TF2: WTF Are We Talking About!? [Jerma and STAR_]

[@oldstoffire]

3:18 If you bodyshot, a byeah just sits on your computer until it breaks.

[@MM-vs2et]

I just realized what you said, and 40 macedemians just got out of my stomach from laughter

[@ethanpuckett9081]

@@MM-vs2et I was wondering what 40 Macedonians were doing in your stomach but then I realized my error

[@CaptainParallax]

it makes me unreasonably happy that people have made commenting here a ritual every Dec 25, even 10 years on from the original upload i mean uhh ummm uhhhh yo merry christmas

[@abscond]

Yo, merry christmas

[@jamesmccollum6181]

Thats pretty festive and shit

[@SperaticRanting]

Quite festive indeed.

[@johndowney8421]

Merry Christmas

[@isaac_shitbrain]

Yo, merry christmas. AGAIN!

[@idot3331]

And then I diarrhoea everywhere.

[@HanZhang]

I was looking for this video and I forgot the name of it. So I searched up "Jerma Diarrhea" and this was the first video

[@spaghettivase4808]

2 years later, I did the same thing

[@maskeddadledingo9627]

Me too

[@TheDatpussy]

Han Zhang OMFG 😂😂😂😂👌

[@ProsNBros]

ME TOO

[@spaghettioverlord3247]

Yo Merry Christmas.

[@Meteorite_Shower]

"The Spy's just like, a big square." Box Trot predicted.

[@kinou9392]

Lol

[@thehexbugofwater]

8spoopy10me

[@gogo-qz3vt]

I mean......steer predicted the ducks......so I guess it makes sense that Herman predicted box trot

[@gogo-qz3vt]

+Weeaboo AnimeFan ster jerma fuck autocorrect

[@zoeybryant5840]

+Weeaboo AnimeFan I prefer Steer_ and Herman985

[@boneld5454]

How do I scope in as Australian Long Shoot Man? How do I blow air as Hazmat Suit Guy? How do I disguise as Fat Gun Man as European Business Man? How do I Super Jump as Rocket Shooter Gun Man?

[@polypay_]

Type unbindall in the console

[@58rocKsErt1]

I sell mountain dew and mountain dew accessories Then why does he say Australia?

[@58rocKsErt1]

Lol "The lost country of New Zealand" so true.

[@daniel-oy1bd]

how do i unlock jarred karate for long distance shooter lol

[@boneld5454]

RED Spy haha

[@jaycardoTF]

5:19 It's that time of YEAR AGAIN

[@Eagle101-online]

"And then I diarrhea"-jerma985. That was of course before the plague hit.

[@PurpleNecromancer-10]

But that was before yo, merry christmas.

[@ammarkaric7079]

Those two comments were 100% cringe

[@dylanp629]

+immanerd178 THERE'S DIARRHEA IN THE BOX!!

[@Andrew-se9dg]

Well, he is vewy jermful

[@nofreezepeach3959]

TheEagle I'm almost 100% sure thats when the plague hit.

[@ccecereal]

its that time of the year again yo, merry christmas

[@Crimp476]

Always is, Yo, Merry Christmas!

[@sweetgenius933]

1:08 somehow jerma predicted the future

[@C.A._Old]

Ah man masterpiece times.

[@christopherm4739]

Wait what? What happened?

[@petergriffinatethegenevaco8777]

​@@christopherm4739 general copyright bullshit thats been happening for years now, nothing specific

[@christopherm4739]

@petergriffinatethegenevaco8777 oh I see.

[@rawmaw]

AA EE OO

[@legalizerape8584]

if you taunt kill, you receive free keys and if you died while taunting it automatically uninstalls local content

[@arbycool5214]

People would farm taunt kills with their friends and break the economy

[@zquasshy5035]

suuure xD

[@tadasrimke]

arbycool52 How about the you dont get keys if the person is on your friends list?

[@REva7057]

MrMe Disaster Unadd them.

[@KingKFool-kp9ts]

Dude, that wouldn't do anything, TF2 has like no local content.

[@Nighty-N]

3:40 Jerma predicted that one-shot rocket in Randomizer.

[@midoriyee]

Yea the one man army

[@jamescampbell2353]

You mean the army of one

[@Nighty-N]

James Campbell Yup!

[@jamescampbell2353]

+Enragement Child I apologize in advance but show me your moves!

[@Nighty-N]

James Campbell I can liberty garden.

[@king57339]

You know it's a legendary video when it's 8 years old and the comments are recent.

[@Stormghetti]

3:18 "Oh, bodyshot. HHMMMMMM-HMMM" -Jerma, 2013. Fucking love that one.

[@franciscomon2457]

This may sound strange but I've made it a tradition to watch this video every New Year's Eve. I can't explain, but it just has such a wholesome "ending the year on a positive note" kind of vibe to it.

