Californians Move to Texas | Episode 2: The Cookout

Our Californian couple is back in Texas, and this time, they have to face their biggest culture shock yet: a Texas cookout. Will their marriage survive?
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[@TheBabylonBee]

What food is required at every cookout?

[@michellebarnhill5130]

Meat.

[@1TrueSelf]

beer

[@thechuckjosechannel.2702]

Meat.

[@Cybersharky_]

Burgers

[@cadergator]

MEAT

[@nikkij4873]

As a Hispanic person I officially died at the "Latinx people love me." The vast majority of us despise that term. Brilliant Bee!!

[@FaceD0wnDagon]

I have yet to meet a single Latino who actually says "Latinx." But I've met plenty who hate it.

[@laisphinto6372]

maybe the kids in liberal schools but lord forbid that they sa that at home the poor soul would feel the belt his entire life

[@FaceD0wnDagon]

@@laisphinto6372 Or "worse," la chancla.

[@miask]

My best friend is Latina and I once asked her about. She and her entire family are offended by it!

[@OscarSchneegans]

As a Hispanic immigrant who's lived in both Texas and California, I wholeheartedly agree.

[@NormanBoulder]

Every true Texan knew what she really meant when she said "Well bless your heart!" lol

[@80xdplays88]

I'm not even american and I knew what she meant lol

[@01nmuskier]

That translates all the way to North Carolina.

[@kenr4531]

@@01nmuskier ...And as far north as Montana.

[@arete8338]

Was it like "Let's go Brandon?" 🤣😂🤣😂

[@lizafrench8455]

"Wtf is wrong with her" Edit: sorry i meant , she/her and he/him. My bad

[@Brentisimo]

When the husband started crying in relief at finally being able to eat meat, my heart really went out to him. Academy award worthy material right there.

[@nogoods3511]

That is classic yes! 😎🌻

[@AN-lm6bs]

You’re an idiot who doesn’t know what an academy award performance looks like

[@animebrat76]

Either that woman is good in bed or… nope can’t think of any other reason why a guy would forsake meat like that for a woman

[@BrasenFossen]

Man's first love, meat.

[@seanLee-sk2mi]

what that black doing here, digusting.

[@gjones1316]

„I slipped and the meat fell in my mouth“ - while taking another bite is just hilarious

[@peterpan408]

Because it's an allusion to 'it wasnt my fault, it just slipped inside'.

[@static7985]

reminds me of "Today i fell and some shwarma fell in my mouth with some extra tahini" "ok" "and a slice of apple and around 3 liters of water. should i keep fasting or has allah fed me?"

[@tacoclaus8168]

“No, baby, don’t go, not yet” “You gonna run after her?” “In a minute” He finally got his priorities straight

[@tommoore2012]

The seeds of the red pill have been planted in him and they’ve begun to take root

[@Servants_Heart]

He needs to learn about Bill Miller BBQ too.

[@rachdarastrix5251]

Straight priorities are better than gay ones.

[@RandomPerson-nd2ey]

@@rachdarastrix5251 🤣🤣🤣

[@sabrecatsmiladon7380]

He'll be a REAL honorary Texan after he cooks his own BBQ for everyone else

[@mistervacation23]

I was asked by a California neighbor here in Texas not to cookout anymore cuz it was making them sick to smell meat cooking. I said Sure no problem. So the next day I went and bought the biggest brisket I could find and smoked it all day and half a night. I'm sure KZbin will take down my comment and call it harassment

[@fortnite.burger]

That's funny, that was smart thinking.

[@brennanparent6021]

I’m from southern Louisiana, some of my family lives in Texas and when we visited, I had the best damn bbq of my life

[@fortnite.burger]

@@brennanparent6021 That sounds fun!

[@TheRandomMuffinMan]

I’d rather have that. I just have a neighbor across the street who works on his machines and makes loud noises at 10pm.

[@jjquasar232]

Genuis

[@valerapopovich4135]

Born and raised in USSR I moved to Texas in 1999. Never once wanted to move to any other state. We have a lot in common: no BS, rough around the edge, but if you prove to be real and respectful people will open their heart. And it is as big as Texas itself! Thank you, Texans, and may God Bless 🙏

[@Nate1975]

Yeh man, I hear you

[@mikeellis2025]

We as Texans love to meet new people and open our arms in welcome.

[@jessicamellett368]

If all you've seen from the USSR is Texas, you have a very tiny frame of reference. 😄

[@mikeellis2025]

@@jessicamellett368 he has the best reference, Texas is the best state.

[@jessicamellett368]

@mikeellis2025 😆 You apparently don't have much reference, either. 😄 Ignorance is bliss, I'm not gonna take you from it, I'm just gonna snicker at the innocent ignorance. 😄🤷‍♀️🙂

[@RealXylon]

"You're gonna run after her?" "Yeah in a minute" The husband is amazing

[@Woodlock970]

This show so far is unironically better than 95% of the shows Hollywood has produced in the last 2 years.

[@Woodlock970]

So far, my prediction for the show is that they divorce because the husband got more and more conservative, and the wife moves back to California.

[@jerseydotcom7370]

Or 10 years...

[@averagerobert8211]

@@Woodlock970 someone pin this and come back in a month

[@Woodlock970]

@ladawg81 NOOO don't do that man i actually like the husband's character development

[@averagerobert8211]

@@Woodlock970 don't need to be weather guy lol. Since he is eating meat he might be able to man up unlike with his soy based plastic steak

[@BrianLeeWho]

The wife saying “Well, bless your heart” was perfect.

[@maidenminnesota1]

And even a bunch of us in the north know exactly what that means.

[@litigioussociety4249]

I moved from Illinois to Tennessee about 18 years ago. At first the phrase always stood out to me as a weird, Southern thing. When watching this I noticed it was not only normal to me, but I expected the wife to say it. I wouldn't doubt I've probably said it myself.

[@Awestefeld6612]

@@litigioussociety4249 some of us northerners understand Southern culture. Sorry you weren't well educated.

[@carljackson2233]

I'm from Texas living in Colorado. It's been awhile, but allow me to try to translate that phrase. "It must be a challenge for you since you were dropped on your head multiple times as a child." My Texan is a lil rusty. LOL

[@DV-ol7vt]

When we say Well, Bless your heart. We Texans don’t mean it as a good thing. We actually feel sorry for ya.

[@Kncperseus]

The husband being the first and quickest to revert back to his true, natural self was spot on.

[@smokyquartz5817]

How?

[@charlesloving4820]

"Baby, don't go." "You gonna run after her?" "Not yet."😂

[@emilysalvatierra4932]

As a Texan, I cracked up when she said bless your heart. Also I'm worried for that dog, that hippie salad can't have been good for him

[@Tawadeb]

I expected the dog to fall over dead

[@annep.1905]

As long as it had no onions, the dog should be fine - I'm sure he gets good Texas meat every day.

[@rainsofhealing]

I felt bad for the poor pooch, he’s probably got a good bellyache and the runs in his future!

[@craneman42]

I was expecting a couple dry heaves from the dog atleast.

