THAT IS NOT A COW! • 12.7.16

[@Eirith]

Emile is honestly the most thoughtful person. He goes the extra mile. EVERY TIME.

[@NICKELBACKFAN94]

i guess Emile is short for Extra Mile (E-Mile)

[@PrincessSunnyoftheSandWings]

@@NICKELBACKFAN94 I see what you did there

[@Aswedishzeldagirl]

Jon wearing a Lucah shirt is just really stinkin cute.

[@SuperCaptureDevice]

Well they are dating, so

[@RainaThrownAway]

That's the point, I think.

[@adamchaplin9702]

and its like free advertizing, because lucahjin is in my opinion, one of the better female letsplayers

[@jsonmax1780]

Aswedishzeldagirl that is really adorable

[@nerosoul2506]

its cuter now with the marriage

[@Lymington214]

"It's for dice and it's also possessed by Satan!"

[@lasharcus1502]

Emile just seems like a great guy, someone I would love to be friends with

[@lasharcus1502]

And Tim, Masae, Jon, Stephen and Mal

[@VinchVolt]

Emile reminds me a lot of myself for some reason.

[@Feber2001]

LaSharcus, same. They are genuinely nice people.

[@alexparent860]

LaSharcus Me too. I would however try to avoid playing any competitive (video) games with Emile.

[@thisfool3759]

I know this is late, but I agree. And my role in my friend group is basically his role in his group: The guy that makes puns so bad that he can *feel* the others' desires to punch him in the face.

[@bozobones8750]

"I will make the most succulent baby you have ever laid eyes on" - Chuggaconroy 2k17what a great quote to start off the year!

[@xepher5829]

Alex Arcade I mean, it's 2016, but still a great quote.

[@dorf7219]

great quote to end the year, lets use that instead

[@Yacob-Dragolonk]

Just look at Masae when he said that

[@agirlwithnoname5625]

Can we all just appreciate how Chugga is basically a huge kid with a big heart. It's flipping adorable. We need more people like him

[@Pogohg]

3:29 It's Emile's morning wood. Under normal circumstances he would give to Daisy but this is a special occasion as it is Christmas time.

[@TheHeavenlyRice]

Checking the price of the dice tower and vault together, with the custom engraving, the set cost $358 total. And here I thought that he finally spent a little less than the cost of a whole console...

[@TheUltimateRare]

gotta use dat youtube moneh.

[@supertigress9124]

6:24 The wild Stephen is laughing hard. It may be unable to move. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Also, Emile's the most thoughtful and generous person ever. He always goes the extra mile. Definitely someone I'd really like being friends with.

[@RainaThrownAway]

Stephen! If you're ever in the market for a really nice set of dice, I highly recommend Die Hard Dice. They specialize in high quality metal dice, and they are probably the best "DM dice" I've ever used. When you roll them, the roll feels more important because they weigh so much. And because they're, y'know, metal, they don't have the almost inescapable defects that plastic dice can have that can cause one side of the die to come up more often. Also you can use the d4s as literal caltrops, in case you ever need to run from somebody while carrying D&D dice. So there's that.

[@mikeewing7419]

Stephen is wearing the same shirt he got the Xbox One in! "Bro can you even Braille?"

[@hazardrider8317]

8:00 That Okami figure is AWESOME!!!!!

[@ZapCannon5]

SuperHackaDaru you can buy one from First Four Figures, there is a standard one and then there is one that has the sun fire stuff on the back that can be illuminated because it has LEDs in it.

[@TheUltimateRare]

Oh! You kam me!

[@hazardrider8317]

ZapCannon5 Sadly, the official website states that it only ships to Japan and Australia

[@ThatGuy001]

A gift from emile that it's not a console!? WHAAAAAATT!?!?

[@dommitchell4319]

he probably realized that if he gave one person a console then he'd have to give everyone a console. Although, he probably would do that. Strange.

