[TF2] TF2's Most Salty Player - Fish Bites

[@rookie2128]

11:00 ngl finding out valve was making a brand new game was kinda like finding out the father that abandonded you started a new family and made a new kid

[@SuperGamerNinja1]

Can't wait to find out in a few years that the new family becomes even more dysfunctional and broken than the previous one.

[@TJ-hg6op]

@@SuperGamerNinja1Yeah, Valve has shown they care more about tech stuff and trying to innovate, so they are creating another overwatch ripoff along with the 20 other ones. I’m sure the game will be good, but I just can’t see modern valve caring for it for more than a year, that being they actually finish and release the game.

[@TheGhostThatWas]

​@@SuperGamerNinja1 years?? id give it a few weeks to months

[@CharaGonzalez-lt7yw]

​@@TJ-hg6op if you think Deadlock is an Overwatch ripoff you have more lead poisoning than Soldier

[@maskettaman1488]

@@CharaGonzalez-lt7yw I'm here from 3 months later to confirm that Deadlock wishes it was an overwatch ripoff lmao. Right now it seems like a Paladins ripoff

[@Boldcheesecake1029]

The duality of "The medics should be healing me!" said the bad player and "Maybe the medic's shouldn't both be healing me" from the good player

[@BillHuckleOfficial]

i called t1memaster the name sl1memaster once, i find it impressive how much i pissed him off with that name

[@alexanderticonuwu7591]

It's not even all that insulting. Actually even sounds like a normal gamer tag. But if he still got heated over that, that's hilarious.

[@unfunniestman]

"slimemaster" sounds like a pretty good role to have on a D&D-esque world. Imagine commanding an endless army of weak yet rapidly replicating minions who can easily overwhelm most foes purely with number

[@BillHuckleOfficial]

@@unfunniestman unfortunately old t1memaster didnt see it that way

[@TKsh1]

Every TF2 youtuber should have his own T1memaster as the infamous supporting character who appears once in a while.

[@-AAA-147]

the vegeta to their goku

[@Dryfloorsign]

i swear for 90% of youtubers has seen the red key rage so

[@cluelessd6226]

watched on 14x speed so I can assure you this is a certified FSOAS classic

[@jc_art_]

I know this probably isnt true, but just imagining it to be true, that would make this video 1 minute and roughly 37 seconds long. Assuming it normally plays at 60 frames per second, youd be watching at a whopping 840 fps. Human voices start to become un-understandable at around 3x or 4x speed, and you crushed that with roughly 4x the understandable limit. 14 seconds of tf2 gameplay, condensed into one second, basically just becomes watching the flashing colors go by, while listening to the funny robot sounds your speakers are making. Truly splendid, and frankly the future of content we all dream of

[@VeryPeeved]

@@jc_art_ To be fair, he could be a fly. They can perceive much faster things comprehensibly than we can, which is why they've got such good reflexes.

[@deringjosuegarcia1531]

@@jc_art_ He's just built different

[@jc_art_]

I just realized now that i am describing baby sensory videos. Thats what it became, a baby sensory video lmao

[@LiterallyInternet]

Fish speedrun

[@FrySauce391]

I've ran into t1memaster twice, both times he was on the same team as me. Watching him rage in chat the whole game is such a fun treat.

[@ravingrabbits32]

same here but instead he was on the opposite team, got AUTOBALANCED BOTH TIMES to my team, and we end up kicking him because he was annoying

[@tarot3078]

Where does he play? I main medic and I get a kick out of ignoring people’s like him.

[@FrySauce391]

@@tarot3078 He plays on the popular payload maps. That's where I've seen him.

