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A lesson about the delicacies of the writing process is learned this day
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[@DaWillstanator]

Fun fact: Aside from Ari’s giggle fit near the end, there were absolutely NO bloopers. Everyone involved recorded all that gobbledygook 100% seriously with no retakes. WE DEDICATED LIKE THAT!!!

[@LegendPurpleDragon152]

…You guys amazing

[@arithefierysecretary6411]

...so what you are saying is that *i'M tEh FaILureeee*

[@genius11433]

No retakes?! Seriously?! Wow! Lemme guess: you got your giggle fits out practicing at home before the recording sessions.

[@KororaPenguin]

​@@genius11433​ That's probably how Abbott and Costello pulled off "Who's on First" without corpsing, by rehearsing.

[@leeterry96]

Thespio if you think about it this is one big blooper

[@arithefierysecretary6411]

So my little, uh, breakdown at the end was actually a blooper that they kept in. I could NOT say a line, it took me like 8 tries, I just kept giggling. And it all recorded, and they kept it. Still makes me laugh.

[@AzureMoebius22]

And this is why they should bring you back for more. Your straight-laced self mixed with the chaos that gives Brand and Wolf headaches would make for some incredible content.

[@victorhernandez8723]

It’s just one of those moments a blooper is so funny that you have to leave it in the video.

[@Trent-Girone]

Never mind, Ari! Found it!

[@revaslatts4301]

JOIN THE TEAM!!!! JOIN THE TEAM!!!!

[@ceylonwilliams8353]

Yah if tie ever decides to quit she can be the blue Pyro

[@bullinmd]

"Fanboy and Chum Chum" is more like it, Jasper.

[@dylan8435]

0:42 I FINALLY UNDERSTAND THE JOKE!! Because voice his green with brown she's comparing him with a chocolate,mint ice cream

[@spectrumscribble1498]

Well, yeah. He's not a minty green, but he's close enough. 😂

[@deviantgazer4626]

I can only imagine how many tries it would have to take in order for everyone to say their lines perfectly without laughing. I loved the premise behind this and it's hilarious from start to finish

[@karlhyetravelerofworlds]

Apparently with the exception of Ari there were zero bloopers

[@mr.eazilymctriggered9369]

It hasn’t even premiered yet, and already people have liked the video. That’s how you can tell you have a dedicated audience/fanbase.

[@Quantumironturtle]

Speaking of dedicated, for anyone who's curious, the text along the bottom goes like this: "Hey guys it's Lightning Bliss! I was given permission to go ham on the effects. Foolish Mortals! They know not what power they have given me muahahahahahahaha" "Seriously I will be midly impressed if someone takes the time to flip this right way just to see what it is saying. Ner ner ner ner ner ner!!! Also Rasin cookies suck!!!!" "Workaholics unite! Fight the relaxation time! Fight for your right to work! Also the cookies are all mine! Mary Sue got nothing on Lightning Bliss! XD Firebrand still owes me a milkshake!!!!" "Praise Sunbutt! For she is bestest Princess! Luna is second best and always will be! All hail the Solar Empire!!! Also rainbows rule! Will be totally worth the visit to Doc's office"

[@RedCordPlayer]

Strangely enough, I understood all of this. Living with a Rav3n Mad all these years made me use to gibberish that it sort of became a second language.

[@anthonypeipert5011]

That was way better than April fool's fake out I do hope you get more TF2 analysts soon

[@nicke9012]

Agreed.

[@joeschmoeairassassin9539]

“Calm down its just a cameo” CAP AND A HALF. I CAN SMELL THAT LIE FROM A MILE AWAY Also come on we all want Aramau in this series!

[@nicke9012]

That’s actually a pretty good idea. She could be the tf2 teams secretary since she’s already firebrands secretary.

[@zigslotheon]

@@nicke9012 so Miss Pauling?

[@nicke9012]

@@zigslotheon yes.

[@erichfiedler1481]

Wish granted, she's in, and Firebrand is having a mental breakdown upon seeing his wife

[@nicke9012]

@@erichfiedler1481 i know. I saw the video.

