Texas Humor - Part 1

Being a Texan, I for sure knew I could take a virtual road trip on the Internet and find some Texas humor. For sure I did. Kick back and relax to the humor, memes and the wisdom of the Texans !!
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Equipment Used :
Sony AX100
Software :
MS Movie Maker
Music
Pre-intro -Daisy Dukes by Silent Partner
Intro - Cantina Blues by Kevin MacLeod
The Jokes/Memes - Dirt Road Traveler byAudioautix
Outro - RetroFuture Dirty by Kevin MacLeod

[@jofus3604]

I wasn't born in Texas, but got here as quick as I could! God Bless Texas🤠

[@vivdian_fox4380]

When I️ was younger I️ didn’t even realize “y’all” wasn’t something other states said.

[@ftkiefel]

I have noticed the same thing in my travels in other states. Thanks for stopping by.

[@mikenov.3468]

For real

[@heathervaughn5212]

I still forget-

[@maxride6954]

Same

[@boethius1812]

I still say "youse", New York-style.

[@cyphami7111]

2:51 actually so true it burns down here in texas 8:47 in texas if you get in that thing you literally will burn yourself thru your entire body (with plastic) BUT WHEN ITS METAL 12:14 I advise every single one of you to never walk around barefoot in the grass if Texas i've done it before and I regret it so much 13:07 You don't have to be the driver anywhere in the freaking car is literally staring into fire

[@ftkiefel]

Yep, you are so right !!!

[@evanb0764]

Sounds about accurate

[@y0urs03pic]

Also Me: Meanwhile In El Paso (Far West Texas)..

[@maxride6954]

8:47 *cowers behind tree* my traumas are coming back

[@memebigboi5330]

True

[@TheVictor799]

Proud Texan!

[@ftkiefel]

Same here.

[@RedChaos24]

Proud to be a Texan

[@ftkiefel]

Same here. Thanks for stopping by.

[@xera2583]

It doesn’t snow it rains ice

[@ftkiefel]

LOL. Yes, especially in the DFW area and the panhandle. Thanks for stopping by and have a great day.

[@Sabbathissaturday]

As a 6th generation native Texan, I felt compelled to subscribe! Great job. Even if I’m 5 years late.

[@Texbec]

OMG LMFAO I love these. Sums us up in every way. Yeehaw.

[@eb7274]

2:44 YES let me name the seasons January: Somewhat Chilly Febuary: CANT MAKE UP ITS MIND IF ITS WINTER OR SPRING March: Rain just......rain April: Just....more rain that's it May: FINALLY warm June: EVERYONE IS BURNING July:THE WORLD IS ON FIRE August: Okay this is fine this is PERFECT September: The frikin Green Pecan tree seeds are EVERYWHERE October: Its actually okay it's cold and rainy but okay November: It's cold and wet and windy we only enjoy the holiday December: LET IT BE SPRING!!!

[@ftkiefel]

LOL !!! I think your right on target.

[@xera2583]

PECANS! I have two pecan trees and two fig trees and a apple tree (we use all for food btw)

[@nathanlink4926]

Texas for the win!

[@ftkiefel]

Thanks man !!!

[@silvia-zq9yt]

Texan starter pack: Guns, Ford truck, ranch and some loud country music with a hat

[@ftkiefel]

LOL. Thanks for stopping by and the support.

[@bellsnotredame2757]

and don't forget Whataburger

[@Sabbathissaturday]

@@bellsnotredame2757 whataburger was sold to Yankees!

[@TomTom-ku6qi]

Silverados!!!

[@caninelupus8369]

As a tried and true texan, I can confirm that all of this is 110% true.

[@ftkiefel]

Thanks and thanks for stopping by.

[@theschmidts7727]

Great production!

[@pfdrtom]

Best Texas memes vid ever!

[@yorick22]

As a Texan I give this a TEXAN APPROVAL STAMP

[@ftkiefel]

Thanks so much. Thanks for stopping by and take care.

[@yorick22]

The Texas Road Runner you too

[@GamingAdventurer1]

8:47 this is why I don't ride on slides. I had a whole burn mark after riding that thing.

[@ftkiefel]

LOL. Yep you won't see me on one either. Thanks for stopping by and take care.

[@geronimus4288]

If your Texan you Cringed every time they spelt "Y'all" as "Ya'll".

[@ftkiefel]

I feel your pain.

[@undercovermilipede]

Y'all: A shorter way how to spell "You all." the comma split should be Y'all and not Ya'll

[@DRAGONSLAYER1220]

Here's a conversation you'll hear only in Texas: "Ya wanna Coke?" "Sure!" "What kind?" "Dr Pepper"

[@soup8451]

When someone pronounces pecans as “pee-cans” Texans: It’s pronounced... PEH-CAWNS

[@ftkiefel]

I concur.

