Californians Move to Texas | Episode 1: Moving Day

[@TheBabylonBee]

How would you welcome your new California neighbors?

[@bloozism]

Tell them to leave

[@matthewadamczak4631]

Some of us wear a mask for medical reasons, not because of COVID.

[@chriswaters3442]

12 gauge, 00 buck

[@fullthrottletreeservice4101]

And the same goes for FL.

[@ChimpRiot]

Bring them a few feral hogs as pets.

[@Bad_Llama]

As a Texan, I have to say: Don't California our Texas.

[@Seriously_Eh]

Tell Elon, in Austin...

[@TXKafir]

I custom made a bumper sticker that says "Welcome to Texas Please don't vote for what you fled"

[@finfrog3237]

Californication...

[@craigw6557]

I wouldn't worry about the Californication of Texas. Then again, I'm sure they once said that about where I live, East California. Oh sorry, Colorado

[@pampoovey6977]

Way too late

[@Marfoir0303]

I moved to Oklahoma from California and all my neighbors came by and introduced themselves to us and gave us their phone numbers and blessed us. I’m so happy here. I’m not talking about two or three neighbors I’m talking about the entire block. I’ve never felt more welcome anywhere in my entire life. I live in a rural area the smallest house is on 5 acres. I feel extremely fortunate to find such a nice community God has Blessed my family 😎

[@Stevie8654]

Welcome to Oklahoma

[@sw1632]

Welcome to the neighborhood okie! 🙏☺️

[@garyposthuma9607]

And remember to vote red

[@amjrpain919]

Cast-off those childish California ways, and be a productive adult in Our fine state... snowflakes allowed around Christmas through February...

[@Wirmish]

It's not God. It's you. You made a choice, not God.

[@nerysghemor5781]

I love how you showed the Texan wasn’t stupid, as Southerners are often stereotyped. He knew EXACTLY what he was doing as he trolled his new CA neighbors.

[@RisingUnderdog]

That and they made the wife the more naive one, which you NEVER see in media anymore

[@jamesgreen9791]

@@RisingUnderdog they are pretty stupid for the most part. Just watch videos of any Trump convention or even go to one your self and you can see.

[@RisingUnderdog]

@@jamesgreen9791 what is a woman?

[@jamesgreen9791]

@@RisingUnderdog I’ve only seen a few minutes of that but those people are stupid too. I don’t associate with them though because they are way to extreme.

[@jamesgreen9791]

@C S not all of them are stupid but statistically they are less smart than other areas of the country. Also I showed some people like 20 sources that convey my claim about their intelligence and they got really mad.

[@driftliketokyo34ftw35]

As a Texan, this is probably the most accurate depiction of a Texan I’ve seen.

[@veenom1979]

I'm from San Anyone, hell yeah

[@nicolaandria522]

Apart from the 1911 not in condition 1

[@07laines07]

“There’s not a lot of crime here.” “Why is that?” “Because everyone carries a gun.” Best lines ever… lmao 😂

[@p_campbell]

What's the stastic,?? One in Four vehicles in Texas have a firearm. And One in Three dwellings have one also. 🤠

[@Ashtor1337]

@@p_campbell , close. Don't forget over 95% of shooting happen in gun free zones and the cities with the highest gun crime are the cities with the most restrictions.

[@ifyourmarriedyourasimpandacuck]

@Theep Dinker we already have our gun permit, and it shall not be infringed upon.

[@denvan3143]

@@Ashtor1337 and the person responsible for the law requiring signs that say “Gun Free Zone” is Joe Biden.

[@LetsPlayCrazy]

I mean... that is what they believe! That was the joke! "Uh yeah guns actually increase safety! My personal gunlobbiest said so" :D It is just a sketch :)

[@szlava3641]

If you voted for Gavin Newsom, STAY IN CALIFORNIA!!!!! Don't turn Texas into the California dump!

[@texasgal3903]

Right, leave my state alone!! I was born and raised here, so STAY OUT if you are STILL a Californian!!

[@rosalindr4975]

In Florida here. , can relate

[@CommodoreFan64]

Agreed, but not only Texas, as they are coming as far East as my home state of SC, causing home values in my small town to jump 25% in the past 2 years.

[@ls-33wraith33]

Couldn’t agree more!

[@sebione3576]

@@CommodoreFan64 yep. Greer area here. House values have doubled here in the last ten years and the roads are crowded now.

[@nobodyspecial4702]

True story here. I moved to San Diego to work in the shipyard and a Mexican friend of my sister in law moved from there to Texas. 3 months later he moved back because while he was there someone tried to steal from a house by him and the owner shot the person as they were running from the yard. He couldn't believe the cops didn't even arrest the homeowner and thought it was messed up. When he moved back, the first thing I asked him was how stupid could he be to move to Texas and not think criminals deserve whatever happens to them. I said everyone knows in Texas, if you try to steal and run, you just die tired. So glad I moved out of CA 10 years ago.

[@deeznutz1098]

Stop lying😂😂 home owners killed thief in California every day and don't get charged 😂😂

[@papasadistich8320]

This series is better than anything Netflix has put out in years. Possibly ever.

[@phuebner45]

Loved it! "He has a gun!" "It's ok! Everyone here has a gun! It's OK!" "Sorry....we don't really like guns. There's a lot of crime where we are from." "Well, I understand. There's not a lot of crime here...." "Why???" "Cause everyone here has a gun....."

[@p_campbell]

My Sister hated the gun culture here, especially cause her eldest son loves them, (My mom & I started sneaking him to the range @ 10) After 8 yrs in AZ he's moving back to DFW for college. 🤠🙏😇

[@johnstamos4629]

She should have said, "We dont like guns. Can you get rid of all yours please??"

[@Kyle-sr6jm]

God, I have learned to hate liberal sheep to the very core of my being.

[@gman7774]

Best quote of the video

[@TexasKayjun]

Best part. Lol

[@beamreach7015]

"I'm calling the cops!" The week before she moved in, she was protesting and calling for defund the police.

[@Zackyinked]

thats what libs do 🤣

[@911ragdoll]

She Gotta get them virtue points up

[@WarPaintOffroad]

BOOM. 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

[@prime_time_youtube]

Head explodes

[@ml5955]

110% 😂

[@PirateLeota]

This warmed my heart, because I'm originally from Texas, and the Texan gentleman's laugh reminded me so much of my dad's laugh. He's been gone 20 years, but I can remember his laugh like he was still right here. Thanks so much for this great video!

[@irvinnorris7041]

I'm suing your dads laugh! He appropiating a stereotype waaaaah!

[@mcvideoxyz]

Pretty soon TX needs to put in a limit on how many CA refugees they can take there.

[@globright9127]

I'm american, I can live wherever the heck I want. Fought and served for that right

[@philjensen1807]

They should build a wall 😂

[@fidgetwiz4284]

I live in cali and this is a 100% accurate idea of how the people are here

[@stillplayswithtrains1442]

Lived in Portland for awhile I understand.

[@marks8062]

im glad i left cali, in texas now myself

[@arthurhamilton5222]

I am a native Texan. I spent 6 years in Fairfield and Vacaville. It got more radical every year. I got out of there as fast as I could. First to Germany, then, military retirement back to East Texas

[@BendyandtheBois]

@@stillplayswithtrains1442 I was only in Portland for a few days and I understand

[@michaelmay9059]

@@marks8062 welcome to Texas, hope everything is going well with your fam

[@annyceday]

“Asking about it is a micro aggression” LOL 😂

[@Rick_Sanchez_C137_]

That cracked me up….. went back to college to finish my degree a couple years ago… it pissed me off having people ask for my pronouns…. It’s like food, if I don’t tell you I’m a vegan it’s because I eat meat. Same with pronouns, if my hair is a natural color and I don’t tell you my pronouns it’s because they’re the ones that match my equipment (I have a penis, it’s he/him)…..

