TERRIBLE AMERICAN TV COMMERCIALS - 2006

A bunch of old TV commercials that annoyed me at every commercial break on BBC America in 2006. They're all DREADFUL! I'm only uploading these to remind a friend of mine of the "good old days" when he lived in NY for a while.
1. Colonial Penn. Per UNIT?? ReallY? UNIT?! People are “units”? Fuck off, Alex Trebek.
2. Free Credit Report Dot Com. Annoying-as-fuck guy, fucking annoying jingle.
3. RELACORE. God I hate this woman, her bullshit pseudo-scientific spiel, and her stupid fucking Relacore and her “nasty little stress hormones”.
4. Life Alert. Depressing and hilarious all at the same time. Some truly great acting from the woman on the floor. Oscar-worthy.
5. America's Best Jokes. 99 cents EVERY DAY for a SHIT JOKE? Now that IS funny! A bargain, at around $360 per year!!!!!! FFS.
6. Another Colonial Penn nightmare…”just what’s left after I break a dollar……hahahahahahahaha”. SMH. Shut up old man.
7. SMART BURN. Jesus this is one HORRIBLE tv commercial. I hate literally EVERYTHING about this garbage!!