They'd rather have a spinbot than an essentially afk medic. TF2 in a nutshell.
@asadi14510 ай бұрын
atleast the spin bot is helping them win lmao
@Greengam-nk4vk7 ай бұрын
Hey if they cant read,then they should go and fight the spin bots by themselves.
@Demomanflower4 ай бұрын
Is funny worse than bad?@@asadi145
@mochalavender9398Ай бұрын
I dont get why people take tf2 so seriously to the level of kicking friendlies and gimmicks in order to win
@DemomanflowerАй бұрын
@@asadi145 you support spin bots than?
@Ix99oblivion10 ай бұрын
Its the players faults by lacking reading comprehension...
@Palpatine24810 ай бұрын
They should of read the fine print when they hired this medic
@aliflubis145210 ай бұрын
Facts my brother
@Mr.SystemError10 ай бұрын
True
@maximem76008 ай бұрын
It's cannon that some of the mercenaries can't read.
@memesmemes31437 ай бұрын
@@maximem7600 scout
@T-01-31-ALEPH10 ай бұрын
Okay but the coffee machine part (4:42 - 5:48) is legendary
@Zero_XTZ510 ай бұрын
I love how they all just schaudenfreuded at the same time
@iamdespy10 ай бұрын
ya’ll know the coords back to the portal?
@nonproductiveproduction10 ай бұрын
The soldier knew someone had to end the unhelpfulness
@TossMesh10 ай бұрын
@@iamdespywhat
@Clovernoris10 ай бұрын
@@iamdespy its up your ass
@tabley187310 ай бұрын
The fact the blue team came to check out the coffee maker LMAOO
@trollos10 ай бұрын
this reminds me of a duo i once saw on a 2fort server they had the overdose, quickfix, and the vitasaw they uberchained each other and were named "crack" and "meth" from memory whenever you called for medic, they would both turn to you and shoot you with one syringe each before returning to their antics
@IrrationalDelusion2 ай бұрын
The legend lives on.
@under32characters27 күн бұрын
trollos
@Gardeningismypassion83310 ай бұрын
Doctors when you didn’t pay 10000000$ for one medicine
@Chimpin_10 ай бұрын
for one pill*
@gianlucamattos868410 ай бұрын
I blame Obama for this
@RedPoisonDragon8 ай бұрын
@@gianlucamattos8684Obamanomicon
@memesmemes31437 ай бұрын
@@gianlucamattos8684 yes
@memesmemes31437 ай бұрын
@@gianlucamattos8684 true
@mrkiiprototype293810 ай бұрын
Played with a dude named suborn medic, he had an objector that said on strike and started healing after someone gave him a spy taunt.
@tartipouss7 ай бұрын
Unions strike at full power !
@foxadm8 ай бұрын
"our medic is the peak of human evolution" 😭
@yunggatsbyАй бұрын
and we are just capybarnia...
@mocksuxker6910 ай бұрын
as a medic main, this brings me uncontrollable joy and satisfaction
@mars_lols10 ай бұрын
For a second there I thought you were Christopher moon lol
@ocaradasmaoladobokunohero10 ай бұрын
@@mars_lols Same lol
@sykens58710 ай бұрын
As a medic main this goes against every fiber in my body
@AnniehaterАй бұрын
pfp checks out, medic mains be breedable mfs(im mfs😭)
@milokiss827610 ай бұрын
There’s so many great ideas. Unhelpful heavy? Just keep revving and eating. Unhelpful demoman? Put stickies around your own spawn. Unhelpful spy? Play spy.
@AkiGrac10 ай бұрын
Oh right spy has a gun too
@HobkinBoi3 ай бұрын
@@AkiGrac Almost no spy uses the gun so it still counts
@Spy-from-the-hitgame-tf23 ай бұрын
Hey thats not fair
@--cob--3 ай бұрын
@@HobkinBoi SPY HAS A GUN. - cool spy main youtuber
@cameronballz61542 ай бұрын
The unhelpful Spy disguises as his own team and pretends to contribute
@scotto21010 ай бұрын
I main medic, this causes me both physical pain and makes me laugh uncontrollably
@DrBright55587 ай бұрын
You might be even more deranged than me, and I'm a spy main.
