Updates on OfflineTV's Robot Dog

[@doctor.d.r7280]

Michael is like a child convincing his parents to get a dog for Christmas but on like 6 more levels.

[@katzygaming9127]

He has a PowerPoint presentation and his brother is just agreeing with him

[@aidanwd]

And Toast is the older brother

[@JoicSeth]

*5 more digits

[@locxle]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/rWPXlWBnpqmBpsU this video describes it lmao

[@katzygaming9127]

Minerva I hate you

[@olafsriffs]

i mean, at this point, OfflineTV is just Michael and his hostages

[@usermanu]

it always has been

[@neronero141]

@@usermanu *shoots*

[@cynthiaxin4726]

It always will be

[@potatoman6564]

No Michael and his slaves

[@WhyNot.2]

@@potatoman6564 yeah, but he actually cares for their feelings so that they won't have an uprising and overthrow him.

[@finley1012]

If Micheal gives this dog racial detection I’ll lose my mind

[@prispalos]

Oh trust me he'a practically already done it

[@ZeGamingPC]

Put a saddle on it and strap his "Trigger Me Elmo™" to it, that'd be the best.

[@guisasse]

Just make Trigger Me Elmo ride the dog.

[@mario_d9902]

"Facial detection? Nah, I prefer racial detection" One of the best lines he ever said

[@chriss25775]

If your not asian your dead

[@GothBb666]

Burglar: -breaks into the house- Robot dog with a machine gun on top: Hello, my name is Morgan Freeman, and now you will met your creator

[@satibel]

make his owner john wick, and he's 3 times scarier.

[@Lilwade1005]

“I sMeLl YoU”

[@panzerschiff9805]

Correction: California compliant Machine gun.

[@nickNcar]

@@panzerschiff9805 nerf gun?

[@jonathanrehm7]

the phrase is meet your maker, creator kind of ruins it because maker is used in a different way, not just like a creator

[@spacefacts1681]

"What is my purpose?" "You piss beer." "Oh my god."

[@Ack911]

Good job Rick and Morty quote 👏

[@spacefacts1681]

@@Ack911 my dad works at the rick and morty factory he let me play rick and morty 2 before anyone else

[@Ack911]

Lol

[@Love_Tea_xx]

Rick and Morty factory...

[@spektrthesleepyone9480]

Mykull: Joins offline tv 1 year ago Wants to spend $100,000 on a beer pissing, nerfgun shooting robot dog

[@Bro1212_]

Don’t forget the ice cube voice module and pink ribbon

[@spektrthesleepyone9480]

@@Bro1212_ How could've I forgot

[@projectkonstantine8062]

@@spektrthesleepyone9480 Michael reeves is the most popular guy in offline tv -poki shes not popular shes just known if that makes sense

[@tomatomustache1256]

Project Konstantine dosent popular mean known?

[@da_golden_fudge_pie1361]

Tomato Mustache no, people have heard of poki but many arent fans, while michael has actual fans

[@mentra1]

Of course Michael’s first thought was to weaponize the dog.

[@Bro1212_]

Taser dog

[@ps2man38]

Incorrec. First thought was it to piss beer or soda/pop. THEN WEAPONIZE IT. 😈

[@DarkVoidRanker]

Proger13 11 straw shotguns

[@TNinja0]

... Robot dog that pisses beer that has been tazed

[@SharkfightersSH]

What do we want it to do? Hmmm lemme see... Pissing beer.. Tazing people... aaaH screw it: Double Fullauto Nerf Gun, Sawblades, and while we're at it Morgan Freeman voice because F*CK it, WHY NOT?!

[@i0o201]

Other youtubers:saving their money+investing in property Michael: *P I S S I N G R O B O D O G*

[@sunjae7168]

i0o I feel like buying the robot dog *is* an investment though

[@adreamingwolf]

@@sunjae7168 imagine the content! I wonder if you can teach it to skateboard.

[@sunjae7168]

adreamingwolf Well they were already talking bout making it talk like ice cube and guard the house with a nerf gun attached to it, so I think they already have content planned

[@sunjae7168]

adreamingwolf Well they were already talking bout making it talk like ice cube and guard the house with a nerf gun attached to it, so I think they already have content planned

[@otto7848]

Content+++

[@Drowsyspace128]

Lily just sitting here watching her boyfriend make a potentially life changing financial decision

[@dankdachshund]

yeah Lily is just there as Michael and Scarra make a terrible financial decision.

