Terrible Things Papa John's Has Done

[@brainblaze6526]

Go to sheathunderwear.com and use the code “BLAZE” to get 20% off your order! Thank you Sheath for the sponsorship!

[@boburanus69]

Pizza has become the lowest form of fast food. It's honestly baffling for something that costs more than it should.

[@lostbutfreesoul]

As a Nudist... can you really convince me these Sheath underwear work?

[@NinjaNezumi]

This is one of the most ill researched episodes I've seen. What brainless idiot wrote this crap? Half of what was written was made up bullshit. What the fuck, Simon? That's not what has happened.

[@Makem12]

I prefer pronouncing it as Shea thunder wear.

[@juliablume4047]

Do the sheath knickers have pouches too?

[@ZOB4]

“I don’t even read that much” says the man whose entire career is reading scripts.

[@WilliamCardwell-xt8kj]

A thousand percent he’s all I never did anything with it… bruv it’s literally all you do

[@clubjed6276]

I was hoping someone else caught that

[@gunsnrosesforever100]

​@@WilliamCardwell-xt8kjwhat in the good sweet lord is a bruv? Is that how brittish people say bro?

[@Ms.Laterholmes5253]

😂😂😂😂

[@kieronparr3403]

In the eyes out the mouth as he always says.

[@NextEevolution]

Love the puns and wordplay in Danny's scripts. Especially when he attempts to trip up and alliterate the shit out of fact boi

[@kristinasnowflake]

Agree! Danny's scripts are absolutely unmatched!

[@themankool]

Fact Boi handles them almost effortlessly lol.

[@cyberfutur5000]

Did anyone else get an immediate mental picture of the "wait a min., who are you?" kid, when Simon didn't bother to introduce himself, Danny and the whole concept of BB, while conveniently skipping over the editor? Pavlov would be proud.

[@droomzy]

Man went straight into it like an amateur cliff diver

[@waynesteffen3262]

@@droomzyThat’ll leave a mark…

[@stephenmcdonagh2795]

I'm shocked how someone with the London echosphere, lentil and pumpkin latte, pseudo academic look, pronounces so many English names, towns etc, so badly. He's a product of millennial education (indoctrination), he knows next to nothing about his own country's history- unless it can be condemned- never mind the rest of the world. He's the product of the woke gene hitching a ride on a Whoopi Goldberg stem cell to Justin Trudeau's ball bag.

[@jenna2720]

@@waynesteffen3262 My first thought was of a man going bungee jumping with a regular rope....

[@666JPF]

Brennan and Uncle Roger being in the meme clips shows your editor’s amazing taste in internet

[@ignitionfrn2223]

2:15 - Mid roll ads 3:50 - Back to the video 4:55 - Chapter 1 - Grease is the word 11:15 - Chapter 2 - Hopelessly devoted to you 15:30 - Chapter 3 - Tears on a pillow 21:35 - Chapter 4 - There are worse things i could do 24:10 - Chapter 5 - Alone at a drive in movie

[@mikieswart]

my god you’re a machine and deserve a shoutout, or maybe just a few nickels… or perhaps a lifetime of racist, greasy, mediocre (allegedly, in my opinion) pizza?

[@JootjeJ]

Very clever! Love it!

[@BogusNoise]

Everywhere - That damn duck noise

[@AudraK]

I worked at Papa John’s during the time his racial controversy went on and I remember we had both a wall and window poster with his face on it that had to be taken down and we had to turn the menus around. It was pretty funny they got him out of that restaurant so quick And yes knowing that he sold his car and bought it back was part of the training. Also even in 2016 the low flat rate per delivery was still going on. And one house could take 20-30 minutes one way to get to, yet of course those customers were the ones to complain that their food wasn’t there exactly 35 minutes after they sent the order in.. on a Friday night.. when the driver also had 3 more houses to go to before even getting to their far as fuck house. Everyone needs to work customer service at some point in their lives, it’ll make you a kinder person and more patient

[@WolfDreamer101]

For sure. Working at Starbucks has really made me despise certain types of people. Specifically those rude, impatient and entitled brats you can tell have never worked a single day of customer service/food/retail in their lives.

[@M1ggins]

lol, I worked on a call center for British Gas, which was basically getting screamed at down a phone 8hrs a day for minimum wage.