[@KnigtOfSwan]

Good to see you guys after a break. Somewhat the world became brighter.

[@TheCommenterDragon]

A very hilarious and enjoyable skit, simply sensational work guys and a very Happy April Fools Day to you all!!!

[@rectoraakor8843]

My most SINCEREST prayers go out to all the editors for this short! Knowing Blissy, she may already be dead from working on this. May she rest in colorful peace. But seriously, AWESOME first episode for the new season of TF5 "Analypsis Anorgy"!

[@samschmit7181]

Dude, have some respect for the Blisskrieg*, why don'tcha? She's been through enough already! *It's an affectionate nickname.

[@moonlighthunter5421]

I can tell that everyone had a blast with this episode. But all in all, I think Firebrand steals the show in this episode, because the combination of his expressions and the way he says his lines is absolutely hilarious.

[@PredictedCyborg]

The sign. I laughed so hard. Anticipating what an audience is inevitably gonna ask is great.

[@gordontaylor2815]

Except it MIGHT be part of the April Foolery going on. Ya never know. 😉

[@Pablo2942]

Hilarious skit and it sounds borderline Muppet Swedish Chef at times

[@Yogasefski]

I’m seeing Silver Quill wearing a tie? This has got to be either some kind of joke, or some legal consequence.

[@TheDarkanianRebellion]

Unfortunately will miss the premier of it cause of work but I agree here silver could be in legal trouble over burning the everfree forest again

[@thelonelongma5603]

Or someone put the pyro goggles on Eliyora again....... RUN

[@Mike_Dubo]

I'm going with both.

[@spectrumscribble1498]

​@@Mike_DuboProbably the smartest idea. *(Creates a shield of subzero ice to protect myself)*

[@dereknight861]

5:54 Zim: YOU LIE!!

[@Warrior-Of-Virtue]

I translated the bottom text so you don't have to. Hey guys, it's Lightning Bliss! I was given permission to go ham on the effects. Foolish mortals! They know not what power they have given me! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Seriously, I will be mildly impressed if someone takes the time to flip this the right way just to see what it is saying. NER NER NER NER NER!!! Also, oatmeal raisin cookies suck!!!! (I couldn't agree more.) Workaholics unite! Fight the relaxation time! Fight for your right to work! Also, the cookies are all mine! Mary Sue got nothing on Lightning Bliss! XD Firebrand still owes me a milkshake!!!! Praise Sunbutt! For she is bestest princess! Luna is second best and always will be! All hail the Solar Empire!!! Also, rainbows rule! This will be totally worth the visit to Doc's office.

[@autisticblood5123]

To be honest, if I was a tf2 merc given a punishment by Drwolf and Firebrand in Voice's and Jasper's situation. I would no cap quit. Just like how Golden was going to quit one time

[@EliasTressa]

The last TF2 Analysis was last April fools day, ITS BEEN EXECTLY A WHOLE YEAR SINCE THEIR LAST VIDEO!!!

[@cooldude333]

07:04 I think this line from the Netflix movie “The Bubble” says it the best: “Should we be concerned over, you know, THIS level of vomit?”

[@dreamwalking]

That _Finn_ joke was incredible.

[@anthonypeipert5011]

This better not being April fool's prank I've been waiting for a TF2 analyst for too long

[@celestiafanforever]

I have a feeling it might be a prank.

[@Asmeenradee]

It is

[@sadlobster1]

@@Asmeenradee But will the TF2 series still be going on

[@Asmeenradee]

@@sadlobster1 don't know

[@arithefierysecretary6411]

@@sadlobster1 pretty sure it will

[@savagegavblacksmith875]

9:17-9:19 Love how Jasper bounces replicates the background music. That literally made me laugh so many times.

[@victorhernandez8723]

Exactly one year ago, a certain rainbow alicorn was booped!

[@spectrumscribble1498]

Boop!

