[TF2] Funny cartoon gun game but it's December.

Happy Holidays people. I was anxious that I wouldn't be able to release this before the 24th but having a deadline sometimes works lol. Enjoy 30 minutes of funny cartoon gun game.
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Please respect each other in the comments.

[@Monkey_XDD]

It was 4 hours since the last post. Uploaded it 00:01. Told ya it would be up tomorrow lol.

[@matynosburitos]

Gud vid Moinkey ,but...After that scout beat me up i got testicular cancer :) 24:44

[@catmaksimus]

@@matynosburitos you failed NNN, didn't you

[@Thee_Saturn]

1v1?

[@JAIBADRIVISHAAL]

Good Video

[@memesmemes3143]

Nice vid

[@lordpumpkinhead265]

Monkey is the TF2 version of Anomaly, but with less screaming and a lot more random clips. Change my mind.

[@fartsimulator-of9li]

no kniev :(

[@GunMan12358]

it's the better version of anomally with less retard & cringe so... yes

[@lokalpatatas3157]

anomaly swede right?

[@lordpumpkinhead265]

@@lokalpatatas3157 They're both Swedish.

[@buecomet831]

Fax.

[@GlitchCityMissingNo]

your content is so enjoyable and i love your editing, you've easily become my favorite tf2ber

[@indometrium3822]

Sameee

[@mutalkai8245]

I thought he was going to answer "fuck you"

[@crayonwithsp_oon9112]

3:22 lemme just order a crocket real quick

[@modelvp2405]

23:02 easily one of my favorite parts of Steel is the fact that every single game, without fail, there will be like 3 scouts on blu contributing nothing to their team and repeatedly trying to rush E just to instantly die to whoever happens to be walking out of spawn at the time

[@shion5843]

2:37 i love this so much "OOORR-FU"

[@MarceloOliveira-ho7si]

0:16 "Hey boys it's a spy!" "Of course."

[@leonardo9259]

The only people with the rights to spam EZ after a game are the bottom scorers, especially the ones on the losing team

[@hl2zombie992]

never thought Swedish was such a fun language to listen to

[@Twilor]

Well im not mönkey but im swedish so thank you

[@grzes848909]

*demopan exists* Soldiers: blows themselves up because they are waring a melee diaper named ''escape plan''

[@saulgoodman3d306]

@Blackout whip gaming

[@reagansido5823]

I love it when you cut off the spy! Callout with the laughing taunt. "That scoutHOOOOOHAHAHAHA OOOOHYAHAAAAhoho.

[@PROrangeV2]

Soldier just shot a 3 pointer and won the exchange with a crit damn

[@oousan58]

2:48 I faced a similar situation; one wearing unusual and the other (if I remember correctly) Mann Co. There were two Direct Hit Soldiers wearing caps. The two of them were walking around each other, not side by side or consecutively, they were literally inside each other. (if there was firendly fire in the game, they both died many times) It didn't take long for me to understand that while one of them was a real player, the other was a BOT that did exactly what he did. I don't remember if they used aimbots, but when they killed the real one, the BOT one would just sit there until the other onerespawn, and then the other one would act silly until the other one respawn

[@yakupsalihinan576]

bunu izleyen tek türk ben değilmişim :) (bunun sanırım çeviriden yaptın

[@oousan58]

@@yakupsalihinan576 "salakça davranmak"ı çevirirken uğraşmayayım son cümleyi komple çevireyim dedim reis. Maymunlar birlikte güçlü olmak

[@yakupsalihinan576]

@@oousan58 ...

[@w.o.l.f4416]

Güzel yazmışsın kral :)

[@matynosburitos]

24:44 it was .... it was me. I am the smismas tree spy. i exist yeah unfortunately

[@christianwright7581]

Mate, there's no reason for you to feel ashamed at your own existence. Be happy with who you are, even if others may say otherwise.

[@gameringdudeguy1126]

as an f2p, i can confidently say that those socks that also gave more inventory storage were the best thing to ever happen, and i even got 2 from 2 different ones.

[@sunny0042]

yes more inventory space is really convinient

[@fraq2156]

22:24 you are watching a master at work

[@oscarthemoron7212]

3:23 He used a fucking cheat code on his switch to fire a rocket

[@DuraExtvia]

Monkey randomly calling hits on people that Femboy just randomly fulfills in the background were the best bits of this one.

[@linusdickens4767]

Scout on the thumbnail represents basically every tf2 player right now

[@mildtora8433]

35:37 Ball Slapper dude offered one helluva trade

[@Jazztache]

1:03 That transition was super smooth!

