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@parac0sm0naut262 жыл бұрын
The skull is Ornamental
@spencerroark90072 жыл бұрын
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@that1guy-u-no382 жыл бұрын
Question a guy with all these mall ninja weapons or Eli with a very big Ladle who wins in a fight my money on ladle Eli
@sirpikapika11292 жыл бұрын
Eli did such a good job nailing the "awkward disinterested teen" energy
@JudithOpdebeeck2 жыл бұрын
not so much disinterested as just very very confused i think
@GunGun-cf3ss2 жыл бұрын
And he was somehow less awkward than the hosts
@derpyditto9853 Жыл бұрын
i thought you said “distressed” which would be about right
@andrews43212 жыл бұрын
I like how Eli is standing a safe distance back, behind the chalk board in case the janky mall ninja weapons break and fly back.
@TheRealAlpha22 жыл бұрын
He's a smart kid, he'll last long... er.
@redragonalpha2 жыл бұрын
I'll be honest, they lasted longer than I expected them to. I expected even the slightest impact to make it explode. Eli is a smart young man.
@sirbeanlord61832 жыл бұрын
It's Lord night plague get your mr lore right
@erikerikerikerikerik2 жыл бұрын
being a mall ninja, he knows their limits
@karlnorbergiii84802 жыл бұрын
@@TheRealAlpha2k
@CheerfuEntropy2 жыл бұрын
i note that you also dressed lord nightplague as an early 2000's mall ninja
@chrismacku84712 жыл бұрын
I genuinely don't know if LNP was genuinely trying to, but he nailed the stereotypical socially-awkward feel of the Mall Ninja too! 👏👏
@TheAsylumCat2 жыл бұрын
The embodiment of teenage edgelord
@gabrielpaddock63052 жыл бұрын
A mall rat?
@nicozandhuis18652 жыл бұрын
What do you mean? He always looks like that
@GoldAk472 жыл бұрын
Big school shooter vibes or lesbian farmer
@Zarxiel2 жыл бұрын
I wonder if Brian developed a rogue-sense: every time Jason is near a sharp object, Brians thoughts just go 'oh no, no no'
@TheRealAlpha22 жыл бұрын
Brian: Okay, Jason. You can do this episode, but I will not even be in the state when you do.
@WaverenEvermore2 жыл бұрын
Shwood was there the entire time. Did you forget he's a magician?
@thomasnolastname8734 Жыл бұрын
Every time someone mentions PVC around Brian, he gets 'Nam flashbacks
@oaksparoakspar31442 жыл бұрын
The first blade is asking to break with the unsupported split. The punching thing is the most self-stabbing thing not made by a Klingon. The axe would have gotten the previous joke had it not already killed itself.
@danamoore17882 жыл бұрын
I was rather impressed that the ejected blade was the good part.
@thatradfailure51972 жыл бұрын
If the axe had a good handle and was sharpened, it'd be at least decent as a weapon, to be fair
@razrafz2 жыл бұрын
the first blade would snap immediately if it hits a hard object. also good luck trying to pull that back out after stabbing somebody dude had to wear a safety glove so the the bladey skull thing wont stab himself. also has a high change of turning around due insufficient support. axe blade is too close to handle, and the sharp bladed pommel is a recipe for sliced palm and trip to the ER
@RokuroCarisu2 жыл бұрын
The first "weapon" looks rather like the tip of a fishing spear. There is no good reason to put it on a sword handle, but I suppose if you want it to get stuck in a soft, slippery target, it would do that just fine.
@zanir2387 Жыл бұрын
The punching one would be the most functional, if we removebthe self-stabbing pikes...
@christopherreed47232 жыл бұрын
Generally speaking, the phrase "sword-shaped object" is used for those shiny, stainless steel things sold at stores in malls (growing up in Germany it was "Tobacconists" who put them in their windows along with throwing stars, Rambo survival knives, pistol crossbows and the like). It's clear, though, that Anthony is loath to apply even that damming label to the Klingon toothpick he's given.
