TF2 Heavy Slander

The man himself. Heavy Team Fortress 2.
Engineer Slander: • TF2 Engineer Slander
Soldier Slander: • TF2 Soldier Slander
Medic Slander: • TF2 Medic Slander
Spy Slander: • TF2 Spy Slander
Sniper Slander: • TF2 Sniper Slander
Scout Slander: • TF2 Scout Slander
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Meet the Heavy CBT: • The Heavy CBT Experience
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[@TheBearestBearBearBear]

Scout trying to kill a heavy while he is eating a sandwich: *STANDING HERE I REALIZE*

[@Piece-Of-Time]

And when you almost survive: *CRITICAL HIT*

[@munchythetf2fan]

As a Holiday Punch user, we indeed do some minimal amount of tomfoolery

[@Gardeningismypassion833]

Minimal

[@AxtonTheObstagoon]

gotta also love the HP v HP moments

[@teamtaleplayer6907]

Uber stall trolling baybee

[@nazariel5765]

Medic mains watching in horror as their "game winning" uber push gets denied by a funny fat man with mittens

[@captaincortez4917]

​@@nazariel5765In these parts, they call him Heavykin Sandvichborn! *POOTIS POW!*

[@DavetheSoldier413]

Heavy mains eating sandwich right next to medic/engineer who is about to die from after burn :

[@MetalMargatroid]

As a brass beast user, the waiting time to rev up the gun means nothing to me, since I’m so used to it, and the slow movement.

[@ChannelMiner]

I like using the brass beast to win the 1v1 with the enemy heavy with the tomilav or stock Then he somehow gets a medic and i lose the 2v1 but uh...

[@Vozars]

@@ChannelMiner as a heavy main i hate fighting other heavies who have a medic, it's literally a 0% chance to win unless you kill the medic with the heavy not hitting a single shot on you

[@ChannelMiner]

@@Vozars yeah haha, and if u both have a medic i just dont even waste my time shooting him

[@Pudding404]

Being a heavy main is suffering. Heavy mains are the type of mfs to not take fast travel in games, and I respect that.

[@yusufkeremcandan-rh8tp]

The heavy mains are the mfs who load themself up everything and take the fast travel [the teleporter 0:36]

[@Dealwithit-lg3mh]

I hate how you just perfectly described me

[@madturkey9819]

Me a heavy main who not uses fast travel in Skyrim

[@Dealwithit-lg3mh]

I never played Skyrim @@madturkey9819

[@Vozars]

As a Heavy main I do fast travel in games if the journey is like really far and annoying, but it depends, for me the walking to the battlefield part isn't really annoying

[@LukeRkam]

As a Heavy main, I can confirm this is true

[@JanoschNr1]

Tank u for your service

[@Backroom-Billy]

same

[@NikoCigoj]

In my lifetime as a heavy main, i have never encountered another heavy main

[@LukeRkam]

@@NikoCigoj until now

[@paper2979]

Comrade, we must stay strong

[@Hetepi16]

The lip synch with meet the heavy C**k 'n ball torture is... surprisingly good

[@RealMoopMations-hk8vs]

It's actually perfect💀

[@yum976]

As a pyro main, I am here to vouch for that one f2p heavy who can't speak but we all know is a chad #Givef2psAVoice

[@NikoCigoj]

I am a f2p heavy main, the jawline is a gurranted perk of the job. Thanks for giving back my vocal cords btw, missed them alot

[@yum976]

@@NikoCigoj No problem. here to help.

[@BearPawSpam]

Since I was new to the game and only play medic, the utter confusion I felt when a heavy got mad at me for killing them because they were ‘friendly’ was mind-boggling

[@Tygermite]

That's their own fault. Hoovies are fine in community servers but in casual and competitive, they have no place there. It's kill or be killed.

[@Rafael-vy5vg]

I'm gonna be honest, the lip-syncing in the last video was brutally precise (if it wasn't edited)

[@omarcasablanca1090]

Dude fr

[@GoobertNoobster]

As a heavy main, I agree

[@Twright4]

да

[@GoobertNoobster]

@@Twright4 ООО ТЯЖЕЛЫЙ!

[@BananaPhoPilly]

As a not heavy main I aggre about least played class.

[@jonaselias8553]

Da

[@NikoCigoj]

Ja se slažem

[@The21stGamer]

As a Medic main, there have been a non-zero amount of times that when ubering a heavy 90% of an uber's duration was spent just walking to the enemies.

[@dinkykong6688]

as a heavy main, its mostly your fault if you uber too far away from enemies . WE AINT IN MEET THE MEDIC BRO

[@natalie6811]

@@dinkykong6688Not when I tell the heavy to move 3 times while they’re standing around trying to understand why I’m telling them to run into the enemy fire until some uppity soldier jumps in and forces me to pop my Uber early.

