Text-To-Skyrim: Infiltrating the Brotherhood [Twitch TTS Mod]

[@Blurbs]

Participate, voice NPCs, and watch LIVE at: twitch.tv/blurbs ALL EPISODES: kzbin.info/aero/PLeVtvf69N6wvQUeBqlNgHq7V_x_6yIn5y Get live alerts in Discord: discord.gg/zrSnf4JvKw VODS: kzbin.info/door/wt-LpUCcroqijNOcF0g-hw It has to boil.

[@AshtonWilliams-iu3cs]

@Blurbs Please make it free for everyone It's extremely unfair and kinda greedy to make it only available to vips or subscribers Not all of us can afford that so please make it free for everyone like followers There's no reason to paywall it Please change it and make it free

[@EeeEeEe883]

@@AshtonWilliams-iu3cs Just pirate it but streamers and youtubers are also people too ya know!

[@AshtonWilliams-iu3cs]

@EeeEeEe883 No reason only vips or paying members are allowed to use the options It's greedy and unfair

[@ESTrashfire13]

​@@AshtonWilliams-iu3csYou know this is his job, right? It's not greedy, nor unfair. We are on a platform right now where we pay by watching ads. Twitch, you pay with a credit card. Would you work for free like you want him to?

[@ugen3118]

​@@AshtonWilliams-iu3cs sub and vip are protection from idiots putting bad things in a chat, so i understand Blurbs

[@yodawgzgaming4416]

"I can't wait to get married tomorrow" was such a good opening line for a random bandit 😂

[@NordicAndNerdy]

Sheogorath tormenting Blurbs as a 4th wall breaking eldritch deity is better lore than the actual lore of Skyrim. It's now my head canon that he's the mastermind behind this entire insane world.

[@chocobear4078]

This whole world is just some sheogorath induced hallucination and the main character is just in a coma in some random basement. Either that or the main character has taken too many drugs

[@NordicAndNerdy]

@chocobear4078 Sheogorath reached through the veil to manipulate Blurbs into making this mod so that he could speak to the real life audience and obtain cultists in our world. He even reveals this longing when he asks Blurbs to put him in the series. It's SCIENTOLOGY!

[@expressodepresso5909]

Had a mod where Sheogorath messes around in the loading screen. Forgot I had it installed after coming back from a 7-month hiatus from the game. The first thing I saw in the loading screen was about enchantments. Something along the lines of "Ever wondered what happens to the items once you learn their enchantments? Well the tiny skull in the middle eats them." I thought that made perfect sense The mod's name is Uncle Sheo Does Legendary Loading Screens

[@casteanpreswyn7528]

​@chocobear4078 this actually isn't that far from actual Elder Scrolls lore. The world is just a dream of one god.

[@griimrose]

If you actually believe that then you know very little of skyrims lore or pay almost no attention to it.....

[@Cinnamowo]

"Yeah, I am up for a rainbow party" > STARTED: A NIGHT TO REMEMBER

[@malice6081]

Hell yeah

[@A_S.T.A.L.K.E.R]

Funnies Npc in the episode😂😂😂😂

[@129140163]

4:57

[@lifeisasimulation1671]

That kid ran into the cave, because he's a miner

[@jordin1909]

"I love miners" - Joe Biden

[@GetSignalized]

the kids yearn for the mines

[@Kayther33]

LIKE I SAID JACK, KIDS ARE CRUEL AND I LOVE MINERS

[@demi-doll-animege-sama]

Kids do be liking Minecraft

[@wvttie]

Its probably A MINERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[@Cinnamowo]

Ok, the fact they decided that the narrator is Sheogorath so fast is impressive, and the idea itself is absolutely perfect

[@blindmanzero3766]

Madness even?

[@DemonicDaemon363]

@@blindmanzero3766 Madness? THIS IS SPARTA!

[@archsuccubuseclipse]

And honestly not even that far off of what that daedra would do.

[@SwagBroPlays]

I have never been more impressed by a community

[@snaggiz]

Now, all Blurbs need is to become the ultimate cheese collecting vessel for his new master.

[@cvt0072]

SHeogorath being a narrator in someones head after they cross him is so on point

[@EinManU]

right??

[@user-cu9rb9cx6m]

The fact that when we first meet him hes apart of his conscience in the lore and then hes now apart of his head means that HE ACTUALLY IS APART OF HIS MIND The lore is too smooth..

[@KitsuneHood-pc6rm]

“ZIP UP YOUR NADS MAN, DAMN!” MY SIDES HURT LMAO

[@MajorMusicGeek]

One of the funniest things ever😂

[@teddyshapedsoap]

The pure anger in his voice.😂

[@Mike-os3pt]

He sounded so pissed-off too! xD

[@qubeh1203]

"look im 7 and trying to do world building" this is off to a normal bethesda writing room start

[@Mike-os3pt]

That was in the previous ep.

