

Lol

[@angerykenboi1959]

I’m glad I spent 10 minutes trying to read everything the owl said

[@grremmy]

What did he say? :p

[@ohnoaloupgarou1076]

I kind of want it written out, as, bring on mobile, I can't pause the video fast enough to read each individual line.

[@Wario9989]

Anthony Lopez put it to 0.25 speed and then pause that’s what I did lol

[@reoglah]

The owl said " did you know that sushi originated from south east asia and introduced in south china first before came to japan sometimes at 8 centuries?"

[@Gazork.ChumbleSpuzz]

It got you fam - check my comment.

[@philroland8164]

I don't know how many times I have watched this, but this time I JUST SAW Howl's castle in the background at 3:24!!!! Oh yes!!!! Mad props on yet another fine Easter egg, Terminal! You continue to demonstrate your genius acumen sir!

[@Skeleton-wn2zu]

That Final Fantasy refrence at 2:49 is awsome, it's the little things that count.

[@tanookiplayer]

"Why don't yo eat the boulder?" Finally someone gets it.

[@oussama7132]

best part

[@alejoplaya2487]

Why dont you eat trees if they are also plants , dont jugde with out thinking

[@NintenJoeGamer]

@@alejoplaya2487 That's not a valid argument lol.

[@Kaplykos]

Didn't they eat a certain type of rocks?

[@mistr9613]

That made me laugh too

[@nagatoryu5302]

"Why don't you eat the rock " Loooool I asked the same question when I was a kid 😂👌🏻

[@isaiah204]

There actually is a goron who states their diet consists of the dodongo rocks specifically in the cave, though it is very easy to miss

[@CptViscen]

Humans can eat grass right, just pull some up out of the ground and eat that dingus

[@MetalCapR]

L O G I C

[@stanstanstan2597]

@@CptViscen I mean we can eat grass. I do it all the time

[@Edward_YT_WEC]

4:28 That was the most beautiful speech I have ever heard 🥹

[@KayzIdeas]

The "PLAY THE FLUTE CHILD" captions never get old. Actually, none of the custom captions never get old.

[@TmanTheTdog]

I don’t think I’ve ever had such a feeling of existentialism than when I read the things that owl had to say

[@azzybeatz5966]

Lol🤣

[@avery-gee]

b r u h

[@georgeheld1901]

I learned how many frames he edits, the first set of speech stayed on for 2 frames each, while the second set of speech stayed up for 1 frame WHY WOULD HE DO THIS TO US

[@ghosty2448]

Owl say!

[@Sugondeeze_Nuts]

It wasn't the owl saying anything It was Terminal Montage *Shudders*

[@robwarriors62]

The Flintstones theme with the Temple of Time choir sound is the funniest thing I’ve heard in a while.

[@5hyguy42]

Yes I flipped out

[@TherapueticLiz]

Siivagunner granddad meme

[@Welv1987]

no, that is 7 GRAND DAD music

[@Welv1987]

nice i'm the 69th like

[@zlakdoald]

That's SiIvaGunner for ya

[@lawrencefitzgerald4744]

I've just started watching your videos, and I love how the expanded universe is all connected. I also appreciate how even at the first playback speed on YT, I _still_ had to manually pause/unpause the video rapidly to read everything the owl said.

[@Angelcat2023]

2:29 is my fav scene, I can't even stop laughing at it 🤣

[@zw97]

This video is what all true warriors strive for!

[@bigsolo6952]

It randomly pops in my head 😂

[@drakon6878]

"Why don't you eat the boulder?" "Why do you humans have farms? Why don't you eat grass and trees?"

[@FangzwithaZ]

Well because.... because...... Idk why

[@Manuel-tb3ew]

It’s not edible?

[@ILiekFishes]

@@FangzwithaZ Mind size: Mega

[@VitaEmerald324]

Yeah that’s right, punkass.

[@fireshockgamer6734]

Yes.

