That Time Jeff Goldblum Played Dracula in a Goosebumps Game

[@Dominic-Noble]

I give it 9 Goldblums out of a possible 10 Goldblims 👍

[@ahandsomefridge]

Don't you mean Galdblems?

[@old-mad-madum]

Wow great to see you here! I'm so glad you follow pushing up roses.

[@logicaloverdrive8197]

What's the conversion rate?

[@swordhunter12]

Uh, now you do eventually plan to have 10s? 10s? Uh, in your out of 10 ratings? Um, hello? (Breathes on the camera)

[@jackofallclaws6672]

Hey Mr Dominic.

[@TheSeptet]

"He's just playing Jeff Goldblum." Well, yeah. I have a theory that Jeff Goldblum isn't even an actor. He just walks onto sets and starts talking and people roll with it.

[@cheekbonestrenchcoat]

That's because Jeff Goldblum is one of the Elder Gods

[@jashardwallington]

I agree

[@Eshtian]

Ah yes that explains why he was shirtless in Jurrasic park... Wait a minute

[@danstiver9135]

“All right, suture self” Iseewhatyoudidthere

[@Arkham205]

dangit, I was gonna make that joke, haha

[@ShutItKyle]

Roses has the best pun game on youtube

[@sixgunsal81]

Left me in stitches

[@IzraelGraves]

@@FailasaurusRex Your name is fitting.

[@SyrusRiggs]

@@FailasaurusRex kinda cringe bro

[@RedBardIsCool]

"Scarecrows don't wear stripey trousers" that sounds like that could've been the title of a Bailey School Kids book, haha

[@Zulf85]

Oh shit, I just came here from your review of raging loop lol

[@Bluecho4]

Or a Halloween-themed sequel to Plumbers Don't Wear Ties.

[@heynae2016]

OMG I remember those! I remember reading Mermaids don't something something and Pirates don't host Field Trips I think?

[@rhodopisdenile8977]

hey nae! It was “mermaids don’t run track”

[@zo6679]

The worst camp camp memes ever I read that as mermaids don’t smoke crack. What is wrong with me?

[@Jt475]

The 90’s were a weird time, one day you’re the child star in “The Santa Clause” and the next you’re in an interactive video game

[@QunMang]

The other one was in a TV drama series at the time (picket Fences, ran for 4 seasons).

[@Jillbles]

I knew that kid was familiar!

[@MatthewVaness]

Eric Lloyd

[@myfriendbobby]

And you play a kid in Kindergarten Cop.

[@JM-qt5mg]

Or dunstin checks in

[@jaredatkinson1071]

The christopher walken pumpkin was amazing.

[@gankhef5564]

In all honesty, that entire bit was so self-indulgent on the part of the developers that I respect it and find it legitimately hilarious in equal measure.

[@TECH097]

Cant blame them, they knew how to use their Jeff Bennet...yeah those were all the same VA: the voice of Johnny Bravo.

[@sabinfigaro7334]

@@TECH097 wait what? Really?! Do the monkey!

[@sabinfigaro7334]

It really was! they all were damn near spot on.

[@typacsk]

Happily, the Outside Xbox playthrough gave that scene the love it deserves.

[@RichDuckKing]

“Not your bike, though, pleh!” Made me legitimately laugh out loud.

[@ahandsomefridge]

I missed that one the first time around, thank you :)

[@kamenanew9867]

Same, hilarious. I had to rewind to see that clever bit again

[@undeadsecret]

My friend and I were having a conversation, he really picks things apart. he's like "really.. the bike too?" then the house spat the bike out. great timing.

[@samsteronic]

Did that Kid legit just say “Reverse the polarity?!” Someone’s been to the doctor who school of deus ex machina 😂

[@quleughy]

Don’t forget old school Fantastic Four. Reed Richards was all about polarities and how to reverse them.

[@LnPPersonified]

And Star Trek. And Star Gate. And half a dozen other sci-fi properties. It's become a trope.

