Lie Detector (Short Film)

[@BladedAngel]

Everyone's so focused on what he says after, but at 2:50 I noticed the Lie detector didn't beep during him saying that _Which means that's an actual company policy_

[@mikakaitao4245]

Or it means that he was actually supposed to ask one final question due to company policy, and then he asks a different question.

[@absoul112]

@@mikakaitao4245 Talk about gaming the system if that's true.

[@madborne3372]

Did you come here from the genshin impact video?

[@-irene-29]

eyyy you're here too

[@stypolmsyrup3237]

So everyone is a flaming homosexual?

[@VexWerewolf]

Came into this expecting a 6/10 at best. But I was pleasantly surprised to discover it was 12"/10.

[@joemalone6994]

meh, it was average.

[@karlzobok]

Sweaty Ass Crack you definitely didn't get that comment

[@whateverppl1229]

P1:"would you ever have sex with a man to get a job" p2:"No" machine:*beep* p1:"You're hired."

[@iamlyric5600]

beep

[@officialdomwill5384]

A 12/10 is worse than a 10/10.

[@entr3_nou5]

The fact that the buzzer didn’t go off when he said “I’m required to ask you one final question” implies he actually does have to ask if the other guy would sleep with him to get the job

[@TheKYLEdavid]

Maybe there was "One Final Question" he had to ask, but it wasn't that question

[@corbettbalcaitis]

@@TheKYLEdavid LYING LOOPHOLE

[@DrDanis]

Firm full of gays lol

[@ahorribleterribleperson]

@@TheKYLEdavid no, when he asked the question his eyes were firmly on the screen like he's reading something.

[@TheKYLEdavid]

@@ahorribleterribleperson He could've been faking it

[@bakerXderek]

He was trying to get a taste of the foot long

[@thedikerider3604]

Damn you're like everywhere on youtube XD

[@SethKingFilms]

Aye boi

[@RarityRO]

Cheah

[@TechHug]

five dolla

[@AngelaMartin59]

LMAO!

[@Sjon_E]

It bothers me that the lie detector didn't go off when he said he'd heard good things about the Jersey Shore.

[@annaliseirby5667]

Because the interviewee had just said good things about it :)

[@DariaHoelzel]

There's a dub of this vid in my mother tongue where the diolague goes like this: Dane: "I've never seen Spongebob." *BEEP* Dane: "I love that show. But only the older episodes." Interviewer: *looks skeptically at him* "Same..."

[@マスク-t8u]

@@DariaHoelzel Deutsch? Davis Schulz/ 3Dudelsack3

[@claussanta2341]

David Christopher Hansen

[@johnfranklin4038]

It bothered me when he said that company policy was one final question then asks the sex question, shouldn't it have beeped at that since that is obviously not a company mandated question?

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

Wow, that final company policy question was real, he wasn't just asking that because he was interested in the dude's beef bus.

[@Disembowelthemeek]

Hello again

[@1LERS1]

Are you commenting on like every KZbin video? I see you everywhere. Don't you have a life or something?

[@6vouces837]

@@1LERS1 rude

[@1LERS1]

@@6vouces837 Well, it depends.

[@iiniker4580]

Man's comment hasn't exploded yet

[@garydunkel]

"I had cancer. Okay, I named my boat cancer" hahaha that's hilarious

[@gu_stavo-qk6vq]

Shticky Floor Comedy bEEP

[@pirmund9191]

not actually

[@Limptastical]

Omg why doesn’t this have anymore likes

[@medexamtoolscom]

Well the lie detector shouldn't have gone off though, because "I had cancer" was a correct statement.

[@Martin-lf2fj]

He would have gotten away if he said "I got cancer"

[@nickmirth6980]

Put this machine in front of every politician.