[@dinkykong6688]

@@natalie6811 well what if im being yelled at by my mom and i cant hear your call outs? checkmate, medic mains (im kidding please pocket me)

[@natalie6811]

@@dinkykong6688 Too late I’ve already ubered the scout

[@dinkykong6688]

@@natalie6811 NOOOOOOO

[@FairPlayClubChads]

Tf2 players on their way to play heavy after the video🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️

[@capitalcoffee7514]

The tomislav heavy one, lmao It's like they're spies, but they have a huge weapon and are fat

[@Nyxael5845]

The Dalokoh's Bar slander sent my sides into orbit because of how many times that 50 extra health saved my ass

[@musicaman8683]

The Buffalo steak sandvich one is relatable. It’s a neat idea for a weapon but it needs a rework because holy shit is it hard to use without dying

[@emesantos11]

1:12 lets gooo, I’m in the video

[@ivan5604]

One does not simply main heavy, he mains you

[@NikoCigoj]

In eastern europe, heavy mains you

[@gloob70]

My parents called me and told me they got an Eviction Notice! Lmao they think TF2 weapons are real 😂

[@yum976]

Who's gonna tell him

[@coldbob2]

My parents called me and told me they ran over a Conscientious Objecter! Lmao they think TF2 weapons are real 😂

[@MTN6516]

Heavy Gameplay before the tomislav and lunchbox items: boring and unfun Heavy Gameplay after the tomislav and lunchbox items: I die a lot but its still fun now The Tomislav allowing me to feel like I actually hit things actually turned me into a heavy main

[@microwavedcaprisun9]

I thought he was gonna get sniped or backstabbed at the end but that’s good enough

[@crawlinggoose]

Huo Long Heater Heavies plopping their fat asses on the cart and making the game unwinnable for RED.

[@platface2]

Eviction notice players when they are attacking to a player: "Standing here I realize-"

[@zHansYT12]

2:07 I'm one of them, And I don't even have premium on Steam (I'm "not" a heavy main)

[@christopherearth9714]

Heavy mains when they get shot in the head but it only hits their brain (yeah its stolen cru bout it

[@RAYMcCall]

It feels awesome to be the 1000th person who thought he is the only heavy main

[@TripleA332]

I feel like this mustve been the hardest one to make

[@superfightingrobotmegaman]

2:23 it is synced 👁👄👁

[@capitan4410]

The fist of steel make enemies panicked, i seen direct hit soldiers running from me

[@Lyas511]

1:33 bullet belt more like crayon belt lmao

[@TheSpiritedFendron]

it is your duty as every class, not only heavy, to upgrade engy's teleporter and help him with the other buildings until they're level 3 while near spawn. It takes a few seconds but it saves the engy an eternity

[@captainfraser3827]

Holiday pinch heavies when you press the space bar

[@goonking420]

The entire fandom when a heavy main breathes

[@_the_spy_8867]

I don't understand how a Sandwich makes you fat, especially since Heavy's Sandwich can be considered as the most ultimate food a human can ask for. Vitamins, vegetables, meat... Hell, with this food i would be the most healthiest person all around if i had this much money to afford myself at least One.

[@Piece-Of-Time]

Eating sandwiches is healthy, but not the amounts that heavy absorbs

[@03luigi14]

He also moves around a lot while carrying a 150Kg minigun, so his "fat" is probably more muscle

[@MisterStabby]

0:29 0:37 0:53 1:13 heavy mains are doing a lot of existing for not existing.

[@EggyB]

1:55 this made me laugh so much, I really shouldn't open your videos in science class

[@Inconspicuous-Gnome]

Pyro mains when the enemy spy is using the spycicle.

[@Ishmael_LCB]

As a heavy main irl and ingame, i feel like I'm offended and proud fro some reason

[@Dragon-of-Insanity-Town]

This is beautiful

[@maxthompson7107]

If I had a friend who mained Heavy, or is actively considering maining Heavy, I'd protect that friend with Engineer at all costs.

[@sandierbundle2548]

a posing heavies when friendlies aren't intimidated

[@scarletcat4735]

Fists of Steel Heavy when seeing a flamethrower pyro approaching: HAHAHAHA Pyro switched to Axtinguisher: Wait Wait Wait

[@The_Breadman]

As a Heavy Main I hate the holiday punch. 1:42 i didnt know that about the Dalokohs chocolate bar name being backwards.

[@JustARookie6810]

I want to use the Brass Beast not cause I've overanalyzed the stats and figured out it's perfect but because it looks cool and I like the colors.

[@SionBarzhado]

Honestly, at that last bit of the video with the “Meet The Heavy” snippet, I was half expecting to hear the first lines from “Meet The Cumzone.” 🤣

[@eradicatormkII2024]

as heavy, I confirmed that this is true

[@ItsTempoYT]

YES IT'S HERE! Now we just need Demoman and Pyro.

[@notlistening6499]

They even reanimated his mouth, that is so cursed!

[@uncleshagworthy]

As a heavy main, I can confirm melee duels with other heavies feel like nothing else in the world, and I mean that in the best way possible

[@gian_thestupid]

Iirc Heavy makes his own 200 dollar custom toolled cartridge out of gold coins he acquired from gambling

[@pencilsandpizza]

You are indeed correct in all of these categories

[@posakat]

I wish heavy have "press shift to run"

[@confidentielalexandre5572]

As a medic i can say that heavy and medic can destroy a server

[@hecteppp]

Yes, and the most horrifying way to do it is vaccinator + Natasha combo. It's just ridiculously strong on pubs. I got over 50-60 kills each game. True definition if guilty pleasure >:-) Being heavy main is such fun.