[@colinnfuyen8023]

Owl man at 1:46 : "Hoo hoot! Little Link... look up here! It appears that the time has finally come for you to start your adventure! You will encounter many hardships ahead... Like playing with your Legos one day and realizing it's not fun anymore. Coming to grips with the concept of time. Gradually losing the freedom which exists in knowing nothing. And learning that your friends are relative to where you are in life. Most friends only stay for a season, and usually because of your shared interests. But when you move on or your priorities change, so will a majority of your friends. That is your fate. Don't feel discouraged, even during the toughest times! One day you'll find that you owe the IRS $3,000. Then realize you misread the letter and you actually owe $30,000. And you'll learn that Chipotle isn't nearly as healthy as you thought. Sure they list the calories, fat, carbs, cholesterol and the 0g of sugar on the menu but they omit the amount of sodium drenched in everything. A single burrito with carnitas, cilantro-lime rice, sour cream, roasted chili corn salsa and cheese will fill you up with almost a day's worth of sodium. Enjoy your high blood pressure, stroke, heart failure, osteoporosis, stomach cancer, kidney disease, kidney stones and headaches. Maybe this isn't that great of an alternative to McDonalds after all. Convenience isn't very healthy. You have to eat 3 times a day for the rest of your life. You should learn how to do it well. You'd be surprised to see how much better your life goes when you eat well. That is your fate. Don't feel discouraged, even during the toughest times! And learning that the government gorges out of you with taxes, they still waste billions of our hard earned dollars on programs like studying mountain lions on treadmills, injecting hamsters with steroids and making them fight and studying beer koozies. Beer koozies. The thing that keeps your drink cold. The $1.3 million dollar study conducted by 2 bright University of Washington students was to determine if beer koozies work. It turns out they do groundbreaking stuff. Then there's accidentally spending $28 million on green camouflage uniforms for the Afghan National Army. Afghanistan is 98 percent desert. They wasted $2 million attempting to increase trust between Tunisian political parties and citizens. $10,000,000 on "green growth" in Peru. $2,120,040,355.35 attempting to turn and abandoned mental hospital into a Department of Homeland Security HQ. And don't even get me started on the billion dollar Medicare schemes. Centers for Medicare and Medicaid paid $48,000,000,000.00 in improper payments in Fiscal Year 2018. Since Medicare is such a big program, it opens up all sorts of possibilities for abuse. It's all in Dr. Rand Paul's Summer 2019 Edition of "The Waste Report". Go straight this way and you will see Hyrule Castle. You will meet a princess there... If you are lost and don't know which way to go, look at the map. The areas you have explored will be shown on the map. A map is a diagrammatic representation of an area of land or sea showing physical features, cities, roads, etc. The word "map" can also be used to talk about a chart or drawing that shows relationships between ideas, people, events, or anything else you can think about. Press START to enter the subscreens and Z or R to find the map. On the map subscreen, you will also see a flashing dot showing you which way to go next. Did you get all that? ---> No Yes Hoo hoot! Little Link... look up here! It appears that the time has finally come for you to start your adventure! You will encounter many hardships ahead... Like playing with your Legos one day and realizing it's not fun anymore. Coming to grips with the concept of time. Gradually losing the freedom which exists in knowing nothing. And learning that your friends are relative to where you are in life. Most friends only stay for a season, and usually because of your shared interests. But when you move on or your priorities change, so will a majority of your friends. That is your fate. Did you know that the hashtag symbol is technically called an octothorpe? Or that the 100 folds in a chef hat represent 100 ways to cook an egg? And that some cats are allergic to people? And that M&M stands for Mars and Murry? And that you can hear a blue whales heartbeat from more than 2 miles away? And that the odds of getting a royal flush are exactly 1 in 649,740? And that the lyrebird can mimic almost any sound it hears, including chainsaws? And that the speed of a computer mouse is measured in "Mickeys?" And did you know that sushi actually originated in Southeast Asia, and spread to South China before being introduced to Japan some time around the 8th century? And did you know that a male emperor penguin can go without eating for 120 days? And did you know that the smell you smell after it rains is called "petichor?"