[@damienk7311]

@@Rick_Sanchez_C137_ We get that your penis is a he/him, that goes without saying, but what are youuuu?

[@steriopticon2687]

True 'dat.

[@markusfreund6961]

Should anyone ever ask me about my pronouns, I'll honour the great lady gracing my profile with "Beep, bop, boop!" 👍

[@veganconservative1109]

@@Rick_Sanchez_C137_ I have it as part of my name here, but at work (and other places) people are surprised when it comes out I'm vegan. That's because I'm neither ashamed nor proud of it so no need to shout it at people. If someone asks me for my pronouns I'm going to have to use that 'microagression' line. Something like "I am grossly offended that you can't tell just by looking at me!"

[@randomcommenter395]

I moved from LA to Florida this past July and it was by far the best decision I’ve ever made. It’s so easy to forget how terrible and ass backwards LA is, every time I go back to visit family I want to vomit at the state of my hometown.

[@therapturedmichelle]

I'm not from LA and am curious, what makes you want to vomit regarding LA's state?

[@Rob-lv3fc]

@@therapturedmichelle I've never been to the U.S, but from what I know, it's infested with gangs, crime and drugs. Apart from Hollywood maybe, LA suburbs especially are dodgy and crime ridden. Look at Compton, Watts, etc.

[@DavidNoach65]

If random moved to the northern part of Florida, welcome to the South. I’m due east of Cedar Key out in the country, will take this over the city. Low taxes, gun friendly and real people.

[@corbinray7030]

Tell ur friends to go to florida… stay away from texas

[@blackfox4138]

My gf has lived in the Bay Area for well over a decade, but she grew up in Georgia. When she finally moved down to Texas the way she described Californians was everything that was showed in this video.

[@chopkong]

This clip is funny, but the truth is, about 30% of my neighbors are now from California. When we approach them to welcome them to the neighborhood, they look at us funny, like there's something wrong with us. What get's me the most is the judgmental and condescending attitude. Texans are very welcoming people, but please don't judge us and don't try to change us. We like our liberty and freedom. Thank you!

[@ellenslerner255]

I have an idea which propbably won't work, but how about Texans and Floridians move to blue states and come voting time, flip the state to red.

[@chuchu5946]

@@ellenslerner255 Most people in the good states prob saw the rent, the crime, and the unemployment and didnt bother.

[@agatanakonieczny2213]

I feel sorry for you. They will change your land. Unlike refugees they have voting rights and if they are condescending towards your lifestyle, they will want to change it according to their taste. And their taste had caused most of the problems they now have fleed from. Perhaps you can change some of them with your kindness. You will see.

[@CtrlAltRetreat]

@@ellenslerner255 Honestly, don't bother. If enough Texans and Floridians moved to flip ca and ny, they wouldn't have their home states left by the time they came back. CA has some damn fine weather, don't get me wrong, I worked aerospace for most of the early 2000s there, but if you're not a city person... Well all of southern California is one big city from LA to the border. People weren't meant to live like that.

[@Thorrnn]

@@ellenslerner255 Fortunately, there are factions within commiefornia that are taking our great state back from the psycho leftist commies, at the local level, they've already retaken several counties in the northern and central parts of the state, starting with sherrif's offices, DA's, School Boards, City Councils, and so on. It's a very exciting time.

[@doritoreiss8089]

“I don’t believe in pronouns. I think they’re reductive. You just asking about them is a microaggression!” 😂🤣 I need to remember that line. 🤣

[@sinisterthoughts2896]

The funny thing is, it's true. Well the reductive part. Microaggressions are ridiculous. It's sad people think that people can be defined by a simple pronoun.

[@SRose-vp6ew]

"I don't believe in pronouns they are reductive, redundant, and it's a microaggression that you would even ask me!" 😉

[@monoXcide01]

"You see, I identify as a sane adult American and pronouns are a microaggression against my identity". Learn the lefty's linguistic bullshit and you can use it against it.

[@doritoreiss8089]

@@sinisterthoughts2896 yes, both are ridiculous, but I love the idea of throwing their own illogical gripes back into their faces. 😂

[@programaths]

@@sinisterthoughts2896 In French, we did a weird thing. We had neutral from Latin, but it got lost along the way and we decided that only female things would get their specific pronouns, while masculine thing would not and use the neutral pronoun. The most comical thing is that men (which belong to "male things" -- yes, we have gender for inanimate objects like "table") did not complaint, but women did. So, basically, if you have a horde of women, you can say "ELLES" and anyone will know with 100% certainty there wasn't any men in the group. If you have a horde of men, you have to say "ILS" and nobody can tell with 100% certainty that there wasn't any men in the group. (Could be 100% women, but unknown by the person recounting) So, to say it was specifically a group of men, you have to spell it out: "a group of men". This huge linguistic imbalance in favor of women was never an issue for men, the laughable part is that women do complaint about it by twisting it weirdly, stating that "IL" is masculine, thus making men much more represented than they are. Reality it that it has the opposite effect, you can question "il" and "ils", but you can't question "elle" and "elles". It's how you can see that those movements do not care about women and will destroy women for their own interest.

[@robertivey3268]

My wife and I moved to Idaho a year and a half ago because California didn't like us (conservative christians). Our first trip here was just wonderful. Everyone was so nice and friendly. In less that a week, we had purchased our new home and we just love it here. Very similar to Texas I assume. I do carry a gun when I leave my house as do many here. It seems like there is a church on every corner here and that is a good thing. When we have to travel back to Los Angeles to visit family, you can see how it has changed for the worse in just the last year and a half. I lived in Los Angeles for 72 years and remember when the state was a great place to live. It started changing a very long time ago and has really deteriorated even worse in the last 20 or more years. I will tell anyone that is considering moving to places like Idaho or Texas or a few other places, DO NOT bring your liberal/socialist ways with you. You will not be welcome.

[@traviscarr6536]

I remember growing up in TN that my parents knew everyone within a mile easily. I remember talking to other people later in life and finding how odd I found it that many people didn’t know their closest neighbors name. Now I don’t have a neighbor within a mile but still know most of the community.

[@TheCowpoke406]

My condolences to anyone who lives in Denton or Austin. We are flooded with these sorts of people.

[@aa-tx7th]

get used to it loser lmfao were turning your last big state blue too cry more

[@SYDAirlineEnthusiast]

Wow, you act like they faced a mass shooting.

[@kendrellgriffin3592]

I live in Denton. Looking to move btw. It's getting bad.

[@SYDAirlineEnthusiast]

@@kendrellgriffin3592 if you think that’s bad, then you really don’t know what a truly bad place is like

[@kevinmenard2868]

@@SYDAirlineEnthusiast Or we do and we see where it's going. No need to wait until it becomes Austin-lite

[@RowdyGT]

As a native Texan this is 100% true

[@stillplayswithtrains1442]

I miss Tejas.... I loved learning Tejas history while in junior high and high school. Which is one of the reasons I get so hot when someone says we stole Tejas

[@guillermoelnino]

I agree it all except the friendly part. Maybe it's because I live within 100 miles of a major city, but just about everybody are irredeemable monsters with no common curtesy. or remorse.