[@LivingShadow35]

Probably explode after the first few minutes

[@miauxy_]

basically a ticking bomb

[@dgamer2185]

With people like Trump you dont need a lie detector you just need a machine who does a beep Sound everytime he says something🤣

[@jimothyworldbuilding3664]

A new world order: lie detectors + politicians covered head to toe and using voice modulators so you don't know their sex or race. The only thing you are really voting on is their policy and how they'll react to any given situation, which is what actually matters anyway. If we implement this then with my current projections we will become a utopia by 2034, or a dystopia where a country is run on the basis of who's the best at explaining why the waifu or husbando that is already the most popular is the best.

[@dremoji365]

it’s just beeps

[@ProjectXsent]

I just came here because of the Genshin Impact MMD parody

[@fraskerfindeth8993]

Saaaaammmeee

[@_Cyel_]

x3

[@junfusionseven9431]

Saaaame it's really good video I surprise I never watched before

[@hopscotch1049]

Yup

[@blackbot7113]

Someone clue me in please, what meme

[@dErHaRd23]

12 years later I found this gem. I miss this old comedy from 2000's and early 2010's

[@DrtyTreeHuggr]

It's only 10 years old... Are u in the future? 👀

[@pilotguy822]

@@DrtyTreeHuggr 2011 is still the early 2010s. It wasnt't until the 2015s every skit had to be under 30 seconds.

[@notgadot]

@@SS-nl3fs Nobody wants to feel old..

[@Har9000]

Even back then there weren't many sketches as perfect as this one. Real gems have always been a rarity.

[@LaurisB]

This is comedy gold ;)

[@thomaszhang2002]

+fuhnee it's not sarcasm or anything you dumb kid.

[@Ethan-Wallace]

started a funny comedy channel!!! check it out guys

[@Totalynotaweeb]

O latvietis

[@d7eemo270]

Beeeb

[@VarunGupta3009]

*BEEP*

[@blueberryiscream]

Actually, I came here because of Persona 5 version, but now I really wanna see Genshin Impact meme everybody's talking about.

[@billybob9495]

Ayyy. From the akechi kitchen gun, yosukes I want it that way, to the lie detector 3000. Welcome aboard to the atlus fan club. From classic SMT to persona. The fanbase has at least 1 funny video regarding your favorite atlus game

[@macthekaczmawrecked4627]

It's pretty great

[@theautisticartist9370]

As did I.

[@jos-josradvanji6203]

I saw this one and thought it was pretty good with the expressions xD kzbin.info/www/bejne/jZrPkIylnLSMrKc

[@legitboy809]

Harry should’ve put the sex for job part at the final lol

[@Arancil]

So company policy DOES dictate that he asks if he's prepared to sleep with a man? That's... interesting.

[@TacSav253]

lol good catch

[@WebOnion]

+Moonbolt Not necessarily. There might've been a company policy regarding a final question, just not the question he actually asked.

[@hossesarse]

Clearly you've never worked for a lawfirm before.

[@spock7945]

*+WebOnion* i was about to reply the same and decided to click on 'view all 3 replies' first. your line of thought is plausible and correct too.

[@rickyreed2886]

LOL. If you actually catch the timing of the how fast the question was asked, how quickly the man answered 'NO" and the lie detector going off was perfect timing. Great comedy skit. Loved it.

[@ArcadeFL]

What if it explodes?

[@Eggspotatoes]

It held too many lies.... so many secrets... it couldn’t hold it in anymore... then it exploded. If it exploded that means it decided to quit living because the secrets and lies became too “strange.”

[@SightForMemories]

the lie detector, or the penii, or the boat? Results vary, I think..

[@connor64x22]

Wait- If the lie detector works perfectly, can you ask it if its alive or not?

[@soravalentin6906]

Where? In the face?

[@someonerandom5328]

If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous If it bites you and it dies, your poisonous

[@bmcgoo6027]

Good to see a well written and well acted short film that isn't just a showreel for a 'director of photography'.