[@andrewmccune4629]

Thanks I hate it

[@andrewmccune4629]

Read the whole thing btw

[@nobleerobligeer8095]

You are a hero

[@jiahall]

this better get to top comment, thanks man

[@playmanaig]

Thanks a lot, awesome work

[@drakinathehuman]

4:06 The fact they are taped together makes me smile love the consistency!

[@MeSharkk]

You are such a treasure to KZbin, please never stop making us laugh and smile

[@insertobligatoryreferenceh489]

Kaepora Gaebora's dialogue: "Hoo hoot, little Link... Look up here!" "It appears the time has finally come for you to start your adventure!" "You will encounter many hardships ahead...Like playing with your Legos one day and realizing it's not fun anymore." "Coming to grips with the concept of time." "Gradually losing the freedom which exists in knowing nothing." "And learning that your friends are relative to where you are in life." "Most friends only stay for a season, and usually because of your similar interests." "But when you move on or your priorities change, so will a majority of your friends." "That is your fate." "Don't feel discouraged, even during the toughest of times!" "One day you'll find out that you owe the IRS $3,000." "Then realize you misread the letter and you actually owe $30,000." "And you'll learn that Chipotle isn't nearly as healthy as you thought. Sure they list the calories, fats, carbs, cholesterol and the 0g of sugar on the menu but they omit the amount of sodium drenched in everything. A single burrito with carnitas, cilantro-lime rice, sour cream, roasted chili corn salsa and cheese will fill you up with almost a day's worth of sodium. Enjoy your high blood pressure, stroke, heart failure, osteoporosis, stomach cancer, kidney disease, kidney stones and headaches. Maybe this isn't that great of an alternative to McDonalds after all. Convenience isn't very healthy. You have to eat 3 times a day for the rest of your life. You should learn how to do it well. You'd be surprised to see how much better your life goes when you eat well." "That is your fate." "Don't be discouraged, even during the toughest of times!" "And learning that, despite all the government gorges out of you with taxes, they still waste billions of our hard earned dollars on programs like studying mountain lions on treadmills, injecting hamsters with steroids and making them fight, and studying beer-koozies." "Beer-koozies." "The thing that keeps your drink cold. The $1.3 million dollar study conducted by 2 bright University of Washington students was to determine if beer koozies work." "It turns out they do work. Groundbreaking stuff." "Then there's accidentally spending $28 million on green camouflage uniforms for the Afghan national army. Afghanistan is 98% desert." "They wasted $2 million attempting to increase trust between Tunisian political parties and citizens." "$10,000,000 on 'green growth' in Peru." "$2,120,040,355.35 attempting to turn an abandoned mental hospital into a Department of Homeland Security HQ." "And don't even get me started on the billion dollar Medicare schemes. Centers for Medicare and Medicaid paid $48 billion in improper payments in Fiscal year 2018. Since Medicare is such a big problem, it opens up to all sorts of possibilities for abuse. It's all in Dr. Rand Paul's Summer 2019 Edition of 'The Waste Report'." "Go straight this way and you will see Hyrule Castle. You will meet a princess there..." "If you are lost and don't know where to go, look at the Map. The areas you have explored will be shown on the map. A map is a diagrammatic representation of an area of land or sea showing physical features, cities, roads, etc. The word map can also be used to talk about a chart or drawing that shows relationships between ideas, people, events, or anything else you can think about. On the map subscreen, you will also see a flashing dot showing you which way to go next. Press START to enter the subscreens and Z or R to find the map. On the map subscreen, you will also see a flashing dot showing you which way to go next." "Did you get all that?" ➡️No Yes Extra dialogue: "Did you know the hastag symbol is technically called an octothorpe?" "Or that the 100 folds in a chef's hat represent 100 ways to cook an egg?" "And that some cats are allergic to people?" "And that M&M stand for Mars and Murrie?" "And that you can hear a blue whale's heartbeat from more that 2 miles away?" "And that the odds of getting a royal flush are exactly 1 in 649,740?" "And that the lyrebird can mimic almost any sound it hears, including chainsaws?" "And that the speed of a computer mouse is measured in 'Mickey's?'" "And did you know that sushi actually originated in Southeast Asia, and spread to South China before being introduced to Japan sometime around the 8th century?" "And did you know that a male emperor penguin can go without eating for 128 days?" "And did you know that the smell you smell after it rains is called 'petichor?'" Do I have a life? I don't know at this point.

