Boltgun (Warhammer 40k - Big Iron Parody)

[@gameygeemer4142]

> Shows up on KZbin > Makes 2 of the best Warhammer songs in the fandom > Refuses to elaborate > Leaves

[@oz_jones]

Warp do be like that sometimes.

[@SpiralSine6]

We pray to the Omnissiah for his safe return one day to bless us with more holy music

[@FIRSTNAMELASTNAME-zt4kf]

Wait 2 what's the other??

[@strategicowl192]

@@FIRSTNAMELASTNAME-zt4kf it's "War Cant of Mars"

[@thatkn1ghtguy942]

He's on that holy crusade

[@d1halberdgnoll963]

Parody? This is about 38.000 years befiore its time.

[@somebodyfromkharkiv5412]

*ahead of its time

[@dennile_7355]

More like 39990 years tbh

[@JackPhoenixCz]

@@dennile_7355 Give or take few centuries. Imperium isn't good at keeping the calendar precise.

[@dennile_7355]

JackPhoenixCz when will it stop being 41999

[@newgodskane]

No time in the warp

[@hvw2377]

Patrolling the Ultima Segmentum almost makes you wish for an Exterminatus.

[@insertpersonhere4871]

Dammit, you beat me to it.

[@captainbodyshot2839]

What's the origin of this meme?

[@insertpersonhere4871]

Captain Bodyshot Fallout New Vegas

[@Starwarsgeek-98]

Captain Bodyshot it comes from fallout new vegas where NCR troopers comonly say "patrolling the mojave makes you wish for a nuclear winter"

[@captainbodyshot2839]

Thanks!

[@cheerfulpessimist952]

Patrolling the Imperium almost makes you wish for a Warp Storm...

[@ferbthe2gadgetguy]

Wishes that does not include the benefit and/or wellbeing of the Imperium is heresy! Even more so when those wishes include chaos, what do you have to say for yourself?

[@cheerfulpessimist952]

From where you're kneeling it must seem like heresy... The truth is, the game was rigged from the start.

[@soccerandtrack10]

don't worry paul… your get 1 soon enough...

[@theatagamer90]

@@cheerfulpessimist952 From where you're kneeling it must look like Heresy. Truth is... It's HERESY.

[@valleypathfinder9891]

More like it makes you wish for a tyranid, ork, and necron invasion all at once.

[@cliffbunny5759]

Certified 100% heresy free. The Emperor protects.

[@michawrona593]

David Lewis Actually not entirely, you see, if you look in the description, the second "Our Holy Emperor" has "Holy" written with "h" instead of "H", which clearly is a lack of respect to the God-Emperor. I'd say it's 99.9% heresy free.

[@merrittanimation7721]

An inexcusable deviation. Burn it

[@effigytormented]

@@michawrona593 That's not heresy, that's blasphemy. The difference is subtle, but the inquisition can tell.

[@soccerandtrack10]

@@effigytormented ta ta ta toooooo ma ma ma ma maaaaaaany XEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! last report on forge world planet saved by captin titis.

[@ethanblevins1116]

Imperatoris Protegit, brother!

[@smittywerbenjaegermanjense7376]

I love that "Texas Red" became "Nocturne Red" Because, you know, inhospitable wasteland.

[@Wafflepudding]

Oh I know you didn't mean that big bruva friend, come here and give primarch Vulkan a biiig friendly hug for friendship - ONE BRITTLE BONE AT A TIME YA GIT!

[@sentinelplayztm922]

As a Texan I can confirm

[@merrittanimation7721]

Especially in August

[@johnfraire6931]

*Laughs in farwest Texan* True.

[@setnaffa]

@@sentinelplayztm922 We keep the place clean of heretics that want Salsa made in NYC...

[@declanhuber4250]

If the Administratum recorded all events in the form of cowboy songs their archives would suddenly get a lot more interesting

[@KalashVodka175]

I bet in some weird ass sector they do that

[@NathanMarcusSPhua]

Considering 40k, that's a VERY REAL possibility...