[@E2018-q2b]

Dave loves animals plants naturally a very popular man 💗

[@franksprophecy]

Imagine if it beeped When He Said “I’m getting kinda concerned.”

[@franksprophecy]

Skank Hunt Fuck you then

[@tomaschavez6424]

FBI 👍

[@marccolten9801]

Saw this before: "She's my wife. " BUZZ "Okay, my girlfriend. " BUZZ "Just some woman I met" Silence "At least the baby is mine" BUZZZZZZZZZZ

[@RushOrbit]

Marc Colten do you remember the name of the video?

[@framescantalk6243]

Yeah, I have seen this in old comedy stage show videos... 😁It's an old skit.

[@ashemgold]

I have this video... BUZZZZ

[@medexamtoolscom]

Shouldn't the lie detector only go off if the person saying the statement THINKS it's a lie? So if he thinks the baby is his then it shouldn't go off.

[@marccolten9801]

@@medexamtoolscom That's the joke. And the look on his face.

[@dsprocks]

That was very cleverly written, laughed at all the good bits, magnificent little sketch.

[@RickyJC]

a comedic genius skit that will echo through the ages.

[@TreyBugatti]

The detective did not go off when he said “company policy dictates I ask you this final question”

[@nostalium]

The company did, just not the same question.

[@NoName-hg6cc]

The company probably do and the good answer is no, but since it does not fall in the machine functions...

[@squidy7771]

this writing is so incredibly tight. I want to write like this. actually, I want all things I watch to be written like this. awesome stuff!

[@FireinTheBowl]

This isn't original. This was an English skit with a few varations

[@GeneGetman]

This was one of the best written sketches Ive seen in a long time!

[@cynthiasmith3660]

Different 🙃

[@its_Fiddy]

Why didnt it go off when he said that company policy dictated one final question?

[@IGPriX]

Maybe it did, but he asked a different question instead a dictated one.

[@BrianSantosF]

maybe he dictates company policy

[@mirzaaljic]

Maybe because it was a dicktated policy.

[@puck1212]

Maybe company policy says he takes dicks.

[@hossesarse]

Clearly you've never worked at a lawfirm before.

[@matil7880]

"Everybody knows" "You tell people?" "No!" *In truth it's because everyone there is gay.* "company policy dictates I ask you one final question" *"would you ever have sex with a man to get a job"* So they ask everyone this... and he got the job when he said yes...

[@Youmargames]

No, everyone says no, but the lies detector beep.. Thats why it become yes. Everyone goes in lmao

[@Lucky-ty5zw]

You noticed too?

[@Youmargames]

@@Lucky-ty5zw yea, its so fast but i got it when the man says no but then the interviewers says welcome to our firm lmao

[@87togabito]

It’s why EVERYONE knows lol.

[@NoName-hg6cc]

I think the last question's answer was meant to be no.

[@thegtaspot7925]

2:33 not only the machine can detect lies, it can also detect bad faith truths too!! He technically wasn't lying if he had Cancer (referring to his boat), but the machine picked up on that

[@satan7830]

If he still has it, he would be lying since "had" implyies i doesnt have int anymore

[@lucasmonteban]

Technically, but he was trying to trick the interviewer with that response

[@Imlikeolive]

Came from tiktok... that guy sounds like Jim from the office

[@Wydrobb]

Olive definitely reminded of Jim. That was the only reason I stopped to watch on TikTok

[@hewasnumberrr134]

6.66k subscribers

[@poetrynmotion]

No

[@MintsyMilky]

I wanted to up the number on the comment

[@IOwnThisHandle]

Doesn't though

[@HeresJackie_J]

I'm here before the population of Genshin Impact player who watched the animated version over run the comment section here.

[@axgbb]

eyy hahaha me too

[@Jarubimba]

Well....I think we already here

[@Limptastical]

Who cares where they came from, the video is funny. I came from a Friday Night Funkin meme

[@holloworacle3140]

@@Limptastical Same

[@icomeiraveilove8154]

I have known this before the Genshin impact parody

[@raspherion]

Huh, always wondered what a job Interview at google was like.