[@tarot3078]

@@FrySauce391 Thanks

[@jc_art_]

​@@FrySauce391 what time of day? (Timezones too) I like bullying people but i have a conscience, so i wanna take it out on him specifically, in a silly wacky way (friendly, no ill intent)

[@tf2warhammerdude]

1:14 Yes. Also I agree with that whole cannon to the games thing. In Fallout: A Post Nuclear Role Playing Game, ghouls were never shown to require drugs to not turn feral. They were shown to require water due to them needing you to repair their water pump, but nothing else. The concept of "feral ghouls" wasn't actually refined until Fallout 3.

[@kingfrost3132]

I got into a game with T1memaster a little while ago he was accusing our sniper of cheating because the sniper was "moving slow and still hitting every shot" when the guy was just using the classic

[@cachalotreal]

Wow, didnt know that guy was infamous. I came across him in some 24/7 2fort server and he was rambling about trans and gay people in vc

[@grfrjiglstan]

I’ve got a friend who’s only having a good time when he gets stressed out. T1memaster is probably having the time of his life as he malds.

[@callumjones9664]

I love how when time master was calling the team shit, someone on the enemy team was saying “YOU WON BOTH ROUNDS”

[@Spyachungus]

Title must be referring to famous youtuber fishstickonastick. What a salty bastard.

[@cluelessd6226]

Saltwater fish, if you will

[@jeuse5518]

Werent you the guy who dueled 'im at the start of the video?

[@SirCapyTheSecond]

Is this Theseus king of Athens?

[@Ban-zx9se]

​@jeuse5518 yeah he's a rebal regular

[@mrhat1073]

t1memaster is such a character. He was raging at me (Medic) for being terrible, meanwhile the Soldier and Demo on the team that were putting in work are kneeling before me.

[@duckers3240]

Step 1: wake up Step 2: hate on your team Step 3: open tf2 Step 4: hate on your team (again) Step 5: repeat from step 4

[@grfrjiglstan]

I love watching a weapon review from Fish, then checking the Fish Bites and finding out he was malding over mid and subpar media he’s watched the entire time. The vibe is 100% different.

[@dracory4155]

The Ghoul thing - no, it's not needed constantly. Only Ghouls that start getting symptoms of going feral need it in the show.

[@ravingrabbits32]

fish goes grumble grumble about legend of korra at 5:52

[@MistaHoward]

He's just spittin facts

[@JNun-pr8rh]

Reddit show from a hippie reddit series

[@alexrexaros9837]

If any match of TF2 had ANY stakes, I'd get it. But like, why blud?

[@hannayapelekai1628]

Tbh thats just the nature of competitive PVP games I think, it's what they do to your brain. Your brain learns that the victory sound produces dopamine, so you start always seeking that high and getting frustrated when you don't achieve it. It takes a lot of effort to shift away from that mindset

[@psykomancer4420]

What's great about the MCU is normal people get to experience the Marvel/DC comic cycle of shit, shit, shit, hey that's good, shit shit shit, hey not too bad, shit shit shit. I love it.

[@calebbraun9505]

I feel like T1memaster is the type of player who would download cheats and still not make it onto the leader board with a below average team.

[@turkishjanitor3666]

14:12 and 18:18 TF2's Most Salty Player appears

[@RimInTheInternet]

Thank you 🙏

[@LordRemiem]

2:19 I play most of the times on a randomizer class wars server that runs Upward all the time. I know the feeling far too well

[@desertdesk]

That server is awesome

[@randomguywholikesstuff6536]

I know which server you're talking about

[@LordRemiem]

Phoenix Gaming :D

[@gubbdaig1226]

they also got rid of the whole “scars of war thing” in korra and just gave ppl air bending for free

[@ShakerSilver]

I'm making a callout post on my KZbin dot com: T1MEMASTER, You got a *SMALL* strange count! It's the size of this walnut, except *WAY* smaller!

[@fojisan2398]

So here's what my strange count looks like! BOOOSH! That's right baby! All Hale's own, All unusuals, no Unremarkables! Look at that it looks like an Elite grade and a Collectors!