[@the-four-seven]

Ghostbusters as well (crossing the streams = total protonic reversal)

[@johnskeel3260]

Yes, and to all that responded to this (FF, Star Trek, Star Gate, etc.) that was the joke.

[@themostbritishpersonalive868]

@@the-four-seven what but....the packs are........nuclear

[@lotus-prince]

I have now become one of those posters who says "I saw the title and immediately clicked," because god damn, this is irresistible.

[@lorecraftlp6155]

I interrupted another video to watch this

[@fenris610]

@@lorecraftlp6155 same here 😂

[@Swaelo]

im so glad i found the channel a couple months ago, its quickly become one of my favorite

[@sabinfigaro7334]

Right?!

[@sabinfigaro7334]

@@Swaelo just found today, soo much nostalgia and I had no idea the random work these actors/voice actors had. (Including other videos I just watched, Salute your shorts and DOUG.) Which must make most of us around here about the same age...😘looking at you ROSES lol just playin, sort of...very informative when it comes to those involved in what she is covering.

[@terribleadelaidedrivers8754]

I want this game just for the Christopher Walken impersonation.

[@TECH097]

Jeff Bennet plays a mean Christopher Walken.

[@abbycollins]

Is it the you will die one?

[@RazireKVD]

Title: "That time Jeff Goldblum-" Me: Okay, it's already ridiculous, so lets see how amazing it gets.

[@Antony_Oscar]

We stan a lethargic Jeff Goldblum Dracula.

[@Mothlocks]

the game: it's ok not amazi- The cast: *G O L D B L U M*

[@TimedRevolver]

I can't be the only one who wants a Goosebumps-style game with a Goth kid as a protagonist who is just loving all the craziness and is reluctantly fixing it.

[@ralphyetmore]

Judy Tenuta!!!! "This lady is an icon". Damn straight. She's an 80's/90's stand-up icon to be exact. And her character here IS her on-stage persona. Go find clips around KZbin.

[@murrfeeling]

Holy crap, Judy Tenuta. Loved her standup acts in the 80's and her stuff with Weird Al.

[@smatchimo55]

awe she just passed away recently. RIP

[@jaimedritt4622]

I was going to say this, but you beat me to it. I'm glad other people recognized her! When I was a kid (80s and 90s), I thought she was hysterical with her accordion.

[@rayrae204]

Judy TENUTA! ICON . RIP .

[@Shatnerpossum]

Hey 'It's Okay' is about the highest praise that an FMV game can get.

[@thomasjenkins7506]

they usually range from "infuriating" to "downright unplayable."

[@JPH1138]

I feel like Zork: Grand Inquisitor might hit whatever the notch above 'okay' is...

[@Nono-hk3is]

FMVs are like diners. It defeats their purpose if they are too fancy.

[@roguishpaladin]

Hey, I LIKE Tex Murphy.

[@KeybladeMasterAndy]

Night Trap and Double Switch are my jam.

[@UrZahl]

2:36 omg, it's Judy Tenuta! Fabulous comedian from the 80's, 90's She's missing her accordion, tho

[@montyr2083]

Truly she IS an icon!

[@dustinkordish]

Very much - I have a home made “Goddess of the Galaxy” Judy shirt!

[@lilMissmAlice]

The Goddess Judy! She should be adorned with Stud-Puppets! Also at 7:42 Bobcat Goldthwaite! This cast is too good XD

[@iloveyourunclebob]

I just followed her on tiktok lol

[@Fakan]

I thought that was her! I only know her from an episode of Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide, though. =P

[@GodheadNee]

Love the video, love the makeup! Storytime: I once watched Jeff Goldblum play jazz in malibu a few years ago-- he's just as weird as you'd expect, but seemed to genuinely be interested in engaging with everyone and was suuuuper sociable. A nice guy! Weird overshare, but: I've always struggled with body dysphoria and image issues. When we asked for a photo, Jeff Goldblum immediately commented on how cute and charming and soft I was, so now when I'm feeling pretty low, I think, "Well, I can always appeal to the authority of Goldblum. Just because *I* can't see it doesn't mean Jeff Goldblum didn't!"