[@9tailjeza]

I wouldn’t take it to a cookout, but there’s nothing wrong with a quinoa salad

[@sansbazinga9821]

As a black person I love how the husband is obviously trapped. Head turned when he heard ribs, started saying amen after the prayer. Because aint no black person even from California not grow up with bbq and going to church, or have/know that grandma or auntie who who be preachin in the choir and singin in the pues. Set my man free!

[@kennichols3992]

His rescue is in progress! (If he can ever get out of the locked car.)

[@krystynacarpenter9444]

Amen

[@johnx140]

AMEN MA NIGGA

[@dangerouswheatbread1338]

He needs a divorce. LET THE MAN BREATH! LET HIM LIVE!!!!

[@Mightiflier]

Amen!

[@Wonderboy46Z]

This one is probably my favorite. Steve eating the meat saying “baby please don’t go, come baaaack!” while stuffing his face is freaking hilarious! Dude played his role in this series to perfection. Please be a season 2!!!

[@michaelwright-tu6qb]

I am a displaced Texan (reared in Austin) living in CA. Lord save me. This skit is so spot on, and I laughed so hard I had tears coming out of my eyes. My wife of 43 years is too disabled to move back to Texas. Texas will be in both of our hearts forever.

[@michaelj5168]

I’ll pray for her! And you

[@alekvassinskiy1286]

wait, do people ACTUALLY tell their pronouns when they first meet? I am from Bulgaria and this is absolute INSANITY to me. They will bully and you will probably get robbed and hit if you do that here

[@SleepingLikeBaby]

The same in albania, i cannot imagine how that can be normal to give your pronounsun a conversation

[@arthurserafimpagnan6717]

​@@alekvassinskiy1286Thais Kind of Stuff it's happening in Brazil too. Don't underestimate: They coming slow, invading the public culture, inserting some "parameters of conduct" that they take out of some delusional woke dream, and when you less expecting... You wake up in Canada's actual situation. In Brazil, they don't take control OVERALL (schools, colleges, politicians, midia, general culture) because over 80% of Brazil population declares yourself as Christian/Conservative, because this bullshit of "neutral pronouns" it's already taking place in the public debate. Keep your guard up Bulgarians... Or you will have the same problems that Brazilians and Canadian Citizens are fighting.

[@Hat153]

@@alekvassinskiy1286depends on where you are in California. Densely populated areas yes, rural areas you’ll get looked at strange.

[@ginalaqueena9310]

We need episode 3.

[@ChandlerJuliet]

It’s coming.

[@scottvadon2095]

We NEED a running series ...

[@mynameis......23]

@@ChandlerJuliet Debunking catholicism I'm more blessed than mary Proof = Luke 11:27-28 27 And it happened, as He spoke these things, that a certain woman from the crowd raised her voice and said to Him, “Blessed is the womb that bore You, and the breasts which nursed You!” 28 But He said, “More than that, blessed are those who hear the word of God and keep it!” In Luke 11:27 that random woman LITERALLY said Jesus your mother is Blessed, but are Lord Jesus LITERALLY said Believers are more Blessed than mary. Amen and Amen _________________________ CHRIST alone John 14:6 Jesus said to him, “I am the way, the truth, and the life. No one comes to the Father except through Me. ACTS 4:12 Nor is there salvation in any other, for there is no other name under heaven given among men by which we must be saved.” There is only One Mediator between God and men, LORD Jesus Christ= 1 Timothy 2:5 For there is one God and one Mediator between God and men, the Man Christ Jesus. Hebrew 9:15 And for this reason He is the Mediator of the new covenant, by means of death, for the redemption of the transgressions under the first covenant, that those who are called may receive the promise of the eternal inheritance. Hebrew 12:24 to Jesus the Mediator of the new covenant, and to the blood of sprinkling that speaks better things than that of Abel. Hebrew 8:6 But now He has obtained a more excellent ministry, inasmuch as He is also Mediator of a better covenant, which was established on better promises. Ephesians 2:18 For through Him we both have access by One Spirit to the Father John 15:5 5 “I am the vine, you are the branches. He who abides in Me, and I in him, bears much fruit; for without Me you can do nothing. _________________________ Work of God = John 6:28 Then they said to Him, “What shall we do, that we may work the works of God?” 29 Jesus answered and said to them, “This is the work of God, that you believe in Him whom He sent.” _________________________ 1 Timothy 3:2 A bishop then must be blameless, the husband of one wife, temperate, sober-minded, of good behavior, hospitable, able to teach Paul allows bishops to get marry, but catholic church goes against paul. Now these catholic will give a Verses from 1 Corinthians7 to say that paul gave the advice to stay unmarried. But they will not tell you that the same chapter they quote says 1 Corinthians 7:28 "even if you do marry, you have not SINNED". The passage literally says "young women, young men" and a bishop is supposed to be a Church ELDER. Mic drop _________________________ Jesus said Matthew 23:9 9 Do not call anyone on earth your father; for One is your Father, He who is in heaven. And also said Holy Father to Heavenly Father= John 17:11 11 Now I am no longer in the world, but these are in the world, and I come to You. Holy Father, keep through Your name those whom You have given Me, that they may be one as We are. Jesus said call no one Father but still catholics call *pope holy father. Sad _________________________ Whenever a catholic argue about mary being the mother of God Use this to defeat the argument. Luke 8:21 But He answered and said to them, “My mother and My brothers are these who hear the word of God and do it.” Matthew 12:46-50 46 While He was still talking to the multitudes, behold, His mother and brothers stood outside, seeking to speak with Him. 47 Then one said to Him, “Look, Your mother and Your brothers are standing outside, seeking to speak with You.” 48 But He answered and said to the one who told Him, “Who is My mother and who are My brothers?” 49 And He stretched out His hand toward His disciples and said, “Here are My mother and My brothers! 50 For whoever does the will of My Father in heaven is My brother and sister and mother.”. Mark 3:35 For whoever does the will of God is My brother and My sister and mother.” John 19:26-27 26 When Jesus therefore saw His mother, and the disciple whom He loved standing by, He said to His mother, “Woman, behold your son!” 27 Then He said to the disciple, “Behold your mother!” And from that hour that disciple took her to his own home. ( Jesus basically said John is the son of mary, and mary is the mother of John from that time onwards). By the way sarah is the mother of all proof=Galatians 4:21-26. _________________________ We should not pray to apostles Romans 1:25 25 who exchanged the truth of God for the lie, and worshiped and served the creature rather than the Creator, who is blessed forever. Amen. Acts 10:25-26 25 As Peter was coming in, Cornelius met him and fell down at his feet and worshiped him. 26 But Peter lifted him up, saying, “Stand up; I myself am also a man.” Acts 14:15 15 and saying, “Men, why are you doing these things? We also are men with the same nature as you, and preach to you that you should turn from these useless things to the living God, who made the heaven, the earth, the sea, and all things that are in them, Revelation 19:10 10 And I fell at his feet to worship him. But he said to me, “See that you do not do that! I am your fellow servant, and of your brethren who have the testimony of Jesus. Worship God! For the testimony of Jesus is the spirit of prophecy.” Revelation 22:8-9 8 Now I, John, saw and heard these things. And when I heard and saw, I fell down to worship before the feet of the angel who showed me these things. 9 Then he said to me, “See that you do not do that. For I am your fellow servant, and of your brethren the prophets, and of those who keep the words of this book. Worship God." Colossians 2:18 18 Let no one cheat you of your reward, taking delight in false humility and worship of angels, intruding into those things which he has not seen, vainly puffed up by his fleshly mind, You cannot go to Father through saints nor mary, you can only go to the Father through Lord Jesus Christ= John 14:6 Jesus said to him, “I am the way, the truth, and the life. No one comes to the Father except through Me. Ephesians 2:18 For through Him we both have access by one Spirit to the Father. Holy Spirit intercedes for us=Romans 8:26 26 Likewise the Spirit also helps in our weaknesses. For we do not know what we should pray for as we ought, but the Spirit Himself makes intercession for us with groanings which cannot be uttered. And CHRIST as well=Romans 8:34 34 Who is he who condemns? It is Christ who died, and furthermore is also risen, who is even at the right hand of God, who also makes intercession for us. Hebrews 7:25 25 Therefore He is also able to save to the uttermost those who come to God through Him, since He always lives to make intercession for them. It's Christ and Holy Spirit who intercedes for us not apostles _________________________ Apostles are allowed to marry, 1 Corinthians 9:1-5 1 Am I not an apostle? Am I not free? Have I not seen Jesus Christ our Lord? Are you not my work in the Lord? 2 If I am not an apostle to others, yet doubtless I am to you. For you are the seal of my apostleship in the Lord. 3 My defense to those who examine me is this: 4 Do we have no right to eat and drink? 5 Do we have no right to take along a believing wife, as do also the other apostles, the brothers of the Lord, and Cephas? If Peter (peter is cephas read John 1:42) the so called "first pope" was married, why does the catholic church doesn't allow "pope" to marry? _________________________ The so called vicar of christ/ pope/holy father Peter called himself a fellow elder in 1 Peter 5:1, and as per the qualifications of elder in Titus 1:5-9 the elder is allowed to get married; then why does the "pope" is required to be celibate and catholic? ( when Peter was neither celibate nor catholic). 1)Peter was not perfect human nor was he a perfect disciple 2)He sank down while walking on water 3)Our Lord said to peter get behind me satan 4)Peter reject our Lord 3 times 5)Our Lord rebuked Peter for calling fire from heaven 6)Our Lord rebuked Peter when he cut of the soilders ear 7)Paul rebuked Peter for being hypocrite because he was acting different in front of Jews and different in front of gentiles. 8) Moses messed up, and he was a important part of Bible ( that's why he never entered the promised land), 9)David messed up ( and he has the Holy Spirit), 10)King Soloman messed up, 11) Saul messed up and God regretted the decision (1 Samuel 15:10-11). Hatrick (Saul then David then Soloman back to back messed up) 12)The apostles run away a day before Lord Jesus got locked up. 13)The early church messed up Rev 2:18-20, 1 Corinthians, Galatians. 14) Apostle John when receiving Revelation worshiped an angel and the angel said "see you do not do that. Worship GOD" Revelation 22:8-9 If these great people could mess up, why do you think the catholic church wouldn't mess up. _ Galatians 4:21-26 21 Tell me, you who desire to be under the law, do you not hear the law? 22 For it is written that Abraham had two sons: the one by a bondwoman, the other by a freewoman. 23 But he who was of the bondwoman was born according to the flesh, and he of the freewoman through promise, 24 which things are symbolic. For these are the two covenants: the one from Mount Sinai which gives birth to bondage, which is Hagar- 25 for this Hagar is Mount Sinai in Arabia, and corresponds to Jerusalem which now is, and is in bondage with her children- 26 but the Jerusalem above is free, which is the mother of us all. Sarah is mother of all, Not mary Also the Church has many name like Christians, Evangelists, Children of God, Believers, servents of God, bride of Christ, but not once the Church is called catholics Changed the 10 commandments by deleting 2nd commandment, and dividing the 10th into 2 commandments. Also changing the real Saturday Sabbath to fake sunday sabbath.

