That Zone Between Area 50 and 52 | Paws Reacts to Internet Historian

[@electricbayonet2]

11:21 “I feel insulted...” Sounds like _someone_ is upset about missing an episode of the Handsome Man Show~

[@ReactAndyhate]

Probably upset her dishwasher was region-locked

[@HienNguyen-cs1md]

Not feeling the touch of Nord VPN's big strong arm

[@Olander123]

Man… internet historian should be a movie director with that level of storytelling

[@lumi_project]

yeah, i mean... if Markiplier can do it, im sure with enough funding IH can do it as well

[@Olander123]

@@lumi_project a few KZbinrs in my country are into mainstream movies now even though not as successful as their YT days but still if he feels like it it should be possible frong

[@ChingChongChimichanga]

Wouldn’t it make more sense for him to be a script writer/voice actor? Directors don’t write the story 🤷‍♂️

[@Chaka2225]

Not you thinking that Joe Rogan discussion is real 😂😂😂

[@leradmuiel7634]

That’s just some good editing right there. IH is god tier in that department.

[@frenchynoob]

Wait I thought for sure she was just playing dumb, did she not know it was a ytp edit?

[@Jack_Slate]

Might as well be.

[@chaost4544]

I like how Matty just lived his best life and had an amazing Las Vegas party with sponsorship.

[@TheForsakenEagle]

The raid segment deserves an Academy Award.

[@mpg272727]

"I jam a man of fortune" wise words XQC, wise words

[@tozu777]

The same words said 3 rooms away with a wireless headset while he gets a snack with the video still going

[@BilisiFunfun]

18:50 This man is the protagonist of real life.

[@turkeyman1123]

we are all just the side characters in his story

[@midknight9715]

Just those two photos of the military's "Naruto run" presentation alone made the whole thing worth it.

[@sunderzilla]

May I suggest the Lock Picking Lawyer's april fools vids, I think you're gonna like it a lot.

[@jacksullivan4741]

27:04 that actually kind of sounds scary like what do you have smart turrets

[@wessltov]

The only thing that could be scarier is dumb turrets

[@frenchynoob]

"8 x 11 = 51", to this day, might still be the greatest IH joke he ever made.

[@m.hunterstevie2081]

To this day, though, the volume remains a big mystery. 😆

[@leonardolopes6360]

88Km , which is 51miles when you convert the units

[@frenchynoob]

@@leonardolopes6360 it's 54, not 51, but close enough

[@leonardolopes6360]

@@frenchynoob is it? Fair enough, I didnt actually check, just math on the top of the head.Could it also not be 11 and 8 rounded so it resulted on 51km?

[@frenchynoob]

@@leonardolopes6360 tbh i have no clue, since Im pretty sure the units are actually squared so completely different conversion. Im just gonna pretend 51 is correct when rounded and spread that on future reactions, cuz it's way funnier.

[@twilightrose2648]

That raid re-enactment is better than 90% of the shows and movies that are coming out nowadays

[@josephschultz3301]

I completely forgot how insane the editing was on those Joe Rogan clips xD Joe: *[While T-Posing for Dominance]* _"WWWWHHHHHHOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAA~_

[@StrunDoNhor]

Ah yes, "random vtuber watches Internet Historian," my favorite youtube genre. We meet again.

[@pawsvtuber]

Lmao, that genre name is fabulous

[@kodaker5880]

I heard this once: "always trust in the capacity of humans to reach new levels of stupidity". I believe it's our bigest talent xD

[@crispycreammcfly4782]

I mean, it was a joke. Almost everyone wasn't serious about it. If that's not already evident by how many people showed up compared to how many RSVP'd.

[@kodaker5880]

@@crispycreammcfly4782 i know, the funny and stupid thing about that is the people that took it seriously and the whole mess that was made because of it xD

[@igodreamer7096]

"Storm Area 51 (2019)" - Those were the days! 👴

[@lincolnross9000]

Limo guy is Lisan Al-Gaib

[@richardkim3652]

Also Area 51 was the one who made the stealth helicopter for SEAL Team 6

[@maestrobash7822]

16:00 They probably were like "HA, What are they gonna do? Shoot me?"

[@abnegazher]

Congratulations! KZbin put a very cool community note in your video. Clearly to reafirm that ays don't exist and that it's all weather baloons or something.

[@ero-senninsama1734]

I wondee if anyone actually reads the disclaimers.

[@gothicpando]

If aliens didnt exist then how did this probe get up my bu... oh wait.

[@Apt23-v8u]

Ha gay

[@qwertydavid8070]

"Doctor, you don't understand. The aliens stuck that buttplug inside my rectum. I swear it wasn't because I got the wrong size please doctor you gotta understand-"

[@bloodred255]

aliens: travel billions of light years to visit earth. also aliens: stick things up the butt of some redneck farmer.