[@topkek996]

A stern inquisitor follows a scribe savant for hours to get into a servitor chamber, the scribe slaps one of them to wake it up and make it spout out this banger before slumping over again

[@arthurchadwell9267]

The Imperium is almost-- ALMOST! as crazy as Washington DC.

[@UmaROMC]

Not to mention easier to store and remember

[@laurioho2041]

This song is mentioned on the Big Iron wikipedia page lmao

[@TwoBlade5]

Rightly so!

[@DonVigaDeFierro]

Holy golden ass plate, confirmed: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Iron "A parody Boltgun (2017) was created by the Warhammer 40k fan base."

[@UncleRussian.]

@@DonVigaDeFierro addition: "Even though it was a War Hammer 40K parody half the comments were still about Fallout New Vegas"

[@IvoryTower779]

@@UncleRussian. because both fandoms are great

[@doarner]

Sadly, it looks like it got removed from the Big Iron Wiki.

[@acefromouterspace3681]

We won't go quietly. The Traitor Legions can count on that

[@justanothercommenter5835]

Robin Taylor Legions of the Militarum. They say they won't go quietly? LET'S MAKE THE NOISE LASFIRE.

[@preachymink9468]

Robin Taylor you see those space marines in blue power armor?those guys look tough

[@yoreichenherz6847]

you meen da fooking smurf of da corpse emperor ... oh yeah as tough as the Armor of Penal Legion soldier

[@red_isopat]

Yor Neustein The Stormtrooper vets are on their way from Cadia I've never seen one, but I've heard they chew nails and spit promethium

[@TheDarkstormy]

@@red_isopat Whatever else you know, you can bet that the Planet will break before the Guard.

[@sawyerprince7304]

"For the stranger brought stormtroopers" caught me entirely off guard. Nobody expects the Inquisition, after all.

[@austinhall9155]

As a man who has sunk an embarrassing number of hours into Fallout: New Vegas, and is a rabid fan of Warhammer 40k, this song gets my seal of approval. Keep up the amazing wok!

[@theanarchistmuffin4996]

Thanks! It means a lot.

[@airjamy]

Feel exactly the same, time to dust of those Inquisitors and play them again ;)

[@JesterOfFlesh]

I was very cringe when I saw this but after I listened to it, damn. Props.

[@darrvenomfier790]

You know 120 kills with lazlock weaponry is rather impressive

[@Prince__Teclis]

austin hall I'm gonna make a guy based on an Inquisitor now.

[@jiffyjefferson]

I think 2 fandoms just collided that i never fathomed would. damn. sweet.

[@heraldyvraine8543]

theres a lot of Warhammer mods for all 3 fallouts

[@CommisarHood]

Fallout fan: Wow this is a really dark and grim sci fi setting. 40k Fans: Hold my Bolter.

[@christianwurlitzer209]

40k: New cadia

[@petemadrona2252]

To top it off, would've been nice if they put up a rusty metal statue of an NCR Ranger shaking the mighty hand of a Blood Angel

[@StevenTheAristolianNerd]

I've been listening to this since before fallout, hell I don't even have fallout. I just like Marty Robbins.

[@jacopoabbruscato9271]

"Mutant scum were cut down righteous, brightly burning as they ran" is unironically an amazing line

[@ShaqNasty557]

*Affixes cowboy hat to terminator armour* What in termination?!

[@dice7584]

Dad jokes, gotta love em

[@42Mrgreenman]

There's a stick in ma leg actuator....

[@oz_jones]

Even in dadth I serve

[@joelcraig9803]

It might be a parody but when i hear this song i still keep an eye out for Deathclaws, or maybe genestealers

[@Slith3rdLegion]

Joel Craig *Carnifex spawns*

[@asshatmcgee149]

*DEATHCLAW GENESTEALER SPAWNS* universe implodes from inconceivable amounts of bullshittery

[@SamuraiMorshu]

Just Virus bomb the Planet, there's nothing worth salvaging anymore

[@fuzzy4461]

Jeanstealers*

[@tomau0506]

Gene Sky Diving

[@darkdialga777]

fun fact, this was my first point of contact with Warhammer 40K.