[@colingribble3358]

im confused on how this is life changing what could happne. im not being rude like im geunuinly confused

[@Drowsyspace128]

@@colingribble3358 its pretty much a 100,000 dollar robot dog, if they buy it, it'll either go really well or really bad

[@myscarylibrary]

@@Alex.Johnsen that's not how mafia works, you can always just say something wrong, like what I'm saying now, and people will probably tell me to shut up, and then people hate you and unsubscribe.

[@albertok9012]

@@Alex.Johnsen bruh, di he just take a meme seriously? C R I N G E

[@Hey_its_0nyx]

Lily: That’s a lot of money! Michael already entering toast’s billing information: mhm

[@aschmuck6748]

Somebody kills Michael's dog Michael: Michael wick the death of humanity

[@XanDoll1]

Death of turtles

[@יואברז-ו9ע]

With tazers

[@mnnwdr]

Michael: *summon drone*

[@haopham3450]

ThatGuyXander u mean the extinction of turtles

[@mazenalqade8768]

wait did they areddy bought it ?

[@andrewheaton7021]

Robot: *walks into Lily’s room* “haha, drill go brrrrrr” *walks out*

[@rockythetrueone6201]

: |

[@kimari6473]

Robot: *walks into Lily's rooms* "Ok boomer, crackhead." *Leaves the room*

[@noonetoremember1594]

Voiced by Morgan Freeman

[@jackhale6498]

It walks in: nightmare shit bad terrible.

[@oner6328]

If it doesn’t i will sue

[@vault470]

*micheal joins offlinetv for not even a year* Micheal: LETS SPEND ALL THEIR MONEY.

[@jlcjlc1116]

All? You sure about that

[@jamemhm]

Bruh yeah right poki could make that back in a stream or two

[@thewarroirtaco]

@@jamemhm that's right, I always forget shes there.

[@thomaswellerton3783]

@@jamemhm It would make 4 or 5 of her followers homeless but if she asks for it she could probably raise that money on her own

[@rickynorton824]

Keep in mind everyone in the house is pitching in for the dog. So you combine scarra, toast, poki, lily and michaels revenue and that’s like a drop in bucket

[@br1ann88]

Michael: Instead of buying a house, let’s buy a robot

[@bruhmoment1006]

i want to like but its at 69 so ill just leave it at that

[@BlackElf94]

In LA $100k is barely a down payment

[@dobbbo1101]

Dobhran Black exactly

[@the_newt_nest]

@@BlackElf94 I mean, it's not even close.

[@darkfenic1767]

Everyone: so we cant weaponize the dog to hurt people 5 minites later: so we need to put tazers and saw blades on this dog for security

[@purejoy7077]

*minites*

[@mercurial12]

*minites*

[@TheDanishGuyYT]

Minutaser***

[@takudach]

*minites*

[@Dischnie]

*minites*

[@akwire4253]

Most Michael has ever talked on a podcast

[@segacoyra7959]

English

[@pianoif]

IKR HE DOESNT TALK

[@thegooobley1993]

What about the Cold Ones podcast

[@comradedog4075]

I mean apart from the misfits podcast

[@archidias]

@@segacoyra7959 stfu

[@tedlipper5451]

Make it shout “YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE FOOL!!!!!” And run at any person it detects

[@chaschuky999]

Pretty sure these things are slow af, like 3km/h or something

[@2knives1cook]

@@chaschuky999 6 actually

[@kleoneoleo]

HAHAHAHA XD

[@Hardyz001]

10/10 on Robot Dog Big Smoke running at you.

[@beaniedwarf4802]

yes

[@tahaj4362]

I can only imagine me walking down the street minding my own business when robo dog with machine guns pulls up around the corner and Morgan Freeman shouts death threats at me

[@mr.obvious4810]

(Morgan freeman voice) your time to die has come my children

[@mikkiz1640]

I can smell you...

[@joebaer1358]

Dragoz lol classic meme.

[@azeTrom17]

Morgan Freeman with the occasional instance of Lily swearing loudly

[@sgtnubbings6501]

@@mikkiz1640 I miss seananners making vids :( That Morgan Freeman one with Max is a pure classic

[@soopynoodle]

If they’re worried about the price... what if Micheal tried to make his own janky version of the dog?