[@thekhameleon4153]

Paws and the cozy rock

[@SmokeAndChillAndromeda8]

i love the video! i like when you do that loud breath, i don't know why but it reminds me of frost breath every time i hear you do it lol

[@sincerelyotaku7878]

2:17 whoa whoa yall freaky at that base 😂

[@RocketCouch]

43:19 Here I'm just wondering why in the hell they have an admiral, a navy officer, in the middle of the desert. I'm sure my priorities are fine.

[@NikanaTenno]

I remember saw this on my feed and I found it funny and pressed going.

[@drautch]

Let get our paws on another Internet Historian classic.

[@hermannlagrange803]

BTW, the Naruto run does not let you run fast. Not even in the Anime/Manga. It's a technique they use BECAUSE they are already running fast, since it reduces drag. It's like saying wings make you go fast.

[@Derkosson]

It's also based on a real ninja running style where you just put your torso forward, so that gravity pushes you forward. (you're essentially falling and catching yourself again and again) You don't run faster, but it makes it so you need to put less force into each step, so it's great for stamina.

[@hermannlagrange803]

@@Derkosson Fascinating! Did not know that, cool!

[@toospooky051]

That was a really good Cartman TTS

[@the98themperoroftheholybri33]

In all seriousness, Bob Lazar was describing a machine which today is a 3d printer back in the 90s, but back then it was considered crazy. It does make you wonder what they have today (directed energy weapons have legal legislation in place btw)

[@Mare_Man]

The Navy has at least one laser weapon

[@the98themperoroftheholybri33]

@@Mare_Man there's been handheld directed energy weapons since the 80s, today we have a weapon that can cause a heart attack by concentrating microwave radiation onto/into a certain area. You ever notice how many conspiracy theorists die from heart attacks?

[@MahaXad]

A lot of tech "modern" tech is just old tech that wasn't commercially possible yet. Take Laser for example, it was theoretically invented by Einstein, but not able to be produced yet until the 60s.

[@the98themperoroftheholybri33]

@@MahaXad it's just directed energy, wait til you learn what happens when you direct energy from a magneto

[@braddl9442]

LOL they put a NOTE on your video. The AI cant tell what parody and comedy is

[@tasbard8545]

Try to post a video about the place, they attach the accepted document "explaining" what the place is. Coincidence?

[@braddl9442]

@@tasbard8545 LOL perfect

[@jacobruata6949]

@@tasbard8545(°_°)

[@Dethrox]

Think they did it to every video reacting to this 😂

[@MrXMysteriousX]

Algorithms don't know anything of context, only that a keyword was said. It's symptomatic of a larger problem, that Google thinks it's an Arbiter of fact. But here it is, using algorithms that don't achieve anything, fact checking things that don't need them and half the time it get's it wrong, to say nothing of them using Wikipedia of all things, which is rife with partisanship and culture wars and can't remotely be trusted yet used as a means to "fact check" These actions will be the death of context and of free and critical thought as you are demanded to believe orthodoxy, whether it's objectively true or not.

[@ShurikenSean]

Was hoping she'd react to this

[@Agent_N7]

"I lived, I loved, I looted" might sound better in the Latin version: "Vixi, Delixi, Praeditum". Also, can't stop all of us? Someone has never heard of Grandpa Buff.

[@SpieleSuchti894]

you didnt know about this? it was all over the internet for weeks

[@pawsvtuber]

Nope, living under a rock is comfy 😅

[@Force2reckonVods]

I guess add this to the list of Paws reactions that deserve the mindbreak #

[@leradmuiel7634]

One of my favorite IH videos. React to Incognito Mode too. His vids with Ordinary Things, ManyKudos, and Sumito are god tier too.

[@volrag]

18:55 Why can't people just do this in video games? Paws, who the hell thinks of this to put into the video game?!

[@akiramatoi4158]

49:14 & 49:36 that guy in the orange space suit is the youtuber Atozy LMFAO he did a video on this too.. he went out there

[@akiramatoi4158]

i just realized its almost the 5 year anniversary of this lol september 20th 2019.. its now sept 12th

[@hughu9340]

19:12 well, I can do the same IRL.

[@imtoolazyforaprofilepic4961]

Why am i addicted to her reactions

[@jaidora]

I swear the Area 51 thing made us the clown cast of the year

[@qwertydavid8070]

I feel like it's a bit rough to call people "stupid" for this whole thing. At the end of the day, it really was just a big meme, everyone had fun and no one actually got hurt. It was just a stupid thing that brought the whole internet together, similar to the whole "Pewdiepie vs Tseries" debacle. No one took it seriously, and there was never any actual danger involved. No one was "stupid" for going there, I imagine a lot of people met some new friends by going there, since they were surrounded by "their people", and I think that's wholesome :)

[@Brainhorn]

9:56 Holy shit that's like 3 and a half years

[@ndr2q]

Paws’ giggles give me life ❤

[@DystOptimist]

I remember watching this livestream for hours

[@ivanpetrov5255]

Staying in the car would not have helped, Paws.

