Splatoon, but I made the helper Ai

[@failboat]

Watch the full runs shown at the end of the video over on the second channel: kzbin.info/www/bejne/d4OlZYqnl7F9gdU

[@icyshrooms8502]

I will absolutely do that and make sure to like, comment, subscribe, comment again, reply to that comment, and rewatch the full runs 10 times.

[@Chitose_]

good job

[@LiamRichard-ci7wg]

0:59 Failboat: plHease stop shouting! Peralbot: GFHHJDKCBJDHBCJDHBCJKDHCVJJDHVCKJEHCVKJDHVCJHDVCJHEVCJKHECVKJDHCVKDHGCKDJHCGKJDGVCJUGDCCKUYEVCJGEVCKJGEFCJHECJHEFCKJHEGCKJHEFCKHECFKHJEGCKJHEFCKHEGCHJEGCKJHEGCEHJKGCJHEGCJEHCGEJHCGEJHGCEJKHCGKJGEFCKGHEFCKJGE

[@juju8285]

You beat Mom, now go fight It Lives

[@JayMoji]

"dreams of creamy beans" is ruining me

[@happypika3]

Hi JayMoji

[@splatoonr]

same 😭

[@silverstreak268]

oOo

[@minimaemarch]

Samee 😂

[@l_1ttlel_3m0n]

hello there

[@Kuplahihi]

Dan abusing AI for his enjoyment once again

[@thelonemask]

Yeah. “His” enjoyment.😂

[@MysteryEzekude]

To be fair, I think Failboat pays for his AI-generated voice usage via a premium ElevenLabs subscription.

[@Shapeshifter_bot]

And we help him

[@IsLaytin]

Nahh the AI was abusing him

[@Grilled-cheeses]

Pearl is canonically a Spotify rapper in real life now

[@saki2841]

Correction she is Spotify

[@louvenoct]

Y E S

[@Sanitized-Agent-8]

Yes

[@The_Raven11]

Is a grilled cheese on yub tub

[@tyjackgaming4574]

The pearl is shrimple

[@lilharm]

it’s kinda funny how Fail was so lost in his trauma he missed the part where Acht said the balls couldn’t fall off the map

[@awesomegamers9676]

If that wasn’t a mechanic I probably wouldn’t have beaten Side Order yet, I was lucky to not have played Octo Expansion in some years so not many bad memories came back. But still those levels…

[@shadowpixie01]

The idea is simple: you can no longer hear (due to excessive volume)

[@plaidhatter1674]

Done

[@alonzoruss7295]

Agreed

[@Dreigonix]

This drops literally the SECOND I beat Side Order. Life is good.

[@daggerfly0087]

It os indeed

[@maddy7765]

Same

[@mkkarate6495]

Some parts of the video are from after he beat side order since he beat it quite early using tentabrella

[@SpHyperspeed]

Pearl drone with lips is terrifying

[@Kai-the-rat-goblin]

It is a creature of pure terror

[@valiang8867]

I just...legitimately don't like it...

[@xraenon1664]

0:55 Wow, this AI is a really accurate depiction of Pearl! Even down to her atomic bomb of a screaming voice!

[@Hazelbazelwastaken]

I mean she technically has something similar to that it’s her killer wail voice

[@xraenon1664]

@@Hazelbazelwastaken that was kinda the point of the joke

[@Sirpancake9000]

that person who did that tts was me @@xraenon1664

[@Sirpancake9000]

that person who did that was me!

[@autismandgaming4532]

Lore Accurate pearl

[@Ieatshinyrocks]

I love that at this point his titles are just single words

[@Galaxybluehole]

Yep

[@chattydeereal]

replacing me are you?

[@user-gt5fy5ow4i]

Allow me to be assimilated in to you please.

[@andrewsfunhouse1971]

Me too

[@FieldOfFaithTRIN]

Oh no

[@andrewruppert2029]

13:07 “oh he died of natural causes, let’s go!” Is a wild statement

[@cr4b4ppl]

*Everything* Dan says is a wild statement tbh

[@Idonthaveausernameyet]

Me when inheritance:

[@NOTLUZURA]

Babe, wake up new failboat splatoon 3 content has been uploaded.