@leppeppel2 жыл бұрын
I'm more familiar with the term "sword-*like* object," since I don't know of too many swords shaped like that.
@christopherreed47232 жыл бұрын
@@leppeppel Thanks. Good...point. 😉
@Rafael_Fuchs2 жыл бұрын
The little crossbows are good fun. Friends and I would use them to fling tiny bamboo/wood sticks at each other.
@Gr3nadgr3gory2 жыл бұрын
@@Rafael_Fuchs I've used them to hit a wingnut at 20 yards with the bolts they give you.
@chemistryofquestionablequa62522 жыл бұрын
Throwing stars and pistol crossbows, as well as blowguns are all illegal in Canada. This is undoubtedly because of politicians watching martial arts movies. The HK G11 is specifically banned by name because of the movie Demolition Man, since it never went into commercial production.
@Doodlebob5632 жыл бұрын
"Make experts do dumb stuff" is always a recipe for success, shoulda done this a long time ago! :D
@ThoinFrostaxe2 жыл бұрын
My local mall is in its death throws, and is closing down next year. Thankfully, the mall ninja store (that also sells magic the gathering cards and has tournaments) got a new location at a local shopping center. So even though the mall will be gone, the ninjas have a new home.
@christopherdean13262 ай бұрын
*throes
@petersmythe64622 жыл бұрын
"He's gonna try to throw the pommel." This weapon really gets a lot more dangerous once you think about it's potential for ending them rightly. Honestly the main blade is a distraction. The pommel is the real weapon here.
@thekinginyellowmessiahofha63082 жыл бұрын
It goes from sword to wmd
@lordicarus8807 Жыл бұрын
END HIM RIGHTLY!!!
@CosmoMemory912 жыл бұрын
Just proof that Anthony can teach you to fight with literally anything
@garyledford29012 жыл бұрын
Anthony is a great teacher in RL!
@MakeItWithCalvin2 жыл бұрын
Well as Desperate Defense taught anything is a weapon. I remember on a Doomsday Preppers episode a Krav Magaw instructor showed how effective a key or Lolipop is as a weapon vs pepper spray or a stun gun. That was telling.
@SteelWheelz2 жыл бұрын
Throwing the spiky pommel is truly how you “end them rightly”! 😂
@magnus62202 жыл бұрын
Came here for this
@TheOfficialDjProduct2 жыл бұрын
*Laughs heartily in German*
@crktritual2 жыл бұрын
I get that reference !!
@Gr3nadgr3gory2 жыл бұрын
Banned by Ye Olde Geneva convention.
@jacobrucquoi48242 жыл бұрын
Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well
@MossCoveredBonez2 жыл бұрын
This is one of those few episodes where we didn't come to learn, but pure entertainment
@TheRealAlpha22 жыл бұрын
On the contrary, we learned what _not_ to fight with.
@Ithirahad2 жыл бұрын
We did learn that even the most useless of these tends to break down into a bunch of usable shanks and dubious throwing knives at some point.
@HiroZeroVirus2 жыл бұрын
when i was but a wee mall ninja, i made the purchase of "bladed" throwing cards, which if you are unfamiliar, are nothing more than a sheet of metal, given a resemblance of an edge, and had stickers or paint applied to them, in order to make them look like playing cards.
@jameswilson89072 жыл бұрын
So funny story, I had that predator axe thing when I was a kid (I think my brother gave it to me) and one day something happened where it got pulled out of my hand. The spike on the bottom that curves up towards you actually went in one side of my pinky and out the other. I ended up with 5 stitches on two separate holes in my finger and to this day still don't have complete feeling in my finger. Can confirm bad design.
@ImaGDTeapot2 жыл бұрын
Can we please have lord nightplague in every video. I love how committed he is at acting like he doesn't want to be there. Star of the show!
