Californians Move to Texas | Episode 2: The Cookout

[@TheBabylonBee]

What food is required at every cookout?

[@michellebarnhill5130]

Meat.

[@1TrueSelf]

beer

[@thechuckjosechannel.2702]

Meat.

[@Cybersharky_]

Burgers

[@cadergator]

MEAT

[@darksundirigible]

We need episode 3.

[@ChandlerJuliet]

It’s coming.

[@scottvadon2095]

We NEED a running series ...

[@mynameis......23]

@@ChandlerJuliet Debunking catholicism I'm more blessed than mary Proof = Luke 11:27-28 27 And it happened, as He spoke these things, that a certain woman from the crowd raised her voice and said to Him, “Blessed is the womb that bore You, and the breasts which nursed You!” 28 But He said, “More than that, blessed are those who hear the word of God and keep it!” In Luke 11:27 that random woman LITERALLY said Jesus your mother is Blessed, but are Lord Jesus LITERALLY said Believers are more Blessed than mary. Amen and Amen _________________________ CHRIST alone John 14:6 Jesus said to him, “I am the way, the truth, and the life. No one comes to the Father except through Me. ACTS 4:12 Nor is there salvation in any other, for there is no other name under heaven given among men by which we must be saved.” There is only One Mediator between God and men, LORD Jesus Christ= 1 Timothy 2:5 For there is one God and one Mediator between God and men, the Man Christ Jesus. Hebrew 9:15 And for this reason He is the Mediator of the new covenant, by means of death, for the redemption of the transgressions under the first covenant, that those who are called may receive the promise of the eternal inheritance. Hebrew 12:24 to Jesus the Mediator of the new covenant, and to the blood of sprinkling that speaks better things than that of Abel. Hebrew 8:6 But now He has obtained a more excellent ministry, inasmuch as He is also Mediator of a better covenant, which was established on better promises. Ephesians 2:18 For through Him we both have access by One Spirit to the Father John 15:5 5 “I am the vine, you are the branches. He who abides in Me, and I in him, bears much fruit; for without Me you can do nothing. _________________________ Work of God = John 6:28 Then they said to Him, “What shall we do, that we may work the works of God?” 29 Jesus answered and said to them, “This is the work of God, that you believe in Him whom He sent.” _________________________ 1 Timothy 3:2 A bishop then must be blameless, the husband of one wife, temperate, sober-minded, of good behavior, hospitable, able to teach Paul allows bishops to get marry, but catholic church goes against paul. Now these catholic will give a Verses from 1 Corinthians7 to say that paul gave the advice to stay unmarried. But they will not tell you that the same chapter they quote says 1 Corinthians 7:28 "even if you do marry, you have not SINNED". The passage literally says "young women, young men" and a bishop is supposed to be a Church ELDER. Mic drop _________________________ Jesus said Matthew 23:9 9 Do not call anyone on earth your father; for One is your Father, He who is in heaven. And also said Holy Father to Heavenly Father= John 17:11 11 Now I am no longer in the world, but these are in the world, and I come to You. Holy Father, keep through Your name those whom You have given Me, that they may be one as We are. Jesus said call no one Father but still catholics call *pope holy father. Sad _________________________ Whenever a catholic argue about mary being the mother of God Use this to defeat the argument. Luke 8:21 But He answered and said to them, “My mother and My brothers are these who hear the word of God and do it.” Matthew 12:46-50 46 While He was still talking to the multitudes, behold, His mother and brothers stood outside, seeking to speak with Him. 47 Then one said to Him, “Look, Your mother and Your brothers are standing outside, seeking to speak with You.” 48 But He answered and said to the one who told Him, “Who is My mother and who are My brothers?” 49 And He stretched out His hand toward His disciples and said, “Here are My mother and My brothers! 50 For whoever does the will of My Father in heaven is My brother and sister and mother.”. Mark 3:35 For whoever does the will of God is My brother and My sister and mother.” John 19:26-27 26 When Jesus therefore saw His mother, and the disciple whom He loved standing by, He said to His mother, “Woman, behold your son!” 27 Then He said to the disciple, “Behold your mother!” And from that hour that disciple took her to his own home. ( Jesus basically said John is the son of mary, and mary is the mother of John from that time onwards). By the way sarah is the mother of all proof=Galatians 4:21-26. _________________________ We should not pray to apostles Romans 1:25 25 who exchanged the truth of God for the lie, and worshiped and served the creature rather than the Creator, who is blessed forever. Amen. Acts 10:25-26 25 As Peter was coming in, Cornelius met him and fell down at his feet and worshiped him. 26 But Peter lifted him up, saying, “Stand up; I myself am also a man.” Acts 14:15 15 and saying, “Men, why are you doing these things? We also are men with the same nature as you, and preach to you that you should turn from these useless things to the living God, who made the heaven, the earth, the sea, and all things that are in them, Revelation 19:10 10 And I fell at his feet to worship him. But he said to me, “See that you do not do that! I am your fellow servant, and of your brethren who have the testimony of Jesus. Worship God! For the testimony of Jesus is the spirit of prophecy.” Revelation 22:8-9 8 Now I, John, saw and heard these things. And when I heard and saw, I fell down to worship before the feet of the angel who showed me these things. 9 Then he said to me, “See that you do not do that. For I am your fellow servant, and of your brethren the prophets, and of those who keep the words of this book. Worship God." Colossians 2:18 18 Let no one cheat you of your reward, taking delight in false humility and worship of angels, intruding into those things which he has not seen, vainly puffed up by his fleshly mind, You cannot go to Father through saints nor mary, you can only go to the Father through Lord Jesus Christ= John 14:6 Jesus said to him, “I am the way, the truth, and the life. No one comes to the Father except through Me. Ephesians 2:18 For through Him we both have access by one Spirit to the Father. Holy Spirit intercedes for us=Romans 8:26 26 Likewise the Spirit also helps in our weaknesses. For we do not know what we should pray for as we ought, but the Spirit Himself makes intercession for us with groanings which cannot be uttered. And CHRIST as well=Romans 8:34 34 Who is he who condemns? It is Christ who died, and furthermore is also risen, who is even at the right hand of God, who also makes intercession for us. Hebrews 7:25 25 Therefore He is also able to save to the uttermost those who come to God through Him, since He always lives to make intercession for them. It's Christ and Holy Spirit who intercedes for us not apostles _________________________ Apostles are allowed to marry, 1 Corinthians 9:1-5 1 Am I not an apostle? Am I not free? Have I not seen Jesus Christ our Lord? Are you not my work in the Lord? 2 If I am not an apostle to others, yet doubtless I am to you. For you are the seal of my apostleship in the Lord. 3 My defense to those who examine me is this: 4 Do we have no right to eat and drink? 5 Do we have no right to take along a believing wife, as do also the other apostles, the brothers of the Lord, and Cephas? If Peter (peter is cephas read John 1:42) the so called "first pope" was married, why does the catholic church doesn't allow "pope" to marry? _________________________ The so called vicar of christ/ pope/holy father Peter called himself a fellow elder in 1 Peter 5:1, and as per the qualifications of elder in Titus 1:5-9 the elder is allowed to get married; then why does the "pope" is required to be celibate and catholic? ( when Peter was neither celibate nor catholic). 1)Peter was not perfect human nor was he a perfect disciple 2)He sank down while walking on water 3)Our Lord said to peter get behind me satan 4)Peter reject our Lord 3 times 5)Our Lord rebuked Peter for calling fire from heaven 6)Our Lord rebuked Peter when he cut of the soilders ear 7)Paul rebuked Peter for being hypocrite because he was acting different in front of Jews and different in front of gentiles. 8) Moses messed up, and he was a important part of Bible ( that's why he never entered the promised land), 9)David messed up ( and he has the Holy Spirit), 10)King Soloman messed up, 11) Saul messed up and God regretted the decision (1 Samuel 15:10-11). Hatrick (Saul then David then Soloman back to back messed up) 12)The apostles run away a day before Lord Jesus got locked up. 13)The early church messed up Rev 2:18-20, 1 Corinthians, Galatians. 14) Apostle John when receiving Revelation worshiped an angel and the angel said "see you do not do that. Worship GOD" Revelation 22:8-9 If these great people could mess up, why do you think the catholic church wouldn't mess up. _ Galatians 4:21-26 21 Tell me, you who desire to be under the law, do you not hear the law? 22 For it is written that Abraham had two sons: the one by a bondwoman, the other by a freewoman. 23 But he who was of the bondwoman was born according to the flesh, and he of the freewoman through promise, 24 which things are symbolic. For these are the two covenants: the one from Mount Sinai which gives birth to bondage, which is Hagar- 25 for this Hagar is Mount Sinai in Arabia, and corresponds to Jerusalem which now is, and is in bondage with her children- 26 but the Jerusalem above is free, which is the mother of us all. Sarah is mother of all, Not mary Also the Church has many name like Christians, Evangelists, Children of God, Believers, servents of God, bride of Christ, but not once the Church is called catholics Changed the 10 commandments by deleting 2nd commandment, and dividing the 10th into 2 commandments. Also changing the real Saturday Sabbath to fake sunday sabbath.