[@din0696]

You sir have won my respect

[@hozanto7521]

You do have a life. A life you've lived the fullest so far.

[@SapphireSolstice67]

Holy crap, the absolute mad lad

[@emblemblade9245]

Thank you thank you thank you so much!

[@gustavoortega3824]

I wanna copy and paste this but idk how on mobile

[@LobotomyTC]

I'm sickened by the fact that I can read hylian. I immediately understood link's drawing inside his house

[@saturncatlive]

How the hell did you teach yourself Hylian there’s like 4 different dialects 😭

[@LobotomyTC]

@@saturncatlive I tried reading a lot of the signs in zelda games, and printed out a sheet of paper that translated the characters to roman letters.

[@simochiothereal4382]

“Hiya” “Wahoo” “Puyo” “The Baby” “Chili Dogs” *”Hey, leesten”* And bu buh

[@spinyjustspiny3289]

Bu buh

[@karrotkek9352]

No, bu buh.

[@layerp]

4:52 Ronaldinho Soxxer!

[@ryancooper4874]

“Have you ever had a dreams, that, you want, you, you can do so, you, you, do, you could, you, you want, you want.”

[@cabinhead8177]

*Tay*

[@DarioDAversa]

Ommagad. This is pure gold. 🤣😂🤣Subscribing right away. (love the Earthbound music switch, genius)

[@logicaloverdrive8197]

1:49 I appreciate you going back into the subtitles to say that they do show sodium now.

[@haelstrom101]

1:58 A gamer's worst fear: *"No" comes before "Yes" when mashing through text*

[@anaceweirdo1579]

The agony it brings-

[@angeltrox1047]

That is true

[@chespin_fan4441]

Holy frick

[@darklusare7582]

so SO true

[@unfunnyhere4990]

oh God

[@juanpablogomezmoncada2924]

Daruma: "We can't eat rocks because the dodongo's is locked by a boulder" Lenk: "Why you don't eat the boulder?" Daruma: **THE PROFECY IS TRUE**

[@TrinityDreamer12]

Wow that was a big plothole

[@simplyjeef8503]

@@TrinityDreamer12 Not really. Humans eat plants, right? So why bother with farming when grass and trees grow everywhere. Gorons eat rocks, but that doesn't mean all rocks are palatable or nutritious to them.

[@Pikachuington]

@@simplyjeef8503 we dont call all fruits and veggies Grass though, the gorons make no distiction between Dodongo rocks and normal rocks aside from the former being more tasty in the game.

[@7Write4This9Heart7]

Hahaha! Hilarious! I love it! SO many tiny, hilarious details! Hilarious AF! Thanks so much for this!

[@Raegan_Marie]

I’ve literally watched all of your Zelda animations about a thousand times and they never get old❤

[@LopChows]

no matter what animation you do, the Godzilla roar will always get me.

[@nugget_real]

Same

[@kellyjohnson6412]

I don't know why, but Ganondorf laughing as Zelda struggles to say her line is hilarious.