[@elchann297]

@@Mike-os3pt But also in the recap of this ep

[@Ishen47]

word travels insanely fast in this world

[@demi-doll-animege-sama]

It's hard to out run the courier and every time you think you lost boom there he is.

[@dawnspire8654]

Its me the piss-wizard, prepare your containers.

[@UntouchedWagons]

I love that line it's hilarious. How do people come up with stuff like that

[@Syncronoise]

@@UntouchedWagons moon weed

[@UntouchedWagons]

@@Syncronoise Yo you got any?

[@Syncronoise]

@@UntouchedWagons A lot

[@UntouchedWagons]

@@Syncronoise Fantastic. I'll take 3 kilograms.

[@LeleiTheTigress]

I love how moon weed is the central plot of this story. Wonder if that guy selling it in the first episode is actually the main antagonist

[@lehelkiss3919]

And he has to be played by Sammy again.

[@PianoKwanMan]

He was set free....

[@mattfromwiisports4910]

This is the only series on KZbin that has legitimate backstory and characters whilst being entirely a try not to laugh challenge.

[@Leech-Kisser07]

wayneradiotv?

[@themoderndandy713]

If you're wondering why that random person in the tavern attacked you, it's actually a really neat small detail: He's a retired Blade, and if he sees you wearing Thalmor robes, he assumes you're there to kill him and attacks you. It's a very neat detail that I'm sure only a small fraction of players have encountered naturally.

[@joshuakuehn]

Oh snap that's actually kinda cool

[@EMlYA_SHlR0U]

The narrator is giving me intense Stanley Parable flashbacks lmao

[@macrohotline8834]

And nobody still dropped reference to it

[@chardy8262]

@@macrohotline8834they have multiple times during the stream, its really funny 😂

[@carrotpotato0]

I wonder what will happen if you do it in the opposite way..

[@godmode337]

That "OH NO-" will forever have a special place in my heart, and lungs.

[@nopeunid]

The Narrator is literally the voices that the one guy in Riften was talking about. He was talking about the voices, so what if anyone that starts investigating the moon weed gains voices that torment them?

[@twinedblayze]

"nice balls bro" *Proceeds to die* I also choke from laughter at that.

[@Tdawgwasstolen]

Proceeds to bethesda physics all over the place

[@Pendy13131]

Bro the cuddle cult leader making a food order through telepathy got me 😂

[@michaelterrencefernandezli6688]

it hasn't boiled yet, but it will

[@sirllamalot1980]

it has to

[@K1NG0FW0LV35]

It wont just will happen..... It has to will happen.... It has to.... IT HAS TO BOIL.

[@Code_Machine]

​@@sirllamalot1980people ask why, but they don't know. It just does

[@lphg1868]

It has to boil

[@RadiantTales_Tv]

It has to boil

[@CrashOzzy1223]

20:24 wait, an npc with only trousers and out via random encounter? THATS A WEREWOLF!

[@alexanderartaza2173]

In one of the questlines (for the love of god i cant remember which one) you are able to free a werewolf prisoner, and the guy runs away by climbing from his cell or something What i didnt know, is that the npc doesnt despawn, so i found him like three weeks later again randomly walking full on werewolf transformation along one road of the mountains

[@msm9029]

At this rate, Castle Volkihar just gonna be a bunch of emo gooners 😂

[@mamezofl-wdmn8672]

can't wait

[@CrashOzzy1223]

11:32 it’s so good (as in funny) when the chat makes the people pretty innocent and happy or whatever.

[@addenanda]

that guy spew death flag every single time lmfao

[@EpicM4x]

It has to boil.

[@shutjuice2356]

It has to boil

[@Uraemrys]

It has to boil

[@GoofyVergil]

It has to boil

[@lonelybiscuit4886]

It has to boil

[@gormold4163]

It has to boil.

[@ghoulstreet]

Thorumsu is my favorite reoccurring contributor to this series

[@Logan_93]

Which one is that?

[@cjmarion6350]

@@Logan_93 he was the kid who summoned the dark brotherhood and also he was the beggar blurb skilled in the assassination quests at around 7:00

[@owlkmirror]

Yes. He is comedy gold. He voiced the chocolate inventor girl whose father was pushed down some stairs. He was a kid who was DEFINITELY not doing a daedric ritual. In this episode, he was a guy opening a zoo. And as someone watching the streams, I know he'll be back. He got Cicero TWICE.