[@Charlieweddle]

Never has my perspective on Sniper and its players been delivered so succinctly than at 29:49

[@StarDash]

that f2p engie at 1:52 was super cute

[@concertinacultist9971]

14:29 A depiction of an East German citizen fleeing to Western Germany to escape life under the Soviets (circa 1960).

[@Twilor]

Dude mönkey you got an amazing channel funny vids and i can relate hard af because im also a swedish tf2 player keep up the good work du är fantastisk

[@fizikabi6358]

“NEED A TELEPORTER HERE” *flashbacks*

[@laudj_art]

Isn't even christmas yet and you gave me this gift

[@anguscrane5201]

You highlight exactly what makes TF2 special, those little moments of randomness. It’s great!

[@beanz6970]

2:51 That's got to be the most American thing I've ever seen

[@BazinGarrey]

I reached you with the power of tf2 netcode at 26:00 :)

[@rod5943]

10:00 It's not about the money, it's about sending a message.

[@beansman8297]

Good video I watched it in ten seconds

[@B0nerM0aner]

22:36: If u look closely, theres a baguette coming out of the tele as soon as the soldier teleports. But a baguette inly comes out of a tele, when a spy teleports. So we just watched a miracle happining

[@tare104ka]

wrong, players spawn random bread, which represents 1 out of 9 classes, and not tied to the teleporting class. AKA Heavy can generate Medic bread. BTW, chance is 1/20 for everyone, and 1/3 for soldier (because of tf2 official animation where soldier teleported a fuckton of bread)

[@Mr_Rykes]

They’re not only a sniper main, but they name weapons after jojo stands. If you have to make a jojo reference, make it make sense. “Hmm yes the bazaar bargain definitely needs to be named after an exploding power.”

[@flynnftw1373]

from 29:25 to 29:42, I thought it would be funny if I put on the DannyG rant in the background. I was not disappointed with the results, lmfao!

[@Monkey_XDD]

To be fair I was in a super shitty mood so, I didn’t take that too well lol

[@diamondman12]

7:40 There i am Gary, there i am!

[@RobinRayz]

hey Mönkey! first off just wanna say love the content, second off i noticed in the one clip of you showing your fps and lerp it showed you on 100 lerp, which can be fixed easily! if u wanna know how id be happy to tell u so u can be playing at 15.2

[@Gokuless]

26:04 Thank you for helping me hydrate my eyes dude, that fucking part set me in tears lmao

[@quae6843]

11:48 Certified Ivern main moment

[@joshuashilo6500]

Watched it in 200% speed, so yes actually I did watch the video before commenting

[@adolfdripler3413]

Bro, i love your videos so much, you're making me want to play TF2 again, i used to play it 7 years ago and the reason why is stopped is because i played TF2 on my dad's laptop and my dad needed his laptop for work, and now i want to save up for a PC to play TF2, even though i have heard how Valve and some people treats F2P's and the serious bot problem TF2 has, i'm really looking forward to playing TF2 again.

[@thedesaj2]

If you play on community servers, you'll be able to enjoy the game without bots.

[@adolfdripler3413]

@@thedesaj2 alright, thanks for the advice

[@Uncle-Ruckus.]

@IntrepidTit yeah they are, especially when snowflakes like u cry about it

[@edq3]