[@annieoddo1475]

The parts where Zelda screams at link are never not hilarious to me

[@DoctorSpacebar]

[Extreme Joy]

[@xLuigi34x]

I didn’t notice that until after a few rewatches. How did I miss it? I have no idea

[@Tom.Tomlet.T.Tomington]

Here is the time stamp that nobody gonna see 2:31

[@TommyAck102]

That and the fact her dad points it out to him :P

[@Astral_Something]

I appreciate the attention to detail with the claw marks on the ground from gohma at 1:16

[@alvaropontorno7921]

I had to pause as to not fall out of my chair laughing when i heard the voice cluster is under attack. Oh the nostalgia

[@Outcrow]

This is so weird and so adorable at the same time. Weirdorable.

[@user-ls3fe4nx3i]

😂

[@fatyoshi4853]

W e i r d o r a b l e

[@TeSh1n]

PLEASE understand feel of memes

[@FranD4C]

"Weirdorable" that's a good word not gonna lie

[@usagichanp]

that's all of their videos tbh

[@gaspartiznado6418]

“Why don’t you eat the boulder?” Years of pent-up frustration, anger, and tears have suddenly manifested because of those words.

[@matthew46058]

Y - Same

[@mohawk1010]

I don't know human eat plants so why don't you eat the grass in your yard

[@letsgetmetosubscribersasameme]

Lmfao

[@raevrrrr]

@@mohawk1010 boulder is big rock, grass is not big broccoli

[@pforgottonsoul]

@@raevrrrr true but gorons might only eat certain kinds of rocks.

[@cliffordholmes7483]

Honesly this was my exact experience playing OoT, props to capturing it so well!

[@THECHARG]

yo nice reference to the forest spirits from princess mononoke bottome left standnig on the table at 1:02 Ur animation style inspires me by the way I can’t wait to make people laugh an smile as much as u have I wish I knew how already

[@mautzi8396]

"Great, now Mark Zuckerberg cant sell my data to the Illuminati." "Thats right"

[@flow185]

He know too much. The council will now decide of is fate.

[@loganTHEhunter90]

Yes

[@loganwilliams7121]

2:31 hahahahaha “have you ever had a dream that you want you you could do you you” “yes” **Extreme joy screech**

[@JM-zv4uo]

Can we just appreciate the level of comedy and music Terminal has worked on over the years

[@scottylulu1987]

Dude these are so funny! I show as many people as I can that will watch lol!

[@Judith_Vega]

I can relate to everything presented here, specially with the dam... owl

[@Chadius]

That talk about friends really cut me deep/

[@ioccasionallyeatwings7510]

Did you actually take the time to read what the owl was saying? Well sorry for you then...

[@agr0nianTV]

@@ioccasionallyeatwings7510 I did it was interesting.

[@fefe177]

Bababababababababababa×1000000000000000000000

[@FreedomAndPeaceOnly]

Yeah we all felt that owl.

[@colt1986]

I love how Zelda telepathically connected with Link just to scream.

[@musicalmeryn]

that's my favorite part 😂

[@JayPlusForerunner]

Link.... *bloody screaming intensifies*

[@inscription8099]

this is my second fav part and it comes right after my first favorite part which is when ganondorf runs over already squashed link then throws a magic blast at him for no reason.

[@elijahfox8584]

I introduced my little brothers to this channel and they love it, I enjoy looking for the hidden Easter eggs. Seen this episode like 5 times and never noticed Howls moving castle 😂

[@ThekingTheking-fz5vq]

This made my day thank you so much for this friend

[@jazuii]

when he clicked "no" to the, "did you get all that?" *I felt that*

[@chantellelawson2318]

No

[@mr.cnado_452]

Same here

[@lekingyeeter3241]

Anyone gonna talk about how the owl is spitting straight facts about Chipotle, dept, and scandals?