[@VioletDeathRei]

The Emperor Protects.

[@HappyNoob17YT]

welcome brother

[@jarlathquinn2628]

Another brother arrives to help the imperium

[@robertspeedwagon982]

the best one possible

[@WadeWilsonKPop]

Request: *HERESY BY THE NUMBER*

[@christophercrespo1687]

heretics by the score

[@a100percentbeef8]

Every day they exist is a day I slay 'em more.

[@StoicNatsoc]

Yes i've got heretics by the number

[@WadeWilsonKPop]

A war I can't win...?

[@FoxFireFool]

but the day that I stop purging ...?

[@sirapple2406]

who would win?: The Virgin: 90. The Chad: 10 and 4 score more.

[@sirapple2406]

I thank you good sir, I shall amend my fault.

[@flavius2884]

How 10 and 4 score more makes 90?

[@sirapple2406]

@@flavius2884 a score is 20.

[@CBRN-115]

@@sirapple2406 oh

[@gravitatemortuus1080]

I'm not really sure on the math but the bolt gun seems to understand.

[@Asraeks]

Ave, true to Emperor.

[@meanmanturbo]

Funny, in many languages the word Emperor comes from Cesar, it becomes quite clear when you pronounce it as Kaisar. The German Kaiser is the most obvious one but also the Russian Czar or in Swedish the word is Kejsare are examples of the top of my head.

[@Brother_Aniki]

Pablito123 House is the God Emperor of Mankind.

[@HaloFTW55]

The original word of "Emperor" in Latin is "Imperator" I think.

[@finnmacky7106]

+Ivan Lee Do you mean Caesar?

[@skylark306]

Bling for the bling god, steak for the steak throne. (Strange meat add to inventory)

[@Diarmuhnd]

"... *He's a heretic from offworld came the whisper from each lip* *And he's here to weave some chaos with the boltgun on his hip* *Boltgun on his hip* ..." I sing this song softly sometimes while i takes bus's and metros , it seems to make strangers nervous.

[@dilophosaurussk4333]

Yes Inquisitor, this comment right here

[@Sceptis]

I hope you get approving nods from those who know that the far future holds only war. ;)

[@inquisitorthomasdefinitely536]

@@dilophosaurussk4333 you called

[@dilophosaurussk4333]

@@inquisitorthomasdefinitely536 I find this person a bit suspicious in that they seem to be a nit TOO passionate about that part of the song. Also their profile pic is the chaos star.

[@inquisitorthomasdefinitely536]

@@dilophosaurussk4333 thank you for you vigilance civilian my forces have been dispatched to deal with the matter

[@sicor94]

This i what happens when you let desperados become inquisitors in dark heresy.

[@Zer0SumGame]

Or Metallican Gunslingers, for those of us who still desperately cling to the Calixis Sector.

[@preachymink9468]

sicor94 when an ncr vet becomes a space marines

[@richardsorgo8600]

Can't argue with results, better than feudal world backlogs

[@zoltando]

My metallican gunslinger was literally the only first edition DH character that lived through everything, be paranoid and carry a big bolt pistol

[@redenginner]

+zoltando my karuvan shocktrooper surivied mine, though he had a "borrowed" bolter from a dead member of the sisters of battle. Had carapace armor by the end, and barely surivived the daemon. Died during the extermintatus the lord inquisitor in orbit called down unfortunately.

