Today, we've got a tasting menu of terriblity, one of the most terrifying viewer gifts I've ever gotten: A sequence of truly awful (?) knives, each in brown envelopes, from my buddies Craig and Amy. Wish me luck.
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@Flannagan.n14 жыл бұрын
Nick saying “let’s see if it’ll pass the out the window yeet test” is the best line I’ve heard in a while.
@legokiller35793 жыл бұрын
Time code. Time code now.
@maxmullert3 жыл бұрын
@@legokiller3579 32:04
@skyking92483 жыл бұрын
Legit just opened the comments to post this lol 1 year late 🙄 Lol Also 36:30 - realized it’s an M-Sport BMW logo rip-off
@georgelewis91274 жыл бұрын
When can we expect to see the disassembly video for all these knives?
@propyro854 жыл бұрын
Your differentiation between the staff of asclepius and the caducius makes my paramedic heart happy.
@StarDarkAshes4 жыл бұрын
“Ladies choice “ LOL. I was in tears laughing
@jameswilson89074 жыл бұрын
Same, I couldn't handle it. Especially when the knife didn't even completely open 😂😂
@castingcornbread41664 жыл бұрын
I was in tears literally
@gregoryjorgensen45954 жыл бұрын
I almost fell off the couch, wicked pisser
@realthrustgaming40864 жыл бұрын
Casting Cornbread lmmaipps
@joshuastauter1073 жыл бұрын
"LOL epidemics, that joke's gonna age poorly" -Jan 24, 2020
@TheGeekiestGuy2 жыл бұрын
I popped into the comments to leave the same exact words. Good on you. 🤙🏾 😆
@vladimirmaslarov18542 жыл бұрын
@@TheGeekiestGuy 7
@blunt8085 Жыл бұрын
@@vladimirmaslarov1854 8
@StarDarkAshes4 жыл бұрын
First two hour plus knife video I’ve ever seen that I didn’t walk away lusting after something new.
@notgray883 жыл бұрын
I kinda want the bomb knife just for the lolz. I have a big airplane model collection abd it would go perfectly displayed next to a bomber.
@TheMrWillje4 жыл бұрын
"this is not the first time we've ever had a pocket knife that has a "I shot this several times with a rifle" theme" Oh god, Nick, what have we done to you
@gunjesus71104 жыл бұрын
Did he say artistic or autistic touch
@elimcewen16074 жыл бұрын
Artistic
@gunjesus71104 жыл бұрын
Oh thanks
@theskepticalnegativist10044 жыл бұрын
Lets be serious, you are going to test "the bomb" as a lawn dart... Its going to happen, your inner child is to strong. 😎
@howard25013 жыл бұрын
18:20 "That joke's gonna age poorly", oh if only you knew Nick!
@brose040084 жыл бұрын
When I saw the grinds on that Master knife, I questioned whether I would ever feel joy again.
@shuriken25054 жыл бұрын
you won't.
@jakefromstatefarm14054 жыл бұрын
Under-rated
@reeverfalls20694 жыл бұрын
No...you’ll forever wander this world in the hopes that you may find happiness and solace. And you’ll soon realize that after seeing these blades, your view on the world will become twisted. A skewed. At the thought of seeing such poorly made blades. You’ll start to question your sanity. Your reason for living.
@donjohnson54244 жыл бұрын
"I'm loving the pivot skull." Might be my favorite quote so far. Or "Gear isn't exclusive, but sometimes it seems like bad tastes might be."
@thomash45784 жыл бұрын
As a former EOD Tech, I would buy that bomb knife, for display
@christianoman684 жыл бұрын
If I got mugged by one of these I think I'd get stabbed for laughing. I'd also probably be pretty safe after the attack.
@censusgary4 жыл бұрын
Not necessarily. It takes more strength to shove in a dull knife than a sharp one, but the dull knife leaves a bigger and more ragged hole.
