That's the reason Han Solo called Threepio "Goldenrod"
@gojirazillasaurus63413 жыл бұрын
Lol!
@emoxvx Жыл бұрын
Exactly what I was thinking!
@timharrod5 жыл бұрын
"I am C-3PO... human-cyborg carnal relations."
@horrorfan14555 жыл бұрын
junk man some of the jokes you made had me dying of laughter love your sense of humor
@VenusDaKidOfficial5 жыл бұрын
Does nobody see Chewbacca Funeral going on with the vintage figures
@calebleland83905 жыл бұрын
My dude! I actually missed that in the first viewing. Good eye.
@kevcatnip75895 жыл бұрын
@@calebleland8390 Vibe RADER
@HarryPartridge5 жыл бұрын
This was great. You should do a video about the ugliest Star Wars figures. Ape-face Leia and that horrible Luke would be good entries.
@clownhead59182 жыл бұрын
Wow, cool to see you here, that is a cool idea.
@Phoenix23125 жыл бұрын
9:19 Hasbro went from Giving Luke Steroids to Mixing his DNA with an Orangutan and He Man after 20 Cheese Pizzas... HOLY HELL!!! Have you seen how long those arms are? WHAT WERE THEY THINKING? OH! The Story about the Topps Trading Card is 100% Accurate - Anthony Daniels DOES GET VERY UPSET over that card! In a British TV Series called 'Bring Back Star Wars' - With Comedian Justin Lee Collins, Daniels was one of the few OG Actors who they managed to track down and have an interview with and Collins presented him with his Card - and Yeah, it did not go well... Daniels stayed polite but did explain 'C-3P0 is like an old friend to me... He has bought me so much joy and then you get this and it just upsets me!'
@nevaehstarrojas39183 жыл бұрын
I thought the same dang thing, those arms just don't look right on Luke. 👍
@emoxvx Жыл бұрын
That Luke action figure is a classic. 🤣🤣 In the early 2000's Hasbro made some absolutely hilarious figures. The Emperor with a huge hood, Mace Windu yelling, etc.
@carlo23845 жыл бұрын
Considering the story development, that coloring book page was the best!
@mikekrem5 жыл бұрын
My man the Junk man is on a roll! Keep up the great content!
@myramadd66512 жыл бұрын
That look on C3PO's face on the tape dispenser. Maybe thats why he looked so excited on the topps trading card. LOL
@RansomeStoddard5 жыл бұрын
I have the C-3PO card. I have it graded along with the edited version. Sadly it is only graded at a 70. Still, it's a funny addition to my collection. Everything else in the video was new to me.
@DoYouNerd5 жыл бұрын
Whoo--C3-PO was absolutely blessed by the maker! ha ha! "Pull my tape!" lol WTF on Jar-Jar!?! "That's not his future--that's Jedi balls!"
@tauntaungirl65205 жыл бұрын
I had the obscene Threepio back in the 90's, but traded it for something else. Don't know if this is true or not but the guy that initially sold me the card said that there is an "urban legend" ( for lack of a better term) that someone working at Topps knew they were going to get fired and produced a run of those Threepio cards for revenge. May or may not be true, but it makes a good story..... Love your channel!
@Matt_Desrochers745 жыл бұрын
I’m with you on everything except the Crocs. Those are for little kids. My son, Lucas had the R2 Crocs when he was 4 and he loved them.
@Nick-zn1vj5 жыл бұрын
My godness "Cherry flavored Jar Jar tongue!" "Jedi balls" 😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣
@johnw857810 ай бұрын
OMG -- I'm dying! Hilarious to the max! Junk man needs to do a video where he is wearing Star Wars crocs and under-roos and sucking on the cherry Jar-Jar tongue!
@ThatJunkman10 ай бұрын
Sexy
@_The_Worst_5 жыл бұрын
Hahahahahaha!!! 😆...😁...🤭 Man, this video is a gold mine!!! 💰 I could make tons of comments...💁♂️ But that C-3PO Soapdish was suggestive as heII...👀 There's something strange going on with C-3PO, I mean, getting photographed on collector cards with a b0ner, and striking suggestive poses on soap dishes...oh my goodness...🤦♂️ And I'm also more than sure that some girl got a hold of them pool toys and used them to play with her private parts...💯✔ Trust me, I've known girls to tell me of stranger things that they've used on themselves...☺
@Hal-kc5bk5 жыл бұрын
I didnt know Gold Member got his own Topps Star Wars cad?!
@cameronsturgill4025 жыл бұрын
I bet "Staci" never returned those offensive toys either...
@trooper3263 жыл бұрын
Probably has all 3 in her pantie drawer.
@chiefyt92509 ай бұрын
6:08 In the UK McDonalds released basically the same thing but based on his Revenge of the Sith appearance for a 2008 Star Wars The Clone Wars Movie Happy Meal tie in.