[@PrincessSunnyoftheSandWings]

He knows that Mal (and she also says this on her about section of her KZbin page) is an artist and loves doing her work

[@amberlesiuk6380]

Emile is such a sweet heart :)

[@colorfularty]

How was the vlog title not "I am George Washington and I am the Beef"? HOW!? XD

[@shubzilla755]

"It'll be really great for when we get our next hurricane" "Yeah, let's just assume that we'll never get another one." Mal & Steven - 2017

[@GidenUltimus]

i always click these vlogs especially fast since the emile vlogs is where i started the journey before going back and watching from episode 1. love it

[@JitteryJackanape]

that moment when the vlog spoils something and it's over a month behind XD

[@MikeCappella98]

but the videos haven't even come out yet, people will still watch it

[@PrincessSunnyoftheSandWings]

3:05 I hear you Mal… I live in Texas’ Gluf region (I used to live in the northern section of the central region for a while when I was younger) where there’s always a chance for one during Hurricane season

[@AlxameiArxon]

I was so excited when I saw the Wyrmwood logo! I love their gaming supplies! My boyfriend and I each have a vault and a tabletop dice tray. The custom StephenVlog Logo was a really nice touch as well!

[@B0redTurtle]

The game of DnD makes SO much more sense now.

[@tizzytaz3321]

Emile is such a great guy. He is so amazing and sweet

[@Mastergamer616]

Chugga always bears gifts i love it.

[@dar6420]

Masae is a beautiful human being and I love her so much!!

[@Smile936]

11:08 Masae's tribute for Gabe the Bork Dog in the future

[@mr_rainbowcat8243]

*[Insert joke about Chugga's closet being abnormally large]*

[@Pogohg]

I'm surprised you didn't go for any wood jokes.

[@shadowsamus3168]

Tim's drawings are a thing to behold, truly

[@MrGamerCaptain]

i love that outro music omg. it's so calming

[@joellee2748]

Flying Pasta Don't you realise it's the music used for "The Year Of Changes"?

[@MrGamerCaptain]

what is that?

[@joellee2748]

Flying Pasta 4.25.16 check the vlog.

[@MrGamerCaptain]

huh! nice fun fact!

[@TheGotenza]

Stephen really liked that nice wood Emile gave him.

[@CindyHelms]

2:10... Having not watched all the way through, this statement makes me agree with Stephen...

[@fireice2037]

What a great group of people. Love you guys. (and lucah too) I would love to see lucah join in the shenanigans one of these years.

[@alexandramcginnis8872]

"He gave you a mini tree"

[@myohel0]

For a second, I thought you gave away that you and TRG were recording a game called "Tetris Trackers", but it was in fact "Tetra's Trackers" which seems to be a part of Four Swords Adventures (and I do remember Jon saying a part of that Let's Play had to be re-recorded due to tech issues). Fortune Street, on the other hand... well, Tim gave it away in _his_ vlog XD Speaking of Tim's vlog, I remember seeing Emile giving you guys those gifts from afar, but it was really neat seeing them from up close. Man, he's so generous! :D Holy cow...

[@Kiriafycso]

Tim's drawings are always so good dawg, it would be cool if we got to see his artistic skills more

[@Firestar1992]

The last anyone heard from Jam was his report that he'd found some old Nog in his fridge. After that...well.

[@realar]

Mal is so awesome and passionate about art. :) Makes me happy to be an artist as well.

[@MacHead253]

Emile's generosity knows no bounds.

[@BigFearedBalloon]

Well.... shoot...... dagnabbit Stephen. Spoiling Fortune Street is not a good idea. Now we know who wins when it hasn't even been released yet.

[@PwnageSwitch]

It will still be interesting to see how it happens.

[@adamchaplin9702]

spoilers: Chugga prolly has the worst luck.... again

[@luigidude44]

Technically speaking Fortune Street is played with every guest that's visited TRG so it's not really a spoiler

[@BigFearedBalloon]

luigidude44 Uh the spoiler is that we basically know who came 1st, 2nd, 3rd and 4th.

