How would you welcome your new California neighbors?
@bloozism Жыл бұрын
Tell them to leave
@matthewadamczak4631 Жыл бұрын
Some of us wear a mask for medical reasons, not because of COVID.
@chriswaters3442 Жыл бұрын
12 gauge, 00 buck
@fullthrottletreeservice4101 Жыл бұрын
And the same goes for FL.
@ChimpRiot Жыл бұрын
Bring them a few feral hogs as pets.
@Bad_Llama Жыл бұрын
As a Texan, I have to say: Don't California our Texas.
@Seriously_Eh Жыл бұрын
Tell Elon, in Austin...
@TXKafir Жыл бұрын
I custom made a bumper sticker that says "Welcome to Texas Please don't vote for what you fled"
@finfrog3237 Жыл бұрын
Californication...
@craigw6557 Жыл бұрын
I wouldn't worry about the Californication of Texas. Then again, I'm sure they once said that about where I live, East California. Oh sorry, Colorado
@pampoovey6977 Жыл бұрын
Way too late
@Marfoir0303 Жыл бұрын
I moved to Oklahoma from California and all my neighbors came by and introduced themselves to us and gave us their phone numbers and blessed us. I’m so happy here. I’m not talking about two or three neighbors I’m talking about the entire block. I’ve never felt more welcome anywhere in my entire life. I live in a rural area the smallest house is on 5 acres. I feel extremely fortunate to find such a nice community God has Blessed my family 😎
@Stevie8654 Жыл бұрын
Welcome to Oklahoma
@sw1632 Жыл бұрын
Welcome to the neighborhood okie! 🙏☺️
@garyposthuma9607 Жыл бұрын
And remember to vote red
@amjrpain919 Жыл бұрын
Cast-off those childish California ways, and be a productive adult in Our fine state... snowflakes allowed around Christmas through February...
@Wirmish Жыл бұрын
It's not God. It's you. You made a choice, not God.
@nerysghemor5781 Жыл бұрын
I love how you showed the Texan wasn’t stupid, as Southerners are often stereotyped. He knew EXACTLY what he was doing as he trolled his new CA neighbors.
@RisingUnderdog Жыл бұрын
That and they made the wife the more naive one, which you NEVER see in media anymore
@jamesgreen9791 Жыл бұрын
@@RisingUnderdog they are pretty stupid for the most part. Just watch videos of any Trump convention or even go to one your self and you can see.
@RisingUnderdog Жыл бұрын
@@jamesgreen9791 what is a woman?
@jamesgreen9791 Жыл бұрын
@@RisingUnderdog I’ve only seen a few minutes of that but those people are stupid too. I don’t associate with them though because they are way to extreme.
@jamesgreen9791 Жыл бұрын
@C S not all of them are stupid but statistically they are less smart than other areas of the country. Also I showed some people like 20 sources that convey my claim about their intelligence and they got really mad.
@driftliketokyo34ftw35 Жыл бұрын
As a Texan, this is probably the most accurate depiction of a Texan I’ve seen.
@veenom19792 ай бұрын
I'm from San Anyone, hell yeah
@nicolaandria522Ай бұрын
Apart from the 1911 not in condition 1
@07laines07 Жыл бұрын
“There’s not a lot of crime here.” “Why is that?” “Because everyone carries a gun.” Best lines ever… lmao 😂
@p_campbell Жыл бұрын
What's the stastic,?? One in Four vehicles in Texas have a firearm. And One in Three dwellings have one also. 🤠
@Ashtor1337 Жыл бұрын
@@p_campbell , close. Don't forget over 95% of shooting happen in gun free zones and the cities with the highest gun crime are the cities with the most restrictions.
@ifyourmarriedyourasimpandacuck Жыл бұрын
@Theep Dinker we already have our gun permit, and it shall not be infringed upon.
@denvan3143 Жыл бұрын
@@Ashtor1337 and the person responsible for the law requiring signs that say “Gun Free Zone” is Joe Biden.
@LetsPlayCrazy Жыл бұрын
I mean... that is what they believe! That was the joke! "Uh yeah guns actually increase safety! My personal gunlobbiest said so" :D It is just a sketch :)
@szlava3641 Жыл бұрын
If you voted for Gavin Newsom, STAY IN CALIFORNIA!!!!! Don't turn Texas into the California dump!
@texasgal3903 Жыл бұрын
Right, leave my state alone!! I was born and raised here, so STAY OUT if you are STILL a Californian!!
@rosalindr4975 Жыл бұрын
In Florida here. , can relate
@CommodoreFan64 Жыл бұрын
Agreed, but not only Texas, as they are coming as far East as my home state of SC, causing home values in my small town to jump 25% in the past 2 years.
@ls-33wraith33 Жыл бұрын
Couldn’t agree more!
@sebione3576 Жыл бұрын
@@CommodoreFan64 yep. Greer area here. House values have doubled here in the last ten years and the roads are crowded now.
@nobodyspecial4702 Жыл бұрын
True story here. I moved to San Diego to work in the shipyard and a Mexican friend of my sister in law moved from there to Texas. 3 months later he moved back because while he was there someone tried to steal from a house by him and the owner shot the person as they were running from the yard. He couldn't believe the cops didn't even arrest the homeowner and thought it was messed up. When he moved back, the first thing I asked him was how stupid could he be to move to Texas and not think criminals deserve whatever happens to them. I said everyone knows in Texas, if you try to steal and run, you just die tired. So glad I moved out of CA 10 years ago.
@deeznutz10985 ай бұрын
Stop lying😂😂 home owners killed thief in California every day and don't get charged 😂😂
@papasadistich8320 Жыл бұрын
This series is better than anything Netflix has put out in years. Possibly ever.
@phuebner45 Жыл бұрын
Loved it! "He has a gun!" "It's ok! Everyone here has a gun! It's OK!" "Sorry....we don't really like guns. There's a lot of crime where we are from." "Well, I understand. There's not a lot of crime here...." "Why???" "Cause everyone here has a gun....."
@p_campbell Жыл бұрын
My Sister hated the gun culture here, especially cause her eldest son loves them, (My mom & I started sneaking him to the range @ 10) After 8 yrs in AZ he's moving back to DFW for college. 🤠🙏😇
@johnstamos4629 Жыл бұрын
She should have said, "We dont like guns. Can you get rid of all yours please??"
@Kyle-sr6jm Жыл бұрын
God, I have learned to hate liberal sheep to the very core of my being.
@gman7774 Жыл бұрын
Best quote of the video
@TexasKayjun Жыл бұрын
Best part. Lol
@beamreach7015 Жыл бұрын
"I'm calling the cops!" The week before she moved in, she was protesting and calling for defund the police.
@Zackyinked Жыл бұрын
thats what libs do 🤣
@911ragdoll Жыл бұрын
She Gotta get them virtue points up
@WarPaintOffroad Жыл бұрын
BOOM. 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻
@prime_time_youtube Жыл бұрын
Head explodes
@ml5955 Жыл бұрын
110% 😂
@PirateLeota7 ай бұрын
This warmed my heart, because I'm originally from Texas, and the Texan gentleman's laugh reminded me so much of my dad's laugh. He's been gone 20 years, but I can remember his laugh like he was still right here. Thanks so much for this great video!
@irvinnorris70413 ай бұрын
I'm suing your dads laugh! He appropiating a stereotype waaaaah!
@mcvideoxyz Жыл бұрын
Pretty soon TX needs to put in a limit on how many CA refugees they can take there.
@globright91273 ай бұрын
I'm american, I can live wherever the heck I want. Fought and served for that right
@philjensen18078 күн бұрын
They should build a wall 😂
@fidgetwiz4284 Жыл бұрын
I live in cali and this is a 100% accurate idea of how the people are here
@stillplayswithtrains1442 Жыл бұрын
Lived in Portland for awhile I understand.