@mickfrendo82125 жыл бұрын
I laughed so much, I don't think I could ever get my underoos clean ever again 🤣😂
@autobotalex55885 жыл бұрын
I don't know if this would be considered inappropriate, but you should've mentioned that figure pack hasbro made of the moisture farm with the Stormtroopers and uncle Owen and aunt beru about to be well.....um.........smoked.
@davidsmith69975 жыл бұрын
Another peice of inappropriate star wars merchandise is....star wars kenect..the bespin Han Solo dance off cannot be unseen and unheard
@Wario77935 жыл бұрын
1:44 that's why they call him goldenrod?
@TheSickNeeds3 жыл бұрын
That 3PO card is why all the Ewoks consider him a god!
@seanahmed9079 Жыл бұрын
8:50 it IS inappropriate!! Look at the hand he is not holding the lightsaber with
@juliagoodwin95108 ай бұрын
A good rule of thumb for designing any merchandise: If it looks even the slightest bit phallic, it should be sent back to the drawing board _immediately_ .
@realstarwars45685 жыл бұрын
I have the C3-PO wenis card
@TheEvilpossum5 жыл бұрын
Thinking of Happy Death Day: "She literally... owned a pair of Crocs."
@spankynater4242 Жыл бұрын
That under Roos commercial would no longer be allowed on Twitter.
@GadreelAdvocat2 жыл бұрын
Leia said,"This is the droid I'm looking for." Then,"May the 4th play be with me."
@marcusdarkallius1194BC10 ай бұрын
I think a lot of people saw what they wanted to see. My guess they didn't have anything better to do. Now,I did have the Yoda underoos. I wore the shirt as a T shirt instead.
@BeeTeeGee5 жыл бұрын
Funny enough that the fortune telling Yoda would be revisited years later as a McDonald's Happy Meal toy. And where have you gotta look to find the answer to your questions? Be... Between his legs.
@theaceofspades565 жыл бұрын
I remember my friend's mom got the Qui-Gon jinn spin pop and she told his dad " I'm going to be slobbering all over this master jedi's head". So wrong.
@paulb34765 жыл бұрын
It was a different time in the 70s Way different now
@mikehernandez80635 жыл бұрын
Im not even a star wars guy but i love this channel lol
@paulb34765 жыл бұрын
I remember that Cherry flavored Jar Jar candy dispenser I thought it was terrible 20 years ago too
@lindsaystern78125 жыл бұрын
Oh man, I did too. I remember being at a Jo-Ann fabric store where they sold them, and one of the ladies working there vocally expressed her disgust towards the thing. 😂
@Jake_E575 жыл бұрын
I had that Yoda. I think I had it even before I really knew what a magic 8 ball was, so it never really occured to me that you were looking up his robe.
@calebleland83905 жыл бұрын
That coloring book page might have inspired a particular Star Wars movie I saw on an adult site. Awesome video! I love seeing some of the inappropriate things various companies have released to promote films, TV, comics, etc. You have to wonder if these people really didn't realize what they were doing, or if some of these were just jokes that went too far.
@ericcampbell42115 жыл бұрын
This was too funny. I needed a good laugh. The only thing I remember was the underoos.
@nickmanzo84595 жыл бұрын
Holy fucking shit, that Luke Skywalker at the end was... what the fuck?! The orangutan arms, that face, that wasn’t Luke Skywalker, that was goddamn Cornholio!!!
@gabrielstachitas91375 жыл бұрын
C-3PO: awkwardly rapping Me: This makes me embarrassed to be white.
@davidacosta35455 жыл бұрын
The Hasbro star wars luke Skywalker jedi knight back into the 1980s. 8:46 😂
@stuartglover12215 жыл бұрын
"Thats not your future thats jedi balls" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Genius vid Junkman absolute Genius 👍👍👍
@scottakanumba1heathen3795 жыл бұрын
3PO got himself into the WRONG kinda film gig!
@cheddarcheese79285 жыл бұрын
My best friend Rob had the Boba underoos too.When he would come out to play he would sometimes where the shirt.I would rip into him unholy!.He also had a pair of Sears Tough Skin pants with a Archie Bunker for president patch.Haaa!.I still tease him about that to this day!.What he never knew was that I secretly had a set of X-wing pilot Luke underoos.. :)
@spankynater4242 Жыл бұрын
What about the vibrating light saber?
@LeatherRebel755 жыл бұрын
If only you knew the comfy-ness of the Croc Side...
@jonathansheetz31863 жыл бұрын
Im waiting for you to fold your arms and have your shoulders a certain way, so that your shirt says something else lol 😆, any way , just started seeing your channel- oh the memories and knowledge!! Thank you!! :)
@gooniesgirl1979 Жыл бұрын
I guess Joni didn’t notice that Target sells vibrators, too. That’s the R-2 D-2 underwear set I had! I still have the top. I think it’s a toddler size. Target actually had women’s Star Wars underwear & underwear sets a couple years ago.
@scottandrewhutchins3 жыл бұрын
I think it was that the pelvis plate popped off one side making it look wrong...
@scottandrewhutchins3 жыл бұрын
This one really cracked me up.
