Terrorizing Famous People in Proximity Chat Among Us

and I'm never getting invited back
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Among Us with HUGE KZbinRS LIKE CORPSE HUSBAND AND SYKKUNO AND POKIMANE AND SYKKUNO AND KARL JACOBS AND VALKYRAE (STREAMER OF THE YEAR) AND CORPSE HUSBAND AND 5UP AND PETER PARK AND BRETMAN (Bretman) AND FUSLIE AND KKATAMINA AND SYKKUNO

[@steffenh4775]

"You wanna talk about your feelings" "I sent you an 8 ball request" Total fucking Chad

[@zeberiko]

What does "I sent you an 8 ball request" means?

[@zeberiko]

@ATotalSpoon I know, what I mean is, what does the joke in it means

[@arvinlim702]

@@zeberiko cos poki prob ignored his req and now wants to talk bout feelings

[@Ariverfish]

@@zeberiko You see, "I" is a common word for a speaker to refer to oneself. "Sent" was a word originating from Old English, Dutch and Germanic languages primarily meaning to give or "send" something. "You" is used to refer to a person that a speaker is addressing. "An" is used to refer to something if it starts with a vowel/vowel sound. "8" is a number from the Hindu-Arabic system, popularized by Leonardo Bonacci also known as "Fibonacci", he also discovered the Fibonacci system named after him where 8 is the only positive Fibonacci that is a perfect cube aside from 1. "Ball" is a spherical object that is usually used in indoor and outdoor sport. And, "Request" is a word used to describe a message that a person asked for, originating from Latin and Old French. This models the relationship between each aspect of the sentence in all aspects around European countries and linguistics, "Request" was a French word, and France was believed to be where billiards was invented, being King Louis XI having the earliest known pool table. Louis XI had the Roman numeral "XI" in his name, which was not used by Fibonacci even though that was standard at the time. Carson made a joke highlighting the influence that Europe had for modern language, mathematics and history, masterfully laying a joke of this magnitude in just 7 words in one sentence.

[@agiczvikovszky1707]

@@Ariverfish youre the true pogchamp

[@lillier1596]

“They’re gay aliens, and there’s nothing wrong with that- I just noticed” lmaooo

[@reddet.stories]

lol

[@spacesheep6547]

lol

[@michmich__]

lol

[@goldenpixel1599]

lol

[@1544X]

lol

[@justanotherschmuck4149]

I refuse for Carson's last video to be fucking Amogus. EDIT: I have been outdated.

[@poohshiesty6859]

He’s playing Among us not whatever Amongus is

[@melvinhjerpe2794]

@@poohshiesty6859 no shit

[@harsh12352]

@@poohshiesty6859 amogus

[@alanmiraanime]

@@poohshiesty6859 *amogus*

[@Poomatic]

@@poohshiesty6859 *amogus*

[@Alex-bf3re]

Carson feels like the only real person in this video

[@LilKiwi2240]

Karl feels semi-real and everyone else makes it like a shitty highschool interaction

[@delborne3384]

"you know whats muk backward? "...kum?" "LETS FUCKEN GOOOOO"

[@No-ep2oy]

He he

[@aurealite]

THATS KINDA DOPE THO-

[@ajarofmayo6567]

@Sniffs Ahoy! Wtf you tripping

[@calebtimmons4458]

For the boys

[@whiteboah5820]

AYYY

[@idkdy5972]

I'm sad that he cut out "Karl: Dont make kum alone Carson: I usually do"

[@SamO-cn8rg]

That was where I died in the stream lmao

[@wixyy6759]

What minute was that?

[@edgartinoco9572]

@@wixyy6759 I haven’t watched the entire video yet, but on stream he and Karl are dead and since they’re semi transparent they make purple since it’s red+blue then Carson gets on a red wall in medbay and makes purple himself and then that interaction happens

[@N00b0super]

@Ace Studio2 You can report it for spam

[@thecodotmo9063]

@@edgartinoco9572 bro can someone send the exact time this occurred lmao

[@SpeedyRogue]

Since there aren't many comments saying if Carson is fine, his steam profile recently changed and some friends have stated that he is fine and staying with his parents for the time being. They also stated that he is working on a response and he's just waiting for the right time to come back. No he didn't kill himself.

[@blookss]

that's good. i feel like if he improves on himself enough and sincerely apologizes, there's a chance he can come back. it's good that he's waiting for the right time.

[@ghostil1432]

Omg ty- I was so worried that he did something bad to himself after all the hatred that was send towards him, it's for the best that he'll do a response video when he's stable, those things can ruin his career that he build for so long.. I hope he got a good response or he's at least honest in it

[@Messi_over_Fraudaldo5195]

Bro if this is real you just made my fucking YEAR

[@wolfynxe]

@@Messi_over_Fraudaldo5195 SAME OMG a wave of relief just washed over me

[@brokentoiletlamp3559]

thank god

[@Suurmees]

Memories of a simpler time.

[@that_rojas_doe98]

They called him plastic... plastic rapper 😔

[@Bobbies1]

@@that_rojas_doe98 Now they just call him paper

[@chadp9310]

@@that_rojas_doe98 bro idk why but the fuckin emoji made me say it in my head and I just cried.

[@SamMcPieVTOL]

Bro I don’t even care what people say CallMeCarson will go down as one of the funniest people on KZbin and Twitch. I don’t want to be like “he did nothing wrong” because I don’t think that, but I have a feeling he’ll come back.

[@Helicopter7]

100

[@sargebon6781]

Corpse: Wins the game after admitting he's the impostor. Carson: Wins the game after venting in front of everyone.

[@dantenagarjuna811]

“Ah, the negotiator”

[@irobbedbatman7823]

Finally a worth battle

[@SamsUndertale]

I do not like your profile picture

[@lok4578]

CARSON LOOKS LIKE DWIGHT ON EDIBLES

[@paradiche8925]

You made Jim look like a killer clown

[@Zykovthedunce]

YO ISNT THIS THE GUY WHO SANG JINGLE BELLS?!?!

[@lerhonlewis1267]

I'm sorry but I'll be using this comment for meself

[@fn0va]

it isn't

[@firstnamelastname5709]

Truuuuueeeeeee

[@sylviebird]

Wait you don't just watch him for his singing?