@jurilamprecht36433 жыл бұрын
@@censusgary r/woooosch
@kunwuknivesofficial4 жыл бұрын
That sign on a blade actually says "made in China" brilliant move by the way as to avoid any doubt in case someone thinks it was made in Liechtenstein. There are cues...
@bruceleroy80634 жыл бұрын
Golden Colorado USA Earth
@StarDarkAshes4 жыл бұрын
I have to admit that every time Nick was cutting open the wrapping to these boxes I fast forwarded because I knew it was going to take forever.
@westleyarcher28153 жыл бұрын
You probably dont care at all but does anyone know of a method to log back into an instagram account?? I stupidly forgot the password. I appreciate any assistance you can give me.
@lianvan2963 жыл бұрын
@Westley Archer Instablaster =)
@westleyarcher28153 жыл бұрын
@Lian Van Thanks so much for your reply. I got to the site on google and im in the hacking process atm. Looks like it's gonna take a while so I will reply here later with my results.
@westleyarcher28153 жыл бұрын
@Lian Van It did the trick and I now got access to my account again. Im so happy:D Thank you so much, you really help me out :D
@lianvan2963 жыл бұрын
@Westley Archer You are welcome =)
@Mister_Phafanapolis4 жыл бұрын
This has inspired me. I am going to the worst gas station in the worst part of town (my neighborhood) and buying a folding knife.
@j.w33814 жыл бұрын
Phafanapolis pics or it didn’t happen
@J859092664 жыл бұрын
That handcuff, Ladies Choice knife is hall of fame bad. I laughed so hard.
@censusgary4 жыл бұрын
Which lady chose it?
@Alexander2104 жыл бұрын
I have never laughed so hard in my entire knife! And I'm clinically depressed! Thank you for this! Thank you x1000!! 😂😂😂
@cowpow164 жыл бұрын
It makes me so happy watching nick suffer through this
@buckaroobunnyslippers4 жыл бұрын
My fear after enjoying so many of these terrible knife segments, is that I'm going to walk into a gas station one day and get far too excited about seeing one of these "classics" behind the cash. Like "Dear god, it's the Lady's Choice Handcuffs! Yes! How much is that and do you have anything worse?!"
@drameday4 жыл бұрын
One of the funniest videos I’ve watched in a long time. These are some of the worst knives I’ve ever seen.
@eltipobigotudo21623 жыл бұрын
I live for the three seconds of silence and subsequent wheezing when Nick finds something truly, truly terrible.
@Orochi_0014 жыл бұрын
“Dry” is my favorite kind of “heave of excellence.”
@StarDarkAshes4 жыл бұрын
At least the Darkside blades has an integral beard comb. And it has gears reminiscent of fine Swiss watch technology. When I saw that I knew it would have to be a good knife that was well engineered
@StarDarkAshes4 жыл бұрын
1:36:42 First knife I’ve ever seen with a scale pattern using the Knife Centers logo!
@ADHR264 жыл бұрын
Thats like a whole $50 worth of knives there.
@soulzzplaysgames4 жыл бұрын
At maximun I'd say 😁
@iamtoast33974 жыл бұрын
It's not a skin disease, it's a skin patina.
@richardphysician56404 жыл бұрын
Nick, first time viewer here. You're frickin' hilarious, subbed.
@unclecow4 жыл бұрын
great steam Nick greatest line ever "we have an mt-tech and of course, m-tech is good for a ah a situation
@Rivixwow4 жыл бұрын
holy hell i owned the feather knife when i was a kid 16 years ago.
@ossisuomalainen4 жыл бұрын
I'm so sorry
@DavePotokar4 жыл бұрын
"Dry heave of excellence". 🤣
@StarDarkAshes4 жыл бұрын
If your man ever pulls out handcuff themed knives on your first date he is definitely going to be your choice and if he asks you to marry him you should choose yes. It’s your choice ladies and if a man pulls these handcuff themed knives out you better marry him that’s all I’m saying
@calh1094 жыл бұрын
I feel like I've just watched a man descend into madness
@NickShabazz4 жыл бұрын
“Descend” implies I wasn’t there already
@Baby4HeadAutographer4 жыл бұрын
The bomb knife would be cool if it wasn't a knife.
