TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE (2022) - The Most Hilarious Bad Horror in Years

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[@ElvistheAlien]

best bad movie of the year 10/10, any other contenders I should check out? Head to keeps.com/elvisthealien to get 50% off your first order of hair loss treatment.

[@turtlemanJ]

You can watch morbius it doesn't make any sense AND HORRIBLE (TAKE THE CHANCE TO REVIEW THE MEME IS DEAD)

[@Wholelottanothingburger]

Do A video on dead snow

[@Ghavallux]

The Green Inferno or any movie made by The Asylum.

[@Wholelottanothingburger]

Do A video on the shining

[@turtlemanJ]

@@Wholelottanothingburger that's actually a GREAT idea

[@Beavernese9898]

Leatherface has got to be around 80 years old in this yet he looks to be around 45. Man ages beautifully.

[@hatefulgaming1800]

He's got the Nick Cage genes.

[@josephsummers2427]

Probably more like 74/75. Would mean he was 25/26 in the first movie, which is reasonable for a large guy.

[@oontgrad]

They could have made it so that leatherface started a family, and he could be the new creepy old guy. People mostly remember leatherface, but the original movie was also about thus larger family of psychos

[@Beavernese9898]

@@josephsummers2427 Either way, the man ages wonderfully.

[@HiImKONE]

Captain Price type of aging

[@Thafnine]

the fact that they had to speed up the footage of leatherface catching up to the car at the end made me laugh so hard, it was edited like a ytp

[@ontherocks8038]

The car was going so slow too...

[@Not_Here_Never_Was]

Hey its the guy that doesnt upload anymore!

[@dominorborg605]

I could hear the Mr. Krabs walking sound effect in my head

[@McRonald2010]

We miss you bro :'(

[@nacktschnecke14]

omg it’s you

[@brycenc]

they were filling up their tesla with gas at a gas station in the middle of nowhere at the start of the movie... i think that goes to show you how good this movie was really gonna be

[@JamesFromTexas]

Yeah, like who gets a Tesla and thinks it takes gas. How did you afford that car being that dumb?

[@screamingopossum7809]

Can someone explain to me why they think Teslas are good adventure cars? You’re literally only stuck to places that have a charging station, so not bumble fuck nowhere Texas.

[@Axrector]

I've never notice, wtf?

[@ChaosZero1031]

Considering how that girl acts upon seeing someone in Texas with a gun, it was probably intentional as another way of showing how these people are A-holes who go out of their way to try and piss off random people as they block the gas pumps with their electric car.

[@voidbreather7405]

Right? Why not have them in a Jeep, or an SUV, or a truck? Hell, give them a van!

[@simpman9977]

I always love the trope of how the original victims come back to confront their killers. It's like.....this dude scarred you for life why are you.....going back?

[@retronoodles_but_cooler]

I think they stole the idea from the Halloween run going on at the time.

[@the_furry_inside_your_walls639]

It became a trope because of Halloween 2018. However, Halloween 2018 did it right.

[@unropednope4644]

@@the_furry_inside_your_walls639 pretty sure Ripley did it first way back in 1986 in a little movie called ALIENS.

[@fuzzypanda1684]

@@unropednope4644 That's what I was going to say lol.

[@BluntMoney420]

Because Strong Woman.

[@aimannorzahariwod]

I love Elvis calling the people on the bus kids. They're clearly adults, but their behaviour and actions were definitely immature so it's warranted lol

[@KingOfGaymes]

“Don’t try anything buddy or you’ll get cancelled 🙄🤚”

[@GlassThirdEye]

At a certain age you start to call anyone under the age of 30 a kid. It'll happen to you too.

[@j_shelby_damnwird]

Millenials being millenials

[@alessandrajackson3768]

They made decisions worse than middle schoolers

[@akashajones6079]

@@j_shelby_damnwird ???

[@BoserPSN]

The “youre getting cancelled” scene made me physically ill

[@brandonspain12345]

Leatherface: "Oh no! Please don't cancel me! I'm sorry for killing everyone."

[@darthcinema4262]

This whole movie reeks of Gen Z culture. It makes me sick and angry.

[@FlamingPanda01]

@@darthcinema4262 True. But it felt like they were poking fun how ridiculous and stupid this current gen is. Or I could be wrong idk lol.

[@darthcinema4262]

@@FlamingPanda01 I think they were trying to make fun of it, but they did it so badly and there was no subtly in the message at all. Forced political messages are a bad idea.

[@ArbitraryOutcome]

"Stop killing people? I'm literally neurodivergent??? And a minor???"

[@Eva01-jy2qu7pu9r]

When the teenagers pulled out their phones to "cancel" Leatherface, I couldn't hold my laughter at how stupid it was.

[@laurarules3642]

I watched it while drinking a litre of vodka and I thought it was amazing, then I couldn't remember anything the next day and watched it on the morning while drinking 8 cans of Kronenbourg 1664 to cure the shakes and the hangover and I thought it was awesome!!! I have since watched it sober and switched it off lol

[@nullno3722]

@@laurarules3642 how is K1664?

[@donnybuoy]

It's almost as if it was deliberately stupid. You know, to make you laugh.

[@SuperMaester]

its such a weird thing to say and proves how out of touch the writers were

[@dh510]

@@laurarules3642 Critical Drinker, is that you?

[@lucuador1992]

The scary part about this movie is the ending. It pretty much implies that there will be another movie after this one.

[@gaminggoof1542]

😂

[@Arc115YT]

If it's as fun as this one, i'm here for it tbh xD

[@patricktervo2013]

The ending of this movie is one of the most unintentionally hilarious twist endings I’ve ever seen

[@YoungMan585]

I didnt watch anything in this film exept the last 2 scenes and the moment i saw the ending i almost pissed myself laughing

[@bubble_teamaker8324]

I was half expecting a lame jumpscare plot twist to happen, ngl it still scared tf out of me

[@samescourt3801]

Ayyyy Okayest Computer how u doin?🙃🙃🙃

[@imborednodiddy]

100%

[@bobgunter9608]

The movie ending could’ve been avoided if all they’re done was move their asses a bit faster or actually wounded leather face more than tickled him on the chin with a chainsaw

[@nomad_89]

One thing you forgot to mention is that the geniuses who wrote this garbo movie decided to have the main girl have a dark traumatic past for no reason lol. She was traumatized because she survived a school shooting. Very topical, amazing commentary. We do live in a society after all.

[@bloodyneptune]

They should have gone full satire and have it be a school chainsawing

[@huntzkush]

@@bloodyneptune 🤣🤣🤣

[@NormanTiner]

Confederate flag, progressive mixed couple face racist old Karen, corrupt police, school shooting survivor, gun control commentary. I'm gonna start playing millennial movie bingo.

[@brianharper1611]

As badly written as her arc is, the point was that she was a scared victim during the first attack and now she is the one fighting back and ironically having to use a gun to do so. This is a right-wing horror movie and I do believe it is meant to be intentionally funny. Leatherface literally tosses the one survivor from then original into a pile of trash. The bus scene is in hilariously bad taste, in that we are suppose to laugh at the fact that Leatherface is slaughtering a bunch of "woke" leftists.