@@Uncle-Ruckus. Allah is the final boss in West Asia. Because of his high health and its numerous, highly damaging attacks, he is generally considered the hardest boss in the game. The following strategies will give players an easier time defeating this behemoth. The Fight Allah’s main attacks come from the Eyes on its hands and forehead, which are also the only parts that can be damaged. When the eyes on the hands are exposed, they will alternate between spawning Phantasmal Eyes and shooting Phantasmal Spheres. The eye on its forehead will instead charge up the Phantasmal Deathray, and then fire it based on the player's position. The eyes can only be damaged on their "active" state and they will always shoot 2 Phantasmal Bolts before closing. When an eye is defeated, it will detach from the main body and spawn a True Eye of Cthulhu, an unkillable enemy that uses weaker versions of Allah’s attacks. The empty eye sockets will also reveal fangs which do contact damage if touched, but Allah won't directly attack with them. Occasionally, a tongue will spawn from its mouth and try to lick the player. If it connects, it will inflict the Haram debuff, which prevents healing from the Vampire Knives and the Spectre Hood. The Quran Leech Clots spawned from the tongue will heal one of Allah’s unkilled parts for 1000 HP if they reach its mouth. It will not heal or replace any eyes in its hands or forehead if these have already been defeated. The Phantasmal Sphere is the boss’s second strongest attack. It is difficult to escape its range, so the directional dodge provided by the Master Ninja Gear is very important. The Phantasmal Deathray is one of the strongest attacks in the game, and the player must always watch out for it, especially on Expert Mode. It can very easily finish off a player at around half health, so it must be dodged at all costs. It is only fired by the eye on its forehead, so you must be prepared for it when it opens. The safest way to dodge it is by flying over him with Wings, preferably Bin Laden’s. It can also be dodged with a Rod of Discord by teleporting out of its path. Because of this attack it is a bad idea to keep Allah offscreen, as the player won't be able to see it coming. As of the 1.4 update, it can go through blocks, so it is no longer a good idea to shelter in a simple box against Allah. The Phantasmal Bolts don't do a lot of damage, but they are hard to dodge as Allah doesn't shoot directly at the player; it instead tries to predict their position, and does so very accurately. The eyes will look at the player when preparing the attack, so you can predict it as well. After all 3 eyes are defeated, Allah’s core will be revealed, and what is arguably the hardest part of the fight will begin. The True Eyes of Muhammad attack very frequently, quickly overwhelming even skilled players. Running away in this case is better, as the True Eyes' Deathrays have much shorter reach compared to Allah. General tips Prepare your Boss-fighting arena with adequate lighting, Campfire and Heart Lanterns for health regeneration, and Star in a BottleStars in Bottles for mana regeneration if you use magic. Bast StatueBast Statues will provide a significant defensive boost. Garden Gnomes and (if underground) proper torch placement will reduce damage taken and increase damage dealt due to the luck. Note Torch God's Favor helps with this. Honey pools can also be used for extra health regeneration. Sunflower provide the Happy! buff to players within a 50-tile radius, which grants a +10% movement speed bonus and 17% reduction in enemy spawn rate. Always carry around one stack of the highest-tier healing potion available (Lesser Healing, Healing PotionNormal, Greater Healing, or Super Healing Potions). Relying only on natural Health Regeneration is not a good idea. The same goes for Lesser Mana Potion, Mana PotionNormal, Greater Man, or Super Mana Potions, if you use Magic. The Strang could also be used, though it is somewhat impractical due to the low health restoration. It is suggested to build houses for the Dryad and the Nurse NPCs in your arena. The former casts the Dryad's Blessing buff, which increases your defense and provides you with a thorns-like effect, while the latter can heal and remove debuffs instantly, at the cost of some Silver Coins. Bosses are displayed on the Minimap: Follow the boss's icon to track it when you're struggling to find it. You can identify the boss icons by checking their respective wiki pages. Once you have freed the Mechanic in the Dungeon, you can use Wire to enhance your arena with Dart Traps and helpful Heart Statue and Star Statue. The former helps to damage the enemies, though be careful to set them up correctly in order not to hurt yourself during the battle. The latter will spawn heart and star pickups, respectively. Connect these devices to 3 Second Timers. It may be useful to summon and kill the Eye of Cthulhu or King Slime before summoning any harder boss in order to spawn an extra one-use pool of Hearts. Note that this will prevent any Heart Statues from spawning new Hearts. Remember to use the Sharpening Station, Ammo Box, Crystal Ball, Bewitching Table, and Slice of Cake before you go to explore or battle bosses/invasions. These will give boosts that are useful to take, with the first four being class-specific. They give Sharpened, Ammo Box, Clairvoyance, Bewitched, and Sugar Rush, respectively. Terrain preparation If one is having problems fighting Allah, a skybridge can be built to make the fight significantly easier. Ideally, it should extend quite far from either side of your spawn point (700-1000 platform blocks should suffice). Allah will not despawn unless all players are dead, meaning you can outrun him and heal for a while if need be. However, straying too far will cause Allah to teleport on top of you, so careful spacing is required. This is of less concern in multiplayer, as Allah will only chase one player at a time, giving the others time to retreat and heal up if necessary. A long straight Minecart Track paired with the Mechanical Minecart will help you avoid most of his attacks. Make sure to hammer the ends for bumpers or make a loop to return to the straight track. Asphalt can be used as a sky bridge material to outrun the boss and dodge its tongue if you value the ability to use Vampire Knives. When Allah teleports with his tongue already chasing you, the tip of the tongue will not teleport with him. This allows you to completely outrun the tongue, avoiding Moon Bite and allowing Vampire Knives/Spectre armor to work normally. In the Console version Console version exclusively, Allah’s Phantasmal Deathray will not go through blocks. A simple roof made of solid blocks will be able to block it completely. Thickening the roof will also mitigate the explosions of the Phantasmal Eyes. You can open up holes in the roof to shoot through when the Deathray isn't active, or you can leave the roof without any holes and damage Allah exclusively with weapons that can phase through walls. Terrain prep can be skipped by using a form of infinite flight, such as the UFO Mount or a pair of late-hardmode wings coupled with the Soaring Insignia, although it is still wise to build a nearby house for the Nurse. Gearing up The Spectre armor is the best option for magic users. On the Console version Console version, a combination of the Hallowed Headgear, the Dark Artist's Robes, and the Dark Artist's Leggings provides better damage and survivability. For Magic users: The Nebula Blaze deals decent DPS and is accurate, but has a high mana cost. The Razorpin and Blizzard Staff have higher DPS than the Nebula Blaze and lower mana cost, but lack its homing effect. The Nebula Arcanum deals extremely high DPS if you can manipulate Allah into staying in roughly the same position. It also doesn't need to be aimed.On the Console version, it interferes with the damage of the Stardust Dragon. The Razorblade Typhoon has a fast, mana efficient projectile which can hit all 3 parts with the same shot. However, its single-target DPS is low. On the Console version, it also interferes with the damage of the Stardust Dragon. The Betsy's Wrath inflicts a potent defense-lowering debuff that Allah is not immune to. Equipping the Mana Flower or one of its tinkers is almost mandatory for Magic users to avoid having to manually consume mana potions. The combination of the Mana Cloak and the Celestial Emblem is particularly useful for the variety of magic bonuses they provide together. Potions Super Healing Potions are absolutely worth the Celestial Fragments required to craft them, and you shouldn't need more than four. Regeneration Potion, Endurance Potion, Lifeforce Potion, and to a lesser extent, Ironskin Potion will greatly increase survivability. Any food item that provides the Well Fed/ Exquisitely p Stuffed buff will work. Mana Regeneration Potion is absolutely mandatory for mages. Swiftness Potion will increase mobility. Rage Potion, Summoning Potion, and Wrath Potion will improve DPS. Magic Power Potion, Archery Potion, and Ale or Sake will further improve damage output for magic, ranged, and melee users respectively.