@pharmagator4 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@StarDarkAshes4 жыл бұрын
I’ll pay you 10 dollars for the tie dye knife. Unless the link is in the description
@speedwolf52124 жыл бұрын
Saw the title and thought this was gonna be a video on the new ZT knives.
@deadpoollee94974 жыл бұрын
These are the designs zt turn down
@jeremyburris48904 жыл бұрын
Haha I kinda want that little bomb knife.
@jacksonwillis86834 жыл бұрын
These knives truely were a caravan of garbage... Great video Nick, keep it up.
@finnmcool24 жыл бұрын
I'm imagining someone in rural China. They work really hard and put themselves through trade school and become a machinist. Then they end up getting a job making these knives. They must be lubricated with tears of regret.
@snapdragon34464 жыл бұрын
My husband told me I had to watch this because my knife was in it. I have the "extremely sharp" skull knife, lol! My personal favorite was when he mentioned going on a first date with someone with this knife and leaving immediately. Mine is green because with the skulls it reminds me of Harry Potter, which is why I chose this one, lol! It's my purse knife 🔪🔪
@the_trash_mane58754 жыл бұрын
Nick saying "YEET" and being aware on some up to date memes give me life. Imagining probably a man in his 40s yelling YEET as he yeets a gas station knife across a room that may have about 10 grand of knives in it is great
@Mister_Phafanapolis4 жыл бұрын
Nick is on Reddit. He's cool, hip and with-it.
@the_trash_mane58754 жыл бұрын
@@Mister_Phafanapolis Where is he active mostly? I should have encountered him there already
@Mister_Phafanapolis4 жыл бұрын
@@the_trash_mane5875 Under the name u/NickShabazz he posts mostly in r/knifeclub where he is the mod.
@the_trash_mane58754 жыл бұрын
@@Mister_Phafanapolis Hell Yeah
@YanDoroshenko4 жыл бұрын
That's one way to do an advent calendar.
@censusgary4 жыл бұрын
Advent of the Antichrist?
@StarDarkAshes4 жыл бұрын
1:03:24 looks like dragonscale disease from Game of Thrones
@photonmixer4 жыл бұрын
We've seen that knife before - kzbin.info/www/bejne/fGW5eWOLqtGMeLs Apr 5, 2018
@Pyewack3t4 жыл бұрын
I could have watched a film with the wife but I decided to watch a video of the contents of a Blackpool gift shop. The creativity of the horrendous knows no bounds.
@finnmcool24 жыл бұрын
Once the shock of seeing 2 hours of "knives" being defeated by craft paper had subsided I realized it is time for a Shabazz rant about the place of the grotesque in the world of art.
@FearsomeWarrior3 жыл бұрын
I watched this when it came out and ran into it again. I believe it to be one of the finest videos on KZbin. Knife or non-knife folks could derive a large amount of joy from this bounty. The guys who sent that box in are magnificent people.
@StarDarkAshes4 жыл бұрын
The geometric perfection knife actually might not be that bad for self-defense because it is a little bit Stabby and if you hit the eyes just write it may cut them and make your attacker want to runaway and I know how to spell right but the voice to text spelled it WRITE. I’m not as dumb as these knife makers
@rcjd78344 жыл бұрын
I want footage of an “out the window yeet test” with these knives now.... maybe send them to super steel Steve and have him perform this test?
@StarDarkAshes4 жыл бұрын
His finger nail can open some of those packages better than those dumbass knives
@DieYuppieScum914 жыл бұрын
*sees a terrible knives Live posted while I was at work today* "oh nice, something to relax on a Friday night in" *sees that it's 2 hours and 17 minutes long* "oh, this is gonna be good." *orders a pizza and prepares for the cavalcade of crap*
@Calf_Kicker4 жыл бұрын
Love the use of "cavalcade", buddy.