[@samaepl]

"It was over in a moment and the final cleanse began Mutant scum were cut down righteous, brightly burning as they ran" The Emperor smiled upon his holy work

[@williamrimes7005]

Savage “21”

[@williamrimes7005]

Samo Waagh savage

[@PuddingAviatorMKXIV]

'Cause I got Baneblades by the number, Rhinos by the score, every day we're shooting makes me hate the xenos more, yes i got baneblades by the number, a war that I can't win, but the day that I stop firing is the day my world will end. Baneblade number one is the one that got stomped. I never knew that orks could stomp that hard, and baneblade number two is when they surged back again, we held fast but the baneblade took a 'nade!

[@plutarchvonpluto6439]

I can totally imagine this being sang in a wild west themed civilized world.

[@airplanemaniacgaming7877]

@@plutarchvonpluto6439 I think this is for the song "battle of New Orleans."

[@devingendron2287]

@@airplanemaniacgaming7877 I was going to say “Heartaches by the number”

[@CrizzyEyes]

@@airplanemaniacgaming7877 Battle of New Orleans is not in New Vegas sadly, although it should have been.

[@trashynecromancer1155]

amazing that this inquisitor was able to quickdraw a BOLTER

[@yesyesyesyes1600]

An approved Cyberarm mskes it possible 😁😊 Hail the emperor - the emperor protects!

[@noob13589]

There are also Bolt Pistols.

[@trashynecromancer1155]

@@noob13589 true, but they’re still heavy as *fuck*

[@somethinglikethat2176]

@@trashynecromancer1155 I could be wrong but I thought the version for unaugmented humans was quite manageable. Cain notes a couple of times the Colonel Kasteen of the 597th Valhallan is quick on the draw and she's not exactly built like a Catachan.

[@trashynecromancer1155]

@@somethinglikethat2176 oh yeah you’re right, my bad man.

[@pretzelbomb6105]

I now need a bolt revolver. Internal magazines and semiautomatic fire is cool and all, but a six-shooter that makes the deagle look like a holdout weapon sounds very 40k to me.

[@meanmanturbo]

Well, it looks like the Squats, sorry, leagues of votan, will have you covered.

[@jasperzanovich2504]

There is Inquisitor Erasmus Crowl who uses a big revolver. One of a pair crafted on Luna. And because it's 40k one bullet of the ammo he uses is more expensive than what a serve makes in a year. I am a bit fuzy on the details but it was something like that.

[@Ninjamuffin7]

One of the role playing table top games has you covered. Dark Heresy or Rogue Trader one does actually have a Bolt Revolver. Though I think it’s only 3 or 4 shots because bolts are meant to be kinda huge.

[@diabeticmonkey]

Just get a revolver for 600 Nitro Express

[@bohemianearspoon8493]

A vengeance launcher

[@ZarMationStudios18]

I will pay for an entire album. I need my purging songs, dammit!

[@Furzkampfbomber]

'Bolt gun' actually rolls off the tongue a lot smoother than 'big iron'.

[@EvilPaladin11]

For those that are familiar with The All Guardsmen Party: Picture a younger inquisitor Professor Oak, as the the inquisitor in the song. Your welcome.

[@kimckenzie6161]

You're a real talented musician. You kept the original feel of the song, while implementing a truly 40k experience, like I could literally imagine this. Is there a (legitimate) way to download this? I'd love to support you with this.

[@tommyfortress7515]

i agree, his voice sounds so good too

[@Falsealarm.]

Ytmp4

[@Darkrunn]

Some humble suggestions: Men of Harlach - Men of Tanith The Major-General's song - The Commissar-General's song The End of Les Mis - something Dark Angels-ish Basically any Sabaton song - Imperial Guard Basically any Powerwolf song - Inquisition or Sororitas It's all over but the crying - it's all over but the scouring A 40k spin on "Anything goes" Pistol Packin' mama - Power armored sister Mack the Knife - Mak da Git Ghost Riders in the Sky - Rogue Psykers in the Hive

[@HarrisSinclair]

"I am the model of a Modern Major Commisar I've information Mutant, Xeno, Heretical I know the Primarcs of Terra, and I quote the crusades historical From Istivan to Armageddon, in order categorical. I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters mechanical I understand weapons both bolters and laslockable About Bayonet Charges I'm teeming with a lot o' news (Pause for lyric search) With many funny stories about Xenos going kerbloo! I'm very good at life and death calculus; I know the Scientific Names of beings Hereticus; In short, in matters Mutant, Xeno, Heretic, I am the very model of a Modern Major Commissar!