@marks8062 Жыл бұрын
im glad i left cali, in texas now myself
@arthurhamilton5222 Жыл бұрын
I am a native Texan. I spent 6 years in Fairfield and Vacaville. It got more radical every year. I got out of there as fast as I could. First to Germany, then, military retirement back to East Texas
@BendyandtheBois Жыл бұрын
@@stillplayswithtrains1442 I was only in Portland for a few days and I understand
@michaelmay9059 Жыл бұрын
@@marks8062 welcome to Texas, hope everything is going well with your fam
@annyceday Жыл бұрын
“Asking about it is a micro aggression” LOL 😂
@Rick_Sanchez_C137_ Жыл бұрын
That cracked me up….. went back to college to finish my degree a couple years ago… it pissed me off having people ask for my pronouns…. It’s like food, if I don’t tell you I’m a vegan it’s because I eat meat. Same with pronouns, if my hair is a natural color and I don’t tell you my pronouns it’s because they’re the ones that match my equipment (I have a penis, it’s he/him)…..
@damienk7311 Жыл бұрын
@@Rick_Sanchez_C137_ We get that your penis is a he/him, that goes without saying, but what are youuuu?
@steriopticon2687 Жыл бұрын
True 'dat.
@markusfreund6961 Жыл бұрын
Should anyone ever ask me about my pronouns, I'll honour the great lady gracing my profile with "Beep, bop, boop!" 👍
@veganconservative1109 Жыл бұрын
@@Rick_Sanchez_C137_ I have it as part of my name here, but at work (and other places) people are surprised when it comes out I'm vegan. That's because I'm neither ashamed nor proud of it so no need to shout it at people. If someone asks me for my pronouns I'm going to have to use that 'microagression' line. Something like "I am grossly offended that you can't tell just by looking at me!"
@randomcommenter395 Жыл бұрын
I moved from LA to Florida this past July and it was by far the best decision I’ve ever made. It’s so easy to forget how terrible and ass backwards LA is, every time I go back to visit family I want to vomit at the state of my hometown.
@therapturedmichelle Жыл бұрын
I'm not from LA and am curious, what makes you want to vomit regarding LA's state?
@Rob-lv3fc Жыл бұрын
@@therapturedmichelle I've never been to the U.S, but from what I know, it's infested with gangs, crime and drugs. Apart from Hollywood maybe, LA suburbs especially are dodgy and crime ridden. Look at Compton, Watts, etc.
@DavidNoach6511 ай бұрын
If random moved to the northern part of Florida, welcome to the South. I’m due east of Cedar Key out in the country, will take this over the city. Low taxes, gun friendly and real people.
@corbinray70302 ай бұрын
Tell ur friends to go to florida… stay away from texas
@blackfox4138 Жыл бұрын
My gf has lived in the Bay Area for well over a decade, but she grew up in Georgia. When she finally moved down to Texas the way she described Californians was everything that was showed in this video.
@chopkong Жыл бұрын
This clip is funny, but the truth is, about 30% of my neighbors are now from California. When we approach them to welcome them to the neighborhood, they look at us funny, like there's something wrong with us. What get's me the most is the judgmental and condescending attitude. Texans are very welcoming people, but please don't judge us and don't try to change us. We like our liberty and freedom. Thank you!
@ellenslerner255 Жыл бұрын
I have an idea which propbably won't work, but how about Texans and Floridians move to blue states and come voting time, flip the state to red.
@chuchu5946 Жыл бұрын
@@ellenslerner255 Most people in the good states prob saw the rent, the crime, and the unemployment and didnt bother.
@agatanakonieczny2213 Жыл бұрын
I feel sorry for you. They will change your land. Unlike refugees they have voting rights and if they are condescending towards your lifestyle, they will want to change it according to their taste. And their taste had caused most of the problems they now have fleed from. Perhaps you can change some of them with your kindness. You will see.
@CtrlAltRetreat Жыл бұрын
@@ellenslerner255 Honestly, don't bother. If enough Texans and Floridians moved to flip ca and ny, they wouldn't have their home states left by the time they came back. CA has some damn fine weather, don't get me wrong, I worked aerospace for most of the early 2000s there, but if you're not a city person... Well all of southern California is one big city from LA to the border. People weren't meant to live like that.
@Thorrnn Жыл бұрын
@@ellenslerner255 Fortunately, there are factions within commiefornia that are taking our great state back from the psycho leftist commies, at the local level, they've already retaken several counties in the northern and central parts of the state, starting with sherrif's offices, DA's, School Boards, City Councils, and so on. It's a very exciting time.
@doritoreiss8089 Жыл бұрын
“I don’t believe in pronouns. I think they’re reductive. You just asking about them is a microaggression!” 😂🤣 I need to remember that line. 🤣
@sinisterthoughts2896 Жыл бұрын
The funny thing is, it's true. Well the reductive part. Microaggressions are ridiculous. It's sad people think that people can be defined by a simple pronoun.
@SRose-vp6ew Жыл бұрын
"I don't believe in pronouns they are reductive, redundant, and it's a microaggression that you would even ask me!" 😉
@monoXcide01 Жыл бұрын
"You see, I identify as a sane adult American and pronouns are a microaggression against my identity". Learn the lefty's linguistic bullshit and you can use it against it.
@doritoreiss8089 Жыл бұрын
@@sinisterthoughts2896 yes, both are ridiculous, but I love the idea of throwing their own illogical gripes back into their faces. 😂
@programaths Жыл бұрын
@@sinisterthoughts2896 In French, we did a weird thing. We had neutral from Latin, but it got lost along the way and we decided that only female things would get their specific pronouns, while masculine thing would not and use the neutral pronoun. The most comical thing is that men (which belong to "male things" -- yes, we have gender for inanimate objects like "table") did not complaint, but women did. So, basically, if you have a horde of women, you can say "ELLES" and anyone will know with 100% certainty there wasn't any men in the group. If you have a horde of men, you have to say "ILS" and nobody can tell with 100% certainty that there wasn't any men in the group. (Could be 100% women, but unknown by the person recounting) So, to say it was specifically a group of men, you have to spell it out: "a group of men". This huge linguistic imbalance in favor of women was never an issue for men, the laughable part is that women do complaint about it by twisting it weirdly, stating that "IL" is masculine, thus making men much more represented than they are. Reality it that it has the opposite effect, you can question "il" and "ils", but you can't question "elle" and "elles". It's how you can see that those movements do not care about women and will destroy women for their own interest.
@robertivey3268 Жыл бұрын
My wife and I moved to Idaho a year and a half ago because California didn't like us (conservative christians). Our first trip here was just wonderful. Everyone was so nice and friendly. In less that a week, we had purchased our new home and we just love it here. Very similar to Texas I assume. I do carry a gun when I leave my house as do many here. It seems like there is a church on every corner here and that is a good thing. When we have to travel back to Los Angeles to visit family, you can see how it has changed for the worse in just the last year and a half. I lived in Los Angeles for 72 years and remember when the state was a great place to live. It started changing a very long time ago and has really deteriorated even worse in the last 20 or more years. I will tell anyone that is considering moving to places like Idaho or Texas or a few other places, DO NOT bring your liberal/socialist ways with you. You will not be welcome.
@traviscarr6536Ай бұрын
I remember growing up in TN that my parents knew everyone within a mile easily. I remember talking to other people later in life and finding how odd I found it that many people didn’t know their closest neighbors name. Now I don’t have a neighbor within a mile but still know most of the community.
@TheCowpoke406 Жыл бұрын
My condolences to anyone who lives in Denton or Austin. We are flooded with these sorts of people.
@aa-tx7th Жыл бұрын
get used to it loser lmfao were turning your last big state blue too cry more
@SYDAirlineEnthusiast Жыл бұрын
Wow, you act like they faced a mass shooting.
@kendrellgriffin3592 Жыл бұрын
I live in Denton. Looking to move btw. It's getting bad.
@SYDAirlineEnthusiast Жыл бұрын
@@kendrellgriffin3592 if you think that’s bad, then you really don’t know what a truly bad place is like
@kevinmenard2868 Жыл бұрын
@@SYDAirlineEnthusiast Or we do and we see where it's going. No need to wait until it becomes Austin-lite
@RowdyGT Жыл бұрын
As a native Texan this is 100% true
@stillplayswithtrains1442 Жыл бұрын
I miss Tejas.... I loved learning Tejas history while in junior high and high school. Which is one of the reasons I get so hot when someone says we stole Tejas
@guillermoelnino Жыл бұрын
I agree it all except the friendly part. Maybe it's because I live within 100 miles of a major city, but just about everybody are irredeemable monsters with no common curtesy. or remorse.