[@kaseyshay]

If Jeff Goldblum called me cute, I would forever think I was the hottest thing in the world 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@percyap4271]

Being called cute from Jeff Goldblum is as powerful as being called Breath-taking by Keanu Reeves

[@vaimantobe3034]

Wow, imagine being Jeff Goldblum approved!

[@Nono-hk3is]

"A very handsome Jeff Goldblum" is redundant, tbh.

[@kaleahcollins4567]

? Redundant?

[@sabinfigaro7334]

@@kaleahcollins4567 it goes without saying...lol which is a wierd saying...

[@mistydayremainsofthejudgment]

I was OBSESSED with this game as a kid. Blew my mind that my favorite character from Jurassic Park was in it!

[@TheKrossRoads]

Same here. It's just corny enough to be enjoyable and the humor takes the edge off the scares for even younger children. I look forward to showing this game to my kids one day.

[@mistydayremainsofthejudgment]

@@TheKrossRoads I will say the tunnels scared the shit out of me. The music, weird movement and being chased by that thing were pretty different from the rest of the game!

[@TheKrossRoads]

@@mistydayremainsofthejudgment Agreed. Thankfully it's an optional part of the game. I'm still scared of those tunnels as an adult today, even if only because the controls are so bad down there.

[@Rexdrinkredbull]

"Scarecrows don't wear stripey trousers!" ah, so that was the name of the lost Bailey Schoolkids book

[@chadreese9501]

Thanks for always being there, no matter the time!

[@frumpplays2463]

"Suture self." Wow. That's a deadly pun!

[@Dream0Asylum]

It had me in stitches. (o )_(o ) ( o)_( o) . . . I'll see myself out.

[@psylentknight]

Let me find out Dracula's outfit was designed by Ayami Kojima. That was incredible.

[@mathieuleader8601]

Jeff Goldblum's Dracula reminds me of the Eric Roberts Master from the 1996 TV-movie

[@MrMcJazzhands]

I need more Christopher Walken Pumpkin in my life.

[@MerchManDan]

So we're not talking about how there's a crescent moon hanging over the door of the Full Moon Café? Alright. 🌙 😐

[@indeimaus]

starting the video now is this the game where you get chased by a werewolf in the forest? for some reason I remember that being scary as a kid

[@pushinguproses]

It sure is!

[@karlturner5678]

Aw man, what a missed opportunity for shocktober indie

[@neal5251]

Nothing says “you did the wrong thing” quite like a juicy fart noise

[@christianketterling7590]

10/10 stage makeup! You nailed that aesthetic!

[@LnPPersonified]

"Suture self" That pun was so brutal... ...it had me in stitches.

[@geoleo965]

You know? Having you mentioning in the past how much you enjoyed *_"Goosebumps"_* and *_"Are You Afraid of the Dark?",_* it would be interesting, fair and the PERFECT timing to share with us your personal thoughts of the show named *_"Creeped Out";_* now running with two seasons, and all while you explore about how you'd compare it with the old classics. Still in the midst of its first season, but so far I'd say it is quite a decent show and been enjoyed it with my sweet, little niece. (Yet, hands down, the latter of both already mentioned shows is still the best for actually being frightening and with more original stories, in comparison.)

[@LnPPersonified]

Creeped Out is pretty legit. I'm watching the second season, and it feels like Black Mirror for children.

[@geoleo965]

@@LnPPersonified Thank you! Was looking for an actual second opinion about it (even PUR gave me a thumbs up, but sadly, I was forced to edit my message after not remarking appropriately the titles.) Hoping that, by doing so, she might review it for us soon enough.