[@Bacon8t0r]

Rogue Psykers in the Hive NEEDS to happen

[@ronin47-ThorstenFrank]

Iron Maiden -Number of the Orcs Amon Amarth - Guardians of the Imperium Manowar - Blood of the Eldar Metallica - Welcome Home (Imperium) Rotting Christ - Tau (Devadam) Slayer - Seasons in the Abbys ............... (ooooops!) Bolt Thrower - Realm of Chaos............... (more ooooops): kzbin.info/www/bejne/gmqvgphnotmUpqM

[@kalinmir]

coleus sanctus sororitas? kinky

[@TheAngryMoth104]

@@HarrisSinclair doesnt fit sadly, ive tried reworking it but it is a real hassle to get

[@MitchellTF]

This is now ccanon in my Dark Heresy game.

[@987DanMan987]

That's exactly what we were aiming for!

[@jamesm783]

I think the part that's really impressive is that this inquisitor, after arriving in a emperor-damned hive city, a city likely with a greater population than the entire Tau Empire... found his target in 37 minutes.

[@OCtheG]

My only issue with this song is I can't throw money at you and buy it somewhere!

[@theanarchistmuffin4996]

Haha, thanks! I looked into it and I think I'd need to technically figure out a way to pay royalties to whoever owns Big Iron now, which is a lot of paperwork. I might set up a Bandcamp page or something soon where people can download it for free. I'm not worried about the money, if you want to support me share the song around :)

[@knightwolf3511]

well at lest happy birthday song is in public domain finally just took a few years but that can't be easy finding who owns stuff.

[@MerryMerryGold]

TheAnarchistMuffin actually you don't need to pay royalties per-say you merely need to get written permission from the creator of the song or the holder of the rights to make a cover.

[@BS-fg7lf]

Sebastien Funk yeah good luck with that xD

[@slapdashsam]

Given that this is a parody not a cover you don't need permission for example weird Al's songs didn't need permission although he liked to ask but some he just did anyway after permission was denied

[@Patrickyang100]

Heresies by the number Xenos by the score Everyday you love the Emperor less Each day the Inquisition hates you more Yes, I've got heresies by the number A War that I can't win But the day that I stop purging That's the day the Imperium will end Heresy number one was when you worshipped Nurgle I never knew that I could hurt this way And heartache number two was when you *come* back again You came back but never meant to stay Yes, I've got heresies by the number Xenos by the score Everyday you love the Emperor less Each day the Inquisition hates you more Yes, I've got heresies by the number A War that I can't win But the day that I stop purging That's the day the Imperium will end

[@CheezHappns]

Whats the melody?

[@Ulani101]

@@CheezHappns Guy Mitchell's Heartaches by the number.

[@Chris-qj7th]

Another fantastic 40k song, great work! If I may, I'd like to suggest an idea for another song: An Imperial Guard version of "It's a long way to Tipperary"

[@MagnusVictor2015]

That would be an interesting song. I personally can't get it out of my head how "Imperial Space Marines" can be sung to the melody of "United States Marines" almost perfectly. That would be another cool song remake.

[@FieldMarshalFry]

naa, a Guard song to the tune of the Grenadiers March

[@Spacefrisian]

What about atom bomb baby from the 5 stars for another Inquisitor?

[@343-penitentnarrator8]

Vostroyan tune to Holy War (Russian War Song)

[@343-penitentnarrator8]

or a valhallan tune to that song. Or either of them to Katyusha. Any combo would make me a happy bunny

[@HORRIOR1]

Can you make a Spacemarine version of Make a Man Out of You?