[@DoomKermit]

I don't think it's about safer or not, mentally you would feel better

[@ivanpetrov5255]

@@DoomKermit For 0.5 seconds before you're reduced to pink mist by automated heavy machine gun fire.

[@Menhtrol]

The answer to all your why's. Because some people are fucking crazy... 😆

[@Smartz118]

I am pretty sure the military guy who did the Naruto Running presentation does KZbin Shorts. I think it was @mandatoryfunday based on his appearance.

[@bv332fgh]

The toilets are here

[@kilo1901]

They just make and test new flying toys for the Air Force. It’s not that deep… or is it?

[@BeldansFire]

Ahem... Twitter was magnificent yesterday.

[@Gerald3merald]

You have your avatar that you used in the video How to Train Your Dragon Ultimate Recap reaction. So lovely.

[@karere1s]

Still waiting to see Nordman's Clash of Clans- playing cousin Clansm- oh...

[@MkThUnderwd]

13:25 Did you know Area 51 is 1353 meters deep? 😉

[@Bigdude0444]

4:31 I mean i could probably ask any 10 year old and they'd say the CIA.

[@alvitto2520]

20k hours in Poe? She is a gamer indeed

[@tainted_bread]

OVER 20K HOURS IN PoE!?

[@pawsvtuber]

Mhm, 7 years of being disconnected from reality pretty much 😅

[@robert23456789]

Oh man they went so anime paws has changed colours

[@ShadowMage]

Missed opportunity to make this video exactly fifty one minutes long.

[@potatogamerxdyt3912]

Paws cute

[@Chaka2225]

So what's the difference in the orange hair model, or what's that one supposed to be for? I love all your different looks lol 😊

[@pawsvtuber]

Orange hair is a fox toggle from Halloween, chat wanted me to do a purple/orange look. It can be triggered with channel points by anyone on stream

[@tylerwest4756]

That was the best time to have internet

[@LoveEricsson]

I live i love i lewd ,paws 2024 😂

[@gohantube7017]

Season 2 when ?

[@Juhno]

I'm just confused by that BBC film crew. What makes a person go to a place because of a "Conspiracy Road Trip" program. That is dangerous. It's a wonder they didn't try to go to the highest security sector of the nuclear power plant... And ah. It was that time when everything was "Russian bots" according the media. Somebody has different opinions? Clearly a bot. Somebody don't like movie that you like or vice versa? 100% a bot.

[@hibouowll7468]

THAT! Is what happens when we don't let Natural Selection do it's job eliminating the weed of society.

[@blueblanketman2249]

I heard warframe music

[@aoihitori]

Yeah we play video games so we would never ever try to do driving donut to an airport. We had tons of simulation games that will teach you consequences of braking the law and trespassing military base. 😂

[@armeniancat234]

Yes, I'm single af

[@axelblaze8232]

The worst thing she can say is no Her 11:21

[@pawsvtuber]

omg 😂 memes aside, if someone said that to me, I'd be glad they rejected me, since feeling insulted from being asked out is a rotten mentality

[@ryukirito2616]

Why did you quit POE?

[@pawsvtuber]

Didn't like the direction it was heading, got bored of the cycle of nerfs/buffs, the marketing tactics etc. Also it's nice to have the free time again and not feel like I'm missing on gear pings whenever I'm away from PC

[@raifthemad]

You do understand, that guy drove 8 miles in and got out with metal cilinder in his hand is the governments version of the events. Only a fool uncritically believes the official version. They could have just opened fire and made up the rest afterwards, who's gonna contradict them?

[@vantaisback2660]

If you're the graveyard of memes, it means there is hope for people like me ... eheheh

[@SamGrant-jm6mz]

Bob Lazar is a real dude and his story has real potential to be legitimate especially since the Whistleblower came out recently confirmed that we have objects of Otherworldly origin I don't even Joe Rogan I'm not a conspiracy theorist but before laughing at it you should actually do a tiny bit of research into it just a Google search you don't have to watch a documentary you don't have to watch the interview you can just do a tiny bit of Google searching before laughing at it

[@Apt23-v8u]

Too late😂

[@PSiOO2]

can't believe three potentially real people liked a comment about doing research on "objects of Otherworldly origin" via a google search with a Joe Rogan podcast and some rando "whistleblowers" as a main source

[@kilo1901]

They just make and test new flying toys for the Air Force. It’s not that deep… or is it?