@dogdillon27 ай бұрын
You are clinically insane. Source: I have 483k medic hours.
@Oren_is_tired3 ай бұрын
@@dogdillon2how the hell are you still sane
@nicholasmartin51672 ай бұрын
@@dogdillon2483000 hours?
@yaelantoniogarciaperez98682 ай бұрын
No@@dogdillon2
@mistyleo10 ай бұрын
tf2 is the only game where you can literally throw the game, but people will support or even mess around with you. like undercharge, I think we forget how rare and awesome that is. the sense of humor we can have is so diverse, i love this community
@pl_onАй бұрын
How bout Mordhau?
@BunoBunArt4 ай бұрын
The people that try and kick the unhelpful medic have no joy
@delfix9993 ай бұрын
or they're those annoying tryhards who play the game too seriously
@joaquinvideo29592 ай бұрын
@@delfix999Same difference?
@BunnyFu-Fu10 ай бұрын
YOUR "UNHELPFUL" VIDEOS ARE A BIG PART OF WHAT GOT ME INTO TF2 I LOVE THIS I MAIN MEDIC THANK YOU SO MUCH
@guyonabus7 ай бұрын
my favourite way of playing unhelpful engineer is emptying my sentries entire mag out with the wrangler, and then have it completely do nothing to do the enemy team
@Pudding40410 ай бұрын
Everyone has different ways of having fun in tf2. 5:20. These guys get it, lol.
@yaramudriy963610 ай бұрын
The potential is great, unhelpful demo drunk walking and “accidentally” exploding with his own stickies, pyro who only plays guitar and throws gas at teammates 🤩
@cadergator10 ай бұрын
Ah a fellow unhelpful medic! Sometime you gotta give "medic on strike" a shot with an objector strike sign
@Gust_The_Man10 ай бұрын
We need the unhelpfull Heavy where you dont attack anyone, just fooling around and when someone needs a medic, you dont give em the sandvich
@thatgreenspyguy10 ай бұрын
Gotta eat the sandvich in front of em when they ask for it
@Gust_The_Man10 ай бұрын
@@thatgreenspyguy i was about to comment that but im too lazy to edit it
@Somerandomguy27637 ай бұрын
I think that's called a Hoovie
@ChimparoncitoTF10 ай бұрын
Im loving this sequel, I wonder what'll be next 👀
@MildlyMoronicPerson10 ай бұрын
Hi Chimp :)
@dhermaj10 ай бұрын
hey chimp, i completely forgot to say thank you for the hats you gave me, i was so excited after getting them so... Thank you! :) This makes me so happy as a F2P that was playing for 3 years as of now. I hope you live the best life, and again, thanks for making tons of F2Ps happy!
@theangrypotato2.03110 ай бұрын
@@godofwar3834so just spy gameplay?
@catonawatermelon810 ай бұрын
@@theangrypotato2.031friendly spy jumpscaring
@power_000710 ай бұрын
Stolen : Unhelpful Heavy. Rev only but don't fire.
@HandsomeYoungSir10 ай бұрын
Now we need unhelpful spy, just tries to backstab their team as disguise as their team while doing goofy stuff
@jameshall40110 ай бұрын
Dude your "unhelpful ----" series is actually the best
@HellhumperE7ZJ7 ай бұрын
As a Battle Medic, Im just happy to see another Green [INSERT TF2 CLASS]
@hashtags_YT10 ай бұрын
1:01 For but a brief moment, the accursed Unhelpful Medic experienced terminal lucidity. The realization of his prolonged existence being no more than a mockery of life had terrified him, but the sudden truth that he was to return to that state left him paralyzed for what little time he had remaining. The lobotomy, fueled by his final moments of sanity, unleashed one final cry of hatred in the shape of a thousand arrows.
@gamerguy69425 ай бұрын
Players after realizing the unhelpful medic is unhelpful: 🤯
@ReKirzyz10 ай бұрын
Do "Unhelpful Hoovy" next, just eat a buffalo steak sandvich in front of them when they ask you for one.
@thatgreenspyguy10 ай бұрын
Maaaybe
@ReKirzyz10 ай бұрын
@@thatgreenspyguy In case you do it, the dalokhos bar would also work
@Nepter824810 ай бұрын
But an unhepful Hoovy would do things that Hoovies usually don't do. So, instead of eating sandwiches and crouchwalking everywhere, he'd be a platinum level MLG MGE turbo-hyper Level 99 grandmaster Heavy. Or maybe he'd just try eating his shotgun and accidentally blow his own head off.