[@galaktikos99]

With a knife, *for surgery of course*

[@mecanical5597]

God i hope they realize that be an even worst idea.

[@locxle]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/rWPXlWBnpqmBpsU already done it

[@noobmanperson3990]

Minerva funny really fun

[@amiriki]

@@locxle wow that's actually cool wtf I didn't realise he had plans for it lol

[@hasegraphics9931]

U should get the morgan freeman “I can smell you” line for the robot dog response

[@AshEshyr]

the line is not even from morgan freeman, it's a youtuber doing an impression of morgan freeman in a prophunt video EDIT: wait it was hidden not prophunt

[@jigglefatty1186]

Ash ur mom

[@gutzbin]

Your remaining Brain cells Didn’t know my remaining braincells were such comedians

[@pennyburke4156]

what r u doing in mey swamp?

[@jigglefatty1186]

Mazen Fisher I’m here all night folks

[@joblesscr1sis300]

1980: "i bet we'll have flying cars in the future.." 2020: * Beer pissing Morgan Freeman voiced robot assault dog

[@fr0stprod.129]

Sir I just want to say u are amazing

[@sharky1296]

Nah it’s ice Cube

[@locxle]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/rWPXlWBnpqmBpsU it's a thing apparently

[@valad.]

Even better

[@maintainingBW]

@@locxle i have fell for your tricks once, but not again

[@CarterCovers55]

6:40 "It can have like facial detection..." "Facial detection? I prefer racial detection. Hi, I'm Michael."

[@jokeer722]

Underrated comment

[@CarterCovers55]

@@jokeer722 I concur lol

[@JaketheChurro]

Using the dog for advertising... lol “This dog is sponsored by Raid Shadow Legends.”

[@dracodragon105]

watch the last video, they quite literally said that as an option lol

[@millernobrega1043]

robot dog enters a room sirens engage "THIS DOG HAS BEEN SPONSERED BY RAID SHADOW LEGENDS!!!!!!"

[@elpotato1226]

Scarra: If someone breaks into your house theyre not people anymore. Sounds like he wants to live here in Texas lol

[@houwff4097]

Ah yes I love being a Texan too dude

[@sirdogsgaming9379]

I live in Connecticut but if someone breaks into my house my area code automatically changes.

[@carfights]

ATX?

[@TheRattYT]

And ironically, our state motto is "Friendship"

[@PeferG17]

@@TheRattYT I'm friendly with everyone, until you break into my house and then well... you're gonna have a bad time :D

[@bryf1215]

I can imagine him strapping the nerf gun on the dogo and it just searches for people and while looking, it periodically says "i can smell you..." in a Morgan Feeman voice of course.

[@bryf1215]

@Keagan Streed out of curiosity i looked at ur channal and the ur music list is fire

[@samuelloh6237]

Lol. This comment got me.

[@itsamiracle9740]

bryf Morgan Feeman? XD

[@lukesechelski9383]

I miss old seananners man

[@taggerung_]

Did not expect a seananners reference in 2020

[@MoistBiscotti]

No, not Ice Cube. Get Ice T. Imagine him saying super soft things in his aggressive tone. "Yo man, i gotta go outside and TINKLE."

[@vomix9370]

nah snoop dogg

[@samuelloh6237]

Y E S

[@alyanmeraj]

Make that key and peele sketch come to life

[@michaelm.9506]

@@vomix9370 yea that sounds like snoop dogg would say

[@sealbacon9436]

I think we can all agree the dog should be voiced by master cheif since he is on cameo

[@ryanking7331]

Scarra: "If we do get it..." Michael, Lily, and Tost: "When we get it...."

[@oliverhelenius]

They’re fucking ballers man.

[@takemetosaturn2277]

i mean if scarra were to say no it would be like your dad saying no.

[@bad_boyz6824]

Tost?

[@ubhumma]

jimmy miller bruh, he edited it and it still says tost

[@curtischase.]

OTV: buys $100k robotic dog Lily: *DECORATION*

[@qu3nt0r]

If you can’t physically hurt a person with Spot. Then can you emotionally hurt a person with it?

[@bulldozer1163]

qu3nt0r dog enters room, yelling insults at people.

