That’s not my son...

[@milktealover6559]

Mom: When you were born your dad freaked out so much, he nearly killed himself with an MRI.

[@101spacemonkey]

It's a huge magnet. You don't go in there with metal on even if no one is using the machine

[@annaf3915]

But why was it running when noone was using it?

[@Tantejay]

@@annaf3915 Those things need a LONG time to get to the full capacity. You are not switching them on or off like a toaster. They're running 24/7 until they retire.

[@annaf3915]

@@Tantejay ok thanks

[@dinavienna]

I think this solves the riddle of why medical series are so popular - a touch of realism to get people hooked and interested and so much nonsense that people are entertained is the golden recipe😂

[@tassieman9293]

What’s hilarious is most of them are all wearing metal

[@venomousbunny9875]

Not all metals are magnetic

[@RebekahAPinto]

​@@venomousbunny9875Huh?

[@zobiahadil9831]

@@RebekahAPinto They're right, aluminum, copper and gold, silver are not magnetic. Mostly it is iron that is magnetic so if you are wearing anything with iron in it or you know stainless steel (it is a mixture of metals that makes iron less prone to rusting) those do tend to be magnetic

[@evantiel727]

Not all metal is ferromagnetic,

[@beckahalvarez702]

In the real world the OB&Gyn wouldn't have left HER patient under ANY circumstance, she had to made sure she wouldn't bleed, extract the placenta, etc, obviously chasing a delirious or psychotic patient will only make things worse, and yes, everyone saying the MRI machine being on if no one is using it are right!

[@Lohfert]

In the real world, the MRI machine is under lock and key, not flip doors XD Also what happens to the scissors, they just hit his artery and then they think, "Oh well, now I dont have to be magnetic anymore" or what?

[@dinavienna]

True .. they would call security

[@cjr1382]

Pretty sure the machine has powerful magnets even when its turned off.

[@MorganChaos]

@@cjr1382 Yep, it's still a magnet. The red button she hit was to "quench" the magnet (basically there's helium involved and the button vents the helium). MRI magnets CAN be turned off in a slower way, but they take an hour or so to stabilize into non-magnetic so generally they're not turned off except for maintenance. Essentially the difference between clicking "shut down" in the windows start menu vs yanking the power cord out of the wall (or the battery out of the laptop).

[@EmzLovesDucks]

Mri machine is always on it takes alot of energy to turn on and start up and less to continue it being on

[@salh9276]

I mean i know its just a show but they really had an MRI room just there, easy for anyone to access and the machine is on!😆

[@LilyGrace95]

Those plastic tools from the 3D printers are going to take an hour minimum...

[@slowazzd2165]

Rapid speed industrial printers are a thing and they can print incredibly quickly compared to home machines

[@LilyGrace95]

@@slowazzd2165 The fastest models can go at 700mm/hr. So assuming you already have the designs, that's... What, 10-15mins for a scalpel? 20-30mins for a clamp? So for a full set of tools? Yeah, an hour seems fair. And like I said, that's assuming the design already exists. If it doesn't, it'll take even longer than that.

[@TillWownsend]

That’s exactly what I was thinking despite my very minimal knowledge of how 3D printers work, surely waiting for over an hour isn’t really an option when this man has scissors in his neck?

[@LilyGrace95]

@@TillWownsend My thoughts exactly. If the pattern already exists, I'm guessing that's 1½hrs minimum.

[@MorganChaos]

I was thinking that lol. People really think 3D printers are magic "make whatever" machines. Not to mention if you need any meaningful degree of definition, that takes longer than if you just need it rough. So maybe the clamp can be done in, optimistically, 10 minutes (one does assume a large city hospital has more than one printer or a decently-sized print area, so they can print the full set simultaneously), but the scalpel might just need to be resin printed and that's gonna take a solid hour, minimum (assuming you print it flat on its side, which idk if you could do and get a sharp enough edge). I'm not saying it's impossible to print a scalpel on regular thermal plastic filament, I'm just saying I've tried to get high definition out of filament printers and it is dicey at best. And I was trying to get something like a millimeter thick, as opposed to the less than a micrometer you need on a scalpel.