[@yodawgzgaming4416]

Helps that he's the only one not beating the moon weed horse to death

[@vablo-yt]

I thought he was banned?

[@Abudzin]

Oooh, now it makes sense. This whole thing is actually happening in Sheogorath's pocket realm somewhere in Shivering Isles, that's why it's so whacked!

[@CherrySteinz]

"There's no snow in Boston" is a very interesting statement

[@demi-doll-animege-sama]

Patrolling the Mojave, almost makes you wish for a Nuclear Winter.

[@crazysupernovagaming3638]

@@demi-doll-animege-sama Oppenheimer would like to have a word with you.

[@macrohotline8834]

Well after "boston tea party" people run out of sugar so they had to resort to snow which caused supplies of snow to diminish in to nothing

[@KeyboardTarantula]

Patrolling the mohave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.

[@demi-doll-animege-sama]

@@KeyboardTarantula did u comment on a progamerdude vid too?

[@sethcervi122]

Orphanslayer back at it again

[@wero1799]

And widowmaker

[@dr.bright6272]

Welcome Blurbs to the Brotherhood of Babysitters.

[@potatoesalad693]

Don't forget the coffee this time

[@charlesplante]

Wife will never recover

[@Zane618]

You heard the potato.

[@bwabbel]

It has to boil

[@GentleCrank]

I’m proud of chat. The interactions are getting better and better

[@charlesplante]

I'm here representing CPS to check the boiling of your fecal moon weed. I have zero questions and an intense addiction to moon weed.

[@gothicpando]

...no questions about the kids? Or lack of kid? ;)

[@charlesplante]

@@gothicpando I'm just here for the moon weed, me being with CPS has nothing to do with why I'm here. Where the moon weed at widow maker - child slayer?

[@alexeysinkevich5740]

They say justice is the dish best served cold, thus cooking it in Dawnstar of all places makes sense, otherwise Blurbs would have to serve us justwater next episode.

[@LoliFoxQueen]

*witnesses a murder* "WHY IS YOUR FUCKING FLY ALWAYS DOWN!"

[@ghostkiie]

10:43 the sudden "slut" was so funny

[@SolstaceWinters]

Sheogorath being your on-board narrator is probably the best narrator this series could have. 10/10, no notes.

[@GageisME333]

I swear the Sheogorath narrating better remain a thing until the end of time😝😝

[@Y0G0FU]

"130 for Childkillers" 😂😂😂😂 my god this chat never forgets

[@NoThankYouThough]

This is one of the most interesting things to happen to streaming in a very long time. You may be responsible for an entire genre of entertainment my dude!

[@dieteminem33]

The fate of my tummy rests in your hands

[@A_S.T.A.L.K.E.R]

Yeah, i am up for a Rainbow Party

[@darkball31]

you could have *sneak killed the begger* but no you stood up so *the whole town shaw you killed*

[@hobbithabits]

"Dont blame me for your animal sadism" fucking sent me

[@elijahh2220]

11:57 Nothing beats some good Bethesda physics

[@valentinemiller8680]

I didn't expect the narrator to be tied up with Sheogorath, but that makes perfect sense honestly

[@unclephil1547]

Finally… the fun has arrived to KZbin.

[@danielrogers7378]

This is going to end with this character ending up in a padded room somewhere.

[@vaspeter2600]

Sheogorath being the narrator is a bloody brilliant idea.

[@DracoPlaysYT]

These videos truly are the best Skyrim videos in years...

[@Warstone25]

Him accidently axeing the kid is the funniest thing ever

[@inductivegrunt94]

19:39 Okay, that caught me completely offguard! That was so perfect! XD

[@goncalocartaxana]

Narrator: "Blurbs, did you forget the coffee this time? She will never forget... now where were we? ohhh right, we were inside this Schizophrenic guy's mind telling a wierd ahh story. This guy is super wierd. Pizza Coupon .

[@yourneighborhoodweirdo5257]

Every week im excited to see another episode and surprisingly good lore

[@powdermonkey9300]

Todd Howard's scratching his head taking notes watching this video bc HOW could they come up with the Sheogorath thing so fast

[@Custom2udo]

im glad that this series has attracted the right kind of people to participate in this

[@hardlyanydiggity3953]

Dude blurbs is literally becoming the villain

[@akaiappears]

You have no idea how much I look forward to these videos.