[@KadruH]

1:56 7 years later, still the best "Wwwwhat?! Noooooo!!" ever pronounced.

[@lenihaylett4674]

I have never laughed at such genuine creativity and great writing. Brilliant job guys.

[@superdude11235]

Everyone talking about Genshin Impact, but dclemente is where it's at!

[@kawaiicartoons4454]

That's where i came from too!

[@angiecastillo8508]

Same here duuude

[@angelflesh6639]

Same

[@TouYubeKids]

Me: 5M views? this video is not funny at all Lie Detector 3000: *_BEEEP_* Me: Okay, it's actually funny

[@isavana33]

You: 5M views! Lie Detector: Beeep You: Okay, 5.3M

[@aika1313]

@@isavana33 *BEEP* Okay, 6.2M

[@wormywall]

@@aika1313 *beeep* Its actually 6.4m

[@attdnsk1033]

*BEEEP* its actually 6.9m

[@cornbreadhead7197]

I've literally seen this 34 times and it still after all these years still makes me laugh 😂😂😂

[@thepaulemerson]

🙏🙏

[@TopherG-g9f]

For some reason I am expecting the beeper to go off on this comment... :)

[@roryscott2941]

"Actually it might be thirteen (Beeep!) No? I guess it's twelve." Oh God that's Hilarious!

[@alexandercherniavsky757]

I can't stop watching this when I need to get some laugh! Sharp humor, great acting!

[@pistre14]

Algorithm brought me back to this forgotten masterpiece, I remember watching this when it was fresh, and I laughed same as when I saw it the first time, top acting, charismatic, funny looking, great dialogs, simply great!

[@scotty3kable]

It seems a little dated. 9 years ago is like 30 years ago

[@CaioViniciusMaciel21]

Holy fucking shit, three minutes of pure gold. How the hell this video doesn't have a billion views?

[@thepaulemerson]

🙏

[@gabbylon2077]

this is great inspiration to write more !Loved the semi dry humor and the spunk in the characters .With only a few minutes its hard to get characters to grab hold of an audience but you guys did an excellent job of capturing rapport !LOve love !just wish i saw this sooner hahahah

[@mrkat547]

I loved every second of this video

[@georgeking3255]

Came here cause someone on Tik tok used this sound

[@l.rmager]

George King same😭

[@chloeleonard207]

Me too

[@cateleveque6635]

Was it that blonde chick?

[@danishachery6467]

@@cateleveque6635 omg yessss

[@danishachery6467]

@@cateleveque6635 she also had blue eyes

[@KamalKrishna]

Hey Guys, Hilarious!!!! I loved this so much that adapted this into my native language and just shot it, editing right now, will share with you guys once it's done. I should have asked first I guess, but I love this so much that there's no way I can resist from not remaking this brilliant piece. I will not be monetizing the video & its a simple two guys with a camera on a tripod setup. I have credited the writers in my short. Thank you and apologies.

[@HallyVee]

Oh come on, you can't promise that and then not deliver!

[@dianamunoz5502]

lo acabo de ver , y es genial. I just saw it, and it's great.

[@KamalKrishna]

@@HallyVee here it is 😀 kzbin.info/www/bejne/o161mKKPmd6nkK8

[@KanoValentine]

1:13 What makes this so 2011 is that Angry Birds reference.

[@ZekeMahogany]

Great writing and awesome punch at the end. Every element that makes a top-notch sketch is in here. Nice work fellers.

[@goncalocarneiro3043]

This skit has a particular form of storytelling. Not entirely unexpected, but rather refreshing.

[@marcochimio]

ONE of the BEST SHORT FILMS I'VE EVER SEEN! Please make more. You can even use the same hook.

[@randimorgan8109]

There must be something wrong with me. I've probably watched this over 20 times this year alone and I STILL laugh.

