+Wanderer628 What do you expect them to spend it on? High-quality cardboard and bright flashlights are too expensive now and days.
@Wanderer6289 жыл бұрын
William Roark I wasn't being sarcastic.
@williamroark74499 жыл бұрын
Wanderer628 I wasn't kidding.
@grenaders38959 жыл бұрын
+William Roark (Inventor29) Hello fellow Adept.
@malachimccann46129 жыл бұрын
+Grenaders 3 what are you doing here?
@alfabusa9 жыл бұрын
Pranks in the underhive (gone heretical) - imperial fisting pranks M41
@knechtor56489 жыл бұрын
+Bruva Alfabusa infa 130%
@kokarorloli9 жыл бұрын
+Bruva Alfabusa [01:25:57 | Edited 01:25:57] Garrot: epic prank gone sexual [01:26:08 | Edited 01:26:24] Karl the Deranged: PLEASE DON'T FUCK ME UP THE ASS AND CALL ME A BITCH FAGGOT MY BIG HAIRY MUSCULAR BLACK MAN [01:26:26] Garrot: what [01:26:41] Alfabusa: epic pranks M41 [01:26:44] Karl the Deranged: Pranks in the hood gone wrong (gone sexual) [01:26:44 | Edited 01:26:51] Zegram Diamond: What a weird thing for Horus to say to his dad [01:28:48] Karl the Deranged: Pranks On Cronus Gone Wrong!!! (gone sexual!) (fuck me up the ass!) [01:28:50] Alfabusa: Pranks in the lower hives (gone heretical) pranks M41 Don't try this shit on me m8
@knechtor56489 жыл бұрын
thanks for the cancer
@RegurgitatedNews9 жыл бұрын
+Bruva Alfabusa It is merely a prank, battle brother!
@DrWhite9 жыл бұрын
+RegurgitatedNews It was only a ruse, Commissar!
@attila5358 жыл бұрын
It's good to know that the STC for classic cars is well preserved.
@randomds31542 жыл бұрын
This got taken down by gw, that means its canon
@dangerouslysafe36 жыл бұрын
The reason his car bounces to the beat is because he is driving on a road paved with the bodies of xenos, mutants, and heretics.... and many many guardsmen.
@christophercordero93524 жыл бұрын
DEAD guardsman
@Edge_Boye3 жыл бұрын
@@christophercordero9352 every fallen guardsman is another brick in the road to victory!
@connormclernon263 жыл бұрын
@@christophercordero9352 given Imperial military tactics, that’s a very generous assessment
@WeDieStanding9484 ай бұрын
Tell me about it...
@RandoGrunt9 жыл бұрын
Money for the Money God! Taxes for the Tax Throne!
@Bruva_Ayamhyt7 жыл бұрын
Gold and Thrones for the Golden Throne!
@MrOiram467 жыл бұрын
By Shekelstein, it will be done!
@Sir_Bucket5 жыл бұрын
Let the galaxy PAAYYYYY
@MizantropMan5 жыл бұрын
So, did Tzeentch get himself a throne or is the Emperor officially the God of Taxes now?
@brotheralaric71775 жыл бұрын
Pimp for the Pimp god.
@damocles74067 жыл бұрын
So this is how you purify daemon worlds singlehandedly.
@liammosher5511 Жыл бұрын
Fuck... Dont have my Black Libairy card
@sandreyg36348 жыл бұрын
By the Emperor......This is some real dank shit
@mcapollodiomedes36203 жыл бұрын
Hes the guardsman spamper the lord gemeral the major spoter
@shapeflesh45899 жыл бұрын
He is so gangster he drives with only three wheels. :D
@kokarorloli9 жыл бұрын
+Shape Flesh Oh shit I just realised that
@shapeflesh45899 жыл бұрын
Well, I guess he will just have to get some more gold for a new golden wheel of gold.
@rafaelnobrega95746 жыл бұрын
a backup golden wheel cars in the first half of the 20th century had wheels on the side
@geoduck02696 жыл бұрын
Rafael Nóbrega dude look at the right side of the screen the wheel is missing
@Southern_Crusader5 жыл бұрын
He needs a gold plated tommy gun to make him even more gangster.
@metalslimehunt9 жыл бұрын
Summers on Mars?! Omnissiah preserve me, my frames!
@GamerRoman7 жыл бұрын
It's kinda hard to find out the music used but I fished it from the comment section for those looking: Speed up version of "Ultramarines Soundtrack Track 14 - Proud Astartes" "Dawn of War II retribution - pit of meredictus" "Whales" by Hail Mary Mallon
@paulmarchano72387 жыл бұрын
Thank you sir!! The Emprah is proud to call you one of his chosen!