[@merrittanimation7721]

Let's get down to business To defeat, the xenos. Did they send me sisters When I asked, for brothers? You're the saddest lot I ever knew, But you can bet, before we're through Mister, I'll make a Marine out of you

[@itsashane1552]

HORRIOR make a demigod warrior of the god emperor

[@EvilPaladin11]

@@merrittanimation7721 I want to give you a like but you're sitting at 40 likes and I don't want to be the one to mess that up

[@42Mrgreenman]

In this grim dark business where there is no fun I'll send battle brothers 'gainst the thousand sons We're the baddest bunch of super men and you can bet before we're through Mister we'll kick the ass, off of you Tranquil like death before us Holy fire within Once we find that sinner He's dust in the wind You're a mutant, xenos, heretic without the imperial truth So now we'll have to kick, your ass too I'm never gonna fear my death Say protection prayers for blue-b'rys Miscalculated fool, my bolt shells spin This round's got you marked for death First it's gonna pierce right through thee Then the blasting radius will take your kin (Kick your ass) We must be swift as a landing raider (Kick your ass) With an orbital cannon's boom (Kick your ass) With all the heat of a multi-melta Mysterious as the Emperor's golden tomb!

[@lucas23453]

@@42Mrgreenman I sang it to myself. At least we have the lyrics.

[@MichaelHill-sg8ks]

I clicked on this thinking, "this'll probably be funny", but it was legitimately good. Like, those lyrics are actually good. I want a Fallout 40k game now.

[@urzakarn9782]

This and "War Cant of Mars".....the product of someone who's heart moved them to create true works of art. I sincerely hope we get more someday, but also understand the mercurial nature of art, especially from a motivator like love. I'm thankful for what we got. Thank you.

[@Shogun0099]

After the Adeptus Mechanicus song, I thought you went off the radar altogether. Glad to know that's not the case.

[@plink4861]

Little did he know..

[@ribbitgoesthedoglastnamehe4681]

Typical Warhammer: Go in there, see him face to face and put a boltround in it, THEN bombard the whole hive from orbit, because, you cant really, really be sure they are dead unless you do it up close and personal. And Exterminatus just might miss someone.

[@Ikarias1]

Strike a partnership with the guys developing Inquisitor: Martyr, this could be and EPIC trailer song.

[@cornelia-vm1mz]

As a Sister of Battle, I approve of this song. The Emperor protects!

[@yesyesyesyes1600]

*I didn't know sisters have humor.* 😊 4th Neulieboch "Hellfighters" reporting for duty ma'am. At your service.

[@HEAVYISPY]

I think the fact this still sounds like the original song is so amazing. Many covers and parodies lose the feel of songs, but this one doesn't at all which just makes it even better!

[@then00brathalos]

"That tech priest we hired might be the dumbest tech priest I've ever seen"-Imperial guard "Got the whole imperium suckling on my valves, and it feels so good"-That tech priest "The time for talk has past, the emperors work must be done."- Freeblade Graham

[@Upwinger2020]

I used to have a cowboy gunslinger arbites in Dark Heresy. I wish we had continued the campaign now

[@michaelkocwin]

This is such a great song, the original song is recreated so faithfully and the lyrics are so perfect!

[@lukealtman5273]

I'm a huge fan of the original song, and I big 40k... this is just beautiful...

[@reginlief1]

Not many of the comments mention it, but you’re a really lovely singer! Otherwise, the parody is great.

[@ChaoticVoicesofAndreas]

Can't believe that I have never heard this before. This is BEAUTIFUL!

[@the_miracle_aligner]

Probably one of the greatest songs I have ever heard. Emperor's light shine upon you inquisitor.

[@albertilloman]

I came here from the WH 40k Humor facebook page. Was not disappointed. Insta-fav. Good work guys! FOR THE EMPRAH!

[@opmrcrab]

The song might be 10/10, but that dosen't excuse you following the corpse emperor :P

[@Qardo]

If you look at the Wiki page on Big Iron. This song is listed as many other parodies and versions. High praise if you ask me.

