TEXTING MY EX - Two Sides of my Brain...

[@kedabro1957]

I love how what starts out as a disagreement between dumb-side/smart-side degenerates into both sides debating the right way to do the wrong thing.

[@_zoeyshaa_]

It’s no,t dumb and smart tho

[@anaclaudiacabral101]

So brilliant isn't it

[@CedroEscarlate]

I think it's emotional and rational

[@_zoeyshaa_]

@@CedroEscarlate he

[@_zoeyshaa_]

@@CedroEscarlate I meant yes

[@buzinaocara]

The great part is both women and men are doing this exact same thing simultaneously. People's romantic life is cold war diplomacy.

[@squamish4244]

Yes, everyone thinks the person on the other end is not. Usually caricatured as the man is not. Oh but we ARE.

[@travissmith345]

Gorbachev, tear down this wall!

[@Be1smaht]

Men do this too?

[@PrimalInfinity]

@@Be1smaht Yup! There's a lot of apartment pacing involved, interrupted by bursts of staring out the window.

[@TemitayoGiwa]

Oh my goodness men do this too?!!

[@el2826]

“HE’LL KNOW THAT WE’RE DESPERATE” “well we are desperate”

[@cherrydragon3120]

Aren't we all at some point

[@mattwho81]

Been there, done that.

[@emshorgan]

Oh my god. I’ve done this so many times……

[@cyanophage4351]

I love that her ex is in the phone as "DO NOT TEXT!!!" 🤣🤣

[@janets7291]

I love how the one side of her brain is dressed like a child and the other side is dressed grown up. Then half way through the roles switch.

[@david2742]

Janet S since when is a long sleeve shirt what a child wears?

[@JavierAlbinarrate]

WARNING: Remember to turn the volume down after watching this video or you'll regret it. You're welcome!

[@iambicpentakill971]

Thank you.

[@kriever]

Thank you!

[@drillosophy1012]

Read this too late.

[@ChicCanyon]

Volume is maxed and it isnt helping

[@irrelevant_noob]

@@ChicCanyon this was one of the rare occasions when having an add-on called "600% Sound Volume" was almost not enough... :-)

[@TheIcingArtist]

LMAO! Okay this needs to be a series!! Loving these!! 🤣🤣 #TwoSidesOfMyBrain!

[@julienolke]

Definitely! I love making them

[@garyha2650]

So incredibly smart. I guess not so many people realize how the brain works. I'm with ya, I love this.

[@afnan_s]

🤣 Gotta agree

[@MoralGovernment]

It wasn’t a character reversal! One side is thinking and the other feeling. And she started over-thinking it.

[@joevenuti1201]

So unrealistic though. I mean, what woman EVER overthinks anything, amirite? LMAO

[@petitcactusamer]

@@joevenuti1201 someone has to think yin yang

[@gugumavundla]

I literally yelled out “Oh NO!” At the I miss you text!!!! Oh my goodness, that was brilliant and stressful 😅

[@tatioliveira8598]

SAAAAME!!! LOL

[@jjfam777]

Samee🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@raheesom]

I winced.... All is lost... He will now BLOCK YOU. Nuf said.

[@mattwho81]

I got back together with an ex... it was not good. Then we did it again. Even worse. I was stuck in the idea I could ‘fix’ the relationship. If only I’d done (insert excuse). Took me a while to see that was never going to work, ever.

[@johnrobinson4445]

After the Coronavirus one (self from the future), you are getting famous and it is justly deserved. :-)

[@heylana719]

That was the first video I saw from her :)

[@FoxFelineProductions]

John Robinson that’s how I found her lol

[@shagi1604]

Me too ✋

[@mikel1876]

Same here

[@bluegalaxy181]

Me too and I loved her so much 😍

[@crumpledupieceofpaper8106]

I can't be the only one binge watching all her videos. Best channel i have discovered in quarantine.

[@briang1646]

She definitely has a dog! That "waaaaiittt" followed by release "okgo!" is the most subtle in-joke in the whole video lol!

[@marcadenexus]

Yes even the facial expression reminded me of a dog

[@njdxnjdx]

What? I don’t get it. Can you explain?

[@anaclaudiacabral101]

Totally

[@TIO540S1]

Exactly!

[@gabriela2402]

@@njdxnjdx when you want your dog to stay in one place, but you can see its hard for him and looks like a rocket right before takeoff, your 'waaaaait' is followed by a frustrated 'ok, go'

[@thingsTheater]

I turned my brightness up so I could hear better.