[@thefanwithoutaface8105]

Part of the point is that she needed to overcome her trauma and use a gun to defend herself. The point I think the movie is making is while guns are dangerous in some cases you'll need them to defend yourself.

[@frejahertz3675]

I have never been as angry with a movie and the ENDING as I was with this. The way they tried to mirror the original ending but did it WITH A FUCKING SELFDRIVING SMART CAR OH MY GOD

[@obijuankanobi7814]

Comedy gold

[@declanp1]

That was amazing!

[@mariahslittlelamb8049]

@@declanp1 I loved it

[@SuperElLeche69]

And you made it all the way to the end of that garbage. Sounds like a waste of time. Sounds like you probably had nothing better to do, or even never have anything better to do. I bet you probably don't have a job. Do you even have any idea what the hell is going on right now?

[@KingOfGaymes]

I’m starting to believe it was intentionally bad like there’s no way they thought that was good

[@degiguess]

I like how they included the og texas chainsaw girl presumably not because her and leatherface have some long history or represent any sort of iconic rivalry but rather because the new halloween movies have Laurie Strode and people like those

[@alexandresobreiramartins9461]

Yes, that's 100% the reason, I'm sure. These movies are made by statistics, which of course the movie people don't know how to interpret. It's just "A" was successful in "X" movie, so "A" will be equally successful in all movies of the same overall genre, regardless of "A"'s relation to the plot.

[@jeltje50]

Thing is that this in not the same actress. So that makes it fall even more flat.

[@pateris]

Exactly what I thought watching this heap of bollocks !

[@PatriciaBruli]

The second one had her uncle, played by the great Dennis Hopper go back and try to avenge her and her brother. But there was no mention of him, therefore no relationship or longstanding rivalry.

[@jojojo89517]

I love the ending of the film. They created lead characters who are so unlikeable that the ending scene felt so right.

[@GreaserMan]

I was so disappointed that she survived and then Leatherface just shows up outta nowhere and instantly cuts her head off. Instant gratification.

[@versecontro4898]

Lead sjw writers in the writer's room: Omg like people like us are gonna do love this ending. People who find the writer's annoying: *first and face full of popcorn* Im loving this ending 😀😀😀

[@nephhhhhh]

the ending was so bad lol. it literally took the movie from a C to a F for me

[@puglystudios94]

@@versecontro4898 dawg the people in the writers room were clearly conservatives that hate the younger generation lmao

[@rainytuesdaynight5099]

That was the point

[@agnesvandal]

Super weird that the sister went through a horrific tragedy and was clearly deeply affected by it.... but saw the merch based on a different tragedy as something cool and trendy. I feel like if she was struggling to cope with her trauma she wouldn't turn around and be like "oh, wow! horrific murders are so cool!"

[@Stigmatix666]

What are you on? People with PTSD can absolutely get completely obsessed with the very thing that gave them PTSD in the first place.

[@agnesvandal]

@@Stigmatix666 I'm aware, I am a PTSD survivor. I'm saying that buying merch for a crime doesn't seem like something a person would do if they were empathetic to other trauma survivors. Watching documentaries or films is one thing, but it's a lil weird to buy murder merch, is it not?

[@Stigmatix666]

@@agnesvandal Yes, I agree. It's a bit ridiculous.

[@sweetpea9191]

I didn’t even think about that point..

[@Stigmatix666]

@@sweetpea9191 Neither did I, until it was pointed out

[@BrianRocksNow]

I watched this movie with a group of my Xbox buddies that are scattered all over the US using the party chat. We synchronized our TVs and everything. It made a 1/10 a 100/10 film. We had a blast!

[@Wolfpack9able]

Don’t know if you or your buddies have Discord? Cause one of you can start a server and stream the movie and from there everyone can watch the stream and movie. My buddies and I do it to watch anime. Discord can be downloaded on Desktop, Laptop, Tablet, and Mobile. Just a suggestion. No synchronization necessary.

[@pyromaniac709]

@@Wolfpack9able did you knew them online or in person?

[@Wolfpack9able]

@@pyromaniac709 I’ve done with both friends I know in person and friends that I know online only. Think of it like Zoom but for gamers/friends, instead of coworkers and classmates.

[@toaster4975]

I watched it by myself and thought it was a solid 8/10. My daughter also liked it. I thin everyone is just unable to be pleased these days because they're all a bunch of adult babies.

[@kimareska]

@@toaster4975 the gore is fine by me. Just all the characters stupidity that get on my nerves and make this movie 3/10 for me

[@frootsnacc6790]

My friend of mine who’s a big fan of Texas Chainsaw Massacre has been making me watch TCM, along with all of its sequels, just so I can understand their pain from the bad sequels after TCM 2(that was pretty good) Someone please help me, I’m trapped in a basement and they won’t let me go until I’ve watched them all. We just saw the one that brings up the Illuminati, I’m suffering

[@DrDolan2000]

Suffering builds character Keep going

[@psionicape]

Texas Chainsaw Massacre III is also good

[@elitearchitect8165]

The first TCM remake (2001 I think I could definitely be wrong) is pretty damn good tho

[@someoneout-there2165]

Walk it off. lol

[@elektra121]

@@DrDolan2000 You mean destroys character. ;)

[@SrPelo]

The "Lol who are you?" scene killed me, that and the end with Leatherface showing the head: "Look ROFL" Amazing movie!

[@radornic2387]

Yo it's the dude who likes Touhou

[@God_Slayer_Official]

YOOOO IS THAT MR HAIR?!?!?!?!

[@StopmotionSamurai]

Hey Pelo! Love your videos!

[@Mutchaa]

Man, same

[@terryv1243]

PELO???? QUE ASES AQUÍ???? (no me lo esperaba 😦)

[@victoryntruth7720]

Love that the chainsaw started so easily after being stored IN THE WALL for 50 years while being sharp enough to cut through the entire floor with ease.

[@MickeyMallone.]

I didn't think of that and now I'm even angrier at this POS.

[@legendnodensetsu8423]

To be fair, when the girl is hiding under the bed and tries to leave, you keep hearing tweaking and metal noises in another room, some liquid too, so I guess he was repairing it. I doubt you could actually repair something that old though xD

[@deathrealm2211]

I think he possibly owned different chainsaw through the years and the one he own currently just looks similar to his original one

[@invaderhemp]

Love how all these things people are pointing out can actually be easily answered by watching the damn movie.

[@AnnieBoBannie421]

It’s about as weird as pulling up to the GAS pump in your f’ing Tesla… shitty , shitty movie

[@AntiVectorTV]

She wasn't shooting **at** his weapon, clearly he reacted to the gunshot and blocked the bullet with his magical supersonic no-safety bulletproof chainsaw.

[@KCMrecordings]

The dark side of the force is the pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural

[@PotatoObliteratorGD]

yes, she totally didn’t because of the aftermath of the big bang and the psychotominemic after the circular gravitational pull of the force of the pugglerut and the sun reflected of the Xenotransplantation so yeah

[@theodorearagon]

well his chainsaw is at least 50 years old or even older than that so it was probably made before saftey features were put into them.