[@demonsec6039]

good eye

[@JaimeCruz80]

Dont forget about the legos

[@beunhaassie]

I hurt my wrist pausing for that

[@thomas_tk330]

Scandals are scandals but I prefer failed attempts at expanding local or governmental organisations over pouring money into immigration or financial aid for foreign countries. So I'm not going to address the Owl's criticism of how tax revenues are spent

[@fabigotn9321]

@@beunhaassie Why u not just slow the vid to 0.25? Its way easier

[@damiennichols4628]

Honestly I love the express VPN advert at the end. It makes them watchable. I'm surprised this is the only video I think you've done that has this.

[@AcesMaven]

Rolling to Hyrule Castle made me laugh the hardest as I do it. As a kid, i thought i went faster (not sure that is true) and I still do it out of habit. This entire video is fantastic!

[@levelupsonic]

Mario: Yahoo! Sonic: Chili Dogs Samus: good baby Fox: Hi-yaa! Kirbo: Poyo! Young Link: bU bUH

[@moltenpizza4848]

Ganondorf:HAHAHAHAH RONALDINHO SUCKSER

[@spicymeatball3807]

Amuro:WUUUAAAAH

[@ChristianVillamil]

Ganon: Doriah!

[@GioGiotaro]

@@moltenpizza4848 u know , Ronaldinho is a brazilian soccer pro player

[@kyutora1024]

*The Baby

[@imperatorfulgur]

“We need rocks to eat but dodongo’s cavern is blocked by a boulder” “Why don’t you eat the boulder?” *B R A I N B L A S T*

[@nocturnallsnake4228]

They are so gourmets they only want the rocks from Dodongo's Cave. But where did that rock come from?

[@MetalCapR]

It’s beeg brain time

[@bruno_monteiro3786]

Stonks

[@gormauslander]

*Proceeds to devour everything, whether it moves or doesn't.

[@CodesTheOtaku]

Yeah, I always wondered why they didn’t do that.

[@annavasquez146]

I love these videos is so creative 😂❤

[@josephgrimminck6855]

I laughed so hard! Loved this game growing up, Spot on and GG

[@sad-pt7xd]

When the owl said: “Like playing with Legos one day and realizing it’s not fun anymore.” I felt that

[@nickeloudeon1]

thats the moment when you look at your self in the mirror drunk and high lisent in some 90's depressive songs

[@MusicDecomposer]

When the owl said "Hah-bah-bah-bah-bah-bah-bah-bah-bah-bah-bah-bah-bah-bah-bah-bah" I felt that.

[@CLOYO]

@@nickeloudeon1 No... Just depression

[@glitchtrap_gaming6577]

José Rodolfo Medina Arreola That is you when you got knocked out by someone with a giant stick and drank Corona without noticing.

[@Powdown]

I read the entire thing.

[@codykenova]

That owl convo and hitting "no" by accident was the most accurate description of my childhood experience of this game ever.

[@thecodingpro9935]

Yes exactly I would accidentally keep choosing no and have to repeat the conversation again

[@NRobbi42]

I now have 20 copies of Rand Paul books manifesting in my fireplace.

[@thedungeonscrawler2318]

I swear I heard every sentence he said at least 3 times.

[@pangorbalm8086]

0:25 I'm watching this again for the unknownth time and discovered something new. I thought I recognized the voice after the tree says "get the pepto bismol". Turns out it's the voice of the announcer from Starcraft. I had a whole nother fit of deep and satisfying laughter once I realized this. Thank you so much bro.

[@imSrslySerious]

"Flintstones, we're the flintstones" 🎵 (If I'm not miss-hearing that part.) Love the content! ♥

[@rodinopuz7693]

Dude you can’t just leave us like that without part 2 of this masterpiece.

[@rj2cool214]

True

[@rj2cool214]

Where is part two??

[@c_cubed]

He'll probably make it in Something About Season 4.

[@suehanigan9548]

True

[@lfg-lightningfastgamingplu8403]

Agreed

[@invasious]

Navi is the real antagonist of this game

[@buzzlightyear8157]

22 hours ago?