[@wildfire0123]

Geo Leo I’m 16, (so about 1-3 years older than most kids in the show) and it lowkey creeps me out. The first episode of season 1 gave me the freaks.

[@geoleo965]

@@wildfire0123 Much appreciated. The one that my young niece found as most frightening would be the episode with the kid spying the old lady.

[@wildfire0123]

Geo Leo Oh yeah that episode was extremely creepy though the phone one just struck me a lot harder as i am like most teens extremely attached my phone and i related a lot with the female lead as well.

[@RavennaZane]

The eccentric info lady gave me Bellatrix vibes. 🤣

[@terriblej6107]

True. I was thinking a drag queen persona of Helen Bonham-Carter

[@Nono-hk3is]

Hell yeah. That's Judy Tenuta. She'd do stand-up comedy with an accordian, screaming her jokes at the audience.

[@LaDracul]

@@Nono-hk3is Damn right she's an icon.

[@VidtopiaEntertainment]

I’ve waited for this review for a long time, also did you know the director of this game was the director of Cats and Dogs, and Son of the Mask. Now I see why there are so many wide angle lens in this game.

[@Surreal469]

That freckle kid was i EVERYTHING in the early 90s including Picket Fences.

[@clintmcbride7830]

But the most important question: Who WOULDN'T smash Goldblum? Answer: Its rhetorical. Everyone would.

[@encycl07pedia-]

That's a bad joke.

[@clintmcbride7830]

@@encycl07pedia- meh. They're my best talent

[@ninjabluefyre3815]

No. I'm not THAT bi

[@clintmcbride7830]

@@ninjabluefyre3815 I'm straight but even I'd go crooked for JG.

[@karlturner5678]

@@clintmcbride7830 100% agreed, he's just a pretty man

[@dangus6934]

The scarecrow looks more like a drunk relative at a halloween party.

[@buzzinbea]

"Scarecrows don't wear stripey trousers!" sounds like a Bailey School Kids title~!!

[@greeryoung1111]

*crashes in* i heard the wind whisper "daddy Jeff" and im here now

[@tomenza]

Gawd I loved those voice impressions, particularly the Christopher Walken voice.

[@combustible7267]

"good dancing, though" somebody hasn't seen tim curry in the worst witch movie

[@hotradiogaga]

He drank a lot during the shooting od that movie and I can't blame him

[@devinpaul9026]

"God DAMN this is weird!" Most likely the most glowing endorsement that anything Goosebumps will ever see.

[@quinnzykir]

Oooooh I’d hang out at the full moon cafe. Love werewolves

[@roxassora2706]

Same

[@TheRepty818]

I remember really loving this game as a kid. I even wrote a novelization of it. Just hearing the sound bites has we swimming in nostalgia.

[@rossmunro7084]

Absolutly LOVE the make up. Must have taken ages to do. You look amazing.... You always do but you look more amazing than the amazing of everyday

[@ZeNatoto]

Slightly disappointed you didn’t call it “patch”reon

[@fanfaretloudest]

PUR: Actors in videogames have been very- uhh... Me: She's gonna show the crazy guy in Phantasmagoria. Yep. Called it. ;)

[@c.argelfraster1291]

I give this review 10 Goldblums out of 10 Goldblums.

[@kiyavi]

As someone who loved this game as a kid and thought the Dracula portion was romantic, I am flabbergasted to find out 8-year-old me was listing after Jeff Goldblum. Mind blown 🤯

[@Merkurrie]

I'm so happy! As much as I loved this game when I was young I was always afraid of the 3D maze and the werewolf chase was so intense. I always wanted you to cover this game and I'm glad you had fun with the Horrorland cheese. Looking forward to the next one.