[@loganreads90]

This video turns eight years old this month. In that time, I graduated both high school and college. Man, how does time fly?

[@C.A._Old]

Ah man masterpiece times.

[@VerbDoesStuff]

10 years.

[@mistywaterflower6065]

@@VerbDoesStuffThat’s how time works. Great job.

[@gibustheinfamous]

5:20 Yo, Merry Christmas!

[@WheezyShotta]

3:42 Anyone that's played Randomiser will spot a theme here. The creator of Randomiser is a Jerma fan and he added the "army of one"

[@Hazztech]

What

[@junlexip9204]

​@@HazztechIt's a rocket launcher that has the stats of what Jerma said

[@generalgrievous92]

Back for my yearly visit and all I gotta say is... Yo! Merry Christmas!

[@frawding9438]

I miss these old tf2 videos, where ster and jerma just talk. I think I've rewatched all the 'bakesteybed' videos at least 5 times each.

[@tolga4497]

Yea ı know that feeling bro.. Everyone says TF2 is Dead

[@datanav]

+Tolga Eser ikr its totally not dead 4 me

[@tolga4497]

Yea me too but ı miss the good comunity you know

[@gordonf5553]

me too ;3;

[@WheezyShotta]

5 times??! *pathetic*

[@Addicted2Electronics]

"If you're singing a copyrighted song.. You're gonna get me arrested." DMCA Predicted

[@liamrappleye5205]

If i had a penny for every time Jerma and Star_ say "let's edit that out" i would be a freaking millionare

[@dcmurphy5157]

Papa john is a millionaire

[@C.A._Old]

Ah man masterpiece times.

[@unr34L-]

Happy 10 year anniversary to this classic

[@fl0yd_235]

11

[@unr34L-]

@@fl0yd_235:(

[@spam1712]

Guys, know that you are loved 💓

[@nopenope6034]

@1:00 Jerma predicts the Twitch DMCA crisis, or at least debuts his jokes about it early.

[@crocs_n_socks]

Get your December 24 reminders ready.

[@warpatato]

I love the fact that even if this video is like 5 years old, a bunch of people comes back every year to this comment section just to say "Yo! Merry Christmas."

[@Introbulus]

7:10 The rocket launcher slides into frame as soon as Jerma says "Mordor".

[@Pigpugborj]

Jerma can manipulate objects through the real life into the game

[@keiclera6596]

the ending music is always so nostalgic to me, it has a very 'farewell' feeling to it

[@astefor_i_will_regret_this_url]

It's your past memories saying goodbye to you until the next time you meet

[@muse-icality5554]

1:20 you can tell Star is really tired in this video because he's legitimately giving Jerma encouragement

[@MuuToo]

*Gets crossbow* Finally!!!! *First shot is a body shot* "WAIT NO!! DOUBLE OR NO- " *Computer crashes*

[@accountant3571]

1:18 quickest character development

[@Supore]

3:22 That weapon exists in Randomizer! It's called the Army of One :D

[@room___]

this is seriously my favorite tf2 commentary from them lol

[@pensivethought138]

room What profile picture is that? I have to get it !

[@room___]

Druke Lang its holo you could just copy my image url

[@jamescampbell2353]

+room holo is my second favorite spirt/God just behind Zanza, yamask and mismagnieas (spelling errors galore. Sorry).

[@DangerAndDrums]

Yo, merry christmas. (2024)

[@chudchudson8028]

My strict daily after work regiment of watching jerma vids multiple times a day for nearly 7 years will pay off eventually, i know it....

[@soarsilver5497]

Yo, Merry Christmas!!

[@juhis6202]

Here I am watching these old good videos and waiting if I will never see new tf2 videos from jerma

[@spaghettioverlord3247]

Yo, Merry Christmas.

[@renbelmont]

YO. Merry Christmas

[@grond9005]

+Alex & Toast and then i diarrhea

[@dudeguy9081]

Merry christmas indeed

[@mediscout]

Jerma said the stats of the mini nuke in randomizer

[@conormuskett8007]

It's called the "One man army"

[@SpuntyS]

***** Army of One*

[@regalleaf4606]

spunty saurus yea, you know it

[@conormuskett8007]

Regal Leaf Actually the ones that I played with were called One Man Army you fucking Shit-covered toilet brush :')

[@conormuskett8007]

Regal Leaf I think we have a case of "12 year old syndrome" here :')

[@N00BterminatorX]

How bout a rocket launcher, that has 1 shot, that has 1 bullet in it, and it moves like 2 miles per hour when you shoot it it moves incredibly slow, it's like a turtle. But wherever it lands or wherever it hits, explodes the size of-..... ..... The size of WHAT? The size of belgium? WE'LL NEVER KNOW.