@terwa21202 жыл бұрын
52:05 i dont know about America but in Canada if you say "indian" thats kinda racist
@Ondal14 жыл бұрын
For all those 16 knives, just think about somewhere in the world, a person has bought one of those. Not only that but said person will be walking around with that knife in the pocket, being rather happy about having that knife, maybe even showing it to friends to impress them with the design. There's people like this out there! Btw. don't thing Craig and Amy likes you very much, as they're trying to kill you either from laughter, anger or simply giving you cancer.
@CNYKnifeNerd4 жыл бұрын
Every single time the topic of pocket knives comes up in a discussion with coworkers, and i happen to mention that im a collector, they inevitably pull out a knife like those in the video and are as proud as can be to own it. Then, after they put away their rainbow, tip down karambit, ill show them my norseman, or razel or tashi custom and these self proclaimed knife collectors see an inferior knife than what they just showed me. That being said, id take 100 of them in the community over 1 "S30V isnt good enough for a $150 production knife" collector.
@Ondal14 жыл бұрын
@@CNYKnifeNerd yes, knife snopes aren't really my kind of person either. On the other hand the "Ha, you're stupid spending $100 on a knife, when you could have this [terrible knife]", they don't really inspire me either :)
@StarDarkAshes4 жыл бұрын
Thanks for mentioning my hero, Jerry Garcia.
@StarDarkAshes4 жыл бұрын
I did also notice that what’s awesome about the Darkside blades knife is that the beard comb can also be used as a flat head screwdriver in some circumstances or even as a utility for bending steel that hasn’t been hardened or aluminum. You could put the edge of the steel or the aluminum in between the flat head screwdriver‘s and bend it up and down and if the knife itself doesn’t bend first then you can actually use the knife to bend stuff in your workshop. It just doesn’t get much better
@davidbidwell82884 жыл бұрын
Could you kindly provide links for purchase? .......:)
@JettyLife234 жыл бұрын
I have so much anxiety watching Nick cut with the dull knives. I always think he's going to stab himself.
@StarDarkAshes4 жыл бұрын
If I was a fireman I would certainly want the one with the fireman logo on it. Obviously this one would be able to help cut people out of burning cars super fast since it has the logo on it.
@19Bearsfansince794 жыл бұрын
Better grab your Hinderer 😊
@kevinjayne18724 жыл бұрын
the virus joke is still VERRY relevant 😬
@StarDarkAshes4 жыл бұрын
Unbox Therapy ain’t got nothing on this video
@alvarezgilbert013 жыл бұрын
I like how all these knives are from Big 5
@jhipp60094 жыл бұрын
And here I am, eating reheated Burger King french fries watching this in quarantine. SMH
@RobBernhard4 жыл бұрын
Nick, I really want to see a disassembly/clean-up/sharpening video for one of these where you turn turn it into the best knife you can possibly make it and yet it's still terrible. I'm thinking Ladies Choice but maybe that would drive you over the edge...
@StarDarkAshes4 жыл бұрын
One other note about the Darkside blades knife is that it has a really convenient place to put your first finger when you’re doing some fun cutting tasks. So that instead of having a thumb ramp or some jumping on the top you can just put your finger in that Caverness beautiful “choil” on the top
@StarDarkAshes4 жыл бұрын
Feather knife looks like a Persian ZT. (sort of)
@thegreasersoutdoors3 жыл бұрын
This was so thoroughly enjoyable. You're a very entertaining presenter Nick.
@WeightedFedora4 жыл бұрын
Good call on the cornavirus joke.
@fredf95623 жыл бұрын
Nick, as a recent subscriber I can honestly say I haven’t laughed so hard in a long time. Even though those crummy knives gave you plenty of inspiration your comedic delivery was outstanding. If the major networks ever want late night show reviewing gear I would nominate you and give the Late Show and the Tonight Show a run for their money. How about “Celebrities and their EDC”?
