"you could put a gold fish in that glass.....and it wouldn't even die!"
@IntheeyesofMorbo11 жыл бұрын
the delivery of "oh and thats a bad miss" gets me every time
@kardRatzinger10 жыл бұрын
exactly like Joe Johnson actually says it.
@malthuswasright4 жыл бұрын
@@kardRatzinger Ted Lowe more likely.
@callumm90494 жыл бұрын
Me too lol
@jordancrothers64033 жыл бұрын
And that's a cracking pot.
@maryoleary5044 Жыл бұрын
It's funny 'cos it's true 😂 (remember the darts players sketch with Mel Smith?) 🤣
@FifteenQs12 жыл бұрын
As a huge fan of snooker, I can attest that in the old days, players did smoke and drink constantly, and so did the commentary.
@zapkvr4 жыл бұрын
Pot black was a riot
@changer_of_ways_9992 жыл бұрын
They also fudge packers?
@cliffgaither Жыл бұрын
@FifteenQs :: Not knowing anything about snooker, I appreciate your comment !
@gazzy5303 Жыл бұрын
Better days
@NoahSpurrier Жыл бұрын
So did golfers and bowlers. Great athletes then.
@DavidKa5h3 жыл бұрын
"Instead all he can do is imagine that pint at the end of the session - that cooling, lagery swallow - and that first suck on a Lambert" so crude yet so poetic
@yoptastic84632 жыл бұрын
Totally mate, my favourite line to quote, it never gets old.
@anti-ethniccleansing4652 жыл бұрын
What is a Lambert? Nothing came up in my search for it.
@yoptastic84632 жыл бұрын
A Lambert is a cigerette brand in the UK - Lambert and Butler, but we just say to each other, "G'us a Lambert". Hope this helps you enjoy M&W snooker commentary even more now, the lagery swallow bit is my favourite bit of this very funny take on 70/80s style snooker commentary. 👍😊
@MediumShotMarshall Жыл бұрын
Look at that. You could put a goldfish in that glass. And it wouldn't even die.
@Jjboxing2 жыл бұрын
David Mitchell’s delivery of each line is impeccable .
@peterclarke7240 Жыл бұрын
Bloody hell... That snooker drinking game at 1:40 is GENIUS. I'm in awe. 😮
@St_Rizla10 ай бұрын
I want to recreate that haha
@severiusbrandusa14139 ай бұрын
It's the best thing on TV
@hoilst2656 ай бұрын
.....................eight.
@basedbattledroid35074 жыл бұрын
"It's like Christmas, isn't it?" "It _is_ Christmas." *"OH SHIT, THE KIDS!!!"*
@VirtualKnight642 ай бұрын
I used to recreate that joke with my cousins all the time.
@Frosty44274 жыл бұрын
These two really do transform when they play these particular characters
@christopherheppingstall360810 жыл бұрын
They nailed it man , snooker in the 70's and 80's they are frighteningly close. Deffo their best work. Gotta watch at world champs time. Thank you Dave and Rob!
@tonchev884 жыл бұрын
"basking in the light of twin suns" is one of my favourite phrases.
@ronlittlejohn80463 жыл бұрын
Despite watching the sketch numerous times I just noticed the “no smoking” sign in the back
@doctorsuave2 жыл бұрын
I’ve watch this so many times and I didn’t notice it til I read your comment
@kardRatzinger10 жыл бұрын
"Peter Ebdon, in particular, looks ridiculous". Brilliant.
@CricketEngland Жыл бұрын
The best characters Mitchell and Webb did. They must have drunk so much cold tea doing these
@paulssx7912 жыл бұрын
David Mitchell is amazing. Can't get enough of him.
@YouAintGotNoTegridyBoi4 жыл бұрын
Robert Webb is class too. Great double act.
@lazarathe089 Жыл бұрын
@@YouAintGotNoTegridyBoi They are good yeah, but they aren't nearly as great as Fish & Chip or Pin & Cushion.
@eddietemple230210 жыл бұрын
I don't know why these characters are so unpopular, as far as I'm concerned this is some of M+W's absolute best work. Edit - As excited as I am to receive replies to my comments, I'd love to point out to those of you still trying to engage me on this topic that this comment was posted 7 years ago.
@JohnDoe-vz7bn4 жыл бұрын
Eddie Temple how are they unpopular
@dogphlap67494 жыл бұрын
Agreed.