[@michaelz8235]

Maybe the black guy goes overboard and becomes a cannibal.

[@stephenevelyn1571]

Please have them go to a Fundamental Baptist Church for the next episode

[@Henryirwinfn]

"I JUST SLIPPED AND THE MEAT FELL INTO MY MOUTH" I CANT IM DYINGGGGGGGG

[@wesleyhickey6959]

I’m a vegetarian myself, and if I was in there position, these would be things I would do: Bring my own veggie options. If not, then just eat the salad and not raise a fuss about what I can’t eat and instead try to talk to people. It isn’t my place to dictate what other people eat, but what I eat myself.

[@patferry4128]

I recently found out that a long time friend was vegan, known him for years and he never mentioned it. And I already respected him.

[@kristenwinkelmann1384]

thats ok on your death bed try some bacon

[@wesleyhickey6959]

I tried bacon long ago-Way too dry and crunchy. It was one of the first things I cut when I was becoming a vegetarian. I liked sausages a lot more though. But it isn’t a loss.

[@CalciumCrusader]

@@kristenwinkelmann1384uhhhh yk people do vegetarian diets for a number of reasons like… religion health and just preference things like that

[@marcushoward6560]

@@CalciumCrusader Speaking as someone who was also a vegetarian for 10 years - it was joke, lighten up francis.

[@MoraleHazard]

The character arc of Steve and Karen slowly becoming Texans would be hilarious. Karen gets her first gun, etc.

[@landrypierce9942]

I like this.

[@RandomRabbit007]

This could even be "Californian's near the coast move to the Central Valley" and it would still be accurate

[@chuckh4077]

Multi season TV show. 8 seasons at least

[@Pentti_Hilkuri]

Carenita

[@JohnGisMe]

Wasn't her name Tinfany or something?

[@squidikka]

Steve's character progression into becoming a real man is genius.

[@mariohenssler6151]

Next Steve gets to go to a shooting range.

[@SusieQ3]

That's what happens when hippies move to Texas 🤷🏻‍♀️

[@warbuzzard7167]

Soon he'll be carrying a "BBQ Gun" and hosting an AR-15 Trigger Improvement Session at his house.

[@rfe8nn2]

It tells you the key difference between a liberal relationship and a conservative one. A Conservative couple you will see a strong man well supported by his wife while a Liberal couple the women rules the roost!!!! This video highlights it pretty much.

[@bogusphone8000]

"Honey, I have decided, that like you, I have a choice..."

[@RonnieSouthbuckle]

I'm from NJ currently visiting Texas. I can now see how "bless your heart" is the ultimate passive-aggressive phrase in the world.

[@PaulTallant]

It actually can mean something good or bad. It all depends on the presentation. We (Southerners) have a few sayings like that.

[@RonnieSouthbuckle]

@@PaulTallant It never means something good.

[@djacobmadrigal]

Going to a barbecue and asking if their is a vegan option is like a straight woman going into a men’s gay club and looking for a straight guy.

[@SteliosMusic]

I'm European and if this is what Texas is like, I wanna move yesterday. Praise the Lord Jesus.

[@beegee22]

Come on over ... but if you have "pronouns" leave them at home.