[@Hannestv4607]

*The ETERNAL GOD would do anything for you!! Even out of love for you he went to the cross as a human!!* Philippians 2,5 Have this mind among yourselves, which is yours in Christ Jesus, *6 who, though he was in the form of God, did not regart equality with God a thing to be grasped* 7 but emptied himself, by taking the form of a servant,[3] being born in the likeness of men. *8 And being found in human form, he humbled himself by becoming obedient to the point of death, even death on a cross.*

[@lordsurvivor5663]

you'd think a shotgun firing into a chainsaw would jam or break it soundhow by bunching through the plastic and thin metals, fucking up any gears and wiring powering the motor inside rendering it useless save for a long heavy slashing tool that'd only slow him down more then it would be effective. Like fuck, he was a butcher, we can't have him fall back on his butchering skills after the chainsaw gets fucked up. Crippled without said tool yet not entirely weakened and still very much a threat to them. Also why would he ever run away and set traps, dude tanked shotgun fire to the back like twice in that scene clearly them holding guns didn't scare him once he covered the distance. OG Leatherface or at least the two good TCM films show he's all about the pursuit, maintaining fear through his relentless and brutal methods combined with his size and strength so even when the survivors made smart decisions they were simply over-powered by him or too scared to make effective use of the tools at hand. Furthermore they all had ample time to like gtfo whereas in the original and some of the later movies the Sawyers did away with any means of escape or simply made them feel boxed in and isolated, giving the movie the feel that these people are out of their element and alone in a cruel and truly twisted situation.

[@ShodakonFury]

The whole movie was ridiculously funny, but there were THREE things that stood out to me. One was the fact that they were getting GAS for a TESLA (maybe they didn’t have license to use the brand and the car was a “gas” one in the movie, but they could have used ANY other expensive gas car that isn’t obviously a Tesla). The second was the sledgehammer throw that should have killed the sister or gave her injury cause it sent her through the FLOOR. The third was when he was facing Lila near that hole of water, they both fell in, she got out and struggled to climb out, and he literally ROSE out of the water after her like a damn salmon 🤣

[@heisenbergII]

I love how this film completely missed the point of everything that made the first film good. Leatherface wasn’t the main villain, if anything it was that family that controlled and used him to Satisfy their needs. He was mostly just a grown man with a child like mind. What was also unique about the original was that Leatherface treated humans like animals in a slaughter home. The whole film was basically a statement on animal rights since the director was vegetarian

[@brandonspain12345]

The gritty realism is gone, no atmosphere, no tension, no isolation, nor dread. Just a quippy, flashy, choppy one-liners filled generic, bargain bin slasher movie. Making Leatherface another Jason rip-off instead of a abused guard dog killer. Texas Chainsaw 3D and The Next Generations were bad, but they still understood Leatherface and did research. They also both had the original actress from the original movie.

[@joaquinjovane4226]

while i mostly agree with you, i don´t agree with the last part. it wasn´t, tobe hopper said that he intended the first movie to be a comedy, and was actually surprised when people were shocked by it, and that´s the reason he made the second movie, too make it more like how he actually intended the original one.

[@Gamer1288]

@@brandonspain12345 To be fair to the people making this movie, The Original Actress was dead when they started Filming. You can't hire dead actors.

[@Law2120]

but this isnt that movie from the 70s. This is leatherface in modern times and they did a great job satirizing the current social norms.

[@heisenbergII]

@@Law2120 that’s the cringiest part of the film tho. They didn’t need to do that at all. Halloween knew how to bring back Michael without making it feel cringy because they didn’t force in social norms. Which is ironic since this film is basically trying to copy Halloween (2018)

[@ramshacklerozza]

It’s like Netflix genuinely believed that the same people who love Texas chainsaw, a series about extreme violence and terror that spares no victims, would also really like a bunch of whiny hipster influencers as the main characters. None of the characters were likeable, they all just made me cringe to a level I thought I would never surpass. It’s embarrassing

[@JJAB91]

An attempt at a reboot made by people who don't understand what people enjoyed about the original and fills it with Twitter hipster kids? Thats the theme for 2022, just look at the new Saint's Row.

[@bluemeriadoc]

What kind of sicko likes the characters that get slashed in slashers LOL

[@thediamondcutter9185]

That's kind of the point lol Why should we like them? Even the few realistic characters in the movie mock them.

[@eldritchcupcakes3195]

I nearly receded into my neck every time the anti gun girl talked

[@rijjhb9467]

@@thediamondcutter9185 personally if I don't care about the characters I see no point in watching the movie. A horror with no tension is pointless.

[@paoloboarino971]

Fun fact: here in Italy, all "Texas Chainsaw Massacre" movies title are translated with "Non aprite quella porta", which means "Do not open that Door". I don't know why, I haven't watched these movies much, i just wanted you to know

[@IWasaTeenageTeenWolf]

Kind of wish those titles were a film franchise of their own. It sounds so cool, kind of like the Coffin Joe movies.

[@thejedisonic67]

It's probably due to a scene in the first movie, where a guy walks up to the house and leatherface comes right to the door and hits him with a hammer

[@edoardopulcini9432]

"Il massacro della/con la motosega del Texas" non sarebbe stato così interessante

[@majinbusn]

@@thejedisonic67 yes, clear reference to the door slamming scene in the original

[@wetknuckles]

Re titled not translated ?

[@RandomCorvid]

Sally: Do you remember me! I was one of your victims! Leatherface: Do you know how little that narrows it down?!

[@THEDeathWizard87]

The “try anything and you’re cancelled bro” line is the most unintentionally hilarious thing I’ve ever heard

[@toaster4975]

It was intentional, though. -_-

[@Stigmatix666]

@@toaster4975 Clearly intentional. The movie obviously had an anti-woke agenda, which I liked.

[@aaronuzcategui287]

Do ya' thing cuz

[@Stigmatix666]

@@aaronuzcategui287 Okay, that one was cringe.. Seriously, how hard can it be to make a decent sequel?

[@ThisIsCool45]

The line isn't the funny part, it's the fact that he got gutted with a chainsaw after saying it.

[@ant1952]

Its nearly impossible to make every single character in a movie completely unlikable. But this crazy son of a bitch actually pulled it off. Props to the writer, must not be easy writing a script right after a massive head injury

[@gemstar7286]

They destroyed Sally's character ,utterly pointless bringing her back just to make her behave weird and senile . She could have been a strong fighter like Lori from halloween but the writers insulted her memory from the original texas chainsaw movie. Why bring her back to then get killed in the most ridiculous way possibl.

[@ThePeachtree69]

Richter was very likable. That is all.

[@washingtoncommandcenter5541]

@@ThePeachtree69 yeah Richer was a good dude, too bad he went out so easy.

[@Valentin_oh]

@@washingtoncommandcenter5541 he had a good fight tho

[@W22lker]

bro aint that the point ??? we want them to die and they do only 1 lives I don't get it you get to watch characters you don't like get chopped up

[@lilkittyk4742]

I died laughing when the sister realized the safety was on the gun and says “fuck” before Leatherface breaks out into a sprint towards her. Idk watching him run in this movie with the chainsaw just cracked me up lol

[@aggressivesewerpipe6290]

And where the hell did she find that scar wtf is there an armory somewhere

[@handsomest1]

@@aggressivesewerpipe6290 it was the mechanics in his garage

[@aggressivesewerpipe6290]

@@handsomest1 nah man ain’t no one gonna leave a fresh scar in no safe or at least a gun case with no ammo either

[@handsomest1]

@@aggressivesewerpipe6290 nigga watch the movie tf

[@svenversteeg5486]

@@aggressivesewerpipe6290 u sure it’s a scar? Looks more like a m4 platform, also earlier in the movie the cowboy dude put the rifle on a desk in his garage.