@filnn2 жыл бұрын
Eli looked so scared and concerned at the back, when Anthony was throwing the "weapons" XD
@lucienreyes92 жыл бұрын
I was wondering why Leafyishere was just casually standing in the background
@inund82 жыл бұрын
such good work from that boy
@williamrutherford5532 жыл бұрын
I love this, we need more. Clearly the stuff in this video is cheap as hell though, I'd love to see one where you buy the expensive ones that claim to be super effective, and have the weapons expert show why it's stupid. They're made to look cool, with function being second. Obviously they work terribly when they're cheap and flimsy, but what about the ones where they ACTUALLY claim they're deadly weapons?
@DeathnoteBB2 жыл бұрын
I mean they are testing weapons sold mostly for decoration at malls
@blackwingdragonmasta2 жыл бұрын
That's a waste of good money
@funnyvalentinedidnothingwrong2 жыл бұрын
My favorite one I've seen was a "tactical baton" that was just a steel rod with a fucking spike pommel, spray painted black. It was _$75._
@FrostBeardy2 жыл бұрын
I love that Bryan isn't home video is actually becoming a series
@bvoyelr2 жыл бұрын
Weapon one pluses: full tang construction Weapon one negatives: serrated blade ensures your weapon will get stuck on the first person you cut with it. Steel will almost certainly break at the weak point where the blade splits into two. GLHF sharpening the thing if you survive your first fight with it.
@kanmeridoc17842 жыл бұрын
I think you're meant to carry them in packs, like disposable razors. Gotta be why they're so thin. Just stab the target, leave it in them and pull out another. And if it fails to stab, just start throwing them haphazardly while you run away.
@brianhopper30132 жыл бұрын
@@kanmeridoc1784 “Go away, bad guys!”
@SteveAkaDarktimes2 жыл бұрын
None of these amazing weapons could ever compare to the magnificency and lethality of the Heavy Tree branch I found outside yesterday while taking a walk in the local park.
@datura94412 жыл бұрын
Does it have the form of a gun? you know... for more lethality
@simon38182 жыл бұрын
I can’t believe they got the real Harry Dresden to bring them the weapons
@BassBumbass2 жыл бұрын
Funily enough, despite all the cover art, Harry was never described or mentioned as wearing a hat. At least i think.
@simon38182 жыл бұрын
@@BassBumbass wait why have i never realized that
@BassBumbass2 жыл бұрын
@@simon3818 Because they put it on almost ALL the bookcovers. I have no idea why tho.
@clearmelody62522 жыл бұрын
@@BassBumbass Very true. In fact, if memory serves, there's even a bit in one of the novels where he thinks to himself that he should invest in a nice wizard's hat, to go along with the coat. Probably Jim's idea of a tongue-in-cheek joke about the cover art. XD
@Grandwigg2 жыл бұрын
@@BassBumbass the character actually hates things on/near his head. The cover art is a running joke. (Sorry, Butcher fanboy syndrome. The last one had me broken for a while, though. The giant slayer. Empty House)
@degiguess2 жыл бұрын
I like how they brought in an expert specifically to tell them "yeah it's a sharp piece of metal it seems to cut cardboard. Would probably hurt if you got hit by it"
@stitchedpunk2 жыл бұрын
I'm not sure he's a expert the way he holds and move with the weapons I'd say no
@dextersbeard34722 жыл бұрын
If he's an expect it's on the history of weapons, you can tell he has extremely limited hands on experience..atleast I can tell anyway
@hopelesslydull75886 ай бұрын
@@stitchedpunk Well, he did preface everything with not being proficient in a lot of weapons, but knowing a few hundred weapons and their origins doesn't require you to know how to wield them.
@xkidgey2 жыл бұрын
The dual-edged fist weapon is meant to harm both parties to keep it fair
@Lmlil2 жыл бұрын
The episodes where Brian is gone remind me of when I would be left with my older cousins for an afternoon, and we'd invariability almost die. I can almost hear my aunt yelling "Get down from there right now!"