[@tfwwhennofitlitgf3300]

direct hit aoe

[@peterquinn1418]

It'd be a very skillbased weapon because you have to rely on your ability to get the kill and retrieve the dropped weapon to reload your rocket launcher, or become a slow engineer with just your shotgun and melee. It'd be very OP against objectives because of the conglomerates of people trying to win, but only if you can sneak it in. Also, it'd need a significantly large explosion radius so you can't shoot it at the ground near someone right next to you to negate the slow projectile speed without blowing yourself up in the process. I think it could work... maybe.

[@Jawesome99]

Peter Quinn then again RTD homing crit projectiles. rip in piss everyone

[@Tobuscvenom]

Peter Quinn or you could allahu ackbar

[@peterquinn1418]

Or I could what

[@CreepyPL99]

3:24 that actually exists On Randomizer servers you sometimes get a Black Box with one, realllllyyyyy slooooowwwww rocket, but when it lands it explodes with the power of a sentry buster. Sentries and players - everything dies.

[@bezzaboyo]

"It's always christmas" ah, the season of smissmas

[@adamholt759]

Jerma, look up "Soft shelled turtle running" on KZbin. They are surprisingly fast and can scare the crap out of you if they run out of a Bush when unnoticed. Stars' Grandfather could have been an Olympic gold medal bearded turtle pirate. Beautiful. I love your videos, please keep it up!

[@TheFlyingMonkey219]

That's what I need to do. When I wake up, I'm going to open my window, and yell "YO! MERRY CHRISTMAS!"

[@Kaj31]

Martifyer Please tell me you did that xD

[@periwinkle9167]

Kaj I did. My neighbor yelled at me he said" SHUT UP FOR ONCE!"

[@TheFlyingMonkey219]

Kaj I forgot to do it. I'll do it tomorrow if I feel like it, or on the weekend when I know for a fact I won't feel like shit.

[@Durgrith]

Martifyer And then you diarrhoea every morning.

[@TheFlyingMonkey219]

Durgrith rip

[@pichu5854]

The bowman's snipe On Headshot: +8173648176283791918293836% damage On Miss: -918374671918273 FPS and Health On bodyshot: no more tf2 for you. F2P child.

[@JackLDavstep]

Sandvich lag

[@adolfhitler4857]

+* Blaze IceFlame * Why are you taking the joke too seriously?

[@chisam_]

1:08 Jerma predicts the future of DMCA

[@FangPoster]

Imagine that crossbow in a x10 server

[@Cleetmaster109]

Crash.exe x10... By god.

[@FangPoster]

No no. You bet a BSOD instead.

[@visarden2091]

I think blue screen

[@the__wolf5087]

You get a ddos attack on bodyshot

[@Edfan10]

Sum sorta Dragin fajet The screen is 10x as blue

[@inkolore2]

"Christmas isn't a holiday, it's a way of life" - Ghandi 2099

[@ItsJerryAndHarry]

03:18 Makes me laugh every time

[@MrCrazy550]

I see you

[@minxatt]

same

[@walrusgiraffe3440]

Bodyshot MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

[@faded4765]

hi

[@realchezboi]

damn

[@BreamBrain]

Near the end that pyro that reflected his op rocket was named Glubbable

[@timoman6]

The H(L3)untsman: Weapon type: Crossbow +On headshot does +700,000 -On miss your fps drops by 10 -On bodyshot you HL2.exe crash out of TF2

[@totally_sparky]

On successful Body Shot kill: You're forced to play through Half-Life to Half-Life: Episode 2

[@Fakedeath84]

4:58 I was like PRESS G GODAMNIT

[@HozDrummer]

Me to!

[@derpderper7329]

Yo, Merry Christmas has been my Whatsapp status for 4 years now

[@dabtican4953]

What has your morning routine been for the past 4 years?

[@derpderper7329]

@@dabtican4953 well it hasn’t been solid I’ll tell ya that much

[@dabtican4953]

@@derpderper7329 My condolences

[@dabtican4953]

@@derpderper7329 Does the problem persist?

[@skillmyster666]

yo merry christmas

[@sticks_stuff]

Yo! Merry christmas!

[@HPmcDoogle]

6:00 I was just drawing a picture, completely blank expression, no emotion, reached for my coffee and took a drink- and then he fucking says this, and i burst into laughter so abruptly i ended up spraying my monitor with coffee.

[@Misnova]

Yo! Merry Christmas!

[@mebezaccraft]

"all pirates are named after their beard, you got longbeard, redbeard, yellowbeard, goldbeard..."

[@goldenrod000-youtube3]

CHEESE CRUMBS!

[@MalarkySparky]

+mebezaccraft Woah, I just started reading this and they started saying that.Woah.