@jordancrothers64034 жыл бұрын
110% love the cap off with dog poker
@dannydorko70754 жыл бұрын
one of the very few sketches from them that I just can't watch. Don't find it funny at all.
@ericmoody39444 жыл бұрын
I didn't like the snooker skits when I first started watching, but now I enjoy them.
@fessellsahmed25874 жыл бұрын
I love this humour. Grew up watching snooker in 70s and it was just like this 😂😂😂😂😂
@annuvynarawn3923 жыл бұрын
They did a lot of very good stuff but these two characters are up there with the very best of their work
@eliof.731010 жыл бұрын
1:39 Best sketch in my opinion. He has to refill the glass on the black spot XD
@thetruth156real34 жыл бұрын
I hope you all know that some of these lines were taken from actual snooker commentators talking about Paul Hunter, they would actually say these things and at the time we would laugh and repeat them, “ The lovely Paul Hunter what an Adonis, and his beautiful girlfriend sat watching this marvellous man..........”. And now it’s great to see these two noticed it!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@andrewt8364 жыл бұрын
RIP Paul Hunter
@thetruth156real34 жыл бұрын
Andrew T Why are people so maudlin over people they have never met, even in reference to a comedy sketch they are thinking of death and mourning. You must have a very miserable life. R.i.p.
@andrewt8364 жыл бұрын
liddy paul What a strange thing to get triggered by. Fuck off you judgemental prick
@thetruth156real34 жыл бұрын
Andrew T No I just get sick of people’s false sentiments, was watching Gary Moore guitar clip, astonishing! People’s comments were= r.i.p. Gary. He’s with the Angels now. Life taken too short. This is not the forum for eulogies.
@andrewt8364 жыл бұрын
liddy paul guess what. It turns out people can write what they want in the comments section. There are no rules you bellend.
@tomacrux33410 жыл бұрын
"Oh shit the kids!!!" My husband and I say that line ALLLLLLLL the time! XD We still crack up!!! Best sketch ever.
@VirtualKnight642 жыл бұрын
I used to say that line with my cousins!
@zapkvr0101 Жыл бұрын
Made me all melancholy about me dad. He were often away at Xmas. Pissed asleep.
@SpitshineSneakers12 жыл бұрын
funny how quickly it turns from drunk jokes to homoerotic jokes
@peterclarke7240 Жыл бұрын
We've all been there once we've had a few. Makes sense, too: you're nice and relaxed, you're much more amenable to trying new things, and you don't have to worry about not being able to get a boner. 🤣
@beatriceblake5201 Жыл бұрын
"Not a look to be taken lightly especially at around 2am in the morning on the streets of Derby if the media are to be believed..."
@74andraste10 жыл бұрын
Damn, I wish this show was still in production. So much funnier than SNL.
@zapkvr4 жыл бұрын
Not as funny as Mad TV
@GreenEyedDazzler3 жыл бұрын
@@zapkvr lmao madtv and SNL might have a sketch or two but they are overall terrible
@bluespectralmonkey2 жыл бұрын
this is pure gold always
@maryoleary5044 Жыл бұрын
So, so funny 😂 (reminds me of the NTNON darts sketch!) 😆
@richardpaxford579210 ай бұрын
"Another double vodka."
@discomfort57604 жыл бұрын
As an ex-smoker, Mitchell's way of smoking in this character just makes me crave for one cigarette.
@elijahsinclair721911 ай бұрын
don’t.
@unclekarl52197 ай бұрын
Delicious smoky cigarettes
@kotw14325 ай бұрын
The duality of man in can be seen in the other two replies
@brodiemanthe1st12 жыл бұрын
"It's like Christmas, isn't it?" "It *IS* Christmas." "Aww shit! The kids!"
@tomstech43904 жыл бұрын
God I miss those dimpled beer mugs, Packets of peanuts and all the other things like this in real pubs. Haven't seen a good pub like that since I was 10.
@BiggyJimbo2 жыл бұрын
They're still out there, you just have to know where to look. Also, I have a couple of the dimpled beer mugs at home (and a few Steins haha!). Beer just tastes better out of them for some reason..
@St_Rizla10 ай бұрын
@@BiggyJimboI recently bought some dimple glasses and Steins because of this sketch haha
@BiggyJimbo10 ай бұрын
@@St_Rizla Haha they're great, just feels better to drink out of them than a normal glass
@underalbert10 жыл бұрын
They need to come back and do this show again. It's so much better than the sketch shows we have in the states.