[@Ohnoyobronoflow]

*Simon* Literally reads for a living... *Also Simon* "I don't even read that much."😂

[@vyvianalcott1681]

I guess that's probably why he doesn't think for a living.

[@mikieswart]

“in the eyes, out the mouth”

[@sleepytiger78]

There's reading and there's reciting. Two different things

[@Ohnoyobronoflow]

@sleepytiger78 obvious sarcasm is obvious...

[@Ohnoyobronoflow]

@eurovianmutt yup its a welcome to the internet thing I guess... 😂

[@dannyslag]

Dont forget when they say "give employees health insurance" what they mean is give employees the option to buy health insurance with part of their paycheck.

[@DoubleMrE]

Not true. I’m an employer and at least in my state of Hawaii, I pay the entire amount of my workers health insurance premiums. By law, you can deduct a pittance of their wages, but it’s so little that most employers (like me) pay the whole thing. It’s not worth doing the paperwork to deduct it because it’s such a small percentage. BTW, we are also required by law to provide them with the insurance. To be clear, I don’t object to the law. It’s a cost of doing business and my workers need and deserve it.

[@KebaRPG]

@@DoubleMrE Some State require different levels of Health Insurance Options to be available... Where for Example the "Copper Level Plan" is the Bare Minimum and may be a Pittance... While the "Silver and Gold Level Plans" may be 10 to 20%.

[@Justaguyuguys]

My company pays for 100% of my insurance. I don't know if that's common practice here in WV, but I have really good health insurance and don't pay a dime.

[@jenna2720]

NYC employee here. The cost of my insurance is taken out of my wages pre-tax. I still have to pay the $3000 copay before everything is covered by insurance. The basic insurance is a little over $100 a paycheck. Dental and vision are each their own separate plans. Dental is roughly $20 a paycheck pre-tax and vision is roughly $5 a paycheck pre-tax. Honestly, if I could, I'd forgo my basic employer medical insurance entirely so I'd have the extra $200 a month. I barely even use it since the copay is so high. I'd have to be literally dying before I seek medical help. Of course, if I was dying, I'd have to go on FMLA, give my employer access to all my medical records and only be paid half my salary for a few months before they stop paying me any salary at all, by which point I guess I'll start selling my dying organs to keep up with the cost of living. Also, since the health insurance includes a mandatory flex spending account that my employer preloads with $300 a year, that also means that I can't use free tax prep, even though I make well under the minimum for NYC free tax prep services. Hooray!

[@DoubleMrE]

@@jenna2720 That sucks! I’ve heard NYC is the only place in America that has a higher cost of living than Hawaii. I guess it’s true. 😏🤙🏽✌️

[@PeachM0de]

The editing today was on point. I look like a loon driving and laughing my ass off alone.

[@dsxa918]

I noticed the quack in another video earlier, what a good time

[@sarahleonard7309]

"Don't be a bellend!" I think Simon's got a new t shirt.

[@linphillips8331]

I want one!

[@necrocomicon8]

or a poster, i would get one of those for every room

[@katsmeow6946]

Well he does has one similar

[@kingtaco258]

My walls feel kind of empty, so I will take the posters.😅

[@BoxedHavoc]

I'd buy that. XL PLEASE 🙏

[@justinhubiak7441]

The "Fury" tangent meme is so good. Keep it up

[@robertmoog3]

That tangent missile is a great example of why I'm here

[@elivanto1673]

Julian, your use of funny Space Ghost Coast to Coast and Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law clips are absolutely incredible. Throw in a couple Zorak clips and you will be my new God

[@MysteicVoltronus]

You let Blaze Boy say he was a god at verbal reasoning without showing a 5 minute montage of him not understanding the copy he is reading?

[@johngallager19502]

We call it 'reading comprehension' here in the states. And I agree how amazingly simple it is, yet, so many struggle at it. Papa john is a db btw

[@june-uni]

Same here in Australia 😊

[@jasonwolf3591]

I literally got a Papa John's ad during this smack-talk! God, I love the algorithm sometimes! 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@katiequick7497]

Here’s the crazy thing, that extra charge for health insurance is not fully subsidized by the employer. The employee still has to pay either half or more of the premiums each month or so. And they aren’t cheap at all.