[@easiestcc6451]

​@@fojisan2398He shot my head so guess what I'm gonna FUCK THE EARTH! THATS RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET! MY SUPER LASER PISSSS!

[@Anonymous-cn9ow]

​@@fojisan2398 You fucked my lobby, now I'm going to fuck the game.

[@hughmann981]

Wow, one of my favorite fish bites so far. So much editing, and timemaster’s proper introduction to the fish bites lore

[@sargaa8471]

25:21 ok lazy purple got a new challenger

[@malinok4889]

No. I refuse to believe that legend of korra invented "fartbending." That is not real.

[@Atoyihrs]

The implication that Fish owed Slenderman $20 bucks is crazy.

[@rawmaw]

"(basic observation) is crazy."

[@Atoyihrs]

@@rawmaw congrats you got the joke.

[@rawmaw]

@@Atoyihrs where's the funny part?

[@Cinnamowo]

For a second I thought this was a new Vorobey's video, lol I honestly don't know if I would realise that someone is shooting at me with sticky jumper

[@zzyxxyzz5442]

look at sticky. if: looks like sticky - stock if: has few, dull spikes - Scottish if: metal lines of spikes - quickie if: no spikes - yumper (:

[@phantomsoul630]

Timemaster has to be an overwatch player Only in overwatch do I ever see people bitching and moaning about their team even when theyre winning

[@Buffalen]

Nobody tell One Pellet Kid that slugs exist

[@Cast-Carnival]

18:02 your pellets managed to outline him

[@Daedwartin2]

To be fair to the thumbnail, considering how long that fish has been on that stick? Probably IS worthless. Its likely not just completely rotten, but there isnt even flesh left on the bones to decompose anymore. And the Bones? Any fat stored in them is long gone. Hell, even the calcium is likely gone as well. And the left over ghost stuck on the stick? The ectoplasmivores have already eaten the ectoplasm. Its hologram is somehow composed of zero energy as well! Same with the stick! Its a useless fishstick on a stick! Worse, its a fishstick on a stick that is completely unable to find the point if it was directly overhead. :P

[@gwynjustice6664]

I feel an immediate kinship with you complaining about how they screwed Thor and the avatar series up. So many people just dismiss it or go “yea oh well” but naw that shits a tragedy of bad writing. Your mega based my guy have a sub

[@threadmiser4914]

This should have been titled "Objectively Correct Media Takes".

[@Frosty-ud7fv]

As someone relitvly new to this channel, i didnt know what a fish bite was. So i thought you were talking about one dude named fishbite

[@Flamma_Dreemurr]

Streaming tf2 and just chatting with live chat sounds like the best way to destress ngl

[@hamanthaa]

1:22 That's why I just pretend it isn't cannon to the games and it makes the show a whole lot better. It's like fnaf, you just ignore everything that steel wool ever did

[@77Zenin77]

1:27 I personally think that what they did in the fallout show, you know, with the ghuls needing some kind of medicine, i think its actually fun think. it could explain why some ghuls go feral and some dont. instead of it beying just random

[@bradenhagen7977]

Instead of Cancer it's diabetes.

[@tuckman6958]

The way I interpreted it was that the ghouls could take a drug to reduce their radiation level similar to RadAway since ghouls go feral faster with increased radiation intake.

[@Deimos001]

The comment on 4:07 about the Thor character,is that in Ragnarok they didn't pander as much as love and thunder,this is why Ragnarok was loved by all the fans.

[@buket.mp4]

T1memaster one time when I was playing with him tried to kick a new player who was playing medic and couldn't comunicate, he was so fucking salty when we didn't and then started calling us hackers once he got autobalanced. He's like a unmonitored 7 year old that had gotten whatever he wants and is now being denied of something.

[@RandomFurry07]

Bro is an MVM high tour ass But without the skill

[@DannyCheezits]

Oh my god t1memaster is insane. He does the same shit when i get in games with him and he rageswitches after every death

[@theclown2257]

You know how some people say "ez" after losing. T1memaster is the opposite of that

[@etrangray-mane8610]

This is probably my favorite video of yours simply because it feels like I'm in a Discord VC with a friend.