@BearOldcastle7 жыл бұрын
Thanks!
@ACCB7106 жыл бұрын
Thank you so much :D
@wanderingshepard9005 жыл бұрын
You're a life saver. I was just about to spend Emperor knows how long scouring the comments section for this information.
@PropagandaDS3 жыл бұрын
*pit of maledictus
@A.I.Remnant5 жыл бұрын
When you're an Imperial Guard scout, but you find an STC Fragment.
@archmagosdeciuskronen15016 жыл бұрын
"I have heard it said, that in the days of ancient Terra, there were mortals, skin as black as the Salamanders, that utilized heretical inovative cosmetical enhancements for Terran ground vehicles, it was titled....." "Pimp My Ride" --Technoarcheologist Marius
@sargentpickles37774 жыл бұрын
"Do tell us more of this... 'Pimp My Ride' " -A Blood Raven Techmarine said
@bonogiamboni48304 жыл бұрын
Heretical? They're gold. The improvements are clearly sacred.
@archmagosdeciuskronen15014 жыл бұрын
@@bonogiamboni4830 ah but tell that to the Word Bearers and Emperor's Children Heretic Astartes, they too have Gold
@bonogiamboni48304 жыл бұрын
@@archmagosdeciuskronen1501 it's gold only if it's been blessed by the Emperor, otherwise it's pyrite or however you spell the proper name for the fool's gold (or in this case the heretic's gold).
@andrewh61884 жыл бұрын
Bro where’d the black people in the future go?
@karlfranz74629 жыл бұрын
That's not nearly enough gold, what are the High Lords coming to these days?
@rafaelnobrega95746 жыл бұрын
why are you surprised silly they are just boring high lords they aren't as cool as the custodes to get TRUE gold
@Cptbravo2215 жыл бұрын
These are dark times indeed
@charles27035 жыл бұрын
This damn war is hurting everyone
@RamRam.7208 жыл бұрын
"From Ancient Terra, the Emperor commands His proud sons." "From revered bloodstock, these warriors are made His proud sons." "No fear they know - Adeptus Astartes, His proud sons." "Humanity's foes - they defend against all, His proud sons." "Warrior elite, unbreakable spirit, Astartes!" "Supreme defenders, unchallenged in battle, Astartes!" "Warrior elite, unbreakable spirit, Astartes!" "Courage and honour, Emperor and Primarch, Astartes!"
@FokkerBoombass9 жыл бұрын
RUNNING IN THE 40K'S!!
@faisalalialazmy99208 жыл бұрын
Lyrics please
@johndanes22946 жыл бұрын
Noone sleeps in Terra
@paulmarchano72388 жыл бұрын
By The Emperor, I need this song. I will pay a high amount of Imperial Coin for such a delight.
@mattdoherty28597 жыл бұрын
Jaghati Kahn likes going fast
@Sombra-lf6gm6 жыл бұрын
Vulkan likes rap
@geoduck02696 жыл бұрын
Matt Doherty yes he does
@SUBARCTICPSYCHO5 жыл бұрын
Yes
@davidrossi54435 жыл бұрын
@@Sombra-lf6gm No! Lord Vulcan is a smooth modern jazz guy. VULCAN LIVES!!!!!! STOMP STOMP
@ArcherDrake2874 жыл бұрын
Lorgar spitting straight facts
@chrigoog9 жыл бұрын
9/10 for being an awesome piece of work. 10/10 for actually using the DoW2 music! You guys are awesome, emperor keep you.
@projecta3halkida9 жыл бұрын
5/10 for being wrong as the music is not from DoW but from The 'Ultramarines' movie
@chrigoog9 жыл бұрын
projecta3halkida Damnit... I could have sworn... Also: HERESY! The smurf-movie doesn't exist.
@williamroark74499 жыл бұрын
+Chris Legan It does exist, we just put it in the same pocket of the warp where Matt Ward, Kaldor Draigo and all things heretical is stored.
@chrigoog9 жыл бұрын
William Roark I hope Matt Ward has to watch in on repeat for all of eternity.
@williamroark74499 жыл бұрын
He does, but not the good parts, only the walking.
@noneofyourbusiness24374 жыл бұрын
You know, this makes me curious. If by some warp fuckery an original Ford from when cars were first invented was somehow transported to the 41st millennium, how would the Adeptus Mechanicus react to finding said piece of extremely ancient archeotech? It would be interesting to see, assuming the Ordo Chronos of the Inquisition let them get their mechadendrites on it in the first place.