@ktex4873 Жыл бұрын
@@guillermoelnino uh huh, that's those new Californians. Non-natives, as I like to call 'em
@muschipups4017 Жыл бұрын
Stay where you vote!!!! We don’t want you! Austin is bad enough! F@ck heads can’t even drive!
@quirk8841 Жыл бұрын
@@stillplayswithtrains1442 They're not taught actual history. They're taught propaganda. When it comes to the thirteen original colonies America was founded on, the colonists purchased the land from the natives. Yet the left will still claim America was founded on stolen land. We really can't blame them. They didn't give themselves participation trophies.
@shrimuyopa8117 Жыл бұрын
I loved this exchange; Texan: "My favorite pronoun is YOU." Californian: "I don't get it." Texan: "Exactly."
@williamfox1146 Жыл бұрын
It is so easy to confuse a liberal.
@maxwlytle Жыл бұрын
another favorite 'pronoun' heard here in Texas is 'y'all' (you all)
@mikethompson2745 Жыл бұрын
@@maxwlytle don't forget "all yall" and "you'ns".
@danietkissenle Жыл бұрын
@@mikethompson2745 alls yalls yall
@droxyy17 күн бұрын
As a Texan he was reffing to y'a'll or all yalls.
@vanpenguin22 Жыл бұрын
As a born and raised citizen of the Seattle area, old enough to remember my place BEFORE Sunset Magazine told all of California how wonderful it was in the land where no sun shines, And as a decendant of Texans, I'm desperately curious as to the Texas lifestyle. Don't worry, I'm IN Seattle but not OF Seattle.
@normanclarke9587 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂This is hilarious! You know we understand you Texans because I’m a Floridian(Miami). We were the first free state during the plan-demic era and we love our guns.
@JugglesGrenades Жыл бұрын
"Well... I understand. There's not a lot of crime here." "WHY" "Because everybody has a gun." Best line in the whole skit.
@phprofYT Жыл бұрын
Amen.
@smkeybare Жыл бұрын
Didn't you guys just have a bunch of kids killed in school?
@R_Arizona Жыл бұрын
Same in Arizona
@scintillam_dei Жыл бұрын
In Honduras, where I'm from, many people have guns, but there's always a lot of crime because the gangs are more powerful than the government, because the richest country in América, the USA, has the richest drug-addicts, and they FUND the gangs, so the US is why Honduras is shit. I hate the USA. Glad I left it. I was not illegal when Ientered, and I was not deportedwhen I left. Who wants to be in that gay shithole when WW3 knocks, and the civil war to come?
@smkeybare Жыл бұрын
@@scintillam_dei not just the citizens, hell, the CIA used to straight up buy drugs with money or guns
@leonardoalves3942 Жыл бұрын
As a brazilian, when I was planning visiting the states people told me about California. Beautiful beaches, hollywood, celebrities and everything (yes, they talked about Hollywood/celebs like it's a good thing). Then I did a quick research on how things really are in California, so I decided to go to Texas, the state of "conservatives, racists, bigots, fascists, neonazis and hypocrites"... And man, even as a tourist I was *SO WARMLY WELCOMED* that I didn't even wanna leave there anymore. Very kind, warm, good-hearted, family people, quite similar to my own culture. It felt like home. Didn't feel a single bit of what media says about the state. Contrats to all Texans for that. It's really *AMAZING!!!* 🇧🇷🤝🇺🇸
@superfly19751 Жыл бұрын
Welcome to my State where southern hospitality is well known.
@David-hm9ic Жыл бұрын
Yeah, we're so backward here that it took literally hundreds of us to put a man on the moon. When people got back from the moon, they were still nice people that were part of the community.
@todoslosdias Жыл бұрын
As a native Texan this warms my heart to hear. Glad you had a good trip!
@tylr3669 Жыл бұрын
Love Brazilians. You guys get it.
@tigerex777 Жыл бұрын
The media in America is mostly liberal that's why.
@WilliamImhof Жыл бұрын
Finally watching the whole series.. what a great team. Just love the TX guy...
@keithkirtley1804 Жыл бұрын
I grew up in California during the 70's and 80's. Left in 1990. We never locked our doors. We knew our neighbors and didn't experience crime or homelessness. We went to church, the beach, the mountains... As long as you stayed away from Compton or Los Angeles. It was a nice place back then. When I went back for a friend's wedding... It's decline into hell was hard not to notice. Places I walked with girlfriends on the beach barefoot had needles and defecation and thugs. Not all the homeless are bad. But I'll admit I watched my back, and my feet.
@Timmmmm42y Жыл бұрын
I'm constantly shocked at how accurate this sort of scenario this is.
@szlava3641 Жыл бұрын
One problem - the uhaul truck. I thiugh California had a drought of uHaul trucks
@thewiirocks Жыл бұрын
@@szlava3641 They're moving *back* to California. Which means they got the truck in Texas. You know, where they all are.
@reviewguy2456 Жыл бұрын
Needles on the street ? 😆😂🤣
@tauronicodemus8300 Жыл бұрын
Right,, like it's real life. Sad that it is so spot on.
@Boo1776x Жыл бұрын
@@thewiirocks good point
@takadasaiko06 Жыл бұрын
As a native Texan that just moved back from LA a few months ago, this is hilarious 🤣
@FranklyFarcical Жыл бұрын
As an Italian who lives in Oceania, this is still hilarious.
@tucker8071 Жыл бұрын
As a scientist in a station in Antarctica, this is still hilarious.
@amb1u5 Жыл бұрын
as a kangaroo in australia, this is hillarious
@tetsujin86 Жыл бұрын
As a partridge in a pear tree, can confirm.
@SKYCHICK__ Жыл бұрын
As a cis normative, heterosexual female skydiver, of diminutive stature who loves some stuff and strongly dislikes other stuff, I can relate to this!
@woovs101 Жыл бұрын
I moved to Texas from California about 5 years ago(Mostly for the schools). Things here have changed so much in that time. Property values exploded and now most of my neighbors moved here from out of state also. Wouldn't mind so much, but my family moved here to raise our daughters with conservative values... unfortunately, apparently this is not something that is important to a lot of others these days
@TheRealLulZ91 Жыл бұрын
“There’s no crime here, because everybody has a gun.” Pretty much summed up why everyone has a gun in Texas
@lupusdeum38947 күн бұрын
"A gun"? LOL Try ''many'' or ''several'' or ''a small armory''!
@daniel17846 Жыл бұрын
As someone that just moved to Texas from Oregon, this was so funny. People here are just so much nicer, it's refreshing.
@DG-sc1yu Жыл бұрын
Vote conservative to keep Texas friendly. 👍🏻
@daniel17846 Жыл бұрын
@@DG-sc1yu right. Gotta keep TX great!
@juniorthird7952 Жыл бұрын
@@DG-sc1yu lol you think these liberals will vote conservative. They vote Democrat no matter what. My hope is that the Texas weather will eventually get to them and they go back home with their tails between their legs.
@hollyg241 Жыл бұрын
Same here. I moved from Oregon almost a year ago. I miss the rain and mountains but not the whackos.
@MeMe-lx2jw Жыл бұрын
@@hollyg241 Make sure not to vote the same way!
@MrBassbump Жыл бұрын
The woman is a perfect example of who is causing most of the problems.
@yourenotthatguypal99 Жыл бұрын
yep, and they are the ones teaching our kids. Surprisingly accurate for the Babylon B huh.
@nathankoroush7918 Жыл бұрын
Yes, white liberal women
@redraiderrider3289 Жыл бұрын
Yep
@wendyarbes9514 Жыл бұрын
@@yourenotthatguypal99 letting them teach your kids is YOUR choice
@alanlee67 Жыл бұрын
College educated white women lol
@rakura Жыл бұрын
Please keep these coming. They are hilarious. Sincerely, Texan
@lauramumma2360 Жыл бұрын
Nailed Californians… I am surrounded by folks still wearing masks. Sigh.
@lupusdeum38947 күн бұрын
I see them driving alone in their cars! WTH?