[@olivialang4288]

Can’t WAIT for dr Mike to react to this episode lol

[@MrMonkey2475]

‘Why you chasing me’ You are running while holding scissors we need a full security team to stop you

[@YW2324]

🤣 lmao. That made me laugh

[@kristenbenser2168]

Well, the MRI machine would be in the imaging department. And not behind just a single set of doors. 😂😂😂😂😂

[@KathyPrendergast-cu5ci]

That’s the kind of question the producer is not supposed to ask the screenwriter at the pitch session.😂 “But why would an MRI machine be right down the hall from Labor and Delivery?” “I’m gonna need you to get all the way off my back, sir, about the location of that MRI machine.”

[@kristenbenser2168]

@KathyPrendergast-cu5ci hahaha I heard that "I'm going to need you to get all the way off my back about it" in the voice of Ryan George 😂😂😂

[@jewelabyss]

I didn't know MRI machines are like a giant magnet when running. I knew they had a magnetic force, but inside, not like this😅

[@VonSketcher]

you should watch a video of an mri going without a cover on, it's scary as hell.

[@tatjanacookie7720]

A med student at our lokal hospital once forgot to take out his nipple piercing😅 ripped right trough

[@John.Philip.Tan876]

Oh man you should read the story about the patient with a... Toy... Up their... Rear... That went in for an MRI. Toy had a metal core inside.

[@its99pm]

there's been some very real deaths due to MRI machines.: * in New York in 2001 a 6-year old boy was killed when the machine pulled a metal oxygen tank to it and crushed the kid's skull. * this happened again in South Korea in 2021, only this time it was a man in his 60s who also had his head caved in by an oxygen tank. * also, in 2018 in Mumbai, India, a man carried an oxygen tank into an MRI room and was pulled to it. The impact did not kill him, but it damaged the oxygen tank and he died from inhaling liquid oxygen.

[@heisafraid]

@@its99pmdamn, I’m scared of oxygen tanks now

[@pialyn109]

That room should really not have an easy open door.

[@MelanieButson]

My hospital MRI has 2 locked security doors to go thru before you get to the MRI room door. Why didn't this place have risk assessments and security doors to prevent unauthorized access to the MRI room?

[@lFurinl]

Probably that 2 guards that run and helped to subdue the dad?

[@heresynco]

Your hospital exists in reality, though. :)

[@MelanieButson]

@@lFurinl security doors ran out?

[@lFurinl]

@@MelanieButson well since someone cause commotion, as security, they probably run out to help or something 🤷🏻‍♀️

[@helenachevallier128]

Because if they did, this episode couldn't happen.

[@therookiegamer2727]

Apparently, a lot of people in the comments do not know how MRI machines work

[@Brianna-eo8nu]

A lot of the people who wrote this episode probably don’t know how MRI Machines work…

[@valeriea9779]

So what ended up being wrong with the guy? and is he the bio father of the baby or not.

[@chrissis.6140]

So what was the outcome? Did he survive? Was he the father? What medical issue led to him flipping out like that?

[@GuitarHeroRocks99]

that MRI machine would not be on if nobody was in there. And surely they could have gotten Dr. Archer something to stand on so he was reach straight across instead of having to reach up and over the bed in a horrible position

[@_Vark_]

The MRI is always on.

[@skittlessquad6031]

simple research shows they're almost always on because of how the magnetic field would react to be turned on and off repeatedly between sessions?

[@AnnaLRoane1982]

they don't turn them off because it cost a lot to turn back on

[@foolishlyfoolhardy6004]

​@skittlessquad6031 no, it's just because it takes a tonne of energy to start it but a lot less to keep it on. Plus there's less wear on the machine if you aren't turning it on and off all the time.

[@anasmsr95]

Hahaha when u dont finish medical school, MRI are always on, turning it on uses too much energy and costs way too much to turn it off and on every time

[@dinavienna]

The woman casually calculating scenarios out of nowhere 😂😂 how was that model written ? It’s more like witchcraft or a crystal ball 😂😂

[@captainpoppleton]

Hospital was wise enough to purchase the "lunatic stuck to the side of the MRI" add-on pack.