[@robert.7230]

What was platoon 2

[@maelanlixy2540]

Bap

[@JacksonDevices]

*Slpatoon

[@QuiGonJohn1999]

Something that isn’t Kirby? Truly something you don’t see every year

[@RayDragonM]

We haven’t eaten in what feels like years. Les go

[@Squincy.B]

As much as I liked to be screamed at by a rapping robot while Father screams in agony, the spoilers just aren't worth it.

[@Avriel_Mimiga]

then why did you watch it?

[@_Chenila_]

​@@Avriel_Mimigayeah this should be common knowledge by now If you don't want spoilers keep your eyes off social media It's not the uploader's fault

[@jpting_]

​@@Avriel_Mimiga I'm guessing they commented to show their support and aid the algorithm, but didn't watch the video. Especially considering they said the spoilers just 'aren't worth it' instead saying they 'weren't worth it'

[@Squincy.B]

Comments are good for the KZbin algorithm.

[@HyperNova808]

@@_Chenila_it would be the uploader’s fault if they put spoilers in the thumbnail, but thankfully that’s not the case here

[@greengreen5785]

Seeing “shoot” pop up suddenly is… something…

[@superbrown8315]

Yes. It is quite intimidating.

[@WingsofFirelover330]

Shoot

[@hingsunhome]

Shoot

[@Just_A_Red_Guy]

0:33 not even 1 minute in and I'm already cracking up

[@Sonicsmasherzx]

He should've put the part where they played bloons while waiting for the update. Greatest part right there.

[@GameBoyHamazing]

actually hype as hell when he cleared wave 40

[@Pearlthesquid]

We need bloons content

[@MysteryEzekude]

"Moody's Shuffle" by Hideki Naganuma, as heard in Jet Set Radio, is Pearlbot's backing track, for viewers whom may ask what music is playing whenever they rap. Also, Pearlbot breaks YassiFlower's record time of accidentally sounding masculine, possibly due to a programming error.

[@SpoopyKrown]

2:57 I've been waiting for the edit on this one

[@HappyAxolotl24]

3:24 you can hear the concern in his voice

[@WingsofFirelover330]

I mean, if my only friend was possessed to I would be concerned too.

[@MysteryEzekude]

Yes. =O You can see it in his pained facial expression too. Poor fella. =(

[@mlgdoge12343]

The idea is simple: She turned into a drone. She's Drone Pearl. Perchance the funniest thing I've ever seen.

[@mslabo102s2]

You can't just say "perchance"

[@Deniolia]

@@mslabo102s2 why not? It funny

[@ethanclark-rf9sk]

I that failboats looooong neck chicken in your username

[@superbbirdofparadise2791]

@@mslabo102s2 Not since the accident.

[@sliminal]

@@mslabo102s2 The lifekind.

[@residentfacehead3465]

can i just say i love how fail is using an ai where everyone involved knows and consents to that use of their voice, and not one of the commercial ones that just take the sound clips without any regards to the VA. More people should be like fail.

[@pixellord2370]

Uncommon Failboat W

[@AuracleOfBacon]

What's more based than consent? Informed consent 👍

[@MusicalLuxEnby]

I completely agree!!! It’s really respectful of him

[@Shannessa]

At least he didn’t Archive instead of update, man that would suck, having to wait 7+hours for the game to redownload… and then almost delete his save data at least that didn’t happen twice, *would be funny tho*

[@MitoNova583]

"You beat Mom, round 2" so when do we get to fight the rotting blue corpse of a toddler or a TV spouting religious sermons at us

[@AltF-io3dy]

After you beat yourself as an angel or find your parents divorce papers obviously!

[@ItalianPeasantGirl-gs6xf]

i think that’s gotta be in splatoon 4

[@PaperLaur]

People who don't know are going to look at these comments and assume "oh this has to be an exaggeration" It is not

[@Glory2Snowstar]

I’m waiting to throw hands with that weird yellow-eyed Jelleton who teleports and suffocates children, personally.

[@fukkthisnewupdate8882]

is that a bloodborne reference?

[@plattytheperrypus5701]

Dan out here taking the ability to program ai and using it purely for comedy is amazing

[@ScorbunGame]

7:30 The face of a man who is experiencing PTSD from seeing a ball.

[@TheCreationOfDread]

Guiding the ball

[@Greenboi32]

12:31 Father became one with Agent 8

[@RayDragonM]

11:49 I laughed way harder then I should’ve at that.

[@BadPunZ]

7:04 pearl became the spy from tf2 for a second there

[@mistymeadow125]

More like demoman

[@ZaderathTheWolf584]

Voice changers be like:

[@carriejames6818]

"MISTER SQUIDWAAAARD!"