[@greenhippo2912]

"The women of Segmentum Solar ask me a lot if there's a Mrs. Terra. Well, of course there is. You're her. And you're still as perfect as the day we met."

[@EddieTheLightbringer]

I grew up listening to Big Iron and other Marty Robbins ballads. You did both Big Iron and 40k justice with this song.

[@obi-wankenobi9471]

Never heard of this song before but im glad this is recommended for me for the first time.

[@alphariusfuze8089]

Hello there.

[@ncrtrooper6166]

That’s it, I’m switching franchises, all hail the emperor

[@LiteralCrimeRave]

Become a local Arbite

[@ncrtrooper6166]

@@LiteralCrimeRave I wish to fight on the frontlines for our holy emperor, not be a petty police man

[@DaMaster012]

"You got your Fallout: New Vegas in my Warhammer 40K!" "You got your Warhammer 40K in my Fallout: New Vegas!"

[@alistird.5338]

My question is when will you release "They're Executing Traitors Tonight"? That one sounds exciting.

[@endlessboardgame985]

what that sounds like is a regular occurrence.

[@danielwharrier1197]

"Patrolling the Eye almost makes you wish for a Warpstorm Wonderland."

[@yomi111one]

Simply amazing! You do the Emperor's work, sir! Subbed!

[@Hardcover_Pilot]

53 heretics have somehow accessed the infonet of Holy Terra.

[@austingole4861]

Three years later the number has risen to 504 heretics

[@KalashVodka175]

@@austingole4861 30 more heretics today

[@nolan7295]

A fitting song for Necromunda: Hired Gun. Amazing work as always, this song has always been an instant classic!

[@magustrigger9195]

Some of you cool, don't be in the underhive tommarrow.

[@misterjoshua5720]

This is the future of 40k fandom. It ain't scatter die, it ain't models, it ain't paint jobs. It's this. This is what sustains a fandom.

[@DTSmackdown]

I wish every song listed on that album was real. Thanks for this incredible thing.

[@MMRails]

Mind before this song = sound. Mind after this song = blown.

[@gamma122gaming2]

M&M Rails Well, of course! His aim was blessed by our holy Emperor. Did you you really expect to escape the Emperor's 'quistor with the boltgun on his hip?

[@morethanjustasloth5528]

You spelled "blammed" wrong guardsman.

[@greentop1239]

M&M Rails sounds like you looked at the warp for a bit too long, heretic.

[@sirgentlebread7302]

M&M Rails Just like Texas Red amiright

[@CV33Games]

All these years later and it still holds up

[@JoshuaAndres]

I would actually kill for a warhammer short film about an inquisitor with a cowboy aesthetic

[@3k31000]

"For the stranger brought stormtroopers and the Hive had made a slip" what a great line! I love it!

[@therac197]

Playing Fallout with Space Marine armor and this song -Perfection

[@lordbrisingr5169]

TheAnarchistMuffin, dude you really have to make more Warhammer song parodies. The 2 you've done are 10/10, heck if you'd be able to put them on iTunes I'd buy them in a nanosecond.

[@techpriestenginseer]

Well where are the rest of them? I want to hear "In the Voidship" and "Strawberry Grox."

[@williamrimes7005]

techpriestenginseer in the “voidship and strawberry grox”

[@thetruetemplar313]

I'm in a group chat and a friend sent this in chat. There are some 40k fans but I know very little about it so I don't get much of this song, however I just wanted to say this singer is a great one. Congrats, dude.

[@vig81a]

I think the part I love the most about this is not how he shortened "inquisitor" to " 'quistor" and made it work so well, but how sweetly he sings about the 'quistor purging an entire hive city.

[@rougenarwhal8378]

If abaddon comes, I got one vortex grenade I'm saving just for him

[@airsoftermatt22]

I still come back to this and the War Cant of Mars a lot, please do more 40k themed music

[@tionblack]

THIS IS SO GLORIOUS I RANDOMLY RAN INTO IT , RESPECT THEE EFFORT. PUT A SMILE ON ME FACE.