[@ktex4873]

@@guillermoelnino uh huh, that's those new Californians. Non-natives, as I like to call 'em

[@muschipups4017]

Stay where you vote!!!! We don’t want you! Austin is bad enough! F@ck heads can’t even drive!

[@quirk8841]

@@stillplayswithtrains1442 They're not taught actual history. They're taught propaganda. When it comes to the thirteen original colonies America was founded on, the colonists purchased the land from the natives. Yet the left will still claim America was founded on stolen land. We really can't blame them. They didn't give themselves participation trophies.

[@shrimuyopa8117]

I loved this exchange; Texan: "My favorite pronoun is YOU." Californian: "I don't get it." Texan: "Exactly."

[@williamfox1146]

It is so easy to confuse a liberal.

[@maxwlytle]

another favorite 'pronoun' heard here in Texas is 'y'all' (you all)

[@mikethompson2745]

@@maxwlytle don't forget "all yall" and "you'ns".

[@danietkissenle]

@@mikethompson2745 alls yalls yall

[@droxyy]

As a Texan he was reffing to y'a'll or all yalls.

[@vanpenguin22]

As a born and raised citizen of the Seattle area, old enough to remember my place BEFORE Sunset Magazine told all of California how wonderful it was in the land where no sun shines, And as a decendant of Texans, I'm desperately curious as to the Texas lifestyle. Don't worry, I'm IN Seattle but not OF Seattle.

[@normanclarke9587]

😂😂😂This is hilarious! You know we understand you Texans because I’m a Floridian(Miami). We were the first free state during the plan-demic era and we love our guns.

[@JugglesGrenades]

"Well... I understand. There's not a lot of crime here." "WHY" "Because everybody has a gun." Best line in the whole skit.

[@phprofYT]

Amen.

[@smkeybare]

Didn't you guys just have a bunch of kids killed in school?

[@R_Arizona]

Same in Arizona

[@scintillam_dei]

In Honduras, where I'm from, many people have guns, but there's always a lot of crime because the gangs are more powerful than the government, because the richest country in América, the USA, has the richest drug-addicts, and they FUND the gangs, so the US is why Honduras is shit. I hate the USA. Glad I left it. I was not illegal when Ientered, and I was not deportedwhen I left. Who wants to be in that gay shithole when WW3 knocks, and the civil war to come?

[@smkeybare]

@@scintillam_dei not just the citizens, hell, the CIA used to straight up buy drugs with money or guns

[@leonardoalves3942]

As a brazilian, when I was planning visiting the states people told me about California. Beautiful beaches, hollywood, celebrities and everything (yes, they talked about Hollywood/celebs like it's a good thing). Then I did a quick research on how things really are in California, so I decided to go to Texas, the state of "conservatives, racists, bigots, fascists, neonazis and hypocrites"... And man, even as a tourist I was *SO WARMLY WELCOMED* that I didn't even wanna leave there anymore. Very kind, warm, good-hearted, family people, quite similar to my own culture. It felt like home. Didn't feel a single bit of what media says about the state. Contrats to all Texans for that. It's really *AMAZING!!!* 🇧🇷🤝🇺🇸

[@superfly19751]

Welcome to my State where southern hospitality is well known.

[@David-hm9ic]

Yeah, we're so backward here that it took literally hundreds of us to put a man on the moon. When people got back from the moon, they were still nice people that were part of the community.

[@todoslosdias]

As a native Texan this warms my heart to hear. Glad you had a good trip!

[@tylr3669]

Love Brazilians. You guys get it.

[@tigerex777]

The media in America is mostly liberal that's why.

[@WilliamImhof]

Finally watching the whole series.. what a great team. Just love the TX guy...

[@keithkirtley1804]

I grew up in California during the 70's and 80's. Left in 1990. We never locked our doors. We knew our neighbors and didn't experience crime or homelessness. We went to church, the beach, the mountains... As long as you stayed away from Compton or Los Angeles. It was a nice place back then. When I went back for a friend's wedding... It's decline into hell was hard not to notice. Places I walked with girlfriends on the beach barefoot had needles and defecation and thugs. Not all the homeless are bad. But I'll admit I watched my back, and my feet.

[@Timmmmm42y]

I'm constantly shocked at how accurate this sort of scenario this is.

[@szlava3641]

One problem - the uhaul truck. I thiugh California had a drought of uHaul trucks

[@thewiirocks]

@@szlava3641 They're moving *back* to California. Which means they got the truck in Texas. You know, where they all are.

[@reviewguy2456]

Needles on the street ? 😆😂🤣

[@tauronicodemus8300]

Right,, like it's real life. Sad that it is so spot on.

[@Boo1776x]

@@thewiirocks good point

[@takadasaiko06]

As a native Texan that just moved back from LA a few months ago, this is hilarious 🤣

[@FranklyFarcical]

As an Italian who lives in Oceania, this is still hilarious.

[@tucker8071]

As a scientist in a station in Antarctica, this is still hilarious.

[@amb1u5]

as a kangaroo in australia, this is hillarious

[@tetsujin86]

As a partridge in a pear tree, can confirm.

[@SKYCHICK__]

As a cis normative, heterosexual female skydiver, of diminutive stature who loves some stuff and strongly dislikes other stuff, I can relate to this!

[@woovs101]

I moved to Texas from California about 5 years ago(Mostly for the schools). Things here have changed so much in that time. Property values exploded and now most of my neighbors moved here from out of state also. Wouldn't mind so much, but my family moved here to raise our daughters with conservative values... unfortunately, apparently this is not something that is important to a lot of others these days

[@TheRealLulZ91]

“There’s no crime here, because everybody has a gun.” Pretty much summed up why everyone has a gun in Texas

[@lupusdeum3894]

"A gun"? LOL Try ''many'' or ''several'' or ''a small armory''!

[@daniel17846]

As someone that just moved to Texas from Oregon, this was so funny. People here are just so much nicer, it's refreshing.

[@DG-sc1yu]

Vote conservative to keep Texas friendly. 👍🏻

[@daniel17846]

@@DG-sc1yu right. Gotta keep TX great!

[@juniorthird7952]

@@DG-sc1yu lol you think these liberals will vote conservative. They vote Democrat no matter what. My hope is that the Texas weather will eventually get to them and they go back home with their tails between their legs.

[@hollyg241]

Same here. I moved from Oregon almost a year ago. I miss the rain and mountains but not the whackos.

[@MeMe-lx2jw]

@@hollyg241 Make sure not to vote the same way!

[@MrBassbump]

The woman is a perfect example of who is causing most of the problems.

[@yourenotthatguypal99]

yep, and they are the ones teaching our kids. Surprisingly accurate for the Babylon B huh.

[@nathankoroush7918]

Yes, white liberal women

[@redraiderrider3289]

Yep

[@wendyarbes9514]

@@yourenotthatguypal99 letting them teach your kids is YOUR choice

[@alanlee67]

College educated white women lol

[@rakura]

Please keep these coming. They are hilarious. Sincerely, Texan

[@lauramumma2360]

Nailed Californians… I am surrounded by folks still wearing masks. Sigh.

[@lupusdeum3894]

I see them driving alone in their cars! WTH?

[@lauramumma2360]

@@lupusdeum3894 yes, very illogical

[@smacfe]

When we moved to Texas from CA, we were welcomed warmly and treated with the utmost respect once we showed that we came here to celebrate Texan values. We have more friends here in Texas after only 7 years than we did in CA after 36 years.