[@Churono]

Chat: Haha we make everything so wacky and unhinged! Skyrim Itself: You are like little baby. 11:50

[@Batnano]

churono (never finished primary school) : You are like little baby

[@TheDruidicThief]

If you ever do the civil war quest line you gotta have a bunch of companions (chatters) charge into battle with you

[@fxarachnid4764]

“I’m gonna be so happy when I’m married” “Oh no.” “Kill them” “Ok”

[@luckydueces5873]

0:39 that’s not a baby Kajhit that’s an adult. Some look like normal house cats

[@UnChatCoquin]

well tecchhhnically they do look different, alfiq have larger heads and a more pronounced mane than regular cats

[@thepyroghoul]

Out of all the jarls, thst guy really feels like the exact one to have "snitches get no bitches" as an actual unofficial line.

[@josephthomas8714]

It just occurred to me that moon weed is literally just moon sugar, and every one is addicted to skooma.

[@SamahLama]

Capturing trolls n stuff to make a zoo would be cool

[@A_S.T.A.L.K.E.R]

Everyone is talking about Shiegorah but noone is talking about "Yeah, i am up for a Rainbow Party" And "The fate of my tummt rests in your hands"

[@RockLegend2A]

Loving the drama of this series. Blurbs kills a child and is immediately remorseful for doing so. Then, he's presented with the most killable child and has to come to terms with the fact that he might just be a dirty child-killer after all, because he _will_ kill again.

[@SplattaScopes]

11:50 "nice balls bro" *violently dies*

[@ChuckBassFGC]

This is too funny man, the lore is insane

[@elliottklassen1768]

“It’s the best time of the week guys” literal truth in my life right now. Thanks for doing this 💚

[@Zmora666]

So, the child killer of Windhelm is off to Dawnstar to strike again

[@Stratocaster42]

I NEED more than one of these a week 😢 theyre so good!

[@VivvyFireStar]

Wow! I didn't think Arr_n_D to make a cameo appearance with Blurbs. My favourite err.. content creator, yeeaaaa

[@AiriMagePRISM]

After seeing the KZbin shorts I’ve been waiting for the narrator video to finish boiling. So excited to watch!

[@nriracha]

I instantly get excited when i see these in my feed

[@akaiappears]

Oh snap, the narrator is broken. He can't be banned.

[@user-cu9rb9cx6m]

Hes apart of his conscience in the lore

[@LibraryOFSounds]

This thing what you created with chat has the most funny moments I have ever seen. The lore is borderline crazy but good.

[@bababoi7348]

I'm telling you this cult rabbit hole must go all the way to the top!

[@AR0ACE]

Run from it. Dread it. BOIL IT

[@TheCrispyTwinkies]

Bro! I was in a hiatus, when I subbed you had 40k total subs, now 200k?? Great on you man, I felt that come-up!

[@rumblystarfish8411]

I look forward to these all week. keep up the great vids.

[@HankDeanMan]

The OF Star is my Weed Wolf

[@ARCTICWOLFBLAZE]

Please let us control the voice lines of the dragons! 😂

[@Wongel_mit_Hut]

That „OH NOOO!“ from the last episode felt like it came from heart 😂

[@WatcherTeacher]

Forgive me Lord but I must interpret the timing of this video as being told to start drinking again Amen

[@iaminhere6022]

The fucking lore building. Holy

[@aidenperson3892]

Another horrifying fever dream to plague my day. :)

[@evilchild1851]

2:02 oooh its the guy who played the very annoyed Aventus Aretino last time, and now he’s the inventor of the zoo!

[@Smerfastycznehity]

This guy randomly saying "nice balls bro"😆

[@Schemilix]

Gotta say I appreciate your mellow energy even when plugging your stuff. You don't have to be peppy hype hype hype to get eyes on your stuff.

[@coryrain]

I love how much the kids swear in this playthrough. Props to chat for keeping things consistent. 😂

[@mariothane8754]

Just rewatching this, and the werewolf in this episode is in the newest video as Astrid’s husband.

[@MumboJumboZXC]

The spit take on “yes, that’s the fucker!” is golden.

[@orangefish3271]

It HAS to boil

[@Quick-Silver206]

I LOVE how chat works irl stuff in. Like the orc's spirit pizza. Toootally not lunch time for that chatter 😂

[@Harawolf]

Your text to skyrim series uploads are the highlight of my week ❤

[@kylewindsor199]

I can’t tell you how many times I’ve rewatched the pissed off bartender telling him to zip up his nads.

[@TBelen91]

Zip up your nads Blurbs, damn

[@Tweaking_Tom]

The narrator is definitely the best character in the whole video

[@meltingstream3385]

13:19 the narrator indeed didn’t tell him to hit the horse, it was the other guy

[@intergalacticbobcat6185]

Perhaps it had to boil

[@drewholmes7356]

You do NOT know how much extra I would pay for Skyrim if I had a narrator glossing over my adventures.