@LordRunolfrUlfsson2 жыл бұрын
I once got a mall-grade "ninja-to" at a Renaissance Fair. In fact, RenFaire weapons could be an episode.
@witiwap862 жыл бұрын
Anthony ended the wood rightly.
@AbenZin12 жыл бұрын
Yay! HEMA's only meme!
@philiphockenbury65632 жыл бұрын
We must let Skallagrim know.
@Courier-Six2 жыл бұрын
You want the ultimate Mall Ninja Stash, BudK has you covered. I would highly recommend the Timber Rattler Outlaw Bowie. Bought it out of their catalogue when I was 16 with a Visa Gift Card. Said it was 6 inches in the book which turned out to be a typo and it was actually 16 inches of butter soft garbage steel
@Gr3nadgr3gory2 жыл бұрын
Wonder if re-tempering the blade would have helped at all. Or tempering it at all.
@JamesonWilde2 жыл бұрын
"butter soft garbage steel" lmfao
@imperfectlump60702 жыл бұрын
Never was there a good knife made of bad steel. Benjamin Franklin
@Gr3nadgr3gory2 жыл бұрын
@@imperfectlump6070 now bad ore on the other hand I refer you to the Japanese...
@dylanfarley81362 жыл бұрын
I used to get budk back in the day and actually had my mom order me a couple things, even got one of those skull punchy things. Thankfully I wasn't a complete mall ninja, was just a nerdy kid who read way too many fantasy books haha.
@Q17452 жыл бұрын
Back we had malls, I had never met a mall ninja I didn’t like! (Or their weapons either.) Never tried testing any of them, they were a rather ornery bunch! ⚔️ 🥷 And lord blues brother is the cherry on top of this video!😎
@TheRealKingDedede2 жыл бұрын
For anyone who’s wondering how the axe broke so easily, my parents got me one just like it as a birthday gift thinking that looking cool was all it takes for a weapon to be good. The grip is made of actual plastic
@Mussoi70002 жыл бұрын
that shitty axe with the detachable knife seems like something you would see on a gloryhammer concert i love it
@PersonOfRandomnesss2 жыл бұрын
Wow, not even a Mall Maul? I guess this is just gonna have to be a series of you guys testing these "weapons".
@AccordYeen2 жыл бұрын
These are the worst part of being a weapon collector: the "gifts".
@DucisImperium2 жыл бұрын
Yes.
@stillenacht85182 жыл бұрын
Duuuude please don't make me relive that. It's always so awkward too, they come up all excited to see your reaction to their gift and you are all 'uhhhh .... You realize this only looks like a knife right?' After a while you can only be disappointed.
@Pensive_Scarlet2 жыл бұрын
Aw man, I wanted to see him huck that first "sword" like a javelin or something. Just to see if the brittle stainless steel "blades" would shatter on impact.
@ourkeving2 жыл бұрын
Well that was delightful. Especially since I think Brian as the "whimsical" one. Well done to all and Lord Night Plague!
@divlles2 жыл бұрын
I love how the shady mall ninja stood behind the chalkboard as he watched his weapons being tested out be like no refunds of the merchandise told us his would like to buy some shiny mole weapons I mean sketchy weapons from the shady mall ninja 😂😂😂
@Nerdsammich2 жыл бұрын
They need to do a sequel out of the BudK catalog, the one-stop shop for mall ninjas everywhere.
@ArcheWhatzitGonnaB32 жыл бұрын
Dark lord death guy, or whatever his world of warcraft name is, slowly inching behind the chalkboard at 16:22 right before his legendary drop turns to scrap metal is fantastic. Him mouthing "Wow" after his offhand fist weapon gets ridiculed for not being sharp really sells it.
@TheRealAlpha22 жыл бұрын
Balance is restored. I knew you couldn't get out of this without a counter reset. Honestly, even though the pinkie knife seemed effective, I can only imagine ending up with a broken finger. All of these with, maybe the exception of that one thing that looked like scrap aluminum from a CNC laser cutter, seems more dangerous to the weilder than the victim.