@lauramumma23607 күн бұрын
@@lupusdeum3894 yes, very illogical
@smacfe Жыл бұрын
When we moved to Texas from CA, we were welcomed warmly and treated with the utmost respect once we showed that we came here to celebrate Texan values. We have more friends here in Texas after only 7 years than we did in CA after 36 years.
@wombat5252 Жыл бұрын
The only thing I like better about California (some parts) is the beautiful landscape and weather. That's it. You couldn't pay me enough to live there though unfortunately. It's sad because if it wasn't a blue state, I would move there just for the weather and ocean!
@davidanalyst671 Жыл бұрын
Ive lived in texas 10 years, and my family is insane and they chase people away from me so I have no friends.
@markm0000 Жыл бұрын
@@davidanalyst671 Literally move to another city and join some groups. You have to put in the effort to make friends.
@emmalee3691 Жыл бұрын
We’ve had the exact same experience. Moved to TX from CA in 2017, and have made more friends here in 5 years, then a lifetime in CA. People here are SO FRIENDLY, warm, inviting, and fun. I’ve also met a ton of CA transplants here in TX, and every one of them have brought their conservative values with them, just like us. I ❤️ TEXAS!
@chuckhoyle1211 Жыл бұрын
@@markm0000 He could be a kid with no choice in the matter. Show some compassion.
@angelaonthego Жыл бұрын
A version of this happened to a California coworker who drove cross-country with a friend from LA. The friend flew back at Dallas. The friend panicked once they hit Texas because everything was open and nobody was wearing masks.
@GirlWithThePlumbobTattoo Жыл бұрын
Imagine living like that. Jesus.
@tommytom5650 Жыл бұрын
The irony of that person considering California as their safe place. 😂
@TheOneTrueFett Жыл бұрын
@@GirlWithThePlumbobTattoo so many do. I'm there still, and every day I still stand in line and "social distance" and wear a mask every day because it is still required where I am at. Covid restrictions have gone away in many places still. It's a fucking clown show
@amjrpain919 Жыл бұрын
In Oklahoma a mask generally means you're fix'n to rob something...
@Deniszka77 Жыл бұрын
@@TheOneTrueFett they are brainwashed! They stopped thinking and using their brain to think things thru! I left 2 years ago with my family and never felt freer than I do in Texas. There are mostly normal here.
@paulzedeck7448 Жыл бұрын
I wish I could post this to my Facebook but I'm afraid I would trigger too many people. You guys are so on point!! I live in Colorado, and you should DEFINITELY do a California to Colorado Series!!! Well done! MORE PLEASE! And if you need a filming location for a Colorado series, I would be happy to help and allow you to shoot at my home. IM me if interested.
@KingRandor82 Жыл бұрын
Being from the EC originally, my FB wall was at least a good 75% hammer & sickle. I stopped going to FB when I was threatened to be kicked off by Oct 11th. On election night, I tried to go there, just to watch everyone's reactions...and I had to bolt, cause I felt myself getting dumber *trying* to navigate my timeline on there, at this point, the people are so brainwashed.
@retirementpirate3665 Жыл бұрын
The guy that played the Texan nailed it. Good job.
@chrisdvasquezzl1 Жыл бұрын
Open carry in Tx!
@jimmyboy131 Жыл бұрын
Maybe he wasn't playing. Maybe he is a Texan.
@MaxDeVoe Жыл бұрын
@@jimmyboy131 His accent was not very good, he said "believe" instead of "bliev".😁
@jimmyboy131 Жыл бұрын
@@MaxDeVoe Ah good catch.
@Bob_Adkins Жыл бұрын
@@jimmyboy131 He carried his sidearm like a Texan.
@jeanniecullen4955 Жыл бұрын
My son, who is from Texas, was living in California where he met his California wife. When they decided to move to Texas my daughter-in-law's friends were a-gasp. She said they were like "Ugh, Texas is full of church goers and cowboys." Yes, God bless Texas.
@VueiyVisarelli Жыл бұрын
Yyyyyep. *aghast, btw God bless!
@duck_rifle5879 Жыл бұрын
That’s a reputation I can live with.
@marting.8205 Жыл бұрын
What is wrong with going to the churches and praising your creator?
@BananaGrace Жыл бұрын
Amen! That’s the way it should be! God bless Texas ! ❤️🤍💙
@dmiller4088 Жыл бұрын
@@marting.8205 right? I was telling a Co worker even though you don't believe in God do you really think it's a bad thing my 3 year old loves church, prays before dinner and baby Jesus during Christmas is her favorite thing not gifts?!? There are worse things in the world we could be teaching her. He couldn't find a reason to argue that despite hating churches
@BertSimsen Жыл бұрын
The fact they're an interracial couple is perfect
@wendyphoenix Жыл бұрын
I just moved from California to the south, this is so true.
@squidikka Жыл бұрын
This skit was too real lol. As a Texan born and raised, I absolutely hate what Californians have done to the city of Austin, now known as the tampon of Texas. They've essentially all moved there and have pretty much created a little California by bringing the same nonsense politics and ideologies to the city. During the BLM riots, they completely vandalized the historic part of Austin, regardless of what anything stood for. They didn't care of course, it's part of liberal culture afterall. We welcome all Californians that want to be Texans, please feel at home, but if you're a Californian with Californian values, stay in Cali until you've become self aware enough to realize why you want to leave in the first place.
@c3bhm Жыл бұрын
Joe Rogan is a perfect example. Can no longer stand CA so he moves to TX, but where in Texas....Austin. And now from his Austin-based podcast he says that Michelle Obama would make a wonderful president and refuses the possibility of having Trump on his podcast ("I don't want to help him in any way."). It's all so tedious. Feels doomed. We The People are mostly just degenerate children at this point.
@mwright_boomer Жыл бұрын
It’s so ironic, but the capital of Texas is the least Texan place in Texas.
@davidanalyst671 Жыл бұрын
The culture of austin has changed a lot but its always been the crazy middle of texas. Its been that way even before the techie californians were there, and even the 60's. The least texas part of texas is downtown Dallas where (gasp) people are unfriendly!!!!!
@Delimon007 Жыл бұрын
@@mwright_boomer You mean like in every other state including california? California isn't even blue either, all of the counties are red, except for the cities forcing everyone else to do their bidding. California should honestly just split into 2 separate states already, one part for the blues, the other for the reds.
@MarSprite Жыл бұрын
@@c3bhm sure, but did you see that podcast where he told his viewers to vote republican? Gotta vote Trump to vote republican, assuming he's the one on the ticket.
@adilsonlc Жыл бұрын
“You asking my pronouns is a micro aggression”. Loved that. Thank for the tip 😉
@RisingUnderdog Жыл бұрын
Haha I'm totally using that one too 😅
@tarektechmarine8209 Жыл бұрын
The fact that it is real tho...
@matthewbeesley5850 Жыл бұрын
Checkmate, lol
@jointedlimb Жыл бұрын
yeah im using this.
@misterkaos.357 Жыл бұрын
"Did you just assume my pronouns?" "No mam, God told me!"
@MichaelWestgate6 ай бұрын
I live in San Francisco and this video is so unbelievably accurate. It’s not practical for need to move, but I’m hoping I will be able to one day so I can escape this kind of bullshit. I think Babylon Bee is just brilliant!
@avinashkhatri555 Жыл бұрын
Man this is so accurate when I moved to Texas it was so hard to believe how easy the life is in Texas.
@brucekeintz8746 Жыл бұрын
Literally had two couples move here (Texas) from California. Thankfully they don't seem this extreme but I did half jokingly / seriously say "just don't vote for the same bull crap that ruined your state and forced you to move here because you couldn't afford to live anymore."
@jimh472 Жыл бұрын
That should be said FULL SERIOUSLY...on billboards...in neon...at the state border and every 50 miles.
@DadoMolina Жыл бұрын
what's funny is, I started talking to a Californian, who had visited Austin and she was thinking of moving to Austin, I gave her that same speech, if you are moving here do not California our Texas....I wonder what happened to her after that...lol...we never spoke again.😂
@PorkRhyne Жыл бұрын
That should have put THE FEAR OF GOD in them 💀🤣🔥
@chevelleSS427 Жыл бұрын
They began to ruin Seattle in the 1990s and they are just about complete.