[@michaelz8235]

Maybe the black guy goes overboard and becomes a cannibal.

[@stephenevelyn1571]

Please have them go to a Fundamental Baptist Church for the next episode

[@nikkij4873]

As a Hispanic person I officially died at the "Latinx people love me." The vast majority of us despise that term. Brilliant Bee!!

[@FaceD0wnDagon]

I have yet to meet a single Latino who actually says "Latinx." But I've met plenty who hate it.

[@laisphinto6372]

maybe the kids in liberal schools but lord forbid that they sa that at home the poor soul would feel the belt his entire life

[@FaceD0wnDagon]

@@laisphinto6372 Or "worse," la chancla.

[@miask]

My best friend is Latina and I once asked her about. She and her entire family are offended by it!

[@OscarSchneegans]

As a Hispanic immigrant who's lived in both Texas and California, I wholeheartedly agree.

[@BrianLeeWho]

The wife saying “Well, bless your heart” was perfect.

[@maidenminnesota1]

And even a bunch of us in the north know exactly what that means.

[@litigioussociety4249]

I moved from Illinois to Tennessee about 18 years ago. At first the phrase always stood out to me as a weird, Southern thing. When watching this I noticed it was not only normal to me, but I expected the wife to say it. I wouldn't doubt I've probably said it myself.

[@Awestefeld6612]

@@litigioussociety4249 some of us northerners understand Southern culture. Sorry you weren't well educated.

[@carljackson2233]

I'm from Texas living in Colorado. It's been awhile, but allow me to try to translate that phrase. "It must be a challenge for you since you were dropped on your head multiple times as a child." My Texan is a lil rusty. LOL

[@DV-ol7vt]

When we say Well, Bless your heart. We Texans don’t mean it as a good thing. We actually feel sorry for ya.

[@djacobmadrigal]

Going to a barbecue and asking if their is a vegan option is like a straight woman going into a men’s gay club and looking for a straight guy.

[@retropan1c]

Well, I sympathize with such a dramatically poor palette of dishes and flavors in your kitchen. I assume you only have sex in one position under the covers on your bed?

[@alyssastern6073]

There is no problem asking, the problem is the reaction afterwards. Including apologizing for not saying something earlier and/or bringing a dish for yourself.

[@tacoclaus8168]

“No, baby, don’t go, not yet” “You gonna run after her?” “In a minute” He finally got his priorities straight

[@tommoore2012]

The seeds of the red pill have been planted in him and they’ve begun to take root

[@Servants_Heart]

He needs to learn about Bill Miller BBQ too.

[@rachdarastrix5251]

Straight priorities are better than gay ones.

[@RandomPerson-nd2ey]

@@rachdarastrix5251 🤣🤣🤣

[@sabrecatsmiladon7380]

He'll be a REAL honorary Texan after he cooks his own BBQ for everyone else

[@Elerad]

No masks! Around people! Character growth! Almost brings a tear to my eye.

[@reubensandwich9249]

Shaking hands also and not demanding to know vaccination status. Violating "the science" is a character arc I never expected either.

[@d.vaughn8990]

My sister-in-law 'escaped' from New York, during the height of the plandemic - visiting her condo in South Florida. My wife and I traveled from our home, in Orlando, to visit. We walked over to the beach, sat down and watched the waves. I will never forget how my sister-in-law stared at the waves, with a thousand yard stare. I opened the cooler I was carrying, revealing several bottles of beer. Before I could offer, she had removed the cap and was taking a drink. Once again, she just stared... When she finally spoke, she stated how she couldn't believe the freedom we enjoyed! To me, it was as-if, she just escaped from East Berlin.

[@AndyZach]

@@reubensandwich9249 Character growth is a sign of a well-written series.

[@Bibleen]

I know. Normal people also known as Southerners, are the best people to be around

[@davidcox3076]

@@d.vaughn8990 That's a great comparison, East Berlin and NY.

[@thx4chrckingin]

I love the character growth in the show right now. They didn't freak out seeing Clay's gun holstered on his hip. They're learning!

[@19brs73]

Ha. I was fully expecting some sort of reaction. I agree with your assessment.

[@practicalplinking6133]

The gun is for the "cooked rare" items that might be a bit underdone

[@fredbecker607]

@@practicalplinking6133 no such thing as under done you heretic.

[@TryMyMartini]

I expect that they will come around eventually. They've been sheep all their lives, they just need to be around some better influences. I mean, he's already eating meat, how about a red pill for dessert!

[@spiffygonzales5160]

Wait... they can learn? °-° great Scott! WE CAN SAVE THEM!!

[@jerryabrowne]

I live in New England and about six months ago, I met a couple that just moved here from California. They were just like this couple in this video. This video nailed it!

[@wustachemax]

Just like all these Muslim migrants escaping to Europe from their Third World holes, you wonder why the Californians are fleeing from their State.. And yet they still refuse to assimilate.

[@Corey-m2w2d]

My barber in Phoenix moved from the Bay because her neighbor called the cops frantically on her 12 year old son for having a bb gun. Actually a lot of employees from my last company there before I moved back east were from east LA and hated Arizona but refused to go back

[@tinytinytimyall]

Never was there a more southern and polite insult than “Bless your heart”

[@MikhaelAhava]

Bless your heart.

[@edlawn5481]

LOL they need the "Bless Your Heart" button from "It's A Southern Thing"

[@chadsatomicdustbin9516]

@MiguelPpM Spot on😂

[@TheLuckyjoenga]

You're so right!

[@TopShelfTheology]

That was amazing

[@mistervacation23]

I was asked by a California neighbor here in Texas not to cookout anymore cuz it was making them sick to smell meat cooking. I said Sure no problem. So the next day I went and bought the biggest brisket I could find and smoked it all day and half a night. I'm sure KZbin will take down my comment and call it harassment

[@fortnite.burger]

That's funny, that was smart thinking.

