Texans Roll Deep - GTA V: Casino DLC #2 | Let's Play

We're gambling and playing two of the GTA 5: Online Diamond Casino DLC missions in this gameplay.
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[@SenMysrana]

When Ryan Haywood is your driver and wants to take a shortcut... get out of the car and walk. You'll get there faster.

[@inuloveskago]

Omgod I was crying during that part xD

[@mrroboshadow]

but then ya just became his target you saw what he does to people who walk

[@crescentshroud7264]

Let's just say are beloved mad king just suck at shortcuts

[@elski5958]

He's the one who takes a shortcut up the mountain and takes 15+ minutes when the path would have only taken 5

[@Whit3Br3ad]

Geoff trying to run an npc off the road because she hit him, but he was in the wrong lane

[@gusang5144]

Geoff harnessing his filipino style toxic road rage

[@redneckgaijin]

Because Geoff.

[@manticorephoenix]

Yeah but he's rich tho so it's her fault

[@joshmartin2181]

Matt did the same thing, said the guy took a wide turn when he was halfway into the guy's lane

[@edwardhorner7368]

Tbh fam, you gotta be blind and stupid to have not seen him coming. Was funny as hell though.

[@liamorpheus-diana]

On this episode: Geoff vs Karen

[@lycanapollyon6681]

Ah it appears you received the rare but lovely lets play heart.

[@KeychainWolf]

@@lycanapollyon6681 He is the chosen one.

[@The94Nut]

At 11:35 they are surprised the car is a multi million dollar asset. They spend way more than that on personal vehicles all the time.

[@samiamrg7]

Yeah, but it is, like, flying cars, jet bikes, and military hardware. Not a regular-ass car.

[@Rivydivy]

28:47 Geoff thanks for the 50 Cent and Eminem cover 10/10

[@dylan1kenobi]

Another comment to say I'd love to have a "Sunday Driving" type episode where the guys just talk and gamble, playing games with a set number of starting money and seeing who wins the most!

[@duncanlanceoliver194]

it would be over for 3 of them is 1st five second as geoff and ryan and jack would spend all of it in 1st round jermy would lose the money buy dying and micheal would along with gavin spend it on upgrades

[@sylvrwolflol]

@@duncanlanceoliver194 No, Jack would win the most, since he's a very smart gambler. Man knows this shit more than any of the rest of them, and has the sense to fold when he needs to. Michael may be second through pure blind luck, but chances are he'd get bored with it sooner or later. The problem would be that Jeremy and Ryan would lose all their money immediately, then get bored and murder-happy. And when the Battle Buddies have a murder boner, nobody survives.

[@Foxyman18]

Objective: Drive to location. Instructions unclear. Stuck in ravine upside down.

[@Ransomz520]

Geoff: GO GO GO GO GO GO !!!! Should set that as my alarm lol

[@ct0920]

🕪 KingBrazy 🔊 I’d download that

[@lazyking8445]

AH should be actual characters in the next GTA game

[@Jay-uw4bu]

Well to be fair Geoff, you were driving casually into the other lane lol

[@MAli-wz1gk]

Same thing with Jack at 22:20 lol

[@drunkenrobot3976]

And Matt at 29:56 And that guy didn't even get out of his lane.

[@ishish8816]

Geoff 4:07

[@georgeisfullyamazing]

12:51 Ryan: you’re gonna find out your Van Allen timing belt is outta whack Golden 🥇

[@deltahalo241]

I like how they put fake horse racing into the game, even though there's an actual horse racing track on the map

[@mitchellcrego1451]

deltahalo241; you know that if they did use the actual horse track, that place would be obliterated 24/7. Their would be a greater slaughter of horses than WW1.

[@khalidbrown743]

Well, Ryan, I and my father would both be Mr. Brown, but I'm never confused when someone asks for Mr. Brown because no one ever wants me.

[@John-bj1zx]

"my father and I" You never put yourself before the other person. Especially because no one cares about you.(To continue your joke.)

[@trexistar5987]

Are you married to your father?

[@SSXVegeta]

you must be 12

[@khalidbrown743]

@@trexistar5987 No, but it's literally the same concept based on Ryan's logic for why it's confusing

[@nonyabiness4838]

@@khalidbrown743 It's not really the same concept. If you live with your father and they call HIS house asking for Mr. Smith, the assumption is that they will be getting him, not you. So there's that... Simple social concepts established since the dawn of the "civilized".