[@jetrandom7569]

Brilliant

[@user-qn4tq2qt5m]

Same 😂 and it worked!🤣🤣

[@cherrydragon3120]

Wait what? How? When? Why?

[@jeffw8057]

OMG...one of the rare times I'm so happy to be old and partnered, and NOT have to be involved with this insanity! Keep them coming...you're creating some of the best comedy skits in the last 10+ years. Well done.

[@katiejean6493]

Literally gasped and yelled "no, don't hit hit send" when I saw her typing out the "I miss you" response! God bless you Julie for all this awesome & relatable content!

[@Cuzjudd]

"Now we're on the clock" I think that's the most relatable thing I've ever heard

[@DolceVita]

she texted "i miss you" lol... oh my god

[@billyconnolli8224]

Is it just me or is the audio really low? I can't hear what the one in the right is saying. *Edit:* Never mind. I just read the description.

[@EmperorRahem]

@@MissedBandwagon you and billy connolli were correct. The audio is low

[@soundm3d]

same here :)

[@Karina00K]

I thought I was becoming deaf too 😅

Oh God thank you, I was thinking it's because I dropped my phone the other day.

[@charternicholson9495]

Julie hates the hearing impaired. She has a video coming out about it soon. Racist

[@WarriorsSon]

The character reversal was legit.

[@Achilles.3D]

"Nobody's gonna get that joke" Me, a commercial dancer: *cough*

[@DramaQueenMalena]

Can you explain it to someone from Europe whose first language is not English and doesn't know anything about dancing? Thank you.

[@db5094]

@@DramaQueenMalena Commercial dancers are those dancers you see in like music videos usually theyre wearing like revealing dance clothes and waltz is usually like no skin shown, so shes saying this aint a pop dance to be showing our body. Or summat like that idk its 4

[@sr0917]

Samba and the waltz are the dances she refers to -these are ballroom style dances that you normally don'tsee in music videos. They also have traditional steps - so you wouldn't mix styles or do freestyle moves on the spot, especially in dance competitions.

[@rayoflight9709]

Let the inner child take over the relationship decisions , don't we all do that , Julie nolke is a genius.

[@RideAcrossTheRiver]

No, not 'we'.

[@vasari9198]

I have 3500 books in my house and loads of spare time, but I can’t stop watching Julie’s videos...

[@joevenuti1201]

I love it when you look at the camera, that 4th wall thing... excellent!

[@a.j.vonregensburg2498]

How does Julie not have a major comedic movie role with one of her "personalities"?

[@Cuzjudd]

It is one of life's great mysteries

[@verydenise]

Your writing and acting is so BRILLIANT

[@irrelevant_noob]

Wishing her sound-levels were on par... ^^

[@rabouala]

« He’ll know we are desperate » « But we are desperate » Gold 😂😂😂😂

[@sonias9722]

Ever wonder what would happen if you just told your crush you are desperate for their love? No one does any kind of simping anymore, it could really have a shock effect

[@malte1984]

to be fair... my brain works exactly like that aswell and I'm a guy

[@Cuzjudd]

This is me too

[@doublelightangel]

That's strangely comforting to know 🤣

[@dannydanny9875]

Inside Julie's Brain, Episode 1 Should be a series or something 😊

[@dee5559]

- "But we are totally not gonna do that" - "Sent!" Lost my sh*t 🤣

[@A2017JSCR]

"Sent..😎." 😂😂😂 "I miss you" terminated me 😂😂😂

[@salsapicante7408]

Impulsive Julie looks at her phone waiting to read her ex’s message with the same anxiety that my dog looks at a piece of food that dropped on the floor that she has to wait for

[@haxney]

Samba is the vertical expression of a horizontal desire.

[@RideAcrossTheRiver]

Is that why the woman dancer looks so bored.

[@rodo4360]

“You’re a terrible attitude” I felt that

[@claudiaperea]

“I miss you” Nailed It!! 🤣 perfection

[@toothpastehombre]

DO NOT TEXT!!!! Glad I'm not the only one who does this 😅

[@khushi9375]

You are so spot on! at everything! Your talent is unmatchable! Like so many others, i discovered this channel after your time travel quarantine video. Glad i found this, relieving to know that others too feel like this on a breakup! xD

[@davidouellet8320]

I think you're just amazing. Nice to see a neurotic lady from a Canadian perspective. Don't stop. You have a lot of talent.

[@Ryker2608]

If i could have engaging conversations with myself like this i wouldn't be suffering from crippling depression.

