Testing how far you can drop your X Rank in just 2 hours

[@slimeblue4873]

I remember in splatoon 1 I'd just try to intentionally loose games by just hopping around and swinging my roller into the ground, going up to the enemy spawn. Turns out, they'd rather kill this one roller guy as a team of 4 than try to stop the rainmaker

[@jackt.jester6206]

Slime blue Role: Tank Weapon type: heavy Weapon: roller Ability: draws opponents to themselves. Perfect for distracting enemies from the main objective.

[@blakksheep736]

PFFFFFFFFFT

[@riskyworks]

Task failed successfully

[@Thewaterspirit57]

That sounds like pure C rank noobish-ness lol.

[@CHILLIN2540]

"Splatoon 1" "The rainmaker" Hmm

[@GGGabrielGaming]

I'm definitely putting the blindfold tip in my next guide

[@Brother_Whirlpool]

Lol

[@lzk4891]

that would make it easier to win tho

[@Beelzebubs1st]

to be fair, that DOES seem like a good strat for the splatoon 3 splatana users!

[@muffinmac2519]

@@Beelzebubs1st HEY HOW DARE YOU

[@Murderdrone_J978]

Gg

[@squiddler7731]

First failing to win for every 100x battle in the splatoon 3 world premiere and then failing to lose in splatoon 2 when he's doing everything he can to throw, this content has been more on-brand than ever lately lol

[@nagruk]

I’m finally glad Failboat is creating some good, on brand FAILURE!

[@laudedah]

ba dum tssh

[@laudedah]

@SaneOffLittleKids thats not funny

[@Gravel_TheCart]

Bro's really living up to his name

[@sarahwilson1520]

@SaneOffLittleKids bro you don't even have content

[@GoldScoutTDS]

@SaneOffLittleKids cry about not having more subs even tho you have “better” content

[@Fireflower20002]

I love the collaboration between GG and Failboat. Trying to fail before Splatoon 3.

[@ryanr27]

@SaneOffLittleKids disrespectful

[@GrizzcoVP]

@SaneOffLittleKids W

[@ToastBoastOfficial]

@SaneOffLittleKids W

[@catlikeewe6431]

I remember being there for that stream. Him winning blindfolded was actually hilarious to see live!

[@terretro3623]

Lmao yes it was

[@cavemanjr.8161]

i was there too and it was hillarious

[@mintchoco73]

I was also there and it was amazing he actually won.

[@RyderMK]

The title “Splatoon but I can’t win” is literally me every time I attempt to try and win a match.

[@izzyisverybusy]

@SaneOffLittleKids who the hell are you

[@jpuc5568]

You must be the same person I keep getting on my team

[@jpuc5568]

@@izzyisverybusy a bot

[@RyderMK]

@@jpuc5568 I haven’t played Splatoon 2 in like 5 months xp

[@Medakako]

@SaneOffLittleKids Already?

[@colour_fall14]

You know, the music that plays when you lose is really good though

[@bull1085]

Not to me. Every time it plays it scars my mind

[@moshimeshowu747]

The losing track is in fact a bop

[@eiramharas]

never heard of that!

[@colour_fall14]

@@bull1085 (in case you didn't see Faliboat's recent Splatoon 3 video, there's a running joke where Noteblock says the losing theme is really good. The one in Splatoon 2 is pretty good too, but I was referencing that video really)

[@infinityheart_tm9270]

He’s finally embracing all of his L’s.

[@BranJohn98]

All one of them

[@pizzatime9261]

Embracing the L in Failboat

[@kirbylover2.038]

the L is part of fail which means the same thing

[@Centyme]

Or as he puts it... Llllllll

[@pointyorb]

LLLLLLLL

[@justhero08]

What I learned today is that if I don't want to lose my S+⁰ in literally one more match.. I need to stop trying. Got it.

[@yoshifn5k]

"you'd think losing is easy right? just dont participate in the game" I think thats an easy way to lose access to nintendo switch online...

[@sv3tlana_]

@SaneOffLittleKids 1. who is Elizabeth? 2. nobody asked 3. you have no videos

[@evaneeeee]

@@sv3tlana_ the queen She died like 40 minutes ago and the bots are already gone after her

[@unknownweirdo_]

@@evaneeeee I thought u was kidding till I looked up on Google 💀

[@andrewclarke3519]

@@sv3tlana_ It's just another bot trying to get a reaction from people by making fun of the dead, this time it's the dead queen of England Elizabeth.