[@brennanparent6021]

I’m from southern Louisiana, some of my family lives in Texas and when we visited, I had the best damn bbq of my life

[@fortnite.burger]

@@brennanparent6021 That sounds fun!

[@TheRandomMuffinMan]

I’d rather have that. I just have a neighbor across the street who works on his machines and makes loud noises at 10pm.

[@fakeuser_name]

you are the best 😁😁

[@Woodlock970]

This show so far is unironically better than 95% of the shows Hollywood has produced in the last 2 years.

[@Woodlock970]

So far, my prediction for the show is that they divorce because the husband got more and more conservative, and the wife moves back to California.

[@jerseydotcom7370]

Or 10 years...

[@averagerobert8211]

@@Woodlock970 someone pin this and come back in a month

[@Woodlock970]

@ladawg81 NOOO don't do that man i actually like the husband's character development

[@averagerobert8211]

@@Woodlock970 don't need to be weather guy lol. Since he is eating meat he might be able to man up unlike with his soy based plastic steak

[@Jeff-b6y4s]

F'ing brilliant! True story: a few years back we had some people up to our camp. Wife and daughter claimed themselves as Vegans and husband called himself a Pescatarian. I had also made some thick steaks on the grill which were nice and marbled. A little sea salt and fresh ground pepper and step back! Anyway, I had leftovers on a big cutting board and had brought them inside. I went in a little later to get a fresh beer and there was the husband with a knife in one hand sawing off bits he found and stuffing his face with steak while hiding from the wife. It was hilarious!

[@NormanBoulder]

Every true Texan knew what she really meant when she said "Well bless your heart!" lol

[@80xdplays88]

I'm not even american and I knew what she meant lol

[@01nmuskier]

That translates all the way to North Carolina.

[@kenr4531]

@@01nmuskier ...And as far north as Montana.

[@arete8338]

Was it like "Let's go Brandon?" 🤣😂🤣😂

[@lizafrench8455]

"Wtf is wrong with her" Edit: sorry i meant , she/her and he/him. My bad

[@Brentisimo]

When the husband started crying in relief at finally being able to eat meat, my heart really went out to him. Academy award worthy material right there.

[@nogoods3511]

That is classic yes! 😎🌻

[@AN-lm6bs]

You’re an idiot who doesn’t know what an academy award performance looks like

[@animebrat76]

Either that woman is good in bed or… nope can’t think of any other reason why a guy would forsake meat like that for a woman

[@BrasenFossen]

Man's first love, meat.

[@seanLee-sk2mi]

what that black doing here, digusting.

[@richmiller4626]

This needs to be extended to 90 minutes and played in the theaters. It would be a top $ grossing film.

[@awakenedone7577]

As funny as this clip is, in this climate, it'd get censored and banned.

[@viceroybear6298]

What's funny is the minority of people in Texas are who you're seeing here. And nobody in Northern California or most of California acts the way these Californians do, this is literally and figuratively all sarcasm on both sides

[@OfficialGOD]

The real Get out movie

[@OfficialGOD]

@@viceroybear6298 haha not true at all, keep making others believe that

[@OfficialGOD]

@@viceroybear6298 your comment history exposes yourself lmao

[@danyuljackson]

Once had an experience with a "vegan" in Nevada. It yelled at me as I was walking into my shift. "You smell like death because you eat meat!" Its surprising how people make up new ways everyday to be upset in life. Sad almost.

[@Greenmachine305]

Not almost. Is.

[@alphaomegabeast169]

Don't you dare stop this series!!! This is a gold mine!!!

[@tonitomei6323]

Craving the next epi!!!

[@roccocupido5082]

👍💯💕

[@connecticutyankee9706]

Series? You mean this isn't reality?

[@venkputta271]

@@connecticutyankee9706 no it's just unrealistic cringe

[@emilysalvatierra4932]

As a Texan, I cracked up when she said bless your heart. Also I'm worried for that dog, that hippie salad can't have been good for him

[@Tawadeb]

I expected the dog to fall over dead

[@annep.1905]

As long as it had no onions, the dog should be fine - I'm sure he gets good Texas meat every day.

[@rainsofhealing]

I felt bad for the poor pooch, he’s probably got a good bellyache and the runs in his future!

[@craneman42]

I was expecting a couple dry heaves from the dog atleast.

[@9tailjeza]

I wouldn’t take it to a cookout, but there’s nothing wrong with a quinoa salad

[@anthonyr587]

This needs to become an actual TV Show, I swear to god. The Babylon Bee needs its own subscription service for TV shows.

[@chuckh4077]

Lmao. It will be awesome.

[@StudleyDuderight]

+1

[@mrbigglezworth42]

I don’t know, a show around one joke doesn’t exactly last very long. The Geico caveman show barely lasted 12 episodes

[@rogerphillips2063]

They could film in Austin for California locations

[@marknaravas318]

Californians in a new world!

[@lordicarus8807]

I'm Brazilian, a student of mine once told me that she's been to two cities in America: New York and Austin. Loved Austin, said the people were friendly, respectful and interested in learning about her country. Hated New York, said everyone was rude and impatient.

[@FokkeWulfe]

I'm from New York originally, and live in the South today. New Yorkers do have a reputation for being rude. We aren't, but when we are busy, we tend to be very direct. We don't spend time going "Okay everyone, well as you know it's about time we settle in and get on the big job we have planned for today, so im going to hand out everyones assignments." It'd be more like "Tony, dry wall. Joe, Windows. The Italian f**k, plumbing." If you ever go, sarcasm is the key. It works with any old school northeasterner. I make no claims on the snow flakes.

[@dasjuggernaut1]

As a person who is from the south and lives in LA, this is 💯 accurate. And they call us normal folks "backwards" or "stupid"

[@maxwellcrazycat9204]

Snobs do that. They believe that their ah hum doesn't smell bad.

[@Hatvocate]

And they like to tell ya this is 2022, and y’all should be more degenerate…I mean PROGRESSIVE.

[@JoybuzzerX]

I was raised in San Diego, and while I haven't lived there in 20 years, even when I was there people generally groaned at the idea of vegan. 6% of the population is in the US considers them vegan, so either you live around a substantial part of the that 6% or you're not quite being accurate. :p

[@sharkybrickfilms99120]

@@grenadaball7655 l'm willing to bet no one is forcing you to eat anything. Of all the vegans out there only a few of them are actually going to urge you to eat differently. There is a difference between "forcing" and urging

[@TheOnlyBlackInMeWasWillieBrown]

Get out of that shithole, the central valley and Northern California is were the normal people live.

[@mrdesperate1]

I laughed so hard when he explained that he ate the meat by accident, and was still actively eating it as he was talking to her. Pure gold!

[@TheDeconstructivist]

Agreed. My favorite bit. lol.

[@mmille10]

I loved how he "spit" "It was an accident!"

[@StrelecaTV]

This should be made in a proper movie :D:D

[@missingbobsburgers]

The “don’t go!” while he turned around made me laugh so much

[@Mr.Potato420]

@@StrelecaTV yeah but make it florida and slowly turn democrat throught the movie then florida goes crazy with homeless face eating zombies. a true horror film for floridians

[@robertjanko6709]

As a german I really dont know how to handle people like that. We got them here too and its more or less like talking to someone with immense psychological problems, but they make politics out of it and thats just pure madness!

[@Event_Horizon14]

Couldn't've put it better myself - we see plenty of them here in London, too and I'm always baffled how to keep the conversation going when I'm cornered by them at the office party 😂

[@welpi1983]

Nein, wir haben diese Leute hier nicht auch ... wir haben die überall!