[@hrheachafin6657]

A pee-can is what you keep under the bed so you don't have to stumble around to the outhouse in the middle of a cold winter night.

[@graysonschweitzer]

Person from somewhere other than Texas: oh that’s a cool bird......oh it’s snowing right now.......we’re having a heat wave tomorrow? When is the next flight home?! Me: *theres Texas weather for ya*

[@ftkiefel]

LOL. That's Texas for you.

[@Sabbathissaturday]

If y’all don’t like the weather just spend the night! It’ll change.

[@nowah30]

12:16 I Remember That Day It Sucked. Power Was Out For 3 Days In My Hometown North Of Childress.

[@ftkiefel]

LOL. At least we can now. Thanks for stopping by and take care.

[@staticmantra5833]

Gotta love Texas! Great video my friend!

[@ftkiefel]

Man, I gotta get back to Oklhoma someday. I mainly did the south central region. I had a lot of fun there.

[@staticmantra5833]

The Texas Road Runner It can be a lot of fun. Personally, I enjoy Texas because of the landscape. You can get a desert on one side, swamps on one, the ocean and pretty much, Oklahoma. So much variety.

[@recreationeer53]

I can confirm as a resident of Houston that 4:02 is true

[@ftkiefel]

LOL.

[@CHUNKYCATSFISHING]

Awesome video I miss TEXAS 👍🏼😎

[@ftkiefel]

Thanks !!! Did you use to live here or did you visit?

[@xioxio940]

10:51 xD I get that all the time like I look forward THANOS IS COMING TO TOWN. turn around Y’ALL JESUS IS BACK :D

[@cadenthecucumber4778]

I’m from Dallas Texas

[@ftkiefel]

I used to live in Waxahachie, south of Dallas. I used to work in Dallas.

[@laughingsnake1989]

Caden the Cucumber Saginaw boy here

[@casmarykay8433]

That was great! :D

[@ftkiefel]

Heading out on another Texas road trip in about an hour. So, more funnies to come.

[@wizzrt1]

So y'all remaber that thing called fall it bailed on us this year

[@ftkiefel]

Not sure what you are talking about? Could you elaborate more?

[@wizzrt1]

@@ftkiefel it was 30 yesterday in Livingston Texas

[@ftkiefel]

Dang !!!! I think we got down to 34 degrees. At least the sun is out again and warming all of us up.

[@ptvlogs5415]

It’s weird in north Texas because near Dallas and it’s northern suburbs nobody has an accent but they all pronounce/say things Texans say but around places like Lewisville, Mesquite, Prosper, And Pilot Point it feels like a while new place

[@ftkiefel]

I used to live in the Waxahachie area. Those women speak like they are from the deep South. LOL.

[@j.m126]

Great edit!!

[@ftkiefel]

Thanks soooo much !!!

[@Milton-ym4ns]

Too cool. I miss the Lone Star State. Even my ex was Dr. Pepper crazy, so did my mom when she was there.

[@xyrros01]

Fort Worth, Texas here

[@ftkiefel]

Great !!! Thanks for stopping by.

[@jeevanjacob4102]

Who else loves Buc-ee's?

[@ftkiefel]

I'm sure all of Texas loves Buc-ee's. The very first store is just 3 blocks from my house. It is kind of small when compared to the newer ones.

[@MrDonkeypants2]

Jeevan Jacob i don’t love i love love buc-ee’s

[@pixelproductions150]

they have icees there so obviously I love it

[@jase1252]

I'm in south texas so I get lots of rain. And I dont say pecan I say puh-kawn

[@ftkiefel]

Thanks for stopping by and stay safe out there.

[@jase1252]

Your welcome and I will try.

[@ZENOZP]

Me as a Texan 1:15 this is 100% true

[@ftkiefel]

You just can't make this stuff up. LOL.

[@jakedeal6508]

Nice video you put together, my favorite one was the one at 2:21

[@ftkiefel]

Thanks !!! Yea, that one was pretty funny.

[@greenlegocatsfan1018]

I'm from the city of Houston Texas

[@ftkiefel]

Thanks for stopping by and be safe out there.

[@Fyrsnake]

That huge road runner in the beginning is actually in Las Cruces, NM.

[@chrispaterson5524]

True, that one is, but there's one in Ft. Stockton, TX too.

[@cb145]

Great video

[@toysvilltvstudios2.072]

2:11, So true for us here in Pennsylvania as well. XD

[@thetexan1011]

1:36 as a native texan i can confirm this And yes the open carry law in texas is minimal But so is the rest Because i can own a tankgehwer if i can own a semi-auto rifle. At 11:05 i can direct you to one of them its down in a park/beach/port out by the bay and a bit off of Galveston where theres a sunken ship and that oil rig i think the beach is called Quintana but i might be off but its in the park building or outside of it.

[@ftkiefel]

LOL. You just can't make this stuff up. Thanks for stopping by and take care.

