Terrible Auctioneer | Sketch Comedy | SkitHOUSE

Hey...you want to sell your house? Maybe don't employ this guy.
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We present to you the official KZbin channel for the hit, Australian sketch comedy series 'skitHOUSE'. Airing on Network Ten, the show combined some of the nation's funniest performers and writers to entertain everyone from age 10 to 110. Sit back and scroll through the hours of clips here for your enjoyment.
Featuring Ben Anderson, Damian Callinan, Michael Chamberlin, Jason Geary, Tom Gleeson, Corinne Grant, Roz Hammond, Fiona Harris, Peter Helliar, Cal Wilson plus Sod, Yon and Gatesy from 'Tripod'.

[@grumbles]

Asian Gavin has the best facial expressions. Not grossly overdone, just enough to be perfect.

[@nonpondo_]

It's such a genuine reaction, I love it

[@haryobaskoro5443]

I really love Asian Gavin's expressions...:))

[@skunkwood3364]

Me too hary bakso

[@SasukeUchiha-uy4fi]

Congratulations Mr Miyagi 😂😂

[@SirSpinalColumn]

The real joke is the prices in this ‘auction’

[@jessdarlington1007]

Yeah would probably be closer to 3m than 280k

[@FyreNail2]

I mean this was done in like 2003 so..

[@HawkstarX]

"Yamcha"😂

[@ms.annthrope415]

Yum cha is Cantonese for going to "drink tea." But thr real meaning is going for dim sum.

[@emmetharte3718]

This is one of the best sketches ever😂

[@estellardog5407]

Hahahaha.. always loved this one! "Sold to Asian Gavin!" lmaoo

[@joshuaplayford8798]

3 Million seems pretty accurate now!

[@DardanellesBy108]

That was really good. Loved that ending. Great comedy!

[@u_u6397]

0:43 interviewer girl from iraq subtitle video

[@minku1712]

Me too!!!😂

[@Kenmanhl]

She's Cal Wilson. New Zealand stand-up comedian

[@ishady27]

You shure? Very keen eye

[@hasyimkurniawan272]

And that guy with one eyebrow is actually the grumpy jihadist..

[@johnrowley5833]

Man, you gotta love Peter Helier! Absolute funny guy!

[@ntandoncube4549]

This skit had me hyperventilating 😂😂😂😂😂

[@pineapplepenumbra]

I think at the end his assistant should have kneed him in the groin for good measure.

[@lowboonkiat73]

Congratulations Mr Miyagi .... 😂😂😂

[@monilvalia9425]

When he called !YAMCHAAOO!!. i went rolling on the floor

[@user-mb5sj1xg4f]

""Mr. Miyagi" lol 😆 😂

[@lakersandi]

Asian Gavin was just the start of the housing affordability crisis in Australia.

[@donelion6459]

Really

[@russkate88]

😂. So true.

[@DW_Teknos]

maybe if you lazy convicts worked a little harder, you could afford a house..LOL

[@qwmx]

@AllthatHOUSE29 I'm a child of immigrants. I second that.

[@cheapycheapy4689]

@AllthatHOUSE29 Cuba being "communist" has nothing to do with being "enslaved". Cuba is fucked because it's basically a social experiment by the USA that hasn't stopped since 1960 thereabouts.

[@plusplusplusplusp]

These days 3 million is a realistic price!

[@childsupportpaymentsaredue9145]

That unibrow is legendary

[@kaghenididy5461]

Me neither I didn't know there are Gavin in Japan 🇯🇵 🤣🤣🤣

[@cheapycheapy4689]

Charles is far more common.

[@evantambolang3052]

@@cheapycheapy4689 Or George

[@ddnn974]

I know a Japanese Joshua

[@haryobaskoro5443]

The divorced woman with no kids is so cuuuuute...

