Thank you!

A new day has dawned in Westminster.

[@jonm7272]

Thank you Jonathan Pie, for helping to keep us sane during the tory shitshow nightmare.

[@jessicamilestone4026]

Couldn't agree more

[@rickylee1615]

​@@jessicamilestone4026I'll second that ☺️

[@mikehurley5052]

Now the Labour shitshow starts.

[@daveogfans413]

@@mikehurley5052 Kidstarver is going to grab all the money he can get and we're looking at a Tory government in 5 years.

[@markysumm72]

​@mikehurley5052 I love loony right tears. You lost, get over it snowflake! 🤣😭🤣😭😅😅

[@sharfold]

Fantastic work Pie! Don’t disappear with Labour in power, they need to be held to account and we need your satire to keep us informed in the funniest way.

[@IanScout1]

Well said, Proportional representation next?

[@BHJBHJ424]

@@IanScout1 Agreed

[@user-op8fg3ny3j]

@@IanScout1 I really wish so

[@Blanchy10]

In Australia we are finally free of the C*ntservatives but Labor seems too scared to do what is needed. They constantly have the right-wing media against them.

[@alexgill2455]

Absolutely! The hard work starts now.

[@hmsworcester]

For us bloody foreigners with a principle admiration for the UK, watching in bewilderment how this shitshow unfolded since Brexit forced our attention on British politics, you provided proof that hope for the UK wasn’t entirely delusional. Thank you!

[@supadave1979]

It happened way before Brexit, just a lot more noticeable since then

[@user-ul4rp5ew9j]

​@@supadave1979Because we never had a vote to join(!).

[@supadave1979]

@@user-ul4rp5ew9j vote to join what?

[@ALaughingMan]

Watching the death of the motherland happen slowly was difficult. I fear the Tories damage may be past the point of undoing.

[@ianstevenson3628]

@@user-ul4rp5ew9jit was in the election manifestos and we had a referendum in 1975

[@Seraphus87]

The world has become a darker place, but at the very least, the Tories have been told, in no uncertain terms, to get fncked.

[@ShishakliAus]

The Tories have been told to fuck off... But I fear they heard "you should be more like Reform party"

[@thinfourth]

You think that labour is going to be any better? Probably not But at least i don't have to listen to your screaming lefties screaming about the tories

[@MintiesPoopin]

You can see the weight that’s been lifted on his poor soul from the accumulated 14 years of pure rage.

[@anaisanais4626]

I have never seen the man so... Unangry? 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@WELLBRAN]

hes an actor

[@chrisspencer6502]

Yes but like a breakup at first you’re happy it’s over then you realise you need to start meeting new people

[@WilliamMacKenzie-dq6bf]

That must run into tonnes taken over a 68 Million population....

[@thenefyncat6970]

Just waiting for the anti Starmer rants to start. Go, Mr Pie, go. Can't have people in government thinking they're loved and respected by the rest of us, and bear in mind how it turned out last time Labour won. And threw away all the goodwill.

[@TheSteveBoyd]

You lucky bastards! Sincerely, America

[@davey8914]

Be lucky bastards in November, USA💙 Sincerely, UK

[@D_4_N_]

We're not out of the woods yet. They've still gotta deliver.

[@carmenmccauley585]

Lol!!!!😂😂

[@carmenmccauley585]

​@@D_4_N_and they never do....

[@antoinemazet6615]

Please wish us French bastards luck too. :-)

[@Rorschach.]

Thank you for your services to maintaining that nation's sanity through the dark times.

[@LuisFilipeDVentura]

Thank you JP for the company and entertainment in the long dark night of the last 14 years! You've done this country a service!

[@thomashoops6072]

The part where the queen was stood alone at her husband's funeral right after the picture of Boris having a party is a reminder of the kind of government we had running our country.

[@STORMDAME]

My ex died in the same year as our Queen. My grown up daughters were tasked with deciding which 20 people could attend his funeral when the attendees should have been spilling out of the door. I felt guilty breaking covid rules as I briefly hugged my kids when we should have remained 6 feet apart,. Then came those party images. I honestly thought Boris could not offend me more up until that point but the bas ... ket proved me wrong.

[@MrSonicB00m]

My Grandad was seriously ill during Covid and it pains me that I was unable to see him or any of my friends and family during that time whilst the Tories parties in downing street. Its time for a fresh start.

[@kitm141]

That picture was a defining moment and of course, she was a symbol of all the people over the country in the same position. So casually cruel. One of my close friends is a funeral director and had to tell families to sit apart, to move away from their sobbing mothers, fathers or children because the government said we had to do this to keep each other safe. When she saw the party pictures I thought she was going to lose her mind.