[@Thetf2mercenary]

​@@mistymeadow125no its more like... ZE SPY IS A HORSE

[@spaghettiman0511]

0:55 YOU THINK YOU GOT A GREAT (I don’t know) FATHER?!

[@Idkjustpoyo]

Gyat

[@cardboard_cactus6245]

@@Idkjustpoyothey wont find you

[@Unfuseddd]

​@@cardboard_cactus6245You threatened them for saying what it said in the video

[@cardboard_cactus6245]

@@Unfuseddd uhrm ackshually i was talking to @idkjustpoyo

[@RealPlushWorld]

​@@cardboard_cactus6245 they know this, IT LEGIT SAID GYATT LISTEN CLOSER

[@WoodTrose]

Fail's scream at 11:16 sounds just like the Stardew Valley crow sound effect

[@jaxonmckay3504]

🐦‍⬛

[@blookie-does-the-thing]

"I'm a fed" -Pearl, 2024

[@MysteryEzekude]

If Mario said "I'm a fed", this sentence might be interpreted differently.

[@xaviierbyt9602]

2:23 Pearl is a fed. No context. Pearl is just a fed.

[@cjthebest010]

“Issac and his mother, lived on a small house in a hill………”

[@wendykim5288]

Remember, Pearl Bots name is really “Pot”

[@kaden7466]

The idea is simple:create an ai to combat the brain dead ai in game

[@cocostar319]

10:15 i laughed way harder at this than i probably should've

[@Fellow_Artist-o7]

2:32 she ran out of batteries

[@CheesyLizzy]

10:22 That's a good point 🤣

[@CatLord123]

I no longer care for spoilers

[@WannabeArtist55]

4:36 8 during all of this: Yeah, this is fine

[@grass_enjoyer]

2:39 "that's just a real fish, *That's just a reel fish* " had me lmao

[@SiSoz]

Pearl copy ability but instead of powers she raps

[@HonorJanas]

Alternate Description: Splatoon 3 Side-Order but Lil’ Chattie is metallic now

[@rpgrage7711]

Even as an ai pearl has all the ebb and flow needed to break our eardrums

[@Mr.Crab097]

The dlc is so good so I'm glad you can improve it with a Ai voice saying the most unhinged things

[@X-plodeYT]

3:10 that may have been my fault fail. sorry about that... 😅

[@AGILESLDER2174]

0:59 proceeds to become possessed by satin

[@Thetf2mercenary]

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[@shaidai08]

Congratulations failboat You've successfully created the most annoying version of chat imaginable.

[@Thedadjokerlol]

The part here was so funny 5:47

[@IICheesy]

"ŁĪŇĚŚ"

[@dogengaming4406]

The amount of isaac references here are IMMACULATE (conception)

[@Xaos404]

0:53 pearl screams then proceeds to scream demonically into your ears. It's great😂

[@christopherv4482]

Give him stilettos that is literally little buddy morph into a thing 12:58

[@gunsandroses896]

Screaming is very on brand for Pearl

[@anotherguysomewhere]

Failboat trying to keep 1 thumbnail and title for more than a day:

[@kittycuddler_4437]

0:59 *POV: You've been hit by a Killer Wail* Alternatively: "Stop screaming!" *"NO."*

[@abysssans8188]

I'm liking these single word titles that are more like commands.

[@lovelyfma]

pearl bot spitting out phycological damage, it was super effective

[@porg832]

Why does the pearl AI sound like if amethyst from steven universe discovered cocaine

[@Moss_Dude]

I can't believe he made a video that's literally just a montage of himself screaming in terror

[@SaltyBoi1030]

8:00 until they swarm you

[@swadswd]

i love the isaac references

[@rayyannoor129]

It’s been 5 days since side order came out and failboat has already made his chat into drone pearl 😂

[@stefanspelt3578]

7:25 Oh come on Fail, relax! The game LITTERALLY tells you on your 1st attempt, that dropping the infinity-balls off-stage doesn't happen in this campaign. Trust me: I'VE TRIED!

[@patrickquinones2533]

Ok I will. Oh it was just a failboat title I feel that i made a mistake

[@RapidProbably]

God I love when my pearl drone makes industrial and robotic screams of the live chat!