[@wendybrenner2614]

Ooh sounds like a new item for perch the merch! I'd definitely buy a hoodie with "Don't be a bellend" . In the US the majority of people don't know what it is so it would be my little inside joke that I can laugh at every time I wore it.🔥

[@kathryncumberland]

I delivered for Papa John's from 1999 to 2004. I was paid 75 cents above minimum wage and $1 per delivery (aka "run" ). The $1 "run fee" means that you receive one dollar for every house or business you deliver to. The number of pizzas the person ordered has nothing to do with the run fee. If I delivered one pizza to 123 Main Street and fifteen pizzas to 321 Broad Street, the run fee would be $2. At that time, I found that it more than covered the cost of gas. I also worked for Pizza Hut and Little Caesars during the same timeframe and they also paid $1/run, but I only made minimum wage. Between my hourly, tips, and run fees, I averaged about $20/hour, which I was quite happy with at that time. John Schnatter is a colossal piece of human refuse. I just wanted to explain the pay structure for delivery drivers at Papa John's.

[@kinglouis6974]

I’m working for papa Johns now , I get paid 140-160£ a week I only do 14-16 hours I deliver on a moped 🏍️ that’s owed By papa johns , I actually really enjoy it

[@kathryncumberland]

@@kinglouis6974 Yeah, pizza delivery was my favorite job!

[@darkobingus9714]

I work for a restaurant managing group that deals with LLCs that own Papa Johns franchises. Pricing structure has been the franchisees choice for years…as long as they meet their corporate fees and branding they are pretty much free. This video has a lot of misinformation.

[@Im-Not-a-Dog]

Bigger Screwups. Better Blazes. Papa John's.

[@glennjamessephton7593]

Underrated comment, good job

[@davidgeiser4636]

It's crap like Domino's

[@notremembering]

Agree papa J is crummy like Dominos.

[@notremembering]

Pizza Hut???!!! Didn’t think that was open anyplace now. mellow Mushroom where I live

[@tannerholechek5873]

😂😂😂😂 💀 💀

[@asa-punkatsouthvinland7145]

John Schnatter sold hus 1971 Camaro Z28 for $2,800 in 1983. When looking to get it back John offered $250,000 to whoever found it & he paid $250,000 to buy it back in 2009. While looking for the original John commissioned a replica of the car. The man who bought the origional car about five years earlier for $4,000, sold the Camaro back to John. The original buyers got $25,000 for helping to track it down. Around 2015 the car was stolen. But was Recovered In Detroit Intact although the Steering Column was Smashed the rest of the car survived.

[@pierrekaffer765]

deserving reward for being a bellend, I say...

[@jimmccauley9099]

You need the vehicle's VIN, not the tag number (license plate), to track down a pre-owned car.

[@madpolitico]

Basically what CarFax and similar companies do, find the history of a car through its VIN, just without giving details on the prior owners like names or addresses. But I remember my sister getting a car and it showed that it used to be part of a corporate “fleet.” Which made it even weirder to find out it had a tuned up engine and lowered suspension (on a Ford Taurus!). And car owners can often get sentimentally attached to a car, especially something like a Corvette, so it makes sense to track down a classic like that. Which might not have passed through many hands despite the 25 years that passed, so you wouldn’t even necessarily need the VIN, just remember who you sold it to and go from there.

[@KateKosmo]

" _A succulent chinese meal_ " 😭🤣😂

[@LindaB651]

"Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest!,... Get your hand off my p@nis!" Lol!

[@roberthaig2133]

Ahh...I see you know your judo well

[@SRW_]

What is the charge?

[@KateKosmo]

@@SRW_ " _get your hand off my penuuuis_ " 😭🤣😂

[@davidgeiser4636]

Is there even such a thing!!!

[@ethal1222]

I feel dirty that I used to deliver pizzas for them. In my defense, that was before the world found out what a train wreck Papa John is.

[@Khanjikai]

You're forgiven. We ALL have worked for shit companies out of desperation or ignorance. I worked for Pinkerton (security) when I first got out of college. I pay union dues now independently, just as penance.

[@TheManLab7]

I ordered a pizza from them ONCE and it was disgusting 🤢🤮

[@Gurziak]

​@@Khanjikaihow does the boot taste?