[@Crazybaby2409]

To be honest she’d probably rather not sit next to any of them in her time of grief.

[@RobertGeez]

@@MrSonicB00m But not with Starmer. Worse is to come.

[@PrinceRapthorne]

Eagerly anticipating what Pie has in store for labour

[@DjDeadpig]

The same as the conservatives. Two cheeks of the same rear.

[@stuartivins7846]

Lots of 'matetial' coming shortly from 'Reform !'

[@DjDeadpig]

@@stuartivins7846might get more material against the Lib Dem’s since their doing surprisingly well.

[@CommieHedgehog]

They better be held accountable for any wrongs they do. But I'll be surprised if they do a worse job than the tories.

[@1inchPunchBowl]

I'm eagerly anticipating what Labour will do to reverse the wanton destruction the Tories have done to this country.

[@michaelpatterson5811]

"Thank you for the days you gave me", Jonathan Pie - endles, excrutiating truths! Bravo, Tom!😊😊😃

[@bensonarizona7820]

Everything I drank today came out of my nose the moment Jonathan began to "sing". Ingenious!

[@JhanDeCal]

Now Brits can celebrate July 4th too. ❤❤❤

[@Red_Lion2000]

I'm suprised we dont, we already speak the Americans broken version of our own language.

[@MsCheesemonster13]

Thank you. I certainly feel like celebrating. 😊

[@VampiraVonGhoulscout]

Awww that's really sweet, actually. Thank you!

[@Crusty_Camper]

We really should. The Colonists were British too !

[@Timlagor]

Only those who haven't noticed who Starmer is

[@jenifusion]

"Be careful, when a democracy is sick, fascism comes to its bedside, but it is not to inquire about its health.' Albert Camus

[@sacredgeometry]

Yeah and it looks like it might have arrived. Time will tell.

[@JynxedKoma]

@@sacredgeometry "Time will tell"?! Are you mad? That's exactly what Labour is.

[@shellzyotube9549]

I think in the Nasty Party Govt's case it was narcism and Sociopath(s).

[@haylidumont]

@@JynxedKoma No that's what Reform is. The risk is that Starmer panders to them too much and dips into fascism to do so. Doubt it though, considering they only won 5 seats.

[@handlemonium]

And the U.S. Supreme Court just ruled that presidents and former presidents have criminal immunity 💀

[@IanBourneMusic]

Kirsty MacColl singing Ray Davies, used to celebrate the removal of the most corrupt government in living history. Wonderful.

[@victoriajoyce7363]

God Save The Kinks

[@Virolaxion]

The most corrupt government in living history? Like... of the world...?

[@tonyefc8423]

Out of work and got no money, a sunday joint of bread and honey. Just how the Tories like to keep us 'underlings', with their boot firmly pressed upon our scalps, as we try to re surface from the 'shit infested' British waters

[@peterbattey8263]

You think your council was bad, mine was even worse I'm talking about Birmingham it's in that much debt they want me to pay my council tax from the other side via a medium. ( is there anybody there? Knock once for YES. Twice for NO)

[@atalanta9353]

‘The most corrupt government in living history’? The Tories are awful but you’re denigrating the horrific experiences of millions of people. Silly.

[@epopeeyvette2943]

Well done my british friends ! All the very Best for the new Britain in a better world 🙏🥰🌈 And LONG LIVE BRITAIN AND THE BRITISH PEOPLE ♥️♥️♥️🙋 We the French people are changing also the government face of our country 🇨🇵 for the French people to live free and better 🙏🌈💞 Long live France !

[@brettmeikle]

Thank christ for the left alliance!

[@Kevin-mx1vi]

The sound of Kirsty McColl's voice choked me up. I think she'd have approved.

[@simongiles9749]

As would Ray Davies, I suspect.

[@WHRBERT]

A beautiful soul

[@simontemplar404]

Great choice of song. You can find the cover of the Kinks "Days" on Kirsty MacColl's album "Kite" released in 1989. Kirsty you might recall was mown down and killed at the age of 41 by a powerboat controlled by Guillermo González Nova, multimillionaire president of the Comercial Mexicana supermarket chain. On the album "Kite" MacColl's lyrics addressed life in Margaret Thatcher's Britain and addressed the vagaries of love. Kirsty is most likely best known today for her duet with Shane MacGowan on the Pogues "Fairytale of New York".

[@TonyP_Yes-its-Me]

Until the video gets removed by music industry lawyers.

[@111doomer]

Kirsty MacColl and Billy Bragg sing "venality". Kirsty MacColl sings "there's a Guy works down the chipshop who thinks he's Boris, he's a liar..."