[@Zykovthedunce]

@Joshua EdwinRoehl enjoy 250 dislikes would have preferred a rickroll

[@notShifu]

Why does Pokemane make every interaction like a high school sleepover, it's fucking amogus proximity chat

[@gamu1651]

Gril

[@goldswaggamer4007]

female twitch streamer moment

[@PomadaGaming]

@@goldswaggamer4007 yup

[@kvotheparrish]

it’s not that deep

[@saccorhytus]

I swear most twitch streamers interacting with each other just sounds like high school drama most of the time

[@davidkozlowski6770]

I was there for that last stream... Watched the whole thing crying laughing at the time while he goofed around and messed with the other content creators. I don't think I'm alone when i say that there will never be a youtuber that i relate to more than Carson. The introverted extrovert persona combined with the silly and really specific references to memes really resonated with me. I find myself checking all of Carson's socials once a week hoping for that tweet or video saying he will be coming back. But i also realize that he would face an enormous challenge in doing so. But for me personally I could watch this man do anything and be entertained or at least pleased with the fact that he's trying to make your day better. Thank you Carson, love you

[@daderpybanana8499]

Lucky for us, he plans on coming back sometime in the future.

[@juljasmah]

hes coming back soon :)

[@sharktacos]

Agreed

[@titaniumguy1634]

Yep, I think he is coming back. I also think he knows that when he does, hate is gonna come and fly in

[@buhthebee]

The return of the King is upon us

[@gagne6928]

Why did carson act like that

[@cal1co_]

Why did carson act like that

[@asielromo3399]

Why did carson act like that

[@shirt4164]

Why did carson act like that

[@mynarco_yoyo]

Why did carson act like that

[@noah9373]

Why did carsøn act like that

[@roadkillmcgee9934]

I love how half the comedy is just like fucking with other people's recordings 😂😂😂😂

[@artwithlaur]

This has 1k likes yet is really low in the comment section?

[@jonathanbaker7066]

@@artwithlaur it also only has our two replies 🤔

[@nin2494]

Jonathan and Lauren are the only replies to a comment with a poster named RoadKillMcGee, unacceptable.

[@artwithlaur]

@@nin2494 completely agree with you Nin

[@HumanPersonYes]

not their recordings, their emotions

[@fineboi3175]

Carson went to get milk at the store, I’ve been waiting for him ever since

[@Brody839]

I hope he never comes back.

[@gonkdroidgaming6984]

I hope he comes back.

[@toowindy1177]

@@Brody839 I hope you never come back

[@Brody839]

@@toowindy1177 do you know what he did?

[@standardissue9029]

@@Brody839 Yeah, he was in a relationship with a 17 year old girl when he WAS 19. Like I understand it was a mistake and even the "victim" has come out and said that her story was an exaggeration. She was never "groomed," so how about you do some research and fuck off? Thank you very much.

[@garrettk.2257]

Maybe he and his old friends know something we don't, but the discord messages that were leaked had absolutely no evidence of grooming or manipulation by "using his fame." I genuinely don't understand where people who said that got it from.

[@JossaYT]

If any of them did they surely would of said so by now? But atm all we know is Carson talked to one 17 Year old girl at the age of 19, Which is legal in both of the states they lived in at the time, Sure, He may of used his power a bit to get his way with her, But I seriously doubt it from the messages and screenshots i've seen.. And this is no reason to call him a.. Well you know what.

[@schmoe2926]

@@JossaYT and the good thing is that the people that know the full story say hes fine now (for the most part)

[@deny.w7344]

@KineticShotgun people on twitter is stupid

[@ifan.stoddart]

literally NO ONE understood Carson's sense of humour other than Karl

[@peytonalexander5300]

I genuinely think Corpse is a Carson fan, he was just playing the straight man. He kept laughing in the background.

[@spencykings3182]

@@peytonalexander5300 yeah in the vod they interacted really well actually! he kept saying he was never getting invited back but imo he worked pretty well with just about everyone after a brief adjustment period

[@dolamido8414]

True

[@lihuenbaez6154]

poki prob did just from previous exposure. everyone else seemed to slowly catch on to carson's humour throughout the stream

[@noelic6744]

Yea, I don't really get it either. His humor is for a specific type of audience it seems.

[@macmajercik7525]

I feel like carson is progressively getting more confident in acting awkward with random youtube/streamer personas

[@kdr1235]

true, fuken character development irl bro

[@IrateWizrd]

I love how paradoxical it is

[@drinkwater5766]

@@IrateWizrd big word

[@ashikjaman1940]

@@IrateWizrd A true oxymoron

[@dustyfella]

@@ashikjaman1940 bro you just called him a moron lmao get own

[@a-sea-of-salad5040]

Carson’s last words on the internet were “9 MILLION IQ AMONG US PLAYS”

[@caelandgarcia]

maybe, hopefully not

[@novict]

nope

[@cyraniks2324]

And that was the tale of callmecarson.

[@Xirenx]

9MILLION IQ AMONG US PLAYS

[@frkaisr]

FUNNY STICKS

[@OnlyKent]

Or was it

[@princeCustos324]

Just close the book with out reading the last two page's for a happy ending

[@mambocarmo]

shit fucking hurts

[@holdene6855]

It’s funny how he can make himself intentionally cringy and then not care about how cringe he just sounded

[@thePr0crast1n80r]

He looks like he doesn't care, but secretly, he's dying inside

[@pokemon05100]

He finds it funny, he's struggling not to laugh.

[@youknowwhoitis.itsmyname4746]

My whole personality is shaped after him

[@on37vn94]

@@youknowwhoitis.itsmyname4746 that’s just fuckin sad man

[@iimaginewagons632]

holy shit man the second hand embarrassment

[@jakovponos1926]

For people who didn’t watch the stream he did the “this is my laugh” bit for like 30 minutes and it was like he was going crazy

[@atticcouch]

high energy streams with carson always end up to him going batshit then later questioning his existence

[@Sammy-jl6xo]

he did just about all of the bits for 30 minutes each and somehow it was still funny

[@sebastianvermitsky194]

Yeah he did Skype laughter chain whilst running through two doors for a good 5 minutes

[@grantdotjpg]

Link it

[@kdr1235]

that soiund like something he would do

[@cadeholcomb]

