Texas Is An Entirely Different World. Steve Mingolla

[@mikenixon2401]

As a native Texan, current resident in south Texas and former resident of Lubbock, allow me to explain it is not the end of the world, but you can see it from there.

[@daviddeborde2542]

We know Italy is in Texas

[@CL-kn1rq]

🤣🤣

[@tallboy2234]

😂🤣😂🤣👍😉

[@raymondlin8728]

😂😂😂, I'm gonna use that

[@RevMikeBlack]

Dry Bar is always good clean fun. Thanks!

[@hiyapal7719]

He is very entertaining and likable. I like his voice impressions of his wife, lol.

[@bryanmccullar4701]

Wonder how many people out there know what a “lazy Susan” actually is?

[@josephine4s]

Oddly, I do! Growing up in Iowa, that’s what my parents called the rotating cupboard below the counter space

[@bryanmccullar4701]

@@josephine4s in the south it wasn’t uncommon for it to be on the dining table, unless company was over. 😁

[@emmasidorenko]

Had to google it lol

[@karenrhoads1598]

I do lol...don't have one though 😅

[@mikejettusa]

Yes, but I bet not so many

[@wesjturnerturner2161]

As a current resident of Texas Tech University, Lubbock, I can assure you when the sky turns red it is normal.

[@matthewmorgan4765]

I remember this guy, he used to open for James Gregory back in the mid-2000s.

[@darleneholtrop4532]

My Daddy used to say it was easy to stop smoking - he had quit hundreds of times. 😖

[@terfalicious]

As a former smoker, I can relate to his battle. When stepping outside of a restaurant if people are lighting up, I still drool at the scent of tobacco! I wonder if people who vape know they are inhaling plastic and other chemicals?

[@jackson01357]

They say it's not as bad as smoking, but my lungs felt WORSE after a month of vaping than in all 5 of my years of smoking combined. I won't pretend I have no side effects for my cigarettes, but I had chest/ lung pain, a nasty cough, and was even more addicted. I'll smoke until I don't want to anymore, but vaping is just awful.

[@terfalicious]

@@jackson01357 Vaping isn't even 'satisfying' like a real cig. I hope you can quit... I do smoke on my birthday! LOL! It's easier than thinking "I can never ever do this thing I like to do again in my life!"

[@rucker69]

Not all vape products have those risks. Categorically stating that is pretty ignorant.

[@jackson01357]

​@@terfaliciousI have no desire to quit. I have quit a few times before for surgeries I needed to have; I just like smoking. 🤷

[@terfalicious]

@@jackson01357 I loved it - until I just didn't want to do it everyday. Still enjoy it on the occasion though! Everything in moderation, right? 😎

[@McNickell]

This reminded me of my very comical father who passed away a couple years ago. Thank you for making me giggle and bringing a smile to my face!

[@wacoldestv1704]

Barney Rubble in the flesh! Very funny dude!

[@stnwrd]

the true spaghetti western LOL

[@Ainaes-Feline]

Listen 4.42 when he talks about the marital vows..till death do us part... it's ONLY the women who say it out loud.😂😂😂

[@ardathbey4150]

The Suzzan joke saved this

[@mrcleo419]

Nothin wrong with Lubbock..❤.. if you're older 😊

[@lawnranger05]

Lubbock... the town that smells like cow manure.

[@syyndev2161]

Googled the place, it might the main basement of flat Earth movement lol

[@MG-iy1oh]

"because we live longer", nice one!

[@jesusisreal000]

Steve was good.

[@Nomadcreations]

"Cigarettes saved My Life" Brilliant!!! He Has good material... :)

[@justmedee1959]

😂 you're gonna need a new house after this 😂

[@christicrenshaw2772]

He is right about the smoking. Ex smokers are the worse

[@rayhume1971]

Anyone else get completely thrown off when he said his wife said she was gonna be a "mommy" and not a "momma"?

[@moneygooddude]

We are not living longer!

[@HeyMJ.]

😂😂😂 Right-on-Point..

[@donnalamb6391]

I'm a smoker n for each pregnancy I stopped smoking. 3 kids. As soon as I had them I started right back up. 😮😮

[@rucker69]

and how were their grades?

[@donnalamb6391]

@itmcdoug They were good. My son honor roll, Military career. Oldest daughter average grades, Manager at a large department store. Youngest was brought up by her dad and she is a bartender.