[@TreeBeardNero]

Johnny Locksbeard

[@MetaKaios]

Mustardbeard...

[@dracojester2971]

Goldbeard ceadeus

[@pinkertonbyweezer]

1:46 "When are dey gonna add a hunting rifle to TF2?" TF2C granted your wish 7 years later.

[@txfan100]

It was an older time. Before contracts. It was a simpler time, it was. A nostalgic time. Thanks for the fun memories and videos to help dig them up again.

[@jaems]

I can recite this video word for word in front of the population of a small county.

[@pekka2673]

Yo!... merry christmas

[@TheShadyBoi]

Yo merry Christmas

[@LoudSoundBeep]

Yo merry christmas

[@DarkFalcon1483]

YO! merry christmas

[@anemoiia]

yo merry christmas

[@ichintendo]

Yoooooooo!11!! Merry Christmas!!!!1!!

[@brotherbootlegger1777]

8 years ago today. Oh how time flies.

[@GageHeibeck]

YO! MERRY CHRISTMAS!

[@N3therPig]

"You ever met a fast turtle?" "Yeah" "Who" "Jerma"

[@thefakeminty1076]

Yo.. merry christmas.

[@MaddogJoe240]

Yo merry Christmas 2022

[@chadasmr8304]

Yo,Merry Christmas!

[@germby]

I was watching this in bed, and I got scared when you guys started talking about getting sleepstabbed I closed out of the window

[@elfpi55-bigB0O85]

I have returned for my yearly ritual of watching this video despite having nothing to do with Christmas. Yo.

[@shutupwalter6628]

Yo. Merry Christmas

[@faux3401]

Yo, merry christmas.

[@BootsWDaSpurs]

Guys its been 6 years and i think that jerma985 guys diarrheas all over himself every morning

[@jackvankouwenberg3379]

You dont know you're in the good ol days til years later

[@Smung]

YO! MERRY CHRISTMAS

[@ItsJerryAndHarry]

Watching the video?

[@bastardman6581]

funny how this just went unnoticed

[@ahedopod]

ikr

[@minxatt]

i am

[@abyssGazerTV]

Jerma has Crohn's disease so it's entirely possible that he actually, factually does have diarrhea every single morning.

[@AlphaOmegaUpgrade]

Actually... in TF2 Randomizer, there is a weapon that is called the "One Man Army". It has only 1 bullet, goes super slow, does tons of damage and goes through walls

[@GodOfFunk25]

I was about to mention that. he pretty much described that weapon exactly

[@C.A._Old]

Ah man masterpiece times.

[@Dic_Drizzle]

1:10 Huh. Yo, Merry Christmas.

[@jr.jackrabbit10]

"WHeN arE dDey GoNa pUT HunTiEnG RiFLe In TF2?" Well funny you should ask Jerma, because just 7 years later, TF2C actually added one in.

[@IIWolFFinEII]

Actualy, it’s Hunting Revolver.

[@greeeb.]

the amount of times ive watched this video just to hear the exe-crash part is unreal

[@azulote1704]

Yo Merry Christmas

[@solharv7817]

Yo, Merry Christmas

[@right_42]

yo, merry christmas.

[@Spdemrgy]

Yo. MERRY CHRISTMAS!

[@jukmifggugghposer]

If I had a nickel for every time Christmas came up in this April video, I’d have 2 nickels. Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice.

[@SronlySD]

The Spy disguising as a bed reminds me of a TF2 fanfic where the Spy disguises as the Heavy's minigun

[@egekara7145]

1:08 this didnt age well

[@mustardorb8867]

I love this man with all my heart

[@SergioSource]

6:00 that guy on chat got vac banned almost a year after this vid shameful

[@EliteC0mmando]

I love your imitation of an ExE crash at 3:25

[@lkemmuh]

YO! MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!

[@jimmyrussels888]

yo! merry christmas!!!

[@box2308]

Yo, merry Christmas!

[@personfrmperson]

YO, MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!

[@nubernat]

YO!!! MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!

[@pikamaxi]

the MLG Sniper Rifle on headshot: instant kill with MLG with Air Horn, frogs, doritos, mountain dew, "WOMBO COMBO" sound effect and "Smoke Weed everyday" music. on Bodyshot: No damage and the music "sad violin" Air Horn style plays on miss: you die and have 20 second more respawn time

[@MagpieDynamics]

Teh0nex Isn't that how the Boston Basher works?

[@captainmorgan4041]

pikamaxi You get 1 shot with it, every time you get a headshot you get your bullet back

[@CAWAgentNiko]

pikamaxi somebody put that in as a modded gamemode

[@nottenaciousjoel1]

+pikamaxi you just described the internet

[@CAWAgentNiko]

i want that gun in the game i dont fucking care if valve wont allow it put it in a custom weapon server