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[@Jayster-ud9om]

“We’re due another plague.” -Grant Well he wasn’t wrong

[@Dadbeard89]

He was still wrong. A plague usually has a mortality rate greater then 99.8%

[@midnightcrewstudios8023]

"We're due for another plague." -Grant, January 2020

[@KW-de9sc]

We need to bring back fuck you Grant.

[@Dadbeard89]

Still wrong it wasn't a plague it's mortality rate was less then a percent

[@doctorsnakeeater1997]

I see the Muses on a train track and all I can think of is them going "And then along came Zeus-" right before getting run over.

[@chellejohnson9789]

For some reason I imagined it to the tune of Along Came Jones

[@arceuslordofcreation8824]

And the Zeus showed up later in thegame😂

[@animegx45]

Plot twist: The trolley is called Zeus.

[@psychronia]

The thing about Zeus seducing your family members is that the main danger isn't Zeus, as much of a shit as he is. It's Hera who always victim-blames.

[@alchemicpink2392]

I think both deserved to be murdered at least a million times. Zeus probably more though, because in Ancient Greece (and throughout too much of history) "seduce" is just code for rape.

[@psychronia]

@@alchemicpink2392 Okay, fair enough. Greek myths have way too much wife kidnapping in general for it to be something the storytellers cared about.

[@hfar_in_the_sky]

"Harriet Tubman thought she was escaping, but it was right into the waiting arms of SKYNET!" God damn it! I love this game and I love you people! XD

[@shadowldrago]

"You're killing Nazi dinosaurs." That is honestly one of the best arguments I've ever heard.

[@Igarappappa]

Look up Tyrannosaurus Reich. :P

[@josephperez2004]

"Why did Bigfoot have to be a White Supremacist?" That's just a fun question to ask for the sheer confusion it inspires.

[@CrimePaint]

"Think of the porn, Grant." -Lanipator 2020

[@doctorsnakeeater1997]

"Why did Bigfoot have to be a white supremist?" -Lanipator 2020

[@tina1641]

CrimePaint When did he say that?

[@NivMizzet89]

Is that the campaign slogan? I'd vote for it.

[@williamsmoak5787]

@@tina1641 35:44 very faintly

[@jordanarnold6783]

The same Lanipator who tried to get TFS sponsored by Brazzers? Perish the thought.

[@maskereard6344]

1:51:39 it`s confirmed tfs created corona

[@michaelmcdoesntexist8350]

It's just like the game said! They created the virus and had the cure but sold it to the 1%!!!!!

[@samuelharmssambamsjm269]

Mozart. The famous artist. Yes. Of course. Give me second, I need to compose myself.

[@vigorouslethargy]

Are you saying music isn't art?

[@samuelharmssambamsjm269]

VigorousLethargy Nope. Setting myself up for a pun.

[@doctorsnakeeater1997]

That took me a hot second. You absolute madman.

[@hfar_in_the_sky]

I'm not certain I approve of how you *conduct* yourself, sir.

[@samuelharmssambamsjm269]

Hfar I would ask you not to Harp on about it, but I feel like that’s setting a low Bar.

[@Matchbox1585]

"we're due for a another plague"

[@tmirred1945]

#1 on the FBIs most wanted list isnt a problem since they would just ship you to the super villain prison with all those dead guards...

[@ArcCaravan]

I was thinking of teaming up with the villains or having lead them.

[@burgerlord92]

1:51:40 that didn't age well we got another plague starting.

[@spikejrb7572]

And losing a lot of people definitely was a clean energy solution

[@CheshireFatorum]

The next Mozart, but _also_ the next Hitler? I think that qualifies him as "next Wagner" for free.

[@anarchomando7707]

Nice

[@jordanarnold6783]

Have an Internet, you've earned it.

[@shawnheatherly]

This game is hilarious, I'm glad to see Cyanide and Happiness have made another excellent, dark game.

