TFS At the Table: Cards Against Humanity | Team Four Star

Zito was sick, so Team Four Star decided to play some Cards Against Humanity!
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[@MCOmegaX123]

It's funny that Kaiser was the Card Czar in the first round, seeing as how 'Kaiser' and 'Czar' come from the same root word, 'Caesar'.

[@josephperez2004]

Omega's Gaming Channel, thumbs up linguistics trivia, possibly my greatest nerd interest.

[@Ibookster66]

Pirates+Mathletes. "X marks the spot!" "So what you're saying is, we need to find x?"

[@DonnEStarside]

Kaiser: "WHY IS 'A FLARED CHANCE' IN OUR CUSTOM DECK?!" Lani: "Because of you, I'm guessing." I'm dying. XDD

[@QueenMonoChrome]

"My name's Science and it rhymes with contradiction" and all the cards after that in that round set me off on a laughing fit after what's been a pretty shitty day. Cheers guys.

[@josephperez2004]

The Lannister's Banjo Bard, I honestly feel I need to send them a message regarding the cultural significance of Sacred Clowns just because of how many people they help out through laughter.

[@cdelaney8929]

Zito rolled a Nat 1 for a con saving throw

[@carlatterbery2748]

Nah they just said sick, not in a coma. He just didn't make the save.

[@tonyroman100]

Conman Killer1234 yes lol

[@caferreri11]

He never guessed the secret ingredient. . .

[@dino-joe]

He rolled a nat 2 with a -1 mod to Con

[@aienma6660]

Jordan Stiltner, SECRET INGREDIENT

[@timsmith618]

39:18 - "In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move." - Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

[@KitsuneRokaku]

Hope Zito feels better. I look forward to the next installment of TFS at the Table. I wait patiently.

[@tombstoneindustries9278]

Lydia Cebreros why must he be down with the sickness

[@cookiemerrick224]

Lydia Cebreros who remembers what video lani set peopel on fire

[@MaXiMux87]

Hope Zito gets well aswell, but I will not wait patiently. Booooooo! cards against humanity booooooo! we want Ezra Eloy and Wake! :P

[@Jay_Rainstorm]

I wait impatiently, but will slowly learn patience and grow better for it.

[@josephperez2004]

Lydia Cebreros, well good news from The Unexpectables stream, Zito said he will be looking into doing an extra long session next week to make up for the sick day this week.

[@jefferycrouse5654]

As a man who has peed and farted at the same time it does change one's life...by giving you a fear of it happening again

[@mlgssj763]

Jeffery Crouse wtf...........

[@PsylomeAlpha]

I'm very sad that we couldn't get D&D, but I'd rather wait some time for Zito to get better than to try to force him to work and possibly make all of you sick at the same time.

[@ZombieOfTheWest]

When was the last time we got Cards against Humanity with TFS? I remember their first one a long time ago, it was glorious

[@DefRevenge24601]

Alucard's christmas list is not allowed on airplanes. "Accurate." Should I be scared? I think I'm scared.

[@NopeJustPatrick]

The confusing part is that one of the items on his Christmas list IS an airplane...

[@0SC2]

Patrick Can you fit an airplane on an airplane?

[@KBzaz]

SC2 Depends on SEVERAL variables.

[@jnmagall]

TFS at the Table: Well, What do you do when I'm gone? Me: Wait for you to get back... 😢

[@angelmaxxx]

So I guess you could say that Zito is Down With The Sickness?

[@immortalwolf3055]

OH WA AH AH AHHH

[@JapaneseRandomHeroez]

Boooooooo! Just kidding that was pretty good

[@thedarksaiyan1891]

Get out! ;)

[@GravelLeft]

Almost everything on the "Gentlemen.. Ve.. Are _____" card make me scream with laughter!

[@Morec0]

"... sent to the Principal's office for Eugenics." That one should have won.

[@maximumwill9208]

1:53:33 I like to think that vegeta named his dick "The Crimson Fucker"

[@JustinWPruett]

28:03 Grant wins the entire fucking show. 😭😭😭😭😭

[@darklordofsword]

1:30:00 I am pretty certain the "flared chance" came from the fact that the same card is in the Furry pack, and Kaiser's reaction to it being drawn during the previous XYZZY stream is why it is /here/.

[@JulianimeIsAmazing]

I'll be honest, this is still a pleasant surprise. I like Cards Against Humanity, and it's a much more excellent game when you factor in people with good senses of humor, especially if you have similar senses of humor. My favorite card in the whole deck is "A sad handjob."

[@adambass5704]

The game that got me into TFS in real life. YES!!!!

[@artsyjoe94]

yeah that old tfs plays CAH was gold

[@fuynnywhaka101]

And the reason for the "Flared Chance" card.... thanks to the chat demanding the Furry deck....

[@CombatSporks]

Poor zito hope he gets better soon

[@TamaTheKaiju]

I fucking lost it at "Recoome's having a stronk!" My sides hurt so much. I felt like I was going to have a stronk from laughing too much!

[@FrancisHatesStairs]

1:55:19 Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth II, will never be the same after *_the Crimson Fucker_*

[@GraveKenshin1991]

I wish someone had Broly The Legendary Super Sayian for "____ is dumb and stupid. I love it!"