[@neorenamon]

No one said their lines as intended. I was hoping someone would ask: How did you know what Jasper meant to write? They would reply: I know the scriptwriter... LOL

[@bullinmd]

During the 6-way upchuck, the commentaries appear to have originated from UT-Austin after Texas Tech stole home.

[@bullinmd]

Punishment, Dr. Wolf?! WHY...NOT...DISCIPLINE?!!!!!

[@sparkprisma3387]

This is the funniest thing ever, my brain is still laughing and so am I, please let Jasper do more scripts, also don't let Mary Sue near the script at all, she'll just make it about herself, but this was a delight to watch, thanks!

[@AzureMoebius22]

Honestly her voice is extremely grating. Makes me want to take a Monado to her skull.

[@nicke9012]

That’s why Mary Sue isn’t aloud to write scripts.

[@eevee40]

loved it, especially that family guy reference Firebrand was forced to do. for those who don't know it's the waffles part which was a reference to when peter nailed that guy calling his stockbroker with a golfball

[@victorhernandez8723]

4:28 The exact same reaction from everyone who saw Ugly Sonic the Hedgehog.

[@victorhernandez8723]

5:09 The CBS Special Presentation fanfare? Way to go old school! I love it!

[@jjohnson2445]

Voice doesn't even know that arrow caused the secret rift doors to glitch out of existence

[@DoctorTex]

I swear these people are all the best voice actors. They can say their lines perfectly, *even when it's complete nonsense.*

[@nich2710]

5 bits says this is an April's fool vid

[@blackbeltgamer98fire-spitt96]

Never put a crazy crunch on writers.

[@andrewwilliams6279]

Yeah Jasper, Voice you two go clean up your mess. While the rest of the team goes and gets their stomachs flushed!

[@Ziedane14]

this was the perfect incarnation of "no, no, no, no.....YES!" besides laughing of my chair, i am more suprised on HOW DID EVERYONE GOT THISE LINES SO GOOD!!!!? also, i know this is a cameo and a cameo only, but still; PLS MORE ARI! x3

[@gordontaylor2815]

It COULD be that "she's only here for a cameo" is part of the April Foolery...

[@squishywaldi7222]

Probably the first time I've ever enjoyed a April Fools KZbin Video! The Finn Joke at the end was so perfect

[@Bunni-6942]

Best way to end April Fools Day. Nothing more hilarious than the shenanigans of my favorite bronies and pegasisters

[@Gungelion]

Vote up if you want to see the fiery secretary be a permanent member of the crew!

[@NikFromm]

Be honest, how many takes did you go through without messing up… the mess-ups? Because I legitimately think this is the most effort put into an April Fools Day video this year! I mean, it would be incredibly hard for me to try this and not correctly say a misspelled word on the script.😂 Either way, huge props to all of you for doing this with (what I can assume) minimal casualties! Hope your heads were ok after this😁

[@gordontaylor2815]

There probably are enough to base a whole new blooper video on (which would be a good thing because the previous one aged terribly due to the ToonKritic scandal...)

[@NikFromm]

@@gordontaylor2815 maybe we shouldn’t bring that up. It doesn’t help anyone at this point

[@williamcrowe2576]

I'm guessing we'll find out more from the cast commentary video.

[@KororaPenguin]

​@@gordontaylor2815 No outtakes, Thespio says.

[@perleFF]

The fact that it was uploaded on the 2nd of April makes it even better

[@MichaelAfton30]

Just finished watching this and had to pause 3 times to catch my breath. I am 29 in early June and this was indeed a "Disasterpiece"!

[@gordontaylor2815]

8:28 Let's be honest, there's some retail bathroom nightmares being channeled in that Jasper performance...

[@nataliekeeler3582]

I don't know what did I just watch or how did my brain process all that mumbo-jumbo stuff and now my brain got twisted into a mind flip!

[@Swordbreaker12]

Asking for every being, will there be a Crew Commentary like with last year's "The Blissy Is Booped!"?

[@G011d3n]

When Valve doesn't release TF3 so you decide to leak the 5th game.