[@jessgunn6639]

don`t, you were just another person he used to get rich

[@do6574]

This show is way more Business blazing than when it was called Business Blaze 😂

[@bobingabout]

Can you look up old cars by Registration.... YES. When I was working at a Motor vehicle training center, and needed to order some car parts, literally the first question the guy on the other end of the phone would ask is "What's the Reg number?", and after I told him this, he'd type it into his computer, and be able to tell me everything about the vehicle. I then tell him I need a new alternator, and he'd be able to offer me an exact replacement, either OEM or 3rd party. That truck went through about 3 alternators and 4 batteries before somebody figured out that the problem was actually with the alternator connector being corroded. I purchased the right connector from EBay and fitted it myself, and the next time anything was wrong with it was so bad, they needed to scrap it.

[@mkjirak]

Did your car happen to be an '85 Cadillac Fleetwood? We had one of those growing up and it ate alternators like candy.

[@bobingabout]

@@mkjirak I honestly don't know what it was, but I live in the UK, so it definitely wouldn't have been a Cadillac. Considering it was a more commercial/industrial oriented vehicle, probably a Transit. However, in all likelyhood, there wasn't actually anything wrong with the alternator, as the problems went away when I replaced the connector.

[@mattiemathis9549]

Simon- I bought your old car. I’m holding it ransom until you release the N. Korea episode on YT. 😂😂😂😂

[@JokerLokison]

Is there a different one than the Pt 1 and 2 live versions that he put up for channel members (like us!!)? Cuz those are great!

[@AltonV]

@@JokerLokison no

[@JokerLokison]

@@AltonVThanks much!

[@ardenalexa94]

To be honest, I don’t blame him for not releasing it. It’s like doing a video on all the things Putin has done. Both have a history of not tolerating people against them at all.

[@robertharrington703]

​@ardenalexa94 well this didn't age very well did it 😂

[@ExaltedwithFail]

2:30 at Cheltenham is a horse race in the UK. Usually in march and similar to the Grand National, it brings in alot of betting. When you tip in horse racing, you are basically suggesting you have insider info or have heard from reliable sources that a specific horse is likely to win

[@Kevindaly382]

As an American I've grown tired of being bitched at for telling everyone tipping is insane! And restaurants should pay adequate wages

[@NextEevolution]

As another American who makes the same argument, are you also tired of the same dogshit response along the lines of 'if they want livable pay, they should get a better job'?

[@joshh535]

As an American, you’re doing it wrong lol

[@jamesbeeching6138]

Are you secretly Mr Pink????😊😊😊😊😊

[@linphillips8331]

It's gotten to the point where I won't eat out anymore.

[@solemnbuddhist]

I agree!!!😂

[@TashaBryanRENegade]

When can I buy a "don't be a bellend" poster, i would frame that shit !!!!

[@fiction-]

Me, immediately: Simon saying Papa like the a pack instead of the a in paw is the most hilarious and unsettling thing I've heard all day.

[@n0b0dy--]

That would be pauper John's. Which would make John a broke ass bitch 😂

[@niggleniggle27]

That's what it is no!?

[@fiction-]

@ariejohansen5485 where I'm from it's pronounced paw paw

[@hitchedtohorsepower]

Car registration is public info in the US. You can lookup all the info of the history either by the VIN or the license plate.

[@kenabi]

depends on the state. some keep the personal info attached to cars behind certain barriers. oregon doesn't allow open direct access to that info, for example, and access to the system with it is fairly controlled. you can get super basic info about the car itself via a vin decoder online, but the registration info isn't 'public' facing/accessible. you can apply for access via the state police, but you generally need to be in certain businesses/have what the state deems to be 'just cause' for access to be granted. mainly because you wouldn't be accessing the dmv's system, you'd be doing it via OJIN, or the oregon justice information network. 'because i want to know' isn't a valid reason. used to have access to a system that let me look that info up. the rules we had to follow were.. strict. no printing, no screencaps, everything had to be handwritten from the screen, no giving out login info to anyone at all, no letting anyone else access the system after you login, etc. and the DMV generally refuses any requests for info pertaining to vehicle registrations, and will direct anyone to the OSP, who will require a 'valid reason', as mentioned. some states, its fairly easy to get that info. i think, texas, cali, and a few others have it online, though i'm unsure if its just a free for all, or if its gated to authorized logins. much less strict than oregon, at any rate.

[@liamnehren1054]

13:30 like when I learned the original version of Eeny, meeny, miny, moe. The Tiger used to be spelt with and N instead of a T!

[@Phoenixash-delfuego]

Changing the old spelling of Tiger to T instead of an N because it offended people just makes it harder to find the word in the dictionary. Maybe they should have just put two Gs in the middle then it would be a different word (so as to not offend anyone) but everyone that is looking through the dictionary for an exact spelling of the word won't have to look in a completely different part of the dictionary to find the word.