[@chrisschoenthaler5184]

40:27 And so Grant chose to destroy all that Team Four Star has built.

[@animegx45]

That's Harriot Tubman fault for not walking on the _underground_ railroad.

[@nealjustus9500]

"there was a 100% chance but then he got into art school" sold

[@sealand1769]

Lani: "We are due for another plague" 2020 happens

[@joefurry2337]

The fact that by the end of this they were tying all the past rounds together into an overarching narrative makes this so much funnier.

[@codyblue2]

I love how all of Grants main arguments are, "what about the children?"

[@wolfmantheimpaler]

Cody Horne so he's basically Mrs. Lovejoy from the Simpsons

[@BrendaQuez734]

@@wolfmantheimpaler "SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN!"

[@RamArt9091]

1:51:30 well. . . this aged so fucking bad.

[@repairman-man]

it aged just fine. what's this obsession with how things "age"?

[@minzana24]

1:51:30 “we could really use another plague.” The trolley master had more power than we ever had any idea of.

[@RaptorJesus]

"There's still rivers" pftahahaha.

[@juliang6174]

I've been having a horrible 2020 (somehow so soon), even worse than my 2019. Today was no exception, but you guys were able to make me laugh nonstop for over 2 hours. Thank you, and please dont stop what your doing. Love you Grant! Lani! Zito!

[@chrisschoenthaler5184]

1:51:39 Wow. Little did they know what was coming in a few months...

[@DonnEStarside]

1:51:39 "We are due for another plague" Me in 2021: "Oohh... That... Did not age well..."

[@repairman-man]

how original.

[@aadharmendiratta7632]

1:51:40...turns out we were due for another plague 😭

[@bigdog421]

Damn, that close up of Grant, lookin smart and handsome as always

[@chonicvalium]

Grant, "We're due for another plague."

[@kse3]

Is multi-track drifting an option?

[@williamsmoak5787]

I have scoured the internet for a comment like this on this card game

[@MageLinzio]

Edit: Oh, Grant explains a bit.... (Typed before Grant pitches in) Im a Bible guy. Probably an unpopular thing I’m about to comment here, but here goes: At about 30:50, Lani’s story about the devil is incorrect. Yes, Satan did trick Eve into eating the forbidden fruit, but it’s not why he was thrown out of Heaven. Lucifer (Known as Satan) and his followers were thrown out of Heaven for attempting to become God. Side Note: really enjoyed the game! Hope you get a chance to play it with more people! Also hoping you do a TFS at the Table for Muffin Time! (When it comes out in April)

[@chellejohnson9789]

44:15 this is the plot of the Lathe of Heaven. When they wish for peace on earth aliens invade and millions die.

[@ArcCaravan]

The Simpsons did it.

[@ryumple]

“We need another plague.” -Lanipator 2020. Great timing guys.

[@wednesday8174]

Keanu Reeves could probably murder 12 people and get away with it all things considered Edit: Also there HAS to be a movie about a man, his brother, and a constantly horny insane lady fighting against an evil twin and if theres isnt it has to be made

[@Harmeetsingh-ep9yk]

1:50:40 yeah due for another plague...

[@DrErikNefarious]

1:11:44, you're forgetting. Bees are one of the main pollinators, we lose bees, we're all fucked

[@Daluna13]

Zito I got to give you props you have amazing debating skills

[@51Detective]

I want to see more of this this is pretty funny and the reasoning for everything was great😂😂

[@scottbecker4367]

I've seen the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny. Mr. Rogers must be taken out.

[@SixshotRevan]

I've seen it too. You can't really take out Mr. Rogers, though. He is... inevitable.

[@Cha0s009]

It was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw With civilians looking on in total awe The fight raged on for a century Many lives were claimed but eventually The champion stood, the rest saw their better Mr. Rogers in a blood-stained sweater

[@Phantom9252]

1:51:20 "Hardships make things better." "We are due for another plague." "We are certainly due to another plague." I had to check the date on this. lmao

[@AuraSeeker]

"What's one more plague?" That foreshadowing.