[@SteliosMusic]

@@beegee22 Not to worry, we haven't adopted that nonsense over here. Yet. God bless you, friend.

[@beegee22]

@@SteliosMusic 👍👍😃😃

[@prawinsanthanaraj3391]

@@beegee22 bro as a Christian I was fed up with what happened in CA and I was too worried that the only protestant nation going astray from our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. Happy to see atleast texas have some good christians living peacefully without taking any nonsensical left ideologies.

[@deelarry2137]

I've in texas. Come on over for grilled steaks. I love grilling them. BBQ? Na, don't eat mine. But my grilled USDA NY strip steaks are top notch

[@Furball2k]

As a proud member of the conservative underground here in Los Angeles I declare this stature to be 100% accurate... now I want some BBQ!!!

[@joshuasterling2144]

How deep are you and do you have a shovel and a secret tunnel from you house.

[@jessicasolis5299]

I want to join too…I live in LA. We are SURROUNDED by these type of people

[@SM_zzz]

How do you guys survive?

[@afmghost1759]

I am so sorry you're stuck in that hellhole

[@chaimlevin125]

Representing the NYC conservatives!

[@MAC88-88]

"Well bless your heart", classic and demissive, affirming and polite.

[@weirddingus4620]

Until a few years ago, I'd never gone to the south, and I was really surprised about how real southern hospitality was. I was picking up a dog and while on the west coast it probably would have been a quick transaction type deal, the first thing they said to me was "Hey! Come and take a seat! What do you want to drink?" while hanging out in their backyard. Culture shock. Was eye opening. Random people were also really helpful and friendly. Even the waitress at IHOP was super kind.

[@mcgirtICreality]

I love how he says "you're home now". men truly bond around beer and BBQ!

[@mr_indie_fan]

I don't care for beer but ill absolutely take that BBQ! (Over here in nc we have shit string that they call bbq chicken and its disappointing as hell when i want bbq chicken and they never have it anywhere)

[@verdanthyborian2322]

@@mr_indie_fan How are you in NC and don't care for beer? Some of the countries best craft beers are here. Heck, it's home to Red Oak. Tell me you've had Red Oak?

[@JasonHuebel]

It's so true.

[@Griggs58]

@@verdanthyborian2322 The countries best craft beer still belongs in the toilet lol

[@verdanthyborian2322]

@@Griggs58 Did you know that people who work out have better sense of taste? While lifting weights your tongue also gets stronger, thus strengthening the nerves from the tongue to the brain, increasing sense of taste. If you are more physically fit your pallet will change and so might your opinions. Try working out, bruh.

[@countylineengineeringmachi2942]

“I slipped and the meat fell into my mouth!” That line is already a classic! BBQ……mmmmmmm!

[@JeremiahDouglas]

don't go! it means nothing

[@iamkesha.]

He missed saying everyone did it in college.

[@bill944]

As he's taking another bite! LOL

[@GT_Void]

I think that is a veiled reference to the Saudi Prince who raped a girl in England. His defense was that he was wearing a robe and he slipped against the girl and his thing fell into her. Correct me if I am wrong The Babylon Bee.

[@acctsys]

Pretty sure BB references this kzbin.info/www/bejne/ip7ZYXmwlJyCbNU

[@WyvernApalis]

Man that Texas family is so wholesome, showing a broken man there's still hope

[@josephmerritt1411]

My wife came into the office to find out why I was laughing so hard. Great job! You have made satire great again.

[@dasjuggernaut1]

As a person who is from the south and lives in LA, this is 💯 accurate. And they call us normal folks "backwards" or "stupid"

[@maxwellcrazycat9204]

Snobs do that. They believe that their ah hum doesn't smell bad.

[@dude1diligence]

And they like to tell ya this is 2022, and y’all should be more degenerate…I mean PROGRESSIVE.

[@JoybuzzerX]

I was raised in San Diego, and while I haven't lived there in 20 years, even when I was there people generally groaned at the idea of vegan. 6% of the population is in the US considers them vegan, so either you live around a substantial part of the that 6% or you're not quite being accurate. :p

[@sharkybrickfilms5716]

@@grenadaball7655 l'm willing to bet no one is forcing you to eat anything. Of all the vegans out there only a few of them are actually going to urge you to eat differently. There is a difference between "forcing" and urging

[@thetrutha2177]

Get out of that shithole, the central valley and Northern California is were the normal people live.

[@Elerad]

No masks! Around people! Character growth! Almost brings a tear to my eye.

[@reubensandwich9249]

Shaking hands also and not demanding to know vaccination status. Violating "the science" is a character arc I never expected either.

[@d.vaughn8990]

My sister-in-law 'escaped' from New York, during the height of the plandemic - visiting her condo in South Florida. My wife and I traveled from our home, in Orlando, to visit. We walked over to the beach, sat down and watched the waves. I will never forget how my sister-in-law stared at the waves, with a thousand yard stare. I opened the cooler I was carrying, revealing several bottles of beer. Before I could offer, she had removed the cap and was taking a drink. Once again, she just stared... When she finally spoke, she stated how she couldn't believe the freedom we enjoyed! To me, it was as-if, she just escaped from East Berlin.

[@AndyZach]

@@reubensandwich9249 Character growth is a sign of a well-written series.

[@Bibleen]

I know. Normal people also known as Southerners, are the best people to be around

[@davidcox3076]

@@d.vaughn8990 That's a great comparison, East Berlin and NY.

[@christinem1458]

Holy shit this reminds me of a couple of our former friends. The girl was a vegan and always acted like she was better than everyone else. She would throw a tantrum over people using the same grill and wanted a separate grill for her vegan shit, and another time when we were camping, she got all pissy when people were using the same camp fire and some of the skewers with meat happened to touch her onions and bell pepper skewer. The next day, she went around and told everyone how she was triggered. We were all very chill so we were like, "ok cool" and looking back at it now, pretty sure she wanted at least one of us to feel sorry for her or something. Oh, and when it was my boyfriend's surprise party, she made a stink about how only one person brought food she could eat (one of our friends is a vegetarian). Bitch wasn't even invited, she just happened to be there lol. We're no longer friends with her because she causes a lot of drama.

[@blackrifle6736]

*Smart move. You don't need that noise in your life. Cheers!*

[@guiltyspark2269]

I’m not a Texan , but nothing beats a good barbecue with family and friends

[@PaulTallant]

BBQ is a noun, at least it is here in Tennessee. I think you mean cookout:)

[@shoktroop]

Absolutely true. I've been sittin' with my wife and kids at a outdoor bbq restraunt and heard someone ask for a vegan plate, the waiter said jokingly "you must be from california" and without a hickup she said "Yes, Why?"

[@catloverkawaii1000]

😂😂😂😂that’s hilarious

[@gangsterg1936]

I work at a starbucks in california... yeah, I know. people constantly ask me for vegan drinks... and It makes me die inside.

[@Razor_Crest]

That’s just too good! I live in Colorado and everyone is moving here from California (hence the increase in Democratic votes) but you can still spot one instantly.