[@Kykid78]

Texas women are the best. ❤️

[@lestindell2123]

Funny

[@sylviastreet]

I quit because of the cost! Back the it was $50 a carton! If I had one drag, I would go right back to smoking! So, no way! What about you?

[@panderson4171]

😂

[@SarahHollywood-t1i]

All new yorkers come to texas tell us how to live and endbup showing us how much they don't know...especially italians

[@ShewasIwas-biden]

That 1st 2 mins was painful to watch😂

[@panderson4171]

"Cigarettes saved my life"... Yet he started smoking when he found out he had to tapeworm.

[@rucker69]

You should think through that again.

[@axelwittersheim7787]

Tell death do we part you notice that was all women that said that.

[@terrycrews1760]

This dudes not a comedian. He’s a patient and we’re his Therapist.

[@grumpyoldguy-oc4zl]

Or maybe it's you who needs the therapy.

[@1bestfriend2u18]

4:00

[@MamaTtoB-P]

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[@cxkelley]

He’s not funny at all, not even a little bit; he needs to switch careers right away.

[@stephaniedoan7114]

Gi

[@NewCreationRedeemed]

I wanna laugh at the marriage joke, but when people were first getting married, they were living hundreds of years, so the joke doesn’t work. :/

[@grumpyoldguy-oc4zl]

Maybe you should write some of his jokes since you are such an expert. 😂😂

[@NewCreationRedeemed]

@@grumpyoldguy-oc4zl I’ve done comedy before. I do impressions all the time as well. So maybe 🤔

[@grumpyoldguy-oc4zl]

@@NewCreationRedeemed sure you have. And I'm the Pope. 🤣🤣😂😂

[@NewCreationRedeemed]

@@grumpyoldguy-oc4zl You sure live to to your name. And I’ve done a lot in my life, old man. Sorry if you’re a little jaded.

[@grumpyoldguy-oc4zl]

@@NewCreationRedeemed I'm not jaded at all. And I'm not living up to my name. I'm just stating facts and you can't handle facts. And you call me old man like being old is a bad thing. You might be old too someday unless that mouth of yours to get you in trouble.

[@rgnestle]

Lose the "Angel" logo! We aren't supposed to profit off of the Lord's teachings!!!

[@macdisciple]

1. We are not all Cristian. 2. You might look at the bank accounts of some high profile church leaders. 3. California Angels baseball team.

[@rgnestle]

@@macdisciple Dry Bar Comedy is a Mormon endeavor. Kudos for the clean humor. The Angel logo is new though, and totally unnecessary. TV and Mega Church leaders are hypocrites and swindlers. And I'm pretty sure the LDS don't own the baseball team. 😅😂🤣

[@rucker69]

What in the actual hale are you talking about?

[@fieryvale]

That's an odd statement that I don't entirely agree with. Also, it's completely irrelevant.

[@grumpyoldguy-oc4zl]

Look at "Mr. Righteous" trying to tell the others what to do. When did God die and leave you in charge?

[@evasakura9168]

Awkward

[@LatimusChadimus]

I mean the joke was funny that you could see China except even if you climbed to the top of Mount Everest, angled a telescope at any appropriate angle towards the coordinates where the Eiffel Tower is, you will never see it, because the Earth is not flat

[@RevMikeBlack]

Wow. I didn't know that. When did that happen?

[@vincentjames7210]

"Technically" - 🤓

[@janfelshaw8217]

Really?

[@StevenKA9MOT]

That's why it's a joke.....

[@llamasugar5478]

If you’re in Lubbock, it’s easy to get the impression that it is.

[@stephencurry8552]

A freind invited me to go to an F1 race. So, I could see Schumacher race. I declined the all expense paid trip due to the fact that the race was in texas. texas is a horrible little state. Populated as it is with far too many right wing terrorists/racists. I do not even like flying over it.

[@joscelynpease6656]

😂 Too bad for you.

[@stephencurry8552]

@@joscelynpease6656 LOL. Hardly. texas is a joke. Our firm refuses to invest there.

[@jmeramos]

Well, seems silly. You missed out on visiting the most democratic city in Texas. It's like a different world there. You'd have had a blast. It's not like you were invited to deep East Texas or anything. 😂

[@fieryvale]

Hooray! We don't like you either. Please stay far away.

[@fieryvale]

Please keep in mind, when badmouthing Texas, that we are a very large state. Saying we are a horrible "little" state just makes you sound silly.