@hootenknives1534 жыл бұрын
the batman knife is my new favorite peice of Bat poop. it's so bad its actually good in a comical way
@StarDarkAshes4 жыл бұрын
1:40:06 this knife is designed to stab into an eye socket. When you retract the blade the eyeball comes out in between the blades
@ALF3Y4 жыл бұрын
Can’t tell if this is a joke
@ldobehardcore4 жыл бұрын
Nick the bitrate on this video is atrocious. I don't mean to be elitist, but even at 720p on KZbin after the fact the quality is just bad. There is a lot of noise and blocking. Is there any way you could record this and then upload it simultaneously? Or maybe just have better bandwidth? I'm sorry I enjoy your videos a lot and don't mean to be mean, but the level of quality here is affecting my ability to even assess these crap knives. This is what it looks like when you hold the knife still for a few seconds: i.imgur.com/v9GDk8W.png
@thomash45784 жыл бұрын
Video was pretty bad on my tablet also
@CyclopsRevolution4 жыл бұрын
Craig and Amy, I tip my hat to both of you.
@StarDarkAshes4 жыл бұрын
I wonder if the Firemans knife had to license the Veff serrations from CRKT
@georgelewis91274 жыл бұрын
Mack Schmidt = McSchidt ?
@joshuamoses16312 жыл бұрын
But will it keel, yes.
@xmh3fx4 жыл бұрын
The H.P. Lovecraft Part killed me 😂😂😂
@BDSwaim4 жыл бұрын
The freaking ladies choice 😂😂😂 this is what kpop is doing to the world.
@reeverfalls20694 жыл бұрын
As a person with a beard (which automatically makes me an expert), I approve of the dark side blade....as a beard comb.
@knifelife77774 жыл бұрын
Bro this was just freakin hilarious
@deadpoollee94974 жыл бұрын
Wow! To be honest i like the bomb one!
@AmyJoBell4 жыл бұрын
same
@jerrydonquixote59272 жыл бұрын
To me those holding Cleaver knives are the dumbest damn fad. I refuse to buy one or review one I'll be glad when they stop wasting their time making those dumb damn knives and put the energy into making decent knives that serve a purpose! Nice review Nick
@StarDarkAshes4 жыл бұрын
1:16:09 Almost as good as the Artisan Cutlery kinetic tool knife
@nativewildman93354 жыл бұрын
The feather knife has 2 locks the thing you call a flipper is a finger lock . I seen one before that a blacksmith made so it was a lot better.
@StarDarkAshes4 жыл бұрын
1:25:47 I am glad to see they made some holes for weight reduction
@danielroberts59452 жыл бұрын
Years late i am, auto played and sparked my interest. Yes, I watched the video in its entirety... Rare that I've liked watching bat shit bad so oddly enjoyable! Thx Nick for keeping my interest with complete and total Adam ShiTf(sorry for the Cali politicular name drop... The quality of material and craftsmanShiTf you brought us sucked, but we watched and enjoyed nevertheless, reminded me of what this current administration is selling us! Particularly bad though in Comifornia! like the Never Ending Story I cant help but wonder will Pelosi live forever? I bet Shes the only Woman thats seen more knives than you? thx again Nick! Two thumbs way up lol....
@mememe52314 жыл бұрын
I’m glad you started laughing! I was rolling when you flip open the Mac knife.😂 The edit is to add. Ladies choice! LMAO! Almost peed my pants 🤣
@dstdrummer2 жыл бұрын
On a side not. That complete mess from The Dark Side Blades is described on eBay as follows. “This Dark Side Blades Karambit offers a sweet profile, distinctive finger ring and gracefully curved talon-like blade. All in a convenient, spring assisted folding, pocket-friendly package.” 🤦🏼♂️
@karljohnson40083 жыл бұрын
I was okay till I got to Nick's 'Dry Heave of Excellence' review comment at 1'12"30'''. Thank you for keeping me fully entertained while eating my dinner. And yes, I almost heaved while eating my dinner bc the quality of these knives was so excellent. EXCELLENT!