@ashleyvolkoun1392 Жыл бұрын
That’s effed, we’re not all like this!!!!
@mhc706 Жыл бұрын
"if it makes you feel more at home we just replaced a lot of our electrical grid with unreliable wind power" got me good
@p_campbell Жыл бұрын
The 21' blackouts we're no joke. Very lucky my Uncle got a multi fuel generator for Christmas. I took my two propane tanks and all my gas cans over to his house. So did my mom #1 & Mom #2 and my Sister in law. We had a full house 8adults and 7kiddos,but it was very cozy. Hot water and everyone bundled up watching old DVD's. Both my mom's got their own gennies last year along with three full propane tanks. We vowed as a family, never again.
@crazyoilfieldmechanic3195 Жыл бұрын
Got get the legislature to change that stupid ERCOT GARBAGE
@josetrujillo2394 Жыл бұрын
That one had my laughing hard too. I have a lot of family in Houston and it bothers me that the big cities in Texas are still so blue after 2 years of this Democrat Congress and Presidency.
@msmeyersmd8 Жыл бұрын
I'm a fellow Texan who lives where there should be Wind Power. Amarillo, Texas. But we're not on the ERCOT Grid. If there's was a place in these great United States, that should harness wind power? It's here in NW Texas. Interestingly, several hundred miles to the SW is one of the largest Oil and Natural Gas fields in North America. The Permian Basin including Odessa, Midland and West into New Mexico. Amarillo is very close to where the SE part of the Eastern grid meets NW part of the ERCOT grid and the SW part of the Western Grid. I've heard there's a move to create a giant DCto DC intertie. Thus allowing slight AC Frequency variations to occur while allowing power transfer between the grids. That sounded like a great idea. An electrical engineering transmission line interconnect ~25 years ago. It's a secondary avocation for me. Today it sounds like sending power to Traitors and Domestic Enemies of the Constitution. We are about 20 miles away from the second largest natural canyon in the US. Palo Duro Canyon. We have a moderate 4 season climate. Until the next Mini-Ice Age? Then we'll be at the Northern part of the human habitable land area in the US. That'll be helpful for my Sons and Grand-Children to survive. I May be Wrong I May be Right May the Road Rise with You
@jonathanfields4ever Жыл бұрын
@@p_campbell You do know the blackouts were mostly due to gas infrastructure not being winterized, right? Keep sucking Saudi peen.
@markthatcher5056 Жыл бұрын
As someone who has transplanted from small town life to urban life and back again there is a lot of hilarious truth to this. Both take getting used to. The sounds of the city kept me up at night and I was very scared of urban life at first. After a month or two those fears were gone and I didn't notice the noise anymore. When I moved back to a small town, I couldn't sleep bc the bullfrogs were so loud and the darkness of the night on a street void of street lights was also freaky at first...then I got used to that too.....I hear more gun shots now, but at least it's just seasonal (duck hunting).
@gregosler9181 Жыл бұрын
This literally happened to me, but I don't live in TX. Neighbors moved in from California and for the first month or so we barely saw them. I was out with my 45 on my hip and I guess it scared them enough to call the cops. Cop who was from this state politely informed them that it's a constitutional carry state and that they would likely be around more ppl without visible guns than me walking around with it printing. 6 months later they have adjusted and now they understand how the block and the state works. They still do their weird California stuff but they now know that we aren't all crazy rednecks with guns and no brains. It's honestly funny because they both have graduate degrees. You would think someone so educated could reason out that they aren't in California anymore, and red states are not scared of hard work or guns. I can't wait to see how they adapt to when the heavy snow comes.
@imallierambles Жыл бұрын
I have a friend who moved from Tucson, AZ to Austin, TX. 2 weeks in she came across some hardship - financial and personal. Her coworkers immediately helped her out and one even took her in - after only 2 weeks of knowing her! Texans show and live how true communities should be.
@justdawnsoullessginger3536 Жыл бұрын
I’m surprised considering Austin is basically Texas’ California.
@comeandtakeit82 Жыл бұрын
Austin is the San Francisco of Texas. Libs turned it into a craphole.
@Deniszka77 Жыл бұрын
@@justdawnsoullessginger3536 true and a darn shame too...
@GodwynDi Жыл бұрын
Not in Texas, but live elsewhere in the Southeast US, and that is just the norm. It really does concern me that other places are not like that.
@Emk315 Жыл бұрын
Austin is rapidly becoming like LA, please don't say it out loud.
@scillyautomatic Жыл бұрын
"... because everybody here has a gun." Ha ha ha 🤣 I love it!
@1VaDude Жыл бұрын
The best satire involves a degree of truth. This one has A LOT of truth.
@theshrikeer Жыл бұрын
As a Texan is this genuinely how some Californians are? Cause now I am worried of them moving here 😂 And I open carry sometimes too lol
@rayjay8450 Жыл бұрын
Don't worry it is a bit exaggerated. Somewhat....... 🤣
@831dirtbags Жыл бұрын
As a Californian I totally understand. I have to deal with these idiots over here than love Newsom. I feel bad for Texas having to deal with this BS. Just know that there are millions of us here in Ca that are not ok with what is going on here. Keep fighting the good fight Texans
@barrya.6212 Жыл бұрын
I was signing a conservative petition here in So Cal today and a women walked by and said "Newsome's doing a great job" ...and I replied back, "oh yeah, teaching school children they can become drag queens is just great" ....it's sick" ....she had NO come back.
@CPTdrawer22 Жыл бұрын
*George Renz -* My condolences for having to put up with Gruesome Knew-some-but-not-much. Unless you're staying because it's a target-rich environment, pack up and git thee gone. Don't look back, unless the sewer has a special fascination. *Former East Bay Over-the-Berzerkely-Hills Californian*
@Smiller1689 Жыл бұрын
I wish we can deport them back to California and build a wall around it.
@ASDFCH Жыл бұрын
@@barrya.6212 You should leave CA, buddy. Just like I did. Move to a red state. I used to live in the Bay Area. These progressives have gone so far down the deep end that there is nothing anyone can do to bring them back to reality and normalcy. Plus, just know that these progressives hate you. Deeply. Passionately. Hate you. I've never felt more unwelcome and hated than when I moved to the most "diverse and inclusive" region of the country. Yeah right. Bunch of haters.
@justbuggin67 Жыл бұрын
I can relate George Renz. I am also a not native Cali but live here. We all do not embrace Newsom and his assclown policies.
@Gottaculat Жыл бұрын
After finally escaping Chicago after 30 years of being trapped there, I moved to a rural town in the desert. It still blows my mind how people act the way they did in the old movies my dad and I would watch, being friendly to their neighbors, not cussin' every other word, not littering, actually using reason and logic... I felt like I finally came home for the first time. As soon as I established residency, I bought my first gun. Walked into the store, told them which one I liked and wanted, they ran a background check, had me fill out a 4473, and then I paid them. They even threw in a free 50 round box of ammo to celebrate my escape from tyranny and purchasing my first firearm. I was in and out in 15 minutes, no less strange than popping into a grocery store for a few items. It felt right. In one year, I bought 6 guns, built a 5.56 AR-15 without using kits (also my first rifle), started reloading for 12ga, .303 Brit, and .40S&W. I also joined a shooting organization, and became a volunteer RSO at the shooting facility (1,200 acre facility with everything you could want, even a 1KYD shooting range). I got a job driving for Uber, and have met thousands of people, almost all of them are genuinely friendly, and I've made friends. My neighbors are super chill, and we have occasional block parties where we all bring food and drinks, exchange BBQ recipes, homemade beer and wine, kids can play with horses and chickens, and even the cops showed up during Covid not to be buzz-kills about nobody wearing masks, but actually brought a couple kegs of beer and played tunes over the squad car PA system! Country life is the way. I will NEVER go back to a big city unless visiting family/friends. I was actually back in Chicago for my best friend's wedding recently, and I felt naked without my gun on my hip. I told him and others at the wedding about what life is like in the REAL America, and they thought I was making it up.