[@bluven508blaze3]

Team won 2 rounds on Payload T1memaster: this team is garbage, this medic is bad *mf isnt even on the scoreboard or remotely did anything to contribute

[@Envy1359]

As if that T1memaster guy just wants to be toxic for no reason...

[@awfulusername1465]

I actually really liked the fallout show. The lore has been a mess since fallout 2, still a good mess but a mess.

[@Satherian]

It's just easier to take each game and the show as being inspired by the previous stuff Like how the Last of Us show didn't follow the canon of the game 100%

[@EarthlyOdin]

​@Satherian Feels like at that point the games shouldn't be taking place in the same universe if they don't follow the story or lore of the previous one

[@tessfairfield6435]

Apart from the newest GOTG, the only other recent marvel movie I liked was multiverse of madness purely cause it was directed by Sam Raimi

[@mastery_egg7071]

0:57 This is how I interacted with spies when i started playing tf2.

[@sansalphawolf3293]

14:44 SO THATS WHY I GET KICKED FOR "BEING IDLE" WHILE PUSHING IN WITH AN UBER Sorry for the caps it happed way to fucking often for me to not rage at it

[@XnerzTheNerd]

They call me the one shot kid

[@deringjosuegarcia1531]

Wait a minute, this isn't Vorobey

[@Anonymouthful]

Bethesda Fallouts are best described as fanfiction by an old guy who accidentally turned up at their offices and was told to start writing down whatever he could come up with while reading the Wikipedia article of the original games. They wipe their ass with the lore and could not give a single fuck what any fan who doesnt worship the ground they walk on says.

[@TheOneWhoReportsForDuty]

ENDGAME WAS IN 6 YEARS AGO?! Christ, it feels like it should be longer then that with how much bad stuff they've put out between then and now.

[@Cinnamowo]

I love how T1memaster just keeps on reappearing on your channel. Makes me sad that I live in a completely different part of the world and so will probably never run into this clown

[@savarin_yt]

I mean the guy is clearly doing some sort of character. it does get old pretty quick tho.

[@chazzybara]

:o fsoas upload :0 its a fish bites :O ITS GOT TIMEMASTER

[@gagamer7251]

7:20 i've never seen Korra, but i'm honestly also a bit shocked there aren't guns, especially with the advances weapons we see the fire nation use in ATLA that only get more powerful in Korra. Also, consider that gunpowder is extremely old, dating back to 850 AD China, hundreds of years before the gunpowder revolution hit europe.

[@Zachary-cf8cq]

Nice intro! Aquatic ambience from Donkey Kong Country is truly one of the best songs in video game pop culture.

[@SlNlSTERCAT]

Isn't metal bending just manipulating the impurities of metal that contain earth? Wouldn't that mean that instead of mass producing platinum, someone just makes really good steel and it works just the same?

[@seaweeb2258]

Despite watching the shows, I don't remember the bit about "impurities" being part of the metal bending. I just thought that metal is just a more pure form of earth, like lightning is a more pure form of fire. So the impurities thing is new and doesn't make much sense, while also making sense too. On a technicality, you can purify most metals of contaminants. Same for alloys like bronze. While you could get %100 pure, realistically it's going to be %99.99 pure. So why platinum? Gold, lead, bismuth, AND mercury are denser than platinum, so the purification of them would be similar/easier.....and Toph obviously could bend mercury, so what's this platinum business? Chromium would make more sense, and so would silver if it had to do with some other property it holds to make it non bendable. But I do disagree with him on Korra's setting. For it to go from the Last Airbender era to early-mid industrial revolution was a bit fast, but I really liked the concepts.....too bad they never followed up on Sokka's "fake firebending"......which would have been black powder.....so firearms were indeed a possibility. But It's nickelodeon, and they hated anything that wasn't SpongeBob.......and if firearms were introduced, the non benders (which includes our main man Sokka) would actually have something to equal the playing field, thus having a form of resolve for the issues for the very first episode. A little rant, but it's a valid one if they were going to make it so similar to our timeline...... They had cars so firearms obviously would have been there otherwise. Korra did kind of mess up the lore, but I blame Nickelodeon for that one. That team should have went to another network. Didn't have enough FEET i guess😂.