Okay, so… When I hear about a content creator being cancelled for something they had done, I usually don’t care in the slightest just because I don’t watch their content or even know who they are. I have watched Carson for years now. This is different for me. I’ve never had to take a side about one of my favorite KZbinrs… And I think I finally know what to say… Seeing what has happened to Carson, basically being crucified and forced into a hiatus, it really makes me realize how unforgiving the internet is in general, even if we aren’t talking about Carson. The internet will not hesitate to absolutely turn its back on something in a moments notice if someone did something they slightly disagree with… I think the reason why the internet so unbelievably indecisive about who and what they all stand for is because of the lack of face-to-face interaction. Sure, it’s super easy to say Carson’s a creep and should never show his face in public again when your a typing a comment/tweet possibly hundreds of miles away from the actual person. So, I feel like in situations like this, we need to display the same amount of respect we would if we were talking face to face with someone, in this case Carson. Even if you still feel like typing that comment saying, “She was only 17, get over it,” or ,”it’s still illegal, you’re on the wrong side,” I implore you, apply this skill of “acknowledging that there could be a second side to the story” to all your future internet interactions… With that being said, I am a huge advocate for forgiveness and being humble enough to give people second chances and seeing if they have tried at all to better themselves or even attempted to right their wrongs… Carson’s coming back. Everyone just wait and see what happens. If he comes back and everything’s good, chill out. Even if you don’t like him anymore for what he did, you don’t have to watch his content. Unsubscribe. That’s totally your choice… If he comes back and he’s arrogant and full of himself, all of these events are a great exercise in the whole, “forgive and forget,” phrase… I guess that’s all I have to say… Thanks

[@cadeholcomb]

@ProofOnMyChannel CarsonIsAPredator you are totally entitled to that opinion, as I am to mine.

[@sk0b]

HEY BRO THIS COMMENT AGED WELL LOL

[@cadeholcomb]

@@sk0b I’m excited to see how he operates going forward…

[@edwon1]

@@cadeholcomb 🌋

[@fart4453]

Carson was a teenager who messed up the age gap is normal and the girls were already over 18 when they came out about it

[@mamse5768]

at this point I don't care about the controversy I just want Carson back. it would always make my day when I saw that he posted a new video

[@JB-qg3iw]

yeah, it was 17 and 19 Who cares I just want him back

[@Trillex-kk1yp]

Bruh she could be 4 idgaf (joke)

[@Trillex-kk1yp]

Come back carson we're going insane 😵

[@lucaspratt4770]

Carson is just like a walking shit post generator when he's playing with those peeps

[@No-ep2oy]

He he

[@palmtrees312]

Ha ha

[@drinkwater5766]

He he he

[@lucaspratt4770]

He he he he

[@neocricket9300]

he he he he he

[@thebrinkster5032]

So glad Carson’s taking out the trash, talk about responsible! Edit: Well damn

[@thecyberer2468]

And he does it without even being asked to, too! I’m so proud of him and the nice young man he’s becoming.

[@andrive]

lmao I like this

[@idledogtunes]

Such a gentleman!

[@camrowe9882]

hey. i know that guy

[@camrowe9882]

haromf

[@SilverSerpentDrummer55]

Poki: now that we are alone, tell Mel out your feelings Carson: I jUsT SeNT yOu aN 8 bALl rEquESt

[@God-yk9ik]

It feels a lot longer than 3 months

[@bingozonk3143]

Glory to the sneedclave

[@far2747]

*3 months ago*

[@ApokR]

@@far2747 1 week ago

[@ThisBoiDraws]

@@ApokR 14 hours ago

[@ApokR]

@@ThisBoiDraws 3 hours ago

[@snipasean7069]

Carson: “Plastic Rapper” straight bars

[@No-ep2oy]

Bar’s

[@shakesmystump]

he's spittin bars. candy bars. inside them plastic rappers

[@Khora]

TAKIN OUT THE TRASHHHHH

[@Sod_and_Happi]

BRO HES TAKIN OUT THE TRASHHHH

[@killermetalwolf2843]

How did you know he was straight

[@bruhmoment2403]

Against all odds, the cool kids at school let Carson sit at their lunch table

[@wesleychristiansen6271]

but then carson had to go attend lunch club

[@morepumpmoredump6808]

no carson lets all the cool kids sit at his table

[@ston3ac3]

So nice to see the cool kids accept someone such as Carson

[@kungolaf4499]

To be honest, they are all goofs too. So it is more like the school band kid/nerd club letting a super akward social outcast into their group.

[@bruhmoment2403]

@@KingOfFrye lol

[@bemusedlist9242]

Has everyone anonymously understood that Twitter is annoying and this guy did a very minor slip up I want him back making vids even without the lunch club

[@flooxydoox]

Indeed

[@buhthebee]

Truly

[@KazeelBaYz]

That pun though lol

[@pantommy]

his friends dumped him, I bet Carson didn't even feel bad about being sexual with the 17 year old since it was a complete nothing-burger, he was more affected by everyone randomly and unfairly hating him and all of his friends just leaving him for DEAD. I'm still waiting for his redemption, though it seems less and less people care about incidents like these. They destroy a person without even giving them a chance, and then they leave them to rot. It's clear Carson may never reach the same heights as before, only because of his idiotic crusade against something that really had no basis to being with. The internets burns, and it's targets are left to mend themselves. Still, I appreciate the content he still puts out and I hope he's gotten over the whole "friends dumping him" thing..

[@notme8652]

Fr like 17 is basically the new 18🤤

[@Username-jx2ij]

Imagine going down and the last thing you say is "They call me a rapper. Plastic wrapper!"

[@caelandgarcia]

atleast it was funny

[@Thegamingguitarist1888]

Carson’s ability to laugh at his own jokes makes the jokes 100 times better.

[@AxxLAfriku]

I am the cool kid from Germany making videos for the USA and the rest of the world. I will make your day so don't say nay to my videos today, dear lord

[@yomshmoney3156]

@@AxxLAfriku I don't care at all

[@mitspuk2332]

@@AxxLAfriku i care

[@nyx0781]

@@AxxLAfriku What?

[@ineffable691]

He’s the unfunny one

[@insanityle1374]

Carson and Karl’s relationship is like a fresh cup of apple juice in this setting

[@zoerose5320]

I think u mean slime cup

[@random_9082]

Kum

[@Zachariaz]

apple juice. disgusting it is.

[@justbryn7694]

Yh

[@skidderspanda2410]

it spells kum man

[@1080pAudio]

good to know his last video isn't gonna be fucking among us now.

[@Case2_0]

*makes new channel to spite you*

[@Rguhbuh]

Nou

[@BoonJim1]

I wanna see Carson again... Edit: POG HES BACK BABYYY WOOOO🎉🎉🎉

[@DaviJoseDepizzol]

Me too

[@PhoenixAce]

Me three

[@darknessovertaker553]

Me four

[@hoofyfoots214]

me five

[@nathananderson3567]

Me six

[@thegreenapplesflyonsomeday5693]

I just imagined josh with proximity chat with that way he can talk about something for 30 minutes You walk past as you hear "I want a girlfriend so bad"

[@pammy7120]

Walks past again 10 seconds later to hear “the burger king franchise...”