[@happysunnyrain1531]

It's Marxism they want to destroy society ***and the idiots like them follow it therfore they are Useful Idiots to the Marxists' cause of destroying what God built: family, one man, one woman ➕ children raised in a Godly way = a happy society.

[@robertjanko6709]

@@welpi1983 Sind eben Globalisierer!

[@robertjanko6709]

@@Event_Horizon14 And I am always about to kick them idiotic butts verbally. Best: they feel so very comfortable in telling everybody else how live. Jag kan kräkas! I could spit up! Ich könnte kotzen!🤮🤮🤮

[@weirddingus4620]

Until a few years ago, I'd never gone to the south, and I was really surprised about how real southern hospitality was. I was picking up a dog and while on the west coast it probably would have been a quick transaction type deal, the first thing they said to me was "Hey! Come and take a seat! What do you want to drink?" while hanging out in their backyard. Culture shock. Was eye opening. Random people were also really helpful and friendly. Even the waitress at IHOP was super kind.

[@emdmao1]

Texas isn’t southern but point taken 😉

[@MoraleHazard]

The character arc of Steve and Karen slowly becoming Texans would be hilarious. Karen gets her first gun, etc.

[@landrypierce9942]

I like this.

[@RandomRabbit007]

This could even be "Californian's near the coast move to the Central Valley" and it would still be accurate

[@chuckh4077]

Multi season TV show. 8 seasons at least

[@Pentti_Hilkuri]

Carenita

[@JohnGisMe]

Wasn't her name Tinfany or something?

[@mcgirtICreality]

I love how he says "you're home now". men truly bond around beer and BBQ!

[@mr_indie_fan]

I don't care for beer but ill absolutely take that BBQ! (Over here in nc we have shit string that they call bbq chicken and its disappointing as hell when i want bbq chicken and they never have it anywhere)

[@verdanthyborian2322]

@@mr_indie_fan How are you in NC and don't care for beer? Some of the countries best craft beers are here. Heck, it's home to Red Oak. Tell me you've had Red Oak?

[@JasonHuebel]

It's so true.

[@Griggs58]

@@verdanthyborian2322 The countries best craft beer still belongs in the toilet lol

[@verdanthyborian2322]

@@Griggs58 Did you know that people who work out have better sense of taste? While lifting weights your tongue also gets stronger, thus strengthening the nerves from the tongue to the brain, increasing sense of taste. If you are more physically fit your pallet will change and so might your opinions. Try working out, bruh.

[@themainman2827]

- Do you have a vegan option? - Cows are vegan? - Well, technically, yes - There's your vegan option then.

[@thanhthanhtungnguyen8536]

perfect

[@RedheadedMusic]

Cows eat veggies and turn them into meat, there fore beef is vegan! You’re welcome!

[@gavinnewscum]

Do vegan women still eat hair pie

[@MrCmon113]

Cows are not vegan. Aside from eating small animals on occasion, cows don't boycot animal products for ethical reasons.

[@MrCmon113]

@@RedheadedMusic Then eating your children is also vegan.

[@globalautobahn1132]

3:05 the husband is my favorite! He falls in love with everything in Texas just about immediately!😂

[@ChaotiX1]

"I haven't had real food in so long! Its so good!!" He said while crying tears of joy

[@veritatyson6317]

I cried laughing. 😂😂😂

[@michaeltorres1263]

I loved this part too!

[@JOHNvsJayMac]

As a proud Texan I love this!!! Even my friends from California love this!! Keep doing this PLEASE!!!

[@MarkMark-xz4ff]

I’d love to watch their reactions watching this.

[@IornlandCitizen]

As someone who moved from Castroville, CA to Forney, TX I loves this episodes 🤣 😂 Keep the good work 🐝🐝🐝

[@MussaKZN]

I love this and I’m Australian. Don’t worry we have “them” here also..

[@JOHNvsJayMac]

@@MussaKZN 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@pe7143]

I’m a Californian (teacher/coach) and the sane Californians want to leave, yesterday. Hook ‘em Horns!

[@SerkDFW]

I do have one small quibble about the authenticity of this... At an actual Texas neighborhood cookout, the salad would have been put on the serving table, where everyone would have tried a polite amount, told the newcomer how wonderful it is, and then suggest for the next one they bring the paper towels, or plates, or bags of chips, or dinner rolls, or.....

[@privateinfo1711]

This is correct. No self respecting Texan would feed it to the dog.

[@jetpetty1613]

True...manners and class

[@CtrlAltRetreat]

@@privateinfo1711 Because no self respecting Texan dog would eat it?

[@olafweyer859]

@@CtrlAltRetreat :'D

[@thegfactor2001]

Gluten-free dinner rolls.

[@jedicrafterjc7933]

2:02 I’m from texas and half my family is part native and with every Texan I’ve met it’s the same we got so much native we don’t need to acknowledge it and we hunt with the same principles kill only what you need to

[@sansbazinga9821]

As a black person I love how the husband is obviously trapped. Head turned when he heard ribs, started saying amen after the prayer. Because aint no black person even from California not grow up with bbq and going to church, or have/know that grandma or auntie who who be preachin in the choir and singin in the pues. Set my man free!

[@kennichols3992]

His rescue is in progress! (If he can ever get out of the locked car.)

[@krystynacarpenter9444]

Amen

[@johnx140]

AMEN MA NIGGA

[@dangerouswheatbread1338]

He needs a divorce. LET THE MAN BREATH! LET HIM LIVE!!!!

[@Mightiflier]

Amen!

[@manoftruth0935]

Love how the husband is slowly starting to run away and never looking back.

[@connordrake5713]

As every sane man should. 😂

[@tomwaldron9575]

I hope it ends with him shooting guns, and leaving Karenito for a Southern girl.

[@patrickd9551]

She will have a redeption arc. In fact in my 8 episode version, her redemption starts at episode 6. But not after Steve goes hunting and reconnects with his long lost father :)

[@btexpress944]

I moved to the Texas Hill Country 28 years ago from Europe. Never felt like a stranger. This episode exactly describes my own experience with Texan neighbors.

[@coryCuc]

You're a long way from "home!" Enjoy our fine state! :)

[@marko8174]

@@coryCuc Well, I guess after 28 years he can call it home.

[@coryCuc]

@@marko8174 Lol. I didn't even see that part. Touche. 🤣

[@freeto9139]

Welcome home, partner! You made a good choice ... 🤠

[@bluewater5620]

damn lucky you ! I'm European and want to move to Texas too !

[@edcampbell7484]

As a new Texan from California, I love this! I am so glad to be out of California.

[@jebthefolksinger]

Just dont turn Texas California

[@kurtballard1189]

Welcome.

[@Les-i7e]

They won't miss you

[@crktritual]

After 2 episodes I am now emotionally invested in the continuation of this series. Please for the Love of all that is Holy in this Life and the next, let this series continue. God Bless the Babylon Bee, and all whom are reading this..🙏🏻✝️❤️‍🔥

[@seanfoltz7645]

Yeah - I'm afraid the Bee is now committed to continuing this as a regular series.

[@jjc4577]

Amen!

[@mmyr8ado.360]

@@seanfoltz7645 They have enough material to make a season or two

[@PasinduAbrew]

Amen to that......! from Sri Lanka with love

[@CeeDee01]

Well thank you CRK Ritual, and bless you too !😇

[@SteliosMusic]

I'm European and if this is what Texas is like, I wanna move yesterday. Praise the Lord Jesus.

[@beegee22]

Come on over ... but if you have "pronouns" leave them at home.