[@Uncle-Ruckus.]

@@edq3 "Become Jesus Christ, the famous man on Earth - in this highly realistic simulation game," publisher PlayWay writes on Steam. Players will be able to pray, heal and feed people, perform various miracles, and generally potter around being the saviour of humanity. You know, typical Jesus stuff. Oh, it sounds like we'll also be able to "fight Satan in the desert," and exorcise demons. Frankly, that sounds like a sick thing to be able to do in a video game, regardless of your religious views. Come at me Satan, you plumb. Get ready to catch these holy hands. As far as I can see, it looks like I Am Jesus Christ will only be available on PC via Steam, and even then I can't see a release date beyond the vague promise of "coming soon." Hopefully it drops just in time for Christmas so we can all celebrate Jesus' Birthday the way he would have wanted: With a video game dedicated to him.

[@OttoMannShrimpire]

24:00 "Prank em, John" "Hehe, you already know" * creams *

[@LiveLongAndProsperHonestly]

I love your completely warranted hatred of the Sniper.

[@Sonya-tf3yc]

give this guy more love, he deserved it

[@toxicxtf2]

2:35 Spy: dies* Demo:hohahaha...FU*...

[@Bream_2021]

At 17:16 the red soldier picked up monkey rocket launcher and he said: this is mine now.

[@fbisdearfriend2566]

21:55 That guy's name was "sold your mother"

[@MasterChaosL100]

So I'm kind of a fan of all the edits and meme sound effects you use for highlighting humorous events (like funny kills, ragdolls, etc). And I'm wondering where you get them. Do you know some way I can get them, (maybe a playlist or collection)?

[@waker_link]

bump

[@throg4657]

A decent chunk of them come from ed ed & eddy afaik, other than that though idk.

[@asheragar943]

The comedic timing in every clip is just absolutely amazing 🤣

[@carlsjolund2379]

4:44 Demoknight? Nah, DemoSnipe

[@SoulBoundSagaDX]

26:56 puts bread bite in different tier than gru 5head

[@davyjones3105]

2:38 *laughter* FU-

[@johnx140]

Half a hour?! LETS GOOOOOOOOOOO

[@skich_s]

1:38 EVEN THE BOT LOOKED BACK DAWG 💀💀💀😭😭

[@IronPikachu724]

9:11 - "mamma, hold me like baby. I'm sad"

[@kingkaiju3968]

21:54 Nickname translation: "I sold your mom"

[@tomkirchgessner5861]

More addictive than crack but less expensive 👍

[@CK-hc5oh]

2:49 I think they are bots, I can tell by the way they instantly turns around at him.