[@DumbGamer631]

This feels like Raysfire’s flower AI with the random noises

[@DeletedCharacter]

5:47 yo it's your bratty rapstar! Shinny P unit here to drop some li- *gets possessed by a roaring, other worldly, demon*

[@alonzoruss7295]

Failboat:stop screaming! Pearl:*insert very loud Godzilla scream* 0:52

[@MysteryEzekude]

It sounds more like Pearlbot is either hissing or wheezing.

[@Biggi19]

4:29 PLOOPY NO WAY

[@Thetf2mercenary]

Ploopy

[@Rezigrene2K]

Yknow, when pearl said ÆEEEEEEEEƏEEÈ, I felt that, I can see why she is an idol now

[@Hatibrella]

the one man standing outside my house in the dark at 2am:

[@SforSamPlays]

I’m generally surprised Dan made it half way without buying extra lives

[@KirbyLovesKake]

Original title was shoot love seeing that in my notifications

[@TheCreationOfDread]

1:43 Acht(Voiced by Dan) gets interrupted by Pearl Drone

[@itstytv4919]

the reason its called "side order" adn it says splatoon 3 after you beat marina is because this is what splatoon 3 wouldv'e been if order won the last splatfest, and this is "side order" aka, orders side

[@Iamaperson-f3r]

Failboat is making his own cast of character's... We had little chatty them the Wonder flower thing I don't remember his name and now Pearlbot.

[@MysteryEzekude]

Her name was YassiFlower.

[@Iamaperson-f3r]

@@MysteryEzekude That is the perfect name for a talking flower. Also doesn't Little chatty have a grudge against her?

[@masonthecyanhairedgirl]

12:05 my fastest time on this is like 12 seconds ON ACCIDENT I DONT know how long you took but it seems slower then thst

[@Unscrupulously_Dubious]

1:54 there’s no laws against squid women, batman

[@Number1_bot-fan]

Fail is the king of improv and Jay is the queen :)

[@casparfang]

Bro these titles keep getting even more threatening

[@Pirate_SJ]

Ai pearl is being so WEIRD BECAUSE WHEN HE BURPED

[@toastprobably9774]

As someone who hasn't even played Splatoon 3, let alone Side Order, Pearl becoming a robot makes no sense but I am all for it.

[@emilyx3284]

6:02 Balls

[@evelynbeil900]

Balls

[@bestsqued]

Balls

[@grimreaper4655]

Balls

[@TheCreationOfDread]

-bAlls

[@Real_E.M.Entertainment]

"Pearl: *WATCH ME BRING THE BLING.* " 5:32 Pearl: Unleash the *BEAM ATTACK!* Failboat: I'm seeing the beam, not so much the attack there, buddy. Pearl: Pearl want *PASTA*. 1:17

[@jordanrichardson2367]

8:42 I laughed so hard 🤓

[@user-Robcik]

Pasta attack

[@Zombie.Player1122]

Always the simple titles that interests me

[@TheCreationOfDread]

0:51 Pearl Drone: Yo its your girl Pearl. YOU THINK YOU GOT A GREAT GYATT FATHER

[@pesalinnuntiekoti8894]

I was waiting for him to find the ”squid attack” chip

[@shawnheinlen6428]

Man I was having trouble what I was going to use as a punishment for my kid after he stole my switch and interrupted my playing of the dlc, the title really helped give me an idea of what to do

[@-duck.-.duck.777]

Relatable.

[@CrashOzzy1223]

1:28 dreams of creamy beans? Or beems? Either way is don’t sound good or right… is it a completionist (or however that’s spelled) trying to 100% an off-brand Star Wars game? Is it a guy that thinks he’s a “pro chef?” Is it some sort of furry joke? (I regret typing that last one.) actually I’m just not gonna continue.

[@izzyfishie]

WOOOO SIDE ORDER

[@krbe]

you can always count on dan for making titles that scare us half to death

[@Rudeus-r7r]

7:26 I also felt ptsd when seeing the ball

[@ThatOneGradyElijah]

You didn’t give us what we wanted… Im sure we all desperately wanted the Bloons TD3 footage to be included.

[@Not3C1ipp]

The ai just makes the video so much funnier

[@404_coffee9]

Failboat I wish I could just send you a long thing of audio of me going crazy for the ai voice

[@majorghoul9017]

The volume is canon. Pearl has the power to super-scream

[@kalekaela]

Pearl bot is my new favorite thing and I hope she stays in every splatoon video