[@Deadly_Ricardo_67]

The funniest part of this movie has to be the fact that the old lady survived that long while being cut open from a running chainsaw and then being thrown like a tiny rock lol.

[@christinastokes5534]

The funniest part to me was all the kids recording him on the bus talking bout "you try anything, you're gunna get cancelled". That had me dying lmao

[@Lovicide]

The fact Elvis kept reminding us how Leatherface isn't Jason Voorhees reminded me of when I genuinely mistook Voorhees for using a chainsaw instead of machete in the movies when I was years younger. Incredible

[@doomedallweare5014]

not gonna lie, i had my trouble to keep leatherface, jason and Myers apart as a teen.

[@rodrelackerman9324]

All of the are huge dudes with masks,issues and weapons

[@intheneighborhoodtv]

That's so true, I always get Michael and Leatherface confused. Jason as well definitely only confused me. But the hockey mask makes him stand out a little more. Although this is why I think Freddy Krueger is the best of these old horror movies. Everything about him is different.

[@JesseSwaney]

Smh.. you damn children of today. No one from my generation would mistake Myers, Voorhees or Kruger. They're simply the best of what they do and each one is extremely unique.

[@j2bigd590]

@@JesseSwaney unique how? They’re all super strong and kill people, they all use masks and all of them use a variety of weapons at their disposal to kill people. None of them speak, all of them have backstories involving family trauma which caused them to kill. They’re all psychopaths. How are they unique aside from misc design?

[@smergthedargon8974]

Resident Evil 7 is a better Texas Chainsaw Massacre sequel than this could ever hope to be.

[@A_YouTube_Commenter]

Yep.

[@Be.my.chill.kill.127]

100% agree

[@tykamen5588]

Even the the 2017 prequel was better than this and I don't even like that movie

[@knightmarespawn2690]

"That's not groovy."

[@orirater1658]

So is resident evil 4

[@martijnbron5363]

I just loved that the guy in the bus thought canceling Leatherface was an option.

[@mageflame7477]

To be fair, he killed both women and black people, Canceled.

[@toaster4975]

You know that would happen in real life, though. lmao

[@Stigmatix666]

@@mageflame7477 Tbf, he's an equal opportunity killer

[@urgae9125]

@@mageflame7477 Don’t forget, he killed a disabled guy in the first film (Franklin)

[@Johnny_Serenity]

@@Stigmatix666 facts, it doesn’t matter what race you are because leather face would still kill you mercilessly.

[@madylinbatty7416]

The picture of the map every time you say "deep Texas" has me in literal tears 😂😂😂

[@prohikikomo]

So Melony insults a guy with a gun, but is fine with a lady with the confederate flag? So much for character consistency. Also love the Ring poster!

[@declanp1]

You can be anti-gun and racist.

[@prohikikomo]

@@declanp1 the point im getting at is that Melony seems to obviously be very, how to put it, passionate about her beliefs. I'm simply saying I'd assume she believes both, and also that if your bold enough to insult someone literally just having a self defense tool, then your probably going to be verbally mad at a literal racist.

[@westerner1966]

@@prohikikomo To be honest, she has a really stupid character the minute she said that to the guy with a gun. It's Texas, of course you're gonna have a gun. Either also she's probably just hypocritical and doesn't know about the Rebel Flag.

[@DemBigOlEyes]

@@prohikikomo You're asking too much of a 2nd time director. Dont forget they are driving a tesla, and they needed to refuel it with gas at the beginning.

[@toaster4975]

@@DemBigOlEyes I never saw the Tesla logo on it. Pretty sure it is just a generic smart car.

[@Avirxu]

This movie literally had the WORST and most unnecessary ending I've ever seen, it actually left me flabbergasted and made me recoil with disgust at how bad it was.

[@laurarules3642]

LMFAO

[@obijuankanobi7814]

Heh

[@declanp1]

That was the best part!

[@NixLotus]

The little dance he did at the end lol

[@johnnyr2646]

I hated that chick so watching her getting her cut off made me so happy.

[@marvinthearson5227]

That ending with the self driving car going 5mph killed me funniest part of the entire movie and only part I enjoyed because of how stupid it was.

[@JJAB91]

I love how you can see the girl jittering her body back and forth before the chainsaw even touches her.

[@uglybetty8747]

The only best part of the entire movie lmao

[@KillaSardinez5656]

The ending with Bubba just holding up the head like a trophy being all like "look what I got! LMAO" and then doin' his little dance really made me laugh, hehehe I gotta appreciate this movie at least a little, gave me a few hearty laughs here and there and had some good kills

[@apophis2129]

When he said "she's not dead" after she was Impaled on and brutally eviscerated by a chainsaw. I laughed so hard I probably woke my neighbors up.

[@RyujinRoninReach]

Good gore Great kills The people were insufferable And the ending was probably the best part It almost makes you root for leatherface

[@CynicalDoxxer58008]

It sucks Richter died real quick tho seeing he was the BEST CHARACTER

[@ramanand5187]

I was rooting so hard for leatherface once i saw the teens act immature and say "Cancel"

[@justsomeguywhocommentsonev4741]

would it be worth watching based on just that?

[@ramanand5187]

@@justsomeguywhocommentsonev4741 this will be an awesome movie for you if you are team leatherface

[@stolenart9290]

Last kill was great.

[@SuperRayW]

Fun fact I recently learned: if you don't file your property deed with the state, you don't have to pay property tax on it. It is literally only a fee for "deed protection" which sounds suspiciously like "protection racket". However, your physical deed becomes the only proof you own the property, and you can't take out a mortgage on it, line of credit, etc.

[@natelax1367]

I may be wrong but I also believe that should you try to sell the house down the line you have to pay the back property taxes from the years the deed wasn’t filed.

[@SuperRayW]

@@natelax1367 that may be possible, however, if you keep it in family and it's inherited, you could potentially just put it off indefinitely; I doubt they can stick the inheritor with back taxes, and worst case they can simply default and let them take the house

[@basedbarackobama]

"Deed protection is a racket" Sure, until you're me and garage you have your important documents in gets struck by lightning and burns down. Then it's super important.

[@neliaferreira9983]

Which country you mean?

[@reedtheinfinite]

15:00 the way you clowning this movie is hilarious lol now i wana watch it

[@alanolivera_]

Here in Brazil, the name of the movies is translated like "O massacre da serra elétrica" wich means "The eletric Chainsaw massacre" Just imagine someone running with a "eletric" chainsaw with a 50 meters extension cord throught the city

[@rainbowsorceress2082]

não pô, "serra elétrica" traduz pra apenas "chainsaw". a palavra "serra" sozinha seria "saw", sinônimo de serrote. a piada ainda funciona, só queria dar esse esclarecimento msm

[@hey_its_kev]

They did that on aqua teen hunger force lol with Willie Nelson….”nice head, I think I’ll take it” Lolol

[@kiwigaming09]

I can imagine him plugging it into a electric car charger then him and the person he is chasing just awardly standing there waiting for it to charge

[@winchesterisms]

they just tried to make leatherface into michael myers. especially considering the fact that leatherface is in his 70's but can still take a chainsaw to the stomach , nearly drown and still seem completely unbothered by it.