[@justinhaynes9972]

Simon! Finally someone else else who doesn't like Domino's pizza 🍕. I felt so alone surrounded by people who love that nasty pizza.

[@mkjirak]

It's better after they redid everything. And their cheesy bread is top tier! Yeah, I'm just outside of Pizza Hut's delivery range...

[@learningtobeme5195]

The way Simon says Papa... It's a synonym for dad. Just makes me giggle. Happy March, folks.

[@MrGeekFreek]

I've only had Papa John's pizza twice in my life. Twice was enough.

[@rush1er]

Was it a racist pizza?

[@TheManLab7]

I only had it once and once was enough 🤢🤮

[@mkjirak]

My dad used to love their sausage pizza, so we had it a lot. The dipping sauces were really good, but the pizza was mid.

[@sagerat8188]

So here's the ultimate in irony. I was watching this video and what advertisement should come on but an ad for Papa Johns! 🤣

[@zenawarrior3012]

Your job is literally verbal reasoning 😂. Also jealous. I was ok at verbal reasoning but hated it.

[@handpainted_momma329]

Hi fact boy! Love Danny’s scripts!

[@hpgdovin]

Nobody else needs to be writing Blaze scripts.

[@wendybrenner2614]

Don't worry Simon you haven't missed much by not eating Papa John's"allegedly"

[@emilydziubanski8813]

Dude I loooooved papa johns. That garlic butter cream sauce thing to dip the crusts in? Godly. I lived directly across from one.

[@n0b0dy--]

Is it any different than dominos or pizza hut? I just get whichever pizza is closest, branded or not, and they're all the same to me

[@dsxa918]

In my own opinion, they are about all the same... i like pizza hut a lot though, but I've eaten no more of it than any other brands, u don't think I like frozen pizza from grocery store to fold more toppings and eat it like taco, melting new cheese included The crust dipping is a great use of the crust, in my opinion and Poppa John has good dipping sauce but the sauce I'm not proud to eat lol The pizza is decent though, generally speaking but they make some 'specialty' pizza (at least, in my city) and that is in my own opinion way better than most

[@photobombr]

That Dave Chapelle clip had me crying 😂

[@joshuabruner9676]

22:07 As a former, "insider", I remember that when there were major American football matches, ordering pizzas goes up. Some, apparently PJ included, were unhappy with the sports demonstration, causing football ratings, and the consequent pizza sales, to drop. Or, that's just a convenient, rational red herring.

[@AldrickExGladius]

17:20 Cobert couldn't even get his AUDIENCE to laugh at his jokes man, notice the dead silence?

[@JesseCookMusic]

He's awful

[@CoughitsKath]

obsessed with the fact that as soon as simon said "i found your old car. i bought it!", KZbin served me up a car ad without missing a beat

[@CoughitsKath]

even more obsessed with all of the grease headings

[@perrydowd9285]

I heard a worker describe me as, "Looks like Old Burnsy from the Simpson's."

[@SRW_]

Its your old room mate dink!

[@cornishcat11]

brutal...

[@bateman2112]

"I don't think I've ever eaten Papa John's in my life." All your missing is shitty pizza and an explosive day on the toilet. I worked there once upon a time and the things that happened to the food at that place was beyond unspeakable. Like it'd make Lovecraft shiver.

[@jenna2720]

Yeast made of tiny microbe-sized shoggoths. Sauce made of gibbous tomatoes. Pepperoni sliced with a blade forged with non-Euclidean folds. And don't even get started on the loathsome employee food handling techniques. That's wherein lies true madness.

[@iguiste23]

I don't even read that much. Goes on to read an entire script on a KZbin video. I love it. 😂

[@rynhart4174]

For the non-Americans, the NFL taking a knee thing was when pro players from many different sports refused to stand during the national anthem, which is sung before every sporting event no matter how small and insignificant, and instead took a knee in protest. For any who don’t know, Americans treat their pledge of allegiance and national anthem very seriously to the point of religious extremism.

[@kristinasnowflake]

Danny's scripts and Julian's editing are perfection!

[@kowalchuk311]

Brak Show reference was EPIC!!!!!!! F'n LEGEND!!!

[@johndeedot]

Still the best chain pizza I've ever had. You're absolutely right about Pizza Hut being too greasy, and I've never gotten a pepperoni from any Domino's that wasn't burnt.