@fungusfood80972 жыл бұрын
Ah yes the age old truism: "the greater the number of cutting edges, the better the weapon"
@deimos3512 жыл бұрын
Please tell me you're joking, more blades does not mean good
@fungusfood80972 жыл бұрын
@@deimos351 yeah, itvwas a joke don't worry.
@warezz17432 жыл бұрын
The only mall that I've been to that has had weapons in it was in Japan town and it mostly had proper swords, shuriken, throwing knives, and keyblades.
@Masked_SVincent2 жыл бұрын
I got a “mall ninja store” at one I go to. They got those absurdly “probably not useful at all items”, but they also got some knives, balisongs, shuriken, swords, that are surprisingly good quality. Surprisingly sharp too (was an idiot and tested on myself).
@newboygreen2 жыл бұрын
Definitely want to see more Eli, aka Lord Night Plague, aka Local Mall Ninja, in the future!!! Always good to see Anthony and Cory too! And....Jason too, I guess. J/K. Long live the Power of Murphy!!!
@Ithirahad2 жыл бұрын
Usually this stuff is essentially all edge and no point... but some of these actually don't have much edge and a ton of points :P Being deeply serrated and catching on stuff (armour/clothing, skin, bones and tendons, random objects, your own super epic black trenchcoat of doom) is never an advantage... It'll hit once, and hurt once, but might totally preclude defending yourself, or disabling or killing someone and actually winning a fight.
@scottmacs2 жыл бұрын
I fondly remember how excited I was when I was first able to buy ninja weapons over the internet.
@haxboi54922 жыл бұрын
the quantity and quality of these videos are insane
@EpicCrafterA3332 жыл бұрын
Can we just appreciate how well Anthony threw those blades?
@bobbyhero1232 жыл бұрын
I feel like this would make a great annual series. Just pick up what they find throughout the year and bring them all together each year.
@CptFUBAR2 жыл бұрын
Very fun and amazing episode guys. Eli was hilarious!
@edwardsmith-gx9gp6 ай бұрын
The sound of that "yes" when he asks "Do you trust me with this?" is just so clearly showing he really meant "Yes duh! You're the expert! I trust you WAAAAYYY more than I trust MYSELF with it!!!"
@jamesahibbard2 жыл бұрын
Eli as the straight man is an inspired decision.
@ferrelagrios81992 жыл бұрын
I like how the pommel works best as a throwing weapon than a pommel 😅
@Obmelg2 жыл бұрын
Eli is quickly becoming my new favorite
@lokithecat72252 жыл бұрын
Today we test nonsense weapons from unlicensed weapon vendors at a Local Mall. Apparently they are ineffective, and even basic clothing protects you from this children toys... Since that is the point of them, I guess they all work as intended?
@KryptCeeper9692 жыл бұрын
I really want to see somebody turn that skull punch dagger into a mask!
@lazarus80692 жыл бұрын
This was great! There are so many weird mall weapons, you guys should totally do this again! Much love everyone!
@earlahmer55282 жыл бұрын
I like how these are more effective as weapons when they are broken!
@blackguard932 жыл бұрын
When the guy threw the pommel; that's when I knew something will have been ended rightly.
@thedarkercarter2 жыл бұрын
This takes me back. lol I wanted those mall weapons so much, but when I finally got a job I realized that ... they might not be the best weapons lol
@jacobyspurnger84882 жыл бұрын
End them rightly! Especially when the pommel is sharper than the "axe blade?"
@sonan3332 жыл бұрын
Man, Eli seems pretty upset since you broke all of the "weapons" from his personal collection.
@itscinfull2402 жыл бұрын
I find your local mall ninja way too relatable
@JudithOpdebeeck2 жыл бұрын
17:09: now THATs what we call ending them rightly!