@Toefoo100 Жыл бұрын
Buying that many guns in one year is not a smart decision. I really hope you didn't buy two in one day. You could be in the reddest state in the union and that will still raise flags. I'll quote Donald Trump on this "take the guns first and ask questions later" who also supported red flag laws. If you want that many in one year you best be making them
@Gottaculat Жыл бұрын
@@Toefoo100 Nah, I can't afford 2 in one day. Wish I could, because then I could buy lots in auctions, which is actually very common in the collector world with old milsurp rifles. You'll find the rifle you want, but it'll be sold in a lot with other rifles. That's actually how I got my Enfield so cheap, was a guy bought it in an estate sale lot to get a different rifle, and sold off the Enfield for $200. Didn't have any sights, and had a sporterized stock with mismatched bolt and receiver, but it was my win. Replacing the sights with new old stock milled Mk1 sights was $100, and when I cleaned the bore and action, it became obvious to me the rifle was factory-new condition, and had been blueprinted. It cycles better than my uncle's $4,000 bolt action. With handloads, I'm getting 0.9" groups @100 yards out of a bench vice. Anyway, thanks for the concern, but I'll probably be fine. Remember, a NICS check doesn't mean the person actually bought the gun, and unless you live in a horrible state like Illinois, your gun purchase is on a 4473 sitting at the gun shop, not a national database. Even if it is, I'm small time, and if they start coming after people, I'll have a heads up when they go after people with way more guns than me. Besides, I had the most unfortunate boating accident the other day, and the gun shop owner said they really should do something about their antiquated fire suppression system; would be a shame if all those 4473s perished in an accidental fire. 😆
@robjohnson8522 Жыл бұрын
@@Toefoo100 We dont have red flag laws here.
@gregorysagegreene Жыл бұрын
If everyone is wearing a gun, I wouldn't need one personally. I'd feel safe.
@delonehayes7070 Жыл бұрын
I live in Chicago now and people just don't understand that one of the biggest reasons that crime is so bad is because only the criminals have guns, there are very few licensed carriers.
@marigold973 Жыл бұрын
I love these so much! I would pay an ounce in real money to see what plays out when... New Yorkers move to Florida. 😆
@KingRandor82 Жыл бұрын
They move to Miami, and stay Socialists, with other like -minded NYers; I know, cause that's what my own relatives did.
@marysterling691 Жыл бұрын
I'm a conservative, old-fashioned person, born, raised and still living in California. There are some here who are just like me, but we're still in the minority. If I moved to Texas, I would deserve and expect a hearty welcome. Because I believe I have more in common with most Texans than with most Californians. 😊
@szelgorcs Жыл бұрын
True but you Californians can't afford to lose that few sane people that are still there.
@nzsaltflatsracer8054 Жыл бұрын
Well Mary, using words like "I would deserve & expect" puts you in the entitled ranks!
@marysterling691 Жыл бұрын
@@nzsaltflatsracer8054 Hello. Expecting to be treated well is a compliment to the Texas gentlemen, and I'm sure they took it that way. "I deserve" means that I know I'm a lady, and all ladies deserve to be treated with respect. And the Texan men that I know, treat ladies with good manners and respect. I hope you understand.
@marysterling691 Жыл бұрын
@@szelgorcs True.
@donaldtilley756211 ай бұрын
I'm with you! Born and raised in L.A. and staying in California to fight as best I can the Leftist lunacy that has destroyed my native State.
@sporkwitch Жыл бұрын
The wink as he walked away, just perfect. THAT is how you drive them back hahaha
@timothytooth4073 Жыл бұрын
The only part that wasnt realistic was the ending when they went back to Cali. They would have absolutely been wearing masks while in the car driving.
@ronaldmercado670 Жыл бұрын
That was Austin not California.
@user-lf4td9xr4v Жыл бұрын
@@ronaldmercado670 oh shit! no~~~!
@thejquinn Жыл бұрын
The only realistic part was that none of the lights were on inside that house because Texas's grid is a f#ckin disaster 😂😂😂
@margaritakleinman5701 Жыл бұрын
I live in California, and at this point, many if not most people aren't wearing masks often, if at all. And definitely not when indoors. Maybe some do, but I don't know any.
@user-lf4td9xr4v Жыл бұрын
@@thejquinn I know! California's grid is so so much "better"! lol
@MihzvolWuriar6 ай бұрын
Season 2 when? This really needs it.
@thereckoning54886 ай бұрын
Best thing I've seen all week.
@jvd3339 Жыл бұрын
LOVE this! A bunch of couples from California moved to my complex in Texas. I was told by one of them that they didn't expect people to be as friendly as they are. - God Bless Texas 🇨🇱 -- Just please don't bring your politics here. 🙏
@OldieWan Жыл бұрын
They are bringing their politics anywhere they go. It is how a virus operates. Texas in 10 years will become a blue state. I promise you this.
@spht9ng Жыл бұрын
I'll move just to turn Texas more blue. Bringing my friends too.
@deriznohappehquite Жыл бұрын
That is the Chilean flag. 🇨🇱 In the Texas Flag, the Blue field with the Star goes all the way down to the bottom.
@pandemicofvaxxedholes Жыл бұрын
Urban centers are indoctrination camps for leftism. That's why so many cities have freaks like the Alphabet cult.
@jvd3339 Жыл бұрын
@@deriznohappehquite - I know, but when you put Texas flag into the emoji area that's what comes up, and it's close enough for an emoji.
@pgpizzaboy Жыл бұрын
I miss the days when the Babylon Bee made parodies.
@damianketcham Жыл бұрын
🤣👍
@stillplayswithtrains1442 Жыл бұрын
OMG I burst a couple of blood veins laughing at your comment. So true.
@thorlin3826 Жыл бұрын
They still would, but it's impossible.
@paulpaintshop103 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂👋👋👋👋👋
@ktex4873 Жыл бұрын
Best comment of the day
@roybivakar503 Жыл бұрын
“I don’t believe in pronouns “ the best part
@yiannis550 Жыл бұрын
I just watched all the episodes and then came back here for the comments! You should expand this and make full 30-40 min episodes!
@ryadinstormblessed8308 Жыл бұрын
That was hilarious As a Californian who can't afford to move out yet, I'm both laughing and crying right now.
@pinkiesue849 Жыл бұрын
Claim refugee status and get the supposed benefits!
@D3xterJettster Жыл бұрын
Don't move vote out the Libs!! We need a grassroots movement
@Frodojack Жыл бұрын
@@D3xterJettster There's too many. The Far-Left dominates everything here.
@robertmorris8997 Жыл бұрын
Go to Yuma to rent the U-Haul. You'll save a couple grand.
@nathanwilliams4005 Жыл бұрын
You can afford it. California is the most expensive state in the country. Get out while you can.
@jlb74a Жыл бұрын
woman: "how did you figure we were from LA?" texan: "the masks, inside your own house... no one else around... 2022"
@darinp5612 Жыл бұрын
So true. If you're still wearing a muzzle, you've lost your way
@DragoonBB Жыл бұрын
@@darinp5612 few are even wearing double masks cause a benchmark that specifically states not to uses it's finding to draw any conclusions said so.
@juanitacrum7365 Жыл бұрын
In Texas they wear while driving.
@treyriver5676 Жыл бұрын
Saddly right here in Texas (native born) still see masks on solo drivers.
@kswc10909 Жыл бұрын
It's like the people who drive in their cars with their mask on. And then the redundant Biden sticker. That is unnecessary of course.
@eternalmaximum68994 ай бұрын
Thank you for convincing me to probably live in Texas in the future because I would like to play with a lot of friendly neighbors and knowing that I would be in a safe neighborhood and also find me, I get to see snow in my life
@michaellehnhoff3784 Жыл бұрын
Wow!!! I haven’t laughed so much in years. Please don’t stop making this series. So true on both sides. Just want to say Thank you! You or they them he she we nailed it 0:17
@MrBrianWaffle Жыл бұрын
As a Californian that can not stand those types of Californians that was funny as hell. Thank you. I feel for my buddies in Texas having to deal with some of the people that have made that move.