[@ploppysonofploppy6066]

Make a sentence out of these words. "Riddance", "privileged", "tossers" "good", " you".

[@casim8842]

May I add 'thieving'?

[@DoomsdayR3sistance]

I can't do it, I keep mentally adding another that rhymes with bucking

[@kanny5175]

It's cute that you think there has been change 😊

[@xensonar9652]

@@kanny5175 "ThEy aRe AlL tHe SaMe" right?

[@kanny5175]

@xensonar9652 Starmer is not a socialist, Sunak is not a Conservative, neither are arguing on the basis of first principles, They are global neoliberalists.. both favour global corporatism over country and the common man. Enjoy!

[@amandachapman4708]

Yes, I think we won't forget those endless days. Thank f**k we had Jonathan Pie to help keep us sane and voice our thoughts.

[@Ozwald84]

Thanks Pie for reminding us we're not alone throughout this. Enjoy the win, take it all in an breathe deep. See you when the new parliament sits and the REAL work begins. We'll need you.

[@ScaleUpScaleDown]

I am a Kirsty MacColl and Jonathan Pie fan, and a direct victim of Tory corruption at my local council, Thurrock. This hits ALL the buttons.

[@simonmason8582]

It's a Kink's song originally.

[@ScaleUpScaleDown]

@@simonmason8582 I know. Kirsty was a terrific songwriter, but also brilliant at putting her own twist on others songs . This, 'A New England' and 'Miss Otis Regrets' are all as good as the originals

[@Bromley68]

I feel your pain. Unfortunately South Basildon and Thurrock appear to have elected a Reform UK MP unless I got that wrong?

[@simonmason8582]

@@Bromley68 You can fit all of the Reform MPs in a Mini (made by BMW).

[@SmileySmile77]

@@ScaleUpScaleDown I'm a Kirsty-fan from Germany and upvoted this video in no regards for the politics, but just for good taste.

[@matt-berry]

Days by the Kinks was the song that closed my Dad's funeral. It was the day after Boris' birthday bash in lockdown. I already wanted the Tories gone before then, after that it was a personal vendetta. This video is closure. Thank you Jonathan ❤️

[@dannyarcher6370]

Is this what a Kinks song sounds like? I thought they were supposed to edgy 70s punk group? GAY! 😂

[@matt-berry]

@@dannyarcher6370 it's a cover

[@paramotorhead]

@@dannyarcher6370that’s your take on a comment about the loss of a father? Very classy and by the way since when have the kinks been a 70’s punk band, how uninformed are you 🔔🔚 @matt-berry, I’m sorry for your loss.

[@cheeseypeas]

Bless you Matt. So sorry for your pain and loss ❤

[@paultaylor7082]

@@dannyarcher6370 The Kinks had their biggest hits, mainly in the 1960s, from 1964 to the early 1970s, 'Days' was a hit for them in 1968. This version here is the late Kirsty McColl one, I think from the late 1980s/early 1990s. I prefer the original myself, but still a great and rather apt song. The Kinks were never punks, they were unique and Ray Davies, who wrote most of their songs, including 3 Number Ones, is a musical genius from Muswell Hill, North London.

[@JimHoke-n3i]

*Larry Burkett's book on "Giving and Tithing" drew me closer to God and helped my spirituality. 2020 was a year I literally lived it. I cashed in my life savings and gave it all away. My total giving amounted to 40,000 dollars. Everyone thought I was delusional. Today, 1 receive 85,000 dollars every two months. I have a property in Calabasas, CA, and travel a lot. God has promoted me more than once and opened doors for me to live beyond my dreams. God kept to his promises to and for me*

[@HannahMcnicholl]

There's wonder working power in following Kingdom principles on giving and tithing. Hallelujah!

[@DawnDanielak]

But then, how do you get all that in that period of time? What is it you do please, mind sharing?

[@LeonardYenglin]

It is the digital market. That's been the secret to this wealth transfer. A lot of folks in the US and abroad are getting so much from it, God has been good to my household Thank you Jesus

[@LeonardYenglin]

Big thanks to Ms. Chisty Fiore❤️✨💯May God bless Christy Fiore services,she have changed thousands of lives globally

[@FelixRothbart]

How can I start this digital market, any guidelines and how can I reach out to her?

[@essiebee3187]

Effing brilliant! Thank you Johnathan for keeping us sane during the insanity.

[@paulastevenson387]

Thanks Jonathan. Fir helping to keep me sane through the worst government of my 63 years.

[@berenicehickey9755]

And of my 67 years!