@gojirazillasaurus63413 жыл бұрын
9:03 I do not like how long his arms are wth
@stephenwarhurst66155 жыл бұрын
Luke looks like Jay Leon 8:48
@trooper3263 жыл бұрын
That Luke figure looks like he's turning into the hulk.
@zachlennon29485 жыл бұрын
That c3po rap was definitely the most inappropriate thing on this list hands down.
@scottandrewhutchins3 жыл бұрын
"objectable."
@theaussieburwoodboy99434 жыл бұрын
That luke though....🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@ghostplanetproductions5 жыл бұрын
Has Joni never gone swimming or something? people are ridiculous.
@fireatwill77073 жыл бұрын
I ❤️the Star Wars crocks.
@hondorockz5 жыл бұрын
I still walk around in my Star Wars underoos til this very day, so whats the big deal?
@NickBartolo5 жыл бұрын
Crocs are depressing. No doubt.
@cheddarcheese79285 жыл бұрын
As a kid,I went thru my SW cards hundreds of times while I listening to my story of SW record.I would flip the cards to the scene on the record to reenact the movie..This card NEVER stuck out as weird..Did anyone ever notice it as a kid?.I sure didnt..
@hankw693 жыл бұрын
Joe Biden wore out his VHS copy of that underoos commercial.
@PozerAdultRacingTeam5 жыл бұрын
There definitely have been some WTF moments.
@DiscountGeek5 жыл бұрын
When you said that the last one is awful, not inappropriate, I seriously thought about that Luke figure before you revealed it.
@shawnhull99885 жыл бұрын
Laughed so hard I think I peed
@kevcatnip75895 жыл бұрын
no shit ,,there is STAR WARS porn ,,with REY getting it off a robot
@bobdrotleff4995 жыл бұрын
Your a Funny Dude! Love watching your videos Keep them coming
@toddtr55205 жыл бұрын
thanks for video junkman! I needed the laugh
@TheAtariCreep5 жыл бұрын
This is great. I love shit like this. In fact I recently got a toy from my childhood that was recalled for the same reasons as many of these items. An E.T. finger light. Made a video just to show it off. Lol Another great video bro.
@ThatJunkman5 жыл бұрын
Oh yea that ET finger
@sardinedood9 ай бұрын
9:03 Han, Leia and Chewie refused to talk to Luke for a week after his racist Asian impression.
@visionaryventures125 жыл бұрын
That penultimate one with Jedi Knight Luke. Ugh! Makes me think he’s gonna turn green and say: “Hulk smash!”
@seanahmed9079 Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@finchborat5 жыл бұрын
Never saw the Jar Jar Binks mouth pop as a kid, but it made it on the Headlines segment of the Tonight Show 20 yrs ago. kzbin.info/www/bejne/nZKvaqqFatp3o5Y (it appears at 2:15). Also, George Lucas was the subject of the opening of the Headlines segment at the start of that video. I do agree with you on crocs. I wish they were never a thing.
@TimHayes5 жыл бұрын
That Luke figure looks like Mick Jagger(of Rolling Stones fame) in some weird pose and facial expression from a music video.
@williamturk23302 жыл бұрын
It's just you.
@squidsminion5 жыл бұрын
I had the darth Vader crocks, btw the Luke action figure looks like someone farted near him.
@paulb34765 жыл бұрын
I have like two of those Luke's Possibly three The environmental Death Star piece is great
@RansomeStoddard5 жыл бұрын
Luke's arms are insanely long, like an ape.
@nickmanzo84595 жыл бұрын
The Dildo Ren thing made me laugh my ass off.
@joangardner95509 ай бұрын
It's not just you
@jeffstark84495 жыл бұрын
Funny stuff junkman. I have the yoda.
@Cuddy755 жыл бұрын
Crocs are bad no matter what is on them
@Hal-kc5bk5 жыл бұрын
card
@Tyler66105 жыл бұрын
Are you sure that that Luke skywalker is a real hasbro figure? The arms are even too long.
@ThatJunkman5 жыл бұрын
Yes
@pauljoyner43385 жыл бұрын
Yes it is real. I got one for a gift and I was like what the hell is wrong with Luke.
@kevcatnip75895 жыл бұрын
lOV v FARTING BASS SYNTHS
@michaelweldon11275 жыл бұрын
Am I the first to say..... “what a croc!”????
@vincentharris22595 жыл бұрын
Junkman I agree I don't like the underoos commercial I too feel weird watching that shit
@ThatJunkman5 жыл бұрын
If I have to suffer through it you all have to suffer through it
@theaussieburwoodboy99434 жыл бұрын
TBH .....it looks more like 3po is grinding his balls........also lots of BELLEND theories
@sgf1295 жыл бұрын
7:32 Sorry Junkman, I gotta go now and register as a sexual offender after watching that.
@candacecherry28465 жыл бұрын
I do sae the poablam
@camcordernonsense52645 жыл бұрын
No nothing inappropriate here. All gross as it should be
@jeffphillips51945 жыл бұрын
Is it bad that i'm only 12 and i understood most of these???