[@5Davideo]

12:52 "Van Allen timing belt" Not sure if Ryan intended that, but the Van Allen Belt is a real thing. (It's a zone of radiation around the Earth formed when the solar wind interacts with Earth's magnetic field.)

[@AirZeph]

I feel like ah enjoys, "if you hit Matt you've gone too far," a little too much.

[@AirZeph]

Generic Lets Play Timestamper & Stupendium Fanboy jack immediately stopped caring if the car died after Matt stepped between the car and the river😆

[@cityzenriot227]

19:04 Classic Ryan Haywood, "Here we go!"

[@TheD1CT4T0R]

10:22, its called an extended swing arm, Ryan. It's typically a modification done on high-powered bikes to keep them from pulling a wheelie every time you get on the throttle

[@tsukikumoon2890]

4:08 to 5:42 is the most crime boss/kingpin that Geoff has ever been in GTA and I find it terrifyingly hilarious. XD

[@sylvrwolflol]

Tbf, Geoff was just minding his business doing donuts in the middle of the street when that lady decided to go straight in the right lane. I mean, who the fuck does that? Law-abiding citizens?

[@Lorri.]

Geoff rapping 50 Cent ft. Eminem song lol Also Geoff going completely psycho on the NPC. God love you Geoff Ramsey! Never change!

[@thomascarsington7235]

The Gents just are a pure joy to behold. Thank you for that very special team up

[@lazyking8445]

Myatt's a Lad though, right?

[@ameliarose47]

I think Myatt is whatever team he’s needed on.

[@drake6143]

13:00 Van Allen Timing Belt best underappreciated joke of the lets play.

[@themurrey1]

The horse racing and Geoff chasing down the hit and runner were the best parts of the video

[@talkingthatsicks]

Never knew I needed Geoff singing Patiently Waiting.... But it was AWESOME!!!

[@TheWillszy]

This is basically a Gents Lets Play, featuring Matt who looks like a young guy who was frozen in time and thawed out in the present.

[@danelykins4409]

Working at a certified mechanic, their commentary makes me laugh so hard. Bless them

[@eseobahor945]

Myatt is a lovely addition to the core 6

[@TomBarneyBarnes]

I would definitely happily watch a whole series of you all solely gambling for a video haha

[@epiphanyrun5865]

Geoff silently reciting 50cent "patiently waiting" to himself was fucking gold 🤣

[@toriawelsh7274]

05:39 "That's ... what you get!" lololol You sure showed that NPC Funniest gratification ever.

[@jelkonobar]

Geoff gave me a nostalgia trip with the Patiently waiting song

[@n1ghtkid]

anyone else think the horses in the horse racing look like the unicorns from charlie the unicorn?

[@jakemauger8377]

Being a mechanic, I'm constantly pulling out cabin air filters that are covered in leaves and pine needles, but a lot of them are also stuffed full of dust and debris and dead bugs. Replace your cabin air filter. Your car will smell better.

[@perrymason8471]

"My terrace!" - Matt 2019

[@Susaku22]

I was kinda thinking the same thing as Ryan but only with their children. Like when a kid was calling mom and one goes to her kid and the kid be like "Sorry mom, I was calling my other mom".

[@PanSpaceman]

That one's a bit easier, you can call your mothers different names, like mom and mommy. For married couples you can't exactly say "Mrs. Smith 1 and Mrs. Smith 2". Just use full names for such a matter. On that note though, while I'm sure it's rare, must be awkward if married gay couples share a first name.

[@DarthRoyGBiv]

@@PanSpaceman the very idea of it is funny tho. hi im carly greiner and this is my wife carly greiner. lol

[@javierpetriz9643]

Geoff just slowly saying 50 cents verse from patiently waiting was funny and surprising af 😂

[@PowPowPixie]

Welcome to the confusing world of having siblings, Ryan. Whenever someone rings my house and asks for Mr or Miss Bubbles, its always answered with "Uh... which Mr/Miss are you after exactly?"

[@V1ncentVanBro]

I wish they would stay in the casino for a whole video. Have a competition; starting with a set amount of money and after an hour who ever has the most wins.