[@wombat5252]

The only thing I like better about California (some parts) is the beautiful landscape and weather. That's it. You couldn't pay me enough to live there though unfortunately. It's sad because if it wasn't a blue state, I would move there just for the weather and ocean!

[@davidanalyst671]

Ive lived in texas 10 years, and my family is insane and they chase people away from me so I have no friends.

[@markm0000]

@@davidanalyst671 Literally move to another city and join some groups. You have to put in the effort to make friends.

[@emmalee3691]

We’ve had the exact same experience. Moved to TX from CA in 2017, and have made more friends here in 5 years, then a lifetime in CA. People here are SO FRIENDLY, warm, inviting, and fun. I’ve also met a ton of CA transplants here in TX, and every one of them have brought their conservative values with them, just like us. I ❤️ TEXAS!

[@chuckhoyle1211]

@@markm0000 He could be a kid with no choice in the matter. Show some compassion.

[@angelaonthego]

A version of this happened to a California coworker who drove cross-country with a friend from LA. The friend flew back at Dallas. The friend panicked once they hit Texas because everything was open and nobody was wearing masks.

[@GirlWithThePlumbobTattoo]

Imagine living like that. Jesus.

[@tommytom5650]

The irony of that person considering California as their safe place. 😂

[@TheOneTrueFett]

@@GirlWithThePlumbobTattoo so many do. I'm there still, and every day I still stand in line and "social distance" and wear a mask every day because it is still required where I am at. Covid restrictions have gone away in many places still. It's a fucking clown show

[@amjrpain919]

In Oklahoma a mask generally means you're fix'n to rob something...

[@Deniszka77]

@@TheOneTrueFett they are brainwashed! They stopped thinking and using their brain to think things thru! I left 2 years ago with my family and never felt freer than I do in Texas. There are mostly normal here.

[@paulzedeck7448]

I wish I could post this to my Facebook but I'm afraid I would trigger too many people. You guys are so on point!! I live in Colorado, and you should DEFINITELY do a California to Colorado Series!!! Well done! MORE PLEASE! And if you need a filming location for a Colorado series, I would be happy to help and allow you to shoot at my home. IM me if interested.

[@KingRandor82]

Being from the EC originally, my FB wall was at least a good 75% hammer & sickle. I stopped going to FB when I was threatened to be kicked off by Oct 11th. On election night, I tried to go there, just to watch everyone's reactions...and I had to bolt, cause I felt myself getting dumber *trying* to navigate my timeline on there, at this point, the people are so brainwashed.

[@retirementpirate3665]

The guy that played the Texan nailed it. Good job.

[@chrisdvasquezzl1]

Open carry in Tx!

[@jimmyboy131]

Maybe he wasn't playing. Maybe he is a Texan.

[@MaxDeVoe]

@@jimmyboy131 His accent was not very good, he said "believe" instead of "bliev".😁

[@jimmyboy131]

@@MaxDeVoe Ah good catch.

[@Bob_Adkins]

@@jimmyboy131 He carried his sidearm like a Texan.

[@jeanniecullen4955]

My son, who is from Texas, was living in California where he met his California wife. When they decided to move to Texas my daughter-in-law's friends were a-gasp. She said they were like "Ugh, Texas is full of church goers and cowboys." Yes, God bless Texas.

[@VueiyVisarelli]

Yyyyyep. *aghast, btw God bless!

[@duck_rifle5879]

That’s a reputation I can live with.

[@marting.8205]

What is wrong with going to the churches and praising your creator?

[@BananaGrace]

Amen! That’s the way it should be! God bless Texas ! ❤️🤍💙

[@dmiller4088]

@@marting.8205 right? I was telling a Co worker even though you don't believe in God do you really think it's a bad thing my 3 year old loves church, prays before dinner and baby Jesus during Christmas is her favorite thing not gifts?!? There are worse things in the world we could be teaching her. He couldn't find a reason to argue that despite hating churches

[@BertSimsen]

The fact they're an interracial couple is perfect

[@wendyphoenix]

I just moved from California to the south, this is so true.

[@squidikka]

This skit was too real lol. As a Texan born and raised, I absolutely hate what Californians have done to the city of Austin, now known as the tampon of Texas. They've essentially all moved there and have pretty much created a little California by bringing the same nonsense politics and ideologies to the city. During the BLM riots, they completely vandalized the historic part of Austin, regardless of what anything stood for. They didn't care of course, it's part of liberal culture afterall. We welcome all Californians that want to be Texans, please feel at home, but if you're a Californian with Californian values, stay in Cali until you've become self aware enough to realize why you want to leave in the first place.

[@c3bhm]

Joe Rogan is a perfect example. Can no longer stand CA so he moves to TX, but where in Texas....Austin. And now from his Austin-based podcast he says that Michelle Obama would make a wonderful president and refuses the possibility of having Trump on his podcast ("I don't want to help him in any way."). It's all so tedious. Feels doomed. We The People are mostly just degenerate children at this point.

[@mwright_boomer]

It’s so ironic, but the capital of Texas is the least Texan place in Texas.

[@davidanalyst671]

The culture of austin has changed a lot but its always been the crazy middle of texas. Its been that way even before the techie californians were there, and even the 60's. The least texas part of texas is downtown Dallas where (gasp) people are unfriendly!!!!!

[@Delimon007]

@@mwright_boomer You mean like in every other state including california? California isn't even blue either, all of the counties are red, except for the cities forcing everyone else to do their bidding. California should honestly just split into 2 separate states already, one part for the blues, the other for the reds.

[@MarSprite]

@@c3bhm sure, but did you see that podcast where he told his viewers to vote republican? Gotta vote Trump to vote republican, assuming he's the one on the ticket.

[@adilsonlc]

“You asking my pronouns is a micro aggression”. Loved that. Thank for the tip 😉

[@RisingUnderdog]

Haha I'm totally using that one too 😅

[@tarektechmarine8209]

The fact that it is real tho...

[@matthewbeesley5850]

Checkmate, lol

[@jointedlimb]

yeah im using this.

[@misterkaos.357]

"Did you just assume my pronouns?" "No mam, God told me!"

[@MichaelWestgate]

I live in San Francisco and this video is so unbelievably accurate. It’s not practical for need to move, but I’m hoping I will be able to one day so I can escape this kind of bullshit. I think Babylon Bee is just brilliant!

[@avinashkhatri555]

Man this is so accurate when I moved to Texas it was so hard to believe how easy the life is in Texas.

[@brucekeintz8746]

Literally had two couples move here (Texas) from California. Thankfully they don't seem this extreme but I did half jokingly / seriously say "just don't vote for the same bull crap that ruined your state and forced you to move here because you couldn't afford to live anymore."

[@jimh472]

That should be said FULL SERIOUSLY...on billboards...in neon...at the state border and every 50 miles.

[@DadoMolina]

what's funny is, I started talking to a Californian, who had visited Austin and she was thinking of moving to Austin, I gave her that same speech, if you are moving here do not California our Texas....I wonder what happened to her after that...lol...we never spoke again.😂

[@PorkRhyne]

That should have put THE FEAR OF GOD in them 💀🤣🔥

[@chevelleSS427]

They began to ruin Seattle in the 1990s and they are just about complete.

[@ashleyvolkoun1392]

That’s effed, we’re not all like this!!!!