[@smatchimo55]

i dont think she even found the sewer monster. that thing scared the shit out of me

[@actionmissiles]

I just wanted to say that I appreciate all that you do and the effort you put into all of your thoughtfully created videos, which for those of us who have the horror / retro fascination are like a warm blanket sometimes, especially this time of year. You deserve to have way more subscribers than you do. You also are willing to go a little bit further into the realm of self-reflection, or what the subject meant to you as a child whenever relevant to do so, which is cool. Anyway, Just thanks. Let's all stay spooky forever.

[@Cannotbetamed1]

Isabella Rossellini is in this? Wow. The game looks alright, but is mostly just making me want to play the Are You Afraid of the Dark game. Great video!

[@myfriendbobby]

Give this game a chance, it is well worth it.

[@wassupwo]

Okay, great video, fun romp. I love the pumpkin impressions. I was expecting a so bad it's good romp FMV. Good video.

[@sinesterD1]

Damn that makeup job!!!! AMAZING

[@dj_matanzaa]

Dude, thank you for my daily dose of nostalgia! I played through this game as a kid and it has never been talked about with anyone since. You probably could have convinced me I fever dreamed this game since you’re the only other person I “know” who has played it.

[@JJ-rj6jk]

I adored this game as a kid, cool to see that anyone else at all remembers it

[@strain42]

Absolutely fantastic Halloween special, Roses. It had everything! Cheesy children's horror, a video game I'd never heard of, awesome live action work, Jeff Goldblum, and laugh out loud puns. You really sewed this all together spectacularly!

[@elizabethross6895]

Great video! And I must say that your makeup is awesome! I love how you've shaded colors and the highlights on the stitches :)

[@supersonicxz1]

God I have been just waiting for you to cover this computer game classic, especially for the vampire Jeff Goldblum cameo.

[@PirateNovelist]

Hmm I find it interesting that Charlie from the Santa Clause saves the day randomly haha

[@seanstuder60]

You ALWAYS crack me up!!! I'm healing from a bad car accident and this video was a much needed distraction from pain and misery!!! Thank you!

[@hannahbrennan2131]

Great video. Would still like to see a The Many Failed Romances of Grady Fletcher video though.

[@livin4thelamb499]

1:36 That "Not your bike though...pleh." got me good. I usually don't laugh out loud watching videos. Well done, PUR.

[@MatthewVaness]

I'm pretty sure Clay is played by Eric Lloyd of The Santa Claus fame!!

[@captaincomatoast]

"It's not very long if you know what you're doing". Every horror game ever 😂 I listen to you through ear buds when I work. Thanks for the laughs and the trips down memory lane!

[@AnonymousDragonWolf]

Roses: The fisheye effect is very... strange. Me: *retches*

[@kevinnashiscool1]

This and “The Jeff GoldBluMan Group” are Jeff Goldblums best works.

[@ResoluteCoyote]

The acting in this game is better then the shows lol

[@tanishadickerson8015]

I NEED a series like this for Animorphs and So Weird. 🙏🏾

[@noneofyourbusiness4616]

you should consider selling a PUR doll that says "hey everyone" if you squeeze it... i'd buy it

[@theblackbaron4119]

I suppose it would be your ... *Main squeeze* :3

[@harrisdoshay3430]

Oh man, this instantly made me remember the One Day at Horrorland goosebumps board game I had as a kid. I had totally forgotten about that!

[@siluxkhan6544]

I didn't know that Jeff goldblum was in a goosebumps game

[@thegamingdoggo9519]

Who knows maybe he thought it would be fun

[@siluxkhan6544]

@@thegamingdoggo9519 it looks like a very interesting game

[@andie7933]

Maybe he just wanted to just try it out and see if it worked for him

[@GeekFilter]

"Oh wow this acting is amazing! Mehn mehhn I was meh it was goinnnng nuts!" I did a literal spit take! My cat was not amused!

[@despairchanpu4700]

More like "That Time Jeff Goldblum Played Jeff Goldblum Dressed Up as Dracula in a Goosebumps Game " amirite?