@threedosichi11122 жыл бұрын
A good mall ninja weapon or just ridiculous weapons in general; literally ANYTHING from the "You Draw It, I Buy It" series from the ADHD's World KZbin Channel ran by Marcus Jones. I shall give you this one, single example, "Sword Whip"
@BeerGrunt2 жыл бұрын
I used to LOVE going and buying/displaying these really impractical "mall weapons". Please do more of these!
@thecarguy76732 жыл бұрын
Seems like a solid theory with the axe though, have some huge, giant extravagant... thing, distracting your opponent, then just eviscerate them with some tiny karambit 😂
@mattdowds85052 жыл бұрын
0:48 A maul is a heavy, two-handed, blunt-ended war hammer.
@blu-birb2 жыл бұрын
Yo, look up a picture of the Yu-Gi-Oh card, "Axe Of Fools" Normally I'd say, "you can't make this up" but dice monsters is all made up so.. Idk, I'm conflicted now.
@ihcterra46252 жыл бұрын
I'd guess the thing they called a punch dagger was actually more of a buckler.
@anthrosaurian2 жыл бұрын
6:00 I mean, if the goal was to either "intimidate a potential attacker" or to "inflict pain" without actually maiming the target, i imagine this sword might be somewhat useful.. 🤷♂️
@tekugun89182 жыл бұрын
That’s what happen around London gangs would but black market knives and swords like these for intimidation
@argiedude37622 жыл бұрын
Have not watched the video yet but I can already tell by the thumbnail that it is a miracle no one got injured
@smilly4562 жыл бұрын
Imagine breaking into a guys house and out of the darkness comes the blade from the punching thing right into your buddies neck
@nickstein31292 жыл бұрын
I feel like I could make real weapons out of most of these with my welder and some scrap metal.
@TJMartinek2 жыл бұрын
Sam Goody was a music and entertainment retailer in the United States and United Kingdom, operated by The Musicland Group, Inc. It was purchased by Best Buy in 2000, sold to Sun Capital Partners in 2003, and filed for bankruptcy in 2006, closing most of its stores. The remaining stores were purchased by Trans World Entertainment, which also runs FYE, Saturday Matinee, and Suncoast Motion Picture Company.
@superme632 жыл бұрын
16:23 discount Chase from Wish is hiding behind the blackboard simultaneously impressed, terrified, and turned on. 🤣
@MadKingIII2 жыл бұрын
I always thought a Karambit was for cutting tendons and arteries, so surely a serrated one would just be worse?
@stillenacht85182 жыл бұрын
All knives are for cutting tendons and arteries. Unless you sever the spine or stick it in their head, stopping an attacker with a knife means killing their mobility (tendons) or causing enough bleeding to lower the bloodpressure enough for them to pass out. You need to know where those structures are, how to attack them, and be able to defend yourself from their attacks long enough for it to have the desired effect. Otherwise you are just hoping to be lucky.
@koutetsushimobe7 ай бұрын
They made traditional weapons really simple and no-nonsense for a reason!
@ElPhezo2 жыл бұрын
Clamoring for a sequel to this episode.
@agiammarco942 жыл бұрын
I don’t have any mall ninja weapons, but it’d be fun to do convention ninja weapons (legit every convention I’ve been too has a few weapons booths, a lot of props or practice or not metal, but some are)
@thisaccountisntreal1072 жыл бұрын
A lot of the convention booth guys get their cheap weapons from the same people that sell these to the mall knife shops I used to know a guy at a local flea market He sold ugly useless wall hangers like this on top of his table But under the table is where he kept his "spy equipment" he would sell if you asked He had radar detectors and jammers Hidden cameras Some of those tools for rolling letters up inside the envelope
@AbyssalPlague2 жыл бұрын
I actually have the Alien Axe. It was a gift, and I thought it just looked cool. A wall hanger, sure, but it _is_ cool looking!
@syphonexp46952 жыл бұрын
The punch dagger has a deeper meaning of how people are trying to mask how little they know about weapons by having this stuff
@safferstihl55022 жыл бұрын
Okay so the axe with the little knife in the back When I was 18, I got drunk and tried to cut down a tree with it, the handle shattered and the knife on the bottom flung straight up and severed my radial artery. In less than 5 minutes I was so badly soaked in my own blood that I was having trouble getting my clothes off.