[@SteliosMusic]

@@beegee22 Not to worry, we haven't adopted that nonsense over here. Yet. God bless you, friend.

[@beegee22]

@@SteliosMusic 👍👍😃😃

[@prawinsanthanaraj3391]

@@beegee22 bro as a Christian I was fed up with what happened in CA and I was too worried that the only protestant nation going astray from our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. Happy to see atleast texas have some good christians living peacefully without taking any nonsensical left ideologies.

[@deelarry2137]

I've in texas. Come on over for grilled steaks. I love grilling them. BBQ? Na, don't eat mine. But my grilled USDA NY strip steaks are top notch

[@Furball2k]

As a proud member of the conservative underground here in Los Angeles I declare this stature to be 100% accurate... now I want some BBQ!!!

[@joshuasterling2144]

How deep are you and do you have a shovel and a secret tunnel from you house.

[@jessicasolis5299]

I want to join too…I live in LA. We are SURROUNDED by these type of people

[@SM_zzz]

How do you guys survive?

[@afmghost1759]

I am so sorry you're stuck in that hellhole

[@chaimlevin125]

Representing the NYC conservatives!

[@Kyle-sr6jm]

For the Californians out there, when a Texan says "Well..bless your heart." That is what we say to people who are a few cards short of a full deck.

[@awesomestephanie6241]

Most of us over 40 know this.

[@Kanyewest3]

I still don’t get it

[@botandrew1]

​@@Kanyewest3 same here. I don't get it

[@mnlaaf9340]

As a OC Californian, I got it XD

[@jakdmavika9233]

Shhh

[@johnf2539]

Very entertaining! We live in California and this isn't far off from actual events. God almighty, that BBQ looks great!

[@ianmorris7950]

I love this, I live in cali as well, this is one of my favorite series they have made.

[@youwillneverguess]

Get out!

[@zerotodona1495]

On some level it does piss me off. There are stupid people in other states who think we are like this.

[@RAZORGEKOMAN]

@@zerotodona1495 As a person who has never set foot in California, I can tell you that this is completely and totally accurate! Every Californian acts like this!

[@joaopedrobaggio4475]

Movie to Texas and stop voting for the Democrat garbage.

[@TheHoldOfficialChannel]

As a Californian, I can confirm this is how the city people are, the suburbs and rurals are much more normal

[@greyman1k]

KARENito...now THAT is PRICELESS! Have to pause the video long enough to quit laughing. I should be OK in an hour or so! Awww man, truly original. Great job!

[@MCGamerD]

Good stuff. But got to mention it.. it should be Karenita when describing a she/her person. Just saying.

[@stevenwilson5556]

@@MCGamerD it probably was and she just pronounced it wrong.

[@MCGamerD]

@@stevenwilson5556 Good point.

[@cplinstructor]

I got that that was likely a joke, however I do not speak spanish and do not get it. What does that word mean? Is it just calling her a karen?

[@Olderaccount17]

@@MCGamerD Hey there, what she actually said was "Cariñito" which is an endearing way of calling someone "Honey" (Cariño). That one ends with an O irrespective of the gender.

[@lukesams3349]

I love how patient Kevin and Clay are with their California neighbors, even the husband is just going along with his wife’s antics

[@nava8167]

I moved from Texas to Cali and I can confirm the things I miss the most is the barbecue cookouts and the people. Everyone was so nice and charismatic and in Cali no one really goes out of there way to talk to you

[@kignacio]

Just continue to go out of your way to wave smile and say hello. I was raised here and can’t stand it, and continually wave smile and say hello to people and it’s a 50/50 genuine or awkward response back. There are really good Californians here, as there are in any population, we just have to find each other.

[@rudymurillo9334]

Native Californians are usually friendly. It’s the transplants that act weird.

[@JoeHusosky]

As a keto/carnivore for almost 6 years, this just warms my meat laden Southern heart.

[@joaopedrobaggio4475]

If i don't eat meat at least twice a day i don't feel good, i am Brazilian, and we have a very strong BBQ culture.

[@SRose-vp6ew]

Yes, I’ve been doing Dr. Berg style Keto for almost six years and I feel and look great, but every once in awhile I do three days of carnivore like a fast when I don’t want the veggie bloat, but still want to feel satiated by my favorite food. 😂

[@SRose-vp6ew]

And for clarification veggies don’t blow very much, but carbs had people coming up to me at Walmart putting their hand on my belly and blessing the little one that wasn’t there. 🙄

[@RockSmithStudio]

One of the top reasons we Southerners love college football so much is to have a good excuse to tailgate, grill/smoke good food, and drink

[@Petra999]

RIP your meat laden Southern heart's arteries

[@captainkaiii]

This was one of the best skits yet. The Babylon Bee does not disappoint.

[@craig8727]

Great but MVU was outstanding!

[@olekallovvild7295]

"I slipped and the meat fell into my mouth", that is gold my friend.

[@beegee22]

"it means nothing!" 🤣🤣😂😂

[@joshuaestrada6042]

An excuse I can use at the cookout...thank you....

[@maxpower2631]

He said, as he took another bite of that sausage 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@wickitklown90]

Pause

[@ChandlerJuliet]

😂😂😂 so glad you’re likin it

[@brentward3082]

I’m sure a thousand people already stated this, but the “Bless your heart!” is so classic.

[@hedbngr18]

As a life long conservative stuck in southern CA trying to get out to TX since 2013, this may now be my favorite series on KZbin.

[@stza16]

I’m stuck in Canada 😂

[@codysmith605]

@@stza16 well why dont you move to alberta its the texas of canada.

[@Rosie_C]

@@stza16 Yes, parts of Alberta secretly wish they could become part of the USA. My friend told me some places will fly the Canadian flag and the American flag.

[@Thetruthiscosmic]

Oh you poor soul... I hope you can get out sooner rather than later.

[@TabiMcArdle]

seek Jesus, He will deliver you from California ❤️

[@countylineengineeringmachi2942]

“I slipped and the meat fell into my mouth!” That line is already a classic! BBQ……mmmmmmm!

[@JeremiahDouglas]

don't go! it means nothing

[@iamkesha.]

He missed saying everyone did it in college.

[@bill944]

As he's taking another bite! LOL

[@GT_Void]

I think that is a veiled reference to the Saudi Prince who raped a girl in England. His defense was that he was wearing a robe and he slipped against the girl and his thing fell into her. Correct me if I am wrong The Babylon Bee.

[@acctsys]

Pretty sure BB references this kzbin.info/www/bejne/ip7ZYXmwlJyCbNU

[@SevenOh7o]

Continue this series!!!

[@SRose-vp6ew]

Yes, invite this couple to a church that has a sportsman ministry (g u n show) and hunting after with Creek baptisms.

[@KL-sc1tb]

I’m an Asian American who serves in the U.S army Infantry and I want to move to Texas so bad, especially after this video. All the freedom, good meat, faithful and kind people, and guns. That’s some true American dreams

[@allie1953]

This can be found in many places in the USA that are *rural*.

[@ELXABER]

🤣😂 Wife and I moved from CA to TX a year and a half ago, she is a vegetarian, I am not, but I remember her mentioning it while trying to order food and the waitress response was priceless since it was sincere: “What’s a vegetarian?”

[@tohka3347]

Lmaoooo 🤣🤣🤣🤣 welcome to TX🤠🫶🏼

[@BrandonBarbera]

You should go back to where you came from.

[@fobinc]

"Are you religious? No? What's wrong with you?"