[@Kayla-q6o3v]

I miss the old cast of Chicago med😢

[@MichelleLibamba]

Nobody can ever replace them😢

[@Kayla-q6o3v]

@@MichelleLibamba literally

[@jaycornu3351]

the real question, was it actually his baby or did the show gloss over that? i mean it's a PRETTY BIG question

[@romanumerals]

starting off the season strong huh

[@carenxatu5962]

I’m reminded once again about an episode of the show Untold Stories of the ER. Two young women were rolled into the ER with a metal pole going through one woman’s chest, out of her back and through the leg of the other woman. Doctors looked at that wondering wtf. First responders are amazing. See, this was the result of a car crash- the metal pole of a fence went through a car, through the driver, the car seat, and then the back passengers leg. Paramedics, firefighters, rescue teams… they’re so dedicated to getting victims out of danger and to a hospital, that they’re capable of incredible things. They absolutely tore through that car and got those women to the hospital. Oh! Both survived, btw.

[@alansohn855]

🎶 Back in the day 🎶

[@Utotoshka]

The Paragraph guy! Where R U? I summon you! 😁

[@carenxatu5962]

This is the second time I heard of the Paragraph Guy in the last couple of days! What is this? I never heard about him before… maybe I seen him a few times and just didn’t know it? But-… what?

[@simply_nebulous]

​@@carenxatu5962There's always someone in the comment section that gives a detailed explanation contextualizing the clip. They also often know the name of the series and the episode the clip is from.

[@d_0_m_i_n_o]

Missing paragraph guy rn

[@zachall101]

@@carenxatu5962lol I’d never even heard of it till one 😆guess I’m just always that late to the comment section lol

[@chlorineasshole7562]

​@@zachall101is really common lately, ive seen them on instagram more often

[@TheBoringEdward]

in b4 the title changes them

[@Vee_breeze2767]

“That’s not my son”

[@Jackson_DGaming]

This is so dangerous situation.

[@EenShifan]

I Love your video ❤

[@WillowB-dn6if]

Funny how the doctor passed the baby to the nurse and then the nurse walked off, without the umbilical cord being cut 🤔😂🤣 That’s one for the bloopers reel.

[@thewillow606]

Isnt injection needle metal?

[@MinotaurSauce]

Non-ferrous metal, so not magnetic

[@NobleTeam99]

Non ferrous metal is pure metal. Metal is not magnetic, the impurities in it are. Needles are refined metal I think. Science is not my forte

[@MorganChaos]

They said in the video that it's non-magnetic.

[@JohnathanKnowles-k6b]

I love med tv 😍😄

[@timeforanap4268]

I would, but I've almost rolled my eyeballs out of my head too many times when they do things that would never happen in real life. So clips on KZbin it is!

[@MsAZYou]

The question is why was it on when no ones using it. Hahsj

[@MorganChaos]

The magnet is never turned off unless the machine is under maintenance. The red button she pushed was a way to kill the magnet quickly, but that push of a button just cost the hospital a minimum of $60,000 and days or weeks of the machine being unusable until they can fix it. It can be turned off in a way that doesn't require all that, but powering down takes an hour.

[@Cosmic_tree73161]

why was the MRI on in the first place?

[@therookiegamer2727]

Because MRI machines are always on barring an emergency situation, because it takes up to multiple hours to get back to normal operation after the field is shut off (depending on the type of machine)

[@Laura-gg9tp]

They're always on. It's cheaper and less wear and tear for the machine to keep it on. Plus you know... Emergencies.

[@MorganChaos]

It takes about an hour to turn it on and shut it off. You can turn it off fast by hitting that button, which vents the gas, but you're essentially breaking a machine which will cost weeks and 100 grand to fix.

[@SuSe377]

i legit thought there was someone inside

[@oyshee8937]

Do they let dad's cut umbilical chords?!

[@adambiggerstaff6593]

the kid is not my son.

[@adjuafrican2664]

Lol Billie Jean

[@zachall101]

Michael Jackson never meant anyone to take it this far 😂😂🤦‍♂️makes you glad it’s not real

[@B.B.Digital_Forest]

Said Natalie Portman on her SNL return rap.

[@RebekahAPinto]

That's the worse thing you can say, after a delivery has completed.

[@Jessica-w1f1b]

not me sat here like is he drunk?

[@WelshAmethystGirl087]

I just can't with this show its just too unrealistic

[@Queen_Springsteen]

Why was the mri machine on in an empty room?

[@susivarga7303]

Because it's a tv show. It had to be on.

[@therookiegamer2727]

@@susivarga7303 Actually, it had to be on because that's how MRI machines work. MRI Machines are always on barring an emergency (at least to some degree) because if it were to be shut off, it would take up to multiple hours to get the machine usable again (Superconductors take a long time to cool)

[@Laura-gg9tp]

They're always on.