[@mhc706]

"if it makes you feel more at home we just replaced a lot of our electrical grid with unreliable wind power" got me good

[@p_campbell]

The 21' blackouts we're no joke. Very lucky my Uncle got a multi fuel generator for Christmas. I took my two propane tanks and all my gas cans over to his house. So did my mom #1 & Mom #2 and my Sister in law. We had a full house 8adults and 7kiddos,but it was very cozy. Hot water and everyone bundled up watching old DVD's. Both my mom's got their own gennies last year along with three full propane tanks. We vowed as a family, never again.

[@crazyoilfieldmechanic3195]

Got get the legislature to change that stupid ERCOT GARBAGE

[@josetrujillo2394]

That one had my laughing hard too. I have a lot of family in Houston and it bothers me that the big cities in Texas are still so blue after 2 years of this Democrat Congress and Presidency.

[@msmeyersmd8]

I'm a fellow Texan who lives where there should be Wind Power. Amarillo, Texas. But we're not on the ERCOT Grid. If there's was a place in these great United States, that should harness wind power? It's here in NW Texas. Interestingly, several hundred miles to the SW is one of the largest Oil and Natural Gas fields in North America. The Permian Basin including Odessa, Midland and West into New Mexico. Amarillo is very close to where the SE part of the Eastern grid meets NW part of the ERCOT grid and the SW part of the Western Grid. I've heard there's a move to create a giant DCto DC intertie. Thus allowing slight AC Frequency variations to occur while allowing power transfer between the grids. That sounded like a great idea. An electrical engineering transmission line interconnect ~25 years ago. It's a secondary avocation for me. Today it sounds like sending power to Traitors and Domestic Enemies of the Constitution. We are about 20 miles away from the second largest natural canyon in the US. Palo Duro Canyon. We have a moderate 4 season climate. Until the next Mini-Ice Age? Then we'll be at the Northern part of the human habitable land area in the US. That'll be helpful for my Sons and Grand-Children to survive. I May be Wrong I May be Right May the Road Rise with You

[@jonathanfields4ever]

@@p_campbell You do know the blackouts were mostly due to gas infrastructure not being winterized, right? Keep sucking Saudi peen.

[@markthatcher5056]

As someone who has transplanted from small town life to urban life and back again there is a lot of hilarious truth to this. Both take getting used to. The sounds of the city kept me up at night and I was very scared of urban life at first. After a month or two those fears were gone and I didn't notice the noise anymore. When I moved back to a small town, I couldn't sleep bc the bullfrogs were so loud and the darkness of the night on a street void of street lights was also freaky at first...then I got used to that too.....I hear more gun shots now, but at least it's just seasonal (duck hunting).

[@gregosler9181]

This literally happened to me, but I don't live in TX. Neighbors moved in from California and for the first month or so we barely saw them. I was out with my 45 on my hip and I guess it scared them enough to call the cops. Cop who was from this state politely informed them that it's a constitutional carry state and that they would likely be around more ppl without visible guns than me walking around with it printing. 6 months later they have adjusted and now they understand how the block and the state works. They still do their weird California stuff but they now know that we aren't all crazy rednecks with guns and no brains. It's honestly funny because they both have graduate degrees. You would think someone so educated could reason out that they aren't in California anymore, and red states are not scared of hard work or guns. I can't wait to see how they adapt to when the heavy snow comes.

[@imallierambles]

I have a friend who moved from Tucson, AZ to Austin, TX. 2 weeks in she came across some hardship - financial and personal. Her coworkers immediately helped her out and one even took her in - after only 2 weeks of knowing her! Texans show and live how true communities should be.

[@justdawnsoullessginger3536]

I’m surprised considering Austin is basically Texas’ California.

[@comeandtakeit82]

Austin is the San Francisco of Texas. Libs turned it into a craphole.

[@Deniszka77]

@@justdawnsoullessginger3536 true and a darn shame too...

[@GodwynDi]

Not in Texas, but live elsewhere in the Southeast US, and that is just the norm. It really does concern me that other places are not like that.

[@Emk315]

Austin is rapidly becoming like LA, please don't say it out loud.

[@scillyautomatic]

"... because everybody here has a gun." Ha ha ha 🤣 I love it!

[@1VaDude]

The best satire involves a degree of truth. This one has A LOT of truth.

[@theshrikeer]

As a Texan is this genuinely how some Californians are? Cause now I am worried of them moving here 😂 And I open carry sometimes too lol

[@rayjay8450]

Don't worry it is a bit exaggerated. Somewhat....... 🤣

[@831dirtbags]

As a Californian I totally understand. I have to deal with these idiots over here than love Newsom. I feel bad for Texas having to deal with this BS. Just know that there are millions of us here in Ca that are not ok with what is going on here. Keep fighting the good fight Texans

[@barrya.6212]

I was signing a conservative petition here in So Cal today and a women walked by and said "Newsome's doing a great job" ...and I replied back, "oh yeah, teaching school children they can become drag queens is just great" ....it's sick" ....she had NO come back.

[@CPTdrawer22]

*George Renz -* My condolences for having to put up with Gruesome Knew-some-but-not-much. Unless you're staying because it's a target-rich environment, pack up and git thee gone. Don't look back, unless the sewer has a special fascination. *Former East Bay Over-the-Berzerkely-Hills Californian*

[@Smiller1689]

I wish we can deport them back to California and build a wall around it.

[@ASDFCH]

@@barrya.6212 You should leave CA, buddy. Just like I did. Move to a red state. I used to live in the Bay Area. These progressives have gone so far down the deep end that there is nothing anyone can do to bring them back to reality and normalcy. Plus, just know that these progressives hate you. Deeply. Passionately. Hate you. I've never felt more unwelcome and hated than when I moved to the most "diverse and inclusive" region of the country. Yeah right. Bunch of haters.

[@justbuggin67]

I can relate George Renz. I am also a not native Cali but live here. We all do not embrace Newsom and his assclown policies.

[@Gottaculat]

After finally escaping Chicago after 30 years of being trapped there, I moved to a rural town in the desert. It still blows my mind how people act the way they did in the old movies my dad and I would watch, being friendly to their neighbors, not cussin' every other word, not littering, actually using reason and logic... I felt like I finally came home for the first time. As soon as I established residency, I bought my first gun. Walked into the store, told them which one I liked and wanted, they ran a background check, had me fill out a 4473, and then I paid them. They even threw in a free 50 round box of ammo to celebrate my escape from tyranny and purchasing my first firearm. I was in and out in 15 minutes, no less strange than popping into a grocery store for a few items. It felt right. In one year, I bought 6 guns, built a 5.56 AR-15 without using kits (also my first rifle), started reloading for 12ga, .303 Brit, and .40S&W. I also joined a shooting organization, and became a volunteer RSO at the shooting facility (1,200 acre facility with everything you could want, even a 1KYD shooting range). I got a job driving for Uber, and have met thousands of people, almost all of them are genuinely friendly, and I've made friends. My neighbors are super chill, and we have occasional block parties where we all bring food and drinks, exchange BBQ recipes, homemade beer and wine, kids can play with horses and chickens, and even the cops showed up during Covid not to be buzz-kills about nobody wearing masks, but actually brought a couple kegs of beer and played tunes over the squad car PA system! Country life is the way. I will NEVER go back to a big city unless visiting family/friends. I was actually back in Chicago for my best friend's wedding recently, and I felt naked without my gun on my hip. I told him and others at the wedding about what life is like in the REAL America, and they thought I was making it up.