@clydecraft56422 жыл бұрын
Probably question where its even from because the 1900s are ancient history now
@ZeroCanalX2 жыл бұрын
@@clydecraft5642 AK-47 and M2 Browning are still the most produced weapon in the setting (yes, even more than lasguns), so this wouldn't be without precedent.
@unknowncommenter66982 жыл бұрын
@@ZeroCanalX wait really? Also, why would they produce M2 when KORD is far better? Why exactly? M2 got that little thing where it requires special tool and knowledge of specific settings you have to set that thing to, otherwise it's not gonna work. Guess it's made to prevent terrorists from using looted M2, but in setting of wh40k it would be bad idea. KORD, on other hand, is far more precise, has slightly larger casing (difference in pressure is large enough to make Barrett's barrel to... get cut by rifling "down the road" and make it into odd looking piece of art). Hell, you can even give to Ogryn, since average human can fire KORD from hip. Also aren't "autoguns" complete crap in wh40k? Like even worse than flashlights.
@susic18192 жыл бұрын
@@ZeroCanalX Isn't the 1911 included in this list? XD I remember hearing something like that
@ZeroCanalX2 жыл бұрын
@@susic1819 I think so? Admittedly the only thing that I could reference this with is DH 2nd edition, but I think stub pistol shown there might be 1911. I am, however, certain that stub revolver is a S&W of some type.
@themantraofman9418 Жыл бұрын
The leader of the astra militarium after convincing all the guardsmen to name him as the beneficiary on their life insurance policies.
@Hawkens4k9 жыл бұрын
i'd imagine thats what the emperor would drive on his free time.
@connormclernon265 жыл бұрын
JLinari is it not heresy then for the Lord Commander to be tooling around in the Emps ride? And further, how could he fit in what was once His wheels, considering that the Emperor was at least twice the size of a baseline human?
@zenoblues77874 жыл бұрын
@@connormclernon26 The Emperor is not actually any larger than a muscular human he only appears larger because he uses his psychic powers to deceive people. It is in fact not know if the Emperor's armor is real or also merely a psychic illusion.
@connormclernon264 жыл бұрын
@@zenoblues7787 still tooling 'round in the EMP'S ride
@thememester11904 жыл бұрын
@@connormclernon26 Not like big E has a use for it in his current state.
@mcapollodiomedes36203 жыл бұрын
@@zenoblues7787 ohh really
@Scoutspwnd1178 жыл бұрын
This actually sounds even better than the original. If someone made a Warhammer 40k music video, I would be eternally grateful.
@killamonjaromon7 жыл бұрын
I don't even like rap but this just works so well
@Southern_Crusader5 жыл бұрын
Same.
@riddell262 жыл бұрын
It's because you're too slow to understand it, isn't it?
@CommanderBohn7 жыл бұрын
Man, it was a over a year when I saw this. Now that Roboute came to Terra and reclaimed the station of Lord Commander of The Imperium, the following happened: 1. Most of The High Lords of Terra were SLAPPED with his Hand of Dominion, got removed by the Primarch of the Ultramarines and then replaced by competent people. 2. Those who were still salvageable were left, yet Roboute is keeping an eye on them. 3. The collateral competence of the High Lords of Terra skyrocketed upwards.
@smokyskies61887 жыл бұрын
This need a new genre name? Canonical rap.
@kelthuzad46349 жыл бұрын
everybody knows gold makes every color obsolete which is why it is faster than red or blue
@8vantor85 жыл бұрын
@@juneau2654 the ultra smerfs are blue and they get shit done
@DISTurbedwaffle9185 жыл бұрын
Gold is close to yellow, so shouldn't it make bigger explosions?
@kyosokutai2 жыл бұрын
@@8vantor8 Bah, blue is color of Luck, they just' lucky is all.
@physsnake8 жыл бұрын
The Pimp daddy E-money.
@Almiral_Kazama Жыл бұрын
The Lord Commander speeds away from the palace ready for a well-deserved retirement after realizing that the Emperor no longer needs him.
@rdubayoo7 жыл бұрын
He needs something to do, now that passing new laws is illegal.
@st4rlightr4v3n4 Жыл бұрын
What it feels like to finish painting your drawer of shame
@raspherion4 жыл бұрын
Me: So, I have to spend hundreds of Dollars on Game Work Shop, what you guys do with all that money? GW:
@ShasOSwoll9 жыл бұрын
The Fast and Finest, reporting.
