"THAT'S A CRUEL QUESTION!"😂Richard Hammond & James May Roast Clarkson | Grand Tour Would You Rather

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The latest Grand Tour Special: A Scandi Flick is out on Amazon Prime on Friday 16th September!

[@cheesegromit522]

Cheese 🧀 gromit

[@nikkocachila7218]

I just wish they'd do something like "80 days around the world" special before these 3 legends retire.

[@Powercrazed122]

Brilliant

[@swunt10]

I don't want them to retire at all. It makes me genuinely sad.

[@kimayoung81]

Now that would be awesome

[@10omhz72]

the fact Hammond would rather give up helicopters for Oliver is just the most adorable thing ever

[@vrt577]

You're a guy and you wrote that

[@takumi2023]

I agree. precious. though i would probably ask him if he finds the same joy riding Oliver as driving Oliver. then he would have a chauffeur for oliver.

[@rogueuniversities6866]

@@vrt577 You probably claim to be comfortable with your sexuality and you wrote that

[@oliverholmes-gunning5372]

I feel honoured

[@vrt577]

@@rogueuniversities6866 Actually no you're right, because men can be women now.

[@vjc2270]

“I don’t have the option of just being on my own?” - Why I love James May summed up in a single sentence❣️

[@jayhom5385]

I've only just started watching but Hammond going straight for the murder and cannibalism just killed me.

[@chrisoddy8744]

James mentions another boat special - I'd love to see The Grand Tour in Narrowboats on the canals just because it would be absolutely hilarious 🤣🤣

[@aarondcruz2458]

A UK-based canal adventure would be excellent!

[@JoshuaC923]

Clarkson would bring a hover van

[@aarondcruz2458]

@@JoshuaC923 Of course he would, his genius is frightening

[@tlshortyshorty5810]

I would want a Caribbean boat special where it’s just the three of them on a yacht going from the Bahamas to Puerto Rico until Mr. Wilman texts them that the US Coast Guard and DEA are hunting them because he planted 20 kilos of drugs on board

[@wheeldesire]

It would also give them the perfect opportunity to make an "anal" punt out of "canal" in the title. Like "canal intercourse"

[@IsaacOrd]

23 years and i never get tired of these guys

[@EvLSkillz]

these guys are living legends.

[@douglasbullet6456]

James: Wants Hammond because he's useful Hammond: Wants Jeremy because he's expendable material

[@zjjohnson3827]

I started giggling uncontrollably when he said “if you look at him…in terms of steaks…”

[@CeasarJames]

I wish I could take 25 years off each of them and just go again 😭😭😭

[@zakvilanilam3388]

25 years off Hammond would make him 13

[@CeasarJames]

@@zakvilanilam3388 of course 🤦🏻‍♂️ I forgot he was still 38 😂

[@aidanjanemcintosh6919]

@@CeasarJames half a century from now he will be the shortest 100 yo a 38 yo man has ever been

[@CeasarJames]

@@aidanjanemcintosh6919 ????

[@anonymouswhite352]

@@aidanjanemcintosh6919 the actual fuck?

[@cleverusername9369]

I like how you can tell that even though he won't admit it, James watches the other two's programs

[@ChrisValentine12384]

Just a shame we don't Clarkson turn up in more of these videos

[@jeeves_uk]

He's busy farming.

[@dash1141]

I’m sure he busy with beer but he’s fed up apparently fewer TV bits as possible it been long road

[@bletheringfool]

@@jeeves_uk and doing millionaire

[@alltoohalliwell]

I can't believe Hammond still has Oliver! Just melted my heart they way he talked about him ❤

[@MyRegardsToTheDodo]

A while ago Hammond asked his youtube followers what he should do with Oliver, restore the car to factory specs or tune it into some kind of hotrod, the comments were all telling him to get the car back to factory.

[@alltoohalliwell]

@@MyRegardsToTheDodo I didn't know that but I definitely agree with factory specs.

[@oscar_charlie]

Since they're open to a boat special, they should re-enact "Three Men in a Boat" on the Thames.

[@gamingmadforever6363]

I'd love to hear honesty from the heart about each other

[@OldStreetDoc]

A tent?… How long do you think Richard has thought about sleeping inside Jezza? 🤦‍♂️🤣

[@aidanjanemcintosh6919]

4:02 OUR MAN blushes when asked if he enjoyed being in the other two pillocks company. It's almost the cutest thing ever.

[@madperson876]

When Richard heard "Or never drive Oliver again?" being asked, I never saw his eyes go so wide! It was like he was picking the favourites out of his children!