[@yoshifn5k]

@@evaneeeee I find it funny, because the bots are acting like the queen of england was known for yt videos.

[@Spilzu]

Am I the only one who desperately hopes that part at the end was staged?

[@thatguynamedbruh7883]

Your not the only one lol

[@l-bear_0528]

I hope that was a bit lol. It probably is though

[@fairyhaven13]

Same, I was digging through comments to see if it was! That would be really painful if it wasn't!

[@octoscape3027]

Same I really hope that wasn’t real😅

[@Spilzu]

@SMToadettepruwu :3 💚🤍 Oh I see now. I was guessing it was fake because the money was ready but that was some good acting.

[@DanielButterfieldSings]

Okay, when you said "I'm like a beacon. After 2 uses, I died", I burst out laughing 🤣🤣🤣

[@Gamergirls-rf6pz]

"People drink coke 0 for fun?" -Failboat 2022.

[@legoferrari14]

I agree with Failboat's disgust. Anything less than regular coke is *DISGUSTANG.*

[@spamton4990]

It's healthier than normal Coke, an you get used to the taste after a while

[@blakksheep736]

*MatPat would like to know your location*

[@kirbymania5533]

Who's gonna tell him that you can transfer your ranks to spoon 3...?

[@RemLasher77]

He practically shot himself in the foot making this video.

[@untitled6450]

Shhh… he’ll never know (until he does lol)

[@misomie]

It's a bit misleading. 3 os tossing everyone with ranks above b- into b-

[@RemLasher77]

My overall rank in Splatoon 2 is A-. *A-* in Splatzones *B* in Tower Control *B-* in Rainmaker *B* in Clam Blitz

[@Moss_Dude]

Wait actually?

[@StoryTeller796]

He's trying to fail, he's trying to bust his internet, he's trying to throw his matches, and yet he's got better matches than I ever could in Splat 3 in a million years.

[@suPerTheBlob]

there's no way he actually sold his switch right

[@RemLasher77]

If it were true, that would be utterly f*ck’d up.

[@BlazingBoltAeris]

@@RemLasher77 he lied about the gummy worms in the sephiroth video from 2 years ago for a bit, I'm willing to bet this was just a bit too

[@PoketrainerMS]

@Toadettepruwu :3 💚🤍 i hope that doesn't mean roka as in fireroka

[@NOOB4306i]

Dont worry it was for a good cause /hj

[@galactic_noob2545]

The queen: *dies* Failboat: imma pretend I didn't see that

[@miguelacaz]

xd

[@Jec_Rabbit]

It’s more ironic considering he’s Canadian

[@IceFox09]

I Think This Is An Edited Stream From Like Last Week, He’s Not Ignoring It.

[@miloSoon]

...I can't believe a comment on a splatoon video is how I learned that the queen died

[@miguelacaz]

@@miloSoon xddd

[@someweirdo428]

10:00 maybe i’ll get em this time. SQUID ATTACK

[@mintjamss]

POV: Failboat realizing that the rank transfers from 2 to 3

[@untitled6450]

Lol

[@NavyThePotato]

oh *oh no*

[@hola-gy8te]

it doesn’t carry over fully, actually X is separate from anarchy because of X battles

[@untitled6450]

@@hola-gy8te yeah I figured

[@Centyme]

...no

[@user-bo6vy5eg8g]

I felt actual, physical pain when I witnessed you cut that cord.

[@GameGalAdvance03]

Who knew that the key to winning at Splatoon is to intentionally try to lose.

[@kingoofnoobs7863]

I was here for this stream. How does he win so much here, but he fails when BIG MAN WOULD ASCEND?!

[@mckay7965]

Bringing a whole new meaning to “task failed successfully”

[@silversabercraft]

This man really made the entire high ranked lobbies friendly almost Also, being active on the point allowing them to use you to cover it is helpful to them, of course having less team at the point is better for winning

[@bambisplitathonreal]

Trash-chan and FatePotato are a good duo tbh.

[@thatchillasian8924]

3:59 An accurate representation of Failboat's bladder.