@ShasOSwoll9 жыл бұрын
+Anzu Wyliei no idea
@TheVollottaja8 жыл бұрын
+Anzu Wyliei Whales - Hail Mary Mallon
@uninspiredrambler7 жыл бұрын
2 Fast 2 Faithful.
@omarabe265 жыл бұрын
For the Greater Drift
@TheWatzitooya9 жыл бұрын
You can't drift without LSD. . . Limited Slip Differentials. . .
@WarbossRB4 жыл бұрын
L.S.D. Lazy summer days Like some decrepit landshark dumbluck squad dog lurks sicker, deluded Last sturdy domino leans secluded Don't let stupid delusions lesson super-duty labor students Dragnet lifer solutions Daddy loves sloppy dimensions like son-daughter links Such determinated leopards, successfully disshelved
@TheTomac9 жыл бұрын
I enjoy these 'fillers' way more than... what the fuck content is this channel supposed to have?
@kokarorloli9 жыл бұрын
+The Tomac I don't even know myself
@Wayoutthere9 жыл бұрын
+The Tomac Seasure inducing fucking content
@lochurquhart14999 жыл бұрын
+Wouter d.B. I want more seizures!
@spethmanjones29974 жыл бұрын
When you plug the aux into the the old janky STC in the corner and an absolute BANGER starts slappin’
@gavinsunderland43928 жыл бұрын
praise the emperor for such well spent resources
@Soul5kull3 жыл бұрын
Meanwhile at GW.....
@mikesurlygentlemanwalton7 жыл бұрын
money for the money god
@maxthepaladin21477 жыл бұрын
Gold for the golden throne
@Mik57576 жыл бұрын
The new Custodes Fast Attack unit is pretty swanky
@simonnick84228 жыл бұрын
If all Fillers are like this, yes...more please.
@mcapollodiomedes36203 жыл бұрын
Why do i imagine emps in this ride doing a drive by while erasing the 2 lost primarchs
@staregineer9 жыл бұрын
Best retirement ever
@inquisitorofthegodemperor8434 Жыл бұрын
By the will of the Emperor may we be drippin' in gold
@gumhoy50548 жыл бұрын
Karl this is better than the original with the choir in the background. Great job remixing this, and the video is fun to look at as well. The initial statue has quite a fitting expression for the rest of the video.
@agentCDE7 жыл бұрын
More like Lord Gangsta Militant, amirite?
@paulmarchano72384 жыл бұрын
I'm back in 2021 to admire a piece of art again.
@McFrager9 жыл бұрын
...Now i really want to know what happened to the rest of those geezers.
@McFrager8 жыл бұрын
Comrade Necron I'm guessing the roboaids were voluntarily/self injected? -for science!
@McFrager8 жыл бұрын
Comrade Necron Via Slaaneshi-gram?
@pokeninjafireemblem7 жыл бұрын
I thought the Fabricator General was partying on Mars making cocktails?
@SolarusRex8 жыл бұрын
Can we get a full version of that music? It's a great soundtrack for special things in the future
@commanderwookiecopc8068 жыл бұрын
Agreed, praise da emprah
@sigismunddorn46178 жыл бұрын
Emperor. I . Love . You.
@swordbrethrenmordred12305 жыл бұрын
"His Proud sons" in the background fits wierdly well with this
@hanz_official64234 жыл бұрын
All music becomes better when you 40k-ize it.
@heresytrain3593 Жыл бұрын
I wish this was a genre just the rap with chanting voices and orchestra in the back ground.
@thijshagenbeek655410 ай бұрын
Got the Guard. Got the Wife. Got the Car. Got the Drip. For the Emperor!
@lunarimperium428 жыл бұрын
This was so fucking weird, I love it.
@faisalalialazmy99208 жыл бұрын
Lunar Imperium you seem dont know warhammer
@cessatiolux62509 жыл бұрын
this is.....Karl.......for all the years I've been with the legion, this is by far.......GLORIOUS!
@DGARedRaven5 жыл бұрын
If lives are the Emperor's currency, he had to spend quite a bit to get this. Then again, he IS the Lord COmmander of the Imperial Guard, so that is pretty much a given...
@RocketHarry8655 жыл бұрын
never thought it was possible to out swag the Emperor and the Primarchs until now
@rafaelnobrega95746 жыл бұрын
And then, when the carelesa High Lord left, the bloody magpies stole the Sanctis Automobilisticus
@HGunner1178 жыл бұрын
I was expecting Initial D music, but no. I am not disappointed
@jacent.49828 жыл бұрын
Anyone else hear the Proud Astartes in the background, but sped up, or am I going insane from being in this GLORIOUS legion for too long?