[@twisted1800]

awesome, if that really existed can you imagine how many fights, break ups people getting fired etc etc this would literally destroy us lmao

[@robertblair5274]

Ok. This is the funniest thing I've seen on youtube in awhile. Two thumbs up 👍👍

[@cpruns4501]

This was awesome!! You don't see good twists anymore like the one here:)

[@kavijackson868]

THIS IS COMEDIC GOLD!!! I NEED THAT MACHINE IN MY LIFE A.S.A.P.!!!

[@nikolaknoblauova7380]

Great!!! Ive watched today again....😉👍🤣🤣🤣🤣. More those movies and longer 🤣🤣🤣. Thanks!

[@thepaulemerson]

That means a lot! 🙏🙏

[@johnny5805]

I find lie detector routines endlessly hilarious. :-) [no beep]

[@edithbannerman4]

@Hello there, how are you doing this blessed day?

[@lilducko]

I miss this era of youtube, people actually put effort and made quality videos

[@imfatloser1958]

I was recommended this for about 6 months, I put off watching it till 8:02 am today. I thought “6 months and still recommending this? It must be good” I was so wrong... it’s amazing!

[@NoriMori1992]

1:38 Bro, you're the one who brought it up!

[@carljohnson8285]

2:50 so this is actually true?^^

[@kienphucnguyen2001]

This is actually hilarious! Thanks for making my day better

[@haitianxu]

Pfft didn't find this funny at all. *BEEP* Ah fuck.

[@love187punk]

2:35 till 2:42 the best freaking part.I almost pissed my self from laughing "BEEP" alright I pissed myself

[@Destraight]

So then go to the bathroom, idiot

[@victory7302]

Destraight I doubt someone would remember a comment they wrote from 5 years ago. Why bother replying?

[@Destraight]

@@victory7302 because i have the freedom to do so

[@victory7302]

Destraight just saying it was a waste of time. Don’t bring up “freedom to do _______”

[@momentmoment3155]

*BEEEP*

[@KN-pn2lt]

This is THE FUNNIEST FILM {of any kind) that I've seen in a very, very, long, long, long, time!!! GREAT QUALITY FILM.....GREAT! I'm going to watch it again!!! 🧕

[@RandomPerson-ob7fg]

Evan Hansen applying for a job after all his lies caught up with him.

[@antokindness]

Exceptionally perfect! Each word at the perfect time and place! I thank the creator of this gem for making me smile from the bottom of my heart!

[@ToughBreK3]

It's more amazing to me that this was a 1 shot wonder. This is just so good.

[@Redwallagge]

"however company policy dictates I ask you one final question" and no beep, I suppose that was actually the company policy 😂

[@r.m.m.1333]

"Jersey Shore" was the best BEEP

[@ModeratelyAmused]

Great sketch. Don't know why I am just now seeing it.

[@questionablepersonwithques7338]

I came here from Genshin Impact Lie Detector MMD's.

[@kiritokazuma9723]

Same xD

[@christopherjokes]

Lol same

[@christopherjokes]

First it was venti and diluc now its kæye and æther

[@itsyuuki]

Bruh the Childe Xiao one is my absolute favorite out of the three

[@brick_8833]

Me too😂

[@shawntco]

0:58 - How does the box know, but the guy doesn't? XD

[@snowflake1]

Thanks for recommending this hundreds of time

[@anxia-tea5846]

2:57 The fact that he said everybody knew he was a homosexual and also this line

[@ahorribleterribleperson]

Maybe it's a company that hires usually gay people, explains why everyone knows and why he asked the question.

[@whispersignal1]

Absolutely amazing. 🤣🤣🤣

[@rook911]

Old but gold

[@motaltockery5191]

"Senator Dane, good to have you on the team" ~~~ "Why thank-you Mr President Sir" =;-) = ;-) =;) = Tee He-Hee ;-)

[@ProBroOfficial]

A beef bus ahahaha

[@kburtsev]

Such a brilliant film, from conception to execution, watched it so many times. Great job, Paul!