[@zeberiko]

But... Maaaaan i want a girlfriend so bad

[@isplat927]

@@pammy7120 another 10 seconds and you hear "The stock market has crashed"

[@awfulusername1465]

@@isplat927 10 seconds later. The first rocky movie is...

[@screamintothevoid5336]

@@awfulusername1465 walks past 10 more seconds later "how can I find these ethereal beings"

[@wess62373]

"I'm a drama guy" -Carson (1 week ago)

[@thezambianprince3893]

Indeed. Thanks @man luck good n great year

[@yuhyuh5012]

@wessel deelen this didn't age qell

[@michaelking1188]

I can't tell if the quote aged like milk or fine wine

[@crockoclock]

Yikes moment

[@FroggyMushroom]

After what just happened a few hours ago damn he’s def a P3p0. He looks just like one what a creep.

[@jefete1058]

He just tweeted, I'm so happy he's coming back.

[@scwibbl9676]

yo what!?!!?!!1

[@WasThatOneDude]

Pog :D :happy pepe:

[@sharpstealz858]

I miss him so much

[@Noobprokermit]

WAIT WHAT? What was the tweet?

[@jefete1058]

@@Noobprokermit he said “just give me more time 👍”

[@charredskies]

Bro I had a dream last night that Carson came back and it was awesome. He tweeted: "Oh look a video, that's really neat!" And his new vid was him starting a modded Minecraft play-through with Jawsh. It was wonderful. People stopped shitting on him so much, and he was welcomed back with open arms, as he suffered way more at the hands of Twitter than he should have. Man I miss him... I really wish people didn't criticize him so much for something that wasn't extremely bad. He could've gotten a chance to better himself, or I mean, not much because maybe he was really just looking for a relationship after the past months, and just because he's someone in the public eye, received way more backlash than if it was someone who wasn't famous. People crushed him before he could really come out and try to ease the situation, and with his history of depression and most likely present state of depression, this was the nail in the coffin for his mental health. Carson, if you're reading this, just know that I, along with I hope others, will always support you no matter what. I don't care what happens, but you're not a bad person. I have watched you since your red hoodie pfp days, and will continue to do so. I hope you're doing well. Much love :)

[@LaFlaneuse0]

Very touching

[@luciusisdead]

this comment is so wholesome aww

[@cloud-tu2fc]

I had two seizures trying to read that

[@tavozo4208]

same

[@TheUltimateRare]

I always thought he was a possible creep so what would change? He would still be seen the same way in my eyes :D

[@LPOband]

“You’re intentionally awkward right?” “....... Yes!”

[@Lushlyyy]

He clearly likes it!

[@cotton8000]

He clearly likes it!

[@GhostStealth590]

He clearly likes it!

[@masayuki2454]

He clearly likes it!

[@mikez1328]

He clearly likes it!

[@galiad_exe7148]

Pokimane: Do you want to say any feelings that you didn’t want to say? Carson: I sent you an 8Ball request

[@mrbruh9020]

@@silveraxe301 stfu

[@34alexray]

2 months ago? this feels like at least 6 months ago, damn still so recent

[@supersonicstrat]

And still so stupid, I hate this

[@spiderbiter6162]

now its been 6 months and feels like at least 14.

[@34alexray]

@@spiderbiter6162 feels like a year ago for real hope he's getting better

[@bromicorn]

Now it's 6 months ago

[@juljasmah]

@@34alexray same he says he'll return soon but ill wait until 2022 if I have to

[@notgoingtokillyou_]

I’m actually just pissed off at how genuinely happy Carson has made me over the years. This stream had me laughing for hours straight and now he’s just gone. Sometimes I hope that he comes back but he probably never will. It’s clear that he’s hurt a lot of people after what he did. But it also hurts that he’s gone

[@hobohamster1808]

Was there other people other than the 2 year age gap thing?

[@alboob7859]

I honestly dont get how it could hurt people, a relationship between two teenagers is a normal thing.

[@notgoingtokillyou_]

@@hobohamster1808 ​ The problem was never really the age gap but the power dynamic of fan and creator. Not only that but he betrayed the trust of the people who stuck around and tried to help him though the situation. Schlatt, Jawsh, Connor were especially hurt after hearing the news that Carson had continued his behavior even after their help. Noah also felt extremely betrayed, as he had personally told Carson about having been the victim of grooming when he was younger. That's really what pushed Noah and the others to make the situation public.

[@owyemen9367]

@@notgoingtokillyou_ none of this is proven except noah

[@hobohamster1808]

@@notgoingtokillyou_ I won't argue much but maybe I missed something? All the evidence I saw looked mutual even to the point she was egging him on morr

[@aw2m]

Damn, even after he made the christmas songs, he’s kickin’ it at the beginning!

[@toadmilk956]

@@Okay1 not ok

[@xxsusmasterxx5491]

@@Okay1 not ok stupid

[@realhumbug]

Fun Fact: He actually streamed this before the Christmas songs were recorded.

[@xxsusmasterxx5491]

@@Okay1 NOT OK:no

[@xxsusmasterxx5491]

@@toadmilk956 yee not ok

[@calebsewell3271]

imagine your house is haunted by a ghost but its just Carson rambling about 5g waves and getting abducted by aliens

[@drmayday0015]

He doesn't have ectoplasm, ha has a Slime cup.

[@Succulent_Peaches]

I want that ghost we’re gonna figure out who really killed Kennedy together

[@fivecentlivin-_-6796]

Ain’t nothing wrong with that.

[@TheHolyBoink]

I would die of laughter.

[@andrewmonster9985]

Its been nearly half a year never released how empty life would be without carson please comeback at this point i dont even care

[@elijah_is_my_name]

Actually true :’(

[@the-jar]

He’s coming back soon check Twitter

[@jamesambrosini2860]

We're still watching. Even though you've been gone for a while, we're still watching.

[@jamesambrosini2860]

@ProofOnMyChannel CarsonIsAPredator then how did you see this comment?

[@thatguy8699]

hes back!!!!!

[@conormeehan.]