@I_like_turtles_67 Жыл бұрын
I know a guy I grew up with. Became a teacher and votes blue for everything. Up and left California for Tennessee. Just to continue doing the same voting there. Liberalism is a mental disorder SMH
@eloiseharbeson2483 Жыл бұрын
I'm in north Florida and a lot of folks have fled the weather and the taxes of the big east coast cities for my state. Amazing how many of them want to turn this place into exactly what they moved away from.
@pondracek Жыл бұрын
Poor Texas. Invaded from the border to the south, invaded from the border to the north. Should build 2 walls, imo. 🤣
@curiousgeorge555 Жыл бұрын
I agree with you Brian. I know many Californians that don’t fall under the stereotype portrayed in this hilarious (and sadly accurate in may cases) video.
@jarberwoks8399 Жыл бұрын
@@curiousgeorge555 There are stereotypes for a reason
@crazyjoe91682 Жыл бұрын
As a New Yorker who’s been living in Texas for nearly a year, this is hilarious. That Texan hospitality did surprise me when my family and I moved here and that’s because you don’t get that back in New York but we easily adapted to the Texan life and even though I’m not from here, living in Texas, finally feels like I’m home.
@cvsmith122 Жыл бұрын
Just remember vote red to keep Texas great !!
@crazyjoe91682 Жыл бұрын
@@cvsmith122 I’ve been voting red since Obama second term. He’s the reason why I looked into what Republicans are all about. I would never vote Democrat again.
@1111atreides Жыл бұрын
I grew up in upstate NY. My father managed to raise 3 conservative daughters though he'll always pull blue, go figure. Everyone around me complained about the snow, taxes, regulations and crime. I could never understand why they didn't up and r-u-n o-f-t. I did at 18. Southern friendliness was foreign and the huge,expansive roadways were weird. I tried to convince my family to move away...I guess they like to complain more than solve their problems.
@meintingles4396 Жыл бұрын
Yeah but at least with NY people are real. The Texas and LA hospitality is fake.
@jgw9990 Жыл бұрын
@@meintingles4396 NY people are sociopaths that would walk over someone dying.
@johnnywalker472 Жыл бұрын
The "there's not a lot a crime out here cuz everybody has a gun" absolutely got me. Lol
@chriswhinery925 Жыл бұрын
"The bugs are so big!" Lol as someone who recently fled California and moved to Texas that part is certainly accurate. I did not know cockroaches could even get this big.
@eggsnham Жыл бұрын
Texan friendliness will always have a fond place in my heart. I was stranded in LA 500 miles from home (long story). This was back in the day when cell phones all had different style chargers. I had no cash, no phone charge, and no way to get back home. No one would let me use their phone. I was even laughed out of a dentist office when I told them I was trying to reach home in Sacramento. After a couple hours I came across a church and walked in. Inside were 5 or 6 people setting up sound equipment who, upon hearing I needed a phone, immediately pointed me to a table covered in cell phones. I grabbed one, called home, and a solution was found. When I went back in, I thanked the owner of the cell phone and told him I was starting to lose faith in my fellow Californians. He laughed and said, "Son, we're from Texas."
@ANGELSVEN Жыл бұрын
That's a wonderful story! Yes, helping people in need is in the soul of Texans.
@KJ-od8wq Жыл бұрын
You must not have been in a good area. I was in a similar situation in California, didn’t even ask to borrow someone’s phone, they just offered it.
@eggsnham Жыл бұрын
@@KJ-od8wq In a state of 37m people, YMMV. I was right next to Disneyland. If it were one or two people, i'd shrug it off, but it was a couple hours of wandering into businesses and explaining that I was stranded and asking as politely as I could, could I use their phone. Maybe it's just LA.
@KJ-od8wq Жыл бұрын
@@eggsnham It may also just be cities in general. They tend to operate differently than suburbs and rural areas.
@rachelleyutzy1430 Жыл бұрын
Best story EVER!!!
@kj64gaming19 Жыл бұрын
"There's not a lot of crime here" "Wwwhy?" "Cause everybody here has a gun" best line I've heard in a long time
@christopherjakel1049 Жыл бұрын
I really like that line but my favorite just because it encompasses everything was: Tiffany: "I don't get it. Kevin: "Exactlly."
@shannonmoore5549 Жыл бұрын
How? I say this every time some one asks.
@robertwalley6692 Жыл бұрын
I just found this channel, looking forward to more videos, now to share this one, and maybe watch it again.
@briansheridan9975Ай бұрын
California born and raised and this is hilarious. I feel I am an outsider in my own state. Making the big exit and moving to S.C. My vote will count there and I won't have Nutscum as a governor. Life will be better I hope.
@rorypinata265 Жыл бұрын
"Where are the sirens, the helicopters overhead, the needles on the street???" I was born and raised and still live in Sacramento, California. I have to say, this is too funny, and too accurate.
@Roboprogs Жыл бұрын
We stopped at the Jim Boy’s for Tacos Sunday (just off Watt a bit South of 80). I see this bright orange plastic bit in the next parking space. Sure enough, it’s a syringe. At least they were nice enough to put the cap back on the needle part. Yep, time to go back up the hill and get outta Sac County.
@sunjayroy312 Жыл бұрын
Why are there helicopters everywhere? Is it the Police or the rich folk not wanting to be anywhere near the ground?
@ctrlbrwl Жыл бұрын
This is scary. Don't you guys worry about stepping on the needles?
@anthonyfletcher8053 Жыл бұрын
@@sunjayroy312 crime and just a lot of general activity like news choppers.
@anthonyfletcher8053 Жыл бұрын
@@ctrlbrwl Yes, but what can you do? 🤷🏽♂️ The local govt does nothing but push them to a different street. Theres videos of CHILDREN walking through these types of environments on the way to school. Wish YT didn’t delete links or I would post some. Just search it here on YT.
@brannon1221 Жыл бұрын
"If it makes you feel better, we just installed unreliable wind power" "It helps..." Blahahah
@thejavelin7832 Жыл бұрын
Kevin- "There's not a lotta crime here." Timpani- "Why?" Kevin- "Cause everybody has a gun." Me- amen!
@Ta2dwitetrash Жыл бұрын
Coming back to where the legend began.
@henryknox4511 Жыл бұрын
Californians moved in at the top of my street early this summer- for the first time in 12 years there's garbage blowing around in front of their house and down the street. The old neighbors were Texans, who were trash free.
@ryeguy7941 Жыл бұрын
Perhaps it's time for the neighborhood to make them feel unwelcome.
@JoelTDan Жыл бұрын
Wait you serious!?!? They preach about hiw we should help the environment and go green, stop eating meat, and stop gas and oil production, and recently stop charging your electric cars, but they literally a holes.... you know I shouldn't be surprised.... the are always the biggest hypocrites.
@Hiryu666 Жыл бұрын
As someone who has spent most of their life in California... Likely the issue is that they never had a yard of their own or they only had a very small one. It's just not something they think about. Probably just need to politely let them know. As a child, I spent most of my summers at my grandmothers in another state where I learned a fair amount about yard upkeep. I learned how to mow the lawn when I was 10. Not one of my friends that I grew up with in California has ever even used a lawnmower to my knowledge. It was completely normal to see kids mowing the lawns in my grandmother's neighborhood. For people who are from more urban areas such as LA, the SF Bay Area, etc, it's just not something they're used to thinking about.
@JoelTDan Жыл бұрын
@@Hiryu666 I see, well that is an interesting thing to know. Never thought of it. Thanks for clearing somethings up.
@KevinSmith-yh6tl Жыл бұрын
@@Hiryu666 Don't know what your talking about. When I was growing up, 80% of the homes in the town where I lived, had huge front and backyards, and I'm not talking rich neighborhoods either. And besides having such great front yards, right across the two lane Street in my neighborhood, we had acres and acres of Walnut Orchards. Not all of California was squalid filth and concrete,and Progressive Socialist DEMS,all that came later.....
@TomFoolery1991 Жыл бұрын
I need them to make this a real series. I could watch at least two to three seasons of this.