[@microwave15]

next up on KlassicLoL: TF2 Pyro Slander

[@vinnyandlin8510]

Can't wait for pyro slander solely for the Dragon's Fury

[@randomSlavGopnik]

As a free to play Heavy main all I can Say is SANDWICH

[@randomyoutubeenjoyer6010]

As Heavy main, we can confirm, this is true

[@adelalharbi9286]

here is a little fact: in multiplayer games or games that can have you play as multiple characters, players usually don't play as the face of the game they are playing. that is why people never play mario in mario kart and mario party, and why heavy is the least used class in the game.

[@RanLare]

0:04 As the only living Heavymain, this hurts a lot.

[@Scarletdex8299]

Holiday punch heavies finally managing to stunlock an uber couple after dying to it 10 times (totally worth it): *me*

[@denifnaf5874]

0:04 implsing they exist 😂

[@HeavyOfficialfromTF2]

I exist,tiny baby man.

[@omarcasablanca1090]

Why is the lip sync so good on the last part lol

[@Theboilledone]

IM HEAVY I DONT GET KILED BY SNI-(gets headshoted by a sniper)

[@dalas-da-bos9649]

Me using a garbage laptop and bad internet using a controller and being bad in general: pls don’t pocket me medic, just give me a heal, no Uber.

[@engagingbus7991]

Not as much slander as LazyPurple's, "How it feels to play Heavy"

[@bradyjohnson210]

As a free to play heavy main I can confirm that’s what I look like

[@KingK_Regal]

Heavy Mains when using the Iron Curtain: USSR theme concluded

[@Buzzfor1]

As a heavy main I can agree on this

[@cheesegpt]

This is hilarious

[@IhaveAknife12]

As a heavy main, this is 100% accurate.

[@IrishSturmtruppenGodBlessUSA]

As a heavy main, can confirm.

[@Glitchmouse2]

Heavy mains: (missing)

[@kerplunk_862]

Please do Demo mains man... Can't wait for that one...

[@Tuplapukki]

"actually a lot of people play heavy" Boi there's a difference between playing and maining a class

[@OnedeC529]

Nice

[@Wacky-man-skib]

he posted again

[@HeavyOfficialfromTF2]

No!Sandvich doesnt make me fat!

[@memniysquidward]

i use brass beast for offense, whats your question, soldier?

[@charbway]

i actually hate natascha so fucking much because of the damage penalty + the slowdown effect actually fucks up my tracking a little sometimes. having good tracking and awareness >>>> switching to a weapon that is unfun to use and unfun to play against

[@paper2979]

As a heavy main Youre right but it don’t matter

[@JanoschNr1]

I'm in this video and I don't like OH A SANDWICH! Num Num Num!

[@buppyboi7469]

"as a heavy main" nuh uh, quit your lying

[@charbway]

as a heavy main this is true. i actually main spy

[@Buzzfor1]

As a fact scout I can agree

[@Mike-official]

dalokohs + fist of steel=invincibility

[@AxtonTheObstagoon]

same with Dalokohs and GRU. after using GRU, swap to mini gun and then Dalokohs (so you swap out to mini gun) and it's constantly overhealing you to 350 until GRU fully wears off

[@Piece-Of-Time]

Yeah, I actually used the GRU trick

[@bossbrozork3022]

1:47 what is this from?

[@LukeTorres-r5y]

I saw your last videos about spy and I can agree I am French

[@veryheavyalan]

0:41 Any Dalokohs Bar enjoyers here?

[@Piece-Of-Time]

Sometimes when other team has many pyros

[@mariokid1040]

truly accurate

[@sniper7303]

this is a heavy slander

[@nguyendepdai122]

Heby gaming

[@Emilespartanguy]

There are iver 124 heavy mains here its not alot but its something

[@CustardDahlia]

1:41 I know Russian well, but I don’t remember that dalokosh was possible translating,I haven't found information about this anywhere

[@Iskolya.]

Далокош (Dalokohs) if spelled backwards - шоколад (Shokоlad)

[@Piece-Of-Time]

I'm native Russian, yeah, I only found it at 200 hours

[@theMadware]

Heavy is a True W+M1

[@BigBoy-fv8ms]

i am not lying

[@Berszerck]

Goodmorning

[@librarian9864]

Как русский человек заявляю: Я НЕ ЗНАЛ ЧТО ПЛИТКА ДАЛОКОШ ЭТО ШОКОЛАД НАОБОРОТ

[@TWgames2020]

Heavy mains is exist?

[@Hollow_174]

I was today yeras old when I realized далокош backwards is шоколад... Yeah, I am not very smart

[@2Mirk]

Why did you make a video about me? Are you harassing me?

[@botondzoltannagy8849]

I don't get where this no one plays heavy thing comes from.w