@samuelflipaclip741510 ай бұрын
Didn’t someone else do this?
@ReKirzyz10 ай бұрын
@@samuelflipaclip7415 I don't think so, maybe Vorobey on that "The friendly everyone hated"? But he had the regular sandvich so he couldn't waste it
@Amvod10 ай бұрын
You are an inspiration for all of us medic mains. :)
@skiddly92355 ай бұрын
next up should be "unhelpful scout" where you use the baby face blaster to pretend to be a spy and then laugh at your teammates.
@astralux_abandoned109910 ай бұрын
i love when people on the enemy team play along with the bit
@D-S-G.10 ай бұрын
The amount of ways you can not play the game and still have fun in tf2 is insane
@isolatedegg323410 ай бұрын
Unhelpful Scout: Use the wrap assassin on yourself, stand near a medkit, and then steal it when someone tries to heal
@justaboringperson10 ай бұрын
thats just regular scout gameplay
@TheAnimBros10 ай бұрын
@@justaboringpersontrue
@memesmemes31437 ай бұрын
@@justaboringperson yup
@memesmemes31437 ай бұрын
boston basher
@Secret0zv10 ай бұрын
Do one with a friend, like "unhelpful Medics." I think it would be funny to watch twice as many people throw.
@phantomhunt359410 ай бұрын
We've had Unhelpful Engineer and now Unhelpful Medic. who knows what could be next. you got possibly demo with unhelpful sticky traps and the literal drunk demo taunt and then you got heavy, but lets be honest all you need is a sandvich and just not right click, instead left clicking near low hp allies or just classic hoovy stuff. just the sheer possibilities could be endless.
@WalnutBun8 ай бұрын
Walking into walls, aiming randomly and firing the Syringe Gun, healing a player for a split second before immediately leaving to do something else - this really seems like "Twitch Plays Medic"
@astonquintanilla930110 ай бұрын
You should try playing as a scout who steals ammo and health packs from your teammates.
@tairhan5210 ай бұрын
so just average scout gameplay
@thatgreenspyguy10 ай бұрын
Literally average scout lmfao
@TJ-hg6op10 ай бұрын
@@thatgreenspyguyhelpful scout
@c0cknballt0rture1010 ай бұрын
@@thatgreenspyguyhelpful scout, where you do the exact opposite
@purplenanite10 ай бұрын
boston basher, but only use it when you are on top of a health pack and a teammate is trying to use it
@Tearcarlog10 ай бұрын
This is absolutely horrendous. You’re more evil than Sauron
@Idkwhatiam10 ай бұрын
Unhelpful medic + Can shoot + can heal + can taunt or drink some coffee + can killbind + can drive ambulance - Can't kill - Will die alot - Blind (or just shooting syringes at walls by random or trying to heal team with syringes) - won't win matches(or only rarely) - Refuses to heal teammates - SyRiNgE GuN nOt HeAl?!?! - people lack reading the name of medic - really wants to chill around or just drink a coffee - coffee addict - 50% chance to be kicked - 50% to be annoying and wasteful - Very unhelpful indeed - Heavy mains hate them
@SimplyAWhiteSquare10 ай бұрын
As a medic main, this is amazing, correct way to play medic
@guyonabus7 ай бұрын
we NEED an unhelpful engineer 2
@delfix9993 ай бұрын
Unhelpful Spy: stand in one spot with the Boxtrot taunt (or Cloak and Dagger if you die too much) for the entire match doing the "Spy!" voice command occasionally Unhelpful Sniper: Jarate your teammates and miss shots on purpose
@BANANNANACAT5 ай бұрын
10:05 "Hey why are you trying to kick this guy, he didn't do anything wrong :(" Most hateful TF2 Player (i love you, DanielAckerman451)
@greenboi21832 ай бұрын
Unhelpful heavy: When another player needs sandwich, eat it in front of them and laugh at them.