[@commandercat10]

I had the same idea

[@mop5365]

And the first final girl coming back as discount Ripley like in the halloween reboot

[@brandonspain12345]

I think they try to make him more like Jason Voorhees with him killing people for his mother's death. Which is NOT who Leatherface is. He was abused by his parents, he was made to kill, eat and wear humans because of them. He's like a guard dog that just so happens to be abused and spoiled. He is not sympathetic nor would he try to kill everyone in the town, he's afraid of people, he keeps himself isolated from people. He wouldn't slash people is just because. He doesn't go to his victims. They go to him. This is probably my least favorite movie of the series because how much they missed the point of the series and character and claims it's the faithful sequel to the original movie.

[@certifiedintellectualjames5053]

@@mop5365 Except…it made since in the Halloween reboot and because of the trauma that Michael had caused Laurie, thus making her have such issues, even after a long time of his defeat. This though? Not so much than for nostalgic fare.

[@xxprototypexx5056]

​@@brandonspain12345 it's probably meant to be a reference to Ed Gein and his unhealthy obsession with his own mother.

[@MichaelHrusovsky]

They probably couldn’t even jump Leatherface in the bus to begin with because, as Elvis put it perfectly, this is Jasonface. Also, the fact the director was in that comments section and said “Who hired this clown?” is so perfect to describe the entire movie. He did. He’s the clown who made this movie. 10/10.

[@ollieno971]

I’d say more MichaelFace. The way he has super strength and stuff and the way they brought back the final girl like in the new Halloween movies.

[@Garviel-Loken]

@@ollieno971 Shapeface?

[@ollieno971]

@@Garviel-Loken lol yes

[@TheNick993]

Jasonface Myers

[@pateris]

@@ollieno971 Even if they could not do bugger all with it ! She's supposed to be the main character and ended up an afterthought (though you could say the same about the second Halloween reboot… remake… sequel… whatever.)

[@ewanmcgregorofficial3641]

The fact they put the car in autopilot instead of driving off in their car the goes 0 to 60 in like 3 seconds is astounding

[@fuzzypanda1684]

They were committed to accurately depicting the level of stupidity that the average SJW exhibits.

[@medieval8893]

I remember seeing the trailer and being like: ”Yup, this is basically just 2018‘s Halloween but with chainsaws and weird creative decisions…“

[@ollieno971]

Exactly

[@pateris]

Aaaaaaand you were absolu-bloody-tely right !!!

[@believeinmatter]

The first one had such a crazy vibe, basically set the tone for so many other horror movies that came after. Its such a shame this one is so disappointing

[@laurarules3642]

I discovered the original in the days when the internet was just taking off. So I managed to go into it completely blind knowing nothing and it was the most exhilarating , terrifying and emotionally draining movie I have ever watched. I was on the edge of my seat for most it and I couldn't believe how unsettling it was. I have watched it dozens of times since and I have never once recaptured how it made me feel on the first viewing . For a one off crazy rollercoaster ride its the best. I hated the sequels but I loved TCM 2002 (I think?) but it was a good horror but it wasn't a patch on the original. All the other movies I thought were garbage apart from beginnings which was just above average.

[@fisher3317]

The sequels lacked that true-life crime feel that the first one had. The first one felt like a recreation of a disturbing scenario that really happened (it didn't, but the opening narration and text scrawl, restraint in using gore, and the grungy low-budget look sold the illusion) while the rest have felt like typical slasher films.

[@KingOfGaymes]

@@fisher3317 the second one is good I think, it isn’t similar besides leatherface really but it’s stupidly entertaining

[@fisher3317]

@@KingOfGaymes Yeah, that one was entertaining as a dark comedy that was satirizing the original.

[@thefilmeffect6089]

@@fisher3317 The first film was so well shot and creative, but the second one still brought something new to the table with it's dark sense of humor. The rest are all shit.

[@lacountess]

When she shot him twice but failed to shoot him a third time so he would fall in the water, and then he straightened up like nothing happened, I started laughing for real. He acted like an NPC in a video game whose life bar hadn't depleted completely so those shots didn't count. 😂

[@im3phirebird81]

Horror movie pitch meeting: How many hitpoints will our antagonist have? xD

[@DrDolan2000]

+@@im3phirebird81 Yes

[@godzillagurus576]

Leatherface in 2022: *has powers* Jason: apparently we arent the only ones have supernatural powers Michael: yep

[@ollieno971]

As soon as I saw the trailer for this I could tell they were just going to turn Bubba into a Michael clone. One of the reasons why I love the original and bubba as a character so much Is bc he is different from other masked silent slashers. He has personality. He is sympathetic, he makes little noises, he is childlike and has some kind of developmental disorder so he is not this super intelligent crafty super villain, and he’s human unlike Michael who is basically immortal, can pretty much teleport, and walk around silently despite being huge, or Jason who is a zombie pretty much. Like In this he sets traps which is just not his character he probably wouldn’t even have the insight or thought to do that bc he has limited intelligence. They made him this ruthless, emotionless, unfeeling murder machine that just slashes without thought at whoever is in front of him. Like it’s literally not the same character at all.

[@zakakhan1572]

I love that u called Leatherface " bubba"

[@killmii8473]

@@zakakhan1572 I'm pretty sure he was nicknamed bubba in one of the older films

[@pateris]

True. He was definitely one of a kind, and a crossdresser too !

[@lunalluna9401]

No movie captured his personality like the first one. The reason why I love his character over any other slasher villain is because I sympathize with him, he's a big strong man with the mind of a child and his family took advantage of that and manipulated him to do despicable things. They were the real villains of the story. His family knew the implications of what they were doing, he didn't. I don't think he understood what he was doing is wrong, for him it's completely normal to butcher innocent animals in the slaughterhouse so he does the same thing with humans. I'm sure that was the whole commentary of the first film. He wants to be a useful member of the family and wants to look normal just like them. That's why he's obedient and uses people's faces, not because he's this evil monster that kills random people for no reason. In my opinion if there's no family, there's no tcm

[@Unremarkable6969]

I've never seen a Texas Chainsaw Massacre movie that was so Anti-Texas, and the worst part is that they don't do anything with this commentary, it exists only to please corporate executives.

[@LeechWife]

Well, Texas does kinda suck.

[@declanp1]

What are you even talking about?

[@declanp1]

@@LeechWife fuck Texas

[@sikigenesis]

@@declanp1 all other tcm movies were filmed in texas while this one was filmed in bulgaria for some fuck all reason

[@awesometwitchy]

I interpreted it the opposite way. I thought the commentary was about rich millennial Bitcoin hipsters rolling into tiny towns run by white-collar workers with well-rooted traditions and then buying houses like they're trying on clothes, with no regard for the damage done to old folks who just want to retire in peace. I thought leather face was an extremist version of "come and take it" but instead of an AR-15 and a Bud Light he wields a chainsaw. The younger sister only survives in the end because she fights back with a shotgun instead of running and hiding which is what she did when her school was being shot up in the past. I'd find this movie cathartic if I was a Conservative Texan.