@Jdtheepic7 жыл бұрын
Jacen T. It's "Pit of Maledictus" and "Proud Astartes"
@glue38505 ай бұрын
This is actually a bop tho
@leegoodwin47208 жыл бұрын
Me every morning on the drive to work
@timcameron6199 жыл бұрын
I watched this, like 40 times
@Doomerbro999 жыл бұрын
+Tim Cameron i too :D
@merrittanimation77217 жыл бұрын
40k times
@Lizzie-Bee9 жыл бұрын
There will never be a time where this won't be my ringtone.
@bishop41443 жыл бұрын
Now that's what I call a "High" lord XD
@slimybob7613 Жыл бұрын
In the grim darkness of the future, there is only drip.
@TheAngusm34 жыл бұрын
why the heck don't you guys in general have more subs, your content is all god tier
@Elitex62 Жыл бұрын
Me playing Rogue Trader:
@timcameron6197 жыл бұрын
summers on mars
@shadownet54434 жыл бұрын
I dunno why, but I've been returning to this video every couple months since release. Still loving it.
@claypidgeon48078 жыл бұрын
This is better spending of our taxes than you'd think. You don't see it but all those golden sparks on the wheels are from Tyranids being crushed under the second-pimpiest ride in the Imperium (the pimpiest being the Stormlord).
@Mate3975 жыл бұрын
"The codex astartes doesn't support this action"
@SaxtonFail6 жыл бұрын
This is what jetbike custodes blast as they ride into battle
@BlackTemplar6th7 жыл бұрын
WAIT WE WENT TO COMORRAGH TO GET A FUCKING CAR! WE LOST TWO GODDAMN BATTLE BARGES FOR THAT FUCKING THING! EMPEROR DAMN IT!
@LAV-III2 жыл бұрын
Lives well spent
@Minglesmoot9 жыл бұрын
Pimp my Imperium.
@sigismunddorn46178 жыл бұрын
Welcome to Terra
@dachoobs7 жыл бұрын
This might just even satisfy a White Scar.
@bomba19055 жыл бұрын
Our almighty Man Emperor of Mankind has decreed that all vehicles must be covered in gold.
@jf6466work5 жыл бұрын
"I could use these taxes to aid in fortifying Cadia. Or I can get a sweet ride." High lord of the Astra Millatarum
@Southern_Crusader5 жыл бұрын
You know how Orks always need more Dakka? Well for the Imperium, "MORE GOLD! MORE GOOOOOOOLLDD!!!!!"
@imperialguardsman1354 жыл бұрын
NEEDS MORE GOLD
@Hex_the_Warlock6 жыл бұрын
I really want to hear a full song made like this.
@wmdragonj9 жыл бұрын
Okay... Now I have to make a pimp inquisitor for dark Hersey
@overtoast11059 жыл бұрын
MULTI TRACK DRIFTING
@juliovictormanuelschaeffer83704 жыл бұрын
In the grim darkness of 41st Millenium, there is only RAP.
@heraldyvraine85436 жыл бұрын
when they say terra's water "evaporated" sure not like it would be convenient for someone hoping to make a profit from selling the damn water!!
@Mr_Bunk4 жыл бұрын
When your paycheck comes in and you spend a bunch of it on 40k
@mycoolhandgiveit9 жыл бұрын
Pure Chaos.......I wouldn't want it any other way.
@s.k.81396 жыл бұрын
*Red painted ork runs past...
@davidrossi54436 жыл бұрын
This is why I love 40k And why Imperiam is BEST
@alexernst94487 жыл бұрын
Also, I don't think Karl understands what "filler" is supposed to be.
@metaouroboros6906 жыл бұрын
Somewhere out there, a Bloodraven is drooling.
@nightfox20309 жыл бұрын
LOVE THE FUCKING CHANTING IN IT! .... no really i love the shit out of this one
@alexernst94487 жыл бұрын
This should be an official remix. This song sounds so much better with the gothic background. But so does everything else, I guess.
@Hex_the_Warlock4 жыл бұрын
The machine spirit fuckin slaps
@zelkuta8 жыл бұрын
This is visually pleasing.
@Cyberpsychos_Dirge6 жыл бұрын
Requesting a longer bass boosted version of this to blast from my car
@Xenibalt6 жыл бұрын
the dawn of war music makes it so much more epic
@mikeloeven6 жыл бұрын
So THATS what happened to all those unclaimed guard pensions
@betamike86767 жыл бұрын
That car is super antique to him.
@essexclass81688 жыл бұрын
Drive my Rosarius-studded Dark Age CS Goto Multilasered Vintage Car Closer! i want to hit them with my powerfist!
@BearOldcastle8 жыл бұрын
Tempted to try finding a miniature that could even come close. At least the LGM with gold shutter shades.