@thatgreenspyguy2 ай бұрын
Too evil
@Guineapigmann2 ай бұрын
At 3:37 I like how they get a third medic since one medic is essentially afk and now they really only have two medics
@sirsigmondsamnson70085 ай бұрын
For coincidence I also tought at the beggining that the "syringe" gun could heal allies, I shouldnt have doubted my inner child when he said needles are evil.
@userofdainternaat665310 ай бұрын
Amazing as usual, I imagine you can do "Unhelpful Heavy" using Friendly cosmetics and just eating food infront of low HP teammates. Keep it up!
@archsteel710 ай бұрын
You ‘oughtta do one where you play as “unhelpful scout” and just use bonk to run around stealing medpacks before teammates can reach them
@icel8828Ай бұрын
Honestly, that coffee maker part was useful, you distracted their heavy and medic making the defense easier
@thatgreenspyguyАй бұрын
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
@icel8828Ай бұрын
@@thatgreenspyguy next time, stick to shooting your teammates instead of distracting the enemy
@СНІМР7 ай бұрын
when i first started playing TF2, i thought the syringe gun could heal teammates.
@thatgreenspyguy7 ай бұрын
SAME HAHA
@Blaze00XD2 ай бұрын
We need *Unhelpful Heavy* now, just do your normal shenanigans like taunting or doing stuff that as the name suggests doesn’t help your team, but the catch is when people need healing and ask you for it pull out the sandvich and eat it in front of them and then say something along the lines of “what? I’m hungry!”
@isakandre10 ай бұрын
OMG FINALY YEEEESSSSSSS I’ve waited 5 long long months for this
@melomelon310 ай бұрын
0:52 *proceeds to orbit around you*
@blueeyeddragon646610 ай бұрын
You can achieve the same unhelpful medic status by just playing battle medic
@thatgreenspyguy10 ай бұрын
True, though at least battle medic might maybe get a kill or two
@blueeyeddragon646610 ай бұрын
I see your point there
@Pathetic_Pers23 күн бұрын
Technically this is how Medic should be played since he doesn't have a medical license
@thatgreenspyguy22 күн бұрын
Very fair point
@BurgerFred12 ай бұрын
Reminds me of the time I pubbed as a medic named "American Healthcare" and only used the overdose.
@CrazedBot378 ай бұрын
Wait until next episode in the series, Unhelpful Spy (A.K.A The Triple Agent). This could be as simple as friendly spy, or if you're feeling really devious, an example of self-sabotage could be a red Spy telling his blue "teammates" of a nearby disgused red Spy, it could be warning them of an incoming push, giving away plans given via voice chat or team-specific text chat, etc.
@astonquintanilla930110 ай бұрын
I love the coffee clip. You should turn that into a short.
@Duckthief2294 ай бұрын
I once saw a guy named "Unhelpful Scout" on Upward, he just gazed into the abyss with Sandman in hand. That didn't happen to be you?
@thatgreenspyguy4 ай бұрын
Nope lmfaoooooo I've heard many stories of people taking information from my videos, this is another case haha
@greenboi21832 ай бұрын
Sniper blocker: fat heavy that blocks ally snipers
@RoyalYoung811 күн бұрын
This is just the average pub Medic when you're playing anything but Heavy
@chris135x10 ай бұрын
As a medic main, I'll sometimes heal a teammate, charge in with and then run away so I don't heal them.
@AndrewCreatez6 ай бұрын
The Unhelpful Soldier: -Try fighting with the Rocket Jumper -Fill the Banner/Backup/Concheror but never activate it -Use the Equalizer (oh wait you cant fill the banners without damage lol)
@gneu1527Ай бұрын
Be unhelpful demoman: shoot stickies at random places. Be unhelpful spy: never use cloak and walk around with a sapper.
@Nictrain12310 ай бұрын
You can call yourself “Doctor No”! 😂
@weirdtwinkie1035 ай бұрын
If you were any other class no one would have really complained
@thatgreenspyguy5 ай бұрын
See: "Unhelpful Engineer" (Even more people complained there, at least how I remember it)
@pyrotechnic3s10 ай бұрын
as a medic main i am proud to say i play slightly better then this
@dylanjackson732518 күн бұрын
unhelpful heavy. call medic during startup, and waste his ubercharge by intentionally missing all the shots
@thatgreenspyguy17 күн бұрын
That's.... evil
@greenboi21832 ай бұрын
Unhelpful sniper: throws Jarate at his teammates and laughs at them. Specifically ignores burning players.