[@sui1162]

Omg, I was laughing my ass off at the end, the pure amount of happiness I felt when that girl died at the very end is unmatched by anything Ive ever experienced before.

[@Niko_Suavey]

I was LOSING MY MIND when he cut her head off and started swinging the chainsaw around! Man that was fuckin great lol this movie was great to laugh at, enjoyed it far more than the Halloween kills

[@seriousnesstv7902]

Why do you get enjoyment out of people getting brutally killed?

[@dibassarkar2898]

That ending was the best, I was rooting for leatherface to kill her so bad

[@sui1162]

@seriousnessTV, why so serious? Also she was annoying and had no right surviving snd the thought of her sister who was also annoying getting more traumatic events happening to her that scar her is really satisfying.

[@seriousnesstv7902]

@@sui1162 serious is the name 🌝

[@Bwaatiss]

Probably the most frustrating movie ever; so many chances to kill him/get away and they just...don't. I was on the verge of a panic attack from the anxiety that the sheer stupidity of the characters was causing me.

[@PB-Toho97]

It's amazing how this movie and the 1974 original makes me feel about the "final girl/s". In the original I hoped that our heroine survives and so I routed with her. In this 2022 movie I was routing for Leatherface and I was genuinely laughing tears at the end. ^^'

[@pateris]

In fact, I thought the Marcus Nispel one was interesting, insofar that he made you really root for the victims, so much that you ended up nauseated by what they had to go though. At least he found a new approach !

[@d_sb]

Dude I've been trying so hard to get my friends to watch this with me and every single one has refused. I haven't even started the video and I cannot tell you how much joy it's brought me to see you make it lol, thank you

[@NathanTarantlawriter]

It was awfully well behaved of those victims to refrain from fighting back. It was nice of them to queue up for Mr. Leatherface when he had to chainsaw them one after another. They barely tried to escape. That was very respectful.

[@fuzzypanda1684]

They're SJWs, they probably didn't want to trigger anyone by running or trying to escape.

[@DrDolan2000]

I mean you got to slow down for someone in their, what? Mid-80s? It's only fair to give him a chance

[@AdamSmith-zd8ft]

Can we just take a moment to appreciate how perfectly Elvis pulls off making wholesome content around adult themes? *chefs kiss*

[@TheStealthyPyro]

Also there are a lot of very normal and logical reasons to carry a gun anywhere, like for instance you live in a town that houses a cannibalistic serial killer

[@armyofuno8196]

Unfortunately he has a magical bullet deflecting chainsaw

[@AH-pr9tq]

The interesting thing about the old chainsaws like in Texas chainsaw massacre is that they didn't give a shit about safety. There was no throttle lock and on some models you could flick a switch to lock the trigger on full throttle so honestly he could've thrown that saw. The more insane part is that his chain is so loose that it'd probably come off and hit him and I doubt that leatherface sharpened his saw before doing this so it'd be dull and maybe even rusted.

[@CanItAlready]

And after having gasoline sit in there for decades, gumming up everything, it wouldn't have started up in the first place.

[@lrts1lrts181]

An actor from the original film had fought on the Vietnam war and he said that he preferred the war than the films shooting.

[@jessicacollins4042]

True lol my dad laughed about the chainsaw and the multiple issues with using one that way lol

[@Miraak22]

I genuinely have never skipped even one video since you started making movie reviews, i really love your style and humor. Thanks for the entertaining content!

[@SillyMischeviousActivities]

The party bus massacre part was brutal and actually made me laugh at the start and be left in shock at the end of that part.

[@aheagovulture267]

I actually loved this movie, for all the wrong reasons, I *WANTED* leatherface to win, and oh god was I happy when he did

[@toaster4975]

I think that was the point, to be honest. A lot of modern horror movies are going for that angle.

[@j2bigd590]

Tbh I liked this movie, but I hated all the characters because theyre all annoying. I hated the last character especially, she didn’t deserve to win whatsoever. But I really liked the gore and kills so it was pretty entertaining. It also wasn’t super slow.

[@lawcane]

So you wanted the mentally challenged deformed old psychopath to win?

[@trixx9652]

I was so happy when he cut that mel girls head off. She was probably the worst character in the history of film. I wanted her to die the entire movie

[@Law2120]

@@apaintbrush. Need one to survive for a sequel

[@XERO_MX]

Elvis - "So they are getting gas" Movie - them literally having a tesla💀

[@TardarSauce]

dont care what anyone says , the gore was great. the first kill where the guy guys his arm bone shoved through his neck was insane. props to the makeup/vfx team

[@MickeyMallone.]

Fully on board with this, but it was also unintentionally hilarious.

[@Nantosuelta]

but the movie itself is utter dog shit.

[@TardarSauce]

@@Nantosuelta your not wrong

[@guts7778]

Fr I loved the damn movie, if you think it works then it is. Dont follow the band wagon.

[@demonsuckafucka6828]

Very true people like to shit on everything, this movie was actually decent

[@Lutfur12345]

19:59 During this scene my girlfriend said "Beyblade let it rip!" and I spat my drink everywhere nearly dying from laughter 😂

[@pinoyjona]

Out of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre movies, this one frustrated me the most for the dumb choices, unlikable characters, and insultingly has great visual scenes, which was my saving grace and making this movie higher than the previous two. Also, why Lila didn’t shoot Leatherface, cause the Texan guy pulled out the ammo when he realized how uncomfortable she was in a earlier scene.

[@brandonspain12345]

(looks back at Texas Chainsaw 3D) Perhaps I treated you too harshly...

[@theshield2207]

Well they are part of cancel culture expect them to be dumb😹

[@dyldragon1]

The uploader kept emphasizing how unintentionally funny the movie is but really the only part that had me laughing was that part where Sally just followed Leatherface out of the house with a shotgun held to his head demanding an apology. Everything else he found funny I just found annoying as fuck

[@orirater1658]

Jesus the only good film in this series was the original 1974 film

[@gianniparello2632]

Ok hear me out: If the director was trying to make me root for leather face this was one of the best directing jobs in history

[@ikapatino3214]

Those people were insufferable.

[@jaygopinath1694]

​@@ikapatino3214chainsawable for sure

[@MikeMarlowe-ym3zy]

In one of the dumb modern ones he really is like the protagonist of the story so I wouldn’t doubt that that influenced the writing of this one

[@ryangoza2370]

You can bypass the kill switch. Either by re wiring the tool, or just tape or glue it down. It's super easy. Also makes the tool way more dangerous to use.

[@thejedisonic67]

I doubt leatherface has the brain capacity to ducktape it down though

[@ryangoza2370]

@@thejedisonic67 fair critique. But I live in rural Oklahoma and you would be surprised at some of the stuff I've seen idiots accomplish with duct tape. 😂

[@NormanTiner]

@@thejedisonic67 that chainsaw is just about his whole world, and if it runs still after all the gore it's chewed through (not it's intended use), then you know he can disassemble, sharpen and service it. He may not know a lot of things, but he knows that chainsaw.

[@ghostfaze2301]

@@NormanTiner the saw is family

[@Thurston86]

it’s super easy? Is it also barely an inconvenience?