[@peculiarsugar]

@@therookiegamer2727 also because it takes a lot of power to turn them on

[@elizabethtrudgill3567]

How long do 3D printers take to make things?

[@blvckc0ffee922]

cinderella’s a doctor?? 😲

[@KathyPrendergast-cu5ci]

Moral of the story; stop this stupid practice of letting the father (or any other non-medical personnel present) “cut the cord” with a sharp surgical instrument. Why do they do that anyway; what’s the point?

[@moodyblues1273]

Spoilers please?

[@adjuafrican2664]

I'd like to watch the full episode. Does anyone know it

[@archerlady]

Season 8 Episode 16 - What You See Isn't Always What You Get

[@adjuafrican2664]

​@@archerladythanks for responding. I didn't think anyone would

[@shootingcomet082]

Why is the MRI on when no one's in it? Why do they need firefighters? Just secure the scissors in place like you would any penetrating object in any other situation, turn off the machine, and have a surgeon on standby.

[@MorganChaos]

Well, the first question told us all you're not a healthcare worker of any sort so the rest of your suggestions can safely be ignored. MRIs are always on because it takes an hour to turn them off safely, and another hour to turn them back on.

[@plurpball]

Why would it be on and so easy to get in the room?

[@arielg7000]

so not cool man

[@annettereynolds7457]

I ruptured my carotid artery inside my throat. I was literally coughing blood and clots into bowls for four hours. I filled up 8 of those sick bowls with it. So no, he wouldn't bleed out in five minutes.

[@artemis-lex3818]

That is impossible. Your carotid artery isnt inside your throat. There isnt even a connection between those two. Something's not right. Pretty sure you ruptured a blood vessel in your throat that caused you to spit blood.

[@annettereynolds7457]

@@artemis-lex3818 Well, that's what my surgeon told me

[@leahw2124]

Yeah that was likely something that ruptured in your oesophagus. Which can be pretty awful.

[@MorganChaos]

You definitely didn't rupture your carotid artery inside your throat. For one thing, it's like at least a couple inches away from your esophagus and windpipe. Most likely you ruptured a vein, which absolutely sucks but is carrying a LOT less blood than any artery, especially the carotid. The carotid pumps about a liter of blood per minute at rest and up to 3 liters if your heart rate is elevated for any reason (which this guy's DEFINITELY is). An adult man's body contains about five liters of blood, and you can lose about half your blood volume without dying. So optimistically he's got about 40 seconds if those scissors come out without a clamp.

[@magiclion]

You absolutely did not rupture your carotid artery. Don't be an idiot.

[@Jack2739-e5o]

He didn't see the warning MRI zone IV MRI has strong magnetic and its dangerous ‏‪1:40‬‏

[@giosy0072]

What happened?

[@juanpablohernandezmireles3315]

Se enojo por qué no es su hijo 😡

[@TheBoringEdward]

hast du keine augen im kopp, du schlawiner? schau doch et video an!

[@susivarga7303]

​@@juanpablohernandezmireles3315 why are you angry?

[@juanpablohernandezmireles3315]

@@susivarga7303 no estoy enojado, sólo es un decir

[@susivarga7303]

@@juanpablohernandezmireles3315 Ok. Whatever.

[@sarahkoho7794]

But was the baby his though?

[@TH2714]

Yes. He suffered a psychotic episode.

[@ummi4atfaal]

Next episode

[@Vee_breeze2767]

Was it his son?

[@TheKrispyfort]

More and more Science is realising that psychosis is primarily physical and not psychological

[@TheKrispyfort]

Australian python worm

[@Jackson_DGaming]

Doesn't count how fat it is for the baby. You still have to take it.

[@thebigmeancarmen]

That was ridiculous

[@CalebDead]

Was ot his baby

[@ewelinak3313]

This is so stupid xD

[@MaddisonSmith-g4e]

Omgggggggg

[@Marthas_ALDC]

9th luv u chicago fam❤

[@minamir385ca]

you gotme i think th kid was black

[@OrangeJuices-f9u]

First

[@Velocity2Coldd]

wow early

[@TheKrispyfort]

Hey, writer peoples, have you considered looking at FASD being frequently misdiagnosed as ASD? Schizophrenia possibly an adult presenting early childhood development disorder due to cerebellum insult either prenatal or neonatal? (Don't shake kids) The difference between pseudo aneurysms and true aneurysms?