[@TurtleShroom3]

Veganism will kill a person if they do not take special medicine. Vegetarianism is not only more sane, but extremely healthy. I, however, love meat AND vegetables, even hipster vegetables lime quinoa beans, and I would love to try kale one day. Those Californicators' salad sounded delicious to me; it would go amazing as a side alongside that incredible brisket.

[@ting4758]

@@TurtleShroom3 true, vegetarians often live longer healthier lives, but going all that time without eating mean? Yeah, no way is it worth it

[@tinytinytimyall]

Never was there a more southern and polite insult than “Bless your heart”

[@MikhaelAhava]

Bless your heart.

[@edlawn5481]

LOL they need the "Bless Your Heart" button from "It's A Southern Thing"

[@chadsatomicdustbin9516]

@MiguelPpM Spot on😂

[@TheLuckyjoenga]

You're so right!

[@TopShelfTheology]

That was amazing

[@SerkDFW]

I do have one small quibble about the authenticity of this... At an actual Texas neighborhood cookout, the salad would have been put on the serving table, where everyone would have tried a polite amount, told the newcomer how wonderful it is, and then suggest for the next one they bring the paper towels, or plates, or bags of chips, or dinner rolls, or.....

[@privateinfo1711]

This is correct. No self respecting Texan would feed it to the dog.

[@jetpetty1613]

True...manners and class

[@CtrlAltRetreat]

@@privateinfo1711 Because no self respecting Texan dog would eat it?

[@olafweyer859]

@@CtrlAltRetreat :'D

[@thegfactor2001]

Gluten-free dinner rolls.

[@jerryabrowne]

I live in New England and about six months ago, I met a couple that just moved here from California. They were just like this couple in this video. This video nailed it!

[@stephenmiller5023]

We were in Arizona last Memorial Day weekend & on that holiday Monday there was only a few choice restaurants open for breakfast. As we were just being seated after a 45 minute wait a lady came inside to ask about how long the wait time was , and when she was told “ at least an Hour “ she quipped back through her mask ,” WELL I’m from L.A. , & I NEVER WAIT MORE THAN 10 minutes to be seated !” The waitress waved her arm in a semi circle to show the woman the full restaurant, and answers back coyly “ Well now Honey , don’t look like you’re in L.A. now , does it …..” 😆. My Wife & I were dying as the woman turned angrily & stormed out . Oh well , they are out there all right …😆😉

[@ChaotiX1]

"I haven't had real food in so long! Its so good!!" He said while crying tears of joy

[@veritatyson6317]

I cried laughing. 😂😂😂

[@michaeltorres1263]

I loved this part too!

[@themainman2827]

- Do you have a vegan option? - Cows are vegan? - Well, technically, yes - There's your vegan option then.

[@thanhthanhtungnguyen8536]

perfect

[@bryce7488]

👏

[@RedheadedMusic]

Cows eat veggies and turn them into meat, there fore beef is vegan! You’re welcome!

[@gavinnewscum]

Do vegan women still eat hair pie

[@MrCmon113]

Cows are not vegan. Aside from eating small animals on occasion, cows don't boycot animal products for ethical reasons.

[@dougwint]

Brilliant, it always amused me when people would go to a meat-eating restaurant/fast food restaurant and complain about lack of vegan food options on the menu but you could never go to a vegan restaurant and find meat on their menu at all.

[@hridaanshoberai9071]

The hostess replicated sheldons mom mary so well

[@riftshredder5438]

This should be an ongoing series lol I'm surprised that dog is actually eating that, my dog won't even touch anything that's green

[@RetroRobotRadio]

It may eat it for the dressing, then throw up later.

[@Cybersharky_]

degenerate

[@simdoughnut659]

Yeah my Mom taught me as a child that green food means it's gone bad and you shouldn't eat it.

[@JohnSmith-sb2fp]

My neighbor feeds her dog raw green beans as treats because she is a vegan and by default her husband and dog are* too.

[@riftshredder5438]

@@simdoughnut659 and the husband getting caught eating meat lol I just can't stop laughing

[@alphaomegabeast169]

Don't you dare stop this series!!! This is a gold mine!!!

[@tonitomei6323]

Craving the next epi!!!

[@roccocupido5082]

👍💯💕

[@connecticutyankee9706]

Series? You mean this isn't reality?

[@venkputta271]

@@connecticutyankee9706 no it's just unrealistic cringe

[@Kureemy]

When the girl said “Namaste” instead of “Amen,” I, as a Christian cracked up.

[@sharonjack8582]

Oh my, nuthin' like a Texas barbecue...I can smell the aroma 1000 miles away.

[@TheSpicyLeg]

I caught my wife’s cousin’s husband from New York City (big libs) eating a brisket I made on the grill. These two are constantly preaching their opinions like veganism and doing “well ackshually”. He was hiding under the deck outside my shop and he looks up at me and says “please don’t tell her”. I just laughed my ass off and said I wouldn’t. Just as with everything else, it’s a performance and they don’t believe in it, either.

[@connecticutyankee9706]

All real New Yorkers love meat: Pastrami from a Jewish Deli, Veal Picatta from an Italian restaurant, Greek Gyros, or a visit to a New York Steakhouse.

[@sandeepmortal]

I find it hard to believe this story. How can people have no backbone?

[@meersau5690]

@@sandeepmortal Just your average leftie 😁

[@annep.1905]

@@sandeepmortal maybe because most people need to eat meat to thrive...?

[@Cerus98]

@@annep.1905 - All not most.

[@thx4chrckingin]

I love the character growth in the show right now. They didn't freak out seeing Clay's gun holstered on his hip. They're learning!

[@19brs73]

Ha. I was fully expecting some sort of reaction. I agree with your assessment.

[@practicalplinking6133]

The gun is for the "cooked rare" items that might be a bit underdone

[@fredbecker607]

@@practicalplinking6133 no such thing as under done you heretic.

[@TryMyMartini]

I expect that they will come around eventually. They've been sheep all their lives, they just need to be around some better influences. I mean, he's already eating meat, how about a red pill for dessert!

[@spiffygonzales5160]

Wait... they can learn? °-° great Scott! WE CAN SAVE THEM!!

[@choosetobefree]

this came back into my feed again - the writing is just so great and insanely subtle! .. Beyond impossible hahaha took me five seconds. out west, that's a brand of alternative meat

[@sebastianvergara8175]

You guys call it how it is and we need this more than ever!

[@johnf2539]

Very entertaining! We live in California and this isn't far off from actual events. God almighty, that BBQ looks great!

[@ianmorris7950]

I love this, I live in cali as well, this is one of my favorite series they have made.

[@youwillneverguess]

Get out!

[@zerotodona1495]

On some level it does piss me off. There are stupid people in other states who think we are like this.

[@RAZORGEKOMAN]

@@zerotodona1495 As a person who has never set foot in California, I can tell you that this is completely and totally accurate! Every Californian acts like this!

[@joaopedrobaggio4475]

Movie to Texas and stop voting for the Democrat garbage.

[@downrangegunsllc7565]

you need to turn this into a legit 27 episode year long sitcom.

[@benmeadows5874]

Sorry no keep it short and Puchy

[@smythe7480]

@@benmeadows5874 we need a shorts series... 1 short every week 😂 that's what they ment

[@darrenphillips1845]

I would watch it for sure.