[@StripeyRedStripes]

"Yes come on in. Not your bike though, pleh" almost ended me. The delivery made me choke on my drink. Beautiful.

[@scottfields7947]

The Scarecrow looks like Old Gregg

[@armisg5664]

But does he drink Baileys from a shoe?

[@ken45y]

He's got a mangina!!

[@vinson311]

"Really well done Whopper from Burger King"? I'd never insult something that badly... 😂

[@ccarroll8899]

Werewolf spelled backwards is flower ew

[@johnoneil9188]

Jeff Goldblum is a present and a boon to everything he is in. Also love that make up work.

[@CheckersMcGavern]

10:19 UH EXCUSE ME, Is that Isabella Rossellini?!

[@montyr2083]

As "Lady Cadaver," apparently.

[@Anoneeemouse]

Mommy! Mommy!

[@MagnaRyuuDesigns]

Yes it is her

[@kane7475]

I've really love the Goosebumps Escape from Horrorland it's a really fun and funny game

[@VidweII]

Is that Judy Tenuda (sp?) The 90's bit-player who gave Fran Drescher a run for having the most annoying voice and who also had an accordion perpetually attached to her torso?

[@mattjust4450]

Lunatic Cringe it definitely is!! Loved her!!!

[@only257]

Lunatic Cringe agreed she is a good actress😊

[@WaspandUnicorn]

I love your spider sweater! I'm the Cobweb faerie at the Kentucky Highland Renaissance Festival and absolutely love everything to do with spiders. We, I mean they, get a bad wrap, but are incredibly helpful and amazing creatures!

[@DenSporetrix]

That awkward moment when you accidentally turn yourself into Smeagol. AGAIN. Edit: I'm pretty sure that the reason Jeff Goldblum sounds and acts a little weird is because he's high as goddamn kite throughout the whole thing. So... there's that.

[@cartoonkelly7924]

That face gave me a brief trip to the uncanny valley! Well done!

[@danstiver9135]

5:42 is that an MST3K reference?

[@HunterofMadness]

Had to watch, I absolutely loved this game as a kid used to play it over and over.

[@mcgfn]

This game is a wonderful treasure that got me into speedrunning and I will always admire how campy and fun it is.

[@Azumpossum]

*sees a new PUR video, clicks and leaves to get coffee....comes back* "Hey it's Roses---HOLY CHRISTMAS WHAT'S WRONG WITH HER FACE...ohhh yeah she's good with makeup. Yay horror!"

[@zaungaestin]

Now I wanna see a Dracula-Movie-Version with Jeff Goldblum, lol

[@meghanmcdonnell8563]

I have really found memories of this game. It was one of the few I could play when we went to the library. Glad it still holds up.

[@maximumrisk2004]

I really love your makeup. I want to be able to do it like that. It looks amazing!

[@cjhs2006]

You Think Those Jack o Lanterns Are Insufferable Then You Haven’t Met my 4 Nephews

[@katichu]

13:01 you could've say "suture yourself" ...like stitches! lol I love your makeup and your videos :)

[@TMThesaurus]

I loved this game as a kid and I found parts of it legitimately scary (basically whenever you were being chased)

[@kaelang12]

"scarecrows don't wear stripey trousers" sounds like a bailey school kids book title

[@TaylorVomitable]

I absolutely LOVED this game, and as a 25 year old, i still play it sometimes due to nostalgia. So happy to see you talk about it because i’ve never seen any other youtuber, much less PERSON talk about it. glad i subbed! ^-^

[@Metonymy1979]

I love your videos so much. It's very strange to meet someone that has been so influenced by their grandparents as much as I have. You are the first person I have signed up for and support on Patreon. Keep up the awesome vids!

[@ChristopherBelanger]

I love the Lara Bow sound when you hit the maze!

[@satanclause1]

I also recognise Robert Joy, who plays Madison Storm, he's in a ton of stuff including Land of the Dead, Death Wish 5 and The Hills Have Eyes remake.