[@marshallhurt8814]

Awesome video as always buddy 👍

[@ftkiefel]

Thanks as always !!

[@janetjohnson2162]

Laughter: the best . medicine

[@amossnowdaharleyman9179]

11:10. I actually do that. Texan here, Duh. When I was going overseas people would ask where I was from. I would say Texas. Ah, an American. No, I'm a Texan....True story.

[@lda1970]

Proud

[@napalm_vietcong_2109]

As a Texan, the humor makes SO MuCH SEnSE.

[@ftkiefel]

Yep, it sure does.

[@RonAaron33]

Nice 👍🏻

[@evanb0764]

10:47 happens to me every day

[@ftkiefel]

Same here. You must live in Texas. Hey, thanks for stopping by and have a great New Year !!!

[@evanb0764]

Thank you, you also have a great new year!

[@frankguerrero9649]

Yup that's us

[@survivorfanspage5124]

Keep the work up man!

[@ftkiefel]

Thanks man !!!

[@marylending]

I luvv texaas ye

[@ristream.old18472]

9:25 that is Henrietta my home town

[@ftkiefel]

Glad you saw it and thanks for stopping by.

[@TomTom-ku6qi]

You really kinda blew it for me at the last photo… ALL Texans DO Not Cuss!!!

[@66gtb]

I never really thought about it before, but whenever we are out of the country and people ask where we’re from, I say Texas. Do people from other states say The United States?

[@ruizmc78]

This is correct

[@ftkiefel]

LOL. Thanks for stopping by. Take care.

[@wudubora]

No disrespect to Yankees (Anyone north of the Red River) but please understand that we'all'r Texans first, Americans second. Bless your heart.

[@MrDonkeypants2]

texas for life y’all

[@ftkiefel]

Amen !!!

[@MrDonkeypants2]

The Texas Road Runner what part of texas you from again cause i come from houston

[@ftkiefel]

I am in the Brazosport area south of Houston.

[@MrDonkeypants2]

now that’s a beautiful place

[@ftkiefel]

Thanks !!!

[@HarrisPropertyMaintenance]

i aint gonna lie this is accurate

[@ftkiefel]

There are some funny ones in there.

[@notxams2767]

I blew I rabbit up with a 12. Gauge slug from 12 briskets away down in waxahache

[@ftkiefel]

Heck, I used to live in a country neighborhood just north of Waxahachie. Good times there. I miss it.

[@expertarc3119]

I have a gun case that fits 64 guns at the best, still need another.

[@ftkiefel]

LOL !!!

[@sophiatpakirus8794]

I’m from Texas and I went to Florida and Louisiana(Louisiana is next to my State so it takes 1 gore or 40 minutes to get there(have a uncle and A aunt that lives in Louisiana!

[@ftkiefel]

I hope you enjoyed the video and thanks for stopping by. Take care.

[@sophiatpakirus8794]

The Texas Road Runner thank you!

[@gqinc1202]

* texan noise*

[@ftkiefel]

Yea, there is a lot noise in Texas. Ha ha ha. Take care.

[@danielprejean9341]

Texans Road Runners comment haha haha WOW

[@2001CuisinartToasterr]

2:04 why did you have to remind me of those horrible times

[@labrincon1532]

I was waiting for h.e.b 4:56

[@ftkiefel]

Yes, Thank God we have one in out little town. But the most awesome H.E.B.'s I have been to were in Waco, San Antonio and Pearland Texas. Hey, thanks for visiting and take care.

[@Sabbathissaturday]

Loved pee cans!

[@jessdatip4152]

Great video except for one meme @ 9:47

[@chrispaterson5524]

💯

[@thebluedevil4098]

For those who don't understand 2:25 most say peecans we say it like pacons

[@ftkiefel]

Yes, I have noticed that also. Thanks for stopping by.

[@Soulota101]

I spell y'all as yaw

[@Shrikesthorne]

Wait, kolaches are just in Texas?

[@ftkiefel]

OMG and LOL. They are everywhere. We have two just down the road from our home.

[@davidcantwell2489]

Not a bad video, once I turned the sound off.

[@kellencason5932]

1:32 so true

[@ftkiefel]

LOL. I had to review that.

[@insaneusername8340]

I’m from Cali

[@ftkiefel]

I have family in Cali.

[@insaneusername8340]

Nice 🙂

[@TexasRanger-lf6jc]

Hisssssss don't cali my Texas.

[@safename6150]

I'm in the west side so most are iralivent

[@gioret998]

no offense but he kinda reminds me of Ron from gta5. brings back memories

[@ftkiefel]

No offense taken.

[@ricardocastillo3048]

That road runner is not in Texas it’s in Las Cruces New Mexico. Why are you calling it the Texas road runner it’s very misleading?

[@chrispaterson5524]

True, that one is, but there's one in Ft. Stockton, TX also.

[@davidcantwell2489]

Not a bad video, once I turned the sound off.