@bencolignon32764 жыл бұрын
Ouch! What a bunch of shitty blades. Reminds me the "prices" you could win at the fancy fair...We have a expression around here(Belgium) to say "I'm ready", "J'ai ma bite et mon couteau". Litteraly "Got my dick and my knife"... With those "products"...? Trust your genitals...
@charliebowen50714 жыл бұрын
Isn’t it funny the knife world.... the bullet hole knife was basically a Fischer battle done wrong .. make the bring a bit better and they go thousands.......
@jseden2 жыл бұрын
Why do all of these things have glass breakers? Hell I’m a glass blower and I’ve never needed one.. scoring knives are different. Yea I get it if you’re a firefighter but they wouldn’t carry such a pos. Remember like 20 years ago when everyone was buying those standalone glass breakers.. like for when you crash your car into a lake? Or something.. I image someone picking one of these up at the flea market and imagining themselves seeing a car crash into a lake.. thankfully they’ve got their pos knife so they dive in, freedive down like 40’, they see that mother and baby screaming for help (or maybe they’re already unconscious?), smash that glass (normally they’d use their fist!), slash through those seatbelts and child restraints, take the mother under one arm, baby under the other, and swim to the surface where the president is waiting to give them a Medal of Honor.
@redriver65414 жыл бұрын
Please will someone tell me why centering matters.....if the knife functions properly and locks up tightly? I've had several older Kershaw Blackouts that weren't centered but other than that functioned flawlessly and gavee years of use until I lost them...gave them away......or moved on to a Blur.....or Endura......or whatever.
@drpoppyseed4 жыл бұрын
What knife looks like terribleknife(tm), but is actually decent?
@butre.4 жыл бұрын
boker mermaid comes to mind. it's still junk, but it's at least safe. all the junkiness is down to the half-baked concept rather than the construction or materials.
@Troppa174 жыл бұрын
Imagine your first knife was number 16... Yes, let that sink in for a while... Now you know what Lovecraft ment, I guess... And don't forget to wind up your RINGWORM on the night before spring break!
@neilsnyder79154 жыл бұрын
Only knives I consider terrible are the Stan Wilson non-flipper flipper, anything made by Pena and Hinderer, and anything made in the US. Bought 3 Mack Schmidt knives for a $1.00. Now thats what I call a good deal.
@barrybogart54364 жыл бұрын
I just noticed that you sound like Jean Shepard (en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jean_Shepherd)
@jseden4 жыл бұрын
The thing is that cheap knives don't have to be bad.. I've owned a couple CRKs, am lucky enough to live near the Spyderco outlet in Boulder and typically buy a "nice" knife once or twice a year.. despite this, I've carried a $7 sanrenmu 710 for at least five years. It's a fantastic little knife that I wouldn't be too upset about losing. I can also hand to anyone without having to know exactly what they plan on doing with it.
@Ralothael4 жыл бұрын
These are so bad, its hilarious. To be fair though, many of these are novelty knives. Not made to do much other than look cool, so Im not really surprised. You cant expect Schrade quality (which admittedly for their price point isnt bad. Ive had many), let alone something like Benchmade. EDIT: After finishing the video.... I thought I had seen terrible knives before, but that last one took the cake. My Benchmade ran and hid, convincing itself that this is a nightmare.
@kevola57394 жыл бұрын
Next time someone asks you why you spent so much on your knife, just show them this video and then flaunt your Rat 1. Just to clarify, was this from best to worst or worst to best. You decide and I'll take the opposing viewpoint. Please support your local Ugandan water filter manufacturer and buy quality knives.
@georgelewis91274 жыл бұрын
@17:52 - Verdigris, perhaps? (Just to show that they are "genuine brass" inserts!)
@drengskap4 жыл бұрын
That Mack Schmidt shark knife is the most treasured possession of a 13-year-old boy somewhere ;-) And the tie-dye knife is what Jerry Garcia used to cut up his falafels with. Looking at the wondrous array of steaming crap you have there, I'm almost sorry you won't be able to get any of them here in the UK because of the flippers and spring assists.