[@Hisu0]

10:03 - if it's stupid, but it works, it's not stupid.

[@01eksii]

If it wasn't for fishbites title, I would think that timemaster got his own episode, like a review of interesting character study

[@cheezemonkeyeater]

Spider-Man 3 was the canary in the coal mine for me on the MCU. Sure, people liked it, but it was just trying to capitalize on the success of Into The Spider-Verse by doing the same thing. When Disney is playing catch-up to Sony, of all companies, something is going wrong.

[@rainbowfrog1239]

You know it's funny that I only see this video now, because just a couple days ago, I encountered a particularly salty soldier on the same map as you who was mad that I didn't heal him one time or something. He tries to votekick me for it, complains when it fails, then leaves. He was so sure we wouldn't win because of the "incompetent medic" (I was topscoring and has the highest ks). We won less than 2 minutes later. He was near the bottom of the scoreboard.

[@mrpopcornman3410]

I love it when people insult their medic, like that will get him to heal them more.

[@BIL9000]

we need timemaster bingo cards

[@Anty_Praza]

Seeing your channel name I was scared that nickname would be something like MrFish.

[@RickJaeger]

Bro's favorite game is _Complaining-About-His-Team Fortress 2._

[@reagansido5823]

Somehow I thought it would be someone other then timemaster. Foolish I know.

[@JohnsonFisher]

I love fish nuggets way more than fish bites personally

[@anthonyoliver418]

The fart bending got me rolling

[@femcelfunhouse]

t1memaster is my favorite LA server cryptid, always makes me happy to see him

[@logjamstudios1963]

I remember that stream. It was alot of fun, especially with time master bein all dumb. Great killstreak btw. Cool to see this recap.

[@triplemonster9429]

The fallout ghoul thing is actually referenced in Nuka World. However, I believe the TV show is an alternate timeline from the games. Could be wrong.

[@leo01010]

T1memaster is Fsoas' iconic sidekick

[@Zyquux]

RE: Azula I think thats the point if her and Zuko's characters. She's jealous that Zuko is the first born and heir to the throne so sje dedicates herself to mastering fire and lightning bending to prove shes the better heir. Zuko feels inadequate compared to Azula's natural talent and is made to feel ashamed of his weakness. Ozai deliberately pitted them against each other to force them to prove themselves to him.

[@casualbird7671]

This is a lovely podcast installment

[@victoriousagain7226]

11:20 THAT'S ME!!!!! 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

[@victoriousagain7226]

I thought I recognized that scout load out when I was playing ngl

[@casualsleepingdragon8501]

Hey had full on cannons in the last air bender (it's mounted on an airship during they day of black sun iirc) and I'd say a gun is far more dangerous than just fire so it makes no sense that the fir nation wouldn't miniaturize the tech to give there at least the non-benders if not the fire benders too

[@naka1644]

better idea: instead of 'one pellet kid' what about 'one pellet paul'?

[@DugdoesDigging]

man, Kojima VS Todd, why did I never think about it before?

[@failurefiend]

regarding the fallout show, we don't have enough info on ghoulification within the show's universe. My presumption is that the chem is for ghouls who are already becoming feral, and the chem prevents that feralizing process from continuing. Ghouls who aren't already becoming feral don't need the chem, not yet anyway. That's just my theory though, season 2 will likely give us a more definitive answer. Think of it like a fictional drug that extends human lives. Not everyone would need it to keep living, but people near the end of their natural lives would, and anyone already extending their lives would REALLY need it

[@ianfinrir8724]

And to be fair, it wasn't until Fallout 3 that there was a difference between Ghouls and Feral Ghouls.