[@xxtheguyguyxx4400]

Cuteson11 Studios that’s KZbin

[@thelonlyladismad9647]

How the frick you get that kyrbo icon?

[@tortillachips0]

@@thelonlyladismad9647 he is a member

[@toasturhztoastbunz896]

*HEYLOOKLISTENHEYLOOKLISTENHEYLOOKLISTENHEYLOOKLISTENHEYLOOKLISTENHEYLOOKLISTENHEYLOOKLISTENHEYLOOKLISTENHEYLOOKLISTEN*

[@-CanYouDont-]

I love how you depict Ganon in all your videos, it’s hilarious.

[@amidark6518]

"Why dont you eat the boulder?" Lol

[@dadmitri4259]

my favorite part

[@MDLuffy1234YT]

When you spend a good 15 minutes trying to read all the text at 1:46

[@buzzlightyear8157]

22 hours ago?

[@knifedeku452]

Has anyone got the dialogue on hand ??

[@gameboy3d943]

I’m gonna write it all out.

[@marv979]

BROOOOOOO WTFFFF 🤣 this dude from 22 HOURS AGO HOW

[@KarmaDrip]

@@buzzlightyear8157 Paid to win

[@Toadthefungi]

I love all the little references that are in this lol, like smash bros going on on top of the castle and a black mage and a fighter walk into kakariko lol

[@springdude1165]

Cool subspace foreshadowing at the end, now that I look at it

[@danielash8099]

This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in a while. Just kinda mad there wasn’t a 5 minute segment of King Zora scooting over.

[@Machstorm9]

Thank you for speaking up about this issue!

[@skully7735]

Seriously. I was waiting for that too

[@UXGillespie]

That WOULD have been funny!!!!

[@satoruriolu6132]

Inwas really expecting the last 4 minutes to be watching king going mweep

[@VinchVolt]

"Oweep." "Oweep." "Oweep." "Oweep."

[@joaor.colleoni1235]

The Ronaldinho Soccer at the end caught me off guard I am crying rn

[@spawnthedemon1739]

🤣🤣🤣

[@MrLodii]

hahaha RONALDINHO SOCCER

[@maximilianrusso2641]

HAHAHAHA RONALDINHO SOCCERRR

[@may0nade]

Dancing Ganondorf is what got me

[@shantakidd6230]

The king and ganondorf laughing at Zelda is so funny to me.

[@TwilightChomperEnthusiast]

1:03 I love how it’s implied that Link (I mean, Pepto Bismol) only picked up the grass clippings instead of the gems from earlier.

[@Chaft015]

4:50 "A TRIFORCE ! I'LL STEAL IT ! NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW !"

[@lyingriotman2220]

God this makes it so much better, lmao!

[@frickroll]

*NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW!* NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW! No one will ever know! ᴺᵒ ᵒⁿᵉ ʷᶦˡˡ ᵉᵛᵉʳ ᵏⁿᵒʷᵎ

[@carachamadofinger4640]

_ronaldinho socser_

[@kameronschadt5246]

"Link... Then that means Zelda is alone and UNPROTECTED!!!"

[@The-Will-Billy]

he yells it. thats the best part .

[@idiot2758]

When your that one person who paused for every 'buh'

[@gustavourbina8343]

You weren’t the only one. We were all curious for what he was saying

[@cozyjosey1709]

What he said was so incredibly educational. Link just spamming through it all. What a waste....

[@ivancruz8537]

I did that and I regret it

[@zerarch77]

You can pause the video and use the < and > keys to move one frame at a time.

[@ZoraHimself]

could've just used < and > while paused to move one frame backward or forward

[@gameando-fn1ve]

the reference to starcraft is the only thing I didn't expect, simply amazing video

[@TordleWithTheTordler]

i don't know how many times iv'e seen this video It just never gets old

[@romain8996]

I love how they always put the choice “no” first just to punish you for spamming and not reading

[@renatoafonsomaiacarneiro950]

Man it buged me alot back in the day XD

[@icantnames8533]

I spent way to long pausing and reading all that...