[@jannieswart8795]

I recognize that song in the end, can't help but feel nostalgia. Really missed tf2 analysis. Can't wait to see more

[@dereknight861]

….what the hey was in that cider I had?…

[@mordredoberson7305]

this is a glorious disaster imdeed, I can't stop myself from laughing about how messed up the script is. aaaah, it just keeps geting better every day.

[@ellesandralady8596]

Any one else is giggling w/ ari? Because it made my day

[@fictionfan0]

I get the sense this was based on that one episode of The Muppet Show where Fozzie wrote a script and messed up the intro. I see you are all bronies of taste.

[@SEGASister]

Particularly the Harry Belafonte episode.

[@spectrumscribble1498]

They confirmed it in the cast reaction video. 😂

[@PikaDamos]

Its like the Sim's language and what you would hear when you turn on the tv while playing the game.

[@Arutax]

To he honest, Jasper's script sounded like it came from a poorly-programmed A.I., before it was soaked and wringed through thousands of Google Translate Sessions.... ....with the Autocorrect Disabled. As expected from the mysterious inner workings of the Pizza Pony's Brain.

[@gordontaylor2815]

He's a Pie, that kind of stuff is to be expected here. :P

[@archangelsupreme4963]

It’s on April Fools….TARTURUS DAMMIT ALL!

[@bryanxu8930]

Seriously when is TF2 ANALYSIS ANARCHY GOING TO RETURN?! I mean the April fools videos are funny and everything but I want to know what’s next for the teams

[@nathanhastings6482]

Best April-Fools-Day-prank ever! Especially Firebrand's momentary possession. XD HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!

[@davidweiss2407]

Everyone reading their lines feels like Darts speaking from Yugioh Abridged.

[@gamechangergarage]

This is the best April fool's special I have ever seen

[@KidDangerthepony]

Kid Danger: *wearing his moto pup outfit and squeaking sound* "ice cream..." *laughs alittle* good one.

[@AriaDiamond1998]

This is both hilarious yet SOOOOOOOO nail screeching in my head as Im a graduated Creative Writing Major 😂 Love how this turned out tho!

[@bullinmd]

Mary Sue, why are YOU NOT in trouble?

[@alexloch77]

This was funny, but for real, when Are showed up smiling, she seemed so adorable! Truth be told, I wanted to book the Ark pone, but I felt that would be weird. Next thing I know, the Boopberries do it for me!

[@adamdiner]

I genuinely want to know how many takes it took to do line readings without laughing.

[@sethcarlow8363]

Well this is fun for Fred and George Weasley Birthday and April Fools day. and Well,tha tha tha tha tha tha tha tha tha tha tha that's all Folks,Muggles,KZbin,Pony's and Brony's,Martians and Aliens (Bay-woop) Iris out fade out to black and runs off the comment and into a wall crash ,oh look stars ,hope to see you for the next Video. falls down.

[@COSGUK]

I don't think there's a translator for speed script writing with giant hooves on mini keys XD

[@MagiTailWelkin]

(Comment from before premiere, in reference to original title card.) Who's wearing the Pyro goggles this time? Also, Firebrand is dressed like Sir Topham Hatt/ The Fat Controller.

[@goldenwitherphoenix1389]

Who will he send to the shadow realm?

[@J-B_713]

1:44 Oh come on now, the writing for Planet Sheen couldn't have gone THAT badly.

[@TheStarryArcher1213]

This was a lot of fun to watch! Kudos to the team for saying their gobbledygook lines so smoothly and skillfully trapeze swinging between making some sense and being just barely comprehensible. Thanks for sharing this with us! ^_^

[@ericb3157]

i think i've figured out what the messages at the bottom of the screen said: hey guys it's lightning bliss! i was given permission to go ham on the effects. foolish mortals! they know not what power they have given me! MWAHAHAHAHAHA! seriously i will be mildly impressed if someone takes the time to flip this the right way just to see what is it saying ner ner ner! also oatmeal rasin cookies suck! workers unite! fight the relaxation time! fight for the right to work! also all the cookies are mine! mary sue got nothing on lightning bliss! XD firebrand still owes me a milkshake! princess Sunbutt is bestest princess! Luna is second best and always will be! all hail the solar empire! also rainbows rule! this will be totally worth the visit to doc's office!