[@snowiecat456]

​@@berenicehickey9755 And of my 70 years.

[@angelalord6269]

and my 72

[@colinb9183]

And my 64

[@beingsshepherd]

They did something worse than bombing, invading and occupying Iraq???

[@IsaacKing-yf4ty]

Thanks Jonathan Pie for entertaining us throughout the Tory chaos of the last 14 years.

[@ALFIN-b2u]

Convert to Islam. we Will die

[@jurriendevries3673]

I never realised how much a happy Jonathan Pie would lift my spirits. Even better now that my own country is probably heading for some of its darkest days. Thank you mr. Pie! Enjoy these sunny days, but don't forget to take on Labour every time they mess up too!

[@stumclellan5988]

If you're in France, hopefully things won't be quite as dark as first thought....

[@katyoconnor5052]

Love it. Best moment of the night Liz Truss losing her seat. Thanks for the humour over the last few years but don't stop now!

[@XanderVJ]

As a Spaniard who used to live in Britain during the whole Brexit fiasco... Good ridance. But please, Britain, stay strong. You are from being out of the woods yet. I'd say now it's when the real challenge begins. If Labour doesn't improves the situation in any meaningful way, the future of the country will be even darker than we can fathom now. I hope things will improve nlw

[@STORMDAME]

They couldn't get much worse. At this point all I'm really asking for is less corruption

[@PercivalBlakeney]

​@@STORMDAME Don't speak too soon. "There's no ground floor in Hell." - Proinsias Cassidy.

[@martinsmallridge4025]

@@STORMDAME Oh they could. Just remember that Farage is a disciple of GOP, Trump and the hot mess that is "media" in all its forms. We need to be aware and ready to combat the constant stream of misinformation, BS, and fear/hate mongering filth that will stream forth from those who would have us divided and weaker.

[@plumbertime]

Labour went and blew up Iraq for no reason other than lies then when voted out left a post it note saying there’s no money left! Could argue that’s why there’s so many problems in Middle East!

[@apz202]

Davos doesn't want him to improve the country.

[@ruairidhsaunders]

🎵 Thank you for the rants. Those endless rants, such funny rants relieved me. I’m laughing at the rants, the jokes that were not really jokes relieved me. They kept us sane, through 14 years of stupid spoiled numpties. They took our faith, our patience and our taxes thrown to the breeze. Days I’ll remember all my life. Days with the scandals day and night. But thank you Pie, I won’t forget a single rant believe me. 🎵

[@2239jules]

Amen!

[@mainStream-user]

Brilliant

[@bathfun]

I am gonna be humming that all day!

[@jellybathwater]

Perfect

[@chrisgibson6055]

Spon on!😊

[@billmorris8358]

Jonathan, thank you. You have kept our spirits up for so long. You gave the voiceless a voice. Loved all of your output. You expressed what millions couldn’t. Thank so much

[@isobelbrookhaslam9547]

Thank you for the days you made me cry with laughter! You should be available on the NHS.x

[@gtijohn69]

Thanks Jonathan Pie. Let's hope that Starmer prosecutes the corrupt A/holes who have just left office!. Most of them should be in jail.

[@blacklodgecooper9328]

He IS a corrupt a hole.

[@BadgerMcblasty]

Starmer can’t prosecute himself.

[@philscott3759]

You mean like he didn't with Jimmy Saville?

[@JimAllen-Persona]

You’re joking, right? Across the pond, a man can commit a felony and not only still has the right to run for office when others with a felony have no right to vote, but the highest court in the land has granted him partial immunity. It’s not all that much different on your side of the puddle.

[@L-iv6lx]

@@philscott3759 you do know Saville was never cautioned by the police right, or any service with PACE clocks, therefore you can't prosecute him?

[@BeautyDarkly]

I was born into a Tory UK in 1981, I have lived 30 of my 43 years under the blue boot. I have witnessed the ups and downs of both sides. Having weathered the last 14 years of Tory torment, I am glad we finally pulled the brakes on the insanity and I hope from the bottom of my heart, we never see their return.

[@martinryan8101]

under the blue boot …. a very graphic and spot on way of describing life ‘under’ them.

[@matthorrocks6517]

@@BeautyDarkly of course they are coming back. In 5 or 10 years it will return. You never had a choice.

[@asdreww]

umm, this wasn't exactly an election won by Labour due to fevered support for them & their policies was it? 100% the Tories will return, in name or otherwise.

[@geejaybee]

24 of my last years have been under Labour in Wales. You may be in for a disappointment my friend...

[@peterebel7899]

Quite a trail they left for future generations to sort out! - British Overseas areas struggle to hold all the piled money - The Island of Britain is better to be described as kaputt.