[@wimpywater]

And then the next time they switch it up, Nintendo was self aware

[@GameparkGames]

The second time he put "yes" as the way to repeat it to get you again for not paying attention

[@AJLord]

@@GameparkGames chaotic evil design

[@thecursedumbreon6755]

Me: slows down vid to read all the owl has to say Owl: did you know that the smell you smell after it rains is called petichor

[@combativeThinker]

*petrichor

[@owenhs3268]

very interesting though the owl said other interesting things to

[@greynand8466]

bruh

[@iTs_A_mE0207]

*The more you know*

[@RealMysticalMan]

@@iTs_A_mE0207 I'm smart though

[@idchunn]

The amount of detail and easter eggs there is, is incredible😭

[@ominousvoid82]

Love this stuff!

[@r.l.2480]

Therapist: "Brazilian Ganon doesn't exist, he can't hurt you" Brazilian Ganon: 04:52

[@NickV1327]

Xd

[@fubas5]

Ronaldinho soccer 97 foi um dos melhores jogos de futebol que eu já joguei kkk Altought i dont know If you can speek portuguese , i replied anyway on my Native language.

[@Shwychu]

Brazilian ganondorf that's what this ganon is for now on XD

[@CoffeeManiac20]

That dance is from a dancing skeleton puppet

[@mlggamer2631]

@@fubas5 mano se tu é br ma fala onde posso jogar que eu quero muito

[@Rainy_Lynel]

“Why don’t ya eat the bolder” Plot armor wouldn’t allow that

[@TheGoldenDunsparce]

I thought they put the boulder infront of the cave to stop that big ass dodongo from coming up and killing everyone...

[@DeathnoteBB]

TheGoldenDunsparce Yeah in the actual game the problem was the dodongos, not the boulder

[@Metrocysh]

Eating the boulder was 2000IQ tho

[@ghostchamploo5052]

@@pineapplesqueeze7547 what happened to Jabu jabu tho

[@Thats_dope_asf]

But what was Kirbo doing at Zoras domain 😂🔥 love the little details in ya videos. I swear every time I watch em I find something new ✊🏽✊🏽🫡

[@mattmcd2803]

The Goron fall at 2:55 with accompanying scream from The Mummy(?) is just the most wonderful, random, hilarious bit of comedy and illustrates this channel’s unique genius. Gets me every single time.

[@MrsNaNi176]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@moronicpufferfish5900]

"Why don't you eat the boulder?" Finally someone else wonders about that

[@mmmnah7684]

"Hylians eat plants, right? Why do you need farms? Why don't you just eat grass."

[@ShotgunFiend]

@@mmmnah7684 a more accurate analogy is "hylians eat bread but there's a locked door made of bread sealing off the bread storage room"

[@kratal122]

There was an attempted hand wave that the gorons were picky eaters and that only the rocks INSIDE Dodongo’s Cavern were palatable to them, so they couldn’t stomach eating the boulder blocking the entrance. My head canon is that by the time they had become hungry enough to eat the boulder they wouldn’t have regained the strength to deal with the resurgence of dodongos inside the cavern, which was also mentioned. I guess Ganondorf revived the dodongos before he blocked the entrance, because how else would the gorons know that they had reappeared inside the caves. It’s still a plot-hole, but not because it was completely ignored by the developers, it just wasn’t addressed convincingly. But, I’m of the opinion the the Zelda series has been written vaguely by design so that it can stimulate the fans’ imaginations by filling in the gaps and inconsistencies. For better or worse, it’s one of the main reasons I love the franchise.

[@Darvoth]

I always assumed that they couldn’t eat that kind of rock. Like maybe they can’t digest it or maybe ganondorfs magic makes it toxic to them.

[@isaacceja1108]

Guys lets gust pay with graas