[@Blinkerd00d]

100%

[@michaelimbesi2314]

That’s not really a high bar. “Best chain pizzeria” is like “rainiest part of Arizona”. Sure, it’s rainier than the rest of Arizona, but it’s still the desert.

[@jimland7176]

Depends on what you mean by “chain.” Mellow Mushroom is technically a national chain and its great. Going by the top 5 chains though I’d have to choose Dominos

[@GentlemenG]

Half the reason why i eatched these vids are the fActs the other half is the amazing editing. I love the editor(s) **chef kiss** when the animation of the man at the computer seal clapping i nearly fell off my bed

[@ashassassin]

I'm loving all the grease jokes. The chapter names were a fantastic Easter egg

[@nathaniellamb2154]

Thankyou for including the greatest Australian piece of media ever. Democracy Manifest is gold from beginning to end

[@Luvmydeuce]

I'm loving Danny's sneaky Grease shoutout!

[@mikehawke2374]

The, "Oh Simon..." moments when you as a non-UK viewer understand the UK-centric references that baffle Simon, are worthy of a channel themselves.

[@oniswdbs]

I'm listening to this while I deliver for Papa. John's while wearing a papa john's hat and a papa john sweater.

[@Freakerbythespeaker]

The Steven He drop ins have got me cackling!

[@DrGooseDuckman]

The edits were FIREEE on this one 😂😂. Peak blazin fr!

[@necrocomicon8]

i would absolutely love the second "don't be a bellend"(10:54) as a poster. i would unironically get one for my computer room.

[@sberry80]

Giving away or "donating" that many pizza's is a marketing move but more importantly it's for massive tax breaks

[@zachcarney3910]

Tip comments near the middle brought up a memory! Many years ago, actually dining at a pizza hut, my girlfriend at the time accused me of hitting on the waitress simply because I gave a good tip! There really was no flirty interaction (that I recognized, pretty sure something went over my head) but I was enjoying the evening, our bill was something near but over 20 bucks, and I felt generous with tipping because I just wanted to round it out to an even number like $30... Wow was that a mistake. I still remember that argument almost 20 years later just because I acted nice with tip money haha.

[@mj.ray0898]

Sounds like you dodged a bullet, that jealousy and insecurity would've extended into everything. $30 tab is a lot better than divorce fees and child support, not to mention refinishing your car when she inevitably keys it 😂

[@DubhghlasMacDubhghlas]

You did not make mistake. She was not worth it. If she thought tipping good was flirtatious she got some serious issues.

[@SinfulTitan]

"you are a babbling fool" clip was the absolute epitome of what this and all of Simon's other channels are. Lol

[@s1ockssg432]

The editing/memefication of this video had me actually laughing out loud, god tier timing and memes

[@jeffreyb.2817]

Interestingly, Frank Carney, one of the two founders of Pizza Hut, just after the non-compete clause in his buy out contract by Pepsi Co. ended, became a franchise owner at Papa John's. He owes over 130 Papa John's franchises.

[@Lunna_009]

Oh boy, what a perfect thing to watch as I start my shift at -generic pizza place- as a driver. 😂

[@pocketacessuited]

Pronouncing it PAP-UH John's as an American is so damn amusing, I love it.

[@polluxblack9438]

That first tangent edit was gold!

[@Gremlack13]

My mom worked at papa John’s corporate office for several years, and I’ve had a couple of stints over time working there and being a manager at a store. I worked at a store that delivered to Johns home. He tipped well, but there had been many stories about being an asshole of a person and having an alleged coke habit. He is also a very hairy man and imagine if he made a pizza himself there would be so many arm hairs smashed into the dough as he slapped it out!!!!

[@kbm2055]

Anyone with there face plastered on their product has a high probability of being somewhat insufferable, if not an asshole.

[@Corsuwey]

We need a t-shirt with an angry picture of you pointing and saying "Don't be a bellend!"

[@seancuddihy5173]

Can we please get those “don’t be a bell end posters” made and available in the shop, the world needs them Simon 🤣

[@vanessalewis1023]

Rolling over Simon "you're not the neighbor" 😂

[@joshh535]

Woot, KZbin *finally* started putting new Brain Blaze videos at the top of my Subs feed

[@George-fu9vu]

Simon: I don't even read that much. The KZbin archives: We would like to present some evidence to the court.