[@Rexaura888]

Big Feared Balloon Figured this would come up. Stephen had already spoiled it in Tim's vlog which was recorded at the same time, though he wasn't as blatant.

[@L8RG8R2U]

Masae's outro was the greatest thing ever

[@Joshi_the_Yoshi]

"It's for dice and it's also possessed by Satan!" - Stephen Georg 2016

[@wedge47]

Masae is absurdly cute.

[@galarianmike283]

"I didn't win Fortune Street" So the guest curse continues...

[@rayjams3165]

Welp, thanks for spoiling what happens in the next Fortune Street session on TRG, Stephen and Emile. Still super excited for it, though! And Emile still being incredibly generous, as always. It's awesome to see that.

[@GoTE_DocShock]

When Stephen and the runaway guys come again, they should all film themselves playing Werewolf. I'd love every single second of it more than the mustard Jon got on his hot dog from Steak n Shake

[@SinbadNaiver]

"WOOD" 'nt you know it... oh my god emile... XD i did NOT saw that comming, seriously i didnt see that pun comming!

[@Andr0meda_]

The critical role fan in me was like "WYRMWOOD DICE BOX"

[@TheManWhoIsNamedDave]

"It's really strong wood" - Emile... well we're riding the train to Daisy on Hard

[@celestefoxgirl]

I love that Amaterasu statue Chugga has so much.

[@luffa96]

Chuggas hair looks good when it's short like that.

[@darklordoreo6740]

I love how the excerpt of the D&D video is about a baby in an alleyway that is to be eaten. I should go watch that video now.

[@ninten7880]

"I am George Washington and I am the beef"

[@AkumaMasurao]

Masae has summoned her inner Swedish Chef it seems.

[@GoomEevee]

10:03 LOOK! It's the Plastic Fold Up Chairs they got on the vlog all that time ago! MEMORIES

[@adamchaplin9702]

Emile isnt the role model we deserve.... but the role model we -need-.

[@MegaRay220]

I was expecting he got them a nintendo switch

[@jonasseorum5471]

MegaRay220 it's not out yet -_-

[@MegaRay220]

That's the joke. He is somehow able to get them a switch early

[@hubertcumberdale7241]

+MegaRay220 if anyone could, it would be him.

[@TheKingShyGuy.]

Hubert cumberdale I come from the future to tell you... He did... eventually

[@lnklingbrooke3828]

8:58 those are really good drawing tim

[@Lycodrake]

Wormwood Gaming? Memories of LoadingReadyRun's D&D campaign are coming back to me.

[@TheBestWanderbug]

Emile: buying stuff for the people who don’t have said stuff

[@newdasher6122]

Hell yeah! My boy NCS finally won another Fortune Street board! Hasn't happened since Yoshi's Island, which is the first board they did.

[@NudieNinja]

Now I understand what Emile was referencing in the D&D video.

[@joellee2748]

0:35 - 0:46 Well, that explains what he did in Fortune Street! LOLOLOLOL

[@Minishroom123]

I love that stephenplays preview at the end XD

[@XellosNi]

Oh. "Met Mutark" was taken from "Metropolitan Mutant of Ark." I feel slow.

[@CynicalSerperior]

Stephen and Emile is the best bromance.

[@jordanroman841]

@1:35 "brown is really hard to make. YA KNOW IN THE BATHROOM

[@ladelgod7869]

Emile looks like a dude from my work's Active Shooter Training video.

[@IncredulousPasserby]

Holy crap wyrmwood academy stuff is like.....really high quality. So jealous.

[@pokedude720]

yay, ChristmasConroy returns.

[@TheUltimateRare]

make sure you donut eat that bag at 3:15!

[@jillie__stanley9]

I love Tim's cup

[@Titan_Pickle]

remember when stephen pulled the camera the minute he woke up... i miss those long vlogs...

[@Moon525]

Chugga is the best gift giver~!!!

[@TheodoreAzlain]

If I ever send mail to Stephen and Mal, I know what to get them. DICE!!!