[@ShortT-RexLikeArms]

WOOOOOOO TROLLEY TOM RULES

[@Dovoline3]

I feel like with these kinds of card games there should always be a rule of "You don't get to define your opponent's cards". Like the modifier cards is one thing, but just blatantly saying "Oh well that doesn't count because it's not real" without using any kind of game mechanic for that is a bit.......

[@MrKingkez]

You can see my country burn from space from spaceeeee.. *sad Koala noises*

[@Shukuyou]

Happy new year, nice to see you all back at the table.

[@Xolcm]

Trouble with the trolley, eh?

[@williamsmoak5787]

This whole thing seems like an anime from start to finish

[@dr.jex___]

1:09:57 anyone else think this was gonna be a plug for a "Blue Apron" sponsorship?

[@thaddeuspine]

"We are certainly due for another plague." That aged well.

[@Quinstructer]

Gotta love the Steiner math, the numbers dont lie

[@mattardis]

1:51:30 HOLY SHIT THIS CONVERSATION AGED LIKE A FINE WINE

[@Wintersword9900]

I like it when Zito yells

[@purpletrauma]

I feel I saw a good point for a house rule. Do not debate outside the current scenario. They started using old scenarios to try to influence the current one without their cards or actual play legitimately helping them, and also tried to debate Mr Rogers is a killer robot. Probably a good house rule to say: don't try to change the scenario with your debate. What is happening on the track is what it shows on the respective cards. I did like them debating that the different items on the track were related, though; makes the scenario more complicated, and gives more to debate without just making stuff up.

[@defaultvt]

but it makes funny inside jokes for chaining rounds

[@darthyamideathbringer]

1:51:40 - "We are due for another plague." That did not age well XD

[@TheMuddler]

1:22:51 I am mad scientist. It's so cool! sunuvabich.

[@hassanhadi5464]

Lani getting eaten regardless of his choice 😂😂😂

[@kyoukotsukino6322]

Maybe the cannibal is geek-intolerant. Or just doesn't like the taste of KZbinrs. Zombies aren't choosy.

[@hassanhadi5464]

Kyouko Tsukino maybe but all his choices were similar which ever path he takes same result 😂😂 kinda found it funny

[@kyoukotsukino6322]

Oh I know it's funny. I just would prefer being eaten by someone who can at least enjoy their meal, not deathless abominations driven by instinct.

[@hassanhadi5464]

Kyouko Tsukino also a cannibal would keep you alive while he slowly carve and you eat you since no one wants to eat rotten flesh, zombies on the other hand wouldn’t care either ways and you have a better chance escaping them too

[@kyoukotsukino6322]

Fridges exist. Cannibal Lecter (yes I just did that) had one. But yeah, being caught by a savage cannibal who never heard about fridges would mean torture before death.

[@BYERE]

I recently got my copy of TBT too! I cannot WAIT to play it!

[@GokuSuperSaiyanRage]

lmao them saying we're due for another plague hasnt exactly aged well lmao

[@gutscross9706]

but those children in science fairs will grow up to become the next generation of scientists, able to save so many people with their wisdom!, like, for instance "don't kill all the fish"

[@astralviper6651]

that 9 year old first baby of the decade

[@diabolore]

oh man, I just got my game. after watching this I can't wait to play

[@nickerhart6510]

I'm starting to think grant doesn't know what honey bees actually do, yeah they make honey but their main job is being earths major sources of pollination which is absolutely critical to life.

[@basilnottheherb]

Id love to see more of this XD

[@mutehowl]

This game would be great on a round robin.

[@ianb3515]

Is the video a bit quiet or is it just me ?

[@kojimaworks52]

My dude on the end HAS to calm down, jesus christ.

[@AudioDragon51]

It was fun to watch live.

[@guidojacobs2002]

You cannot kill Keanu Reeves. He is immortal.