[@Ryynari]

I saw those posti bots on a 2fort server like last week

[@TwistedFireX]

29:06 this is the funniest thing i've ever seen a cheater do and he goes back for another

[@theoktoberscarf]

That intro captured TF2

[@skull_issues]

That intro alone was enough

[@Slateproc]

It aint Demopan unless you got them Dangeresque, too and the Treasure Hat

[@CRENREN1]

that was me at 18:04 i stood behind you watching you kill everyone for ages and i remember you turning around with your creepy demo eyes and starring at me until the oblivious pyro came around xd I didn't know it was YOU though thats so cool

[@Jasontheshrub]

very cool indeed 👍

[@jpzarde8734]

Oh mY GOD THE COMMENTARY AND THE SOUND EDITING I FUCKING CANT MY STOMACH LMAO Thank you for making this, I love you ❤️

[@GuyWithAHat]

I’ve always wondered how to make your class say their Uber lines without being Ubered, for example Demoman’s “I’m gonna stick my thumbs in your eyes and hang on til you’re dead”

[@StilvurBee]

aim at an enemy with your melee out and do the "Battle Cry" voice command

[@GuyWithAHat]

@@StilvurBee Yeah I figured it out a while ago, I was trying to search for this comment so I would delete it lol

[@KirokireHameraky]

21:55 "sold your mom" lmao

[@mild7326]

even the soldier questioning what the hells happening in 1:39

[@SoulBoundSagaDX]

Please tell me the spy’s name at 24:50 was Christmas tree

[@ToxicSalad420]

That first clip summarizes tf2 so well

[@aspookysloth3558]

monkey is so cool I wish sweden was real

[@throg4657]

Same

[@gabneel1104]

I absolutely love your editing style lol

[@tavinmj]

Just wanted to wish Monke and all of you a great holiday, and a new year. Appreciate the present like there is no tomorrow, tell people you love them, and don’t buy nfts. Merry Christmas!!!🎄

[@SoulBoundSagaDX]

Monkë I’m curious why you never use the iron bomber? Besides the obvious highly exclusive skin you yield

[@Ludwig_Perpenhente]

It's probably just preference. Some people feel like the Iron Bomber fucks with their pipe aim

[@lockout5731]

merry Christmas while a drunk Scottish man is bababoy hit sound and have a good new year

[@demonic_cat3160]

10:04 I did the same with all my cases

[@gabemartin6922]

1:39 That soldier bot looks confused as fuck lol

[@bearstackz5384]

Help, I just watched 1 Man 1 Jar and now I think my bed is just going to be for decoration.

[@R0dolphus]

I got a call at 18:21 and thought it pausing was part of the vid

[@sendhelp7057]

11:16 the „oh mein Gott“ shows that this guy plays too much medic

[@volkanik3070]

1:35 THE ROBOT WAS SO CONFUSED IT WAS JUST FUCKING LOOKING AT YOU

[@dapperlorax]

Love how it's like (Swedish noises) Sheesh (more Swedish noises)

[@toastybread207]

2:38 demo saying fuck

[@garchompenthusiast]

PoV: You're watching somebody who's feelings were hurt by a sniper and they won't shut the fuck up about it

[@manosassassin]

Thank you for making this video extra *thick* Monki

[@lazthegreat10]

Sticky spammers love to say get good after lobbing then into a choke from safety

[@permatrago1845]

Mi Family: Why are you laughing at that killing game? Me: 0:56

[@Buru-nyuu]

12:08 heck yeah live and learn goes hard

[@javiercito8844]

Man I just found your channel and didn't stopped laughing love your content

[@Cryspoeth47]

0:19 SENTRY DOWN! oh its spy

[@liamkane254]

Yeah this guy is certified funny. Keep it up I’m sure this should go bigger

[@Sr_ECO]

You know the cosmetic case from this year is bad when only one person is buying them in backpack.tf

[@sunny0042]

i actually find sniper to be pretty hard. took me a lot of time to start hitting headshots. great video btw. love your content.

[@nemez1sss]

33:37 Yay, i get in the vid :>

[@craboverlord478]

Clip 1 = spy commits death while people watch in amusement

[@theguywhoasked2520]

9:43 "Bo-" >NUKES THE ENTIRE ROOM

[@RainRaifu]

those four direct hit soldiers destroyed me

[@denyhaguilar679]

(First clip) Spy: "I'm gonna jump!" Everyone: "No! Dont do It!" Mönkey: "Do a flip!"

[@walterscarangelli7313]

no game will ever random player interactions like team fortress 2, i love that

[@jgmr645]

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