[@patrickd9551]

ep 3. Steve needs to bring out his inner man, so he gets invited to a camping trip and it starts out mild, making fire, grilling store bought meat and in the end he ends up shooting guns. ep 4. Next episode, still camping, he's down in the mud shooting his first duck. But the main plot point he finds his father in the woods, he connects and learns how his mother is actually his stepmother after his mother died at child birth ep 5. Full redemption episode with flashbacks to his childhood emotional abuse and he connects with his wife on a profound deep spiritual level and wins her over. ep 6. The timphany dress episode. Yes, she starts out slowly wearing a dress when Steve was out camping, but stuffs away the dress when he comes home. ep 7. Cook out 2, Timphany actually joins the party and finds out the cooking part of the cook out, well isn't so much cooking, but more the wifey leadership coming together to plan out their conservative lifestyle that's inline with their husbands. You know "you get to buy this gun if we go out for holiday at wherever nice place". ep 8. Timphany's mother comes visiting. Steve just bought his first AR-15 (yes he's a gun-nut already, owning several side pieces), tiphany wears a dress, steve a hat. Her mother goes full out and they proclaim their love for eachother and steve proposes for a real wedding. Because as it seems, when they moved they made up the lie they were married in order to fit in. You are welcome ;)

[@downrangegunsllc7565]

@@patrickd9551 brilliantly thought out! Hope they produce them

[@Sunnight81]

Guys! Thank you! It was the best video that I saw today!

[@nava8167]

I moved from Texas to Cali and I can confirm the things I miss the most is the barbecue cookouts and the people. Everyone was so nice and charismatic and in Cali no one really goes out of there way to talk to you

[@christ186]

My favorite part is when he puts his arm around his new friend and say: now you're home.

[@pineappleparty1624]

was a little too welcoming if you know what I mean.

[@stevenschiro1838]

A friend's GF was Vegan, then after a year or so I met them again and she was eating meat at a dinner. Me: "I thought she was Vegan" Him: "She was. I fixed her"

[@jrg305]

@@pineappleparty1624 I was expecting a broke back mountain plot twist

[@harrymills2770]

@@stevenschiro1838 I spent a lot of time up in the mountains. You need that iron and those red blood cells, when the air is thin. Don't see many vegans up in alpine regions.

[@greyman1k]

KARENito...now THAT is PRICELESS! Have to pause the video long enough to quit laughing. I should be OK in an hour or so! Awww man, truly original. Great job!

[@MCGamerD]

Good stuff. But got to mention it.. it should be Karenita when describing a she/her person. Just saying.

[@stevenwilson5556]

@@MCGamerD it probably was and she just pronounced it wrong.

[@MCGamerD]

@@stevenwilson5556 Good point.

[@cplinstructor]

I got that that was likely a joke, however I do not speak spanish and do not get it. What does that word mean? Is it just calling her a karen?

[@Olderaccount17]

@@MCGamerD Hey there, what she actually said was "Cariñito" which is an endearing way of calling someone "Honey" (Cariño). That one ends with an O irrespective of the gender.

[@claremorgan6033]

We are from Georgia. My husband grills for our huge family. He was a big meat eater ..wings and things, smash burgers, grilled chicken , etc. Football and grillin. But you know, His blood work and diabetes got to a point where it wasnt a choice anymore, we knew something had to change. We listened to the doctors who were reversing heart disease and diabetes, who have the studies that it is saturated fat doing this. We learned about the two pioneers T.Colin Cambell and Dr. Esselstyn. We learned about and bought the book, The China Study written by Campbell that proved that animal protein cuts on cancer cells. It is a study of mostly all the districts in China. So now we will be lumped together with the California couple. But it is all good...lol. I saw my husbands blood glucose go down 100 points in 10 days and his blood pressure go to normal. Those watching this who are scared of the criticism and jokes if they give up meat, dont let it get to you. You are trying to make the best decision for your health. Comparatively, something like 3 jumbo jets full of people die every day in our country of heart disease. A preventable disease that doesnt even have to exist. Now that isnt funny, that is sad. Consider going Whole Food Plant based if you are diabetic, suffering from autoimmune disease, high cholesterol, liver disease non alcoholic fatty liver, ms, etc.etc. There is great evidence that you will get better. We arent all like the couple here. We are the ones in our 50s who see where an abundance of meat will get you in the end...sick!....for.a lot people, not all.

[@weirddingus4620]

Too much of anything is bound to bite you eventually. Doesn't mean you shouldn't eat meat (unless yes ofc you already have heart disease), just that it must be done in moderation like everything else.

[@claremorgan6033]

@@weirddingus4620 I respect your thoughts, but that is what I use to think. We weren't gluttonous eaters of meat. We loved to grill, but we were very balanced in our diet. No processed foods even, but triscuits and graham crackers., and chocolate chips. So we had a very balanced diet. But we believed meat needed to be in most meals. But I think most people believe less meat is best. Heart disease has risen as our consumption of meat has risen. The information on that is astounding.. The World Health Organization saying that processed meat is cancer forming is based on 1800 studies done. But thank you for commenting. I respect what others believe. I forgot to mention that we have raised cattle for the last 30 years.

[@user-po2qt6jr5x]

As a right-wing extremist born and raised in SoCal, I would love it if my fellow Californians would act like these Texans here. I honestly want to move to Texas at this point!

[@rzu7120]

There was a barbeque restaurant in Texas that used to run commercials that described their menu. After describing all their beef options, they ended by saying "...and for the ladies, we have chicken and fish".

[@vickysantiago8152]

LOL

[@impalamama7302]

Or the kids

[@BecauseIamHere]

We have a steak house that said something similar here in Florida 😂

[@death-by-ego]

Thanks funny

[@meggo329]

That's funny but I want ribs 😂

[@robertjanko6709]

As a german I really dont know how to handle people like that. We got them here too and its more or less like talking to someone with immense psychological problems, but they make politics out of it and thats just pure madness!

[@Event_Horizon14]

Couldn't've put it better myself - we see plenty of them here in London, too and I'm always baffled how to keep the conversation going when I'm cornered by them at the office party 😂

[@welpi1983]

Nein, wir haben diese Leute hier nicht auch ... wir haben die überall!

[@happysunnyrain1531]

It's Marxism they want to destroy society ***and the idiots like them follow it therfore they are Useful Idiots to the Marxists' cause of destroying what God built: family, one man, one woman ➕ children raised in a Godly way = a happy society.

[@robertjanko6709]

@@welpi1983 Sind eben Globalisierer!

[@robertjanko6709]

@@Event_Horizon14 And I am always about to kick them idiotic butts verbally. Best: they feel so very comfortable in telling everybody else how live. Jag kan kräkas! I could spit up! Ich könnte kotzen!🤮🤮🤮

[@YoungPhysicistsClub1729]

As a Hindu, I died when she said Namaste, man these liberals really use that term in vain

[@iiXenify]

"Oh, pray like the emoji!" had me going

[@skepticfucker280]

Independent fact checkers and snopes have declared this video to be 100% real. #factchecked

[@theeclectic2919]

Snopes is run by prostitutes and perverts.

[@byronsmith3152]

As a certified Californian for 45 years, I approve of this message!