[@aniket8350]

Maybe racist Elmo could ride it

[@sirshrafle1607]

Keep Summer safe

[@notasalesman]

@@aniket8350 YES

[@lukecobabe3673]

Michael would totally do that

[@GuyMichaely]

Spot: "it can't be used to hurt people" Michael: that is not very cash money of you

[@somememe9224]

If he had the Ice Cube voice lines it would be a robot dawg

[@meow-2411]

Better yet let trick voice him .. hahah .. gtfo of ma house!! If he's chasing someone it will scream it's the dawg!

[@spoonerman]

Get snoop dogg to do it

[@vomix9370]

snoop dogg woud be better tho

[@Neco_KC]

*inhale* that was good

[@keatonsimons1947]

I can see the title “I bought a $100,000 robot dog and made it piss beer”

[@animalistic_gamingv7395]

So this is why michal hasn’t posted in a while, he’s trying to adopt a robot dog

[@cumguzzler8537]

He uploaded literally a day after this comment was written

[@jatomeer9605]

And now it's been 5 months

[@josephbernat7180]

@@jatomeer9605 iStock now been a few days

[@jatomeer9605]

@@josephbernat7180 an amazing few, the newest one is amazing

[@salvatoredelilleorlansino5332]

How can the dog be made for security if he'd be the most valuable object in my house

[@galacticgamer3028]

Good point

[@ratpakflintigon9648]

It would be like a gold bar covered in razors, you wanna steal it but it can fuck you up

[@felipealarcon4622]

@@sangharsha5241 bro you dumb lmao

[@that_one_duck9117]

no, no, he's got a point

[@salvatoredelilleorlansino5332]

@@sangharsha5241 no, cause security cameras aren't worth 74,500 dollars

[@Sargewithnumber]

8:30 This comment by toast about how human are evil made me remember a experiment that was made about helping a robot travel around the world and it was working pretty well until it entered the US, where he was destroyed for no fucking reason

[@bobtheree4708]

Gotta love the Americans

[@NoConsequenc3]

USA is a third world country tbh

[@kovacszsolt6005]

There was a guy who tried to motorcycle through Europe-Africa-Asia. It was going well, he was escorted by bikers almost everywhere, then in Budapest his bike was stolen. Made me embarrassed to be a Hungarian. Our PR is shit as it is with a 80% brainlet population and degenerate government, now people do mean shit like this too... great.

[@Nilruin]

To be fair, it was vandalized in Philadelphia, which is the armpit of the northeast. Blaming that on the US as a whole seems a little much.

[@kostathomas8732]

To be fair it was doing very well until it hit Philadelphia that's when it met its gruesome end

[@naguyoutube]

Lily : Lily : Lily : Ribbon Lily :

[@davidchau1452]

Michael: I want to buy this robot dog Boston Dynamics: Yeah we just have to go over a few precautions first, anyways what do you want you use this product for? Michael: *looks back at his video about world-killing drones* Totally for completely safe reasons.

[@ap5571]

this man is the reason why our kids will be fighting killer robots in 20 years

[@brendanbordeaux8421]

No that’s Elon musk

[@brockcasey720]

Brendan Bordeaux nah with Elon musk we will be fighting sentient rockets

[@michaelbrissette4487]

Imagine the look in Boston Dynamic’s PR team when they researched who they are selling a robot dog to

[@TheHotdogstand]

Something tells me Lilly secretly doesn't want this dog in the house.

[@jamie-mw1ik]

What makes you think that?

[@KoalaR3public]

she wants a second temmie. lmao

[@stunna3635]

I agree, I went to the comment section to see if anyone else noticed that

[@huzdahuz]

Same, she seemed kinda blah when it comes to this dog idea.

[@heroas10]

Yeah she really doesn't want Michael spend 100,000$ on a robot dog. but doesn't have the heart to say she disagrees.

[@gaxonGREENBLUE]

Lilly feels like temmies position is being threatened... Look at dem eyes

[@theasianpersuasion6780]

Micheal: Uploads a new video* I MADE A KILLER, HEAD HUNTING, TAZER DOG THAT DETECTS YOUR RACE WHICH IS ATTATCHED TO THE SURGERY ROBOT WHICH SPRAYS RED BULL AND IS CONTROLLED BY BOP IT

[@SwagMessiah565]

You forgot the laser that destroys your eyes

[@galacticgamer3028]

You forgot the bit where it makes you short with muscle electrodes so it can reach your jugular.