[@JaskaranSingh-rn7sk]

3:01 script writing level - God 🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌 nobody is gonna get that joke 😂😂😂 god 👌

[@julienolke]

🤣🤣🤣

[@lorenheinbach7917]

legit came here looking for this comment. hidden gem/best part.

[@camperjohn6464]

Horizontal mambo?

[@jynzl0525]

Too bad I can't figure the inside joke, but " can you not do that" has me laughing each time! You're freaking awesome and so funny!

[@hfredydl]

I literally yelled “don’t do it girl!l when I saw the “I miss you” text... I did this when she hit send 🤭

[@_-_julie_-_7834]

Dopey Julie = me when I've eaten Stressed Julie = me when I'm hungry

[@wouter7165]

"I think we should send a nude!" XD

[@anthonymaldonado5301]

Its 2020..August to be exact and this is too funny! I recently discovered this channel and you're ideas are great!

[@lmd7316]

Next I feel tempted to text my ex I will watch this to drag myself out of it lol

[@inexplicable01]

The way she says "He is so cute" is the cutest thing I've ever seen.

[@eliasparker5113]

After all that, I watched intently, not knowing what turn it would take at the end. And that.. I miss you, had me ROLLING lol funny stuff

[@thedudewithvideos4899]

*Daamn loving every moment of your acting* ❤️❤️❤️😘😘

[@RR-og5fo]

The acting is amazing! How are you so good at this style? Do you react to your imagination or actual video or another person?

[@jalenapardun5215]

Preach!! This hits the nail on the head. Love this!!

[@TheMiniJunkie]

Lol so good, although yeah it was hard to hear some of the lines as you mentioned re: audio

[@julienolke]

I know, such a bummer. I've got it figured out for next week

[@DKShoots.]

I love that you always play with your alternate personalities!

[@julienolke]

there are so many voices in my head :)

[@DKShoots.]

That's the curse of being a creative... We find ourselves by ourselves most of the time. Talking to Ourselves trying to come up with the next funny thing.. laughing harder at our own jokes than anybody else ever will. Spending hours and hours editing writing shooting to only have our videos watched once. I get it you're doing great keep up the good work 😉😆

[@latifahcheatam]

Julie Nolke Lol reminds me of the TV series The United States of Tara 👍🏽

[@SpiritualStuntman]

We’ve been ghosted.....again. Classic

[@celine9852]

I thought I was the only one doing this and literally crazy. So glad I'm not (entirely) mad...

[@Hans-gd7pk]

I felt this in such a deep spiritual level...It's not even funny. Goddamn it.

[@djayk9692]

Do a hard shut down to avoid sending the “read” message.

[@squamish4244]

Just turn off your 'read' notifications.

[@leejksun]

Another tip: do a hard shut down before texting an ex.

[@francescadiana]

Or, you know, just shut down

[@ummerkasana]

Every relationship exists on a spectrum between validation seeking and affection giving :P

[@sjb1157]

I love your uniquely creative and funny brains!!!

[@ziz3ziz]

SOOOOOOOOOOOO GREEEEEAAAAAAATTTTT and so darn relatable for everyone!

[@MissionMan]

I have that exact same Central BBQ cup! I got it while traveling with my family last summer, and it's the main cup I use daily.

[@Downbytheribber]

Prove it.

[@MissionMan]

@@Downbytheribber Remind me to use it in an upcoming video on my channel.

[@MissionMan]

@@Downbytheribber Actually, you can see it in this photo on my Facebook page. :) facebook.com/missionman/photos/a.10150319285341224/10158016874966224/

[@Rose-xn3uk]

The side the freaked out at the beginning reminded me of Chidi from The Good Pkace

[@13124bomsica]

I can see why I find this so hilarious because this is so totally me rn 😂

[@Hermes.3.]

This video made me laugh so much! A new subscriber to your channel. Keep it up! 👍🏻

[@ddannecker]

This reminds me of the Awkward Yeti heart and brain comics, in a good way.

[@k.l.8804]

Awww 😍😍 True that 🥰🥰

[@adwnpinoy]

Left, right, and center! I got that (after you flagged it)

[@enjolraslechimiste]

Would you be willing to re-record this? I have great difficulty understanding it, but would love to appreciate it.

[@zorabw8948]

I have the same problem - but only with this video. I am already at nearly the highest volume.

[@wolfafterdark]

plug in a speaker or headphones

[@stellerisrants]

Pls do more vids this ! This pure comedy! :3

[@julienolke]

Yay I’m so glad you like them. I will!

[@bastianp4600]

Thanks for the loud moaning at the beginning. I had my volume fully on and my family in the other room...