[@anthonyr587]

This needs to become an actual TV Show, I swear to god. The Babylon Bee needs its own subscription service for TV shows.

[@chuckh4077]

Lmao. It will be awesome.

[@StudleyDuderight]

+1

[@mrbigglezworth42]

I don’t know, a show around one joke doesn’t exactly last very long. The Geico caveman show barely lasted 12 episodes

[@rogerphillips2063]

They could film in Austin for California locations

[@marknaravas318]

Californians in a new world!

[@RT-wq8bd]

Her gardener calls her Karen! Black guy found BBQ meat! Hilarious 😅

[@RandysRides]

hahahaha !!! Man, I love these skits. Tearing up..."It's so good".... lmfao

[@dreadGodshand]

There has better be an episode 3 in production as we speak! Like if you agree.

[@kirkyturki1546]

Amen to that

[@jonathanmcdonnell5894]

@@kirkyturki1546 Namaste

[@kirkyturki1546]

@@jonathanmcdonnell5894 Yes sirrr

[@bigpjohnson]

The Neighborhood Goes Hunting!

[@twoblink]

Needs to be a 10 part series...

[@manoftruth0935]

Love how the husband is slowly starting to run away and never looking back.

[@connordrake5713]

As every sane man should. 😂

[@tomwaldron9575]

I hope it ends with him shooting guns, and leaving Karenito for a Southern girl.

[@patrickd9551]

She will have a redeption arc. In fact in my 8 episode version, her redemption starts at episode 6. But not after Steve goes hunting and reconnects with his long lost father :)

[@user-lf7gr4jh7q]

“(Someone) moved to Texas.” Hilarious! You didn’t need a video after that.

[@jezreel.chesed]

“Oh! I know this one! Hey vato!🖖🏻 Go Doyers!” 🤣

[@YoungGandalf2325]

"I just slipped and the meat fell into my mouth!" We've all used that excuse before, amiright? 😉

[@mk4630]

Happened to me before 🤭

[@kimharbison5277]

As he's stuffing sausage into his mouth... LOL

[@maxrice6990]

I’m from Indiana and my wife from texas so nope, never once XD

[@packardexelence]

YOUNG GANDALF-----NEVER BEEN MARRIED!!!;--& ALL MY LIVE-IN GIRLFRIENDS KNEW (damnn well)--WHERE THE DOOR WAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@winddmmy]

never was able to drink enough for someones meat to fall in my mouth.

[@10Archangel01]

Her feeding the salad to the dog is gold 😂

[@bbbae5968]

I felt bad for the dog.

[@alihenderson5910]

They turned the freaking dogs gay.

[@davidshumski4629]

That was not vegan salad or the dog wouldn't touch it.

[@transparentglazier]

...and that 'gold' will be in little piles everywhere on the lawn, too

[@michaelwaldmeier1601]

@@bbbae5968 The dog needs meat protein too!

[@user-yq5tt8et6s]

F'ing brilliant! True story: a few years back we had some people up to our camp. Wife and daughter claimed themselves as Vegans and husband called himself a Pescatarian. I had also made some thick steaks on the grill which were nice and marbled. A little sea salt and fresh ground pepper and step back! Anyway, I had leftovers on a big cutting board and had brought them inside. I went in a little later to get a fresh beer and there was the husband with a knife in one hand sawing off bits he found and stuffing his face with steak while hiding from the wife. It was hilarious!

[@Tennisisreallyfun]

From the moment he walked up to the grill, I just knew in my heart that the man was going to be eating meat at that cookout😂

[@Tomdku]

“I just slept and the meat fell in my mouth” what a line!😂😂😂😂

[@jum5238]

And pushed another piece in his mouth.

[@billbennett9537]

Probably heard that line from his wife a number of times after coming home early.

[@whoknows8225]

@@billbennett9537 hahaha, the ultimate "That's what she said"

[@Kyle-sr6jm]

For the Californians out there, when a Texan says "Well..bless your heart." That is what we say to people who are a few cards short of a full deck.

[@awesomestephanie6241]

Most of us over 40 know this.

[@Kanyewest3]

I still don’t get it

[@botandrew1]

​@@Kanyewest3 same here. I don't get it

[@sundancechief6158]

In Ireland " Not near square " or "off plumb" 😂😂

[@mnlaaf9340]

As a OC Californian, I got it XD

[@brianchristian735]

So glad I subscribed! Thanks for the laughs.

[@robideals685]

"Oh you mean right here by this whattaburger?" "WhaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAaaaaaaaaht?" 🤣

[@olekallovvild7295]

"I slipped and the meat fell into my mouth", that is gold my friend.

[@beegee22]

"it means nothing!" 🤣🤣😂😂

[@joshuaestrada6042]

An excuse I can use at the cookout...thank you....

[@maxpower2631]

He said, as he took another bite of that sausage 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@wickitklown90]

Pause

[@ChandlerJuliet]

😂😂😂 so glad you’re likin it

[@swampwhiteoak1]

Wifey and I made a spread like that when our son brought his fiancé to meet us. We had slow bbq turkey breast, brisket, pork tenderloin, and green beans with ham. Cornbread that contained milk and eggs. She looked wacky and announced that she was vegan, vegetarian, or ventriloquist. Wifey told her that she will likely go hungry at our house. Or, if she chose she could try some of the dinner. She sat at the table looking confused and hungry. She kept saying that it smells great. Finally she tried a bite of each. She said it was the best food she had ever tasted. Son helped her with a plate. She chowed down and had bbq sauce on her cheeks. After finishing her feast, I asked what she thinks now. She said SCREW BEING A VEGAN OR VEGETARIAN, I’M NOW A CARNIVORE! Our son said he didn’t warn us because he knew that nobody could resist our bbq and cooking. 20 years later she begs for bbq and jerky.

[@inquisitorwalmarius6650]

magic of the grill. but not all vegans are so easily saved. respect.

[@mariatorres9789]

My sister is a fake vegetarian. She's a massage therapy director at a college, so she pretends to be vegetarian & into mystical tarot cards & crystals, and still goes to church on Sun. She sneaks meat at secret buffets & eats alone. I've caught her several times flat out shoving steak down her gullet, she always acts like she just slipped.

[@praline4157]

Our neighbors’ daughter has been vegan for years. Recently they went through the drive through at McDonalds and she ordered one of those awful plant burgers. As they were eating they said she started groaning and saying “this is the best burger I’ve ever eaten”. They immediately suspected but she was wolfing it down and repeating ‘this is so good so good” they just looked at each other. As the daughter was almost finished she suddenly stopped they said her eyes got big as she said ‘I think this might be actual meat’! They made a mix up on the order.

[@jorgemolne4973]

I'm a native Texan living in California. You guys should do an episode where the Californians are shocked by how many bugs there are, the presence of immense and persistent humidity, the lack of public land to go ride motorcycles or shoot guns, and how flat everything is over the majority of the state.😂

[@emameyer]

do you have a vegan option? yes, it's called 'move back to California'

[@avb19d6]

Hoping by the end of the series the Californians turn full Texan and start helping new Californians become more Texan.