[@Prince_Smugarina]

First one, weak arguement for the fish.. I mean. its just Fish. Dolphins, Whales, Clams, Oysters, Starfish, Spongebobs, Mr. Crabs, Sandy Cheeks, etc aren't fish.

[@opalumbre]

1:45:09 I don’t think he knows just how much a truck full of first edition Pokémon cards would be worth (one charizard alone is worth a shit ton) Just checked and *one* set is worth ~$160,000. I can only imagine how many sets could fit in a truck. It also doesn’t say you bought them- they could be from a contest or a gift

[@sladewilder]

what was the magic word he was talking about? that stated with a K?

[@opalumbre]

@@sladewilder m8 this comment is from two years ago, i have no clue lmao

[@sladewilder]

@@opalumbre worth a shot lol

[@shadowgouf]

I want this so much

[@Desenbigh]

How'd you open the red kickstarter expansion box without ripping it?

[@MrSHADOWANGEL999]

time to get on the pain train

[@crimson5pider]

I didn't know Tram Sam was Chris Sabat

[@halucky]

11:28 Wait, what!?!

[@redx5605]

Trolley Time!

[@hughsmith7504]

1:43:00 I see some else was a fan or Iron Skys 2 as well.

[@matthewbrooks5470]

1:16 Quick question: Has there EVER been a card game where you show your hand after you draw it?

[@tweekida]

Hanabi

[@matthewbrooks5470]

@@tweekida Looks interesting. I'm going to have to show this to my friends and see if we can try this out sometime. Thanks for the info

[@thomasvu3756]

Well, the last man on Earth... there are sperm banks if that's the case.

[@smilerat8070]

"Due for another plague..." YOU ARE WHY!!!!

[@patrickdees5256]

Saw TFS at the Table. And clicked SOOOO FAST!

[@ParadygmNoR]

Yay! Zits is back!!

[@garrettcarter5622]

"I *do* hate Nazis," said the guy who passed up killing Kim-Jong Un earlier in that game.

[@sladewilder]

1:45:03 what does Grant say under his breath?

[@timelord15]

Watching this in September at 1:50:00 ish is just like too real

[@catnerdadrian7601]

Is Zito's clean solution just a shotgun?

[@connormawe01]

No, it's many shotguns.

[@michaelmcdoesntexist8350]

1:51:43 Huh. This aged well.

[@LexTheEnabler]

Was that a Hercules reference Grant I approve

[@ldragondeity]

1:51:39 Whyyyyyyyy

[@Kayuubi1]

I super don't expect an answer, but as I backed this game at it's highest tier I wanna ask anyway, what's your guys full opinion on the game. Worth it?

[@ConstantineTheRedPanda]

The purple dragon near honey, fairy dragon?

[@dj-d2030]

I am waiting for my copy!

[@jynx7788]

1:51:30 ouf, that didn't age well

[@Stolenbyfriend]

so I find myself wondering as I watch this video.. why Team Four Star.. Find it necessary in all of their streams and live content.. to have their Mics so Low that even with my speakers at Max Volume I can barely make out what they are saying unless someone gets over exited and starts yelling.. is their audio guy out to lunch? maybe it's youtube screwing them over by decreasing volume? have none of them ever watched one of their own Vods? are they using Over Priced Headphones with extra Volume Knobs to make it loud enough to hear properly when they are checking the streams are working?

[@CyborgPenguin]

Or consider this: your speakers are shit

[@Gnagniel]

3 billion bitcoin is worth more than the us national debt, that dog will not make you that much money

[@kagekitsune89]

Hey, psst, @streamfourstar, when the game references "your" it means the conductor.

[@miles4004]

were do for new plauge huh

[@BreadOnInternet]

for the third round what if mr beast got cancer

[@repairman-man]

i wish.

[@mclekfkeiwdisidido6858]

1:51:30 2020: *TAKE NOTES*