[@Tu49]

Now we wait for the commentary!

[@samschmit7181]

7:24-7:56 & 8:41-8:46 - Doc, you party pooper.

[@nathanmeersman9723]

by the way the "script" is now "poison joked" no matter what basically. :/

[@benjaminfeld6388]

Mine actually featured a blend of gobbledygook, broken English, Shakespearean English, and both a German and Brooklyn accent.

[@machinemon2455]

Also I am foreseeing drwolf having a mythical wolf creature form as his SUPER FORM

[@machinemon2455]

Like PLEASE HAVE DR WOLF TURNING INTO A MYTHICAL WOLF CREATURE!!!!!!!!

[@mickycarter2365]

This whole script belongs on the subreddit r/ihadastroke, but it was still good

[@Thule-ob1vm]

On the one hand, that was hilarious. On the other, I am a writer whom despises overt spelling and grammar mistakes so. . . BURN THE HERETICS!!! IN THE NAME OF SPELLESTIA!!!

[@nickyw1091]

I actually enjoyed this April Fools video more than last year's one. Sorry Jasper.

[@WinterSkyesOfficial]

I love the muppet show references

[@bullinmd]

"Save your work, kids." - Mad Munchkin

[@UltraWooshi]

8:49 WAFFLES TASTY WAFFLES WITH BUTTER AND SYRUP! XD

[@williamcrowe2576]

I haven't laughed this much since the chase sequence in Raising Arizona.

[@tenkoasahina3288]

Idk why but the One Piece Abridged reference made me laugh the most. Just the “And then he said it was the best thing he ever tasted!” “R- Really?” Followed by the aggressive “NO!” And then everyone puking their brains out.

[@victorhernandez8723]

There’s now a One Piece abridged series?

[@bullinmd]

Did somebody raid the Old Panther Distillery (Three Stooges alcohol reference)?

[@goldenwitherphoenix1389]

April fools tf2 episode? I'll take it!

[@bullinmd]

Midnight Sonata is freaking out!

[@Mirthful_Panda]

This must’ve been a blast to record

[@stephentibbens9844]

Voice, Jasper RUN! XD If Firebrand catches you he'll roast ya'll Literally if I had to guess or maybe perform horrible experiments on you two being the red team medic.

[@erichfiedler1481]

This was hilarious, I didn't think it was possible to top last year when Blissy got booped (and I've booped my fur babies so many times, I've lost count), but you my friends have done so, I applaud the madness, Voice of Reason and Jasper Pie, I salute you on this masterpiece of madness

[@thunderlight3571]

I HAVE MISSED THIS! Joy has re-entered my heart with this.

[@victorhernandez8723]

Finally! The show is back!

[@victorhernandez8723]

7:29 Is that a reference to the Mel Brooks classic “The Producers”? Both the original movie and the musical adaptation?

[@metaridley2911]

I think the best part about that last bit is that the smoothie might have turned out halfway-decent had it not been for a single typo.

[@lyndonluquin4091]

2:42 It was at this moment, they knew...

[@artc-the-brony1050]

The amount of ads I'm getting while I'm watching this also feels like an April Fool's Day prank.

[@happynoob29125]

After the intro, welcome to Weirdmaggedon...

[@Thundernightlight971]

Am I the only one thinking at the weather Blissy was glowing? Lightning are you a goddess!?❤😂🎉😮❤😂🎉😮❤😂🎉😮❤😂🎉😮

[@MDWolfe-ks5fu]

Oh I recognize that “Turn it off!” It’s Rob Walker watching Kangaroo Jack while drunk with bourbon.

[@selectordetector6573]

Wow a malk, Boopberry, and slackbanna smoothie that's interesting. I don't know weather to be impressed that they came up with that drink or be impressed that they were able to write a spript like that. Also nice touch with the ending now that was funny^-^