[@Nobynoby2763]

I love the moment before a squid party starts where you're both just standing there with recognition of eachother in your eyes.. staring.. oh yes.. this guy wants to boogie.. I can tell..

[@curri6701]

Goodbye Splatoon 2, you served us well.

[@spaghettiman0511]

2:15 they do got some dance moves tho.

[@eligamerman]

The fact this man somehow won a game blindfolded tho...💀

[@fiora2822]

im gonna hope failboat didn't have his credit card details saved on the switch before he sold it

[@turtlestheturtle]

3:31 GG Gabriel in the chat: I’ve created a monster

[@noname9482]

Failboat: So Splatoon 2 is DEAD. Me: So is the queen

[@dockingwater1713]

This stream was the definition of “throwing for content”

[@XKGenerations]

The start of the video aged well

[@CalFox72]

Yo! That's me at 4:17 , sorry for winning failure man, i tried my best.

[@BLBambooMK2]

I went through so much pain watching this and that last bit was the nail in the coffin

[@PoisonIvyGuy0999]

Imagine that person he sold it to was secretly his friend, gave it to him, asked for it, got his switch back, and never gave his switch away

[@Imirui]

I need more videos like this, it was absolutely hilarious watching failboat try to lose and look at his entire steam library, and say “4 GIGS? WE’RE IN!”

[@Gauley_]

RIP to the queen

[@ozzie6447]

we’ll always remember our good ol’ Lizzy

[@tsarnicolasii4448]

She was there for every good moment in my life, and now she's gone...

[@Soul.Resonant]

It was a public front, she will remain eternally

[@Epic-ft2bg]

Rip

[@LDAR]

I don't understand people who say hackers ruin the game for everyone and then think throwing in rank is fine

[@hcw6857]

I want to thank the comment section of this video because this was how I found out the queen of England died

[@Ksanthecat]

Failboat: "X rank doesnt matter anymore" Splatoon 3 data transfer: "Im gonna stop you right there"

[@chebryan]

I like how he lost by trying to win and won by trying to lose

[@oomi9030]

6:00 What does Failboat have against Persona 5 Strikers?

[@sampro8041]

We call this the Hotel California effect You can check out anytime you like, but you can never leave

[@jefferydavidson5347]

I can’t wait for him to realize that your rank will transfer into Splatoon three 😂

[@SomeGuy897]

“If you try to fail and succeed, did you really fail?” -Some guy on the internet

[@tankofish937]

3:36 DAN I WAS DRINKING WHY

[@XCORVBHC]

10:25 the funniest part of the video

[@4G00DTek]

only people that watched this 3 mins ago remembered the tittle was "Splatoon but i can't win"

[@foxygirl1904]

i love how fail became a squid beakon

[@jkuang9548]

How the hell did Failboat fail at failing but when he actually TRIED, he failed.

[@skrub_king]

where were these teammates when I was dropping to S+8 unironically

[@torokami1109]

* me desperately trying to get out of S+2 *

[@wintertheampharos4725]

I tend to be crap with most blasters and splatlings. The exceptions being the Luna blaster and hydra splatling respectively.

[@Maxler5795]

This entire video can be summed up with task failed incorrectly. As much as he tries to lose, he somehow manages to win

[@pikafan100]

That last bit where he sold the switch made me have a heart attack

[@plattytheperrypus5701]

Daniel is here purposefully trying to fail but ends up winning, while I'm trying my best and am forever stuck in B. It took a lot of will power to not dislike the video out of pent up aggression from losing

[@courtneymertz4596]

This video was really funny! You actually didn't really seem to mind losing X rank. Instead, you gave us a funny little tutorial on how to lose an X rank! Keep those sails down Failboat! You don't need em for success! You do really well without them! Also, a Nintendo Switch signed by Charles Martinet himself? That's Awesome! When dat happen?

[@courtneymertz4596]

You also gotta do a Cel Damage Video sometime! Charles Martinet also voiced in that game too! Most notably a duck he voiced!

[@ShadowedKami]

"Persona." "That one's not worth it." I am now in a lot of emotional pain.