[@badasscrusader]

I still await the dedicated korra video

[@Red-mg4ro]

I think I ran into like 16 Timemas in the last, like, week alone.

[@TheGhostThatWas]

seeing the krit guillotine get a kill brings back memories 🥲

[@martinp1054]

What are you? A president of his fan club?

[@adrianwoods2752]

alternate title: TF2's Least Salty Player

[@cheezkid2689]

i liked the part where he complains about the fallout show doing something different with the lore, ignoring the fact that different writers have different interpretations of the lore so naturally different parts of a series will be different, also ignoring the fact that different ghouls likely have different conditions which means some won't need the drug to stay sane while others will. banger video though, it's always so fun watching people get so horrendously mad at team fortress 2. also, it's truly mind-boggling just how bad Love and Thunder was when the same guy directed Jojo Rabbit, which was genuinely fantastic. marvel's been dogshit for 6 years now but at least shang-chi was pretty good and multiverse of madness felt like an evil dead movie so as an evil dead fan i liked it a fair bit

[@Austinuztantine]

Based Fish failout show take

[@Nananki]

Lol, I just played with this loser t1memaster. He was raging, for minutes, because he wasn't the solo focus of the medics. He got kicked for being insufferable. Hilarious to see him again here.

[@muhnaym4189]

I’ve played medic in games with T1memaster before and he wants the medic to heal him and only him

[@snubsthestarnosedmole8731]

WOW I did not know about the Clymene dolphin until you mentioned it! That is hard to do since I have been obsessed with learning about animals for my entire (18 year) life. Where did you learn about it? I admire your knowledge on animals and I love hearing what you have to say about them. I am aspiring to be a zoologist and it is cool seeing other types of KZbinrs outside of the educational side know so much about our natural world. Hope you have a great day!

[@lusca999]

we just dont hate love and thunder enough

[@Anonymous-cn9ow]

T1memaster is a name that sounds familiar before I started watching this channel... I'm not sure if I'd encountered the master before.

[@zonalafon]

Agree ,new Avatar Netflix is TRASH

[@BloodyN1nja]

Idk, I may just be easy to please, but I have yet to see anything MCU that I didn't enjoy in some form or another

[@theghosttm8245]

Same. The worst I can think of isn’t super duper ultra bad but just OK. Doesn’t help that there are those who make something alright look bad. Like a 6 or a 7 out of 10 and then they make it look like a 2 or 3. Hoping Moon Knight gets a S2

[@BloodyN1nja]

@@theghosttm8245 People have way too high expectations

[@theghosttm8245]

@@BloodyN1nja ya Would it be nice for every movie to be like Endgame ? Yes. Is that a realistic expectation? No.

[@shogunofpie8303]

@@theghosttm8245 Endgame was also shit. Ya'll just have rock bottom expectations. Endgame is one of those movies that's good only if you watch clips on youtube. When viewed in context of itself or anything before or God forbid after its awful.

[@sharkbyte1565]

"thank you slenderman....wait i thought i was supposed to give you 20 dollars" if anyone else got that joke congrats on being cultured

[@joshuaminton7583]

That maybe his best demo man gameplay

[@1225polarexpress]

16:52 I’ve came across t1memaster and he is always complaining and salty. Not once did I see him say something positive.

[@kreeder6852]

The Thor thing is so real, I hated how he got his eye back. It removed the physical consequences of his action. ALSO THE EYEPATCH IS SO COOL! Also for Spider-Man I have a hot take: it took him something like 6 movies to finally become independent, and that was way too long.

[@StoryTeller796]

17:59 This clip looks very familiar.

[@Randomusername292]

never been on same team as timemaster let alone same game. seems fun