[@Toefoo100]

Buying that many guns in one year is not a smart decision. I really hope you didn't buy two in one day. You could be in the reddest state in the union and that will still raise flags. I'll quote Donald Trump on this "take the guns first and ask questions later" who also supported red flag laws. If you want that many in one year you best be making them

[@Gottaculat]

@@Toefoo100 Nah, I can't afford 2 in one day. Wish I could, because then I could buy lots in auctions, which is actually very common in the collector world with old milsurp rifles. You'll find the rifle you want, but it'll be sold in a lot with other rifles. That's actually how I got my Enfield so cheap, was a guy bought it in an estate sale lot to get a different rifle, and sold off the Enfield for $200. Didn't have any sights, and had a sporterized stock with mismatched bolt and receiver, but it was my win. Replacing the sights with new old stock milled Mk1 sights was $100, and when I cleaned the bore and action, it became obvious to me the rifle was factory-new condition, and had been blueprinted. It cycles better than my uncle's $4,000 bolt action. With handloads, I'm getting 0.9" groups @100 yards out of a bench vice. Anyway, thanks for the concern, but I'll probably be fine. Remember, a NICS check doesn't mean the person actually bought the gun, and unless you live in a horrible state like Illinois, your gun purchase is on a 4473 sitting at the gun shop, not a national database. Even if it is, I'm small time, and if they start coming after people, I'll have a heads up when they go after people with way more guns than me. Besides, I had the most unfortunate boating accident the other day, and the gun shop owner said they really should do something about their antiquated fire suppression system; would be a shame if all those 4473s perished in an accidental fire. 😆

[@robjohnson8522]

@@Toefoo100 We dont have red flag laws here.

[@gregorysagegreene]

If everyone is wearing a gun, I wouldn't need one personally. I'd feel safe.

[@delonehayes7070]

I live in Chicago now and people just don't understand that one of the biggest reasons that crime is so bad is because only the criminals have guns, there are very few licensed carriers.

[@marigold973]

I love these so much! I would pay an ounce in real money to see what plays out when... New Yorkers move to Florida. 😆

[@KingRandor82]

They move to Miami, and stay Socialists, with other like -minded NYers; I know, cause that's what my own relatives did.

[@marysterling691]

I'm a conservative, old-fashioned person, born, raised and still living in California. There are some here who are just like me, but we're still in the minority. If I moved to Texas, I would deserve and expect a hearty welcome. Because I believe I have more in common with most Texans than with most Californians. 😊

[@szelgorcs]

True but you Californians can't afford to lose that few sane people that are still there.

[@nzsaltflatsracer8054]

Well Mary, using words like "I would deserve & expect" puts you in the entitled ranks!

[@marysterling691]

@@nzsaltflatsracer8054 Hello. Expecting to be treated well is a compliment to the Texas gentlemen, and I'm sure they took it that way. "I deserve" means that I know I'm a lady, and all ladies deserve to be treated with respect. And the Texan men that I know, treat ladies with good manners and respect. I hope you understand.

[@marysterling691]

@@szelgorcs True.

[@donaldtilley7562]

I'm with you! Born and raised in L.A. and staying in California to fight as best I can the Leftist lunacy that has destroyed my native State.

[@sporkwitch]

The wink as he walked away, just perfect. THAT is how you drive them back hahaha

[@timothytooth4073]

The only part that wasnt realistic was the ending when they went back to Cali. They would have absolutely been wearing masks while in the car driving.

[@ronaldmercado670]

That was Austin not California.

[@user-lf4td9xr4v]

@@ronaldmercado670 oh shit! no~~~!

[@thejquinn]

The only realistic part was that none of the lights were on inside that house because Texas's grid is a f#ckin disaster 😂😂😂

[@margaritakleinman5701]

I live in California, and at this point, many if not most people aren't wearing masks often, if at all. And definitely not when indoors. Maybe some do, but I don't know any.

[@user-lf4td9xr4v]

@@thejquinn I know! California's grid is so so much "better"! lol

[@MihzvolWuriar]

Season 2 when? This really needs it.

[@thereckoning5488]

Best thing I've seen all week.

[@jvd3339]

LOVE this! A bunch of couples from California moved to my complex in Texas. I was told by one of them that they didn't expect people to be as friendly as they are. - God Bless Texas 🇨🇱 -- Just please don't bring your politics here. 🙏

[@OldieWan]

They are bringing their politics anywhere they go. It is how a virus operates. Texas in 10 years will become a blue state. I promise you this.

[@spht9ng]

I'll move just to turn Texas more blue. Bringing my friends too.

[@deriznohappehquite]

That is the Chilean flag. 🇨🇱 In the Texas Flag, the Blue field with the Star goes all the way down to the bottom.

[@pandemicofvaxxedholes]

Urban centers are indoctrination camps for leftism. That's why so many cities have freaks like the Alphabet cult.

[@jvd3339]

@@deriznohappehquite - I know, but when you put Texas flag into the emoji area that's what comes up, and it's close enough for an emoji.

[@pgpizzaboy]

I miss the days when the Babylon Bee made parodies.

[@damianketcham]

🤣👍

[@stillplayswithtrains1442]

OMG I burst a couple of blood veins laughing at your comment. So true.

[@thorlin3826]

They still would, but it's impossible.

[@paulpaintshop103]

😂😂😂😂😂👋👋👋👋👋

[@ktex4873]

Best comment of the day

[@roybivakar503]

“I don’t believe in pronouns “ the best part

[@yiannis550]

I just watched all the episodes and then came back here for the comments! You should expand this and make full 30-40 min episodes!

[@ryadinstormblessed8308]

That was hilarious As a Californian who can't afford to move out yet, I'm both laughing and crying right now.

[@pinkiesue849]

Claim refugee status and get the supposed benefits!

[@D3xterJettster]

Don't move vote out the Libs!! We need a grassroots movement

[@Frodojack]

@@D3xterJettster There's too many. The Far-Left dominates everything here.

[@robertmorris8997]

Go to Yuma to rent the U-Haul. You'll save a couple grand.

[@nathanwilliams4005]

You can afford it. California is the most expensive state in the country. Get out while you can.

[@jlb74a]

woman: "how did you figure we were from LA?" texan: "the masks, inside your own house... no one else around... 2022"

[@darinp5612]

So true. If you're still wearing a muzzle, you've lost your way

[@DragoonBB]

@@darinp5612 few are even wearing double masks cause a benchmark that specifically states not to uses it's finding to draw any conclusions said so.

[@juanitacrum7365]

In Texas they wear while driving.

[@treyriver5676]

Saddly right here in Texas (native born) still see masks on solo drivers.

[@kswc10909]

It's like the people who drive in their cars with their mask on. And then the redundant Biden sticker. That is unnecessary of course.

[@eternalmaximum6899]

Thank you for convincing me to probably live in Texas in the future because I would like to play with a lot of friendly neighbors and knowing that I would be in a safe neighborhood and also find me, I get to see snow in my life

[@michaellehnhoff3784]

Wow!!! I haven’t laughed so much in years. Please don’t stop making this series. So true on both sides. Just want to say Thank you! You or they them he she we nailed it 0:17

[@MrBrianWaffle]

As a Californian that can not stand those types of Californians that was funny as hell. Thank you. I feel for my buddies in Texas having to deal with some of the people that have made that move.