[@Dougal-Mcguire]

Don't forget who gave you your job Pie! 😉 Time after time over the past 10 years or so you have been on the ball with pinpoint accuracy. Thank you for your service against the tories. And keep up the good work 🫡

[@TeamWombatMTB]

Thanks f*$# for Jonathan Pie, the master of telling truth to power. Bravo!!!

[@rjung_ch]

Thanks Jonathan Pie, well done exposing these bastards over all this time! Merci! 👍💪✌

[@karenmccartney9514]

Thank you so much JP. Because of you we have all felt a little bit less lonely in our despair with the successive Tory governments. Please keep up the good work because Labour will need to be held account every step of the way.

[@kalayne6713]

Indeed! Change has been very slow in Australia since we ousted our corrupt, greedy right wing government. I tell myself it's because our new government has to correct the mistakes of the previous one, but I am a little concerned about a few issues like homelessness, cost of living, the broken health care system. Fingers crossed, change will come quicker in the UK. Well done.

[@tonyefc8423]

Jonathan Pie. This man's 'fact based hilarity' kept me 'sane' through the 14 year Tory induced nightmare that has destroyed the lives of so many people in this once 'proud' nation. He sees through the Tory smoke and mirrors act, to pour scorn over their self serving political decisions, in such an enjoyable way. JP is clearly a highly intelligent man, with such a 'cutting' sense of humour. He portrays the role of 'political correspondent ' with aplomb. One question though. Why has this man not got his own TV show? Maybe he commands a fee that is over the minimum wage? The Tories in charge of BBC and the likes wouldn't like this! He is the most refreshing, innovative comedy talent in Britain at the moment, and has been for quite some time imho.

[@marygillmeister6013]

Thank you for bringing laughter through the worst of their FOURTEEN years of utter disgrace. Onwards! And dont stop, Labour will need watching with your keen eye

[@amandafarr5688]

Thankyou Tom for talking so much sense as the angry with the state of this country, Jonathan Pie. You have hit the nail on the head with every single broadcast. The voice of the sane everyday people ❤❤❤

[@benmrgamw681]

What sense? The donut doesn't understand they are both the same.. both lie, both steal our money, both destroy the NHS in fact it was labour that privatised 7% of the NHS yearssss ago and underfunded them every single year they were in power... Not to mention the disgusting lies during COVID, Kier having a house party when we were lied to that it was dangerous. You're all foolish.

[@cerealkiillar]

Thanks SO MUCH for showing Americans how it's DONE! For your IMMENSE wit, your energy, your relentless perseverance! The UK owes you a night or ten on the town...and so do we in The States.

[@Red_Lion2000]

Getting your military bases and troops out of our country would do fine, thanks.

[@cerealkiillar]

@@Red_Lion2000 Yeah well I'm not in charge of that. Sorry. And oh, who wanted them there? Any clue on your end?

[@neighbshoes1137]

Showing americans what? Lol We have plenty of stupid sounding political brits on our american tvs. Too many actually.

[@user-zm7jb7bx4k]

Thanks for appreciating him. He's our British treasure.

[@CharlieTheSupersaurus]

@@Red_Lion2000 I'll gladly take American bases and troops here if it means we don't wind up with Russian ones, mate.

[@androidemulator6952]

Kirstie Mcoll R.I.P. - we miss you !

[@JacquelineLeeLewes]

I love Jonathon Pie. Just love him. And that wonderful moment when the weight of the Tory years lifts from his face .. a wonderful actor.

[@joshuasquier2384]

I've been under a conservative government since I was 6 years old. Yesterday I was able to vote and today I cry tears of joy for the end of an era of pain that my family endured during the vile rule of the Tory party. We are liberated!

[@SarmonOflynn]

This is exactly how I felt when John Howard was tossed out of government when I was 19, and he had been Australia's PM since I was 9.

[@Layla-kd4ui]

I am struggling with the maths...as I have been under some version of conservative government, or at least rabid neoliberalism since I was thirteen years old, in 1979. In the last decade or so my family have been dealing with the toxic consequences of policies, the worst of which were put in place by Tony Blair, now his lad Starmer is in government after rooting our the Left of his party and welcoming Tories who have crossed the floor, hopefully something can eventially change in my lifetime...and if not mine then within the lifetime of our daughter...

[@gholmes2756]

Jeez, tears of joy 😂 Pathetic.

[@mattcameron9349]

Brace yourself! You REALLY think much has changed?

[@IsaacKing-yf4ty]

I've been under the Tories since I was 4, I am 18 now and I was able to vote those Tories out by doing a postal vote.