[@kevinjimenez9338]

Geoff singing patiently waiting was under appreciated

[@spartanjohn1178]

22:45 "See? You can't tell me I can't take people out Matt." Never change, Ryan. Never change.

[@swedishbatman]

22:26 Jack is saying "WTF that car swerved into my lane" while being full speed in the other lane, like *what* ??

[@lesterdesalvo7098]

All on purpose or they are doing it for the comedy. Never notice how they spring through several lanes of traffic and act all surprised when they get flatten? All for the views.

[@05TE]

It WAS his lane! All the lanes are his!

[@cartooncritique6625]

30:12 To be fair, Chevy Chase's career has long been dead. ^^

[@chrisbuttonshaw2088]

Geoff living out my cathartic dream.

[@acegameking]

Geoff with the casual Chris Webby lyrics

[@Kari-tu3fs]

I love that they just stayed with geoffs road rage for that entire time

[@marw9541]

For anyone curious, no, Brucie is not voiced by Lazlow, Lazlow voices Lazlow

[@redneckgaijin]

Cognoscenti- Italian for "those who know". In short, NOT our boys.

[@Mr-Green0]

(Ryan blows up a station wagon) Matt:No, Chevy Chase! Ryan:It's the station wagon's fault! Matt:He's dead!

[@Katsudon96]

"Oh No Chevy Chase" was much more funnier than it should have been

[@mikebaker2436]

A bargain penthouse is called "an attic".

[@dmitrilong6954]

It's a shame nobody acknowledged Geoff's cover of "Patiently Waiting"

[@arashi86]

Geoff with the GREAT taste in music, quoting 50 Cent's "Patiently Waiting"

[@murphmanfa]

Anyone else get a tingle in their Game Grump gland when the first roulette spin hit 23?

[@DullBones]

My Weazel News Stories Casino - House Keeping There has been yet another brawl at the Diamond Casino & Resort. This time, one of the ruffians stole a Thrax that was on display for a competition. According to eyewitnesses, several guests were run over by the stolen car. Fortunately, the injuries were minor and the Thrax was recovered. Though the brawlers were arrested, some people are beginning to wonder if the casino has any enemies. Agatha Baker, the owner, has declined to comment on this.

[@lucasfarted]

Cognoscenti means someone who knows a lot about a subject. Like an expert.

[@Mutant_X98]

You folks spelt casino wrong.

[@DeviltoGeorgia34]

It might need to get reuploaded anyway. Listen to the cutscene at 7:26.

[@trolley2221]

@@DeviltoGeorgia34 He says problematic negativity

[@Mutant_X98]

I done goofed didn’t I.

[@SG-od8ud]

poochy2479 “spelt” is correct in both UK and Australian English

[@Mutant_X98]

No I’m Aussie, just got a smidgen confused.

[@imikegaming2070]

Lmfao 4:15 Geoff getting even with that lady driver npc is to funny! I love stuff like this haha

[@fury463]

Damn they were fighting out in the grapes before the grapes became a thing and they didnt realise it

[@darkphoenyx3101]

11:31 the darkness have claimed another victim

[@jhatgotagat300]

This let’s play had me saying well there we go really?!?!?! That’s it

[@kangarooman1710]

Video idea, half of the people get into a race but can’t see their screen each person gets teamed up with someone else and the half that can see have to try to get their blind teammate the victory by giving them directions.

[@tuxedomask7892]

Thats...literally already a game mode in gta v and theyve played it.

[@tuxedomask7892]

Its called rally, the only difference is you can see your screen but the drivers cant see a way point

[@kangarooman1710]

In mine they can’t see screen

[@tuxedomask7892]

@@kangarooman1710 i acknowledged that in my previous comment.

[@kangarooman1710]

It’s a huge difference

[@rwbykiwi2593]

Chill but real good

[@rachelehrhart5381]

In regards to Ryan’s question, it would probably be “mrs. firstname lastname and mrs. firstname lastname” if you’re trying to have some distinction, of course assuming the two women both take the same last name

[@Censord]

Nah for real, I'm a tech for a luxury German auto dealer here in Austin. We find air filters clogged all the time by debris. Pulled a dead squirrel from underneath a car last week. Was getting cooked by the motor, Ate a coolant line and died. It was nasty

[@BlitzMekanika]

Geoff’s driving a pimping F40. 👌 The bikes with the extended rear swing arm, are for drag racing. :)

[@willardpattersoniii8587]

Ryan, that bike is "stretched" it done so the bike doesn't flip as easily when drag racing.