[@thepaulemerson]

🙏

[@JohnDoe-ts5gl]

The whole setup is just genious

[@SoggyWetCheese]

People be talkin about Genshin Impact Me who hasn’t played genshin impact and came from a persona meme: *sweats nervously*

[@USAFMorgan]

Dane Hanson has been writing amazing comedy for decades. anyone lucky enough to have seen his early-2000s sketch comedy show Sitcoms Blow in Los Angeles is OG.

[@thepanman436]

“I’m a tall black man”-fired employee

[@youtubasoarus]

TIL Sub Woofers can detect lies. O___O

[@cicim2674]

*BEEP*

[@y.m.o.fh.s.c8580]

69 likes

[@dimmk5096]

This is gold, glad algorithm directed me here

[@YourGuyDan]

His nervous laugh at the end lmaoooo 😭

[@Wydrobb]

Had to come find this after seeing the TikTok trend. I’m thoroughly entertained.

[@Banana_boat]

Ive wanted to find this for years. Finally.

[@silper5198]

Diluc, Venti and Lisa face reveal LOL

[@holloworacle3140]

Pico, the Boyfriend, and The Girlfriend's face reveals

[@ForgotMegun]

OKAY, easly the FUNNIST VIDEO IVE SEEN IN A LONG TIME!

[@willj78]

+Ivan Pedersen *Beep*

[@theseniorchef]

one of the greatest piece of comedy to exist

[@thepaulemerson]

🙏🙏🙏

[@noredine]

i wonder if there's a lie detector app i'd just leave it on in my pocket and it vibrates every time someone tries to tell me bullshit, and not say anything

[@Ex0dus111]

If that technology existed the world would be a very different place.

[@IntegralKing]

He should take that to a political rally

[@noredine]

there is, i just don't know if there's an app for it. it's program that detects stress levels in your voice.

[@Ex0dus111]

noredine No there is not. Just TV nonsense.

[@noredine]

it's real , just google it

[@ethericlimerick2992]

Very clever writing and brilliant timing... well played guys!

[@Yitzy_Lindner_Studios]

WOW! this is absolute GOLD!

[@everyone2030]

plot twist: "the lie detector isn't working properly" lie detector: ...

[@ldohlj1]

Company policy really dictates that question :)) because the lie detector didn't go off! :D

[@Alknix]

I don't think it was mentioned yet [BEEP] It was already mentioned like a dozen times that there probably WAS a policy about one more question, but he asked a different one.

[@frankvesterdahl6510]

Best short-film ever..😁👍🏼

[@mayuri2038]

It's 2020 and this is still so hilarious

[@cristixyz]

What happens if you say "The lie detector is gonna beep now"? :D

[@Rhovanion85]

It will go into a superposition of beeping and not beeping

[@rse8898]

underestimated side discussion going on here

[@Awelbeckk]

There is a 'brbrbrbrbrbrbr' used when a statement can't be proven or disproven: It is not used in the video

[@cosmocosmoton]

The lie would be exactly when you said that, the lie detector would beep after you had said that. Therefore because it didn’t beep exactly when you said that, it would be a lie

[@MitchellTF]

I would not think that it would do as good a job as it did at being UTTERLY HILARIOUS.

[@DryBSIA]

say: "This lie detector will beep after I say this"

[@fba90130]

That is probably true since you didn't say how long after.

[@colinmorris8077]

*Instantly explodes*

[@hy53]

@lolaboutstuff because he said "company policies says I should ask "1more question", it doesn't say which question.

[@axerxes3981]

Excellent, excellent. Wonderful acting, story and special effects. Loved it. Ax

[@honestautosales9096]

creator of this master piece has 13.3k subscribers that's just ridiculous

[@thepaulemerson]

🙏🙏