[@garrettcarter2959]

32:06 - It's the plot of Coco.

[@bruhgamingtv2673]

1:06:45 '...passable transvestites...' 'I feel like I keep reading that card' 'What card'

[@mattdanc]

I got a Subway ad as soon as Grant said $5 footlong

[@Xanaphia]

Dang, I wish I could play Cards Against Humanity with you guys. lol

[@mikotomisaka8714]

The face Lani makes when he sets people on fire is the same face I make when i watch Frieza kill a guy... HOOOOO HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!

[@sonofhades57]

I just platinumed Nier: Automata, so that sudden "become as dogs" by Taka made me laugh myself into a coughing fit.

[@shawnheatherly]

Two hours of CAH with TFS, with the pauses in between edited out... This had so many funny rounds, and I thank the editor for going the extra mile on this one. It is truly appreciated.

[@evilxd4]

1:20:59 YAY, Perfect Cell has graced us with his perfect voice. Perfect

[@LifeGoddessTaimat]

14:30 When I was tripping on acid, 50,000 volts straight to the nipples turned into David Bowie riding in on a tiger made of lightning.

[@frankiecedeno3724]

It is a thing of beauty that Grant’s audio was de-synced when the card came up

[@OmegaBlackCat]

Whoever had a flared chance probably wished they kept that card for one more round.

[@lafan423]

the euphoric rush of strangling a drifter is a great card

[@cityguard4847]

0:04 oh my... puddin in the top left corner

[@caos1925]

oh yes

[@NopeJustPatrick]

Oh yes.

[@kanrahatake3626]

OHHHH YESSS

[@kingkorn348]

Oooooooooooohhhhhhh Mmmmmyyyyyy

[@LifeGoddessTaimat]

True story. Next time on Dragon Ball Z, Kyle Hebert signs my paper.

[@RoncoRaptor]

Grant saying " you did this" silently was the best part of this

[@ALLxISxGONE]

Scott's reactions make this 78% better the 122% this is already at.

[@SchazmenRassir]

You know, The Great Depression really could be a game, like Oregon Trail.

[@wolfmantheimpaler]

mild, hot, or Nuzloke.... sounds like something served at a TFS themed restaurant

[@GeminiRosche]

Poor Lani, he has to sing “I hear voices” so many times. Sounds pretty rough on his throat

[@BJGvideos]

Oh god the bacon soap I sent made it into their cards

[@Elyseon]

Gohan pounding Chichi's tuna: kid tested, mother approved.

[@scottbruckner4653]

After seeing Taka look like Johnny Depp. It's not easy to forget that fact when I hear the Alucard voice.

[@mikotomisaka8714]

If only Skrung could play CAH with you guys.

[@Chirpysemperboy]

The name's Science, and it rhymes with contradiction. Me: *hard pan to camera* Don't you believe it.

[@jetfire851]

"Elderly Japanese men should be featured on the next CasFri." So Inuyashiki the Video Game, then?

[@cdysonsphere7132]

It's a joy to hear Kaiser say "Bitches."

[@someguyyo]

1:19:52 "Hey! I'm Johnny AIDS!" Creator of syphilis!

[@ravenaldimier3950]

Grant should have put this for 2:07:50 "Everyone get down on the ground! We don't want to hurt anyone. We're just here for ___ " (Answer)"The Savior Has Come!!!".

[@lordnevaman5925]

Probably my favorite black card is the International Tribunal card, because of a game I played with my friends, in which the card was taken by my buddy using a write-in to have the Card Czar found guilty of Pelvic Sorcery. That trumped the Jews being found guilty of being against Hitler.

[@LordCrota]

This must have been tedious too edit props too whoever edited this.

[@LifeGoddessTaimat]

I really appreciate that Lani even knows about Passover and the plagues. Thank you, Lani.

[@gamingxmachina6718]

The Savior has come should have been the next emote, bad move on that one Grant

[@Neutral_Tired]

Alucard's Christmas list, I'm scared now, anyone else as scared as I am?

[@QueenMonoChrome]

He already got his plane...broke it, but he got it.

[@benlunaris]

1) More cannons 2) Extra cannons to put on the cannons

[@Neutral_Tired]

3)another plane 4) Integra (don't pretend she's not on there)

[@ObligedUniform]

Welp just spent a good 2 hours watching grown men and their fans playing a card game. Did not disappoint.

[@LietrielTempest]

Now that the jak collection is out will you do the rest of the series?

[@lafan423]

I agree lani, euphoric rush of strangling a drifter always makes me laugh

[@blue-gv9fk]

"It's sakura you pleb" "not in this accent"

[@Redflametrow]

While it'd take longer, I wish they did a version where they could argue. Just like for like 30 seconds or so people could mention why certain cards are good. So this would need to be an offline mode. Just I find it fun to think some over as first glance can be lesser. It also makes it more of selling an idea than having the right cards at the right time.

[@SheldorTheConqueror2313]

This so needs to happen more

[@DovydasSi]

This game's stream is actually what hooked me on TFS Gaming

[@theraven1423]

Joey the Business Gnome is one of my favorite character. You made a great character Ben.