[@PeterBarnesandjelly]

"But we ARE desperate" I fuckin FELT that

[@terrygoyan]

I love this woman's comedy, however, the volume was to low for me to listen to.....

[@christinem.alwaysbelieve]

Julie you just rock all your videos!! Best humor!!👍💜😂🤣😂🤣

[@julienolke]

thank you!!!

[@hannabeth151]

I love this video!!!!! but the audio is really rough, my TV is like all the way up, it's really muffled otherwise

[@julienolke]

I know, I’m so sorry. I messed up the audio set up. It will be better from here on in

[@iodinev]

Using your inner child to break the 4th wall is 👌🏻

[@RajeevSingh007]

Today I clicked on Bell Icon. All notifications needed.

[@mopnem]

Lol accurate. & ghosting is an odd one as it’s the most stressful thing no one cares about unless it happens to them.

[@TheloniousDrake7]

Ummmmm also....does Julie live in Memphis? I'd recognize that central bbq cup anywhere

[@paulmorrow8372]

I just noticed the Central BBQ cup. As a Memphian I have to say, great choice!

[@abelardojraranil7247]

I got hurt on the last part! Why did you that, Right Brain Julie?!

[@mr.willie9578]

Julie needs to be on Comedy Central with ur own show and great video

[@dannydanny9875]

We should have animations flying in to your brain, much like the magic school bus if you watched that.

[@factChecker01]

I had to turn the volume all the way up to make it loud enough to hear.

[@Franzifii]

When she texted "I miss you" I was like noooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!

[@Cuzjudd]

People only text that to an ex when they're drunk

[@Mr_Flerb]

Gah, that is just... frustratingly adorable.

[@chrisa2731]

I definitely needed this video in 2020. Remind me that I'm not alone with this lol

[@WorldBeater123]

Hilarious. That last text led to a ghost for sure 😂

[@kossend1]

2:22 This one moment vindicates all of the people who are pedantic to an almost OCD level about closing apps or hitting home before locking their phone. My brain always told me that bad things would happen...and it was right!!!

[@XkztyIpKtHrwmNxlKhPy]

Hello, sound engineer here. You can always normalize the clips to make them louder. Limiters are good useful tools as well. If you get too much of that high frequency hiss when doing that you can always use an equalizer or low pass filter to cut some of the high frequencies. It's simple, you can do it straight in Premiere or FCP or whatever you're using to edit. Your videos are funny, keep it up.

[@norasie2408]

The automatic subtitle recognises her whimpering as "music" [1:00] :-D

[@1o1beauty]

When she says he looked good and finger swipes her hair and the rational one says ok

[@DavidFSloneEsq]

A) Really good stuff. B) Just to make Left Brain Julie feel better: I got the ballet/waltz/samba joke… well, I guess it was really more of a metaphor, but I got it nonetheless.

[@hobbes1069]

Central BBS cup, where are you located ?!?!?

[@lizzieball3795]

What about,when you text something out of character but racy, to get his attention? It's an embarassment that you can never recover from...essentially putting an end to ever having to worry about a reconciliation.

[@DavidGAwng]

Julie, you're soooooo gooood! I'm dying here LOLLL

[@sarahg2653]

Just discovered this delightfully funny gal...I feel as if she needs to team up with the gang at Paddy's Pub eventually. That would be one hell of a crossover.

[@curtiswfranks]

I like the lip sucking noise thing and the breaking of the fourth wall.

[@PLRiM]

Change of name :O what happened :O Ps: loving this video as always haha

[@julienolke]

I know! I'm testing it out to see how I feel about it. We don't make food vids anymore so I thought it made sense. What do you think?

[@PLRiM]

I like it! I did think for a while that your whole brand had changed. Have you tried this name before btw? I feel like I’ve seen your name like this before... but maybe I’m going crazy!

[@julienolke]

Nope, this is the first time

[@PLRiM]

Julie Nolke weeeiiirrddd! Well, it’s great!

[@MrYusu-jg2if]

you one incredible lady Julie Nolke. The people of Canada should protect you. Greetings from the Philippines. Mabuhay ka po👌

[@tishabhambry6010]

Your videos are great!!.. Absolutely love them.. The volume of your voice is very low as compared to the music in background.. I hope that can be improved

[@Jotari]

The lack of continuity for the phone's position with the reverse shots is bothering me far more than it should.

[@Quietvoyager]

Great video! I was laughing the whole time.

[@cicithomps]

Is that a Central BBQ cup??