[@keithwalker5078]

or have the husband admit he secretly has admired Trumps policies and voted for him in last election.

[@KipdoesStuff]

Underground railroad?

[@Ogrematic]

Not that chick.

[@marsstarlink3235]

They have to start with their family members visiting just like meet the fokkers

[@ChiralSpirals]

I like the way you think...As texans, its our duty to see it happens.

[@mrdesperate1]

I laughed so hard when he explained that he ate the meat by accident, and was still actively eating it as he was talking to her. Pure gold!

[@TheDeconstructivist]

Agreed. My favorite bit. lol.

[@mmille10]

I loved how he "spit" "It was an accident!"

[@StrelecaTV]

This should be made in a proper movie :D:D

[@missingbobsburgers]

The “don’t go!” while he turned around made me laugh so much

[@Mr.Potato420]

@@StrelecaTV yeah but make it florida and slowly turn democrat throught the movie then florida goes crazy with homeless face eating zombies. a true horror film for floridians

[@franciscocepeda8416]

Thanks for watching folks and as of April 26, 2024 the seasonal hot weather mass consumption of mass quantities is on it’s way. So have fun and plenty of meat

[@richmiller4626]

This needs to be extended to 90 minutes and played in the theaters. It would be a top $ grossing film.

[@awakenedone7577]

As funny as this clip is, in this climate, it'd get censored and banned.

[@viceroybear6298]

What's funny is the minority of people in Texas are who you're seeing here. And nobody in Northern California or most of California acts the way these Californians do, this is literally and figuratively all sarcasm on both sides

[@OfficialGOD]

The real Get out movie

[@OfficialGOD]

@@viceroybear6298 haha not true at all, keep making others believe that

[@OfficialGOD]

@@viceroybear6298 your comment history exposes yourself lmao

[@Workerbee-zy5nx]

Dang that bbq sure looked good.🤠👍

[@kevins1114]

My most memorable moment with a recent transplant from California was a few weeks ago, when I took my newest neighbor to a gun shop to buy himself his first handgun. He nearly freaked out when he started to leave the gun shop and the salesman stopped him and said "Sir, you forgot to take your gun!" I told him "We don't have that idiotic fifteen-day waiting period here in Alabama. Passing the background check is all you need to do." After nearly three weeks, he's still stunned with surprise...

[@nelsonmcatee3721]

We have a 3 day wait in Illinois but when I took my girlfriend to eat in Missouri and found out it's a constitutional carry state, I also found out you can buy a gun without a waiting period. I'm gonna have to sneak down there some day and shop at a gun store. I'm not about to let her see how much $ 💰I spend on guns!🤫🤣

[@MrAwesomeSaucem]

Glad to hear your California transplant neighbor is finally experiencing freedom for the first time. Good on both of you!

[@veganconservative1109]

Really? I would have thought Alabama would have been more sane about gun ownership. (Strikes that state off her list of possible places to move to.)

[@byronsmith3152]

@@veganconservative1109 What is not sane about their law? They still have to pass a background check. Want insane, having to register in order to buy bullets.

[@zbj4240]

@@veganconservative1109 (See's your comment) "Hmmmmm...interesting" (Puts that state near the top of his list, of possible places to move to.)

[@ELXABER]

🤣😂 Wife and I moved from CA to TX a year and a half ago, she is a vegetarian, I am not, but I remember her mentioning it while trying to order food and the waitress response was priceless since it was sincere: “What’s a vegetarian?”

[@tohka3347]

Lmaoooo 🤣🤣🤣🤣 welcome to TX🤠🫶🏼

[@Branflakehere]

You should go back to where you came from.

[@fobinc]

"Are you religious? No? What's wrong with you?"

[@MikeELtheGamerLPShow]

My wife and I are in the process of moving from California to Texas. We mostly eat meat. We also like guns and I'm a Marine vet.. I think the hardest adjustment for me will be the fact that I'm not a big fan of football, being huge video game nerd. Though I can enjoy watching a game with friends, I don't keep up with sports news.

[@Directo13]

@@MikeELtheGamerLPShow don't worry a lot of gaming culture here on the state. And a lot to do for nature lovers too.

[@e.w.132]

Laughed myself silly but it's scary how accurate this is.

[@scotts.2706]

This freak’n AWESOME!

[@wayneyadams]

I just love the husband getting hooked on meat. I knew the moment she lost sight of him he was going over to the dark side. You could see him drawn to the barbecue when they were told there was only meat and he looked longingly at it as he started forward toward the grill. After watching it again, I realized he was hooked when the host said he was going to check on the ribs. The way his head snapped around and his eyes lit up

[@manofthetombs]

Or more appropriately, the right side

[@veritatyson6317]

The meat flying from his mouth as he attempted to explain why/how he came to eat the meat was belly laugh out loud hilarious.😂😂😂 Each episode becomes more hilarious than the previous one.

[@undergrace1808]

@@manofthetombs the right side doesn’t mean meat, some of us are right side vegans. All lives matter mean all lives matter, including animals. Don’t be a hypocrite.

[@SuperDaiyo]

@@manofthetombs well it is BBQ and you cannot go wrong with BBQ ...just we got to agree who has the best bbq ...

[@wjbailey7210]

I thought they went shooting, hahahahhaaa!

[@crktritual]

After 2 episodes I am now emotionally invested in the continuation of this series. Please for the Love of all that is Holy in this Life and the next, let this series continue. God Bless the Babylon Bee, and all whom are reading this..🙏🏻✝️❤️‍🔥

[@seanfoltz7645]

Yeah - I'm afraid the Bee is now committed to continuing this as a regular series.

[@jjc4577]

Amen!

[@mmyr8ado.360]

@@seanfoltz7645 They have enough material to make a season or two

[@PasinduAbrew]

Amen to that......! from Sri Lanka with love

[@CeeDee01]

Well thank you CRK Ritual, and bless you too !😇

[@joshuaalistair3193]

LMAO! This may be the best video yet from the Bee!

[@franklinegbuche7097]

"They are exactly as you described". 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Reminds me of Peter Dinklage informing us ahead of season 8 of Game Of Thrones that the movie is a mess. He said "You guys are in for in". (With a side eye and long face).

[@mikeg3439]

"I just slipped and the meat fell into my mouth" and then he shoves a sausage in his mouth. I nearly died laughing.

[@BazukinBelyugovich]

That reminds me of that video where an Arab Sheik was getting live calls or a talk show, and one of his callers said he fell and a bunch of food "fell into his mouth" (sharwma with tahini, an apple, and lots of water) during fasting season, and asked if he should keep fasting or if it was Allah who fed him XD

[@emrejohnnebioglu1628]

@@BazukinBelyugovich I actually remember that! The guy giving advice looked a bit confused!

[@davidgesell]

I lost it when he said this LMAO!!!

[@BobaFitz]

I live in Texas. The only thing missing is more cowboy hats.

[@vrfvfdcdvgtre2369]

God bless you.

[@joshuagross3151]

What about belts with large buckles?

[@pilgrim42]

There really should have been more trucks involved.

[@deeznutz1098]

Saw more cowboy hats in Mexico, only saw I person with a cowboy hat in Texas

[@johnstreet819]

and long necks