@SpySussy113810 ай бұрын
I need more of these types of videos 😭😭
@memesmemes31437 ай бұрын
yes
@leomassafm1608 ай бұрын
Sometimes I like to play as the unhelpful pyro. I taunt at burning teammates instead of extinguishing them, ignore spies, "forget" to spycheck, airblast enemies towards my team, equip the Homewrecker but refuse to remove sappers, etc.
@Christoff07010 ай бұрын
Sometimes I play battle med, get more points than half my team just shooting arrow
@NP7_165 ай бұрын
I really love Your sense of humour
@thatgreenspyguy5 ай бұрын
Thank you :)
@parkers325010 ай бұрын
I went as wall puncher once and just kept hitting walls
@stunt-10 ай бұрын
You know the TF2 community is starving for new content when dying nonstop is considered as "trolling"
@ReKirzyz10 ай бұрын
Buddy, you got the heart of shame... How can you take everything so seriously when your life is a joke?
@HayabusaCrimsonShadow10 ай бұрын
Did someone piss in your coffee?
@catonawatermelon810 ай бұрын
@@HayabusaCrimsonShadowsniper did
@xeromachinimas9 ай бұрын
I mean technically he's bringing his teammates down with him
@TeamFortressClassic10 ай бұрын
The sequel we never knew we needed
@mannco94582 ай бұрын
Medic is on his mandatory union break stop bothering him
@ThatRedCubeGuy2 ай бұрын
S tier gameplay. Great learning experience. Would recommend
@fallenking271910 ай бұрын
I legit used to think syringe gun healed before untill i discovered its ass ( which wasnt long )
@just_4getАй бұрын
This is how medic lost his medical license
@thehunt3rs_5 ай бұрын
My average medic gameplay:
@khromyakvsevolod366410 ай бұрын
When you are goofing around with any other class - the chances of you being kicked are minimal, but as soon as you do so much as even just try an unconventional loadout - you are suddenly the worst person ever.
@fausthope18508 ай бұрын
*i love this- it also seems like you're having fun with it too. *imagine finding out what every class does that are "unhelpful" lol- *it's a gamble of seeing if you get kicked though- but yeah, it's cool to see the reactions here in the vid.
@pipsisisilklklkl624010 ай бұрын
Unhelpful spy.
@sahilhossian82125 ай бұрын
Lore of [TF2] Unhelpful Medic momentum 100
@togler_8 ай бұрын
unhelpful medic was too useful
@arandomsystemglitch23983 ай бұрын
Always so fun when they kick ya in these unhelpfuls cause well in pretty much any map you dont need the entire team to win
@DrBright55587 ай бұрын
I know the comment that inspired this video, and it's just as good as I thought.
@Idkwhattoput522919 күн бұрын
8:54 the medic has breached our defenses
@The_Grapey9 ай бұрын
Bro is the literally the DamashiDX friendly but dumb medic and I love it
@sand530510 ай бұрын
Ironically enough you helped hy distracting the enemy team multiple times
@thatgreenspyguy10 ай бұрын
I have failed
@GordonFreeman4203 ай бұрын
Of course the sniper was the one votekicking
@elka19215Ай бұрын
now i want to see the unhelpful heavy
@razztastic10 ай бұрын
I don't often give up and coming TF2bers a chance but you're a pretty wacky guy :)
@thatgreenspyguy10 ай бұрын
:))
@MetaKaios10 ай бұрын
I had to go back and replay 1:32, lmao At 2:40, it'd be funnier if you were actually healing him (and nobody else) while getting in the way. And whenever someone nearby calls for Medic, I'd just say "Yes!" ("That's me. Good job on identifying my class.") and stare at them like I'm waiting for them to tell me why they called me over. It beats shooting syringes at a wall, though. That's more like something that Lobotomy would do. Supy is a bro.
@Nah-t8t10 ай бұрын
I read it at as 'syringe gun not halal?' in the thumbnail.
@thatgreenspyguy10 ай бұрын
HAHA
@WanderSeth10 ай бұрын
So *this* explains this trend I’ve been seeing of medics doing nothing and me having to pick up the slack