[@cornishcat11]

another great BB . great script as always danny

[@jmanj3917]

0:15 Tangent Countdown: Andddd.... Go, Brain Boy! 🤣

[@Wckdpssyct]

As someone who has been watching The Brak Show on repeat for weeks now, the Brak clip got me screaming

[@cantamusquerbeat]

Simon Whistler, the ONLY you tuber where you always watch the ad reads!

[@AllDayBikes]

al the quick meme edits had me rollin, especially around 14 minutes in

[@mrbigweld1618]

Duck sounds ARE awesome, Schnatter McShatner

[@BenjaminProtasio]

Better ingredients, better brain blaze, ALLEGEDLY.

[@machocamacho1503]

After working at Dominoes, Pizza Hut and Papa Johns, I won't eat at any of them unless I made it in their kitchen, after i cleaned it. Dominoes regularly drops stuff on the floor including entire pizzas and delivers it anyhow, pizza hut never scrubs their pans, the black stuff on the bottom of the hand tossed crust is the charred debris from decades of use and the rolling machine for the thin crust is never cleaned because no one knows how to reassemble it , and papa johns stores tubs of sauce and ingredients on the floor with the walk-in door propped open and the back door right next to it propped open allowing flies to lay eggs in everything

[@Pbav8tor]

A LOT of wealthy companies operate like this. You don't have to dig very much.

[@FredHunley-v6o]

The mister rodgers edit was funny. Good job

[@davidhiatt1486]

The wages thing confused me because when I delivered for Papa John's in 1999-2000, I made minimum wage plus $1.50 per delivery, and pulled $75-$100 in tips each 6 hour shift. It was pretty good money comparativey.

[@edenrose1224]

You probably worked in a good area. If people have money, or the area has a custom of being generous with tips, or you are cute, you will make more money.

[@bradbrandon2506]

I guarantee if you made that poster, it would definitely sell. Just the way it is in the video. No modification needed. "Don't be a bell end", hell, I'd buy it!

[@ItsNotInTheCards]

Please don’t tip drivers based off your bill total. Be decent enough to consider distance driven and time.

[@bradbrandon2506]

That was possibly the best use of a Dave Chappelle quote in history LEGENDS

[@Galiant2010]

As a delivery driver (Doordash) in the US I just want to take the moment to help customers understand a few things about tips. The cost of your food doesn't matter, to the driver the key thing is how far they have to drive. How much time and gas and wear and tear they're putting on their personal vehicle. DD only pays $2 per delivery. If DD paid more, they'd raise prices for customers. All money comes from the customers in the end. They can't put out money they don't have. Granted, they're giving the big cuts to the higher ups, but what they're taking isn't enough to cover the difference in what drivers should be paid. So prices would go up. Some places like NY and CA have already seen this since state laws now have a minimum wage for drivers being forced onto DD, so they've raised prices for customers in those areas. Customers are always saying that the companies need to pay their workers more so they don't have to pay more with a tip. But always fail to realize that they'd still end up paying more, anyways. Sorry for my rant. But I always see so many customers who are oblivious to the situation, and spreading awareness will hopefully help towards keeping the greedy corps in check.

[@IzItShiny]

6:31 Major props to the editor of this ep, lol

[@capnstewy55]

Being paid per mile is much more incentivizing than being paid per delivery as you are consistently awarded for delivering quickly. Cause just fuck em.

[@jaysalisbury193]

My college gf worked in Papa John's and every shift she'd finish she brought a pizza over. God damn, I had it good.

[@TheUnspeakableh]

Man, a Keijo!!! clip in the wild. Good job, Sam!

[@bodyfarmbrat]

the sarcasm of the editor towards Simon is thick today. lol i love it.

[@riaclerica]

Yeah. That reaction to the Affordable Care Act, as someone with preexisting conditions who had been ineligible for a lot of private insurance, is one reason I still don’t eat Papa John’s.

[@quirkymender0953]

The intro perfectly timed itself to “pine nuts more expensive than my third divorce lawyer”

[@gaylegoodman9097]

I did the same thing with a word, and was mortified when it was pointed out to me that this word was racist! It’s now so obvious to me, I can’t believe I didn’t realize it at the time 😢.

[@donaldwert7137]

"Seriously, John, eat some fruit and vegetables." I don't know whether the implication was meant or not, but it's a sick burn!