[@owllee9585]

5:30 I do have to say I really like this shot. The colorful dusty light shining through the happy window only to show a behemoth of a dark ominous silhouette foreshadowing the upcoming threat like a wall of darkness blocking your way to get to the light. That’s just how I see it I think it’s very pretty as well.

[@TobyWoby]

I've seen worse horror films than this to be honest, but at least this is pretty fun to watch.

[@JamesFromTexas]

It was pretty fun (and funny) to watch. Excellent cinematography, sound, lighting, and editing. Decent actors too. Too bad the storyline was so goofy, it could have been great.

[@TheGoldenDunsparce]

I still feel like House of a Thousand Corpses is worse

[@Fr6]

I thought it wasn't bad 🤷

[@thefilmeffect6089]

@@JamesFromTexas It does look good....too bad literally everything else is shit.

[@alanbrad4564]

I wouldn't mind it if the movie was just a full-on slasher film, but they tried way too hard to incorporate story elements from the past into it, and the story was straight up garbage. Bringing in the older character just felt like they were trying to be like the new Halloween. It also didn't help that they made Leatherface overpowered like Micheal Meyers or Jason.

[@Goldfox2112]

give your editor a bonus, he edited in a legendary chainsaw animation that looked legit to a half asleep me untill my brain thought hol up smth aint right

[@kimsomniac]

As a person in the Pacific Northwest, that has had to cut fire wood before winter, a chainsaw is a horrible weapon. I was always freaked out by the original TCM. After being old enough to be given the chainsaw to use...I realized it would suck to chase teens around. If it is not a straight cut, nope. Even then, it gets stuck all the time, is heavy, needs fuel and oil, and the chain breaks or slips off the bar if used incorrectly (like a bike chain)

[@danieldefranco9959]

Idk, when I was young, I was helping my dad cut wood, and the chainsaw kicked back and cut my arm and hand, only touched for an instant, and I didn't even feel it, I even said "Woah, that was close" till i looked at my hand and just saw nothing but a gushing wound on my arm/ hand. Anyhow, it shredded my glove and gave me a huge gash that needed hospitalization and a lot of stitches, it nicked my artery and if it would have gone any deeper it would have severed said artery and I would have bled to death before I got to the hospital. Idk, chainsaws might be unwieldy, but a straight cut is not required nor is the chain an issue against flesh, and they can be kind of spoopy btw I know I'm two months late, but thanks for listening if you did

[@danieldefranco9959]

Btw no permanent damage thankfully, if you were wondering. I will always have a pretty gnarly scar though. Also, no intent to undermine your opinion, just wanted to share my personal experience, and its alright if you still are skeptical. I still wish you the best, and a bright future my dude.

[@matman000000]

@@danieldefranco9959 The first half of your description sounds like you cut your hand clean off.

[@danieldefranco9959]

@@matman000000 My apologies, I just edited to hopefully make the sentence a little more clear, thanks for the help

[@JeanMarceaux]

Chainsaws are also terrible at cutting bone (know that from experience) Angle grinders, on the other hand… Now that's a scary thing.

[@ElJuaritozz]

The premise of older slasher movies is their human aspect, the fact that it was a regular as crazy person with not a very big supernatural presence, made them scary, realistic. To showcase a movie with fact and the tiniest amount of fiction in its possibilities and consequences makes the viewer ponder the possibility of a situation like that could actually occur.

[@restant8845]

Honestly it only takes me 15 minutes in any horror movie to decide if im rooting for the killer or the survivors because most of the time nowadays i root for the killer just due to how incompetent and stupid the survivors are. But once you root for the killer, the movie becomes a lot more fun.

[@dibassarkar2898]

In every slasher movie, the characters are pretty dumb and annoying..... this was no exception. I always root for the killer in every slasher movie

[@IsaacClodfelter]

So, I'd imagine a lot of the reason for being anti- gun would be for safety which makes needlessly confronting someone that is armed is both stupid (duh) but also not explained by her being anti- gun. Oh my lord that Sally's character assassination. Standing there, holding him at gun point, doing fuck all. Whooooo wheee!

[@DarthZ01]

the irony of a horror movie trying to push anti gun attitudes, while not having a single person use a gun correctly, when everything about this situation would be solved instantly by a gun owner who knows wtf theyre doing

[@shadowboy0126]

Anti-gun people are usually pretty stupid and cant find one good reason why their idea is the right one anyway. Pretty accurate to real life.

[@certifiedintellectualjames5053]

@@DarthZ01 And also actually AIMING for the head? Do they NOT know how to do that? Lmao

[@sammelgar7239]

Elvis never mentions it but the reason Mel is anti-gun is because all four of the main characters were victims of a school shooting in the past and the movie does show flashbacks to connect to their trauma but you're right, I don't know why she'd be stupid enough to insult a gun owner,, I would be nervous af

[@shadowboy0126]

@@sammelgar7239 most gun owners are pretty nice and responsible people so I wouldn't worry too much bout that but you should still be nice to people obviously. Most gun violence is actually just suicides but the news won't tell you that.

[@sydberetta4649]

The most surprising thing is that Halloween 2018 hasn't lead to far more of these kind of Legacy horror movies having the Final Girl come back like this

[@smugbowkid9919]

Elvis seeing bad horror movies must be euphoric for him. And honestly, this movie is so horrible I can’t help but completely love it.

[@SoWhosGae]

I can't believe the amount of bad haircuts in this movie, esp from people who're supposedly "influencers". Are they doing a challenge on who has the most accurate late 70s-80s orphan hair? smh

[@declanp1]

Who said they were influencers? They were real estate moguls. Not one did they mention anything about being social media influencers.

[@willows6114]

they aren’t social media influencers though? Lmao

[@allyturner147]

I watched this movie with my dad, and when the dude said Leatherface was going to get "canceled", we both lost it for a solid minute. I am not exaggerating. Best movie ever lol

[@MarkHoulihan5]

The ending is so iconic. The self driving tesla. The girl getting dragged out and decapitated. I honestly HOWLED.

[@taylordavison6849]

This movie made me laugh so hard. The part where Leatherface made his way onto the party bus was fucking hilarious. It's an unintentional comedy. Sarah Yarkin's character had to be my least favorite. She was weirdly possessive of her sister and, of course, instantly made herself unlikeable by making fun of someone with whom she didn't see eye to eye. I couldn't be happier Leatherface killed her. The gun thing I can only chalk up to the director's own lack of understanding how an AR functions. So, yeah, it's a wonderful disaster. *What made Leatherface scary was the fact that he didn't act on his own volition. He did what he was told. The family of Leatherface were the true villains. Leatherface was more or less just a lapdog, a child trying to satisfy his family's needs. This Leatherface is way too cunning on his own to be the original.

[@jujubeelee3913]

Yeah the original leather face had the mind of a child who’s this loser?

[@mattj1829]

I mean to be fair he has aged 50 years, you'd think he might have picked up some things. I agree the movie is so terrible that it's hilarious

[@ollieno971]

EXACTLY. Bubba is just a big baby. They straight up just turned him into Michael for this.