[@I_like_turtles_67]

I know a guy I grew up with. Became a teacher and votes blue for everything. Up and left California for Tennessee. Just to continue doing the same voting there. Liberalism is a mental disorder SMH

[@eloiseharbeson2483]

I'm in north Florida and a lot of folks have fled the weather and the taxes of the big east coast cities for my state. Amazing how many of them want to turn this place into exactly what they moved away from.

[@pondracek]

Poor Texas. Invaded from the border to the south, invaded from the border to the north. Should build 2 walls, imo. 🤣

[@curiousgeorge555]

I agree with you Brian. I know many Californians that don’t fall under the stereotype portrayed in this hilarious (and sadly accurate in may cases) video.

[@jarberwoks8399]

@@curiousgeorge555 There are stereotypes for a reason

[@crazyjoe91682]

As a New Yorker who’s been living in Texas for nearly a year, this is hilarious. That Texan hospitality did surprise me when my family and I moved here and that’s because you don’t get that back in New York but we easily adapted to the Texan life and even though I’m not from here, living in Texas, finally feels like I’m home.

[@cvsmith122]

Just remember vote red to keep Texas great !!

[@crazyjoe91682]

@@cvsmith122 I’ve been voting red since Obama second term. He’s the reason why I looked into what Republicans are all about. I would never vote Democrat again.

[@1111atreides]

I grew up in upstate NY. My father managed to raise 3 conservative daughters though he'll always pull blue, go figure. Everyone around me complained about the snow, taxes, regulations and crime. I could never understand why they didn't up and r-u-n o-f-t. I did at 18. Southern friendliness was foreign and the huge,expansive roadways were weird. I tried to convince my family to move away...I guess they like to complain more than solve their problems.

[@meintingles4396]

Yeah but at least with NY people are real. The Texas and LA hospitality is fake.

[@jgw9990]

@@meintingles4396 NY people are sociopaths that would walk over someone dying.

[@johnnywalker472]

The "there's not a lot a crime out here cuz everybody has a gun" absolutely got me. Lol

[@chriswhinery925]

"The bugs are so big!" Lol as someone who recently fled California and moved to Texas that part is certainly accurate. I did not know cockroaches could even get this big.

[@eggsnham]

Texan friendliness will always have a fond place in my heart. I was stranded in LA 500 miles from home (long story). This was back in the day when cell phones all had different style chargers. I had no cash, no phone charge, and no way to get back home. No one would let me use their phone. I was even laughed out of a dentist office when I told them I was trying to reach home in Sacramento. After a couple hours I came across a church and walked in. Inside were 5 or 6 people setting up sound equipment who, upon hearing I needed a phone, immediately pointed me to a table covered in cell phones. I grabbed one, called home, and a solution was found. When I went back in, I thanked the owner of the cell phone and told him I was starting to lose faith in my fellow Californians. He laughed and said, "Son, we're from Texas."

[@ANGELSVEN]

That's a wonderful story! Yes, helping people in need is in the soul of Texans.

[@KJ-od8wq]

You must not have been in a good area. I was in a similar situation in California, didn’t even ask to borrow someone’s phone, they just offered it.

[@eggsnham]

@@KJ-od8wq In a state of 37m people, YMMV. I was right next to Disneyland. If it were one or two people, i'd shrug it off, but it was a couple hours of wandering into businesses and explaining that I was stranded and asking as politely as I could, could I use their phone. Maybe it's just LA.

[@KJ-od8wq]

@@eggsnham It may also just be cities in general. They tend to operate differently than suburbs and rural areas.

[@rachelleyutzy1430]

Best story EVER!!!

[@kj64gaming19]

"There's not a lot of crime here" "Wwwhy?" "Cause everybody here has a gun" best line I've heard in a long time

[@christopherjakel1049]

I really like that line but my favorite just because it encompasses everything was: Tiffany: "I don't get it. Kevin: "Exactlly."

[@shannonmoore5549]

How? I say this every time some one asks.

[@robertwalley6692]

I just found this channel, looking forward to more videos, now to share this one, and maybe watch it again.

[@briansheridan9975]

California born and raised and this is hilarious. I feel I am an outsider in my own state. Making the big exit and moving to S.C. My vote will count there and I won't have Nutscum as a governor. Life will be better I hope.

[@rorypinata265]

"Where are the sirens, the helicopters overhead, the needles on the street???" I was born and raised and still live in Sacramento, California. I have to say, this is too funny, and too accurate.

[@Roboprogs]

We stopped at the Jim Boy’s for Tacos Sunday (just off Watt a bit South of 80). I see this bright orange plastic bit in the next parking space. Sure enough, it’s a syringe. At least they were nice enough to put the cap back on the needle part. Yep, time to go back up the hill and get outta Sac County.

[@sunjayroy312]

Why are there helicopters everywhere? Is it the Police or the rich folk not wanting to be anywhere near the ground?

[@ctrlbrwl]

This is scary. Don't you guys worry about stepping on the needles?

[@anthonyfletcher8053]

@@sunjayroy312 crime and just a lot of general activity like news choppers.

[@anthonyfletcher8053]

@@ctrlbrwl Yes, but what can you do? 🤷🏽‍♂️ The local govt does nothing but push them to a different street. Theres videos of CHILDREN walking through these types of environments on the way to school. Wish YT didn’t delete links or I would post some. Just search it here on YT.

[@brannon1221]

"If it makes you feel better, we just installed unreliable wind power" "It helps..." Blahahah

[@thejavelin7832]

Kevin- "There's not a lotta crime here." Timpani- "Why?" Kevin- "Cause everybody has a gun." Me- amen!

[@Ta2dwitetrash]

Coming back to where the legend began.

[@henryknox4511]

Californians moved in at the top of my street early this summer- for the first time in 12 years there's garbage blowing around in front of their house and down the street. The old neighbors were Texans, who were trash free.

[@ryeguy7941]

Perhaps it's time for the neighborhood to make them feel unwelcome.

[@JoelTDan]

Wait you serious!?!? They preach about hiw we should help the environment and go green, stop eating meat, and stop gas and oil production, and recently stop charging your electric cars, but they literally a holes.... you know I shouldn't be surprised.... the are always the biggest hypocrites.

[@Hiryu666]

As someone who has spent most of their life in California... Likely the issue is that they never had a yard of their own or they only had a very small one. It's just not something they think about. Probably just need to politely let them know. As a child, I spent most of my summers at my grandmothers in another state where I learned a fair amount about yard upkeep. I learned how to mow the lawn when I was 10. Not one of my friends that I grew up with in California has ever even used a lawnmower to my knowledge. It was completely normal to see kids mowing the lawns in my grandmother's neighborhood. For people who are from more urban areas such as LA, the SF Bay Area, etc, it's just not something they're used to thinking about.

[@JoelTDan]

@@Hiryu666 I see, well that is an interesting thing to know. Never thought of it. Thanks for clearing somethings up.

[@KevinSmith-yh6tl]

@@Hiryu666 Don't know what your talking about. When I was growing up, 80% of the homes in the town where I lived, had huge front and backyards, and I'm not talking rich neighborhoods either. And besides having such great front yards, right across the two lane Street in my neighborhood, we had acres and acres of Walnut Orchards. Not all of California was squalid filth and concrete,and Progressive Socialist DEMS,all that came later.....

[@TomFoolery1991]

I need them to make this a real series. I could watch at least two to three seasons of this.