@ProofOnMyChannel CarsonIsAPedalfile you’re literally on the video lol

[@nolankenny1562]

The way he interacts with other crewmates is just full of the exaggerated swagger of a carson

[@sequentially8083]

The exaggerated swagger of a band kid

[@RCBackstaber]

The exaggerated swagger of a nice fella

[@owyemen9367]

Dont you dare say it

[@funnyyellowdog9669]

Whenever carson plays with offlinetv people its just him shitposting and its so funny

[@No-ep2oy]

Chad

[@TheHolyBoink]

I think Carson is funny.

[@PerhapsRq]

@@TheHolyBoink you should change that comment based off of current events

[@TheHolyBoink]

@@PerhapsRq Thank you for reminding me of this comment.

[@squishysquidward2507]

@@PerhapsRq I came here to argue, so argue I shall do. Tell me: what is YOU'RE grief with Carson's actions regarding the underage girls?

[@py1ano177]

“Do you do the voice when no ones around” 💀💀💀😭

[@nk2SS]

Happy Birthday! We Miss You. Fuck the drama.

[@Trillex-kk1yp]

yes

[@xanderpohl8843]

I like how Carson calls them famous people as if he himself isn’t also famous Edit: this comment was made before accusations and such and also holy crap so many likes

[@ashikjaman1940]

Impostor syndrome babyyyy

[@terribleplayerWT]

I like it, he has that small yter vibe

[@jangoravioli]

He doesn’t want to be famous tho

[@emanuelsamuel5567]

Who is Carson?

[@lolypopytasty8387]

@@emanuelsamuel5567 he’s a guy corpse plays with

[@krissyplant]

“You ever counted to ten?” “Yeah” “What comes after 8?” “After eight?...Nine?”

[@cookie7993]

Yes, that is what they said.

[@abdullahghaffar5194]

That is true. That did happen. You're telling the truth, that is correct.

[@vantave9946]

SO TRUE!

[@atssuii]

Dude what the fuck as soon as I started reading this comment the clip where this is from played

[@ImTheReverse]

This is literally, basically, figuratively, anatomically and scientifically accurate.

[@Claire.blain.]

only a little more time left...

[@ThisBoiDraws]

One day at a time.

[@Reverse_Goat]

A bit more but yes very soon

[@An0ma1y2]

The shit he did is first off nothing compared to what EDP did and not anywhere as bad as the shit these other content creators have done and I just want the king to come back and bring back great content. Love this man and will always be a fan and what he did wasn’t even that bad and people need to realize that.

[@kenesys8713]

Agreed id sever my foot to bring Carson back

[@An0ma1y2]

@@kenesys8713 I just hope he realizes a large amount of his fan base is still very loyal to him and wants him back

[@mountaindrew2241]

@@kenesys8713 I believe he posted a story to his Instagram accidentally, and it was his cat playing with a toy. He seemed happy, I think he might be coming back and if not at least he’s in a better state mentally

[@kenesys8713]

@@mountaindrew2241 more recently he accidentally tweeted. I heard he made a joke and i cant remember what the joke was but I do remember it was funny. So at least he still has his humor

[@kilnareth7970]

​@@kenesys8713 I just saw a i picture of biden on his tweet with the text "hmmmm" or something along those lines. Shit had me laughing. Then deleted it and told everybody to go along their days, and then also deleted that tweet, before the drama youtubers began hounding upon carson. Man's a King.

[@drewscoop7592]

If you watch the VOD you can watch him slowly unravel mentally and weird out everyone he's playing with and then blame it on his hunger

[@nade7242]

ye lol

[@GhostStealth590]

I wish ya left in the part where you're talking to Corpse then randomly went down to Rae to ask how you were awkward. The comedic timing was perfect.

[@charlotte-ei8el]

do you have a time stamp for the stream?

[@cookie7993]

Okay

[@kenesys8713]

3:41 he cracked himself up with a dumb joke, it makes me happy

[@ecciq]

Man's career died because of a 2 year gap

[@dumpsterpsycho2894]

Honestly it’s really stupid, a two year gap isn’t really that bad in my opinion. 3 years is iffy but not 2 when it’s 17 and 19

[@drakejefferson449]

@max doughty yeah it's kind of hard to call it and grooming when he wasn't isolating her from her family it was literally a consensual relationship Jesus Christ people calm down

[@drakejefferson449]

@M D exactly people who say that there was a power Dynamic and abuse-of-power are basically saying that celebrities can't date normal people it's bullshit I don't care how long Carson is gone for I just hope he's letting an happy life and for the better too

[@cheeseballz274]

"and I'm never getting invited back" well

[@loanswashere.]

His like that imaginary friend after you caught him cheating with your girlfriend before disappearing and got your gf pregnant

[@squishysquidward2507]

@@loanswashere. Oh, is THAT what it's like?

[@applesfromthegroundsir3009]

I was thinking the same thing

[@rocketman9838]

@@loanswashere. wtf kinda analogy is that

[@loanswashere.]

@@rocketman9838 idk Better than nothing tho

[@spencermortensen334]

Poki:”want to tell me how you really feel?” Carson: “I just sent you an 8 ball request.” S M O O T H

[@jefete1058]

Can anyone agree with me that poki and valk need to shut up

[@penguinscananimateanimate6385]

I mean bro you ain’t wrong

[@mmmawia]

All I can say is this man got me through a lot of rough times. He used to make me laugh when I was crying, and when I heard the allegations the first time.. needless to say I miss him. I just hope he’s ok. I just want him to be ok.

[@thedenseone6443]

Good news lad, he's with his family and they're helping him through all this bullshit. He's also messing with people on the new subreddit by changing his Steam name to random shit lmao

[@owyemen9367]

@@thedenseone6443 :D

[@thedenseone6443]

@@owyemen9367 #FartUp lmao

[@mmmawia]

@@thedenseone6443 I came back to this video after he came back. Thank you for giving me hope as well :)

[@spoonaddict8805]

What are you doing here? The 20th century comedy museum is closed! You need to leave before Twitter notices.

[@clough91]

Carson: *says anything* Anything that has a pulse: "that didn't age well"

[@CommentBlewUp]

Anything that has a with a pulse

[@clough91]

@@CommentBlewUp my bad nigga man

[@faitdetreseul9767]

@@CertifiedRealQ you got a point. Death to Ignorance!

[@awfulknight3344]

@@clough91 umm.....

[@Fart8086]

That didn't age well

[@chaddangersexhaver98]

Imagine if corpse husband looked just like carson with black hair, that'd be funny i think

[@bentrigowhite]

thank you monarch

[@ImTheReverse]

That would be anatomically hilarious.