[@plackt]

Hopefully they see this; you can shoot the tail rotor on helicopters to take them down. It’s sometimes easier than taking out the pilot, or blowing it up.

[@MxMivx]

Hello there. And Good morning.

[@brycewalker3726]

Good morning

[@nukedukem614]

Good morning

[@0Elmilo0]

Good evening from down under

[@matanuskabutler7566]

I could literally just watch them gamble for hours...

[@PeterCoates042]

They've been playing this game how many years and Geoff still doesn't know that P's & Q's aren't the only snack you can eat?

[@JulzD88]

Watching this late and laughing because they are out in the grapes

[@FinalFirebrand]

Bruce is just Rockstar's thinly-veiled attempt to put Blaine in their game.

[@jesseroberts6339]

Geoff dropping 50 lyrics 🔥 🔥

[@dracogaming13]

I can't believe they managed to fuck up a car delivery

[@Dragonubispwi]

i really liked this team, Matt brings a comfortable gameplay experience with the gents. I think the others are too loud haha

[@jschneidz9849]

Jack: “I got shot to death” Nooooooo way

[@baileyyeager1376]

Ryan would be the best Uber driver

[@thewhorocks515]

I was hoping they'd do a video with horse race betting. Knew it would be hilarious with them all yelling rooting for their horses.

[@sirnightmare4881]

I honestly wish I knew what that Chinese guy was saying the subtitles blend in to well for me to read

[@ryuhitsuya21]

Cassino you cant hide your sins from me

[@VernonDraws]

Thank you for making this video. I was having the worst day I could possibly have at work today but watching Geoff in this video just cheered me up enough to forget my bad

[@Call555JackChop]

Best part is if you win too much money at the casino Rockstar will give you a 30 day ban, what a great company

[@norsefirefighter]

Call555JackChop I thought they just put you on a 24 hour cool down. So I guess they are calling it “cheating” as usual.

[@alfatazer_8991]

Accurate to real life casinos tbh. So immersive.

[@legoworksstudios1]

Let it be known that if you need a ride and Ryan Haywood is the closest driver, either walk or find a different driver. Also, at 23:58, that Texan dude reminded me of Avery Carrington from Vice City and LCS. Maybe it's the look.

[@playerzero7890]

Finished gambling* Ok let’s play actual gta5 now

[@matt0725]

All of them being very suspicious of Ryan’s ‘Mrs.’ comment until he explained himself was gold 😂

[@Jimbo386000]

“Mrs and Mrs’s”

[@Danis8Pastry]

Word of the day: Trellis

[@seabronc2484]

Only 6 minutes in atm, Geoff is killin' it

[@thetoadman6939]

Geoff: they/them Ms. Baker Good intentions but funny fail

[@PC-2005]

VIP members never get kicked out

[@twayneusmc1993]

Fuck man, I took a hit as Geoff kicked that floating woman in the head and it fucked me up lol

[@ichigokurasaki100]

22:26 As Jack Says While In the Middle of Both Lanes

[@Imaproshaman7]

Nice, nice.

[@amberdegreenia6087]

I love betting on the pony's it's my favorite thing at the casino

[@ohhowiwishiwasadinosaur4058]

I feel like this dlc should be illegal given how much gta's currency is actually worth

[@Jordy666sic]

oh how I wish I was a dinosaur it actually is in a lot of countries

[@galonski64]

it worth zero. All the money is earn for free, so really, there nonting wrong with it.

[@John-bj1zx]

GTA, you use IRL money to get in game money to spend on in game gambling. Nothing wrong here. Definitely not scummy at all.

[@AlphaOmega1237]

@@galonski64 That's not how that works buddy. Just because there are ways to get something for free, that doesn't mean that it isn't worth any money.

[@JansonTycho]

Ryan used my favourite word! Today is a good day. "specificity"

[@redcenteno7150]

They got 23 in the first 0:40 seconds of the video. Don't tell the Game Grumps lol

[@daryl9643]

Geoff with the 50 cent

[@MrKrazie6]

Shout out to Geoff for the 50 cent lyrics lol

[@darter9000]

People in the penthouse? What do you think you’re paying for with the sky high HOA fees?

[@adams7763]

It’s literally Wild Hogs.