[@TJD0503]

I'd like to see them do another lorry special like the burma special, which is one of my favourites

[@jammeraw355]

I think it might've been because with lorries all 3 were out of their comfort zone

[@ryanpratt7782]

Shout out to Barnsley 🤣🤣🤣

[@husnainanwaar1992]

Good on Richard Hammond & James May for surviving another episode of the grand tour Clackson is actively trying to kill them

[@robertnapier624]

Wonder how Jeremy would answer these? Would he rather be stuck on desert island with James or Richard? I think he’d rather neither. Probably Jeremy: “I’d literally strangle both of them to death.” James’ Gin distillery or Hammond’s car shop? He’d probably do James’ Gin distillery because he likes a drink and whilst he likes cars he won’t do manual labour if he’s required to. If he had to Give up Clarkson farm or the grand tour specials that would be tricky because his farm is supposed to make income. And I’m sure it will make income in Kaleb’s hands, but I don’t think Jeremy would want to give up his farm. I’m not sure he’d want to give up the grand tour specials because he does enjoy the time in countries they’ve been to. Boating or biking Special. I’ll say boating because I think Jeremy still has nam flashbacks to his motorcycle accident. Plus he’d looked at home in his PBR. If Clarkson’s farm won an acceptance award but is unable to make his own acceptance speech, he’d probably have Hammond do it because James knows nothing about farming, whilst Hammond probably knows more than may even if it’s not much more. I think Jeremy would want the resort with May than a caravan with Hammond because they’d be causing a traffic jam of several miles long on the road. He’d probably use the opportunity to avoid May and vice versa. If Jeremy were held Hostage by special forces I think he’d rather be executed than Hammond and May save him. I don’t think he has confidence in May or Hammond’s negotiation skills. Then again he doesn’t have confidence in anything they do. I think Jeremy would also rather be in a dark room on his own for 2 days. He definitely doesn’t entertain the idea of listening to Hammond or May going on about things. If Jeremy’ car broke down he’d definitely have Hammond fix it for him because James would take a million years lining up his tools and naming them.

[@nolimits300]

Hours till the new special episode boys!! LET'S GO!!!!!!

[@jamelpiclit3062]

The world would be a less colorful place when one of these "Golden Trinity" of Television/Streaming chaps leave this Earth. I hope for them to live healthily till their 90's.

[@mackattack192]

Hammond just talked me out of getting a bike licence at 30 😅

[@V0lt3r_]

3:31 yay my town was mentioned ❤ ly james

[@jashkons]

Its funny how couple of old men are most entertaining thing on Internet 😂

[@Gurnstir]

I'd love to see another boating special 😂 it was hilarious

[@lisaanimi]

These just work always

[@Khazandar]

James doesn't need to know anything about farming, Clarkson knows bugger all either. xD

[@tobyskerman4775]

A bike based grand tour would be fantastic

[@stacy7724]

I love you three guys yall are so funny when I'm down and out watching yall always makes me smile

[@gandurk]

Clarkson would just turn up going "literally"

[@calvinnguyen7059]

Hammond: "You've brought the wrong thing"' Clarkson: "I am older and with age has come" Hammond: weight"" Clarkson and me "laughing""

[@QKvox]

Yeeesssss another sequel for that

[@Ingens_Scherz]

"Which disease would you rather have?" 🤣

[@wesleyhall6511]

I'd love to know how they determine their storylines of their specials. I can't believe that the big event in the beginning of the Scandi Flick was intentional. How much is planned vs improvising on the fly when things happen like that.

[@austenpowers]

Excellent content 👏 Thanks

[@Pete_Finch]

Getting banned from somewhere you didn't want to go is underrated

[@Mrdogedog]

"Give up our man in or the grand tour " thats a loaded question with a bullet in both chambers. Give up the grand tour and you you lose the antics of a trio that has been great together for 19 years. Give up our man in and you lose the witty and insightful commentary on the little known aspects of foreign countries that most people going there for a vacation would never have known about.

[@StockportJambo]

Yeah, I thought that was a pretty mean question too. I just thought of the gif "Both? Both. Both is good."

[@David-ud9ju]

I thought Our Man in Japan was very mediocre and I then watched one episode is the Italy one and was like, if I want to learn about Italy, I'll just watch an actual proper well made documentary instead of some shit that seems like a KZbin series that mistakenly got aired on television.

[@LouisWritingSomethingCrazy]

To me it sounded like "give up your great job or give up your free vacations"

[@aks1002]

@@David-ud9ju Well tbh, the Our Man In series is meant to contain comedic value, and is not likely to be the most informative series you will find on the internet. I get what you mean, but I would rather watch the series for the laughs rather than for tourism tips

[@clf235]

The correct answer for helicopter vs Oliver: “I’m rich I get to have both”

[@Burning_Dwarf]

Ofcourse Oliver over helicopters. I love that little Kadett❤️

[@dash1141]

I was have always considered getting motor bike licenses but am 35 now so will take Hammond advice lol

[@metasamsara]

Jeremy should make a potato distillery with british vodka lol

[@ethanashin6534]

I hate to be pedantic, but you CANT get a full motorcycle licence at 17 in the uk, the absolute earliest you can get it is at 21, and that's if you do your test three times

[@commandercody8511]

You absolutley could, maybe not anymore :(

[@iluvfionaleggate]

Most of us with full licenses under the old rules have no idea what the rules are anymore that’s why 😂

[@singlecell2498]

@@iluvfionaleggate it's all designed to make us not bother with buying one

[@lalnablehector1285]

yeah you cant even get a learner licence here in Australia till you're basically 18.