[@ashikjaman1940]

Then we'd need to find Ginger Carson

[@plorby]

@@ashikjaman1940 ed

[@sicklad9798]

I think

[@squidwardtenisballs]

Can I point out that James Charles did someone exactly like what carson did and no one cared at all

[@marsbluetang]

what did james charles did? , please I need an argument to defend carson.

[@friedmoose]

in fact james charles did worse than carson, all people care about is if it fits their agenda and i hate how carson was victim of this and he wasn’t

[@weewodon]

but it was actually wayyyy worse

[@RedRosemary]

James Charles was older then Carson. James Charles actually tried to get a child to leave his parents and come to his house.

[@Thek1dfromyesterday]

People do care about what James did

[@Scorch-Flame]

THANK GOD!! Hes back!

[@angrycatsarebad]

I will REFUSE for that to be the last video on this channel...

[@gogway9957]

Hell come back if and when he wants too hes doing therapy

[@TheUltimateRare]

just like CreepyProduce. at least we WANT this guy back. Creepy? Eh... half and half... his videos themselves are great but the guy.... eeehhh..

[@juljasmah]

@@TheUltimateRare and if thats creepy, then half of the seniors at my school are "creepy"

[@________ivn7139]

@@Not_silv I'll do it for him I got it! I got it! I got it! Dinghy ahoy. Dinghy off the port bow. - Dinghy off the port bow! - Dinghy off the port bow! Dinghy off the port bow. - Captain, dinghy off the... - Dinghy. I got it! I got it. Where is it? It's right here, captain. I never thought I'd see it with me own eye. Tickets to The SpongeBob Movie! Who lives in a pineapple Under the sea? Absorbent and yellow And porous is he SpongeBob SquarePants If nautical nonsense Be something you wish SpongeBob SquarePants Then drop on the deck And flop like a fish SpongeBob SquarePants SpongeBob SquarePants SpongeBob SquarePants SpongeBob SquarePants SpongeBob SquarePants SpongeBob SquarePants SpongeBob SquarePants SpongeBob SquarePants SpongeBob SquarePants SpongeBob SquarePants The sea. So mysterious, so beautiful. So... ...wet. Our story begins in Bikini Bottom's popular undersea eatery The Krusty Krab restaurant, where... - Back up. Back up. - Hey. Wait a minute. - What is happening? - Please, settle down. We've got a situation in there I'd rather not discuss till me manager gets here. Look, there he is. Talk to me, Krabs. It started out as a simple order: A Krabby Patty with cheese. When the customer took a bite, no cheese! Get ahold of yourself, Eugene. I'm going in. Take it easy, friend. I'm the manager of this establishment. Everything's gonna be just fine. - I'm really scared here, man. - You got a name? - Phil. - You got a family, Phil? Come on, Phil, stay with me. Let's hear about that family. I got a wife and two beautiful children. That's what it's all about. I want you to do me a favor, Phil. What? Say cheese. Order up. Three cheers for the manager! Hip! Hip! Hip! Hip! Hip! Hip! Hooray! Gary, I had that dream again. And it's finally gonna come true. Today. Sorry about this, calendar. Because today is the grand-opening ceremony for The Krusty Krab where Mr. Krabs will announce the new manager. Who's it gonna be, Gary? Well, let's ask my wall of consecutive employee-of-the-month awards. SpongeBob SquarePants. I'm ready. Promotion. Cleanliness is next to manager-liness. I'm ready. Promotion. I'm ready. Promotion. SpongeBob! What are you doing in here? I have to tell you something, Squidward. Whatever it is, can't it wait until we get to work? - There's no shower at work. - What do you want? I just wanted to say I'll be thanking you in my managerial acceptance speech today. Get out! Okay. I'll see you at the ceremony. That sounds like the manager of the new Krusty Krab . Oops. Hold on. - Congratulations, buddy. - Oh, thanks, Patrick. And tonight, after my big promotion, we're gonna party till we're purple. I love being purple! We're going to the place where all the action is. - You don't mean...? - Oh, I mean. Goofy Goober's Ice Cream Party Boat! Oh, I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah You're a Goofy Goober, yeah We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah Goofy, goofy, goober, goober, yeah I'd better get going. I'm ready. Promotion. I'm ready. Promotion. Good luck, SpongeBob. Hey, look for me at the ceremony. I got a little surprise for you. I'm a Goofy Goober Yeah Hello, Bikini Bottom! Perch Perkins here, coming to you live from in front of The Krusty Krab restaurant, for years the only place to get a delicious and mouthwatering Krabby Patty. Until today, that is. That's right, folks. Longtime owner Mr. Krabs is opening a new restaurant called The Krusty Krab . First of all, congratulations, Mr. Krabs. Hello. I like money. What inspired you to build a second Krusty Krab right next door to the original? Money. Curses! It's not fair. Krabs is being interviewed by Perch Perkins, and I've never even had one customer! Don't get worked up again, Plankton, I just mopped the floors. Oh, Karen, my computer wife, if only I could have managed to steal the secret to Krabs' success, the formula for the Krabby Patty. Then people would line up to eat at my restaurant. Lord knows I've tried. I've exhausted every evil plan in my filing cabinet... ...from A to Y. - A to Y? Yeah, A to Y. You know, the alphabet. What about Z? - Z? - Z. The letter after Y. W, X, Y, Z. Plan Z! - Here it is, just like you said. - Oh, boy. It's evil. It's diabolical. It's lemon-scented. This Plan Z can't possibly fail! So enjoy today, Mr. Krabs, because by tomorrow, I'll have the formula. Then everyone will eat at the Chum Bucket, and I will rule the world! All hail Plankton. All hail Plank...! I'm ready. Promotion. I'm ready. Promotion. I think I stepped in something. Not in something, on someone, you twit. Sorry, Plankton. Are you on your way to the grand-opening ceremony? No, I am not on my way over to the grand-opening ceremony. I'm busy planning to rule the world! Well, good luck with that. I'm ready. Promotion. I'm ready. Promotion. Stupid kid. Welcome. Welcome, everyone, to the grand opening of The Krusty Krab . - We paid $ for this? - I paid . Now, before we begin with the ribbon-cutting, I'd like to announce the name of our new manager. Yay! Yeah! Yeah! Now we're talking! Yeah! Yes. Well, anyway... The new manager is a loyal, hard-working employee. Yes. The obvious choice for the job. He's right. A name you all know. It starts with an S. - That's me. - Please welcome our new manager... ...Squidward Tentacles. Yes! Yeah! Oh, better luck next time, buddy. Yeah! All right! People of Bikini Bottom, as the manager of... SpongeBob. Hold the phone, folks, I'm getting an important news flash from Mr. Krabs. Go ahead, Mr. K. I'm making a complete what of myself? The most embarrassing thing you've ever seen? And now it's worse because I'm repeating everything you say into the microphone? Oh, for crying out loud, SpongeBob, you didn't get the job. - What? - You did not get the job. But... But why? SpongeBob, you're a great fry cook, but I gave the job to Squidward because being manager is a big responsibility. Well, let's face it, he's more... ...mature than you. - I'm not... ...mature? Lad, I mean this in the nicest of ways, but there's a word for what you are, and that word is... Now, let's see... - Dork? - No, wait, that's not right. Not a dork. - A goofball? - Closer, but no, no, no. - A ding-a-ling. - Wing nut. A Knucklehead McSpazatron. Okay, that's enough. Look, what I'm trying to say is, you're just a kid. And to be a manager, you have to be a man. Otherwise they'd call it "kid-ager. " You understand-ager? I mean, you understand? I guess so, Mr. Krabs. SpongeBob? I'm ready. Depression. I'm ready. Depression. Poor kid. Hooray for SpongeBob! Hooray for SpongeBob! Let's hear it for SpongeBob! Hello? Where'd everybody go? Did I miss something? Did you see my butt? Later that evening... Time to put Plan Z into effect. Starting at the undersea castle of King Neptune. Oh, right. The royal court is now in session. Bring the prisoner forward. So you have confessed to the crime of touching the king's crown. - Yes, but... - But what? But it's my job, Your Highness. I'm the royal crown polisher. Well, then I guess I can't execute you. - Twenty years in the dungeon it is. - Daddy. You're free to go. Bless you, Princess Mindy. Mindy, how dare you defy me. Why do you have to be so mean? I am the king. I must enforce the laws of the sea. Father, I wish you'd try a little love and compassion instead of these harsh punishments. That would be nice. Squire, clear the room. I wish to speak to my daughter alone. What is this, Mindy? - Your crown? - And what does this crown do? - Covers your bald spot. - It's not bald, it's thinning. This crown does much more than cover a slightly receding hairline. No, this crown entitles the one who wears it to be in charge of the sea. One day, you will wear this crown. I'm gonna be bald? Thinning! Anyway, the point is, you won't wear it until you learn how to rule with an iron fist. Like your father. Dad, your "crown"... What the...? My crown! Someone has stolen the royal crown! I got it. I got it. Hey, all you Goobers, it's time to say howdy to your favorite undersea peanut, Goofy Goober. Howdy, Goofy Goober! Hey, fellow Goofy Goobers. Time to sing. Oh, I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah You're a Goofy Goober, yeah We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah Goofy, goofy, goober, goober, yeah All right. Get it together, old boy. I know. I'll just stop thinking about it. Hey, you know, I actually feel a little better. I don't even remember why I was sad. Hey, it's the new Krusty Krab manager. Wow, the pressure's already setting in. No, Pat, you don't understand. I didn't get the promotion. What? Why? Mr. Krabs thinks I'm a kid. - What? That's insane. - I know. Well, saying you're a kid, it's like saying I'm a kid. - Here's your Goober Meal, sir. - I'm supposed to get a toy with this. Thanks. I'm gonna head home, Pat. The celebration's off. - Are you sure? - Yeah. I'm not in a Goober mood. Okay, see you. And here's your Triple Gooberberry Sunrise, sir. Triple Gooberberry Sunrise, huh? I guess I could use one of those. Now you're talking. Hey, waiter, we need another one over here. There you go. Boy, Pat, that hit the spot. - I'm feeling better already. - Yeah. Waiter, let's get another round over here. Oh, Mr. Waiter. Two more, please. Waiter. Oh, waiter. Waiter. Waiter. - Waiter! - Why do I always get the nuts? All right, folks, this one goes out to my two bestest friends in the whole world: Patrick and this big peanut guy. It's a little ditty called... ..."Waiter!" Hey. Hey, get up. Hey, come on, buddy. I wanna go home. Come on, pal. Oh, my head. Listen to me. It's in the morning. Go scrape up your friend and get going. My friend? Patrick. Hey, what's up, buddy? Wait, you said : . I'm late for work. Mr. Krabs is gonna be...