[@georginahallett8716]

Thank you J.P. for your constant rants, one of the few sane voices in the past 14 years.

[@terryboland3816]

Change it up Tom. You're overusing 'sane' - it's too transparent.

[@earnestequivocation6250]

Like Hislop, a reassuring presence in a sea of insanity. He nails absolutely everything and articulates in a manner you couldn’t hope to yourself!

[@LJY08]

Congratulations Torries, you have earned all of this. Congratulations Britain, from Australia with love. You deserve better and you're going to get it now 😉xx

[@WetSands]

Thank you Jonathan for bringing us all laughter during those dark fourteen years of government.

[@alistairmorrish8613]

Thanks Jonathan. I believe you played an enormous part in alerting your sleeping Brits to the misadventures of the Tories. I'm proud of you, and I'm not even a Brit.

[@Oldskaterguy101]

You Sir, are a National Treasure 👏

[@MrButtonpresser]

It's like a light has been shone in the darkest recess!

[@spnhhf]

Please be there to hold Labour to account The country needs you!!!

[@zm321]

He won't.

[@Bijits2510]

@@zm321exactly, he is a leftist, socialist- labour stooge

[@johnmulligan912]

@@zm321 Of course he will.

[@swissystan]

Definitely, but let’s give them a chance to turn the titanic….i think we have been frog-boiled to the extent that we know it is shit now, wherever you look, but in reality the country is in an even shittier state than that. We have been brainwashed by these b’stards to take what we are given and to be grateful for it. We have lived through the human equivalent of Animal Farm. Let’s hope the mood lifts and we can rally together to start the recovery process.

[@zm321]

@@johnmulligan912 I hope he does, but I reckon he won't.

[@tejida815]

Best of luck to the new government 🇬🇧 Justice for Grenfell!

[@botany500kojak]

PPP and corporate fascism will continue.

[@alee3079]

Thank you, Jonathan Pie. I’ve been really struggling to celebrate this Labour victory. I found it very easy to celebrate the crushing of the Tory party, the worst government(s) in British history. But this contribution had me in tears of laughter. Don’t go anywhere - you’ll have plenty of material with “stasi Starmer” and his Labour front bench. 😘

[@grahampascoe5769]

You're a part of the reason why, thank you for offering one place where satire was more truth than our press. Thanks Jonathan/Tom

[@uttaradit2]

its not satire

[@KootFloris]

@@uttaradit2 Indeed, the rest is a pretence shit show, of barbarians in suits with ties talking as if reasonable and caring.

[@Mr.Compass-95]

I'm really pleased for Jonathan Pie and the British people as a whole. May you finally move on to a brighter and more prosperous future after 14 painful years of conservative government.

[@garybrooks5296]

Aint going to happen!

[@EarlHare]

*looks at the books* OH CHRIST

[@ohcrikey-bd6dr]

You do realise Pie is a fictional character right?

[@trevorcorker929]

I won`t hold my breath !

[@alisonwilson9749]

@@ohcrikey-bd6dr I think we do, thanks.

[@BorderRebels]

Brilliant! 👏👏👏👏 Have a good night's sleep, then get stuck into Reform...

[@christopherwhittaker2620]

Yessss brother. Thank you for your heartfelt work 💜💜💜

[@thestrangermusic]

You can really see the relief in his face. It's like he's a new man. Never seen Jonathan like this before.

[@leonrobinson8180]

I know. Make it stop!

[@stewartlone3445]

Don't go too far, Jonathan. Your country needs YOU!

[@sgtlucifer6883]

- Jonathan Pie for USA President 2024 - America, you need a Jonathan Pie more than you know.

[@samueldeoliveira4508]

Please keep Labour right. They will need your help. and we also.

[@lettochfilms]

Sums up the feeling of an entire nation perfectly............well probably almost everyone anyway. Utter genius. Thank you.

[@sallyann4660]

Brilliant I cried with laughter pure joy of their leaving , favourite moment when Liz truss hiding in the loo delaying the announcement of her loss . Thank you for your regular rants mr pie that made me feel I was not alone during those torturous days of Tory rule

[@zm321]

She will have been snorting coke. I reckon that 4 of our last PM's did coke whilst on the job; Blair, Cameron, Johnson and Truss.

[@adammoss5284]

There has been talk of powder on the floor in the Westminster loos for a good few years now. Maybe some literally ‘powdered their nose’.

[@TropTing]

@@zm321 Not forgetting Gove 😀

[@zm321]

@@TropTing Yes him too! It's common knowledge about Osbourne as well.