[@alcejaylos.4257]

It also has a function where you can have 3d printed dingalings as back-up ammo

[@БогданГолик-э4ъ]

Also it can go fishing with you

[@adamfield8669]

IMAGINE A DOG WALKING INTO A ROOM AND SAYING “i can smell you” IN MORGAN FREEDMAN VOICE

[@braduspartus7302]

When the robo dog start hunting you Morgan Freemans voice: 'I can smell you'

[@XanDoll1]

Put a tennis ball launcher on the back with a slow setting and use it to play fetch with temmie Edit: thanks everyone for liking my idea!

[@peble_8807]

This is genius

[@XanDoll1]

kyle Winckler yeah, that way too it cant harm anyone cause its a slower setting

[@Iouienguyen]

Epic

[@bukler3934]

Ah yes I used the dog to play with the dog

[@XanDoll1]

Bukler its a dog use dog world

[@fictionmyth]

Adam Savage has one and he's in San Francisco. To answer the question about the only ones in California.

[@WorkingTitleCo]

If I’m not mistaken he got lent one he didn’t buy one.

[@bonogiamboni4830]

I need to see michael and adam collab. Adam collabed with vsauce already and they did a live show and as far as i've understood they're good friends, so he's not opposed to collabing with youtubers on principle. I want to see what these two chaotic good and chaotic evil engineers can pull off with a robot dog.

[@fictionmyth]

@@WorkingTitleCo You are right but I guess it matters how you interpret what they were talking about. I took it as, "We'll be the only people to have one." but it could be, "We will be the only ones who bought one." You are correct though. He said it was to help test or program or show off or all of those or something else entirely different but definitely one of those things. Either way, I would love to see them collab as well. I feel like they would be able to make something legendary together. I think Adam has talked about Michael on Still Untitled before but I might be remembering incorrectly. Adam has some teenage sons, I would bet anything they are fans of Michael and that would be a great way to force the collab! Someone, quick, use Adam Savage's children as an emotional weapon to force his hand into a collab with Michael. Now, someone else have Lily force Michael to do it by threatening violence against him if he doesn't do it. Everyone clear on their roles? Alright! Go! (I am absolutely not really advocating for anyone to harass Adam's children (or to even contact them) nor do I want anyone to ask Lily to threaten or actually harm Michael. I shouldn't have to say that but this is the internet and ya'll motherfuckers are crazy sometimes. So I don't want to risk it.)

[@andydogdad4349]

I didnt think I could ever want to see a bunch of random people buy an item.... but I want them to buy this dog so badly...

[@ctrlaltmack]

Hey, I made it 69 likes.

[@andydogdad4349]

@@ctrlaltmack thank you for your contribution! Now no one like this ever again

[@ctrlaltmack]

@Andrew Franke i had to unlike so it would go back to 69

[@andydogdad4349]

@@ctrlaltmack it's at 71 now:/

[@ctrlaltmack]

@Andrew Franke dang it

[@Dosteyboi]

6:40 *"Facial detection? nah I prefer racial detection"*

[@Oni_The_Lich]

Them :let's make it talk Me: here comes screaming roomba 2.0

[@svorecruit9239]

"Were the only people with a robot dog in california" Me with my Vintage 1990’s Silver Tekno Quest Interactive Robot Dog

[@Benxall]

Robot dog with face detection to lead the army of headhunting drones

[@allykayalltheway6631]

Your 1st comment

[@randomghost4738]

Wait that makes me scared

[@milhamfirmanto4545]

Bruh, that is full on robot invasion

[@MikeJProto]

In the future im pretty sure the US millitary wants something like this, but they are scared to do it. Not because of the cost though, but because we know that if we make millitaristic robots the rest of the world (as usual) will steal our technology/designs.. (kind of like how the soviets stole the designs of the atomic bomb and started the cold war)

[@pogdog8689]

@@MikeJProto nobody cares

[@LardyMongusHunnter]

This would low key go viral. No other content creators like you guys have done this

[@allykayalltheway6631]

*cough cough* Adam Savage. *cough cough*

[@dwsnb]

@@allykayalltheway6631 No other streamer house has done this

[@allykayalltheway6631]

Ah but he did not say streamer. He said content creator.