[@BendyandtheBois]

This is the most accurate portrayal of Californians I’ve ever seen 😂

[@sunnydlight2375]

The irony of all of "californians" who act like that...aren't actually from california. They're just pretending and projecting what they think they're supposed to be like as someone from CA. They're usually from places like Ohio who moved to CA to 'one-up' their people back home, and claim now being from CA, to make themselves think that they're culturally superior. It's all a giant smoke and mirror show to be appearing more culturally sophisticated than their true white-bread family origins. Once you know, you cant stop seeing it.

[@scotteldridge3740]

Yea... she puts her mask on her forehead, he puts his a his chin!!! Lmao!!!

[@plantfeeder6677]

Hey now. L.A. californians that is

[@browhat4008]

@@plantfeeder6677 Usually states are more red by land than by blue. Urban vs Rural of course, but California is that rare breed where not only is it significantly more Democrat, but it has more Democrat districts too. So no, pretty much over 70% of California.

[@petercross1879]

I left California when I was 16, but a part of me will always consider it home. I miss it for what it USED TO BE

[@AeternusNox.]

I’m in Minnesota, and I wince when I see California plates in the road. “Oh great, more of them!” 😂

[@Fusion613]

Ngl the guy playing the cowboy seems like a really good actor. Hope to see him more in the future

[@MikeA_1776]

Got the fifty questions from the local neighbors when I moved to Texas from Comiefornia told them we vote red and didn't move but escaped they welcomed us in and treated us as native Texan honestly some of the nicest ppl I have ever met in my life

[@smutnamezatka]

nice story only no commas that would make reading more comfortable so much for being precise

[@BrianJonah88]

Great to hear. We have the exact same story from leaving WA for Central TX. People are amazing and we've never felt safer with our family. Everyone here is wealthy and doesn't know it, very humble easy-going folks. Where we moved from if you own three houses and a thousand acres you hire security and hide behind a big gate. In Texas they're like: "Here's the key to my gate yall come over whenever you need to need to let the kids run around". God Bless Texas!

[@rpeebles]

Glad to have you Mike!

[@lesparks126]

As a Native Californian, born and raised in LA, This is spot on. California didn't used to be this way. When I was growing up in the 70s-80's people were friendly and kids played in the streets back then. They don't now. I left for College and the Military back 87. I only went back to visit and move my Dad to Western NC. He has never been happier, the folks are genuine and are always quick to invite us over to "visit" and have some food. I did not leave California, it Left me. (way lefted!!)

[@lilblackduc7312]

The old neighborhood ain't "home" anymore. I understand, friend...🇺🇸 😎👍☕

[@madgep5565]

I also had the life you did early on in the 50s. My kids dod also in the 70s and 80s. Much changed. I moved near Texas. Much better here.

[@lilblackduc7312]

@@madgep5565 If La Niña would go away so the West can get some rain!

[@lesparks126]

@@madgep5565 My "Army Brat" daughter chose to live in Texas after graduating a DOD school in Germany! She loves it. Also, Dallas does have In-N-Out!

[@l0ved1991]

I agree! Born and raised in California, much better life years ago. We plan on moving soon. Newsom and his terrible policies and others like him are driving this beautiful State into the ground.

[@PeeTree-bx6lp]

Omg dude my favorite new channel

[@michaelescobar9317]

People definitely don’t say hi to one another in California. Some do but most aren’t raised to show that kind of friendliness.

[@juliejohnson497]

But I have always found that if I say Hello to people here in California , 910 will happily respond the same way. Been here 67 years but the video is true - liberalism runs rampant in L.A.

[@juliejohnson497]

I meant 9/10 people.

[@thepixalking6589]

As a Texan, I approve this message.

[@Roboprogs]

As a Californian, so do I. Tired of the craziness. Note that the San Joaquin valley in central California is full of transplanted Oakies, though, and a different world from L.A.

[@thepixalking6589]

@@taylorblue3394 Thanks for the comment, even if completely unrelated to the topic. I know you're busy with all the kids drag shows these days. Those kids aren't going to groom themselves.

[@barbwilkey]

We moved from California to North Georgia right before the pandemic, to escape the politics, the cost, and definitely that culture. I’d tell people I didn’t think abortion was right and they’d sush me and say I might hurt someone’s feelings who had one. But it’s really a thing, in California if someone talks to you it’s because they want something or they’re selling you something. If someone honked at you there, they’re flipping you off, if someone honks at you in the south, they’re waving at you and letting you go first! The best thing I ever did was leave California!

[@parkerguy3601]

Welcome to North Georgia. To keep Georgia free, you need to never again vote Democommie. If you do and someone finds out, Stacy Abrams will move into your living room, rent free, and eat all your food.

[@atldeadhead]

Welcome to Georgia. Brian Kemp would love your vote!

[@Sniper0502]

I like how the way you honk your horn connotates emotion. Like 1 tap beep at a light is like "its green buddy", double honk is a wave, holding it down and speeding up is "fuck yourself". Such a beautiful language of cars

[@davidpeightal4918]

You can’t help it, but you are a carrier. You are sloughing off California wherever you go and to whoever you encounter. My dad was from California. He couldn’t help it either. But you all should go back to California, and put up a wall. Call it “the mask” and stay within it, and keep everyone else out so they can’t catch it and take it back home.

[@bipolarmadness5075]

I remember talking with a friend from cali and the conversation that at least in the area of Texas where I am (Richmond and Katy) people dont usually honk but will blink their headlights more often instead. He said that at Cali (or what he thinks at Cali) blinking your headlights at someone is a sign of aggression, almost worse than honking because according to him you are slightly blinding the other person for a second. He was flabbergasted when I told him that blinking your headlights at someone here, specially at a 4 crossroad all stop sign, is like telling the other driver "please go ahead / you first / I dont know who got here first but I think its you." The most aggressive thing you would get out of blinking headlights is "please pay attention, I am in a hurry but I still think its your turn, so hurry up ffs."

[@ar3728]

"In fact, just asking about them (pronomes) is a macro aggression." Truer words were never spoken.

[@Machtyn]

I just read an article at marketwatch with this quote: “I know at least 10 people who have moved away from Texas in the last year, mainly because they don’t agree with state laws." And this was after they had left California for Texas. The whole article was about how people are moving to areas where their political opinions match the local and state laws regarding social constructs. The country is dividing itself. And a few people are noticing.

[@ChandlerJuliet]

I’M RECORDING YOU! 😳 I used my best authentic valley girl accent for this role 🤣🤣

[@GabrielEddy]

You were hilarious 😂

[@manetheren51627]

Accurate!

[@ChandlerJuliet]

@@manetheren51627 thanks! 🙏🏻💁🏼‍♀️

[@mattdillon4398]

@@ChandlerJuliet You done good!

[@CommodoreFan64]

I'm in SC, and we had a family from Sacramento move into my neighborhood not too long back, and their teenage daughter sounds just like that. 😅👍

[@festushaggen2563]

I moved my family from California to Texas last year and not only is this spot on, I always felt like the Texan when I lived there. A true Twilight Zone experience living is a whole state of woke liberal insanity. Glad to breathe the free air again.

[@OmegaZyion]

I actually play online games with people who have never left one of their "liberal utopias" in all of their life. Allot of them talk about how scary it would be to live in Texas. Some of them even think we lynch black people and gays on a regular basis. They have no idea that Texas is more liberal (true liberalism) than their state that regulates everything they do in their lives.

[@Steveleanr]

Excellent!! TX is the armpit of America, so you fit right in!!

[@nom6758]

Dont bring the politics that ruined your sanity to texas pls.

[@timcastle938]

While this series is hilarious, the scary part is, IT'S TRUE!!