[@G0dgrave]

That's an 82 year old man BTW! Running around like he is an Olympic athlete revving a bigass chainsaw! And at no point was bubba ever superhuman he's just a big baby

[@blyat8832]

of all the things they tried to honor in terms of legacy, they had to honor the whole "Texas chainsaw never had a good sequel passed the original sequel" smh

[@donnybuoy]

They weren't trying to honor anything, bb. Hence why Sally was thrown in the garbage. They were simply making a fun slasher film.

[@blyat8832]

@@donnybuoy lol don't know about you but I don't think the film is "fun." More like pain all the way through lol

[@donnybuoy]

@@blyat8832 I had a blast 🤷‍♂️ Probably bc I don't go into movies expecting to hate it. Or compare them to the movies before them. Or nitpick, in general. The movie had awesome gore and an actual chainsaw massacre. It delivered, in my book.

[@blyat8832]

@@donnybuoy hey if that's all it takes to accept garbage, then more power to you. I personally don't like supporting things that damage and hurt franchises, since that shows the creators they can keep doing that. But that's just me

[@donnybuoy]

@@blyat8832 LMAO, you act like a literal crime was committed. Halloween Kills was trash but everyone loves it for the exact same reasons they hate TCM-it was dumb, gory slasher fun. Idk how many slashers you've seen, but they're typically pretty bad. And pretty aware of it, too.

[@ashschramm6595]

When I heard that guy say “try anything and you’re cancelled” I had to physically walk away from my laptop for a good minute to just breathe

[@HipposAreDeadly]

I watched this with people over Discord and we couldn’t stop cracking jokes. The only thing that makes this movie worth watching is doing it with others.

[@CyberneticStreetrunner]

I personally loved the ending,it genuinely made me laugh when the sister was pulled out the car,it was so abrupt and hilarious,I loved it

[@electricbayonet2]

I’ll never get tired of Hollywood writers thinking that chainsaws are these frightening blue-collar katanas that cut through everything like lightsabers.

[@thejedisonic67]

well anything that a slasher killer holds is automatically a lightsaber due to having quadruple super strength don't cha know

[@susiehaltmann3342]

“Try anything and you’re canceled bro!” *insert crowd facepalming meme here*

[@cutieraids8786]

Both the 2003 and 2006 Chainsaw Massacres are my favorite and are pretty decent considering how these movies typically go.

[@rodrelackerman9324]

Mine too.they were amazing

[@josephsummers2427]

The 2003 and 2006 were actually very well done. Gory and well directed.

[@chrisbaker7583]

I was literally screaming "none of you have to go with her!" at my tv when the blonde decided to ride to hospital in place of the other girl. I try and cut writers slack when it comes to slasher movies, because if everyone did the smart thing obviously most of them wouldnt get killed, and it wouldnt be a slasher, but the writing in this was so lazy and wasnt creative at all with how they set the characters up to die. The entire last act of the movie felt like the writers just said "fuck it, we gotta finish this thing". It was a mess.

[@CarloisBuriedAlive]

There are so many weird decisions, which is so different from “dumb” decisions. People make dumb decisions all the time. But like…some old lady is having a heart attack and one of you goes to the hospital - why? You see a guy with his face slashed open and you quietly go back into the bus and say nothing to everybody else? Why did Leatherface go back and hang out in his room despite two of the girls getting away? Why did Sally not SHOOT instead of letting him walk away only to shoot a few seconds later?

[@bluemeriadoc]

@@CarloisBuriedAlive um maybe because she treated them as guests and they're taking her house? people have no manners today

[@bluemeriadoc]

@Cristo Alba what does anyone visiting at a hospital do? when has talking to a doctor ever helped a patient ever???? brain dead!

[@gearlord1968]

Big fan ! Thanks for making my depression go away for a lil bit

[@CrimsonWingX]

The people on the bus aren't kids, they are the potential investers.

[@simplylexxx]

One thing that also made me mad during this movie is when "cowboy guy" (who was my favorite character) is putting up a good fight with leather face and instead of Mel helping him or escaping, she just lays under the bed the ENTIRE TIME!

[@gillysummerss]

I mean tbf if the killer didn’t know I was there and then he gets ambushed and is equal strength with the attacker I wouldn’t reveal myself either. 😂

[@beehatesyou]

RIGHT

[@auraicide4883]

I feel like this suffers from the same problem a lot of franchises do is trying too hard to be "modern." Like....it seems like the longer any franchise drags out the more time it spends trying to make it's latest installment trendy and memeable rather than focusing on making a movie good.

[@rijjhb9467]

Understandable, since the original creators of old franchises are usually long gone and the franchise at this point is just a corporate empty shell.

[@drnkbeer1]

Elvis, I think you misunderstood the plot. These influencers bought the whole town, they own everything there (hence the deeds), their intention is to bring in their influencer friends and revive it by selling each plot off by auction, whilst also making a shit ton of dough and making a millennial community

[@drnkbeer1]

Apart from Leatherfaces mom's house, which considering they own 99% of the town, they assumed they owned too but though she agreed to sell she never sent over the deeds**

[@laurarules3642]

It would be a "woke" community so Leatherface did us all a favour really lol

[@cobra3094]

@@laurarules3642 That word? Really?

[@christopherbennett5858]

@@drnkbeer1 Which I get. The problem is that it looked like none of them were really making anything that people needed in the area e.g. modernising the technology and electrical wiring in the houses whilst everyone seems to be trying the niche artisanal game.. It felt like the plan was self defeating. I mean, you decide to build this millennial community away from gun violence... in Texas. Its a hard sell to have both people moving in and getting local demand from other towns. Sure, you could market outside the state but there's probably not much they're selling that people can't buy somewhere else for cheaper. However, its all kind of moot since Leatherface sinks that idea.

[@TheCreepyLantern]

@@cobra3094 i know right, "Community" is so fake

[@LiilYogurt]

I was watching this movie on my own, until I got to the "you're gunna get cancelled" scene, I immediately burst into laughter and invited a bunch of people to watch the movie with me because I just couldn't take it seriously enough to watch alone anymore. Was a much better experience with other people lmao, I love how many horror/slasher movies accidentally just become comedies. Somehow Scream, a PURPOSEFULY COMEDIC SLASHER MOVIE, is more serious than this, like that's insane

[@pateris]

Well, as you say, most horror movies are basically dark comedies at heart. You rarely find a really disturbing one like, say "Martyrs"…

[@ShuckyDucky09]

If the characters had any level of intelligence it wouldn’t have been half bad they were just shockingly dumb

[@thomasjefferson2676]

They’re in a Tesla. In the middle of nowhere. Yep. Lots of electric car chargers in “deep Texas”

[@ElkiaStellar]

You're forgetting one important thing Elvis, if logic existed in horror movies there wouldn't be any horror movies

[@user-fs9ul9ib3b]

The thing

[@dahannes6739]

Saw?

[@ashglaze7267]

Yeah but I feel like it should still be somehow be believable ....In this movie it was unbelievably stupid .

[@iPownYouN00B]

I mean people still get kidnapped raped and tortured in real so logically speaking there is plenty of stuff that you could use as reference for horror movies

[@eylonavraham8921]

wouldn't be any BAD horror movies.

[@trulypatrice]

😂😂😂😂💀 every time you ran the chainsaw tutorial to cheekily say "that's not how chainsaws work" sent me! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 i had to pause the video every time to cackle!