@stephenballard37592 ай бұрын
The real problem with that first notched danger thing, is that all you've done is give it places to break.
@nathanksimpson2 жыл бұрын
Michael Fasbender's stunt double tells us what weapons we should buy from the mall.
@IPostSwords2 жыл бұрын
Regarding the "It is thin like I would expect a rapier to be", this is propagating a particularly common myth. Historical rapiers tended towards having relatively thick, stiff blades. Antiques often have ricassos as thick as 8 to 12mm, tapering down to 3 or 4mm near the tip. They were a dedicated thrusting weapon and thus should be stiff, not thin and flexy.
@1stCallipostle2 жыл бұрын
They're pretty thin in the sense that they aren't WIDE Now they're pretty dense and round So you do end up with the same relative mass (hence why it being "light" is a sham)
@IPostSwords2 жыл бұрын
@@1stCallipostle It's a case of Narrow/Wide and Thin/Thick being used interchangably. Rapiers tend towards being narrow but thick, but the modern replicas are usually both narrow and thin, which is wrong.
@1stCallipostle2 жыл бұрын
@@IPostSwords Usually is a strong word for these things in general With how prevalent "sword like objects" are at this point I'm down to just Discount those from the equation But yes thickness can refer to all three axes of an object's metrics, and thus can get pretty confusing
@rajgill75762 жыл бұрын
A lot of these are so extra dangerous. The hand punch dagger thing had sharp bits facing back towards the user, so if it rotates back at all while throwing a punch, it cuts your arm. Same with that tomahawk, some palm slicers at the bottom if your grip slips as well as a back facing knife to stab yourself in the shoulder lol
@poodlemeister223142 жыл бұрын
Eli's expression throughout the throwing segment is GOLD
@warezz17432 жыл бұрын
The axe exploding couldn't have been funnier!
@user-bm1zk9qj6p2 жыл бұрын
I find it funny that the kid didn't know what a mall was, and yet looked like he came straight out of one
@Phil-S82 жыл бұрын
Anthony sticking the karambit was pretty dope
@AngryVideoGameGhiaccio2 жыл бұрын
Call me by my true name "NightBane" -Average mall ninja
@RetroMonkey19992 жыл бұрын
I'm getting heavy "I love Gil Hibben and Kit Rae knives but I'm broke so I made these myself in my basement" vibes from these
@anthonycrumb57532 жыл бұрын
Great video on these "weapons" what I feel is needed is proper Mall Ninja Museum so these wonders are not lost to time so people can not only see these weapons but we can find out who designed them & why and where & how they are made.
@jamesburk81452 жыл бұрын
I hate to admit that me and my best friend bought entirely too much mall ninja crap in the mid and late 2000s. But it all ended up pretty much exactly like this video, we played with them throwing them at trees and shit and they inevitably broke because they were cheap garbage. Still had fun, it isn't like we carried them around or thought we were cool for having them, I just wanted legolas's dual swords and altair's fighting dagger.
@Guppzor2 жыл бұрын
Jason: How many weapons would you say that you're better than me at? Anthony: -Just a couple.- All of them??
@RaidenGen2 жыл бұрын
Nah, Jason is a better projectile-nunchuck user.
@maggiepie88102 жыл бұрын
The first blade is quite useful if you're fighting a horde of giant croissants.
@cameronschmit64722 жыл бұрын
Lol Anthony is also dressed a bit like a mall ninja. Is there a flood a-comin’ or what? Lol
@williamturner61922 жыл бұрын
"Does it light up?" Fair question.
@straightjacket3082 жыл бұрын
Actually just saw Shadaversity do a review on Mall Ninja Weapons, and it was the funniest thing I ever saw. Now I've got this recommended to me? KZbin algorithm is actually working today!