[@MikeELtheGamerLPShow]

My wife and I are in the process of moving from California to Texas. We mostly eat meat. We also like guns and I'm a Marine vet.. I think the hardest adjustment for me will be the fact that I'm not a big fan of football, being huge video game nerd. Though I can enjoy watching a game with friends, I don't keep up with sports news.

[@Directo13]

@@MikeELtheGamerLPShow don't worry a lot of gaming culture here on the state. And a lot to do for nature lovers too.

[@jrbleau]

"I didn't even see that Whataburger out there", pointing straight to it while looking at her. The whole skit is comedy gold.

[@edlawn5481]

Wait till he finds out they have "In N Out Burger" in Texas.

[@WackadoodleMalarkey]

Have It Your Way™️

[@hunterreeves6525]

@John Bolivar they’re pretty close honestly as far as most overrated fast food places, but whataburger is definitely better

[@rudymurillo9334]

Eww gross. What’s burger is McDonald level food

[@Archedgar]

0:54 *FUN FACT:* The word/term 'latinx' cannot be properly said in Spanish as it violates multiple core rules of the language. As a result it sounds **very** egregiously wrong & cacophonous in Spanish or to anyone that speaks Spanish, but generally not so to those that only speak English. This is a big part of why the overwhelming majority of hispanics utterly despise the term even if they cannot elaborate on the reason for it.

[@NWAvsthePoliceDepartment]

Who coulda guessed?

[@kellynch]

My brother lives in LA and I sent him episode 1. He never reacted. I live in FL and I was laughing 'till I cried. Thank you, Bee!

[@seanfoltz7645]

I take it your brother is like mine - incurably far left and about ready to disown you for wrongthink?

[@RandomRabbit007]

This could even be "Californian's near the coast move to the Central Valley" and it would still be accurate

[@kellynch]

@@seanfoltz7645 Mine actually calls himself a Republican. But he's a never-Trumper and a vaxx enthusiast. We haven't seen him in 3 years because we're not vaxxed.

[@STho205]

@@kellynch many traditional, actual member of party, Republicans didn't want Trump. Most of the republican leadership was trying to figure out how to not give him the nomination in 16. Trump is a populist like Sanders, and like Sanders he crashed the party as an GDI without an invitation. Unfortunately for them they had to go with the primary voters. Democrats just pulled every dirty trick and if they had to the SuperDelegates would have anointed Hillary queen. Many traditional republicans were also super vaxxers. 75% of people over 60 got jabbed. At least half those were Republicans or traditionally voted that way since 68.

[@mrbigglezworth42]

@@kellynch Sounds more like RINO to me.

[@dreadGodshand]

There has better be an episode 3 in production as we speak! Like if you agree.

[@kirkyturki1546]

Amen to that

[@jonathanmcdonnell5894]

@@kirkyturki1546 Namaste

[@kirkyturki1546]

@@jonathanmcdonnell5894 Yes sirrr

[@bigpjohnson]

The Neighborhood Goes Hunting!

[@twoblink]

Needs to be a 10 part series...

[@rudyk5657]

I’m from California and was laughing the whole time. I’ve never changed, it’s the just the people and ideas around me.. I’m glad to see the rest of the country can see that and laugh at it too.

[@scapelaine4529]

I have a bit of a prejudice against California because my son went out there when he got to be in his early twenties and he went out there perfectly fine like normal guy he stayed out there for over 10 years he just came back to Texas a year ago and he is really really strange now! Got some of those crazy ideas you see out there, I'm sorry,, but they have some crazy ideas you know they do, not everybody,,, probably not most people but the ones you always see and hear about and you know the politics and everything are just bizarre to me! I don't know what they're doin, just killing California ! California used to be where everybody wanted to go everybody ,,wanted to go to California at least around where I came up you know that was big time,,, now everybody's coming here and they're moving right in front right down the street from me they're building houses everywhere and they're from all over but a lot more from California it's crazy ! it's so much cheaper to live here, well that's what my son said

[@scapelaine4529]

,

[@rudyk5657]

I'm a native of CA. More often than not, it's the young (college age) that are easily influenced, much like your son. No matter what new mentality arises, as we get older, values eventually get prioritized. I wonder what the statistics are how many parents there are here vs other states.

[@paulchabot9689]

Sounds Texas is now America’s new heart ❤

[@10Archangel01]

Her feeding the salad to the dog is gold 😂

[@bbbae5968]

I felt bad for the dog.

[@alihenderson5910]

They turned the freaking dogs gay.

[@davidshumski4629]

That was not vegan salad or the dog wouldn't touch it.

[@transparentglazier]

...and that 'gold' will be in little piles everywhere on the lawn, too

[@michaelwaldmeier1601]

@@bbbae5968 The dog needs meat protein too!

[@SWlovesGod]

“Karenito” that was pure genius!!! This really should be a series or something on here and the head nod with the tip of the hat at the end is priceless!

[@JamesSmith-ui2hv]

Carinito . means my dear / darling or '' you beautiful lil thing'' like he wants to put the sour cream in the burrito in a cheeky way from Javier the gardener

[@Shrey_Shrek]

@@JamesSmith-ui2hv 🤨

[@downrangegunsllc7565]

you need to turn this into a legit 27 episode year long sitcom.

[@benmeadows5874]

Sorry no keep it short and Puchy

[@smythe7480]

@@benmeadows5874 we need a shorts series... 1 short every week 😂 that's what they ment

[@darrenphillips1845]

I would watch it for sure.

[@patrickd9551]

ep 3. Steve needs to bring out his inner man, so he gets invited to a camping trip and it starts out mild, making fire, grilling store bought meat and in the end he ends up shooting guns. ep 4. Next episode, still camping, he's down in the mud shooting his first duck. But the main plot point he finds his father in the woods, he connects and learns how his mother is actually his stepmother after his mother died at child birth ep 5. Full redemption episode with flashbacks to his childhood emotional abuse and he connects with his wife on a profound deep spiritual level and wins her over. ep 6. The timphany dress episode. Yes, she starts out slowly wearing a dress when Steve was out camping, but stuffs away the dress when he comes home. ep 7. Cook out 2, Timphany actually joins the party and finds out the cooking part of the cook out, well isn't so much cooking, but more the wifey leadership coming together to plan out their conservative lifestyle that's inline with their husbands. You know "you get to buy this gun if we go out for holiday at wherever nice place". ep 8. Timphany's mother comes visiting. Steve just bought his first AR-15 (yes he's a gun-nut already, owning several side pieces), tiphany wears a dress, steve a hat. Her mother goes full out and they proclaim their love for eachother and steve proposes for a real wedding. Because as it seems, when they moved they made up the lie they were married in order to fit in. You are welcome ;)

[@downrangegunsllc7565]

@@patrickd9551 brilliantly thought out! Hope they produce them

[@hridaanshoberai9071]

The hostess replicated sheldons mom mary so well

[@TheSpicyLeg]

I caught my wife’s cousin’s husband from New York City (big libs) eating a brisket I made on the grill. These two are constantly preaching their opinions like veganism and doing “well ackshually”. He was hiding under the deck outside my shop and he looks up at me and says “please don’t tell her”. I just laughed my ass off and said I wouldn’t. Just as with everything else, it’s a performance and they don’t believe in it, either.

[@connecticutyankee9706]

All real New Yorkers love meat: Pastrami from a Jewish Deli, Veal Picatta from an Italian restaurant, Greek Gyros, or a visit to a New York Steakhouse.

[@sandeepmortal]

I find it hard to believe this story. How can people have no backbone?