[@user-cw5ql2xk7k]

4:00 Chugga’s got wood.

[@SwizzlyBubbles]

*Gifts* and games. I KNEW IT. T'is time for Sant-Emile to rain down great things upon ye!

[@aparks1437]

when i saw cow, i knew it's gonna b good

[@Bobbydog66]

I just learned about all those wyrmwood products from tolarian community college.

[@benmcbride7935]

Look at jon in the back when steven opens his present..........

[@SonicKurosaki]

Oops, accidentally spoiled the Fortune Street game

[@alaskanspartan89]

Emile knows hard wood

[@ToddThiner]

Jon is on the couch not giving a shit

[@BrianNguyenIHASDACANSER]

Emile is such a great gift giver

[@fallinangels]

awww stephen you missed a golden oppurtunity to use the dog song from undertale as an outro! that would have been amazing xD

[@supertigress9251]

I like it. Good job Emile!

[@TheodoreAzlain]

Emile gave Stephen strong wood.

[@VinchVolt]

It feels weird going back to this after hearing Jon's story last night about the jerkish DND enthusiast he roomed with in college.

[@ganaham9144]

Emile is so generous How does he afford all this, it seems like he does KZbin full time.

[@supertigress2167]

6:24 Stephen: *laughing* Emile: Reveal the word. Stephen: *Reveals the secret word and it's cow* Emile: COW!!!! Jon: What?! What?! Emile: That is not a cow!!!! That is not a cow!!!

[@xJC4Rx]

Why didn't you guys stay at Emile's? I'm sure he had space.

[@anthonycuevas3683]

4:54 I know I am not the only one who pictures the Nintendo switch begging screen

[@elebunny45]

I hope Lucahjin appears in the vlog soon as more than just a shirt. I wanna see the big sister of LPs come and regale them with terrible tales of Bagel the Destroyer :P

[@HarpiePlayerJoeHPJ]

That's so sweet of Emile

[@memesupreme94]

I think Emile has been watching alot of Tolarian Community College

[@ilikecurry2345]

Let's get one thing straight... Met Mutark (whom, in case you were wondering, spawned from an in-joke based on one of Emile's bad guesses) does NOT look like Miles Edgeworth mixed with George Washington, but he has that pretty-boy scruffy hair and a Link-esque outfit. Baldrick is a Legolas-lookalike, and as such, he doesn't have longish scruffy hair, but instead, a GORGEOUS LONG FLOWING MANE. Tyr Windfang has slightly scruffier hair than what Tim drew, also, he has a monocle and a Solid-Snake-Ryu thing. Solara "Bark" Vang doesn't look like an ugly monstrosity with antennae and a bad body hair problem, instead, she looks more like a Druid with a pretty dress, but acts pretty doggish to contrast her elegance. Jango "Ball-Hair" Mordof doesn't ALSO look like an ugly monstrosity with Dracula's fashion sense, but rather, he has a braided beard and a braided hair, dressed in rags, all big and buff-like. Davel and Bavel don't look like a bush mated with a Tangela, in fact, they're really short, with hair like whipped cream and pointed ears like a Half-Elf. Nick is NOT a Cyclopean punk guy, in fact, he's more like this cool old dude with a HUGE flicc on his head. That Necromancer guy has a beard that goes to his knees, as DM Stephen said, and doesn't look like a weird thingy. Governor Breffers... I got nothing.

[@MicrowavedAlastair5390]

To be fair, I understand where Emile was coming from.

[@Victthequick]

that is cool, magnetic dice tower.

[@BiggestSniff]

lol good no more game systems chugga. idt normal people can handle those gifts. but stephen and mal more than makeup for quantity with quality

[@ericdundas9768]

Chuggaconroy should do some vlogs

[@Devcasteel]

It's a cow with terminal 7

[@rileyninja9733]

Emile was on WatchMojo for being one of the top mysterious faces how you never really see his face unless you watch stephenvlogs he wasn't on the top 10 but he was one of the note mentioning