[@sstaners1234]

“I hear you madam, I use madam not in a brothel sense. Although this house does have 3 lovely bedrooms, it could be a nice business venture for you. How about I be your first customer?” 😂🤣😂

[@testla3383]

Thought the assistant would punch him at the end

[@eventhorizon5427]

2021 just came across this. This is funny laughter is the best medicine

[@cn2490]

Yammchaaa. I'm dead XDDD

[@Rolian10]

That ASIAN representation OMG 😆

[@birdofhermes6838]

Did i hear Yamcha? No wonder he's pissed

[@gauravnarkhede4410]

Yes he said Yamcha😂

[@phenkusingh2952]

What is Yamcha?

[@birdofhermes6838]

@@phenkusingh2952 Joke is kinda long to explain. Google Dim sum, Yum cha, and Yamcha Dragonball and memes associated with him.

[@gauravnarkhede4410]

@@birdofhermes6838 Goku is d brand ambassador of 2020 Tokyo Olympics. And there r some people who got zero idea about dbz. Now I understand why Black Goku was so pissed off at humans.😂

[@birdofhermes6838]

@@gauravnarkhede4410 gonna be a lotta people lending the athletes their enery lol..

[@ImmortalDragon21]

I wish they could still make shows like this that are actually funny.

[@headlessnotahorseman]

I'm confused, do you want them to make shows like this or shows that are funny?

[@Hemperzzzz]

This was corny and cringy.. clean white jokes are the worst 🤦🏻‍♂️

[@silverchickencsgo8159]

Not paying in yen, are you?! xDDD

[@afrog2666]

Could be a nice little business venture for you lol

[@SlingbladeJim]

BRILLIANT...................

[@spiderstrings2615]

Mr. Miyagi was pissed 😂😂

[@westaussie965]

Drunk? Or do you mean “pissed off?”

[@QualitySketch]

good stuff!

[@melvinfernandez7174]

Oohhh Yamcha!!... wahahahhah

[@tinan8623]

Love it.

[@valn_ilyo]

Mr myagi killed me

[@sadboy5753]

Three bedrooms😂

[@maxgiantbanana7344]

yumcha!!!lol！！！！！！

[@letsseeif]

My thoughts exactly on what they finally did to the real estate Agent.

[@cornellwaters9089]

Thank you 🏡

[@muridtahmatgnas2184]

The dude speaks like like one of my teachers

[@maxgiantbanana7344]

Yumcha !!!!lol!!!!!lol!!!!!lol!!!!

[@shankysays]

Aaah so!

[@MrShroomz84]

I remember Asian Gavin back when we was "Generic Asian Gangster" in Fat Pizza: The Movie

[@kaijinc3639]

lol!!!!!!!

[@grumpy5570]

that was hysterical. 2016 comedy was comedy!

[@rainmanslim4611]

This is mid 2000s

[@Prof.Pwnalot]

2005-2012 aprox

[@tweakypoppy]

The series ran from 9 February 2003 to 28 July 2004.

[@user-gy6nz9gp3u]

Very funny ,very good humor !!!!!!!!

[@niyazmather]

Ladies and Germs???🤣

[@cheapycheapy4689]

Very old line.

[@McRocket]

Very funny. ☮

[@nunmawia6910]

hahaha

[@stayrospaparunas3062]

Your life ll go back to track...lol

[@Brilliant_Smoke]

hahahaha

[@chestercledge]

🤣🤣🤣

[@SirOrganic]

Ya couldn't get away with this comedy today.

[@headlessnotahorseman]

Yeah, people expect comedy to be funny now.

[@itookallthenames]

280? where's this? ballarat?

[@navitubuna3134]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ppanternsk]

Divorced woman with 3 bedrooms is my favorite. Hope there's a big beds in that bedrooms

[@princepalitsingh351]

Asian Gavin😅

[@gyrenrockz]

yamcha!! wtf

[@ChrisBreemer]

😂😂

[@tonystark559]

Lol he said asian Gavin as if his an impostor lol

[@jamiebrown3972]

Are you divorced Yes I am 😠 Well good for toy madam 😂

[@alanchau6986]

Hilarious! Why is this Chanel not being updated anymore?