[@meersau5690]

@@sandeepmortal Just your average leftie 😁

[@annep.1905]

@@sandeepmortal maybe because most people need to eat meat to thrive...?

[@Pdmc2016]

@@connecticutyankee9706 I’m not from New York but that made me hungry lol

[@FedralBI]

I'm pretty sure that feeding that salad to that poor dog is a war crime. Love this so much.

[@MARDUK9]

🤣🤣🤣 "Damn shame what they did to the dog"

[@billboth6572]

There should be an episode 2.1 where the dog 💩 changes the color of the lawn, and needs to go to the vet.

[@michaellovett8773]

Micro aggression is what the lady from California would say.

[@silverblade357]

That dog is a brilliant actor. I've seen my dog eat grass, but sniffs and sneers if I drop a bit of broccoli near him.

[@knvxxx]

For a moment there I thought the Californian woman was gonna switch her meat for the dog salad

[@valerapopovich4135]

Born and raised in USSR I moved to Texas in 1999. Never once wanted to move to any other state. We have a lot in common: no BS, rough around the edge, but if you prove to be real and respectful people will open their heart. And it is as big as Texas itself! Thank you, Texans, and may God Bless 🙏

[@Nate1975]

Yeh man, I hear you

[@mikeellis2025]

We as Texans love to meet new people and open our arms in welcome.

[@MellieMellie97146]

If all you've seen from the USSR is Texas, you have a very tiny frame of reference. 😄

[@mikeellis2025]

@@MellieMellie97146 he has the best reference, Texas is the best state.

[@MellieMellie97146]

@mikeellis2025 😆 You apparently don't have much reference, either. 😄 Ignorance is bliss, I'm not gonna take you from it, I'm just gonna snicker at the innocent ignorance. 😄🤷‍♀️🙂

[@lyricistdestroyerqueensbor8782]

Born and raised in New york, my daughter started college in Texas this yr. And I must say.... I absolutely love it out there. The food was incredible, and seeing proud Americans walking around with heat on their side was crazy to see.

[@rorypinata265]

I am Californian, currently stuck. And I need MORE of this!

[@TheAnnoyingBoss]

When she responded with "ay vato" 😭😭

[@kennethwood4501]

Praying for your escape, brother.🙏

[@SOBERHANGOVER]

Lmao currently in california slap a tri tip on that grill and I'm set

[@GoBuddieGo]

I came here willingly before it got worse and now I just want out! lol

[@samuelgarofalo6910]

Run,run like HELL!

[@taylorminton1056]

"It fell into my mouth! It was craaaaazy" was great and I love the Texan in the back nearly breaking character and laughing.

[@philipchiu9835]

"I just slipped and the meat fell into my mouth!" LOL Classic 🙂

[@liebe6970]

thats what she said

[@aziki001]

One of the classic blunders. I can't believe she didn't believe him.

[@ryanwitwickifaddegon4291]

The vegans won't survive Texas. That's why I quit, and all the vegans attacked me.

[@Dv8-108]

Genius is what it is. LOL

[@DreamingDarlin]

It was crazy!

[@babela4985]

The way he just didnt care when she said 'i dont even know u anymore' and kept eating 🤣🤣🤣👊

[@teabaggins3517]

We need a full on series of this. I am not even American and I am living in Japan but this is the best show I've seen in a long time.

[@hidematsumoto1708]

im from the Netherlands and i couldnt stop laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@The_King_Basi]

I'm from Canada and thus just makes me wanna move to texas

[@blackhawk1812]

German here 🥰

[@josuefarrugia]

Panamanian 🇵🇦 here and really love it! Pure gold 😂

[@articlevftw8920]

As an American Constitutional Conservative I would love to welcome you all to our great nation. We need as many sane and rational people as we can get to help stem the tide of leftist nut-jobs!

[@matrixfree3480]

Karen-it-o. "Means he cares" Love how they slipped a Karen refrence in. The whole thing is gut busting.🤣 So glad that California refugee got his ribs🥩

[@Janeintheok]

Refugee 😂

[@TheRealLulZ91]

He has discovered how life should be lived

[@TroyPacelli]

I feel so dumb. They had literally just said their names, and I glossed over the Karin-ito thing as her name just being Karen - I was so focused on the pronoun thing, her name went completely out of my head. Seriously, I have a hard enough time remembering names; I'm not gonna be able to remember made up pronouns, too.

[@yashamaga13]

Most underrated line in the sketch. Brilliant writing

[@danthewatcher9681]

I mean, who can say no to ribs ? Can you? I sure can't !

[@shoktroop]

Absolutely true. I've been sittin' with my wife and kids at a outdoor bbq restraunt and heard someone ask for a vegan plate, the waiter said jokingly "you must be from california" and without a hickup she said "Yes, Why?"

[@catloverkawaii1000]

😂😂😂😂that’s hilarious

[@gangsterg1936]

I work at a starbucks in california... yeah, I know. people constantly ask me for vegan drinks... and It makes me die inside.

[@TurtleShroom3]

Veganism will kill a person if they do not take special medicine. Vegetarianism is not only more sane, but extremely healthy. I, however, love meat AND vegetables, even hipster vegetables lime quinoa beans, and I would love to try kale one day. Those Californicators' salad sounded delicious to me; it would go amazing as a side alongside that incredible brisket.

[@ting4758]

@@TurtleShroom3 true, vegetarians often live longer healthier lives, but going all that time without eating mean? Yeah, no way is it worth it

[@arete8338]

@@TurtleShroom3 The dog loved it. Now he wants to move to Sodom & Gomorrah by the Bay.

[@mikeg3439]

"I just slipped and the meat fell into my mouth" and then he shoves a sausage in his mouth. I nearly died laughing.

[@BazukinBelyugovich]

That reminds me of that video where an Arab Sheik was getting live calls or a talk show, and one of his callers said he fell and a bunch of food "fell into his mouth" (sharwma with tahini, an apple, and lots of water) during fasting season, and asked if he should keep fasting or if it was Allah who fed him XD

[@Rexus_34_SF]

@@BazukinBelyugovich I actually remember that! The guy giving advice looked a bit confused!

[@davidgesell]

I lost it when he said this LMAO!!!

[@dianaparra3736]

❤ TEXAS ❤ "Don't Mess with Texas"

[@MarkyVigoroth]

Whoa! They are not only going maskless but also actually physically shaking hands! That is progress!

[@KikiRevenge]

They didn't even have a meltdown over people wearing guns!

[@jerrylegranvil1]

😂😂😂😂 true

[@scott5654]

That’s because anyone that moves to Texas is already a Texan at heart and therefore this particular video is stupidly in accurate and untrue.

[@paulchristie2509]

@@scott5654 lol... take a breath

[@MRGS48]

That ain’t progress that’s MADNESS!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@dizzymagic]

Kudos for the accurate, nuanced and very southern usage of “bless your heart”, which can mean soooo many things! Made me laugh!

[@harrymills2770]

It fits everything from charmed to outraged.

[@livergen]

Now that's what you call brotherly love, I actually almost cried when he said ((" now your home ")) , that was solid gold guys , please , more-more-more, you're killing it.

[@roccocupido5082]

👍💯💕

[@maxrocketansky]

Everytime a new neighbor moves in on the street, my dad invites them to his cookouts. There have been a few who asked if he had vegan option... he asked them to leave.

[@psalmno.51]

Smokin'... That's what I call making a point!

[@mmuti7800]

As an african from malawi I honestly love Texans cause I feel like that's what an authentic american is genuinely like

[@thatguy-uv7cv]

Used to be

[@alib405]

Totally agree with you. They are true Americans

[@tylerbaxter4199]

Some of the last of the real ones.