[@92bagder]

i can see you guys playing munchkin, test out your friendships

[@josephperez2004]

92bagder, man, that could be awesome. Has anyone sent them any Munchkin sets? Maybe Munchkin Fu and Super Munchkin so they can sort of set up a DBZ styled match.

[@cloudr.doodle6784]

3:54 Iiiii aiiin't havin' that doo-doo!

[@zacharyscovel1017]

Isn't a horse with no legs glue.

[@pankas1000]

Taka's voice is fuckin awesome

[@kaims7377]

Get better soon Zito, use this time to get better and write the next few chapters for D&D hint hint. We eagerly await your return. All hail the Dm!

[@kaims7377]

Also now we just need vagina going on and on about a d&d fix like what happened with the dragonfalls... I feel that.

[@sirrliv]

1:31:35 Ha! I'm not the only one who started singing that song!

[@Neutral_Tired]

F*cking a corpse back to life sounds like something Alucard would do

[@requiem6465]

Isn't that what he did to the Police girl?

[@eastxsidexswagg]

Johnny Nuzlocke is actually a badass name

[@xzsamzilla3506]

Gotta love cards against humanity. And with these comedic geniuses?

[@evilxd4]

I haven't watched all this video yet, but TFS, keep in mind the /sync command can fix some stuck cards and maybe a few game issues if you use it in game chat just type in /sync in game chat, hit enter, and it will refresh the entire game screen, fixing any erroneous cards as well

[@jordanarnold6783]

As much as I miss the D&D stream, CA _with_ surprise Taka? Fuck yeah!

[@ravenaldimier3950]

52:52 is a weird one to listen to since they have actually done that now with the new dragon shortz

[@ninjabros6282]

At 2:11:45 Best Ending Card to play on the Top Left Corner of the day. Absolutely love the whole thing 10/10

[@timetogeaux5149]

I really like the editing in this. Maybe because I was podcasting it instead of watching but I liked it.

[@dornob13]

Zito rolled a nat 1 on health.

[@rain321q]

God damn it take/ben I now know what a flaired chance is

[@josephperez2004]

THE DEADMAN, best way to get rid of, or at least lessen that pain? Tell your friends to look it up and enjoy their reactions!

[@Raptor052]

Best way to lessen the pain? Lube and stretching.

[@mauriliobocanegra0935]

20:57 Still going strong to this day

[@ValvelessPanda]

I would just like to say I have been a fan and avid follower since Lani did yuyuhakusho dubs. I found a renewed for all of your work when you guys uploaded tfs plays cards against on the xxzzy web app thing and this is just a return to awesome. Thanks so much for all your hard work and content. Never change. And maybe get back to me for some extra nerd hands haha

[@MistuhRobe]

PLEASE DO MORE OF THESE! THESE ARE SO FUNNY!!!

[@gabrifive]

1:27:38 Paused it at just the right moment. Look at Scott's face XD

[@Laughing_Dragon]

the second guy going left to rights voice is fucking amazing, **is bad with names** XD!

[@josephperez2004]

Kiero Vance™, the fellow with the hat or the bearded guy without glasses?

[@whoknowsicertainlydont.9087]

I feel like the only human who plays the actual board game.

[@chrissikes7885]

Board game? FUCK?

[@darklordofsword]

I wish this one had been left uncut.

[@joshlandon9084]

so happy to hear grant sing the gary indiana song from music man! XD

[@misterperson3469]

All of this being edited is so nice

[@tyberiuscarter5011]

Take your time getting Well Zito!!!! Don't worry bout nothing except on getting better

[@revpembroke3082]

About an hour and a half in, the black card was "The movie with ____, ____, and ____" one. Grant could have played "It started with a sex comet from Neptune that plunged the Earth into eternal sexiness, then some stuff about menstrual rage, and then it ended with FIRIN' DA BOOOORK LAAAAAAZAAAAAR!" That's what I would have done, at least.

[@LordCrota]

Get well soon Zito I'll still be watching this one

[@DracoInduperator]

"Domino's Oreo Desert Pizza" sounds like it would be a real thing in NY

[@abtheg452]

I wish they didn't do it with an app. There is just something more wen you have to flip the cards to see what people put down. I once was cars czar and it was "Santa no longer gives coal to naughty children but -blank. And someone put the card that said "peices of dead hitchhikers" and I died, veins popping out, and constant tears for five minutes.

[@starplatinum2414]

1:55:48 Cloud: One drugs please.

[@CleverTinkerer]

Hope zito feels better soon

[@yxyburke]

16:20 I saw a black guy and possibly the only one at a trump rally so there is at least one

[@rommels44]

Get well Zito! I was looking forward to this weeks session, but health is more important!

[@obliviousnaga2633]

Hope Zito gets better soon because being sick sucks. (I’m trying not to sound like an ass and failing miserably.)

[@literaryloser4470]

Borgadn Rager you're good 👍

[@CreedSin]

Nope. You're fine. There are the inconsiderate one's who don't care about zito's health and are just complaining about no D&D like wtf.