@nahbro70144 жыл бұрын
Logan green oh shut up you racist boomer
@danieloscarbrown3 жыл бұрын
@@logangreen3616 shut up
@zapkvr0101 Жыл бұрын
At least you get QI which don't in Australia
@NickJohnCoop3 жыл бұрын
'And Terry Mc Carthy has gone.....very still...and is that a tear I see in eye of his opponent?'
@jonbaxter22543 жыл бұрын
These two look the most fun you can have after the age of 30
@TheZestyOne11 жыл бұрын
"You could put a goldfish in that glass, and it wouldn't even die..."
@speedcoregewalt12 жыл бұрын
"lagery swallow" most beautiful prose ever:D
@JesusBehindtheWheel4 жыл бұрын
"Ah shit! The kids!"
@Zhenrel13 жыл бұрын
He is a friend of mine. He is a sexy, young friend of mine. He is my sexy, young friend.
@fadiusohare408810 жыл бұрын
This was the best thing in their sketch shows
@hankkingsley29764 жыл бұрын
When they called Dog poker
@johno66373 жыл бұрын
Never seen or heard of this show , hilarious 🤣
@jamesh11243 жыл бұрын
Saw them live in 2005. Great sketches
@felicity4711 Жыл бұрын
I love their cozy broadcast booth
@callan66615 жыл бұрын
''i think i might of over done it with the yeast'' xD
@CrowClouds12 жыл бұрын
This is seriously the funniest thing I've ever seen
@ryant2418 Жыл бұрын
Underrated Mitchell and Webb characters.
@neilcarpenter26693 жыл бұрын
Love these characters .
@mdj2061 Жыл бұрын
I would suggest that David Mitchell would make a great Penguin in a Batman movie
@richardpaxford579210 ай бұрын
It would be very creepy to hear the words: "Oh and that's a bad miss..." as the villain steps out of the shadows.
@damienbosso984 жыл бұрын
I really love the aesthetic of the background. Don't know why
@onewithsource97424 жыл бұрын
Takes me back to being a kid and going round an older gens house. They'd have the same colours and decor styles as this - everyone did back then
@pointerxtoxin2 ай бұрын
The only thing missing is that now-vintage Athena poster of a girl in a tennis dress scratching her bum, a perennial '70s British classic
@artstsym4 жыл бұрын
God, I wish American bars used those dimple glasses, they're absolutely fantastic.
@fenderiffico4 жыл бұрын
They’re called ‘jugs’
@djackmanson3 жыл бұрын
@@fenderiffico Oo-er missus!
@Sgt_Glory3 жыл бұрын
@@djackmanson You've no idea how hard I laughed at that reference. Thanks for brightening my day.
@CorvoFG3 жыл бұрын
They’re banned in the U.K. now. All pints have to be safety glasses. Ones that shatter like windscreens.
@artstsym3 жыл бұрын
@@CorvoFG Health and safety won't even let you glass anymore? What is this world coming to?
@InformationPollution3 жыл бұрын
I don't know what it is about these characters but this shit is hilarious/comfy as hell
@Commanber3 жыл бұрын
That guy he cut was basically asking for it.
@beatriceblake5201 Жыл бұрын
I love the line "Not a look to be taken lightly, especially on the streets of Derby at 2am in the morning....."
@SuzyS8516 жыл бұрын
"Eight."
@FifteenQs11 жыл бұрын
I do wonder with the Headband stuff they're doing a subtle homage to Paul Hunter?
@vanillaface55512 жыл бұрын
The best part was he yelled "AH SHIT" into the microphone haha.
@Volvican8 ай бұрын
Every time the World snooker championship are on I think of these sketches.
@leif65715 жыл бұрын
Hehe! I think I pissed myself little bit there :) That was brilliant.
@ptanstaafl3 ай бұрын
16 yr old upload and still so good.
@premingergang1099Ай бұрын
I've got the same exact solid brass nude lady bottle opener that's to the right of the ashtray at 1:44
@frflinstone6 ай бұрын
Fucking brilliant. Their best sketch.
@walonsubi13 жыл бұрын
Can we have these two doing commentary now on snooker? Willie Thorne makes me far angrier than snooker should.
@AcessDBpro4 жыл бұрын
At least they don't shout out, "Where's the cue ball going?"
@jedaaa15 жыл бұрын
"OOOHHH AND THATS A BAD MISS" fuckin love it
@darkdave2511 жыл бұрын
06:28 - My homebrew's like that!
@bassface411 жыл бұрын
They drinking a form of home brewed beer that went horribly wrong, hence the copious amounts of sugar!