[@sltrskid]

2:41 is that a saltydkdan i see or am i delusional

[@wakizaki7463]

"Average Glooga gameplay." * proceeds to fall off a cliff"

[@xris671]

failboat: x rank plays blindfolded wins me: c rank gives an effort loses

[@mythictart9044]

Fun fact: Your Level and Rank from Splatoon 2 will be transferred to Splatoon 3 and Anarchy battles(ranked battles) will automatically be unlocked.

[@L.Creeper]

Failboat can't win at Splatoon 2, and The Queen can't win at life. Yeah seems pretty normal.

[@Stucatwastaken]

Quite a day for mourning, for never being able to win.

[@rowmacnezumi8953]

Bro she was literally the queen. I don't think you can win at life harder.

[@TailzzOnYT]

Splatoon is for the kids, Crying is for the legends

[@bahmot9501]

When I saw him cut that internet cable my jaw literally dropped for like 10 seconds straight

[@aurora_x86]

Do you intend to do this for elite smash if smash 6 comes out?

[@anidiotonyoutube2022]

"Simply never touch the zone." *DIES*

[@Null82085]

“The best way to get more X power is to Fail-boat.”- Excerpt from Sun Tzu’s “Art of Turf War”

[@piboiindahouse5169]

3:52 I was in the bathroom watching this video on my phone here. That's just funny to me.

[@BranJohn98]

Genuinely feel bad for anyone who lost X because of this

[@DERPINATOR9999]

as one who drinks coke zero due to diabetes, i can say the taste is good, but the pain afterwards is just bearable enough to keep going

[@lockableskate3648]

Fail: "People drink coke zero for fun??" Me and my grandpa: Sweating nervously

[@leolhez]

"Failboat feels conflicted about deranking teamates" *Teamate squid parties "Failboat's over his conflicted feelings"

[@unitds27-delta]

I have such fond memories of this stream and PREDICTING THAT FAILBOAT JUST HAD TO TRY TO WIN

[@Stardreammer64]

The fact he watched GG’s video is amazing 😂😂😂

[@em-diamond9769]

2:38 good, good, let the hate flow through you

[@aaronburton3289]

Damn I remember I started watching failboat cuz of his splatoon 2 vids back in 2017. This hits different

[@TheRedGeneral_8065]

The everyone trying and failing to kill fail made me laugh way more than I shouldve

[@eternalnyaki]

4:22 Tfw you see your former teammate throwing in X rank while using your team's tag

[@Yipper64]

11:45 if someone came up to me saying "hey, you got $20?" id response "nope, im not doing that creep."

[@gaminggeckos4388]

The REAL way to throw in Zones is to simply become a Balloon Fish (those pufferfish balloon things). Simply stand in the zone and wait for somebody to splat you.

[@karmesteymusic]

This brings me pain, as ranks carry over into Splatoon 3, so all this was meaningless…

[@ocdkirby]

GOD DAMN IT FAILBOAT THREW MY GAME

[@ocdkirby]

Context, my Splatoon 2 username was Kirby and I was legit trying the 52 gal in ranked for the past few days because ranked doesn’t matter anymore

[@BeamtheCat]

the comp ranks are getting transferred to the next game btw

[@memetech-]

“You can’t spell failboat without the L” You can’t spell failboat without the FAIL

[@Firestar35YT]

I love that he is wearing TerminalMontage merch Also I have more achievements in Rivals >:)

[@Atlas_da_ankle]

1:01 LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[@CoolLookinPea]

“I need liquids in me”

[@LelandTP]

Mission failed Successfully. Also I can’t wait for more of your switch content-wait a second

[@2eyedZnake]

At 3:32 you can actually see GG comment “we created a monster” in the chat

[@UnknownGamer-bw3kz]

When failboat has be living up to his name the past few videos

[@And-So-On]

The hilarious part is that you can get permabanned for just having bad internet lmao

[@joshuawalters8072]

he got a taste during splatfest, and now he's addicted

[@SCP-173-The-Sculpture]

By the time I get Splatoon 3 there are going to be a LOT of level 1s also didnt they say that if you had splatoon 2 save data that your rank will carry over?

[@bluebirbjayy]

"Sell ur switch" i think my heart stopped

[@lunathecat2356]

You can’t spell Failboat without fail.

[@i_garfed_on_the_carpet]

When he realizes your Splatoon 2 rank carrie’s into your Splatoon 3 rank