[@Red_Lion2000]

" I cried with laughter pure joy" Really? because we went from Blue late stage capitalism to red late stage capitalism? Life would be so much easier if I was that naive. I actually envy you tbh.

[@guylongmore]

This has finally made the result real. Pie speaks, nay sings. Let's hope it's not a swan song. One of the finest satirical creations in the history of British political comedy. I salute you Tom!

[@MichaelWilliams-nf7of]

🎉great work - horrible memories 😮did we really go through all of that!!! We have hope now ❤

[@AC-xh8li]

Seeing Pie happy is so heartwarming

[@RustyShackleford101]

If ever there was a case for justified schadenfreude, it is this. Thank you, Jonathan Pie, for keeping us laughing and informed through a dismal 14 years.

[@Derek_Garnham]

inescapable schadenfreude, I tried to resist, but hell - just let it flow.

[@coppershark1973]

Thanks for your service Tom 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

[@kimberleyaxxxx934]

Thank you.Thank YOU!....and lets THANK ...our Electortate !!

[@andydavidson2793]

Your words and choice of pictures express how I really feel. Thank you Mr Pye, and all your behind the screen people you rant to. You know you have to keep going, yeah?

[@benji.B-side]

In the darkest of the dark of Tory rule, Johnathan Pie was our guiding light! Thank you Mr Pie!

[@terryboland3816]

OK Tom, don't make it too obvious.

[@nancyhood8395]

Now what should happen is police investigations into the lies corruption,incompetence, of this scumbags reign !!! And most should be jailed

[@EarthlyEden1]

You think Labour are going to be any better, remember Blair.

[@chrisdrury9723]

What's the point in jailing anyone? Starmer's letting people out because the prisons are full...

[@muttleybn8007]

​@@chrisdrury9723Prisons have been full and there have been policies to let prisoners out early and not send guilty people down for years under the Tories.

[@Altair885]

​@@chrisdrury9723What? Labour have not even been in power for a day, how the heck can they be responsible for that?!! This is the problem with these people, totally delusional 😮

[@snowiecat456]

​@@chrisdrury9723 Starmer's not in No 10 yet. How is he letting anyone out? The blame for prisons being full lies fairly and squarely with the tories. Starmer actually called Rishi out for letting violent people out early, in PMQs a few weeks ago.

[@user-cs2uc2rr7g]

We need to get him on Britains got talent.

[@jornalistarenatarosa4205]

So much joy in him! Workers of the world, unite!

[@peterbaker8369]

Absolutely brilliant. This household is feeling the same incredible relief this morning. Let's hope the new administration can steer the ship back on course after 14 years of incompetence and greed.

[@slcism]

It will be more of the same. Shit sandwich, anyone?

[@mountainfreedom9000]

Don't hold your breath

[@jamiegreen3736]

It's mad how anyone thinks it's gonna get better 😂 the borders are well and truly open now your daughters will be bringing foreign men home to meet their parents and everything you grew up knowing will be eradicated and turned completely foreign, Muslim and none white

[@jamiegreen3736]

Plus the higher taxes let's not forget those

[@AjinkyaBhushan]

Hoping for a better life for all people in the UK. I hope Labour will solve the problems.

[@israelhands3319]

You want your head read if you think it's going to get better

[@jackiehilton9670]

😂

[@RoninofRamen]

Keir Starmer couldn't solve the problems on a KS2 SATs paper, dream on.

[@BeeLZBeeb]

Didn't vote for him, or trust him, but seeing as he's here anyway, I hope he does help.

[@krashd]

@@israelhands3319 He would have to try really fucking hard to make things worse.

[@Levenstone132]

Thankyou Mr. Pie! And the lovely Kirsty,I'm sure she'd be smiling too.

[@mazz3736]

So good I keep playing it over and over, very funny. Yes we won't forget!

[@greatsajby9266]

Ray, Kirsty and Jonathan... a match made in heaven. Now if only America would come to its bloody senses like this.

[@KootFloris]

Oh my, they're still on the path, from Trump day one, each day I think, for sure it can;t get more crazy than this, and each day Trump and now the whole GOP, and the whole US go one day more batshit crazy.

[@ErikStehlar]

As a NYer, care to define. I keep my thoughts on UK govt to myself because it's not my country. Perhaps you could do us that favor?

[@janwilson9485]

​@@ErikStehlar why?

[@jdavison8551]

@@ErikStehlartake it as a complement as it’s no doubt meant well. Most people in the UK are well disposed to our American cousins, and would hope you can avoid having the kind of self centred, selfish, lying, hypocritical bastards in power that we have just endured for 14 years.

[@alisonwilson9749]

@@ErikStehlar And yet, here you are.