[@nakeddrifter4685]

Because they stopped making the show 15 years ago, it was on tv in australia when i was a kid

[@alanchau6986]

@@nakeddrifter4685 what a petty those guys were funny as hell

[@HSimon1981]

how dare he calls gentlemen germs

[@NHGJordanAbbott]

Sydney auctions 2021

[@gerinx3994]

I wonder what peter thinks of himself back here. I wonder what Carrie thinks of this. They’re all so PC now

[@joshbrookes6439]

Total sellouts the lot of em. Kinda sad what money does to some people. These guys like a lot of Aussie comedic talent over the years have morphed into these unrecognisable PC drones and for what? Mainstream celebrity status? Likes? Instagram followers? A steady pay cheque? They've fallen victim to the Murdoch curse and now just like all the rest of Murdoch's finger puppets, live with serious delusions of grandeur and actually believe their sh1t doesn't stink.

[@russkate88]

These days they just bend over for a buck.

[@say9224]

ladies and germs

[@theeraphatsunthornwit6266]

What did he said before the punch scene?

[@FlynnTube21]

I think it was “ You’re not paying in Yen are you ? “

[@asimgiri4269]

He is Saul Goodman's cousin.

[@rexanderson3362]

This is better than SNL! 😂

[@Leotique]

Miyagi

[@ahutch4882]

I like laugh tracks because I'm a fucking idiot who needs to know where the jokes are.

[@TheHandymanQld]

Yes, real estate people are annoying, with their faces on for sale signs, leaving the signs up with 'SOLD' plastered on them once the property is sold, and the Principal thing.

[@pauljordan4452]

My sister in law's dad retired after forty years in real estate. However, he is a gentleman.

[@MrShroomz84]

There's an Aunty Donna sketch that reflects the world's thoughts on real estate agents

[@TheHandymanQld]

@@MrShroomz84 Just watched it, that was funny. The way they talk, the spiel, the use of words, typical real estate.

[@keynesianeconomics4113]

$280k for a large turn-of-the-century Federation home in inner Melbourne is such bullshit, even in 2003/4.

[@fatehyabali]

🍳

[@abdelmoularahmani1990]

i think he is himself, the woman is devorced, the guy is asian, the man in jacket wears a jaket. why the frown lol

[@anthonyvillalobosbernal8155]

I rather drink with a kangaroo

[@asahel980]

hmmm I thought this is in UK.

[@stevehughes1510]

Yep the asian Gavin has it................so what's new............

[@SuperCoolTeddy]

Divorced woman with no kids +300K final

[@myownvideo5292]

Idk what's going on

[@enjolras76]

This wouldn't fly these days. ...

[@herberthickey5998]

cuz Asian Gavin is buying up everything😮

[@user-ek7yc5zm1v]

Idk why the monobrow guy is offended

[@thedolphin5428]

Fuuuck'n brilliant. Totally racist and sexist and insulting and lewd. Should be much more if it.

[@simonkhan9812]

They predicted that the auctioneer will " PM " Joe biden and the assistant will be kamla haris 😁.

[@boo_]

Meh

[@ATHREN69]

this is B.S.

[@Mannazify]

Peter never really was funny. Still isn't

[@Triple3hot]

Odensson i was thinking the same

[@KrAUSerMike]

His brother used to be my boss, and he was a fucking asshole.

[@russkate88]

I'd laugh if the beatings he got at the end were not scripted.

[@mrdth1012]

@@russkate88 I actually laughed out loud

[@thedolphin5428]

Well, I thought the writing was great and he delivered it very well. Remember comedians are not always the sole cause of the laughs they produce ... or not.

[@DetectiveAlley]

Was this supposed to be funny?

[@rpm_luis6521]

Shit aint even funny

[@MattJohnCanty]

2022 cancelled for saying Asian

[@Prof.Pwnalot]

2:03 fuck that was funny. Loved this shit growing up

[@padmakantabora2077]

😂