@TEHKORE12 жыл бұрын
twin suns. great.
@qed4564 жыл бұрын
ironically nowadays snooker commentary is generally excellent -
@aliorr93567 ай бұрын
I'm sure John Virgo and Dennis Taylor are sitting with a pint and a cig up on the commentary box
@richardpaxford57923 жыл бұрын
"Laaate niiiiite dogpoka!"
@pmadie1615 жыл бұрын
This vid is about David's love for watching snooker. I heard he liked to watch it somewhere. Oooh and that's a bad miss! My young sexy friend.
@SMHman6667 ай бұрын
A classic !!
@leow3696Ай бұрын
"It is Christmas." "OH SHIT, THE KIDS!"
@rimbaud00009 жыл бұрын
simply superb
@helloitismetomato4 жыл бұрын
Very good, although I was hoping to hear the ultimate snooker commentator soundbyte, "where's the cue ball going???"
@jimstanley_494 жыл бұрын
They work it into the end of part 3.
@markhynes157 Жыл бұрын
1:42 Brilliant 😂🙈
@johnkad1233 жыл бұрын
You know what this reminds me of? The commentators at Wimbledon when Federer is playing😂
@CommandAndCommentary9 жыл бұрын
It's like Christmas isn't it?
@markhassell45798 жыл бұрын
m&w classic nice
@CommandAndCommentary8 жыл бұрын
+Mark Hassell It is my Christmas tradition to always come back to this video.
@CommisarHood4 жыл бұрын
"It is Christmas..." "Oh shit the kids!!!"
@romancatholicword5282 жыл бұрын
I love this sketch !
@zekeedwards97084 жыл бұрын
I'm assuming Chris Leicester is a reference to Paul Hunter
@localfox10004 жыл бұрын
Or Selby.
@BushnutVlog15 жыл бұрын
my favourite characters "shit the kids"
@janosk83924 жыл бұрын
Good quality everytime.
@rudemedic4 жыл бұрын
21 people have just had a “bad miss”
@HettiedeKorteDiplomaat3 жыл бұрын
The smoking, drinking and eating.
@billyandrew4 жыл бұрын
Crying with laughter so much my sides hurt.
@jedicarisa15 жыл бұрын
It just goes to show, you can't be too careful
@christianfreedom-seeker20253 жыл бұрын
Dude I want that job 😄😄😄😄😄
@manurule1234515 жыл бұрын
5 star comedy all the way
@un8luc8ky15 жыл бұрын
lol.. "i might have overdone it with the yeast"
@DKProduction-oo4yj3 жыл бұрын
Oh thats a bad miss 🤣😍
@changer_of_ways_9992 жыл бұрын
And of course, they're in their twenties.
@krashd11 жыл бұрын
...8!
@ClaudioSanchezCC12 жыл бұрын
fucking love these guys! haha
@unknownuser30008 жыл бұрын
im high and i dont know what they are saying
@embe18 жыл бұрын
Oooh that's a bad miss
@tyson314154 жыл бұрын
21 people had a bad miss.
@JaceDanielFilms11 жыл бұрын
ah shit, the kids!
@GigglesClifton915 жыл бұрын
Look at that. You could put a goldfish in there. And it wouldn't even die.
@mushthehill15 жыл бұрын
I doubt they're meant to be based on real people. But agreed. Paul Hunter was veeeeerry easy on the eye. ^^
@edwells47692 жыл бұрын
Peter Ebdon is still working on that 12 break
@jb8888888882 жыл бұрын
Is there a name for that style of microphone they're using? And if so, what is the name for that style of microphone they're using?
@rush682 жыл бұрын
microphone
@Butterratbee Жыл бұрын
It’s a lip ribbon microphone
@Butterratbee Жыл бұрын
@@rush68 did you actually think you were being funny?
@david-pb4bi2 жыл бұрын
I like the way he sunk the black.
@cameronmartin3616 Жыл бұрын
8:10 😂
@xphoebe254 жыл бұрын
Just thinking about these characters cracks me up
@christopherheppingstall360810 жыл бұрын
oh and thats a cracking pot i agree my fav work by mitch n webb
@willard1321312 жыл бұрын
what sort of op is david talking about at 4:28 and how does it relate to his sexy young friend?
@SteVeThe3rd14 жыл бұрын
OH SHIT THE KIDS!
@dalepittaway7252 жыл бұрын
They love that sandwich more then snooker. I imagined they’d have a better sofa.🤡