@BendyandtheBois Жыл бұрын
This is the most accurate portrayal of Californians I’ve ever seen 😂
@sunnydlight2375 Жыл бұрын
The irony of all of "californians" who act like that...aren't actually from california. They're just pretending and projecting what they think they're supposed to be like as someone from CA. They're usually from places like Ohio who moved to CA to 'one-up' their people back home, and claim now being from CA, to make themselves think that they're culturally superior. It's all a giant smoke and mirror show to be appearing more culturally sophisticated than their true white-bread family origins. Once you know, you cant stop seeing it.
@scotteldridge3740 Жыл бұрын
Yea... she puts her mask on her forehead, he puts his a his chin!!! Lmao!!!
@plantfeeder6677 Жыл бұрын
Hey now. L.A. californians that is
@browhat4008 Жыл бұрын
@@plantfeeder6677 Usually states are more red by land than by blue. Urban vs Rural of course, but California is that rare breed where not only is it significantly more Democrat, but it has more Democrat districts too. So no, pretty much over 70% of California.
@petercross1879 Жыл бұрын
I left California when I was 16, but a part of me will always consider it home. I miss it for what it USED TO BE
@AeternusNox.6 күн бұрын
I’m in Minnesota, and I wince when I see California plates in the road. “Oh great, more of them!” 😂
@Fusion61311 ай бұрын
Ngl the guy playing the cowboy seems like a really good actor. Hope to see him more in the future
@MikeA_1776 Жыл бұрын
Got the fifty questions from the local neighbors when I moved to Texas from Comiefornia told them we vote red and didn't move but escaped they welcomed us in and treated us as native Texan honestly some of the nicest ppl I have ever met in my life
@smutnamezatka Жыл бұрын
nice story only no commas that would make reading more comfortable so much for being precise
@BrianJonah88 Жыл бұрын
Great to hear. We have the exact same story from leaving WA for Central TX. People are amazing and we've never felt safer with our family. Everyone here is wealthy and doesn't know it, very humble easy-going folks. Where we moved from if you own three houses and a thousand acres you hire security and hide behind a big gate. In Texas they're like: "Here's the key to my gate yall come over whenever you need to need to let the kids run around". God Bless Texas!
@rpeebles Жыл бұрын
Glad to have you Mike!
@lesparks126 Жыл бұрын
As a Native Californian, born and raised in LA, This is spot on. California didn't used to be this way. When I was growing up in the 70s-80's people were friendly and kids played in the streets back then. They don't now. I left for College and the Military back 87. I only went back to visit and move my Dad to Western NC. He has never been happier, the folks are genuine and are always quick to invite us over to "visit" and have some food. I did not leave California, it Left me. (way lefted!!)
@lilblackduc7312 Жыл бұрын
The old neighborhood ain't "home" anymore. I understand, friend...🇺🇸 😎👍☕
@madgep5565 Жыл бұрын
I also had the life you did early on in the 50s. My kids dod also in the 70s and 80s. Much changed. I moved near Texas. Much better here.
@lilblackduc7312 Жыл бұрын
@@madgep5565 If La Niña would go away so the West can get some rain!
@lesparks126 Жыл бұрын
@@madgep5565 My "Army Brat" daughter chose to live in Texas after graduating a DOD school in Germany! She loves it. Also, Dallas does have In-N-Out!
@l0ved1991 Жыл бұрын
I agree! Born and raised in California, much better life years ago. We plan on moving soon. Newsom and his terrible policies and others like him are driving this beautiful State into the ground.
@PeeTree-bx6lp2 ай бұрын
Omg dude my favorite new channel
@michaelescobar9317 Жыл бұрын
People definitely don’t say hi to one another in California. Some do but most aren’t raised to show that kind of friendliness.
@juliejohnson4975 ай бұрын
But I have always found that if I say Hello to people here in California , 910 will happily respond the same way. Been here 67 years but the video is true - liberalism runs rampant in L.A.
@juliejohnson4975 ай бұрын
I meant 9/10 people.
@thepixalking6589 Жыл бұрын
As a Texan, I approve this message.
@Roboprogs Жыл бұрын
As a Californian, so do I. Tired of the craziness. Note that the San Joaquin valley in central California is full of transplanted Oakies, though, and a different world from L.A.
@thepixalking6589 Жыл бұрын
@@taylorblue3394 Thanks for the comment, even if completely unrelated to the topic. I know you're busy with all the kids drag shows these days. Those kids aren't going to groom themselves.
@barbwilkey Жыл бұрын
We moved from California to North Georgia right before the pandemic, to escape the politics, the cost, and definitely that culture. I’d tell people I didn’t think abortion was right and they’d sush me and say I might hurt someone’s feelings who had one. But it’s really a thing, in California if someone talks to you it’s because they want something or they’re selling you something. If someone honked at you there, they’re flipping you off, if someone honks at you in the south, they’re waving at you and letting you go first! The best thing I ever did was leave California!
@parkerguy3601 Жыл бұрын
Welcome to North Georgia. To keep Georgia free, you need to never again vote Democommie. If you do and someone finds out, Stacy Abrams will move into your living room, rent free, and eat all your food.
@atldeadhead Жыл бұрын
Welcome to Georgia. Brian Kemp would love your vote!
@Sniper0502 Жыл бұрын
I like how the way you honk your horn connotates emotion. Like 1 tap beep at a light is like "its green buddy", double honk is a wave, holding it down and speeding up is "fuck yourself". Such a beautiful language of cars
@davidpeightal4918 Жыл бұрын
You can’t help it, but you are a carrier. You are sloughing off California wherever you go and to whoever you encounter. My dad was from California. He couldn’t help it either. But you all should go back to California, and put up a wall. Call it “the mask” and stay within it, and keep everyone else out so they can’t catch it and take it back home.
@bipolarmadness5075 Жыл бұрын
I remember talking with a friend from cali and the conversation that at least in the area of Texas where I am (Richmond and Katy) people dont usually honk but will blink their headlights more often instead. He said that at Cali (or what he thinks at Cali) blinking your headlights at someone is a sign of aggression, almost worse than honking because according to him you are slightly blinding the other person for a second. He was flabbergasted when I told him that blinking your headlights at someone here, specially at a 4 crossroad all stop sign, is like telling the other driver "please go ahead / you first / I dont know who got here first but I think its you." The most aggressive thing you would get out of blinking headlights is "please pay attention, I am in a hurry but I still think its your turn, so hurry up ffs."
@ar3728Ай бұрын
"In fact, just asking about them (pronomes) is a macro aggression." Truer words were never spoken.
@Machtyn6 ай бұрын
I just read an article at marketwatch with this quote: “I know at least 10 people who have moved away from Texas in the last year, mainly because they don’t agree with state laws." And this was after they had left California for Texas. The whole article was about how people are moving to areas where their political opinions match the local and state laws regarding social constructs. The country is dividing itself. And a few people are noticing.
@ChandlerJuliet Жыл бұрын
I’M RECORDING YOU! 😳 I used my best authentic valley girl accent for this role 🤣🤣
@GabrielEddy Жыл бұрын
You were hilarious 😂
@manetheren51627 Жыл бұрын
Accurate!
@ChandlerJuliet Жыл бұрын
@@manetheren51627 thanks! 🙏🏻💁🏼♀️
@mattdillon4398 Жыл бұрын
@@ChandlerJuliet You done good!
@CommodoreFan64 Жыл бұрын
I'm in SC, and we had a family from Sacramento move into my neighborhood not too long back, and their teenage daughter sounds just like that. 😅👍
@festushaggen2563 Жыл бұрын
I moved my family from California to Texas last year and not only is this spot on, I always felt like the Texan when I lived there. A true Twilight Zone experience living is a whole state of woke liberal insanity. Glad to breathe the free air again.
@OmegaZyion Жыл бұрын
I actually play online games with people who have never left one of their "liberal utopias" in all of their life. Allot of them talk about how scary it would be to live in Texas. Some of them even think we lynch black people and gays on a regular basis. They have no idea that Texas is more liberal (true liberalism) than their state that regulates everything they do in their lives.
@Steveleanr Жыл бұрын
Excellent!! TX is the armpit of America, so you fit right in!!
@nom6758 Жыл бұрын
Dont bring the politics that ruined your sanity to texas pls.
@timcastle938 Жыл бұрын
While this series is hilarious, the scary part is, IT'S TRUE!!