[@ChooChoo777]

Not much content creators would this anyways, cause Michael’s ideas and tech skills also $100k for a dog

[@fork638]

Bro everything mykull does is viral Im still wondering why he never got sent to jail

[@golam9589]

for security, you should get Jacksepticeye to just *SCREAM* at intruders

[@RolandKontson]

Little worried about them handling Spot and putting it around "party" people - as Adam Savage pointed out, industrial machine, it has many pinch points around its joints and it has powerful motors. At least the weight at around 25 kg isn't too much.

[@sticklarry]

"My definition of people are not intruders. If they're intruders they aren't people anymore" -Scarra The Geneva conventions? Nah, the Geneva suggestions. Edit: holy crap thanks for all the likes

[@PeferG17]

Scarra would fit in well here in Texas with that definition :D

[@portergraff5600]

They aren’t people they are test subjects

[@just-a-guy-8416]

It’s not war crimes if you aren’t at war.

[@Xarphor]

@@just-a-guy-8416 0.o

[@dracodragon105]

get out of here reddit

[@thomasprince1615]

If I’m honest I’m just glad Michael isn’t trying to control a dog with electrodes

[@roachboy2409]

Michael sounds like me trying to convince my parents to get a pet

[@Maddog-eo9ud]

When Michael said that the nerf gun was his second idea he really meant it was third because his first was tasers

[@matsstrmsli6178]

Burglar: *tries to rob offlinetv house* Michael's robot dog: ''YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE, FOOL''

[@hourglasspop]

Robot Dog: *Proceeds to transform into Big Smoke while the main theme to GTA San Andreas plays obnoxiously from the speakers on the walls.* Michael: *hysterical laughter.*

[@rokmun680]

They need Big Smoke’s voice actor so they can do lines other than, “You picked the wrong house foo!”

[@christopherwest9457]

put trigger me elmo code in in the dog and just have it walk around offline tv's house

[@harishyqchy]

imagine hearing a robot dog yell a racial slur at you

[@shureborn]

Good idea but it would require a speaker and Michael would have to require the code which he definitely just deleted it

[@mattontop]

@@shureborn probably. But once you do it once you can probably do it again a lot faster

[@shureborn]

Tahm Kench On Top I actually do code and there is no way he can remember that code. Because of the amount it would be really hard to remember it or do it faster

[@mattontop]

@@shureborn Yea i didnt mean about remembering the whole thing. Just doing it a little bit faster

[@rogersoriano8634]

Getting Spot built like a Swiss Army knife

[@trashcant4053]

My dog is scared of bags, I can't imagine how he would react to a robot dog.

[@Eragonnogare]

I really hope that "no harm" doesn't include not being allowed to strap a taser to it

[@thehandmadehero2043]

$100,00!? That’s like, 10 Raid: Shadow legends sponsorships

[@James-gd3sp]

6:18 make the robo dog be a mech for temmie with them sitting on top of the dog with two nerf guns as arms on a turret that spins with up/down movement on the guns.

[@harishyqchy]

“Where are my testicles, Summer”

[@icymoltencore8621]

4:05 Lily starting to regret agreeing to the robot dog idea

[@thenaval8922]

"Let's get Ice Cube" Spot: "STRAIGHT OUTTA BOSTON!"

[@14h3ndo]

"play with Tammie" just starts mowing her down with the akimbo assault nerf guns

[@fishinatube9028]

Of course they would revoke your robot dog if you made it do harm. Asimov's first hecking law my guy.

[@aboz8649]

Like duh

[@HerberToad]

I feel like the iq of offline tv has significantly increased since michael has joined

[@petermarsella6537]

Important question: the net iq or individual iq?

[@ex0stasis72]

@@petermarsella6537 If it was net IQ, it would be a fairly uninteresting comment. I think OP means individual IQs.

[@ctrlaltmack]

And the money decreases

[@ex0stasis72]

@@ctrlaltmack funny, but I think you underestimate how much they can recoup their costs with the kind of widespread audience they drive.

[@ctrlaltmack]

@EX0stasis especially Poki

[@soundsofstabbing3627]

Start of the conversation: we can't have it hurt people Middle of the conversation "let's strap a gun to it"

[@enzoocampoiii2881]

michael revees: dog talk robodog with morgan freeman voice: I am sponsored by raid shadow legends

[@goncalomartins7821]

"Cause no Harm" Scarra : "We have Michael deck it out with blades and shit"

[@fasihwasim]

lily is soooo uninvolved in this convo xD

[@fasihwasim]

until like 8:00

[@guitar6731]

She's mad cause the house is getting the robot dog instead of the boring pomeranian she wants.