[@mademoisellemsc]

Uhm no

[@nathanwhughes]

You just have to meet people that didn't grow up in a city. You can find a butt hole anywhere but in my opinion they congregate in larger numbers inside city's. Lol

[@jasondonnelly1888]

The build up was a long one, but when Steve was eating ribs, I died laughing. Part 3 needs to come

[@connecticutyankee9706]

Ahem, his name is Stevehehim.

[@michaeltorres1263]

I did too, I loved his line about how it's been so long since he ate real food! Too funny.

[@jasondonnelly1888]

@@connecticutyankee9706 ope sorry my bad.

[@Brian-cj4bj]

"Now you are home." AHhahhaahha... lost it on that line.

[@whoknows8225]

Well you survived long enough to write this comment at least, RIP dude.

[@joshsimonton769]

As a californian who moved to Texas, I approve of this message!

[@henning9641]

Im a German who traveled a lot of countries, Texas is the only place I could imagine making it my permanent home. I loved the people, I loved the culture, I loved the climate, I loved the way of life. Sounds crazy, but being in Texas makes you feel free & proud :D best greetings from Munich to all of you ;)

[@gjones1316]

„I slipped and the meat fell in my mouth“ - while taking another bite is just hilarious

[@peterpan408]

Because it's an allusion to 'it wasnt my fault, it just slipped inside'.

[@static7985]

reminds me of "Today i fell and some shwarma fell in my mouth with some extra tahini" "ok" "and a slice of apple and around 3 liters of water. should i keep fasting or has allah fed me?"

[@Rondo2ooo]

​@@peterpan408/woooosh Einstein

[@FallenderStern]

@@static7985lol that one arab guy (arab parents vs white parents) guy?

[@phoenixshade3]

That and the "Whaaaaat? I didn't even see that Whataburger over there," as he points without looking.

[@xbrandi12345x]

Whoever had the idea for this web series deserves a raise. I hope this ends up having a lot of episodes.

[@tonyjames1980]

agree. Well Scripted and good acting too.

[@slanTHONY]

The original video went viral and Babylon Bee reached out to the creator and hired them. Impressive stuff…hits all the marks.

[@dark3031]

These seem infinitely more promising than Rings of Power.

[@Instantphojo]

@@dark3031 oh snap!!😂

[@Electrodexify]

Big pharma and big medical approves. Keep making those videos that will ensure a steady stream of loyal lifetime customers popping pills like candy!

[@kumuppins95]

The "squatters took over our old LA home" line just cracked me up! Thanks for a much needed laugh!

[@johnsmith-fz5pz]

lol its not what it looks like. it just fell into my mouth

[@freeto9139]

@@johnsmith-fz5pz ohhh yeah! Just wait till he gets stalked by meemaw's chocolate-Texas sheet cake ...

[@Julia29853]

@@freeto9139 oh my gosh yummy! I need to pull out my grandmas recipe for chocolate sheetcake and make that for our next potluck!

[@AkhilSharmaTech]

i remember i went from boston to texas and the difference in the hospitality was HUGE. texans are really warm and friendly.

[@franklinturtle9849]

This should become a series... I would watch 100 episodes of this.

[@christopherhatefi1986]

This is fantastic! I'm also now craving Texas BBQ! In Texas, chicken is the vegan option.

[@imadeanaccounttocomment7800]

@@williamsharp2532 Then what’s fish?

[@hudjames11]

@@imadeanaccounttocomment7800 For lake recreation only.

[@rg9448]

@@hudjames11 Ron Swanson must be proud

[@ebrotastic1354]

Thats so true

[@johnonetwelve]

"chicken is the vegan option"😅 Bee, you'll HAVE to include that line in an upcoming episode!😂

[@arcadia1081]

No no no no! You guys at BB have no clue what you just started! As a Brit I'm learning more about America in 2 five minute episodes than any telly show. You gotta not only make ep 3 but a whole series now! Love you!

[@le13579]

You are going to need an international episode that does London v. Village.

[@johngdoty]

Texas - It's like a whole other country. We like it that way.

[@ruslanliman4172]

Guys, congratulations great job. God bless America .

[@squidikka]

Steve's character progression into becoming a real man is genius.

[@mariohenssler6151]

Next Steve gets to go to a shooting range.

[@SusieQ3]

That's what happens when hippies move to Texas 🤷🏻‍♀️

[@warbuzzard7167]

Soon he'll be carrying a "BBQ Gun" and hosting an AR-15 Trigger Improvement Session at his house.

[@rfe8nn2]

It tells you the key difference between a liberal relationship and a conservative one. A Conservative couple you will see a strong man well supported by his wife while a Liberal couple the women rules the roost!!!! This video highlights it pretty much.

[@bogusphone8000]

"Honey, I have decided, that like you, I have a choice..."

[@RobinDale50]

"Oh that's all right. Now you're home." AUTHENTIC Texan hospitality right there!

[@upperc9808]

I am from Germany and this makes me really wish to move to Texas.

[@pacificprospector]

Ich stimme mit dir! Es gibt eine deutsche Stadt in Texas, heißt ,,Fredericksberg".

[@nosywendigo592]

@@pacificprospector Richtig! Meine Großmutter hat seit zehn Jahren gestorben. Sie war Deutsche von die von Arnim Familie. Hundert perzent Deutsch. Sie hat in eine Stadte "Runge" gewohnt. Runge ist nicht mehr da. Du kannst gerne in Texas leben! Kommst du hier! Mehr Deutsch machen die Staat Texas besser!

[@pacificprospector]

@@nosywendigo592 Na, aber danke. Ich lebte zu lange im Nord. Texas scheint mir zu Heiß und Trocken. Die Leute und das Essen sind mir gut im Jedem Fall.

[@kaihornung1671]

Did it and it's worth it. Viele Grüße.

[@dosgos]

Texas really is like this. Take a holiday there, but not in the hot summer!

[@calverttaylor1293]

This was exactly what I needed to feel normal again. People are so wierd now.

[@brookskelley]

As a native Californian, you missed one of the true delights of moving to Texas. (moved here 22 years ago) Green beans and BACON! Oh, how I love the stuff. Had it last night as a matter of fact. Alongside Country Fried Steak with peppercorn gravy.

[@superdave8248]

Don't make me go to lunch at Cracker Barrel ...

[@888jackflash]

From NY here... I just googled Gr Beans & Bacon... gonna DO it! Looks great

[@TheVeganVicar]

You are urged to become VEGAN, since carnism (the destructive ideology which supports the use and consumption of animal products, especially for “food”) is arguably the foremost existential crisis.🌱

[@franciscodanconia4324]

You mean people eat green beans WITHOUT bacon?!?!?!? Savages.

[@apriltini]

@@superdave8248 Their beans are gross and soggy. Texas Roadhouse has really good beans.

[@LMacNeill]

"My gardener, Javier, nicknamed me Karenito. It means he cares." OMG!!!!! I almost spewed coffee all over my keyboard with that one!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

[@jerryeastman170]

But you didn't

[@jonathanmcdonnell5894]

@@jerryeastman170 damn

I didn't get the pun. Karenito comes from something along the lines of... Uptight?

[@sathapalani]

@ a “Karen” is also a slang term for a middle class typically college educated ( usually white) women who is so entitled that she will at every opportunity make it known that the world revolves around her and her alone. The double entendre makes it all the more funny 😂😂

@@sathapalani Ohhhhh Now I get it! I never knew Karen was used as such!