[@aidsenoby1882]

The look of disgust when he was called a staightie is so funny

[@kielba987]

timestamp please?

[@lassealbert6834]

@@kielba987 10:59

[@Just_Some_Jam]

@@kielba987 near 11 minutes

[@AFrickingCasual]

When Corpse speaks really fast, he sounds like a Mongolian throat singer.

[@justsomeyoutubecommentorwi4378]

You're right

[@silentmaggot3696]

Yeah when corpse speaks really fast, I can't tell what the fuck he's saying I'm sure he's a cool guy but his voice really sucks

[@ponponpatapon9670]

it sounds like thanos rap

[@silentmaggot3696]

@@magaria7179 Why do you ask?

[@arnoldswaggerson6938]

@@magaria7179 OOPS YOU PREDICTED CMC

[@nectavelo1306]

my man didnt do notin wrong, fuckin twitter ruins it for everyone

[@tylerlong1210]

He’s back The King Has Returned

[@360jeezyhater]

LET'S GOO

[@sac3152]

when?

[@tylerlong1210]

@@sac3152 he’s doing a stream on September 1st on his twitch. He announced it on his main channel where he made a video explaining everything and you may want to check it out

[@gabr1elawesome]

"You do it intentionally, right?" "**hesitates** yes!"

[@spencerjasinover6403]

“I just sent you an 8-Ball request” LMAOOOO

[@barbamew444]

Carson's a chad

[@cookie7993]

He did say that. Thanks for.... saying it again

[@scanbbb]

Timestamp?

[@silveraxe301]

Eat your Cerealkzbin.info/www/bejne/rV7EeX6dmamaicU

[@imanidiotforreplyingbut7465]

Crazy double standard after this James Charles situation

[@BigCheeseIsReal]

way bigger age gap and hes fine?!?!

[@caelandgarcia]

“i want to be bred and breeded” -carson king

[@somedude4481]

Poki: Carson can we talk about your feelings? Carson: I just sent you an 8ball request. Basically what I’d do to avoid talking about it

[@shmodog]

Can we get “Taking out the trash” merch?

[@viralvegetable2411]

Yes please!

[@chipsanddip593]

We'll clearly like it!!