[@firuzmajid4780]

"Truth is, the Emperor always protects"

[@zc8211]

Legends say he will return with a new song one day

[@garretlowe6245]

Your work is wonderful. I've been wishing for people to do stuff like this for years and you've done a good and creative job of it. Might I suggest you do a version of 'Over the Hills and Far Away' from Sharpe for a song, since it's canon such a song exists? Or perhaps Men of Tanith, based off of Men of Harlech?

[@LHWK_RHC]

I've listened to this version so many times that when I try to sing along to the original, I'm using these lyrics by accident. 🤣

[@RoboLobster3000]

it would be actually super cool if there was an imperial guard regiment that was all cowboys and stuff and they lived on a western planet

[@Hetschoter]

As far as I know, that is not a thing, but the story of guard inquisitors is ("All guard party"/"The All Guardsmen Party ")

[@yesyesyesyes1600]

That would be a conversion I would pay to see. A Catachan regiment with cowboy hats 😂

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

Space is vast, and if we can allow Noise Marines, we can allow cowboy guardsmen.

[@oscarwind4266]

The Rough Riders kinda count?

[@battlebear437]

My son’s a big Warhammer 40K fan(?) & had played this for me. I must say this and your other songs are awesome! Thank you for the entertainment! If you ever do more music like this, well, that’d be great...hint, hint

[@obnoxiouspriest]

Fuck this is good. Can't believe I've never heard of before. What a fun twist on the original.

[@mojothemagickcrafter7635]

I love the extra mile they went with on the album cover.

[@Grymbaldknight]

Can someone make an animatic out of this? I want to see a cartoon slideshow of an Inquisitor hunting down a heretic in a hive city, set to this music.

[@elijahtourtillott7550]

this is genius on the writing

[@Rosfuture]

I can not express in words how happy you just made me, thank you from the bottom of my heart

[@oiwithyou]

I come back every once in a while hoping for more of this masterful music

[@C0b4ltN1nj4]

It took me longer than I feel comfortable admitting to realize that the song was just pronouncing inquisitor weirdly, I've been wondering why the fuck the administratum sent a quaestor to get into shootouts with gangers for a while now.

[@BarondePencier]

If you can find a way to easily sing a four-syllable word like 'Inquisitor' in a rhythm pattern written for the word 'Ranger', be my guest hahahahaha

[@Regina316]

I don´t think they meant it in a bad way? I mean, the only reason I got that part was because I looked at the written lyrics (good thing they are there btw.) but I actually think it´s pretty creative. And better yet, ´quistor actually sounds like a slang term, like something the outlaws would use so it fits nicely! :)

[@tomt7621]

Miss this songs from you, high quality together with creativity is so rare in these days

[@jeffjeffson5967]

Like how you changed the poster too.

[@LifeofFancyHousesiscool]

I know I’m 7 years late but COME BACK! These songs are fire

[@DarwinHandy]

I love this. 40k and fallout are my support system. Got me through the GRIMDARK of a bad childhood and problematic early adulthood. This means a lot to me.

[@RinIsArty]

This is a thing of beauty. I love it and I love you for this. We need some sort of parody for 'Bank Job'

[@alexanderweaver586]

Blessed is the emperor. Blessed is his inquisitor with the boltgun on his hip.

[@eltoxicdog7587]

As a serious fan of Marty Robins who owns several of his cds and listens to them regularly. I can say for certain you did him proud with this parody. I would love to see a parody of Utah Carol another one of his songs.

[@mrheisenberg83]

Underrated parody song. It's even sung well. I am impressed!

[@ZandrichMynhardt]

Why hasn't this been in my feed for 40000 years?

[@oiwithyou]

I still hope he comes back one day, having ridden off into the smog-choked sunset and returned with a new ballad.

[@Coldgloom]

Every science fiction genre begs for a fan base this engaged.