[@tylerdurden7500]

Brilliant. Thank you Jonathan for articulating the pain of the last 14 years.

[@EverestBlizzard]

Please keep doing what you do Jonathan! I really hope Labour will do well this time around.

[@kevinking588]

I needed this....we all did 🤣🤣🤣 "he's still fucking there" 🤣🤣🤣 Bless the Pie

[@peterrenn6341]

Tears in my eyes this morning! Oh! Happy day! Thank you, Tom.

[@agnivabanerjee3983]

😃😃👍❤️😃🌲

[@timmanning5206]

Don't forget everyone, he had to do this well in advance so there's one in case the tories won.... We need to persuade him to release it!

[@SportyMabamba]

Release the Monster Raving Loony cut!! 🤣

[@colinwilson210]

Release the Reform edition for extra spicy comments :-p

[@Xiphactinus]

Release the Binface cut #binfacesweep

[@nlwilson4892]

I've just said much the same, I suspect there's a few versions for different scenarios and we need to see them all.

[@ricopimento]

There was never any real prospect of the Tories winning so I doubt there is a Tory victory version, entertaining that it would have been.

[@Damaaskrose]

Please please keep going. We really need to keep Starmer on his toes. BTW, I like how the beginning of the vid starts by being dull and then the colours come in. I also love that it is Kirsty McColl (RIP)

[@clausderenda5777]

Seeing those clips makes me wonder who on earth would consider hiring any of those incompetent wankers to be in charge of a chip-van. 😂 Pure nostalgia!

[@Missunderstood103]

I'm so jealous. But I'm right here in America celebrating 4 u & with u. Now, please, wish us luck. We're reallllly in need of it.🤞

[@jonm7272]

Good luck, up to you now to dump the orange turd in your upcoming elections. We'll be watching in hope!

[@RobertGeez]

Vote Trump

[@jonm7272]

@@RobertGeez magatwat

[@Red_Lion2000]

Get your military bases out of Britain please.

[@TrueMachwind]

4th July 2024 truly was our Independence Day from the long 14 years of Tory tyranny. God bless Jonathan Pie for getting us through these crazy times and here’s to a new dawn and new day to hopefully some real change 🌟

[@esk8jaimes]

Amen to that! 😅

[@GreatSageSunWukong]

lol you must be joking, the establishment played you like a fiddle if you voted labour expecting things to get better, you should have learned by now its a double act to give the illusion of choice to stop the filthy masses revolting

[@catlee8064]

So its Labour tyranny we have now then, What should we expect, more illegal wars? More lying to parliment to get us into them? More sell offs of the NHS?

[@bitze865]

Now it's the other side turn to fuck shit up 😉

[@halley4032]

Woo Hoo, Labour back in, finally! Now, lets get those borders wide open and wack that DEI dial to number 11 ... Let's Party

[@epopeeyvette2943]

I am British citizen and French national. The both countries I belong to 🇬🇧🇨🇵♥️🙋

[@sfcpres4364]

Thank YOU Jonathan & Tom for putting my thoughts into words for so many years. I've been with you since the beginning and hopefully will stay till the end (which I hope this isn't?).

[@alexandres777]

Thank you! Your last videos helped my friend convert from a Torry voter to Labour. We did it!

[@doctorwalex]

Thank you Mr Pie. I know you will be there to give Labour grief if they don't deliver. Fingers crossed they will. We love you.

[@hullkenflo]

Seen you live Mr Pie in 2019 i think, you're excellent in so many ways on so many levels, loved this f you, thanks ❤

[@stevedavies5367]

Thanks JP and thank you Tom. Every time over the last few years that one of my friends has tried to argue that the tories haven't been that bad, I've simply forwarded one of your amazing videos. You're a legend and I hope you continue to hold labour to account moving forward!

[@jackielove00]

Jonathan Pie - You've earned every note of that! Please, please, please don't stop. Hold Labour to account. The country needs you more than ever. And do consider running in 2029. Give me a Pie Prime Minister over Farage-Tice.

[@paulhancock3791]

No...thank you! for being a beacon to the rational; for helping us know we weren't alone/going mad! You're a national treasure!

[@terryboland3816]

Tom, you need to stop with the national treasure thing. It's not going to happen.

[@frankshailes3205]

The first whole day of being able to breathe the air of a Britain without a corrupt government. It's been a long time.

[@fultondegois2229]

Jonathan Pie, a True Crusader. Give him a Knight Hood. 👍

[@catharinethomas5797]

Jonathan made the New York Times! Excellent!

[@tonyefc8423]

Pie deserves a much bigger platform for his genius satire.