[@realomniman]

Remember me for this, cause I am predicting that he will return for 1.18, when the real cave update comes out.

[@baronn1504]

Tough chance man, I think he’s done with KZbin. He retired a multi-millionaire so I guess there’s no issue

[@realomniman]

@@baronn1504 you could be right tbh, just hoping for a comeback

[@tsuyuasuibutwithagun8650]

Hey Carson so when's the comeback? I believe now that everything has cleared up you might as well. I truly believe that you are one of the modern day classics of youtube and we cannot live another day without a king. I think I can speak on behalf of the entire community when I say we miss your stupid jokes and shit. Hope you are ok, see ya in the vid buckaroo.

[@hi-ry5co]

soon

[@brad3262]

soon

[@sewerratt4676]

soon

[@aomspencilbeanie]

Eventually

[@680_riot_shield7]

Soon

[@johnvermilion4470]

His last words ever on KZbin were 9 million iq among us plays

[@Daxdozier1]

Nice

[@jasonshields515]

So is he still on Twitch ? . Do you know what the deal is ?

[@stevettebobbie1314]

An absolute meme legend to the end

[@10dollartaco61]

@@jasonshields515 He got canceled for being in a relationship with an 17 year old when he was 19. He has been completely silent since then so a return is unfortunately unlikely.

[@jasonshields515]

@@10dollartaco61 Wtf ? 17 and 19 is not a big deal . That’s a senior hooking up with a sophomore basically 🤷‍♂️

[@skiball8112]

Poki: so carson, wanna tell me about your feelings that you didn't want to talk about to anyone else? Carson: I sent you an 8ball request

[@purple_lt658]

Most relatable bit ever

[@abdaice1760]

THE KING IS RETURNING SPREAD THE WORD

[@enricopucci3954]

But how?

[@enricopucci3954]

@Ceon shit I was doing it like aids

[@BiOS_F2]

He'll come back... Right?

[@kenesys8713]

If I have to, I'll start a career revolving around him to bring him back

[@BiOS_F2]

@@kenesys8713 same

[@mercedeskenzzz]

never would i ever think i'd hear "hey straighties" said by bretman rock in a callmecarson video

[@No-ep2oy]

He ej

[@palmtrees312]

Ha af

[@sleepdeprived8408]

Ho ma

[@ashikjaman1940]

A magical moment

[@gabrielhicks8043]

@@StrawHatChad that would not be very funny to be honest

[@ImBobruss]

The fact people were trying to cancel him while he was streaming makes this even funnier to me Edit: Well uh, this didn’t really age too well huh.

[@jonno9412]

Huh?

[@walo351]

Timestamp ?

[@JayWalk_Official]

What were they trying to cancel him for this time?

[@slothman5399]

@@JayWalk_Official wasnt it because of a joke he made in 2017

[@JayWalk_Official]

@@slothman5399 wait, they're still trying to cancel him over that? I thought they gave up like 2 or 3 months ago!

[@pizzatime7433]

I hope he uploads more videos to this channel in the future

[@ItsDarkHUD]

hes back bro

[@imacaht]

For anyone wondering hes spending time with is family, his editor said this in a deleted tweet

[@chadp9310]

I'm glad he is, I feel bad for him. The shit he got, anyone else wouldn't have been even criticized

[@demisagoat]

@@chadp9310 pedophiles are “””criticized””” and rightfully arrested everyday

[@jackkings]

@@demisagoat yes

[@gamingmoyai3950]

@@demisagoat so every highschool senior is a pedophile? Aight then I’ll go get the prison bus then.

[@drakejefferson449]

@@demisagoat bruh he isn't a pedo or a groomer :/

[@ZValenT]

I love how everyone absolutely hated Carson's Alex Jones character. "The aliens were gay, nothing wrong with that"

[@anameorsomething894]

Nothing wrong with that

[@24601st]

why did they vote him off when he clearly said "nothing wrong with that"??? does this lobby think there IS something wrong with that? thats sus as hell bro

[@OOStev]

Ewan ET I feel so informed, how nice. Did you also know he takes out the trash?

[@JuggerBoyNL]

carson seems like that one kid that would talk to himself and then laugh about a part he said and then proceeds to tell that part to everyone he comes across

[@Flash4ML]

But in a way that makes everyone like him anyway

[@zachsmith3]

19:36 i love how fast this bit comes and goes

[@arjunlagoon2015]

Pyro was a 4 year gap Carson was a 2 year gap What’s next? 17 and 18?

[@frankcastle1862]

Nah 17.999999999999999999 And 18

[@SackSquid]

one second before 18 and 18

[@owyemen9367]

Better question: who's next

[@haydn4433]

pyro deserved it though, he said some really gross shit to that kid

[@haydn4433]

@IACCM i respect your opinion

[@iamsam6111]

Guys. He’s takin’ out the trash

[@FriesenGetsNoSleep]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

[@agency2112]

“9,000,000 IQ Among Us Plays!” And then. He vanished.

[@krptpine9734]

He was the real imposter

[@brobunni]

This is depressing now

[@erfegxD]

gone reduced to atoms

[@xavierfrmpr]

How is callmecarson in jail before miniladd

[@agency2112]

@Discord Shit ah so nobody can say or write those words because somebody else did it first? makes total sense

[@skuss35]

man I cnat wait for his return

[@eomermartinez7916]

Wait when?

[@user-oi2ig7qw5m]

@@eomermartinez7916 soon

[@eomermartinez7916]

@@user-oi2ig7qw5m did he say a date or he just said soon????

[@skuss35]

@@eomermartinez7916 he said “gimme a bit more time 👍” so that implies he will return soon

[@MonkeyFartD00]

Damn this hurts. The world turned cold after Twitter cancelled him. We need him. And his new cat

[@MonkeyFartD00]

@Ceon ikr I can’t wait for him to come back

[@youarenotmadenough655]

POV: Carson is being possessed by Alex Jones

[@blakenewall]

THE GAY ALIENS

[@blakeerenhouse943]

@@blakenewall the Gayliens if you will

[@disparatebroom7705]

Xenogays if you feel so inclined

[@GriffinWilkins]

"9,000,000 IQ Among Us plays!" was the last thing CallMeCarson ever said on KZbin.

[@Heleantoomuch]

Shut up

[@Kyorex5067]

shut up

[@kielba987]

Shut up

[@hqplc9844]

Shut up

[@gabrielkisner2947]

Up shut

[@lukematic1288]

Carson you can’t let your last video be fucking amongus

[@ethanlagrange]

Come back we miss you