[@dyent]

It terrifies me to learn that Hammond pilots helicopters.

[@Dalroi1]

Less to crash into up there?

[@ThatOneDane]

@@Dalroi1 He'd still find a way to crash the heli

[@danielhristov6175]

6:00 to dear Hammonds information, I took my motorcycle license at the age of 22. No, there wasn’t lack of WILL. It’s been my dream ever since a kid. What there was is LACK of funding. In fact I didn’t even had a bicycle until I was in 2nd grade in school for that same reason.

[@jfk64kennedy95]

hammond goes to right to Cannibalism.he scares me, lol this episode, already watched, of 'the Grand Tour' very reminiscent of "Top Gear" episodes

[@UKeXtremeMedia]

problem with hammonds theory about bikes is that you cant get a full bike license in the uk until you're 24

[@Surya_narayanan]

Good interview but why there is no JC? MISSED HIM BADLY

[@metasamsara]

I want a special where they all race through the wilderness over long distances in the car James brought in Africa the collection old one without a roof, and all terrain drive. Maybe they could cross Africa from Marocco to South Africa in them I would looooove that. They all get their own vehicle and race through the entire country off road.

[@bogbog]

TWO DAYS MOREEE

[@xani666]

James & Richard, two men united for one reason - hate for Clarkson

[@disposable_income_andy]

James just forgetting on the last question that Richard has a workshop and experience. Also Hammond would not handle a silent caravan trip with James, James would be murdered by the end of it. If they all got actually stranded on a completely abandoned island, Hammond would absolutely snap first.

[@captpicard6894]

This is still way more entertaining than current TG.

[@bmaie3413]

Nice 1. Cheers from Dublin

[@metasamsara]

Season 2 of desert island??

[@tinheart2853]

Wrong question, listening of Clarkson rambling about farm wouldn't be as much of a torture for them as listening of Clarkson rambling about airports

[@artturisilantera7591]

Hammond shouldn't give up flying helicopter because he never know when he is going to need emergency rescue helicopter again.

[@johnknight9150]

Jeremy looks like Piers Morgan in the thumbnail. Has he been eating cigarettes or something? He looks a hundred and eleventy.

[@SmithKO]

Wait what?! Jeremy said Norway were at war with Holland? Since when were we at war with the Dutch, and why weren't I informed about that? Let me get my axe and a longboat and I'll meet you there brothers and sisters!

[@pedrooliveiraoliveirasimoe5478]

I guess we must watch the special now to figure out why Jeremy said that xD

[@JohnnyPerth]

Yet they stopped the tour 😢

[@sportsmag6148]

Hammond would rather be inside Jeremy or have Jeremy inside him than learn philosophy from May. 🤔

[@craigforsberg1972]

i wanted to ride a motorbike from the age of 5 but my mum was a fukin worrisome bitch and wouldnt let and my dad had less mechanical skills than helen keller and when my stepdad moved in he would have helped us get into it but mum still wouldnt let him. she half way gave up a couple of years back when she let him get a 700cc pole ski which is fun only because water is easier to fall on to

[@Chorongy-]

So I can't go biking now because we were poor?

[@TregMediaHD]

Boating the length of the Netherlands Hamster jezza amd may style might be quite fun assen zandvoort hellendoorn to name a few and lelystads empty airport could be quite the episode . Let's go Dutch Or Double Dutch Seamen

[@robinsontanner1234]

can you guys just release the next special... losing interest in the waiting period

[@James27Simko]

Hammond seriously thinks you can get a full motorbike licence at 17 🤦‍♂️ its not 2012 anymore pal. you have to be at least 21 and been riding since you were 16

[@argent6989]

Of course he doesn't seriously think that you pleb

[@JayVolatileOfficial]

No clarkson? 👍🏻

[@milpatel83]

James really got unlucky here....

[@CUpuffs420]

why is this filmed with a pair of potatoes?

[@jasonanalco542]

Let's compare these three to something as simple as knives.. You know. Something as simple as mans oldest inventions next to the wheel. The Orangutan, a Bowie. The Hampster (god, I love him but he's like a double edged dagger and you're more likely to hurt yourself in the process) but James is like a Swiss Army knife. Good at a lot but sucks at anything useful.

[@eprohoda]

dear.what'uup~fantastic , catch you later-))

[@이이-n4z8y]

Lame

[@dxmajrd]

Would you 'raver' have words pronounced correctly, or be condemned to listening to poorly educated youngsters?

[@richardmillhousenixon]

See, the brilliant thing about English is that there is no such thing as the correct pronunciation of a word.