[@valsistem]

@@guitar6731 What? Temmie has long being living in OfflineTV house. And why would she be upset?

[@mr.j1960]

Lilly is cute and smart, but not much of a big 🧠 for all this work. 🤣🤣😭

[@andrew_lin06]

@@valsistem he/she has literally not talked about temmie at all their talkin about a new dog and also its kinda just a joke dont take it seriously

[@mirzaabdijanovic2021]

Just make it say "You picked the wrong house fool" with ice cubes voice when someone breaks in

[@jaymartindale3020]

Me remembering the og battle bots that were 2 stories tall

[@switch.10k91]

Michael: you cant harm people Me: just use nerf guns Scarra: just use a nerf gun Me: danmit

[@Thecheeseman420]

Michael: Turns robot dog into 2020 war of the world alien dawg

[@aisuga8365]

The boys: "let's weaponize Spot" Lily: *has a million scenarios where everything goes go shits in her head * "yeeeeah Im not really interested in a robot dog"

[@Lnz1128]

I love how Lily is not against anything about robo dog

[@cadavison]

1:59 Scarra "Me three years ago would balk at this, but me right now...." *balks*

[@ufd1826]

“There’s probably a work around” -Michael Reaves 2020

[@SC2Barbarian]

"the only content house with a robot dog" i mean does mkbhd alone count as a content house?

[@Spedatr0n]

My main takeaway from this is that Scarra doesn’t know who Carrol Baskins is

[@jacobyang6237]

you can put a sticker on the front door that says"protected by spot, the pissing robot dog with a gun" kinda like the sticker that says like protected by so and so security company. That should do the trick.

[@joshj8127]

Beginning of vid "you cant hurt people" Three quarters through "COVER IT IN BLADES AND CUT SOMEONES HAND OFF"

[@elementsgaming2411]

4:17 lily is getting memories of the screaming roomba

[@Astronomy487]

the irony of boston dynamics tos disallowing robots to cause harm to people when they're a military contractor

[@moistairpods2846]

Just get a reasonably priced camera and slap it on

[@icegod4849]

While you could do that, the robot dog might not be compatible with the other camera. It's like trying to charge an iPhone with a USB-C cable. Unless you get some sort of converter, you just can't.

[@Froggers.]

@@icegod4849 so there is this thing called flextape

[@Froggers.]

@@icegod4849 you get the camera, you get the tape BOOOOM NEW CAMERA

[@moistairpods2846]

@@icegod4849 that's a good point. If the dog's software could use the fancy $30k camera for better movement and navigation, then I can see it being worth it. But if the only use for it is the software that Micheal would write, then it doesn't really matter which camera he uses.

[@megatronusv2215]

@@moistairpods2846 i don't think he want to void the warranty on a 100k robot

[@RuferOfficial]

That's a nice big business tax right off there Michael

[@TactiCranberry]

Make the sound bytes ads "This Spot is sponsored by Raid: Shadow Legends" "Spot wouldn't be possible without Honey" I would cry laughing if I just heard that in a vid

[@blankrainforest]

Micheal should put an accelerometer of some sorts and just make it so when it detects some kind of major movement from collision with a throw object of some sorts, it just screams an audio file that in a nutshell is telling whatever threw something at it to fuck off, also, maybe some kind of microphone that detects sudden surges in decibel levels to assist in collision detection.

[@emvytsu]

Robber: bonjour Robot dog : buenas Dias no fuck boy *starts a barrage of nerf darts and piss while screaming “ YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE FOOL” *

[@XSwordStrike15X]

The mustache, honestly can't stop laughing at it 😂 and how Michael says piss in a cup.

[@stallingahomie9196]

Ah yes a new child to offlinetv

[@jz4983]

Make sure the dog can legally drink 🍺

[@Joshuaend]

scarra: if they intrude they are not humams anymore. Micheal in his head: ahh so the dog will do a war crime.

[@afro_x7688]

All this build up just for them to drop it in the pool

[@oneeco]

Imagine making it a security dog that scares people away by making *Siren Head* noises.

[@galacticgamer3028]

Oh god